| Continued from: https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1782412 Why did you break up with the person above you? Be creative: >Bad Anime taste >To old/young >etc. |
| For locking the last thread!!! Who cares if it's your job! (P.S. congrats on 600k posts!) |
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| Because i don't fuck with male |
| . |
| They let another person put mashed potato on their nose. v *throws mashed potato after them |
DostojevskijMar 4, 8:54 AM
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| They're way to into sploshing |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| not willing to do twilight roleplay |
| Not willing to be my pillow |
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| They wanted more than just a drop. And when they received, they got too scared and ran off. |
   ค๓ เ ʝยรƚ ƚ๏๏ ƈยƚє Ŧ๏г ץ๏ย? |
| They pressed enter one too many times in too few lines I grew bored quickly |
  Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet |
| Still either didnt realize he's got NPD or didn't do anything over it yet |
  Малы бар деп бирөөнүн Байлыгына суктанба. Ачуулу болуп, эр жигит, Аксымдыкка бут малба, көпкөндүккө жеңдирип, Көрүнгөнгө мактанба. |
| Jealousy and envy |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Kept punching a hole through my wall |
Gee, it sure is boring around here |
| Misgendered me xd |
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet |
| They listen to way too much Splack Pack |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| They saw my shadow i dunno man it sounded fancy lol |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| When we did meth, he started to think he was a pigeon and jumped from the window. RIP |
Малы бар деп бирөөнүн Байлыгына суктанба. Ачуулу болуп, эр жигит, Аксымдыкка бут малба, көпкөндүккө жеңдирип, Көрүнгөнгө мактанба. |
| Started spouting a bunch of wise shit I didn't understand. Also lot's of Russian words. |
| I supplanted his weed with synthetic. The rest is history. |
Малы бар деп бирөөнүн Байлыгына суктанба. Ачуулу болуп, эр жигит, Аксымдыкка бут малба, көпкөндүккө жеңдирип, Көрүнгөнгө мактанба. |
| They looked at me like Pikachu did ^didn‘t give me enough time to type |
| They stole my credit card and life savings of 50euros |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| They ignored Tufa :/ |
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| They didn't watched One piece |
| I might never be the hands you put your heart in Or the arms that hold you any time you want them But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time |
| ^^ They dont understand that saying theyre tired and bored of fg and leaving then comming back makes me miffed. 🤣 Tufa i love you ✨😿✨ maybe i also like tomato hmph ^ they wanted to scar my face and make me wear a red w/vest. I have limits bro |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| JB fan |
   “Don’t cry. Not yet. Just feeling the frustration is enough” |
| I couldn't travel to that asteroid. |
| I might never be the hands you put your heart in Or the arms that hold you any time you want them But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time |
| They transitioned from an owl to a dragon maid and i wasnt having it |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| didn’t like me teasing him |
| alien cats gonna attack me, it is only a matter of time when they do... I didn't want to put Cloud in danger by staying around |
| they love my abuse, and that shifted the power dynamic |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Tried sacrificing me to a blood god |
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| Too much bit |
Малы бар деп бирөөнүн Байлыгына суктанба. Ачуулу болуп, эр жигит, Аксымдыкка бут малба, көпкөндүккө жеңдирип, Көрүнгөнгө мактанба. |
| I specifically don't date people who joined MAL on December 9th, 2015. |
  :3 |
| They sucked up to a queenbee |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| Because they can do better |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| his tongue isn't the only thing he tried splitting into two |
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ |
| they couldn't open the pickle jar |
| istg you called me evil before |
| it turned out she's my long lost twin |
| I had to |
| he doesn't kill me enough |
| Doesn't understand the concept of love. |
ค๓ เ ʝยรƚ ƚ๏๏ ƈยƚє Ŧ๏г ץ๏ย? |
| breaking up with you just for saying that |
| couldn’t keep up with her! |
| the truth is... since the first day, I... always-always... wanted to... steal their money! :O and run away |
| They refused to go to Pokemon World with me. |
| because they didn't apologize to someone (not me) they hurt. or may be they did, but they didn't want to tell me |
| because they said I had a Cloud obsession |
| ~ Those who look with clouded eyes see nothing but shadows ~ |
| Because...they would never be a memory |
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| Because of their inability to cook an egg over hard! |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Because they liked wizards more than pirates |
   _____________________________ You won't remember a thing except me. _____________________________ |
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