| Continued from: https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1782412 Why did you break up with the person above you? Be creative: >Bad Anime taste >To old/young >etc. |
| For locking the last thread!!! Who cares if it's your job! (P.S. congrats on 600k posts!) |
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| Because i don't fuck with male |
| . |
| They let another person put mashed potato on their nose. v *throws mashed potato after them |
DostojevskijMar 4, 8:54 AM
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| They're way to into sploshing |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| not willing to do twilight roleplay |
| Not willing to be my pillow |
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| They wanted more than just a drop. And when they received, they got too scared and ran off. |
   ค๓ เ ʝยรƚ ƚ๏๏ ƈยƚє Ŧ๏г ץ๏ย? |
| They pressed enter one too many times in too few lines I grew bored quickly |
  Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet |
| Still either didnt realize he's got NPD or didn't do anything over it yet |
  Малы бар деп бирөөнүн Байлыгына суктанба. Ачуулу болуп, эр жигит, Аксымдыкка бут малба, көпкөндүккө жеңдирип, Көрүнгөнгө мактанба. |
| Jealousy and envy |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Kept punching a hole through my wall |
Gee, it sure is boring around here |
| Misgendered me xd |
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet |
| They listen to way too much Splack Pack |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| They saw my shadow i dunno man it sounded fancy lol |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| When we did meth, he started to think he was a pigeon and jumped from the window. RIP |
Малы бар деп бирөөнүн Байлыгына суктанба. Ачуулу болуп, эр жигит, Аксымдыкка бут малба, көпкөндүккө жеңдирип, Көрүнгөнгө мактанба. |
| Started spouting a bunch of wise shit I didn't understand. Also lot's of Russian words. |
| I supplanted his weed with synthetic. The rest is history. |
Малы бар деп бирөөнүн Байлыгына суктанба. Ачуулу болуп, эр жигит, Аксымдыкка бут малба, көпкөндүккө жеңдирип, Көрүнгөнгө мактанба. |
| They looked at me like Pikachu did ^didn‘t give me enough time to type |
| They stole my credit card and life savings of 50euros |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| They ignored Tufa :/ |
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| They didn't watched One piece |
| But it's so good, I've never known anybody like you But it's so good, I've never dreamed of nobody like you And I've heard of a love that comes once in a lifetime And I'm pretty sure that you are that love of mine |
| ^^ They dont understand that saying theyre tired and bored of fg and leaving then comming back makes me miffed. 🤣 Tufa i love you ✨😿✨ maybe i also like tomato hmph ^ they wanted to scar my face and make me wear a red w/vest. I have limits bro |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| JB fan |
   “Don’t cry. Not yet. Just feeling the frustration is enough” |
| I couldn't travel to that asteroid. |
| But it's so good, I've never known anybody like you But it's so good, I've never dreamed of nobody like you And I've heard of a love that comes once in a lifetime And I'm pretty sure that you are that love of mine |
| They transitioned from an owl to a dragon maid and i wasnt having it |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| didn’t like me teasing him |
| alien cats gonna attack me, it is only a matter of time when they do... I didn't want to put Cloud in danger by staying around |
| they love my abuse, and that shifted the power dynamic |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Tried sacrificing me to a blood god |
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| Too much bit |
Малы бар деп бирөөнүн Байлыгына суктанба. Ачуулу болуп, эр жигит, Аксымдыкка бут малба, көпкөндүккө жеңдирип, Көрүнгөнгө мактанба. |
| I specifically don't date people who joined MAL on December 9th, 2015. |
  :3 |
| They sucked up to a queenbee |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| Because they can do better |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| his tongue isn't the only thing he tried splitting into two |
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ |
| they couldn't open the pickle jar |
| istg you called me evil before |
| it turned out she's my long lost twin |
| I had to |
| he doesn't kill me enough |
| Doesn't understand the concept of love. |
ค๓ เ ʝยรƚ ƚ๏๏ ƈยƚє Ŧ๏г ץ๏ย? |
| breaking up with you just for saying that |
| couldn’t keep up with her! |
| the truth is... since the first day, I... always-always... wanted to... steal their money! :O and run away |
| They refused to go to Pokemon World with me. |
| because they didn't apologize to someone (not me) they hurt. or may be they did, but they didn't want to tell me |
| because they said I had a Cloud obsession |
| ~ Those who look with clouded eyes see nothing but shadows ~ |
| Because...they would never be a memory |
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| Because of their inability to cook an egg over hard! |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| Because they liked wizards more than pirates |
   _____________________________ You won't remember a thing except me. _____________________________ |
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