| Slapped the head of a bald baby |
   "Searching milkshake brings up hentai lol." -OniMage. |
| For picketing in front of the jail demanding to free Latte (a known mafia boss) |
| rigging elections |
| ^ they don't arrest for this :( ot: for ordering a cup of coffee in a cafe |
| For dropping Gurren Lagann |
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| Being born a month after me. |
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| shaved a raccoon and took it to the Trick Dog Competition |
"Searching milkshake brings up hentai lol." -OniMage. |
| Sold latte with sugar after marketing it as sugar free |
| the amount of violence <33333 |
| For making a joke about the queen of Brunei. |
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| Harassing people at a retirement home. |
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| Shooting things on someone else's private property |
♡☆♡☆♡ |
| Stealing from the museum |
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| Stole a lollipop from a baby. |
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| selling illegal lollipops on the street |
| Human Trafficking |
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| Cheated on his waifu. |
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| Trying to run past every single red light they saw. |
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| for having naughty thoughts |
| For forbidden magic |
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| for having two capitals in their username (yes, I have it too, but I got away scot-free) |
| Placing illegal explosives on people's porches. |
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| putting illegal candies in people's mouths |
| Unlicensed black magic |
  ♡ Harder Daddy ♡ |
| a con |
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| Stealing YanYan |
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| i arrested them to play bad cop / good cop with them |
| spinning dogs on a busy crossroad |
| Trespassing |
| Lobbing rocks at federal agents. |
   the End of the dragon sphere  Speak not the Watchers‚ Draw not the Watchers‚ Speak of me. Paint my likeness.Write not the Watchers‚ Sculpt not the Watchers‚ Write about me. Carve me into stone. Sing not the Watchers‚ Call not the Watchers' name. Sing of me. Call for me. Please. Please realize...that I am here. Hello, friend. |
| Abused his pet rock. |
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| Copyright infringement |
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| Impersonating a police officer |
| attacking a police officer with a pillow |
| Being a anime fan |
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| tax fraud |
| this and that |
| Trying to eat a cat |
| Selling illegal catnip |
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| because I was a police officer and i was bored |
| biting the pole of a street lamp |
| Lewd conduct with a circus performer |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| For having a romantic relationship with his motorcycle. |
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| Falsely accused of murder. |
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| money laundering |
| Bullying Gemini by asking them uncomfortable question. |
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| putting their spunk in lemonade they sold |
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| for having not watched yet the funny video @dis_kenth posted above (dis_kenth that was hilarious thanks! :D) |
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