Whether or not you believe in God, does not matter. If you are gay you're going to hell. For a couple of reasons.
Can you imagine what would have happened to humanity if Adam had been gay? He wouldn't be able to get it up and bang Eve, so everyone would not be here today. We are talking about the extinction of the human race. If everyone were suddenly tainted by the gays humanity would cease to exist, and gay vampires would be robbing sperm banks so there could be no invitrio.
The second point is that, in the bible homosex is equated to oral sex. So it's not really all that bad in terms of relativity, but the thing is yes it is. William Shakespeare who wrote the bible was a blatant homosexual and edited out all the good parts where God personally smites queers. Like the part where he saves a serial killer so that he may kill one more, the village gay who was prancing around flaunting his homosexuality.
But really the reason is. It's all lust. You see I have friends. And I love my friends, but that doesn't mean I want their penis in my butt. It's a simple matter of carnal lust, these morally depraved queers are decaying the bedrock of every society they dwell in and now they are trying to force their way into our sacred sacrament, our marriage. Nay I say unto thee. Their sinful music has already littered our radio waves, their gender crossed idols with their music videos about two homo swedish twins making out and such. It's come to the point where people are just handing out checks to fags for being fags. It's come to the point where they march through California with their male parts barely covered by cloth. It's come to the point where they cut off their own penises and force other people to label them as women. Fairness? Constitutionality? Who gives a fuck. When people choose to be gay they forfeit these rights. And God knows this well. To be gay is the equivalent of choosing to eat the entire tree of knowledge, even the roots. They have a special spot in hell for gays where they torture them with straight sex.
I love the bit about human extinction, wow, the gay people are doing us a larger favor than we thought. We're a fucking virus with shoes, and people need to realize that. We should all be blown to smithereens if we intend to sodomize more planets in our selfish conquest. And if gay sex is the way to do it, GO GO GO.
I love the bit about human extinction, wow, the gay people are doing us a larger favor than we thought. We're a fucking virus with shoes, and people need to realize that. We should all be blown to smithereens if we intend to sodomize more planets in our selfish conquest. And if gay sex is the way to do it, GO GO GO.
bitchstick said: guys who hate on gays are just mad cus the homos get more ass
who's hating? I am simply telling them they are doomed to a eternity of fire and brimstone even if they repent it is too late and they will lead a tormented eternity.
cyanidehappiness said: who's hating? I am simply telling them they are doomed to a eternity of fire and brimstone even if they repent it is too late and they will lead a tormented eternity.
Actually, hell isn't like that at all. According to the bible, the sinners who will not repent will merely be burned and die a final death while all the others go to live forever in a eternal kingdom on earth.
And I'm sorry to say, but you're going to someplace much worse. Eternal torture in the warp baby.
That's what my gods tell me, and my gods eat anyone else's for breakfast.
bitchstick said: guys who hate on gays are just mad cus the homos get more ass
who's hating? I am simply telling them they are doomed to a eternity of fire and brimstone even if they repent it is too late and they will lead a tormented eternity.
does your religious ass srsly believe your dead rotting corpse will suddenly regurgitate your own thoughts and memories in the form of a "soul" and you'll be taken off to a miraculous fairyland in which you'll get your dick gently stroked by little jolly bare-assed cherub angel children?
it's one thing for someone to truly believe their useless ass is going to live forever in a dreamland. it's another to preach to others about your mental crutch while flaunting your stubborn inability to accept death as an inevitability.
bitchstick said: guys who hate on gays are just mad cus the homos get more ass
who's hating? I am simply telling them they are doomed to a eternity of fire and brimstone even if they repent it is too late and they will lead a tormented eternity.
does your religious ass srsly believe your dead rotting corpse will suddenly regurgitate your own thoughts and memories in the form of a "soul" and you'll be taken off to a miraculous fairyland in which you'll get your dick gently stroked by little jolly bare-assed cherub angel children?
it's one thing for someone to truly believe their useless ass is going to live forever in a dreamland. it's another to preach to others about your mental crutch while flaunting your stubborn inability to accept death as an inevitability.
What the fuck who believes in that shit? I believe in a sky castle with big pearly gates and a bunch of souls chilling out on the clouds with God at his throne as little angels fly around him. In my heaven I am surrounded by beautiful women and am watching the daily lives of the entire jersey shore cast.
bitchstick said: aren't you the same asswipe that said you fucking hate church
FUCK DIS
What? I love the church, I've been an alter boy all my life and now I am in training to become ordained, as a deacon. I ain't trying to never nut again.
fuck heaven, filled with stuck up assholes like you. i'd rather go down to hell where no one's got a stick up their ass, you homophobic sons of bitches.
Today my parents were going to church, and asked me if I wanted to go. Ask, of course being used loosely.
The church is shit. I don't believe in such an establishment. The things they say are utterly ridiculous, and prayer? Repeating the same chants over and over and over again. Can you imagine how that would feel if you were God. Everytime you get a call the person says the exact same shit as the predecessor for all of eternity. I've prayed enough, I prayed for so much and none of my prayers ever got answered. I prayed that God would always keep me close to my friends but now 4 years later and I haven't seen a single one since then. I prayed when I was 4 that my cousins and brother would stop hating me so much that they would stop trying to make my life hell, that they would leave me the fuck alone before it did any long term damage. It wasn't until I started school that we became cool. But enough self pity and of my sob story, I'm sure people have gone through worse and they've prayed too. I'm tired of it, prayer that is.
I decided that God is merely an architect and nothing more, the Church is a silly organization of pedophiles crafted by men and it has no direct correlation with God. And I decided I would go one last time to confess my 'sin'. So I told the priest my plight. I told him how I've been through some terrible shit, which I have chosen to omit in this passage. I got the same response as every other fucking time. It's like he didn't even care. And my penance? An our father. Renouncing the entire church gets me an our father, last time I had to say an entire rosary of prayers for jerking my meat.
So fed up with this shit, I talked to my parents. My mother was easy to convince, that I was possessed by a fucking devil.
My father put me on a guilt trip and shot down my beliefs, and then told me were going to church. Now I haven't had the best relations with either of them, infact talking to them is taxing. My mother is an idiot, and my father thinks everything he says is right. Among the life lessons he taught me was, "everyone will betray you, you can't trust anyone even yourself."
Tl;dr version how the fuck do I get my parents to accept or at least acknowledge my belief (Deism)? And no I don't want to have an angsty conversation with them, I only care enough about this to make a GD thread.
suck on my cock, altar boy.
cyanidehappiness said: Also, do you believe in the mind?
It's the same principle as the soul really.
ya, and the mind has no activity after it's dead, sooo.... HMMMM
Today my parents were going to church, and asked me if I wanted to go. Ask, of course being used loosely.
The church is shit. I don't believe in such an establishment. The things they say are utterly ridiculous, and prayer? Repeating the same chants over and over and over again. Can you imagine how that would feel if you were God. Everytime you get a call the person says the exact same shit as the predecessor for all of eternity. I've prayed enough, I prayed for so much and none of my prayers ever got answered. I prayed that God would always keep me close to my friends but now 4 years later and I haven't seen a single one since then. I prayed when I was 4 that my cousins and brother would stop hating me so much that they would stop trying to make my life hell, that they would leave me the fuck alone before it did any long term damage. It wasn't until I started school that we became cool. But enough self pity and of my sob story, I'm sure people have gone through worse and they've prayed too. I'm tired of it, prayer that is.
I decided that God is merely an architect and nothing more, the Church is a silly organization of pedophiles crafted by men and it has no direct correlation with God. And I decided I would go one last time to confess my 'sin'. So I told the priest my plight. I told him how I've been through some terrible shit, which I have chosen to omit in this passage. I got the same response as every other fucking time. It's like he didn't even care. And my penance? An our father. Renouncing the entire church gets me an our father, last time I had to say an entire rosary of prayers for jerking my meat.
So fed up with this shit, I talked to my parents. My mother was easy to convince, that I was possessed by a fucking devil.
My father put me on a guilt trip and shot down my beliefs, and then told me were going to church. Now I haven't had the best relations with either of them, infact talking to them is taxing. My mother is an idiot, and my father thinks everything he says is right. Among the life lessons he taught me was, "everyone will betray you, you can't trust anyone even yourself."
Tl;dr version how the fuck do I get my parents to accept or at least acknowledge my belief (Deism)? And no I don't want to have an angsty conversation with them, I only care enough about this to make a GD thread.
suck on my cock, altar boy.
cyanidehappiness said: Also, do you believe in the mind?
It's the same principle as the soul really.
ya, and the mind has no activity after it's dead, sooo.... HMMMM
I googled that and didn't find the result. Where did you get that from?
How do we know the mind dies when we die when there is no proof of the existence of a mind
Today my parents were going to church, and asked me if I wanted to go. Ask, of course being used loosely.
The church is shit. I don't believe in such an establishment. The things they say are utterly ridiculous, and prayer? Repeating the same chants over and over and over again. Can you imagine how that would feel if you were God. Everytime you get a call the person says the exact same shit as the predecessor for all of eternity. I've prayed enough, I prayed for so much and none of my prayers ever got answered. I prayed that God would always keep me close to my friends but now 4 years later and I haven't seen a single one since then. I prayed when I was 4 that my cousins and brother would stop hating me so much that they would stop trying to make my life hell, that they would leave me the fuck alone before it did any long term damage. It wasn't until I started school that we became cool. But enough self pity and of my sob story, I'm sure people have gone through worse and they've prayed too. I'm tired of it, prayer that is.
I decided that God is merely an architect and nothing more, the Church is a silly organization of pedophiles crafted by men and it has no direct correlation with God. And I decided I would go one last time to confess my 'sin'. So I told the priest my plight. I told him how I've been through some terrible shit, which I have chosen to omit in this passage. I got the same response as every other fucking time. It's like he didn't even care. And my penance? An our father. Renouncing the entire church gets me an our father, last time I had to say an entire rosary of prayers for jerking my meat.
So fed up with this shit, I talked to my parents. My mother was easy to convince, that I was possessed by a fucking devil.
My father put me on a guilt trip and shot down my beliefs, and then told me were going to church. Now I haven't had the best relations with either of them, infact talking to them is taxing. My mother is an idiot, and my father thinks everything he says is right. Among the life lessons he taught me was, "everyone will betray you, you can't trust anyone even yourself."
Tl;dr version how the fuck do I get my parents to accept or at least acknowledge my belief (Deism)? And no I don't want to have an angsty conversation with them, I only care enough about this to make a GD thread.
suck on my cock, altar boy.
cyanidehappiness said: Also, do you believe in the mind?
It's the same principle as the soul really.
ya, and the mind has no activity after it's dead, sooo.... HMMMM
I googled that and didn't find the result. Where did you get that from?
How do we know the mind dies when we die when there is no proof of the existence of a mind