| Hello everyone, I am happy to bring you all yet again a highly intellectual thread! Let's say you get lucky and end up stuck in an elevator with a hypothetical crush of yours. But then, the situation is suddenly reversed and become heavily nightmarish since a strong urge to poop now arise. What do you see yourself doing? |
| ughhh and we already have the worst thread of the year, only took 28 days its 2025, there are better and more decent alternatives to excretion also, next time either dont bring this up or use the word "shit" 🙄🙄🙄 |
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Reply to Commit_Crime
ughhh and we already have the worst thread of the year, only took 28 days
its 2025, there are better and more decent alternatives to excretion
also, next time either dont bring this up or use the word "shit"
🙄🙄🙄
its 2025, there are better and more decent alternatives to excretion
also, next time either dont bring this up or use the word "shit"
🙄🙄🙄
Commit_Crime said: the worst thread of the year Thank you, that's the best award a shitposter can ever receive. Take that, @vasipi4946! |
| Hold it? See, living situation trouble throughout almost my entire life has given me a remarkable skill, a skill many lack. Had no working plumbing because mom didn't pay the utilities? 4 days without even breaking a sweat. Mind over matter my dear french canadian. |
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I don't know, since you are on the elevator too, what would you want me to do in this situation Fleur? ;)
| @PeripheralVision It'd be sad if you were to crap your pant and start to cry out of shame while the foul stench slowly kill me. I'd be hope that you'd inform me of your imminent crisis so that I could take a dog pop bag out of my purse and then hold it under you while you do your thing (you'd also be red as a beet since your crotch would be completely exposed). |
Reply to fleurbleue
@PeripheralVision It'd be sad if you were to crap your pant and start to cry out of shame while the foul stench slowly kill me. I'd be hope that you'd inform me of your imminent crisis so that I could take a dog pop bag out of my purse and then hold it under you while you do your thing (you'd also be red as a beet since your crotch would be completely exposed).
| @fleurbleue fleurbleue said: I could take a dog pop bag out of my purse and then hold it under you while you do your thing (you'd also be red as a beet since your crotch would be completely exposed).  I am not sure I am ready for this to be my fetish. |
Reply to Nette
Hold it?
See, living situation trouble throughout almost my entire life has given me a remarkable skill, a skill many lack. Had no working plumbing because mom didn't pay the utilities? 4 days without even breaking a sweat. Mind over matter my dear french canadian.
See, living situation trouble throughout almost my entire life has given me a remarkable skill, a skill many lack. Had no working plumbing because mom didn't pay the utilities? 4 days without even breaking a sweat. Mind over matter my dear french canadian.
Nette said: Wait, what!? No seriously, is this something that really happened? On my end, my body is like clockwork. Everyday, at the same hour, and it is totally non-negotiable. 4 days without even breaking a sweat. |
Reply to fleurbleue
Nette said:
4 days without even breaking a sweat.
Wait, what!? No seriously, is this something that really happened? On my end, my body is like clockwork. Everyday, at the same hour, and it is totally non-negotiable. 4 days without even breaking a sweat.
| @fleurbleue This did happen. To quote a Family Guy song "I don't poop in strange places" and have adhered to the rule so strongly I have a near impenetrable mental block. Enough tmi though this is gross. |
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PeripheralVision said: If there's still some doubt there is only one way for you to find out! I am not sure I am ready for this to be my fetish. |
Reply to Nette
@fleurbleue
This did happen. To quote a Family Guy song "I don't poop in strange places" and have adhered to the rule so strongly I have a near impenetrable mental block. Enough tmi though this is gross.
This did happen. To quote a Family Guy song "I don't poop in strange places" and have adhered to the rule so strongly I have a near impenetrable mental block. Enough tmi though this is gross.
| @Nette I just hope that isn't something you're able to achieve because you don't eat enough. |
| The male urge to fart in an elevator with people trapped inside is too strong to resist. |
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@Nette I just hope that isn't something you're able to achieve because you don't eat enough.
| @fleurbleue Ugh, I wish. I enjoy food too much. |
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| I'm quite good at holding it in and could probably do so for a day. Or I would probably just say to my crush about the predicament. If I had my backpack with me that I take everywhere, then I could spread out some tissues to go on, then clean myself with tissues and wet wipes and put it all in a carrier bag (I'm actually surprisingly prepared here lol). I can't really see her saying no, she'll probably face something similar if she needs a piss or poop and would probably be in a more difficult situation, I least I can piss in a water bottle, unless she could use my mouth 😋 |
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| I would ask my crush very nicely if they could clean up the mess I'm about to make <3 |
| What if your crush need to 💩 and she knows your into femdom? |
| We're not interested in your fetishes, @fleurbleue. The answer is: The same thing you do when such urges arise when you are in a business meeting, riding a rollercoaster, on a bus, or queueing in line at some highly inefficient government institution - you control it. RainyEvenings said: What if your crush need to 💩 and she knows your into femdom? You too, leave. Now!! Is there nothing sacred left for you, people? |
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We're not interested in your fetishes, @fleurbleue. The answer is: The same thing you do when such urges arise when you are in a business meeting, riding a rollercoaster, on a bus, or queueing in line at some highly inefficient government institution - you control it.
You too, leave. Now!!
Is there nothing sacred left for you, people?
RainyEvenings said:
What if your crush need to 💩 and she knows your into femdom?
What if your crush need to 💩 and she knows your into femdom?
You too, leave. Now!!
Is there nothing sacred left for you, people?
| @149597871 I'm very saddened by the fact that you don't like my poop thread. Maybe you'd have liked it more if it was about you getting stuck with cats getting rid of their toxoplasmosis-infected poop. |
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@149597871 I'm very saddened by the fact that you don't like my poop thread. Maybe you'd have liked it more if it was about you getting stuck with cats getting rid of their toxoplasmosis-infected poop.
| @fleurbleue I'd never enter an elevator if there's an animal inside anyway, let alone a bunch of cats. |
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@fleurbleue
I'd never enter an elevator if there's an animal inside anyway, let alone a bunch of cats.
I'd never enter an elevator if there's an animal inside anyway, let alone a bunch of cats.
| @149597871 I never mentioned any elevator! What I had more in mind was you getting kidnapped by @KittenCuddler so she can tie you up real good and bury your face under a good layer of cat litter (with a little straw in your mouth of course, we are not murderers). |
Reply to fleurbleue
@149597871 I never mentioned any elevator! What I had more in mind was you getting kidnapped by @KittenCuddler so she can tie you up real good and bury your face under a good layer of cat litter (with a little straw in your mouth of course, we are not murderers).
| @fleurbleue She might as well place me on her bed and skip this needlessly complicated setup, for it would not be any cleaner! >:( |
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@fleurbleue
She might as well place me on her bed and skip this needlessly complicated setup, for it would not be any cleaner! >:(
She might as well place me on her bed and skip this needlessly complicated setup, for it would not be any cleaner! >:(
| @149597871 So you've nothing against some scat action, you just needed the right partner! (I'm happy we found a common ground) |
| This thread is obvious bait. I am genuinely surprised anyone is even replying to it. |
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This thread is obvious bait. I am genuinely surprised anyone is even replying to it.
| @DesuMaiden I know, right? It's a good thing you didn't click the "New reply" button and type out a reply to the thread. |
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Reply to DesuMaiden
This thread is obvious bait. I am genuinely surprised anyone is even replying to it.
DesuMaiden said: If only... You're giving me too much credit. This thread was merely born from my massive brainrot.This thread is obvious bait. |
| We all know the right answer is made in abyss + die hard. |
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| i would suck the poop back up to my stomach |
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Reply to fleurbleue
@149597871 So you've nothing against some scat action, you just needed the right partner! (I'm happy we found a common ground)
| @fleurbleue Eww! You guys always manage to find new ways to disgust me! |
 So I don't get a 1-day ban for circumventing the character limit rule with "text text text" or "character limit character limit": WHAT THE FUCK?! |
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| idk just tell them i need to use the washroom |
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