| "Dead poets society" has destroyed a generation of educators |
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| Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... ...and an athlete... ...and a basket case... ...a princess... ...and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club. |
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| "Feel Pain Contemplate Pain Accept Pain Know Pain" |
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| Argh! How could I lose...i have been so completely beaten, and by a Yoshi! How could this be? What could i have been thinking? Why did I start a fight i could not win? i had no idea a simple Yoshi could be so strong... Gyaaaaaaah!!! |
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| "Just by living, people hurt others without even realizing it. As long as humanity exists, hatred will also exist" |
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| "I've come up with a new recipeh" |
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| - I believe a serious blow to democracy has just been dealt. A travesty has occurred, and I want justice! Kyle Broflovski did willingly and knowingly sign a contract, and yet, to date, he has made no effort, nor does he show any intention, of ever sucking my balls! I've given him ample time to fulfill his obligation, and he has thus refused. I stand before you with dry balls, Your Honor. I've provided witnesses, collected testimonials, and still, my balls remain dry. I want what I'm entitled to! - Mr. Broflovski, did you agree to orally imbibe Mr. Cartman's scrotum and testicles? - I... - Is this not your signature on the contract? - Uh... W-uh... but... Come o- come on! Really? I mean, aren't there more important things going on right now? - From what I've been presented and the evidence put forth, the court has no choice but to order you to place Mr. Cartman's pubicle sac in your mouth, and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds. - Yesss! - You have twenty four hours to suck aforementioned balls. If after that time you still refuse, the court will be forced to arrest you for contempt. Next case! - Thank you Your Honor. This isn't a victory for me, this is a victory for the justice system. And my balls. |
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| Ayu-pyon, pyon |
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| Look, man, i'm sorry. For all of it. Do you wanna help me win this thing? |
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| - Arigato... Yohane-chan. - YOSHIKO! (...) |
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| I CREATE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... and i destroy it. |
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| Watashi no namae wa Shibuya Kanon, Shibuya toite mo Shibuya wa nigete |
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| That's it? That was your big plan, LaRusso? Breaking into my dojo to steal some footage that changes nothing? Our enemies... think they can keep attacking us with no repercussions. And what does the enemy deserve? [...] You think I'm the only one willing to go to these lengths? Their senseis broke into my home tonight. My home! Attacked me, unprovoked. But here I am. The only one left standing. They think they're entitled to victory because their way is "right" and our way is "wrong." But that's not how it works. There are no morals to the story, no happy endings. Life isn't a fairy tale. It's a COMPETITIVE SPORT! Right and wrong, there's no such thing. There are only winners... and losers. Cobra Kai builds winners, because we're willing to do whatever it takes to come out on top. Everything you did to try and stop me amounted to nothing but pain. You got your ass kicked, Danny-boy. Now, you can either accept that... or I can kick it again right now. First, I took care of Chozen. Now you. This is where Miyagi-Do ends. |
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"I am thoughtful - full of thoughts , all the time, inescapably, exhaustingly. But I am also mindless - acting in accordance with default settings I neither understand nor examine." |
| I'd buy that for a dollar! |
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| - I noticed it on the computer this morning. Look here. This is the smug over South Park. It's... getting bigger and gaining strength. - The smug? - The smug is getting so massive that it's moving west... and fusing with the San Francisco smug... Here. These two smug clouds are combining, fueling each other. Now take a look at this. - What is that? - It's the smug from George Clooney's acceptance speech at the academy awards. - George Clooney's acceptance speech? - Did you hear it? He talked about how people in hollywood are ahead of the curve on social matters. He even took credit for the Civil Rights movement. Look!! The point is... the smug from his acceptance speech has been slowly drifting north since he gave it... and is headed straight for the super cell. The South Park and San Francisco smug is already at critical mass. If it gets hit by George Clooney's acceptance speech, it will be a disaster of epic proportions. The perfect storm... of self-satisfaction. |
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| What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f***in' a**holes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way! |
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| "Don’t push your own feelings on to others. No matter what pretty words you string together, your kindness is just hypocrisy. You’re pretending to be nice, just to make yourself feel better!" - Allelujah Haptism |
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| AAARGH! THIS CAN'T BE! Sorry... sorry... sorry... sorry... sorry... sorry... IT'S SHOWTIME! You won't win next time... farewell! |
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| - Now, we all know the destructive behaviors that got us into this predicament, don't we? What is the main thing we've all learned to avoid? Yes, Tiger? - Avoid drugs? And alcohol? - No, no, Tiger, you still aren't getting it. In order to make sure we are no longer destroying our lives with any of these behaviors, we must avoid... anyone? Avoid getting... anyone? - Caught. - Yes, Michael Douglas! Everyone! - Getting caught. - Very good! You are all here in therapy because you got caught! So how do we avoid getting caught? Ben Rothlisberger? - Don't screw girls in the public bathrooms? - When they uh ask you for money, pay them. - Good, yes! - Whoa, hang on! We shouldn't be learning how not to get caught. We have to take responsibility for our actions. - What the f.ck are you talkin' about? - Well, ah I mean, we have to accept that we have a problem, and put the blame completely on ourselves. I mean, maybe this isn't really even a disease. [...] - Yeah, it's me. We've got a turd in the punch bowl. I repeat, we have a turd in the punch bowl. |
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Sacrifice is noble, but if you listen to your Heart and do what it tells you, don't you think that you want to continue Living? Doesn't the idea come to you that if you'd die... you'd make someone unhappy? - Sailor Mercury |
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You know, those vultures taste pretty good. Flame broiled...with a pinch of salt. [...] I believe this is Gnasty's treasure hoard. But the gate will not open until you have found everything in the Dragon Kingdom. Come back when you have reached 100%. |
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| “You see, I understand the will to evil. The will to evil is like an iron in the forge.” — Trevor Goodchild |
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| If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever. |
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| My feet are so heavy they’re stuck to the ground. Man I love gravity! |
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| The passing train gave me a moment to think about my response. Should I voice an opposing viewpoint? Maybe I should wax philosophical about her dilemma. "I see." I must be getting melancholic if that's the best I could come up with. ___________________________________________________________________________________ "If ya wanna work, welcome. If ya wanna rest, get the fuck out." |
| Location: Turin, Italy Hobby: Music, karate, manga Favourite food: Hey, why are still interested in my stuff? |
| "We are all like fireworks: we climb, we shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even when that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework and continue to shine.. forever." ~ Hitsugaya Toshiro |
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| "I was wrong you don't cheat death you whimper in fear of it" "SILENCE!!!" *slaps* "... and you hit like a girl too" |
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| When you had your hair in a ponytail, it looked so good on you, it was criminal. |
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| "Cheating will never pay off in the long run!" – Apollo |
   ______________________ "Fine, I'll use this set properly, hmpf" Also, thank you Viraat ______________________ |
| - This is what we did in Waco. Play really bad music really loud until it drives them nuts and makes them want to come out. Nobody can stand this much Cher. This is her new album. If this doesn't drive them out, nothing will. - That's great music, Mr. Mackey. What is that? - Uh this is Cher. This is her new album. - Well, hell, turn it up. |
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| Kuwabara, Ep. 55: "I don't care if he's from some queer club". |
| Well exuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess |
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| No, no, no, no, no. You're doing it all wrong. What do you want, those kids at school to keep dumping sh.t on your head? You want all the girls to think you're a wangless dork? Because you can stop your training right now and you can walk outside and let the whole world know you're a loser. Or you can plant your feet, look your enemy in the eyes, and punch him in the face! |
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| "This world is mine. I think this world may even just be a long, long dream I'm having. You guys may just be illusions, and it can't be proven whether or not you really exist. In other words, this world was created with me at the center. So what will happen if I die? I don't know. My imagination isn't very creative. I just can't imagine myself dying. In other words, there is no way this world can completely disappear. But if I die, then everyone will disappear. I am the only one in this world who won't disappear. The rest are just people I see, as if in a dream." - Claire Stansfield |
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| "ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NEVER EVER TURN THIS WHEEL!" |
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| “I’ll pierce your heart” -Shadower |
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| (italian dub) "è tutta una farsa. Tu non potresti essere Kira, TU SEI KIRA." (original) |
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| He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive! |
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| "MOKICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" |
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| Sugar Bates: [looking at three dead bodies, & a recently released ex-convict, in his bar] It's what you call in the bible "a clusterfuck of epic proportions" |
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