Cider House Zwei

Cassette
Why would you do such a STUPIDDDDD thing?!

Aya
B-But, I was so lonely last year!
*sobs*

Cassette
You're seriously giving me a headache.
What kind of self-sabotage is this?

Aya
HMPH!
It'll be heaps of fun!

Cassette
This wasn't any fun two years ago, you know?
It was really stressful!

Aya
It beats being alone during Maloween!

Cassette
Excuse me for taking a break last year considering the mess you got us into from two years ago!

Aya
OH MY GOSH!!

Cassette
Wha—

Aya
YOU'RE HERE! THE MALOWEEN CRUSADER!

Cassette
They really showed up!
But why?

Aya
Cuz my trick worked!
WELCOME TO ANOTHER YEAR OF BARTENDING DJ AWESOM—

Cassette
Stop shouting!

Aya
Okay, sorry.
I'm just so happy to see you again...

Cassette
Umm, so it's really good to see you again, but honestly I think neither of us would be in this bar if it weren't for Aya's troubles...

Aya
That's precisely why I was so lonely last year!!

Cassette
That doesn't mean you should just invent problems!
Aya literally went and mixed up all her ciders again just so you and I would come to help her again!

Aya
Look, I have candy to give this year!
Even though free drinks for all of Maloween is probably better...

Cassette
Isn't that the same candy I gave out two years ago?!

Aya
Well, there were left overs and I don't eat candy so...

Cassette
Okay, if you want to hear more, open Side TA.
I need something for my headache in the meantime.

Aya
Could I interest you in a glass of water instead?

Cassette
I ought to pour your ciders down the sink for real.

Aya
Now we're ready to rock and roll!

Cassette
If you take a listen, you'll notice that something is not right with the singing, but first we need to know where the ciders are.

Aya
Which is not a problem because Cass and I will tell you the exact timestamps!

Cassette
In this song, there are five ciders.
I'll list them with the cider number and then the start time.
Each cider ends at the next cider start time.
1: 0:00.00
2: 0:11.85
3: 0:29.68
4: 0:42.22
5: 0:53.57

Aya
You can tell the length of a cider by looking at the time when the next cider starts.

Cassette
To guide the ciders into the right place, we also have the backing track.

Aya
Although there's no vocals, the backing track is not scrambled in any way so it's a foundation to your work.

Cassette
Finally, to mix ciders and listen to your liking, we're reintroducing the Mixing Machine!

Aya
The machine is well out of warranty though so please don't come to me if something is terribly broken...

Cassette
Now, let's have a look at this first song together.

Aya
Where do the vocals seem not to match?

Cassette
Ciders 1 and 4 sound like they're part of the verse so I think those should go together.

Aya
With the same thinking, ciders 3 and 5 sound like part of the chorus and should also go together!

Cassette
We know that songs usually go from verse to chorus so we can rearrange the pairs of ciders to be in this order.

Aya
Finally it sounds like cider 2 is leading up to the chorus...

Cassette
If we put all of that knowledge together, the order we end up with is our solution!

Aya
Still stuck?
Let's summarise again:
Ciders 1,4 for the verse.
Cider 2 leading up to the chorus.
Cider 3,5 for the chorus.
And the verse goes into the chorus.

Cassette
I think our order should be—

Aya
Don't spoil it!

Cassette
Fine...
Why don't you give it a try in the Mixing Machine?

Aya
Okay.
So same deal with this one.

Cassette
Every time I think about how you deliberately muddled these up, my tape gets crinkled.

Aya
Ha! This is why you should upgrade to digital, Cass.

Aya
We have six ciders in total.
1: 0:00.00
2: 0:10.78
3: 0:16.85
4: 0:27.66
5: 0:38.53
6: 0:47.90

Cassette
Like last time, let's break it into what's part of the verse and what's part of the chorus.
Ciders 1, 2, and 6 sound like they're the chorus.
Ciders 3, 4, and 5 sound like they're the verse.

Aya
As expected of Cass...

Cassette
I would also say cider 4 is the lead up to the chorus.

Aya
Okay, why don't you just solve it for them, then?

Cassette
Hehe, now that wouldn't be any fun, would it?

Aya
Taking a page out of my book!

Cassette
Here's the instrumental.

Aya
And here's the Mixing Machine!

Aya
Since you're such a veteran, you'll be able to whistle through all this, won't you?

Cassette
Where are you going with this?

Aya
Nowhere.

Cassette
I have a bad feeling about this...

Aya
Anyway, it's your turn, Cass.

Cassette
Fine.
1: 0:02.26
2: 0:07.15
3: 0:20.25
4: 0:24.98
5: 0:38.38
6: 0:49.38
7: 1:02.94

Cassette
Oh, I'm so sleepy after that.

Aya
Here's the vocals~

Aya
There are ten ciders for this one. When we have more than nine ciders, we just move onto letters. That's why cider 10 is called A.
1: 0:00.00
2: 0:05.52
3: 0:10.12
4: 0:11.82
5: 0:15.96
6: 0:22.79
7: 0:30.40
8: 0:37.27
9: 0:49.86
A: 0:56.98

Aya
And here's the backing track.

Aya
Hm, what else? Oh, the mixing machine.

Aya
Where's Cass?

Aya
I bet she's napping somewhere.
How boring!

Aya
1: 0:04.92
2: 0:12.24
3: 0:18.32
4: 0:25.96
5: 0:29.35
6: 0:34.56
7: 0:58.50
8: 1:01.10
9: 1:28.12
A: 1:34.14
B: 1:41.81

Aya
Have at it, I guess?

???
WAIT, MY MALOWEEN CRUSADER!
Pick what happens next!

> You're so done with this room.
(Submit your answers. ONE main room candy possible.)
> You think Aya's loneliness is adorable, your sense of humour is as bad as her's, and you want to spend your days and nights getting drunk with her (while being told off by Cass)!
(Complete Side: AYA. ONE main room candy & ONE bonus candy possible.)
> You want to have peaceful afternoon naps with Cass and are also just looking for any old excuse to hang out with this sweet and intelligent reel of magnetic tape!
(Complete Side: CASS. ONE main room candy & ONE bonus candy possible.)
> Because you can't commit to either, you decided to go for both. What a cheater.
(Complete Side: AYA and Side: CASS. ONE main room candy & TWO bonus candies possible.)