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Sep 27, 2019 10:30 AM

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Ooh that's a nice headlock, sir.
Sep 27, 2019 11:16 AM

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Patchouli: Why do you want to be a librarian?
Koakuma: I like people.
Patchouli: What do you like about them?
Koakuma: (whispers) I like telling them to shut up.
Sep 27, 2019 11:17 AM

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๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ฆ๐”ฎ๐”ฒ๐”ž ๐”ช๐”ž๐”ก๐”ข ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ฐ ๐”ฃ๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”ฒ๐”ช ๐”ฐ๐”ข๐”ฑ,
๐”ฆ ๐”ž๐”ช ๐” ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐”ฑ๐”ฒ๐”ž๐”ฉ๐”ฉ๐”ถ ๐”ฌ๐”Ÿ๐”ฉ๐”ฆ๐”ค๐”ž๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ก ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ž๐”ฑ๐”ข ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ฐ
Sep 27, 2019 11:18 AM

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Sep 27, 2019 1:11 PM

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Bring some oil...today will be a good day!
Sep 27, 2019 6:05 PM

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Sep 27, 2019 6:11 PM

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Polycythemia said:


I’d say bro, I’m not even gay ๐Ÿ—ฟ
Sep 27, 2019 6:18 PM

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This was a platonic sleep over.
Let's make that clear.
Sep 27, 2019 6:55 PM

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Polycythemia said:


ใ‚ตใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใ‚นใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒƒใ‚ฏใช่€ƒใˆ
"JUST KILL ME."
ใ‚ตใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใ‚นใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒƒใ‚ฏใƒžใ‚คใƒณใƒ‰
Sep 27, 2019 11:38 PM
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Hey! That's my ice cream!
Sep 28, 2019 5:24 AM

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Shut the door behind you when you go
Why you're still here, I really don't know
I'm gonna count up to three and if you're still here then I'm gonna blow away your knees
On my way, you know I won't pay your price
Your price, yeah
Your price
Your price
Fuchsia said:
disgusting metalhead :o
Sep 28, 2019 5:25 AM

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thats why i have two king sized beds
Sep 28, 2019 6:54 AM

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errr we don't talk about this.
mkay?
Sep 28, 2019 8:31 AM

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Sep 28, 2019 1:18 PM

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Sep 28, 2019 1:25 PM

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Sep 28, 2019 1:32 PM

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Two words... Good night.



"If you smile when you
see a butterfly
,you have happiness
In your eyes"

Sep 28, 2019 1:42 PM

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Sep 28, 2019 2:56 PM

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shit!! he got me! that fucking Poly
boomed me! he's so good! (x4)
Sep 28, 2019 2:57 PM

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owo what is this
Sep 28, 2019 3:51 PM

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go slower
Sep 28, 2019 3:51 PM

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Shoo, get out of here



I'll keep wishing for a world where you can be happy.


Sep 28, 2019 9:42 PM
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Oh... How did you get here?
Sep 28, 2019 9:43 PM
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opps. looks like I got lost. sorry wrong bed
Sep 28, 2019 10:45 PM

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No omlette? :(
Sep 28, 2019 10:51 PM
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um....g'mornin lass.

O.O; .....Wait, ITS A TRAP!
Sep 28, 2019 10:52 PM
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my poor rice ;_;
Sep 28, 2019 11:02 PM

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...I like this.


now i will tell you what ive done for you
fifty thousand tears ive cried
maybe ill wake up for once
screaming deceiving and bleeding for you
and you still wont hear me going under
dont want your hand this time ill save myself
just when id thought id reached the bottom
im dying again
Sep 28, 2019 11:21 PM

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Sep 29, 2019 1:36 AM
Captain Eyepatch

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This time I remembered; you're a guy!

Awhh sh*t... you're trying to make me gay?

Hmmmpf...
Sep 29, 2019 1:48 AM
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This isn't a camping trip, so stop pitching tents will you?
Sep 29, 2019 3:04 AM
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no homo
Sep 29, 2019 3:07 AM
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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Sep 29, 2019 3:11 AM
Captain Eyepatch

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suzukistar

STAR PLATINUM!
Sep 29, 2019 3:45 AM
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Good thing I'm not wearing an eyepatch
Sep 29, 2019 5:05 AM

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leave the food to me. You'll do the dishes. Deal?
The stars are distant as always
Still shining with the light of their grand deaths in vacant space
Let it penetrate the darkness when a beast roars a final wail
Let it penetrate my heart so I can share your pain
Sep 29, 2019 9:58 AM

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AUSGEBOMBT!
Fuchsia said:
disgusting metalhead :o
Sep 29, 2019 12:33 PM

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Did...di...did we....Do...i...t?
Sep 29, 2019 12:45 PM
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*smokes a cigarette and blows a cloud

I'll leave it to your imagination.
Sep 29, 2019 2:47 PM

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Sep 30, 2019 4:59 AM
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What will my parents say?
Sep 30, 2019 5:03 AM
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did tyrone leave already?
Sep 30, 2019 6:16 AM

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Ohayogosaimasudesu.~โ˜†โ™ก


ใ‚ตใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใ‚นใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒƒใ‚ฏใช่€ƒใˆ
"JUST KILL ME."
ใ‚ตใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใ‚นใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒƒใ‚ฏใƒžใ‚คใƒณใƒ‰
Sep 30, 2019 10:05 PM

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peg me mommy
Sep 30, 2019 10:22 PM
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Wanna see my porn collection?
Sep 30, 2019 10:26 PM
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suzukistar said:
Wanna see my porn collection?


Seen it done it....whats new?
Oct 1, 2019 3:39 AM

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please be gentle daddy







Oct 1, 2019 4:03 AM

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platonic sleep over
we had a platonic sleep over.
remember that.
Oct 1, 2019 1:47 PM

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Oh, you touch my tralala
Fuchsia said:
disgusting metalhead :o
Oct 1, 2019 1:55 PM
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hey sexy
lol
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