| diagnosed with a genetic disorder you didn't know of until now |
| You got the cooties. |
 Tʜɪꜱ ꜱɪɢɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢʟᴇꜱꜱ ❦ |
| stockholm syndrome |
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| this boi need no cure imo |
| "Did you just say, 'Like a noodle, I am straight until I'm wet?"' |
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| Unfortunately you have stars in the lung. |
  🌙 Sailor Moon 🌙 |
| schizophrenia for loving Ann Takamaki and looking like Denzel Crocker FAIRY GODPARENTS |
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| He has erectile dysfunction. I'd show him hentai and give him medicine to start orgasming again. |
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mysch said: You got the cooties. |
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| we'll have to cut your dick off sir |
| ^^ Nuerological chemical imbalance. Gonna have to castrate to remove the excess hormonal chemicals. ^ We have a severe case of Tourettes. Remedy: Removal of the tongue should spare them the embarrassment. |
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| You have been diagnosed with lewdness and the only cure is masturbating nonstop for a day^^^ You have been diagnosed with edgyness and the only cure is SoL |
   I'll keep wishing for a world where you can be happy. |
| And there you have it: my medical licence revoked, and another body for the morgue. |
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| I don't think I can handle ur soccer ball sized tumor, go away |
   Set by Aster |
| I cure his alcohol addiction, there's a better way to gain mana brah |
  🔥You're looking at someone🔥 🔥Who is superior to you🔥 🔥You have my permission to🔥 🔥Bask in my glow🔥 |
| zoophilia, I remember you posting elephant dick |
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| addicted to sex |
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| Interest in girls is normal you have nothing to worry, |
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| extreme smugness |
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| Take aspirin three times a day to regrow your head |
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| you're a goblin in disguise, so Goblin Slayer will kill you |
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| You have too many posts, I advise a grass touching session 📝🗒📓📒📔 |
  ♐️ |
| an unknown illness |
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| Clinical lycanthropy |
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| clinical addiction to the lewd, aye there be no cure |
| Mild addiction to cats. no treatment required |
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| Twisted ankle |
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| ^^ chronic danmei addiction i recommend 1 dose of yuri per danmei to lessen the impact ^ spice allergy i recommend 2 buckets of sugar per week and lots of cats sleeping on top of them |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| Stabs their eyes . For health reasons . Lol |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| Cat allergies and here’s medicine for it |
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| 10 years hospitalized for no reason |
真姫ちゃん！ 何が好き？ トマト よりも あ･な･た♡  |
| It looks like you are developing a case of chronic idol-anime dependence. The condition is not curable but we can treat it, and most people who receive treatment for the condition can live somewhat normal lives. I am prescribing you the show Macross since I'm hoping that it won't be too difficult of a transition for you. Start by watching that and then come here again for a follow up visit. |
| You broke your pinky toe here is a cast for it |
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| need some Vitamin D~ |
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| Need vitamin C |
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| being too much of a bad bitch there is no cure <3 |
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| I can't say, it's confidentiality between doctor and patient |
You look in pain, I can fix that |
 I will show my sweet side but "Choosing your own way to die is just another way of choosing your own way to live." We all have a dark side within us |
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