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Apr 7, 2018 7:06 PM
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Just curious, can somebody leave step by step instructions?
Apr 7, 2018 7:30 PM
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Why are so many of you so morbid? Is this just some meme I'm not getting?
Apr 7, 2018 7:34 PM
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Why learn to tie a noose when finding a high building, go to the roof and jumping is easy?

Jokes aside, if you're depressed, don't kill yourself. We'll help you :)
Apr 7, 2018 7:40 PM
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I'm sure WikiHow has a page on it. Have fun.
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This rabbit I would nurture,
At the aiguille of esse,
The anneal of noblesse.
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Apr 7, 2018 7:41 PM
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Much better knot to tie


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Apr 7, 2018 7:44 PM
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This is for after I learn how to tie my shoelaces. One knot at a time, don't want to skip steps.
Apr 7, 2018 7:46 PM
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Neane93 said:
Much better knot to tie


lol30character

curious as to what this feels like as a female. also, is this done under regular clothing for the "taboo" effect?
Apr 7, 2018 7:57 PM
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https://www.rei.com/learn/expert-advice/climbing-knots.html

that will work lol. But hey, if you know how to do that, might as well climb a mountain first huh?? *positive*
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Apr 7, 2018 8:00 PM
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Easy noose useful for hauling heavy things or securing things down. Does not make a great necklace fyi.
Apr 7, 2018 8:04 PM

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Please don't kill yourself, there's too much suicide as it is.


Apr 7, 2018 8:08 PM
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go on google I dont wanna spoonfeed you
Apr 7, 2018 8:18 PM

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Google is your friend like everyone else is saying.
Apr 7, 2018 8:26 PM

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Wow then inadequacy of not being bale to tie your own death noose.
Apr 7, 2018 8:27 PM

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Maybe this isn't suicide and OP is really Moon Man wanting to know how to lynch a black?

Apr 7, 2018 8:29 PM
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Your time on MAL was short, and nobody knew you. RIP OP.
Apr 7, 2018 8:34 PM

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yomachi said:


Easy noose useful for hauling heavy things or securing things down. Does not make a great necklace fyi.

thanks man this is a lifesaver

breathtaking tutorial
Apr 7, 2018 8:46 PM
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Come on OP you have too much to live for.

How are you supposed to play next year's shitty iteration of COD? :(
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Apr 7, 2018 10:22 PM

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But why?

Neane93 said:
Much better knot to tie


lol30character

Oh wow that looks easier than I always thought it was.
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Apr 8, 2018 9:01 AM

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Obviously you're posting this solely for attention. If you actually wanted to know, there's a thing called Google that would tell you immediately rather than try to con responses out of MAL users.


Apr 8, 2018 9:02 AM

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your meme is terrible and outdated but just in case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcIU_iA4VAI
I will insert Yugioh into everything and you can't fucking stop me
Apr 8, 2018 9:17 AM
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Yo man, don't listen to dem haterz, wimps can't handle all the $w4g just dab on em man. I only log in here to see the d4nkest shit the net has to offer. I need those memez in my bloodstream man.

Also just saw your signature, cool nickname bro

I was looking for a new MAL nickname and yours has been a huge inspiration to me, what do you suggest:

Should I go with something classic like xXx$w4g360n0sc0p3rxXx or maybe something a bit more bit more fresh 69Ku$Hxx420-PwnZ?

I want something that makes kids sad when looking at the scoreboard every time I flick on their heads.
Apr 8, 2018 10:20 AM

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Just drink bleach its easier than learning how to tie (ಠ_ಠ)

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Apr 8, 2018 10:52 AM

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Lost_Viking said:
Maybe this isn't suicide and OP is really Moon Man wanting to know how to lynch a black?

Yes I am moon man. Damn I didn't think he would figure out my secret identity!
Apr 8, 2018 10:53 AM

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149597871 said:
Yo man, don't listen to dem haterz, wimps can't handle all the $w4g just dab on em man. I only log in here to see the d4nkest shit the net has to offer. I need those memez in my bloodstream man.

Also just saw your signature, cool nickname bro

I was looking for a new MAL nickname and yours has been a huge inspiration to me, what do you suggest:

Should I go with something classic like xXx$w4g360n0sc0p3rxXx or maybe something a bit more bit more fresh 69Ku$Hxx420-PwnZ?

I want something that makes kids sad when looking at the scoreboard every time I flick on their heads.
The second one, definitely the second one
Apr 8, 2018 3:10 PM

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Neane93 said:
Much better knot to tie


lol30character


looking forward to do this to my husband
jk
im forver alon
Apr 8, 2018 7:43 PM

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https://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

 i like avocados on toast 
Apr 8, 2018 8:02 PM

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I wasn't sure at first but yeah, you're just a straight up attention whore.
I'm a shitposter for fun
Apr 8, 2018 9:46 PM

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ZionPulse said:
I wasn't sure at first but yeah, you're just a straight up attention whore.


Agreed. In a different forum thread by the same OP (Games/Tech one) he titled one 'My Internet Is Shit' and then proceeds to pull dicks with other posters.

Maybe his contemplation of using the noose was related to slow internet. Oh, the humanity. *silent voice* no. please. stop. don't do that.



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J_LEE_C said:
ZionPulse said:
I wasn't sure at first but yeah, you're just a straight up attention whore.


Agreed. In a different forum thread by the same OP (Games/Tech one) he titled one 'My Internet Is Shit' and then proceeds to pull dicks with other posters.

I didn't get to cum so it was pretty disappointing.

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