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If you can transfer your consciousness to a cute legal loli, would you sell your body to all those otaku in anime world/become their hoe?

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Dec 26, 2016 9:33 PM
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Since I'm pretty sure many of you guys wanted to go to the anime world and if you become legal loli hoe, you'll get rich easily thanks to the otaku-lolicon anime character who will pay you high. This is also considering the amount of otaku protagonist in anime nowadays. Are you interested if you can actually do this? Discuss!
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Dec 26, 2016 9:36 PM
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By any chance... is this a new fetish? (imagining yourself being virtually-abused by co-otakus) lol.

Anyway, just for the sake of topic... NO.

I would probably lean more on the idea of being an idol and gold digging all their $$$ til my heart's content by singing etc etc.


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Dec 26, 2016 9:37 PM
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No because under the same umbrella you could probably just sell used underwear and still make bank. A lot less travel, effort, etc.
Dec 26, 2016 9:38 PM
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Like i would be able to control the body and mind right?

If so, then no i wouldn't, it would feel weird as fuck, i would rather transfer my consciousness to someone really badass just to fuck all the bitches.
Dec 26, 2016 9:39 PM
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You said:
Since I'm pretty sure many of you guys wanted to go to the anime world and if you become legal loli hoe, you'll get rich easily thanks to the otaku-lolicon anime character who will pay you high. This is also considering the amount of otaku protagonist in anime nowadays. Are you interested if you can actually do this? Discuss!



F*** NO! JUST NO, I would probably just hang out with others lolis.
Dec 26, 2016 9:40 PM
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_xDane_ said:
By any chance... is this a new fetish? (imagining yourself being virtually-abused by co-otakus) lol.

Anyway, just for the sake of topic... NO.

I would probably lean more on the idea of being an idol and gold digging all their $$$ til my heart's content by singing etc etc.

But being idol has bigger rivalries compared to becoming a hoe brah XD
Dec 26, 2016 9:41 PM
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Body swap + lolicon + prostitutio fetish? Nah I'll pass.
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Dec 26, 2016 9:45 PM
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Wow, that's a new low point! You never fail to surprise.
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Dec 26, 2016 10:15 PM
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that's actually an interesting POV you bought up
determining morality by imagining yourself in the other's* place

*I wanna say 'Victim' but since you say it's legal, I wouldn't judge imagination

If I try a bit hard to imagine that scenario, I couldn't possibly do that for money......"love" maybe XP
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Dec 26, 2016 10:52 PM
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i dont mind but insted of being a hoe i rather be a loli mistress
Dec 26, 2016 11:02 PM
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yeah why not


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Dec 26, 2016 11:17 PM

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The main question is "how much will my mind be affected by my new body?".
On one end, I will use my newfound lolidom to have hot yuri sex with other women.
On the other end, I will not have enough interest on men to perform in bed, because my body will be too young to supply me with hormones. I will be interested in things that interest legal lolis. Like sucking blood or world domination.
But supposing that I would become a loli with fully functional heterosexual sex drive, I'd seek myself a harem of attractive and rich otaku. Sounds like a good deal. Gotta cosplay some anime loli, and wait for suitors to come.
Dec 27, 2016 12:51 AM
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You must have been extremely bored OP
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Dec 27, 2016 1:36 AM
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GamerDLM said:
No because under the same umbrella you could probably just sell used underwear and still make bank. A lot less travel, effort, etc.
this,but he otakus have stds so lolol
Dec 27, 2016 2:18 AM

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Somebody just watched Kaiba, eh.

On topic: nope.
Dec 27, 2016 2:28 AM

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I thought for a moment this was one of @LoNNoL threads. It seems I was wrong, but it was still shitpost.

OT: Nope, I mean, who would want to become the hoe of a sweating neckbeard?
Dec 27, 2016 2:34 AM

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I would look for other legal lolis and engage in healthy activities with them.
Dec 27, 2016 2:41 AM

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so in other words....ur asking to get raped...... :/
Dec 27, 2016 2:48 AM

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I had no idea so many people wanted to be little girls until I was introduced to the anime community.


Dec 27, 2016 2:56 AM

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Illyricus said:
I thought for a moment this was one of @LoNNoL threads. It seems I was wrong, but it was still shitpost.

OT: Nope, I mean, who would want to become the hoe of a sweating neckbeard?
if this is LoNNoL's threads, it will be cute little traps instead of lolis.
Dec 27, 2016 3:02 AM

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1. Fuck you and fuck this thread!

2. Define "Otaku"... If you mean the fat ugly sweating plebs, then No! I hate those!

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I would look for other legal lolis and engage in healthy activities with them.
This one line a far better choice! Quite plausible..
Dec 27, 2016 3:05 AM

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Z-Dante said:
1. Fuck you and fuck this thread!

2. Define "Otaku"... If you mean the fat ugly sweating plebs, then No! I hate those!

3.
I would look for other legal lolis and engage in healthy activities with them.
This one line a far better choice! Quite plausible..

It was meant for characters like Subaru from Re:Zero, Kazuma from Konosuba, Shinichi from Outbreak Company, etc
Dec 27, 2016 3:11 AM

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You said:
Illyricus said:
I thought for a moment this was one of @LoNNoL threads. It seems I was wrong, but it was still shitpost.

OT: Nope, I mean, who would want to become the hoe of a sweating neckbeard?
if this is LoNNoL's threads, it will be cute little traps instead of lolis.
You (punispunny) have a point here.
Dec 27, 2016 3:14 AM

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Shrabster said:
I had no idea so many people wanted to be little girls until I was introduced to the anime community.

It kinda sucks to be a lonely aging man with little meaning in life.
I'd rather be an eternal loli with plans for world domination.
Dec 27, 2016 3:16 AM

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There is no such thing as "legal loli" i am interested only in those below 12.....
Dec 27, 2016 3:19 AM

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Who would want to touched by a fat sweaty otaku?

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Dec 27, 2016 3:22 AM

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Mokir said:
Who would want to touched by a fat sweaty otaku?

Oddly enough that most anime otaku protagonist aren't fat.
Dec 27, 2016 3:24 AM

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You said:
Z-Dante said:
1. Fuck you and fuck this thread!

2. Define "Otaku"... If you mean the fat ugly sweating plebs, then No! I hate those!

3.
This one line a far better choice! Quite plausible..

It was meant for characters like Subaru from Re:Zero, Kazuma from Konosuba, Shinichi from Outbreak Company, etc
>Subaru
Yeah No! Screw him! That fgt can go die alone!

>Kazuma
Hmm.... Quite interesting plot you got there... But if I was Megumin, I'd rather focus on abusing and torturing him instead!

Didn't watch outbreak company so don't know...

Besides those.., if I was Shiro in NGNL, then I'd gladly take care of the Onii chan without any complaints.... That's the most natural thing to do anyway (even if she isn't legal)!

But then again, why would anyone want to turn into a loli anyways? ¯\_(ใƒ„)_/¯
Dec 27, 2016 3:32 AM

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Z-Dante said:
You said:

It was meant for characters like Subaru from Re:Zero, Kazuma from Konosuba, Shinichi from Outbreak Company, etc
>Subaru
Yeah No! Screw him! That fgt can go die alone!

>Kazuma
Hmm.... Quite interesting plot you got there... But if I was Megumin, I'd rather focus on abusing and torturing him instead!

Didn't watch outbreak company so don't know...

Besides those.., if I was Shiro in NGNL, then I'd gladly take care of the Onii chan without any complaints.... That's the most natural thing to do anyway (even if she isn't legal)!

But then again, why would anyone want to turn into a loli anyways? ¯\_(ใƒ„)_/¯

To be able to grope loli chibi oppai as much as you want and masturbating of course :)
Dec 27, 2016 3:37 AM

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The police would catch me even before I transfer my consciousness, unfortunately.
Dec 27, 2016 3:37 AM

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wtf is this thread
no i dont want to be a female and i dont want to be fucked by dirty otaku either
hi weebs
Dec 27, 2016 3:48 AM

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You said:

To be able to grope loli chibi oppai as much as you want and masturbating of course :)
Groping your own oppai is no fun.. :(
I'd rather find another legal loli and grope her instead


OT : And No! I ain't selling muh loli body to anyone any less handsome than Onii-sama!!
Dec 27, 2016 3:58 AM

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lol, go for it OP. With VR, anything's possible.

Dec 27, 2016 4:23 AM

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No, it would be just as profitable and less degrading to be a live streamer. And run a youtube channel.
Dec 27, 2016 4:39 AM

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Lmao, I'd never do that. I'd go full yuri with the typical rich tsundere grill if I really needed money.
Dec 27, 2016 4:47 AM

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Topic: Wow...Could it get any stranger with u sad anime fans....
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Dec 27, 2016 6:16 AM

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AYYYY wtf! MAL forums at its best.

Instead of being a loli hoe I want to became a loli queen

Dec 27, 2016 6:25 AM

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TheBasedMaki said:
AYYYY wtf! MAL forums at its best.

Instead of being a loli hoe I want to became a loli queen


If you become a loli queen, can I become your servant?
Dec 27, 2016 6:39 AM

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You said:
TheBasedMaki said:
AYYYY wtf! MAL forums at its best.

Instead of being a loli hoe I want to became a loli queen


If you become a loli queen, can I become your servant?


Sure thing, we can live together in our very own loli castle.
Dec 27, 2016 6:59 AM

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Are you kidding? Otaku would pay more money to be walked on, stripped down, tied to a chair naked, and forced to watch - unable to relieve themselves - as I get cuck'd and dominated by my loli sisterhood.
Dec 27, 2016 7:18 AM

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Reading the first half of the sentence I was thinking it'd be pretty awesome but everything after the comma made me want to run far away.
Dec 27, 2016 7:40 AM

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No no, I don't want that.. I don't want to commit suicide








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Dec 27, 2016 7:42 AM

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Illyricus said:
I thought for a moment this was one of @LoNNoL threads. It seems I was wrong, but it was still shitpost.

OT: Nope, I mean, who would want to become the hoe of a sweating neckbeard?
You said:
Illyricus said:
I thought for a moment this was one of @LoNNoL threads. It seems I was wrong, but it was still shitpost.

OT: Nope, I mean, who would want to become the hoe of a sweating neckbeard?
if this is LoNNoL's threads, it will be cute little traps instead of lolis.
w0t?
what kind kind of image do i have in you guys' mind?
wtf
I'm just an innocent citizen on MAL.

OT:
"Okaku" hmm, since you didn't define what kind of otaku I'll take it as phone otaku or food otaku. Well, whatever kind of otaku they are, as long as they are a trap then i think i'll consider about that. ;^)
Dec 27, 2016 7:42 AM

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Ok, yeah.....IT'S TIME TO STOP.


No seriously...stop.
Dec 27, 2016 7:46 AM

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TheBasedMaki said:
AYYYY wtf! MAL forums at its best.

Instead of being a loli hoe I want to became a loli queen

But i don't understand. why did you post a picture of trash bin?
Dec 27, 2016 7:50 AM
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i have a threeeeaaddd...


i have a shitpooooossttt....


UGH...


shitpost threeeaddddd.....
Dec 27, 2016 9:06 AM

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LoNNoL said:
TheBasedMaki said:
AYYYY wtf! MAL forums at its best.

Instead of being a loli hoe I want to became a loli queen

But i don't understand. why did you post a picture of trash bin?
Oh my, that burn................................

Dec 27, 2016 9:08 AM

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My body is already for sale! For €25 you can buy some nudes (price may vary on extremity), the price for sex is to be determined depending on your wishes, but €60/h is the average. Contact me!
Dec 27, 2016 9:13 AM

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It hasn't been long since I came here but... This kinda thread doesn't surprise me anymore ._.

So, let's see, would I do that?
...
Hehehe
Muehuehuehuehue
...
Nope.


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Dec 27, 2016 9:45 AM

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I'm sure there are much better things to be done with my conscious transferred to a loli. Like searching for a yuri friendship among my classmates for starters ( อก° อœส– อก°).
I probably regret this post by now.
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