| so what is your hidden, useless, talent? something that you have secret |
| I can time travel 1 second into the future every second. |
| I have grwat musical pitch? I never learned music theory so if you play a note, I cant tell you what letter it isor what scale it is, but if you tell me to sing a song Ive heard before, I can give you the song in the right pitch. I can also speak like a valley girl and an old black woman very well. It's quite funnyI'm told. Also I have the talent of being kawaii af. |
"Fuck this shit, fun things are fun!" |
| i can rap yooooooooooooooooooooo0 |
| I can make my fart to sound like small cough, to disguise it. |
| can determine the artist of doujin just from the artstyle of single page or panel |
| I can fap and not feel guilty about myself. |
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| I can watch 2 animu at once. And understand everything q.q AND YEAH AND DO MY WORKOUT MEANWHILE |
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| i can stop my hiccups at will believe it |
| I can do 3 times at once x3 I.E: Watching anime,work out & lurk forums(while resting from sets) |
| I fart everyday. No one knows about it but I do. |
| I can crack my joints nonstop. Useless huh |
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| I can flick a pencil around, it's actually pretty amusing and not a lot of people can do it effectively like me. |
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| I can make a noise with my eyes and move my ears |
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| I can fake a British accent extremely well. Only RP though, no Scottish, no Irish, no Yorkshire, no Brummie, no Cornish... |
| I can do Goofy's voice pretty well. I don't know why and how. |
| Writing unnecessary fanfiction for people who don't want it. |
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| I can make semi realistic animal noises. |
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| I can make my tongue become the shape of a clover |
| I can pogo stick, even go up and down the stairs in the process. |
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| Well I can crack my fingers with just one hand .. I can imitate the sound of a pig dying .. I can put my foot behind my head .. and thats it lol XD |
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| Stealth masturbation i have done it in public places and with people/friends/family around me and fapped away and didn't get busted, granted a few times were pretty close calls but idgaf. |
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| I'm rather talented with accents and movie voices. |
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| I can make fart noises with just my hands. My forrest gump impression is very solid. I'm good at videogames, especially with a PlayStation controller. I second the guy who said he faps without feeling guilty. |
| Giving advice about relationships and friendships and people in general even though I'm terrible at carrying it out |
| "The moment you think of giving up, think of the reason you held on so long." - Natsu Dragneel "Now I see more and understand less." - Taichi Yagami |
| I have double-jointed fingers so I can bend them forward and back without hurting. DarkFuryA said: I can imitate the sound of a pig dying Wtf ROFL |
 . . . . . ✘ . . . . .DO NOT touch my rice. . . . . . I'm Asian. . . . . . |
| I can do a 360 no scope in call of duty. |
| I can guess my friends blood type with more than 80% accuracy. I can take one of my thumbs out of joint capsule just by moving it. It doesn't hurt. And I'm apparently misguiding people to think I'm straight, so that's something. |
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XDD yeah it's real and believe me its not pleasant to listen .. my family literally begs for me to stop whenever i do it ahah |
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| I can hold my breath for like 3 minutes |
| Even in winter, I don't get cold, I'm pretty impressive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I also good at making people think I'm fine :D when I'm actually not I'm also just a useless loser in general |
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| I can have my middle finger touch the back of my hand. Pretty useless. |
| I can make perverts run away just by giving them a death glare.. almost always works. When it doesn't... |
IcyFlamesMay 9, 2016 8:48 PM
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| I have so much... it's ridiculous. I can open a Starburst with my mouth in 6 seconds or less... I can pick a lock with a bobby pin, credit card, paperclip, or knife (kinda useless tbh, I'm not stealing anything). I can roll a quarter on my knuckles... I'm ambidextrous I can send and receive tap and (american) Morse code. Next I would like to learn how to stand on one hand, peel an egg with one hand, juggle, write backwards, and flip pancakes without a spatula. |
| MMMMMMM, if I had to pic one, I would go with memes. |
| I can curl my tongue into a tube shape and suck things up with it.... It's not useless ;3 |
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traed said: I can curl my tongue into a tube shape and suck things up with it.... It's not useless ;3 That's kinda extremely interesting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| I have several hidden useless talents. 1: I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds. 2: I can poop on command 3: I can name literally every character from any final fantasy game and recite their backstory. 4: I still remember all the GTA vice city cheats. 5: I have proof that Glen Beck raped and killed a girl in 1991. 6: I was that girl. 7: I am a ghost. |
 Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
| i can move my pinky toe around independent of the other toes |
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Azbest said: I can guess my friends blood type with more than 80% accuracy. I can take one of my thumbs out of joint capsule just by moving it. It doesn't hurt. And I'm apparently misguiding people to think I'm straight, so that's something. OOOOH speaking of blood type. This one time a girl I was smashing my cunt against banged her head on a bottle of booze and I, being drunk, said I could guess her blood type. So I stuck a finger full of blood into my mouth and I KNEW that she was B- and I was fuckin' right. tldr I tasted her blood type. |
| Vor uns liegt MAL, in uns marschiert MAL, und hinter uns, kommt MAL! |
| I can skip stones on water, sometimes up to five skips :D |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
RedTie said: I can move both of my ears. I guess it's good for some random laughs. Same, and I can also bend my thumb back 90 degrees. BeBackinaSec said: I can have my middle finger touch the back of my hand. Pretty useless. WHAT? Pictures please! I am SO curious as to what this looks like. |
| Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth. -Walt Whitman A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein |
| I can pick up things with my toes, it's a weird little talent I use fairly frequently. |
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