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May 5, 2016 10:33 PM
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your hot cousin comes over to visit while you're home alone, they're wearing perfume/cologne and watch Netflix with you, suddenly they try making out with you

what do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

assume they're hot, exist, and are the opposite sex (or same if you're into that)
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May 5, 2016 10:40 PM
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yell out "MY COUSIN CANT BE THIS CUTE!" and then the theme music starts to play in the background.
May 5, 2016 10:42 PM
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Punch him so hard his teeth falls out and never talk to him again, or else get my daddy's rifle ready.

"Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time."
May 5, 2016 10:42 PM
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Probably throw up as the smell of perfume is disgusting nauseating
gone bai bai
May 5, 2016 10:42 PM
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That would require me to have a hot cousin.
May 5, 2016 10:45 PM
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Arrested Development ftw


ot: it's confirmed, Dandy-san is mal's new memelord
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have control, be yourself, god is dead
May 5, 2016 10:45 PM
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Man are you drunk all the time or what? Where the heck do you so many get questions like these?
May 5, 2016 10:46 PM
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Jelmazmo said:
Punch him so hard his teeth falls out and never talk to him again, or else get my daddy's rifle ready.
woah, you're a girl?

that's the biggest plot twist of all time
May 5, 2016 10:48 PM
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Reflex punch him in the face and then try to figure out what's wrong with his brain
May 5, 2016 10:49 PM
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Malarkey said:
Arrested Development ftw


ot: it's confirmed, Dandy-san is mal's new memelord
lmao, love that show

thanks for the promotion, lording over memes sounds fun
May 5, 2016 10:53 PM

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I have an attractive cousin. If she tried to kiss me we would definitely fight
May 5, 2016 10:55 PM

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Alcoholic-san said:
Jelmazmo said:
Punch him so hard his teeth falls out and never talk to him again, or else get my daddy's rifle ready.
woah, you're a girl?

that's the biggest plot twist of all time


Yup, and a southerner to boot, so you'll know I'm trained to shoot first and ask questions later, even of kin.

"Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time."
May 5, 2016 10:56 PM

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Lmao is this an Arrested Development reference?

I'd probably yell curse at her & asks what the hell is wrong with you?
May 5, 2016 11:06 PM
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Jelmazmo said:
Alcoholic-san said:
woah, you're a girl?

that's the biggest plot twist of all time


Yup, and a southerner to boot, so you'll know I'm trained to shoot first and ask questions later, even of kin.
damn, that's cool. I always liked southerners
May 5, 2016 11:11 PM

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If it's kissing I don't really see anything wrong with that, but that's it.
May 5, 2016 11:14 PM

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Alcoholic-san said:
Jelmazmo said:


Yup, and a southerner to boot, so you'll know I'm trained to shoot first and ask questions later, even of kin.
damn, that's cool. I always liked southerners


Yup, you should, 'cause this is what the southern girls do to cousins hittin' on 'em.


"Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time."
May 5, 2016 11:17 PM

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Jelmazmo said:
Alcoholic-san said:
woah, you're a girl?

that's the biggest plot twist of all time


Yup, and a southerner to boot, so you'll know I'm trained to shoot first and ask questions later, even of kin.
Im southern too and that scares me to hear shoot first ask questions last
May 5, 2016 11:19 PM

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Only if she eats my pussy and I'm not expected to do anything in return. Bitches ain't shit.

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May 5, 2016 11:19 PM

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mochakawaiibear said:
Jelmazmo said:


Yup, and a southerner to boot, so you'll know I'm trained to shoot first and ask questions later, even of kin.
Im southern too and that scares me to hear shoot first ask questions last


Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?

"Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time."
May 5, 2016 11:20 PM

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mochakawaiibear said:
Jelmazmo said:


Yup, and a southerner to boot, so you'll know I'm trained to shoot first and ask questions later, even of kin.
Im southern too and that scares me to hear shoot first ask questions last


Where are you from? Because there's being Southern and then there's living in the south. Pick one.

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May 5, 2016 11:21 PM

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Jelmazmo said:
Alcoholic-san said:
damn, that's cool. I always liked southerners


Yup, you should, 'cause this is what the southern girls do to cousins hittin' on 'em.



Not true. An ex of mine from texas had a pretty serious fling with her cousin. Sex included.

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May 5, 2016 11:24 PM

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Jelmazmo said:
mochakawaiibear said:
Im southern too and that scares me to hear shoot first ask questions last


Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
Georgia

@lothloran so you cant be southern and live in the south? Huh. But I guess I just live in the south
May 5, 2016 11:25 PM

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mochakawaiibear said:
Jelmazmo said:


Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
Georgia

@lothloran so you cant be southern and live in the south? Huh. But I guess I just live in the south


Lol where in Georgia.
I'm saying there's a difference between being Southern and living in the south, like if you live in Atlanta you're basically in New York with an accent.

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May 5, 2016 11:26 PM

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Are we talking First, Second, Third cousin... *cough* I mean...

Nah man, thats gross dude.

Never change MAL... never change ( ͡☉⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ͜ʖ̫⁄ ⁄ ͡☉)
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May 5, 2016 11:27 PM

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Lothloran said:
Jelmazmo said:


Yup, you should, 'cause this is what the southern girls do to cousins hittin' on 'em.



Not true. An ex of mine from texas had a pretty serious fling with her cousin. Sex included.


Texas? Sure that state's southern, but that's like California to a lot of the other southern states, like Kentucky or Alabama, and besides...didn't say there weren't any cousin-on-cousin action in the south. lol Otherwise I'd have to ignore the existence of parts around Harlan KY.

mochakawaiibear said:
Jelmazmo said:


Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
Georgia

@lothloran so you cant be southern and live in the south? Huh. But I guess I just live in the south


Georgia, huh? That's definitely south.

I'm in eastern Kentucky, myself.

"Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time."
May 5, 2016 11:28 PM

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Jelmazmo said:
Lothloran said:


Not true. An ex of mine from texas had a pretty serious fling with her cousin. Sex included.


Texas? Sure that state's southern, but that's like California to a lot of the other southern states, like Kentucky or Alabama, and besides...didn't say there weren't any cousin-on-cousin action in the south. lol Otherwise I'd have to ignore the existence of parts around Harlan KY.


Oh I know and she was from Houston so... lol You know.

To be fair, I grew up in Alvin Tx and lived in areas like Boarne and stuff like that <_< it's pretty Southern in those parts. Not like the hills of Alabama or anything but still, we drink our tea sweet and like our steaks big so...

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mochakawaiibear said:
Im southern too and that scares me to hear shoot first ask questions last
what's so scary about it? I live in a neighborhood where people get driveby'd, by comparison that's nothing, lol
May 5, 2016 11:30 PM

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@lothloran Ahh I see what you mean. But yeah that's where I am
May 5, 2016 11:32 PM

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Alcoholic-san said:
mochakawaiibear said:
Im southern too and that scares me to hear shoot first ask questions last
what's so scary about it? I live in a neighborhood where people get driveby'd, by comparison that's nothing, lol


I wanna move to Detroit with you. Can I sleep on your couch?

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May 5, 2016 11:36 PM
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Jelmazmo said:

Yup, you should, 'cause this is what the southern girls do to cousins hittin' on 'em.

lol, nice. what do southern girls think of northerners out of curiosity?
May 5, 2016 11:37 PM

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Lothloran said:
Alcoholic-san said:
what's so scary about it? I live in a neighborhood where people get driveby'd, by comparison that's nothing, lol


I wanna move to Detroit with you. Can I sleep on your couch?


Considering i've had shootouts go down my street, and my house has actually been hit by bullets before, I can tell you from experience that you don't even have to go as far as Detroit to experience the thug life.
May 5, 2016 11:38 PM

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Alcoholic-san said:
mochakawaiibear said:
Im southern too and that scares me to hear shoot first ask questions last
what's so scary about it? I live in a neighborhood where people get driveby'd, by comparison that's nothing, lol
there have been a lot of cases of people getting shot over bs (especially police) was kind of joking

@jelmazmo dumb question but I've always wondered if Kentucky actually had KFCs there ?
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Lothloran said:
Alcoholic-san said:
what's so scary about it? I live in a neighborhood where people get driveby'd, by comparison that's nothing, lol


I wanna move to Detroit with you. Can I sleep on your couch?
sure lol. plenty of empty apartments to squat in too. could also go to Chiraq
May 5, 2016 11:39 PM

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I'll pretend to be shocked and dare her to do it...... then slips in my tongue if she did.
#CHEXIT
May 5, 2016 11:40 PM

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Alcoholic-san said:
Jelmazmo said:

Yup, you should, 'cause this is what the southern girls do to cousins hittin' on 'em.

lol, nice. what do southern girls think of northerners out of curiosity?


We think y'all are nothing but liberals who hate Jesus.

mochakawaiibear said:
Alcoholic-san said:
what's so scary about it? I live in a neighborhood where people get driveby'd, by comparison that's nothing, lol
there have been a lot of cases of people getting shot over bs (especially police) was kind of joking

@jelmazmo dumb question but I've always wondered if Kentucky actually had KFCs there ?


Let's just say there is a KFC even in some of the most rural areas of KY.

"Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time."
May 5, 2016 11:49 PM
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Jelmazmo said:
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lol, nice. what do southern girls think of northerners out of curiosity?


We think y'all are nothing but liberals who hate Jesus.
damn, harsh lol

there goes my chances with a Daisy Duke lmao
May 5, 2016 11:54 PM
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@ooo333

Also I feel like I saw this exact same thread before.
May 5, 2016 11:55 PM

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what if i'm the hot cousin in the family ww
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The_Nico said:
@ooo333

Also I feel like I saw this exact same thread before.
aw crap, did I post this once before a long time ago?
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Alcoholic-san said:
The_Nico said:
@ooo333

Also I feel like I saw this exact same thread before.
aw crap, did I post this once before a long time ago?


nah some dude basically asked the same question like 3 months ago but i guess thats just coincidence
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Alcoholic-san said:
Jelmazmo said:


We think y'all are nothing but liberals who hate Jesus.
damn, harsh lol

there goes my chances with a Daisy Duke lmao


She'd inquiry as to what you thought herself anyways, so you never really had a chance. :P

"Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time."
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I have a model cousin and I'd say it would be weird. She greets people with the cheek to cheek greeting and they give me mixed feelings(not all of them pure). If that would ever happen, I'd probably pull a pathetic harem mc and just freeze and go uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh.


Jelmazmo said:
Punch him so hard his teeth falls out and never talk to him again, or else get my daddy's rifle ready.


Whoa! Shocking revelation.
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FontSize72LOL said:
Lothloran said:


I wanna move to Detroit with you. Can I sleep on your couch?


Considering i've had shootouts go down my street, and my house has actually been hit by bullets before, I can tell you from experience that you don't even have to go as far as Detroit to experience the thug life.


I don't want the thug life, I miss the sounds of gun fire. that's all, it's hard to sleep without it

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May 6, 2016 12:38 AM

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kiss kiss then bang bang
bypass the shit








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May 6, 2016 12:47 AM

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Hit that shit because life is an anime.
Kept you waiting huh?
May 6, 2016 4:32 AM

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Make out with her obviously since I'm single and there's nothing bad about it as long as it's just fun.
May 6, 2016 4:33 AM

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my hot cousins already have partners so am would sternly remind them of relationship of their already occurs.
May 6, 2016 4:43 AM

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Related or not, I would rather not kiss someone just because they are hot.
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I'd be like......................
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stay away from cousins... they seem cute on the outside but the are devils on the inside
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