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Who would you pick to be the undisputed ruler of the universe?
Sep 11, 2015 9:08 AM
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The time has come, my fellow weeaboos.

If you are to choose between President Kanye West and our lord and savior Papa Franku, who would you pick to be the undisputed ruler of the universe? Choose wisely and explain your shitty decision.

Kanye West's achievements.


Papa Franku's achievements.
Sep 11, 2015 9:11 AM
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What
Sep 11, 2015 9:13 AM
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I choose Aetr, the most formidable shitposter of MAL.
incisorr said:
i love it when people start acting like some neutral almighty unbiased godly judge and they even believe their own shit, suddenly its not their thoughts and opinions anymore but the righteous justice god way, they are unbiased, non-subjective, they just are! To be honest, everyone is like this quite often, me included, but i don't forget myself and i still post a lot of personal shit which is what forums are made for , if they didn't want us to have our own style and posts it would be an article instead a forum thread.
Sep 11, 2015 9:15 AM
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Sep 11, 2015 9:19 AM
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OneTrueEmiya said:

Hail Spooky, the new leader of our world~
Sep 11, 2015 9:21 AM
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Quality thread.

Sep 11, 2015 9:21 AM
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Spooks_McBones said:
OneTrueEmiya said:

Hail Spooky, the new leader of our world~


But...I am better candidate for this position!

I promise free dakimakuras for everyone if I get elected.
Sep 11, 2015 9:23 AM
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I choose Comic_Sans
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@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite
Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained
Sep 11, 2015 9:25 AM
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Comic_Sans said:
I choose Comic_Sans


Nah,you would make it a rule to always Comic Sans.

No way I'd vote for you.
Sep 11, 2015 9:27 AM

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in all seriousness, Kanye.

he will piss off every country on the planet (more than usual) and get the US out of debt from china
Sep 11, 2015 9:29 AM

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daintybiscuit said:
in all seriousness, Kanye.

he will piss off every country on the planet (more than usual) and get the US out of debt from china


That problem is solving its self. China is dumping US bonds like no Tomorrow. Japan is now the number one owner of US debt.
Sep 11, 2015 9:34 AM

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RedArmyShogun said:
daintybiscuit said:
in all seriousness, Kanye.

he will piss off every country on the planet (more than usual) and get the US out of debt from china


That problem is solving its self. China is dumping US bonds like no Tomorrow. Japan is now the number one owner of US debt.


omg you just ruined my horrible attempt at humor! you win president
Sep 11, 2015 10:17 AM
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Randy Orton.
Sep 11, 2015 10:23 AM

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HighKing77 said:
May I suggest a new Lord?

Confirmed!
Trance said:
I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man.
Sep 11, 2015 10:30 AM

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Hail Gaben!
Sep 11, 2015 10:42 AM

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No Jesus Christ: Shit poll.
Now you're wondering if there's white text in any of my other posts.

Over there, I'm everywhere. I know that.
Sep 11, 2015 10:46 AM
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Caelidesu said:
No Jesus Christ: Shit poll.


Jesus Christ isn't real though.
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Sep 11, 2015 10:47 AM

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HighKing77 said:
Caelidesu said:
No Jesus Christ: Shit poll.


Jesus Christ isn't real though.

The best dictator with supreme authority would be one that allowed you to not believe in his existence, no?
Now you're wondering if there's white text in any of my other posts.

Over there, I'm everywhere. I know that.
Sep 11, 2015 10:52 AM
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Caelidesu said:
HighKing77 said:


Jesus Christ isn't real though.

The best dictator with supreme authority would be one that allowed you to not believe in his existence, no?


Is that a fancy way of saying "I have no proof that he's real, but he's still there"?
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Sep 11, 2015 11:04 AM

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HighKing77 said:
Caelidesu said:

The best dictator with supreme authority would be one that allowed you to not believe in his existence, no?


Is that a fancy way of saying "I have no proof that he's real, but he's still there"?

No, but you'll see it as such, and there's nothing I can do about that, because that's how subjectivity works. I wrote a long post about that. If you know something for certain then it necessarily guides your actions. It's only by insisting upon shades of doubt that you can keep living for yourself.
Now you're wondering if there's white text in any of my other posts.

Over there, I'm everywhere. I know that.
Sep 11, 2015 11:16 AM

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HighKing77 said:
Caelidesu said:
No Jesus Christ: Shit poll.


Jesus Christ isn't real though.


Lol. You are still at that stage? You won't be getting your fedora credentials until you get to the "acceptance he was a real man but not really god stage" which is for the elite.

OT: Anyone without a fedora.
"Let Justice Be Done!"

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Sep 11, 2015 11:59 AM
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Obviously MJ.

MellowJe-

nvm
Sep 11, 2015 11:59 AM

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وعنه رضي الله عنه قال‏:‏ قال رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم‏:‏ لأن أقول‏:‏ سبحان الله، والحمد لله، ولا إله إلا الله، والله أكبر، أحب إلي مما طلعت عليه الشمس” ‏(‏‏(‏رواه مسلم‏)‏‏)‏‏.‏


Trance said:
I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man.
Sep 11, 2015 12:16 PM

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Sep 11, 2015 12:18 PM

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I've been here way too long...
Sep 11, 2015 1:19 PM

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NekkoArc said:
I choose Aetr, the most formidable shitposter of MAL.
Sep 11, 2015 1:27 PM

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Hail to the King (Notice where he's pointing)
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I love Christine

"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. He will put some things behind, will pass an invisible boundary; In proportion as he simplifies his life, the laws of the universe will appear less complex, and solitude will not be solitude, nor poverty poverty, nor weakness weakness." - Henry David Thoreau


Sep 11, 2015 2:09 PM

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it should be me
i make terrible youtube videos, dont click the link unless you have literally seen everything else in existence
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH8qW8C2w0PNpTGlA-0r_HA
Sep 11, 2015 3:39 PM

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I see you're making terrible choices in idols.

Lest we forget who the real ruler of the universe is supposed to be...

This fucker:

***** ***** ***** ***
Slightly Dangerous

Sep 11, 2015 4:43 PM

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JonyJC said:

^

Alternatively,
Sep 11, 2015 4:45 PM

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we should have a poll like this but for all active mal users.

OT: Franku. Not even trump is that based.
Sep 11, 2015 4:46 PM

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I'm very proud of these poll results.
Sep 11, 2015 4:56 PM

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Where's the "Filthy frank's a faggot" option?
Sep 11, 2015 5:06 PM

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ToastofJustice said:
Where's the "Filthy frank's a faggot" option?

right next to the "kill yourself your opinion is shit" option
Sep 11, 2015 5:11 PM

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Donger_Senpai said:
ToastofJustice said:
Where's the "Filthy frank's a faggot" option?

right next to the "kill yourself your opinion is shit" option

Just past the "His fan-base is full of autistic 12 year olds" option, right?
Sep 11, 2015 5:39 PM

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Franku will always get my vote. His autistic haters can go sit on some fireworks.

Sep 11, 2015 5:39 PM

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ToastofJustice said:
Donger_Senpai said:

right next to the "kill yourself your opinion is shit" option

Just past the "His fan-base is full of autistic 12 year olds" option, right?

yep, but make sure not to miss the "his fanbase being shit Doesn't make his content shit" option.
Sep 11, 2015 6:01 PM

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where slaanesh option
Sep 11, 2015 6:19 PM

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I choose myself.
Sep 11, 2015 6:32 PM

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Donger_Senpai said:
ToastofJustice said:

Just past the "His fan-base is full of autistic 12 year olds" option, right?

yep, but make sure not to miss the "his fanbase being shit Doesn't make his content shit" option.



His voice is stupid.
Sep 11, 2015 6:33 PM

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ToastofJustice said:
Donger_Senpai said:

yep, but make sure not to miss the "his fanbase being shit Doesn't make his content shit" option.



His voice is stupid.



your voice is stupid
Sep 11, 2015 6:35 PM

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Donger_Senpai said:
ToastofJustice said:



His voice is stupid.



your voice is stupid


Don't ad hominem me please.
Sep 11, 2015 6:35 PM

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ToastofJustice said:
Donger_Senpai said:



your voice is stupid


Don't ad hominem me please.


Too late
Sep 11, 2015 6:50 PM

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Wario is at least the best Mariokart player.

just sayin.

Edit: should be call Wariokart
Sep 11, 2015 8:57 PM
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I don't see dead people. I feel so left out.

But I hear voices in this here can of green paint. Does that count?
Sep 11, 2015 8:58 PM

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daintybiscuit said:
Wario is at least the best Mariokart player.

just sayin.

Edit: should be call Wariokart
too true, my man.
Sep 12, 2015 2:21 AM

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ThrashMatto said:

Now THAT'S offensive cultural appropriation!
Now you're wondering if there's white text in any of my other posts.

Over there, I'm everywhere. I know that.

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