Brandon_ said: not that hard if you work up to it, like training for a marathon Masturbated for 24 hours non stop too many paper cuts |
| i make terrible youtube videos, dont click the link unless you have literally seen everything else in existence https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH8qW8C2w0PNpTGlA-0r_HA |
| Didn't drink enough coffee. |
| Shot to death by enemy fighter plane. |
| Choked on a sausage |
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| Fell from a tree |
| Pissed off a wolf and got their throat ripped out. |
| Attacked by 100 kitties |
| What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about? |
| electrocuted himself |
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| Died by excalibur |
| Choked on a apple |
 Stop calling me your bunny I won't hop and you don't own me  |
| Died from a brain-freeze |
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| Lead poisoning. |
| Mistook a detergent for water. |
  "You shall fall in love with someone who doesn't love you. For not loving someone who did" |
| Got eaten by a a zombie loli |
Stop calling me your bunny I won't hop and you don't own me |
MichaelMyers-San said: Got eaten by a a zombie loli I wouldn't mind at all ;D |
"You shall fall in love with someone who doesn't love you. For not loving someone who did" |
| Explosive decompression. |
| Mistook Windex as gatorade.. |
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| Hunted down by the grammar SS. |
| coffee poisoning |
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| They had their midsection cut circumferentially and then peeled over their head and sewn together so that they suffocated inside of themselves. |
| cancer |
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| fell from a roof |
| Didn't cleanse there wound in holy water quick enough. |
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| 30 niggas took his anal virginity |
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| try to give himself a BJ |
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rembo123 said: ha that's weak, i took 50 like a man 30 niggas took his anal virginity quarter horsed |
| i make terrible youtube videos, dont click the link unless you have literally seen everything else in existence https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH8qW8C2w0PNpTGlA-0r_HA |
| he cut his dick and tried to put it in his ass but died from pain |
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rembo123 said: the trick is to have a rod ready because it goes flaccid once the blood leaves after being cut off he cut his dick and tried to put it in his ass but died from pain slept with me and got AIDs |
| i make terrible youtube videos, dont click the link unless you have literally seen everything else in existence https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH8qW8C2w0PNpTGlA-0r_HA |
| Swallowed a poisonous bug which was swimming in his/her milkshake |
| Accidentally drinks acid |
| "accidentally" drinks acid |
| i make terrible youtube videos, dont click the link unless you have literally seen everything else in existence https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH8qW8C2w0PNpTGlA-0r_HA |
| Slipped on banana peel |
Cut off one head two more shall take its place, Hail Hydra! |
| Hailed Hydra too much. |
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| Got transported to the world of Uzumaki, turned into a snail, and got eaten by humans. |
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Relinquish022 said: that disturbed me, i didn't want to touch the papers whenthat was happening Got transported to the world of Uzumaki, turned into a snail, and got eaten by humans. Chidori'd |
| i make terrible youtube videos, dont click the link unless you have literally seen everything else in existence https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH8qW8C2w0PNpTGlA-0r_HA |
| Got pantalones kissed by swordfish |
| the hell in a cell vs john cena |
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| got hit by a truck |
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| after kissing me |
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| After kicking you so hard you bleed endlessly |
| Head bashed in by a sledgehammer |
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| Got in between Pac-Man and his fix. |
| Feel'd to death. |
| stabbed after double crossing an ex lover |
| i make terrible youtube videos, dont click the link unless you have literally seen everything else in existence https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH8qW8C2w0PNpTGlA-0r_HA |
| Pushed the 'Goku button'. You shouldn't have done that. |
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