| http://www.clickhole.com/article/why-more-women-are-choosing-have-waterslide-births-1349?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook Umm, how is this safe for the baby? how does this work? does dad stand at the bottom of the slide? I sure hope so . . . |
"Fuck this shit, fun things are fun!" |
| Ameeeerica americaaaa |
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| Did you even read the article, original poster? According to a recent study, an increasing number of women are opting out of standard hospital births in favor of more natural, intimate birthing experiences. So, why are more women choosing to give birth without any drugs and while whooshing down a waterslide? - Mothers have said they feel closer to nature when giving birth outdoors on a waterslide. - Parents have found that waterslide births not only reduce tension and ease stress, but they also help the child make a smooth transition from womb to adrenaline-filled ride. - Waterslide births give mothers control over their environment. Women can choose the slide to fit their specifications, depending on how fast they want to go and how many twists and turns they want to slide through while giving birth. Women who wish to maintain modesty can choose a closed tube for their slide. |
| Hello |
| Satire, satire everywhere. |
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Astros said: This^^ The site name gives it away.Satire, satire everywhere. |
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 Boring. |
| This is embarrasing >.< |
| "Fuck this shit, fun things are fun!" |
MechaKiryu said: It's run by the same people behind "The Onion" I believe. Don't know where I heard that so I could be wrong.Astros said: This^^ The site name gives it away.Satire, satire everywhere. |
| This obviously isn't real. Come on OP, think about it. If you believed this then I'm worried for you. |
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| I'm worried for myself too. I knew it was ludicrus but people are known for doing somecrazy shitin crazy ways. I had a good feeling it was BS. |
| "Fuck this shit, fun things are fun!" |
StardustNyako said: Thanks for the funny article thoughThis is embarrasing >.< Article said: Serious extreme sports right there.I wanted to give birth naturally while going down a tube at 60 miles per hour and screaming ‘woo! |
| Exactly! |
| "Fuck this shit, fun things are fun!" |
| I'd be interested to know if someone was actually crazy enough to try this after they read this article. Just because they could. I wonder if it would even be legal? |
| As soon as I saw the word "Onion," I knew something was fishy. |
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| Weeeeeeeeeee Slip and slide. |
_Charl said: I want to give a birth now Same |
| So this is where my tax money is going. |
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| Someone should give birth while skydiving. |
   I envy your delusion; I wish I could live in it  |
teruu said: - Parents have found that waterslide births not only reduce tension and ease stress, but they also help the child make a smooth transition from womb to adrenaline-filled ride. lmao |
| Now you're wondering if there's white text in any of my other posts. Over there, I'm everywhere. I know that. |
Protaku94 said: Someone should give birth while skydiving. On it. |
the40ftbadger said: i have palpable amounts of salt for FO4. It's like a clown put on my dead dad's clothes and is running around my house going "LOOK I'M YOUR DAD, ISN'T THIS FUN?!?!" |
| wtf? |
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| In other news, cats and dogs raining from the sky in North California. |
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Shiinan said: I'll definitely take part in this and give birth to triples. Now that's hardcore. |
| lol this is the summit waterslide Florida on that link. I've been on the aquatica trap door slide in Florida. It was so cool. You see others in front drop before you so you never know hen you'll drop. You're standing then the floor just drops you straight down. |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
| *sigh* .....stupid. |
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StardustNyako said: This is embarrasing >.< |
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