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Nov 14, 2014 9:58 AM
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This bond that resembles a love affair is deep indeed people. There are almost as many chains of McDOnald's joints as gun shops - that should say very much. Some people exclusively eat McDonald's meals for breakfast, lunch and dinner (maybe brunch too). Be it Quarter Pounders or Big Macs. The bond is strong and growing, there's not much point going on about it, what I'd really like to know is if the aforementioned love is so strong as to warrant the inclusion of the McDonald's logo on the National Flag or perhaps a flattering part mentioning the inter-dependency of the two in The Star Speckled Banger (or both).

How would you Americans users of MAL feel about making this deep rooted affiliation official? Do elaborate on your personal opinion on this matter of national identity.
BritishBeansNov 14, 2014 10:04 AM
Nov 14, 2014 9:59 AM
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I prefer Taco Bell.
Nov 14, 2014 10:00 AM
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Chloroform-chan said:
I prefer Taco Bell.

Option 3 for you.
Nov 14, 2014 10:01 AM
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I'm Mexican, so Taco Bell is preferred
There's no Mexican that likes Taco Bell.
Nov 14, 2014 10:01 AM
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BritishBeans said:
Chloroform-chan said:
I prefer Taco Bell.

Option 3 for you.


but I'm American!

I demand an option 4.
Nov 14, 2014 10:02 AM
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Put black option I like KFC
Nov 14, 2014 10:03 AM
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McDonald's and fat Americans, now that's refreshingly novel and funny
Nov 14, 2014 10:03 AM
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Prefer home cooked everytime. Too bad I can't cook myself, I need a chef waifu.
Addicted to visual novels omgg
Nov 14, 2014 10:04 AM
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mattao313 said:
Put black option I like KFC


Popeye's is so much better, though.
Nov 14, 2014 10:05 AM
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Chloroform-chan said:
BritishBeans said:

Option 3 for you.
but I'm American!

I demand an option 4.

Okay, where do fake Americans like to eat?

mattao313 said:
Put black option I like KFC

There you go. You are also my disclaimer if the mods want to lay a racist charge on me.
Nov 14, 2014 10:05 AM

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"There are almost as many chains of McDOnald's joints as gun shops" Does this mean America has the most big macs and guns in the world.
Nov 14, 2014 10:08 AM
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MechaKiryu said:
"There are almost as many chains of McDOnald's joints as gun shops" Does this mean America has the most big macs and guns in the world.

Neither of those are things to be prideful of. Unless you Americans enjoy having the highest (or close to the highest) rates for murder and obesity.
Nov 14, 2014 10:08 AM

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THE STATES HAVE VARIETY UNLIKE YOUR UNITED KINGDOM AND IT'S ONE STAPLE DISH OF FISH N CHIPS AND CRAPTACULAR SOUP. MCDONALDS SHOULDN'T BE THE SOLE OPTION, YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING US AMERICANS! PUT IN WENDYS, POPEYES, BURGER KING, IN N OUT, 5 GUYS, STARBUCKS, AND EVERY FAST FOOD THAT SCREAMS AMERICA
Nov 14, 2014 10:08 AM

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A lot of McDonalds are near bus stops and stuff.
I don't think everyone loves McDonalds but its fast food, like every fast-food place sometimes people just buy a soft drink or an ice cream cone for their kids.

I mean there are more chicken than people in the world and we don't have chickens on things.


I work at McDonalds. Live in America. But I don't eat McDonalds or feel that it should be on the legal tender.

With a large population. A lot of people are going to be overweight. Some states are practically countries. If you were to just compare other countries to states in the USA it would be different.

Fast-food and obesity is a world problem not just an American problem.
I personally like Italian subs if it means anything.

Nov 14, 2014 10:11 AM

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BritishBeans said:
MechaKiryu said:
"There are almost as many chains of McDOnald's joints as gun shops" Does this mean America has the most big macs and guns in the world.

Neither of those are things to be prideful of. Unless you Americans enjoy having the highest (or close to the highest) rates for murder and obesity.
It's 91 on the list. Canada is actually higher. TAKE THAT BRITAIN
Nov 14, 2014 10:11 AM
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VitaminCaim said:
THE STATES HAVE VARIETY UNLIKE YOUR UNITED KINGDOM AND IT'S ONE STAPLE DISH OF FISH N CHIPS AND CRAPTACULAR SOUP. MCDONALDS SHOULDN'T BE THE SOLE OPTION, YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING US AMERICANS! PUT IN WENDYS, POPEYES, BURGER KING, IN N OUT, 5 GUYS, STARBUCKS, AND EVERY FAST FOOD THAT SCREAMS AMERICA

You forgot pies. And beer.
You should also be very aware of where Heinz Beanz' HQ is situated.
Nov 14, 2014 10:13 AM

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BritishBeans said:
The Star Speckled Banger


lol
Nov 14, 2014 10:14 AM

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BritishBeans said:
You forgot beer.
Isn't that more characteristic of Germany?
Nov 14, 2014 10:15 AM

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BritishBeans said:
VitaminCaim said:
THE STATES HAVE VARIETY UNLIKE YOUR UNITED KINGDOM AND IT'S ONE STAPLE DISH OF FISH N CHIPS AND CRAPTACULAR SOUP. MCDONALDS SHOULDN'T BE THE SOLE OPTION, YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING US AMERICANS! PUT IN WENDYS, POPEYES, BURGER KING, IN N OUT, 5 GUYS, STARBUCKS, AND EVERY FAST FOOD THAT SCREAMS AMERICA

You forgot pies. And beer.
You should also be very aware of where Heinz Beanz' HQ is situated.
Beer and pie is like water in the American diet, mentioning it would be like trying to mention the sky is blue.
Nov 14, 2014 10:22 AM
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Coolspot said:
A lot of McDonalds are near bus stops and stuff.
I don't think everyone loves McDonalds but its fast food, like every fast-food place sometimes people just buy a soft drink or an ice cream cone for their kids.

I mean there are more chicken than people in the world and we don't have chickens on things.


I work at McDonalds. Live in America. But I don't eat McDonalds or feel that it should be on the legal tender.

With a large population. A lot of people are going to be overweight. Some states are practically countries. If you were to just compare other countries to states in the USA it would be different.

Fast-food and obesity is a world problem not just an American problem.
I personally like Italian subs if it means anything.

Oh yes I completely overlooked the option of having it on the tender. This and the other two would make it a proper marriage ceremony.

If McDonald's popularity is due to the culture (and failure) of capitalism then this does not do any harm to the relationship (an abusive love is alas still love).

Large populations are irrelevant as I was talking percentages.

yazio said:
BritishBeans said:
You forgot beer.
Isn't that more characteristic of Germany?
More? This is debatable.

VitaminCaim said:
BritishBeans said:

You forgot pies. And beer.
You should also be very aware of where Heinz Beanz' HQ is situated.
Beer and pie is like water in the American diet, mentioning it would be like trying to mention the sky is blue.

I was mentioning those two for England but yes you are perfectly right it is practically unfeasible and uneconomic to even begin to try an measure the amount of food and grease that goes down into and American's belly on average.



Mod Edit: Merged duplicated posts; please use the edit button.
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Nov 14, 2014 10:28 AM

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BritishBeans said:
yazio said:
Isn't that more characteristic of Germany?
More? This is debatable.
They even have festivals and museums for it.
Nov 14, 2014 10:36 AM

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BritishBeans said:
yazio said:
Isn't that more characteristic of Germany?
More? This is debatable.

VitaminCaim said:

I was mentioning those two for England but yes you are perfectly right it is practically unfeasible and uneconomic to even begin to try an measure the amount of food and grease that goes down into and American's belly on average.
Why yes, it would be unfeasible, there's no need to measure abundance and plentiful intake of quality American food when people go for meager statistics like the United Kingdom's lack of
Nov 14, 2014 11:37 AM

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As a white guy, I rather have Taco Bell.
Nov 14, 2014 11:38 AM

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Fuck Murica and fuck McDonald's
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Why am I a Berserk fan? All I ever experience is pain.

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Nov 14, 2014 11:38 AM

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McDonald's angus burger > your life.
Nov 14, 2014 11:40 AM

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Prefer home cooked everytime. Too bad I can't cook myself, I need a chef waifu.
What you need is a chef imouto.
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Nov 14, 2014 12:48 PM
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if they do it, will there be no mcdonalds where i live?
Nov 14, 2014 1:01 PM

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Fuck yeah chicken nuggets

Even though it's not really chicken

worm nuggets?
Nov 14, 2014 1:03 PM
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SaveTheAralSea said:
Fuck yeah chicken nuggets

Even though it's not really chicken

worm nuggets?
it's just processed meat that has been cleaned properly, why be so scared of it?
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VitaminCaim said:
THE STATES HAVE VARIETY UNLIKE YOUR UNITED KINGDOM AND IT'S ONE STAPLE DISH OF FISH N CHIPS AND CRAPTACULAR SOUP. MCDONALDS SHOULDN'T BE THE SOLE OPTION, YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING US AMERICANS! PUT IN WENDYS, POPEYES, BURGER KING, IN N OUT, 5 GUYS, STARBUCKS, AND EVERY FAST FOOD THAT SCREAMS AMERICA

Acting like the UK doesn't have any of these chains, ok.

yazio said:
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More? This is debatable.
They even have festivals and museums for it.

So does England. The beer festival in my city is hilarious, so many drunks wandering around for hours throughout the day!
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How did I know stepping into this thread would drop my IQ points? -_-
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yazio said:
BritishBeans said:
More? This is debatable.
They even have festivals and museums for it.


Minus German Beer actually is worth drinking.

Also OP what if its an American that goes to Burger King, or a person not American, or an Italian that goes to subway, don't you see you have broken Murica.
Nov 14, 2014 2:54 PM
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>Not Burger King
Its the land of the free and the home of the whopper. Get it right.
Nov 14, 2014 2:56 PM
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McDonald's and fat Americans, now that's refreshingly novel and funny


I like Americans but this guy tried to play the generalization game with me. I went in and he got so mad. I have so many fat jokes
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Nov 14, 2014 2:57 PM

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So does England. The beer festival in my city is hilarious, so many drunks wandering around for hours throughout the day!
I didn't find it. Is it really a festival about beer and not just a festival with beer? The name or a link to its homepage would be appreciated.
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Fuck yeah chicken nuggets

Even though it's not really chicken

worm nuggets?
Nope. It's chick-en. Careful with the spoiler.
Nov 14, 2014 3:10 PM

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It's not as strong as the bond between British beans and state though.
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yazio said:
Kuromii said:
So does England. The beer festival in my city is hilarious, so many drunks wandering around for hours throughout the day!
I didn't find it. Is it really a festival about beer and not just a festival with beer? The name or a link to its homepage would be appreciated.

Here you go.

Oh no, now you know where I'm from.
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NTAD said:
SaveTheAralSea said:
Fuck yeah chicken nuggets

Even though it's not really chicken

worm nuggets?
Nope. It's chick-en. Careful with the spoiler.
Heheh, it was like watching Elfen Lied
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yazio said:
I didn't find it. Is it really a festival about beer and not just a festival with beer? The name or a link to its homepage would be appreciated.

Here you go.
Thank you. Younger than Oktoberfest, but its always nice to see competition.
Nov 14, 2014 3:19 PM

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Im not mexican, and Taco bell is garbage.

CHIPOTLE!

Nov 14, 2014 3:23 PM
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McDonalds is okay. Too much of it isn't. But..
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I prefer Taco Bell.
Nov 14, 2014 6:19 PM

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Vyst said:
Im not mexican, and Taco bell is garbage.

CHIPOTLE!



Chipotle is more expensive than Taco Bell, though. I need something to fill me up for a couple of dollars at 2am, Chipotle is not that.
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Maybe this will answer your question.
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tl;dr Oh dear me, there is no fish in my chips.
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I'm black but I like Taco Bell most out of those options. I went on a huge Taco Bell bing Winter Break 2013 because I had just graduated, had a lot of grad $, didn't want to cook shit, was home alone for 3 weeks, and taco bell was the closest resteraunt to my house. I had no idea I liked their food so much until a year ago.

I rarely ever go to McDonalds unless I occosionally want a mcFlurry with m&ms.

Never go to KFC, just not a huge fan of chicken unless its specially made somehow.


Poster earlier made an excellent point, maybe you can say Chipotle is better than Taco Bell but it doesn't even compare to taco bells low prices. I easily pay close to $10 or easily more than that if I just get a burrito, chips, and 1 drink from chipotle, when you can get mot TB meals for well under $10, not to mention they have a hell of a lot of individual menu items that only cost $1-$3. They had this deal earlier in the year where they gave you an shitload of nachoes and a drink for $7 something and the nachos could last you 4 damn meals if you portion them out in normal meal sizes.
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