| Nothing abusive, but just little things to mess with them. Meaning that they weren't physically harmed. I once wrapped a rubber band around my cat's face and she totally went into this epileptic seizure like state. She was so freaked out and she kept backing up against the wall and couldn't find herself to walk properly. It was funnier than shit. |
emobuttercupSep 5, 2014 11:34 PM
| I'd go with emobubbles, but someone else already had it, damn bastard. |
| That's borderline abusive. |
Perisher said: That's borderline abusive. Yes, I'm sure with all the reports of people starving and beating their dogs, cutting off their ears, and dragging them through the streets on the back of a car, putting a little rubber band around the frame of the cat's face will be really damaging physically and mentally. There's a difference between screwing with someone and abusing them. |
| I'd go with emobubbles, but someone else already had it, damn bastard. |
| You were just abusing your cat. -_- |
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| I hug my cat and spin her around, and I also occasionally put her under the covers with me, where we snuggle together. |
Perisher said: That's borderline abusive. go whine to peta about it |
| [size=200]MAL AVATAR SYSTEM BLOWS |
| I my dog once. |
| I don't have pets, but I have two stray cats living on my back porch, and like a groundhog or something living under it. The cats were left here by my roommates who moved out recently. I feed them. Did you know it costs 25 fucking dollars per cat to turn those little shits into the pound? Even if you don't own them? Ridiculous. Of course, I guess I've spent more than that on food by now, waiting on my xroommates to come pick up the damn things. If they don't get them by winter, I'm probably gonna have to take them to the pound, though... As for that groundhog looking thing (maybe it's a beaver?) I have no idea where it came from. I live in the middle of a city. It's kinda amusing, though. It's like a really fat squirrel. |
John_Smithsu said: I flick my dog's ear while they sleep. Scares the shit out of them. I blow in my dog's ear and they get really annoyed. |
| I'd go with emobubbles, but someone else already had it, damn bastard. |
| You blow into there nose then air comes out their mouth. It works on most mammals |
Clayten said: You blow into there nose then air comes out their mouth. It works on most mammals Wouldn't you just be exhaling CO2 into their lungs? |
| I'd go with emobubbles, but someone else already had it, damn bastard. |
| Throw oranges peals to my birds. |
| . . . |
| Erhmm... Are we counting slaves as pets? |
| "I am the Bone of my Sword Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood I have created over a Thousand Blades Unaware of Loss, Nor aware of Gain. Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival I have no Regrets. This is the only Path My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works" |
xanic said: Erhmm... Are we counting slaves as pets? Of course. Please do tell how you pester them. |
| I'd go with emobubbles, but someone else already had it, damn bastard. |
emoblossom123 said: Clayten said: You blow into there nose then air comes out their mouth. It works on most mammals Wouldn't you just be exhaling CO2 into their lungs? It comes out their mouth |
| I milked my pet goat and made it drink its own milk, once. I make my goats run for their food, I kind of hold this branch full of leaves and I start running, they would be all like running with me to eat the leaves. I dont run a lot tho' just enough to play with them. |
| Your goat looks a little evil. o.O |
| This is not about me, but this guy on omegle told me he wants to "blow" his dog. It didn't sound like a troll either. For me, I love animals. I'm currently taking care of fish, which is fun. |
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Bambi_ said: Your goat looks a little evil. o.O He was trying to be fabulous in front of the camera xD |
J-TORA said: I occasionally lick my pussy. If you know what I mean. do you actually lick your cat |
| [size=200]MAL AVATAR SYSTEM BLOWS |
| Treat my dog like a baby ^-^ Picking him up sometimes too, He weighs about 30kg (60lbs) so he is not "too" heavy. |
| I tease my dog tricking her that I will throw the stick |
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| Turning around the ears of my cats so they look like aliens without ears. Then watch them flap back up. I LOVE THE NOISE IT MAKES! |
If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? |
| I blow on my dog's ears. One time I blew on his belly and he bit my eyelid...I gave him no leftovers from my dinner afterwards. |
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| pick my cat up and when he doesn't want it I just tell him that he's in our possesion and therefore should do what we want. Doesn't seem to understand it though :( and have him chew on my limbs of course, but that's not really something I can control, he just does it |
| Bokura wa Minna Ikiteiru |
| I eat them. I slam the ground right next to my dogs while they are sleeping. Shocks the shit out of them. |
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| I lift my cat high up in the air and sing the circle of life. |
Reciprocal said: I lift my cat high up in the air and sing the circle of life. THAT'S a great idea!! Gotta try it out. xD |
If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? |
| Sometimes I m really annoying my cat... She even scratched me few times. |
 one day I'll be a champion at shitposting! |
| I pissed a little on the floor and my dog licked it. |
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emoblossom123 said: You sick basterd. I hope you die.Nothing abusive, but just little things to mess with them. Meaning that they weren't physically harmed. I once wrapped a rubber band around my cat's face and she totally went into this epileptic seizure like state. She was so freaked out and she kept backing up against the wall and couldn't find herself to walk properly. It was funnier than shit. |
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| I pet, feed, play with (on their terms) and let them sleep on me. That's about it. |
| PETA should be focusing on guys like this instead of Pokemon. |
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| I throw my cats around the room for shits and giggles. |
| I spinned my cat around on the ground, but otherwise I just cuddle with pets :D |
| S H O U T _ O L D _ B U T _ G O L D |
| I like watching my rabbits. They just stand perfectly still then stomp their feet . |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
| I like to strip my slaves. Then pat their heads. And then leave them there. In cuffs. To put there clothes back on. |
| "I am the Bone of my Sword Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood I have created over a Thousand Blades Unaware of Loss, Nor aware of Gain. Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival I have no Regrets. This is the only Path My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works" |
| my one cat has no fur on his belly so its hot and saggy (and adorable and smells oddly good?) SO I STICK MEH FACE IN IT AND DOOOO KISSSIIIIIEEEESSSS |
| We used to have all kind of pets in the past, mainly guinea pigs. Can't remember doing anything really weird with them, although I tried to let them swim once. They could! Magnificent! |
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| I sorta stick my toes down my dogs throat Not to be nasty but he bites my toes when I sit down and he refuses to let go til I make him gag |
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| I put their dinner on a fishing pole and play around with them. |
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| I cooked for my cat, I also attached a raw sardine to a RC truck and had her just go around the house chasing and ambushing it for 15 minutes. |
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| I used to feed my fish. |
 "Everything you see on the internet isn't true." -Abraham Lincoln |
Malandrix said: I used to feed my fish. cool |
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pauperunit said: Malandrix said: I used to feed my fish. cool Great experience 10/10 |
"Everything you see on the internet isn't true." -Abraham Lincoln |
| When my cat was much younger, I used to hold him and put him behind my neck, like a scarf xD It sounds weird but it didn't annoy him at all. |
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