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Mar 18, 2014 11:41 PM

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Elphe said:
Just when you thought MAL couldn't get creepier. This thread .


hahahaXD
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Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli that's amore"

Mar 18, 2014 11:48 PM

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Id probably just bee too surprised to give reply. It would be very awkward but i think id feel a bit flattered too but mostly just awkward. I wouldnt know how to reply to that.
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Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli that's amore"

Mar 18, 2014 11:52 PM

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H-hey ;)
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Mar 19, 2014 7:34 AM

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Poitato said:
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I will be flattered. I am a girl but I am always the super unattractive type.


I honestly just masturbated to you.... are you still sure you feel flattered? lol


How do you masturbate to someone you have never seen/interact?
I do believe that you masturbated to my avatar and/or the characters in my signature.
So nope, you did not masturbated to me.

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Mar 19, 2014 11:23 AM
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why would anyone masturbate to my photos? Im ugly as hell :D
Mar 19, 2014 11:34 AM

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I think about this a lot. But I'm not sure what i would think? I don't do Face book becouse of things like this and a lot of other stuff. But yea who knows. Maybe i cry or something.
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Mar 19, 2014 11:35 AM

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johnyjohny said:
I think about this a lot. But I'm not sure what i would think? I don't do Face book becouse of things like this and a lot of other stuff. But yea who knows. Maybe i cry or something.
Why?
Mar 19, 2014 11:48 AM

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Haven't really given it much thought... but partially flattered and somewhat confused (I guess).
Mar 19, 2014 12:01 PM
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Confused. I'd want to know why didn't they masturbate to gorillas instead, as they more stimulating than I am.
Mar 19, 2014 12:01 PM

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Red_Keys said:
johnyjohny said:
I think about this a lot. But I'm not sure what i would think? I don't do Face book becouse of things like this and a lot of other stuff. But yea who knows. Maybe i cry or something.
Why?
What why? Why no Facebook? or why crying? Be clearer man, comments like this make me cry buckets full of water! Wait?! how much did you even fap to me?!?!

No but honestly i really wouldn't know. It's like imagining one of you loves ones die. I can't possibly know how it feels cuz i never experienced it. But I'm pretty dam handsome though. At least far above the Otaku average.
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Mar 19, 2014 12:39 PM

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johnyjohny said:
But I'm pretty dam handsome though. At least far above the Otaku average.
MAL's members are not so great as far as the ones who posted there pics are (I did not go through many at all) but some are attractive well. On some other anime site Ive been on most the members were attractive. Which I found kind of amusing the difference of site to site.
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Mar 20, 2014 5:04 AM

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Another gold topic in the depths of MAL.

I would probably upload some troll pictures and let them be. Unless it's a girl I am attracted to, then booohhyaa I would invite her to coffee :D
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Mar 20, 2014 5:08 AM

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I heard it a lot of times... I feel nothing special if someone tell to me something like this. I just ask them to stop say me about.
Mar 20, 2014 6:30 AM

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Piko said:
I heard it a lot of times... I feel nothing special if someone tell to me something like this. I just ask them to stop say me about.


If it's to your profile picture I totally understand the guys...cut them some slack :D
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Mar 22, 2014 1:33 AM

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I'd be flattered. It's kind of like a compliment right? Guy, girl, alien, dog... etc.
Mar 22, 2014 4:43 AM
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Happy?

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I'd be flattered. It's kind of like a compliment right? Guy, girl, alien, dog... etc.


What the hell?
Mar 22, 2014 2:40 PM

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Lol sorry I meant to say I don't mind if a guy or girl told me. I saw other users say that
they'd feel weird if the person was of the same sex. I don't care about that because
that person is basically saying that they are attracted to you.
Mar 22, 2014 2:44 PM

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I'd first like to thank this thread by getting me to watch Kokoro Connect, that was a great anime.

And now OT: I'd probably be surprised, but I wouldn't really care, guy or girl, whatever. And if it happened to be a girl that I like, I'd probably be pretty happy about it.
Mar 22, 2014 2:58 PM
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edd2d said:
Happy?

Phalanxander said:
I'd be flattered. It's kind of like a compliment right? Guy, girl, alien, dog... etc.


What the hell?

It is a compliment. You may be offended by that sort of comment, but that's you.
Mar 22, 2014 3:53 PM

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RDW said:
This has actually happened to me before...I felt flattered and creeped out at the same time.
Same here.

However, if it was a crush who masturbated, I wouldn't be creeped out.
"Say it again, but sexier." - TRQ


May 11, 2014 9:19 PM

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One of the legendary golden threads. I would be flattered, cuz, u know, a random person masturbating to u is like the best compliment ever,and the weirdest too.If it was someone i knew,i would blush like a cute anime character. I don't know how these type of threads stimulate soo much diiscussion,i guess "penis" is the keyword
FragOutFire said:

Why am I a Berserk fan? All I ever experience is pain.

We are in the eclipse and Miura has sacrificed us
May 11, 2014 9:56 PM

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One of the legendary golden threads. I would be flattered, cuz, u know, a random person masturbating to u is like the best compliment ever,and the weirdest too.If it was someone i knew,i would blush like a cute anime character. I don't know how these type of threads stimulate soo much diiscussion,i guess "penis" is the keyword
Random too.

A few weeks ago, I actually received such a comment from a girl. A girl that I'm crushing on real bad.. She got all embarrassed when she told me. I thought it was fucking adorable. Right now things are complicated.. Cause we can't see other at the moment..
"Say it again, but sexier." - TRQ


May 11, 2014 10:57 PM

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PandaSaki said:
FlareStar101 said:
One of the legendary golden threads. I would be flattered, cuz, u know, a random person masturbating to u is like the best compliment ever,and the weirdest too.If it was someone i knew,i would blush like a cute anime character. I don't know how these type of threads stimulate soo much diiscussion,i guess "penis" is the keyword
Random too.

A few weeks ago, I actually received such a comment from a girl. A girl that I'm crushing on real bad.. She got all embarrassed when she told me. I thought it was fucking adorable. Right now things are complicated.. Cause we can't see other at the moment..
A complicated situation indeed, whatever u do, DON'T follow the examples of random doujins. Trust me, it doesn't work ;-;
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Why am I a Berserk fan? All I ever experience is pain.

We are in the eclipse and Miura has sacrificed us
May 11, 2014 11:01 PM

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Id put the girl on my "To Do"- list.
May 11, 2014 11:06 PM

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PandaSaki said:
FlareStar101 said:
One of the legendary golden threads. I would be flattered, cuz, u know, a random person masturbating to u is like the best compliment ever,and the weirdest too.If it was someone i knew,i would blush like a cute anime character. I don't know how these type of threads stimulate soo much diiscussion,i guess "penis" is the keyword
Random too.

A few weeks ago, I actually received such a comment from a girl. A girl that I'm crushing on real bad.. She got all embarrassed when she told me. I thought it was fucking adorable. Right now things are complicated.. Cause we can't see other at the moment..


You should have done this
May 11, 2014 11:18 PM

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baki502 said:
PandaSaki said:
FlareStar101 said:
One of the legendary golden threads. I would be flattered, cuz, u know, a random person masturbating to u is like the best compliment ever,and the weirdest too.If it was someone i knew,i would blush like a cute anime character. I don't know how these type of threads stimulate soo much diiscussion,i guess "penis" is the keyword
Random too.

A few weeks ago, I actually received such a comment from a girl. A girl that I'm crushing on real bad.. She got all embarrassed when she told me. I thought it was fucking adorable. Right now things are complicated.. Cause we can't see other at the moment..


You should have done this
This guy knows shit
FragOutFire said:

Why am I a Berserk fan? All I ever experience is pain.

We are in the eclipse and Miura has sacrificed us
May 11, 2014 11:20 PM

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Four words: Get better fap material!

May 12, 2014 1:08 AM
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If that was to happen to me , I'd reply
"I've also masturbated to you before" - Inaba Himeko
May 12, 2014 5:33 AM
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Be flattered, if I know them.
Take it as a joke if its from some I don't know.
May 12, 2014 5:50 AM

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I'd be flattered. If they were cute, I'd ask them if they wanted to go one step further.
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May 12, 2014 6:24 AM

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I'd be fine with it. Weirded out they felt the need to tell me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
chill out
May 12, 2014 6:28 AM

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Friend, acquaintance, family member, whatever, they are getting something thrown at them.

It would be disturbing to know, no matter who it is
May 12, 2014 7:29 AM

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The question reminds me of Kokoro Connect lol
Well my answer would be: Just perfectly normal. I don't see the need to get angry if someone told me that. If it was someone close to me, or at least someone who I think is a decent person, then I'd be happy but I bet I'd forget all about it within the hour.
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May 12, 2014 7:57 AM

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A bit weird, I would think that they're telling me a joke.
I'm learning English so maybe I make mistakes :)
May 13, 2014 7:57 AM

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Let's imagine, just for a moment, that you're in your backyard, battling Tonka Trucks with your friend and arguing over whose Tonka Truck is built more Tonka Tough, when another one of your friends approaches you. They're blushing anime style, and they just barely manage to blurt out:

"I jerk off to your Facebook pictures"

or perhaps

"I fingerblast myself on pieces of furniture that you've sat on"

How would you feel about that? How would you feel if this person wasn't your friend, and some acquaintance or even a stranger? Would that change things for you?

Would you think to yourself "I ain't even mad about it tho"? Or would you freak the freak out and think that's gross to the max?

Personally, I feel that a good amount of males would barely be able to keep their boners from exploding out of their pants at the thought, but I feel as though a good amount of females would have the opposite reaction.



Lastly, feel free to express any masturbation confessions you have, if you feel so inclined, just for fun. I personally have masturbated to MAL before. I've literally typed MyAnimeList.Net into a word document with size 72 font and some colorful word art and just masturbated to that. The thought of being able to record all your anime, rate them, chat with other users about anime, very freaking cool, kudos to Xinil and the good folks at MyAnimeList.net



if its she and attractive I'd suggest to have sex with me. if she not attractive I'd ignore and dont care. but if its a HE... I might just kick him in the balls..
please sell me the condom, mister
I would like to fuck my sister!
condoms really worth to keep
I will fuck her very deep!
could you be my condom keeper?
so I could try to fuck her deeper!

please think I m stupid but please dont think I m a troll.
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May 13, 2014 8:01 AM

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Say thank you.
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May 13, 2014 8:59 AM
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Okazaki93 said:


"I jerk off to your Facebook pictures"


This is why I don't post pictures on Facebook. jk

I personally have masturbated to MAL before. I've literally typed MyAnimeList.Net into a word document with size 72 font and some colorful word art and just masturbated to that. The thought of being able to record all your anime, rate them, chat with other users about anime, very freaking cool, kudos to Xinil and the good folks at MyAnimeList.net


I'm sure the mods are happy that you've developed a special kink.

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May 13, 2014 11:46 AM

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I'd tell them that their taste is shitty. I'd also tell them that abstinence from masturbation gives rise to wizard-like powers -- food for thought.
May 13, 2014 11:47 AM

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I'd politely thank them before walking the opposite direction.
May 13, 2014 4:59 PM
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Confidence boost. Don't even care if it's a hambeast or a gay guy who done it, I'd be ecstatic.
May 13, 2014 7:40 PM

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I wouldn't care lol
May 14, 2014 4:42 PM

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I'd be fine with it.
Immahnoob said:
They say Jesus walked on water.
People are made out of 79% water.
I can walk on people.
So I am 79% Jesus.
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I once fucked an apple pie.
May 14, 2014 4:44 PM

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"lol i'm glad you don't know me very well then"
and then maybe feel flattered, that anyone's even thinking about me at any time.
May 14, 2014 4:54 PM

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Thinking about it now, I get flustered enough when someone tells me that I look good. I don't know how I'd handle this. ._.
Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit.
May 14, 2014 5:23 PM

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The thing is, whilst I wouldn't mind if I found out someone masturbated to me, and in it's own way being a compliment, there is one thing that is of slight issue.

The fact they are telling me. I cannot think of a situation where someone would be telling me that and it'd be normal. If they tell me that, I'd think that they were either joking (or messing around or whatever), being incredibly blunt in the flirtation, or simply trying to intimidate me. It's not something you usually share with someone else unless you want something out of it.
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Infinite said:
So what would be your response if you knew they wanted something out of it?
May 14, 2014 6:26 PM

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They would get punched. If you want to do that, fine. But keep it to yourself.
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May 14, 2014 6:30 PM

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I would laugh and tell them im not going to try and stop them






Jun 28, 2014 5:28 PM

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it happens all the time to me

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KiraieAeterna said:
it happens all the time to me
Orly? Selfie, or you're a liar.
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