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Nov 8, 2013 7:18 PM

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Are we starting this already?

I'm gonna have to switch to serious study mode soon, and then I really won't have a chance.
During those dire times the only fun I can afford time and energywise is fapping.
Nov 8, 2013 10:56 PM

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zoknimano said:
Are we starting this already?

I'm gonna have to switch to serious study mode soon, and then I really won't have a chance.
During those dire times the only fun I can afford time and energywise is fapping.
He's waiting for us to reach a certain # of users..
Nov 8, 2013 11:01 PM

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I'm in



Nov 8, 2013 11:57 PM

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Alright I'm in LET'S DO THI-...and I lost already......
Nov 9, 2013 12:05 AM

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TheDarkLordOtaku said:
Alright I'm in LET'S DO THI-...and I lost already......
The game hasn't started yet silly.
Nov 9, 2013 1:52 AM

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MellowJello said:
TheDarkLordOtaku said:
Alright I'm in LET'S DO THI-...and I lost already......
The game hasn't started yet silly.
Oh well that's relieving to hear! Alright, just give me a moment to mentally prepare for the real thing... ALRIGHT IT'S GO TI-.......and it happened again......I should really leave this game to the pros.....
Nov 9, 2013 1:53 AM
*hug noises*

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TheDarkLordOtaku said:
MellowJello said:
TheDarkLordOtaku said:
Alright I'm in LET'S DO THI-...and I lost already......
The game hasn't started yet silly.
Oh well that's relieving to hear! Alright, just give me a moment to mentally prepare for the real thing... ALRIGHT IT'S GO TI-.......and it happened again......I should really leave this game to the pros.....
If you fap enough you'll eventually have no more to let out, so you still have a shot at this.
Nov 9, 2013 1:59 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
TheDarkLordOtaku said:
MellowJello said:
TheDarkLordOtaku said:
Alright I'm in LET'S DO THI-...and I lost already......
The game hasn't started yet silly.
Oh well that's relieving to hear! Alright, just give me a moment to mentally prepare for the real thing... ALRIGHT IT'S GO TI-.......and it happened again......I should really leave this game to the pros.....
If you fap enough you'll eventually have no more to let out, so you still have a shot at this.
That's a great point! People are always rooting for the under dogs in competitions like these any way! All I need to do is bide my time, check the weather, read some Jojo's Bizzare, look at that landscape portrait on my wall AND BEFORE I KNOW I-.......I might have a serious problem which needs addressing......
Nov 9, 2013 2:07 AM

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TheDarkLordOtaku said:
HaXXspetten said:
TheDarkLordOtaku said:
MellowJello said:
TheDarkLordOtaku said:
Alright I'm in LET'S DO THI-...and I lost already......
The game hasn't started yet silly.
Oh well that's relieving to hear! Alright, just give me a moment to mentally prepare for the real thing... ALRIGHT IT'S GO TI-.......and it happened again......I should really leave this game to the pros.....
If you fap enough you'll eventually have no more to let out, so you still have a shot at this.
That's a great point! People are always rooting for the under dogs in competitions like these any way! All I need to do is bide my time, check the weather, read some Jojo's Bizzare, look at that landscape portrait on my wall AND BEFORE I KNOW I-.......I might have a serious problem which needs addressing......

I feel like a you guys would enjoy this video:
http://www.cracked.com/video_18653_who-f2340ked-this-pumpkin.html
Nov 9, 2013 7:17 AM

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So..fap faster than our body produces sperm?
Nov 9, 2013 8:50 AM

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lupadim said:
Sign me in.
I'm going to win because I never fap.



its true if you dont fap you can't join
its not fair to the people that do.
Nov 9, 2013 8:53 AM

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The game begins monday. I will be creating a new thread. If people continue to come into the thread proclaiming they lost I'm gonna punch a baby in the dick. Stop being so stupid and read the entire OP.
Nov 9, 2013 8:58 AM

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FrostedSilver964 said:
BUTTDEVASTATOR said:
If people continue to come into the thread proclaiming they lost I'm gonna punch a baby in the dick.
I didn't fap, but I did just ejaculate


Well this isn't the game thread yet. For the 10th time.
Nov 9, 2013 9:01 AM

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I'll sign up.

Sorry, genitals.
Nov 9, 2013 9:02 AM

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I'm on board, let's see where this goes...
Nov 9, 2013 11:55 AM

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Alrighty then.
Count me in.
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Fueille is a deconstruction of a decent human being.
Nov 9, 2013 1:30 PM

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BUTTDEVASTATOR said:
lupadim said:
Sign me in.
I'm going to win because I never fap.



its true if you dont fap you can't join
its not fair to the people that do.


Well, that sucks. :/
Nov 9, 2013 10:05 PM

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When is it starting
btw just watch my profile for ongoing results



Nov 9, 2013 10:16 PM

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Meanwhile buttdevastator hasn't started yet.

After 9 pages.
Nov 9, 2013 10:20 PM

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People who don't fap can't join? That's just not fair.
Nov 9, 2013 11:31 PM

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Sign me in. If not too late of course.
Nov 9, 2013 11:43 PM

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Isaiah_Mustafa said:
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If my sister looked like Kim Kardashian, I'd fuck her without hesitation and be thankful that I have such easy access to it.

"easy access" lol must have seen the sex tape.

EDIT: fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkk just wasted my 1000th post on Kim Kardashian, stupid whore.
Nov 10, 2013 12:23 AM

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WalkingMisery said:
People who don't fap can't join? That's just not fair.
No, this is just fair.

Your name goes so well with your avatar...
Nov 10, 2013 3:04 AM
*hug noises*

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geh I was planning on watching To LOVE-Ru Darkness tomorrow and hopefully empty myself before this started but now it'll already have started by then t.t
my schedule is now ruined
Nov 10, 2013 3:05 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
geh I was planning on watching To LOVE-Ru Darkness tomorrow and hopefully empty myself before this started but now it'll already have started by then t.t
my schedule is now ruined


Momo = instant boner
Nov 10, 2013 3:15 AM

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Splonk.
Nov 10, 2013 3:53 AM

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Sign me in because why not?
Nov 10, 2013 3:54 AM

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Sign me up. Lets see how long I will last.
Nov 10, 2013 4:47 AM

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Can you clarify? Are we out ONLY if we blow our load?(Some people were joking that they should fap more than the sperm they can produce so it wouldn't count) Then technically, people can still fap as long as they can hold it in. I'm also wondering why more women aren't willing to play the game because they have an edge. HOWEVER, if you mean no fapping that even if someone accidentally grazes their crotch with the stroke of their hand and got a chub would they be considered out or no? On a rare occurrence, someone has a wet dream, surely you can't be serious. For starters, they're not even conscious of doing such a thing.
Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.




http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Nov 10, 2013 5:15 AM

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Fapping is fapping, even if you don't cum. You are not allowed to experience sexual pleasure in any way or form. So if you so much as graze your crotch, as you have mentioned, you are out, simple as that. A fap commissioner will be following each participant 24/7 to supervise their activities. This will be taken very seriously. The official book of rules will be released soon, to clear things up.
Nov 10, 2013 5:17 AM

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Sploosh
Nov 10, 2013 5:20 AM

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zoknimano said:
Fapping is fapping, even if you don't cum. You are not allowed to experience sexual pleasure in any way or form. So if you so much as graze your crotch, as you have mentioned, you are out, simple as that. A fap commissioner will be following each participant 24/7 to supervise their activities. This will be taken very seriously. The official book of rules will be released soon, to clear things up.


So...you're telling people to not wash themselves down there for fear of the chance they might experience any sexual pleasure?
Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.




http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Nov 10, 2013 5:23 AM

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1L0can0 said:
So...you're telling people to not wash themselves down there for fear of the chance they might experience any sexual pleasure?
Dude, are you even listening? THERE WILL BE PRIZES! No pain, no gain.
Nov 10, 2013 5:31 AM

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zoknimano said:
1L0can0 said:
So...you're telling people to not wash themselves down there for fear of the chance they might experience any sexual pleasure?
Dude, are you even listening? THERE WILL BE PRIZES! No pain, no gain.


Prizes such as....?
Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.




http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Nov 10, 2013 5:39 AM

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1L0can0 said:
Prizes such as....?
BUTTDEVASTATOR said:
When the contest starts there will be silly image awards given out that I will design myself, you can put them in your sig/profile etc.
What else could you possible need?
Nov 10, 2013 6:23 AM

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1L0can0 said:
Can you clarify? Are we out ONLY if we blow our load?(Some people were joking that they should fap more than the sperm they can produce so it wouldn't count) Then technically, people can still fap as long as they can hold it in. I'm also wondering why more women aren't willing to play the game because they have an edge. HOWEVER, if you mean no fapping that even if someone accidentally grazes their crotch with the stroke of their hand and got a chub would they be considered out or no? On a rare occurrence, someone has a wet dream, surely you can't be serious. For starters, they're not even conscious of doing such a thing.


If you fap but stop yourself from finishing, it can cause you to get blue balls, i.e pains and swelling so don't. Fapping is masturbation, how the fuck is a an accidently touch, or wet dream fapping?
Nov 10, 2013 9:50 AM

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I heard blue balls is a myth. I wouldn't know though, I don't have balls. Can someone who has experience clarify?
Nov 10, 2013 10:18 AM
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This game would be more fun if there were some higher stakes
Someone should apply this scenario: http://myanimelist.net/manga/447/Oretama
Nov 10, 2013 3:52 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
This game would be more fun if there were some higher stakes
Someone should apply this scenario: http://myanimelist.net/manga/447/Oretama
Haha! I'm totally gonna read that now. For the lulz.
Nov 10, 2013 4:43 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
This game would be more fun if there were some higher stakes
Someone should apply this scenario: http://myanimelist.net/manga/447/Oretama
PTW'd.
Nov 10, 2013 7:13 PM

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MellowJello said:
HaXXspetten said:
This game would be more fun if there were some higher stakes
Someone should apply this scenario: http://myanimelist.net/manga/447/Oretama
PTW'd.


Also PTR'd
Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.




http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Nov 10, 2013 7:27 PM

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1L0can0 said:
MellowJello said:
HaXXspetten said:
This game would be more fun if there were some higher stakes
Someone should apply this scenario: http://myanimelist.net/manga/447/Oretama
PTW'd.


Also PTR'd
Oops.

PTW someone who PTRs*
Nov 11, 2013 4:05 AM

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SOON.
SOON.
Nov 11, 2013 4:06 AM

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MellowJello said:
HaXXspetten said:
This game would be more fun if there were some higher stakes
Someone should apply this scenario: http://myanimelist.net/manga/447/Oretama
PTW'd.


great manga btw.
Nov 11, 2013 4:58 AM
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Can I join?
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Neane1993_ said:
Can I join?
Check the new thread
Nov 11, 2013 5:00 AM
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