Puella Magi Madoka Magica
| You know that evil, sadistic little critter who exploits little girls by voluntarily or forcefully making a wish and turning them into magic girls where they suffer mental breakdown and usually death. If he was standing next to you or better yet some unsuspecting girl, what would you do to him to ensure he won't claim another victim? |
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! QB's awesome, no where near as evil as people say. :( |
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| You must have not seen what he did to Sayaka then. |
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| I'd punch him with Touma's right fist. |
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| Kyubey is a dangerous fellow, so you have to do it quick. Hire a ninja to kill him, the ninja should probably just cut his head off and make it quick, because he's one serious mother fucker. |
| Well I've got that rifle I always keep in the trunk of my car... |
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| Aww, you can't do that, he's such a lovely little demon thing. |
Baman said: Aww, you can't do that, he's such a lovely little demon thing. Think of the children. Kyubey is someone who shouldn't be near anyones' child. |
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| I'd put it in. |
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| Tell him you want to become a Mahou Shoujo and wish that he disappear forever. |
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| Shining Wizard. I know what I mean by this, anyway. |
| And the dude from The Lake House is all "WHOA!" |
| I wonder if he extracts souls first or grants wishes, in which case, i'd wish he were dead. o.o |
 Kagami yo kagami, konoyo dena no wa da ichiban kodoku re? |
| Hmmmm... I haven't seen episode 7... and It'll be a while before I do. (@&^$* Internet) But from what I've seen so far.... (episode 5) I don't think he's too mean of a bastard, I mean, the girls did "Choose" to be mahou shoujo knowing the consequences... |
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| Make a stew out of him... And I have no doubts that it will be poisonous... |
| The poor bugger is just doing his job. How else is he supposed to feed his family if he can't sell Mahou Shoujo contracts? |
Baman said: Indeed. The poor little thing's being enslaved by a big, bad employer and all people want to do is kill him, even though he has no free will of his own due to his own contractual obligations.The poor bugger is just doing his job. How else is he supposed to feed his family if he can't sell Mahou Shoujo contracts? Not that the employer cares, it would find/make a replacement Kyubey in a snap. Or maybe it mass-produces Kyubeys so it can have a presence on opposite sides of Tokyo at the same time. |
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FOE-tan said: Doubt it, the MP Qubeley is dark purple and red, not white.Or maybe it mass-produces Kyubeys so it can have a presence on opposite sides of Tokyo at the same time.  I'm looking forward to see what sort of Funnel weapons Kyubey will use though. DrHouse said: How so? He lacks the mustache and dramatic writing style both.CuBe is Nietzsche. |
Baman said: Oh.MY. LMFAO .THIS is amazing XD I saw your reference of qubeley in the club, this is perfection though XDDD. |
Kagami yo kagami, konoyo dena no wa da ichiban kodoku re? |
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Baman said: But he does have a mustache. It's a very small one but it's still unmistakably a mustache.DrHouse said: How so? He lacks the mustache and dramatic writing style both.CuBe is Nietzsche. See? I also defy you to find a more dramatically written Mahou series. And I think that we both know who's been writing the script since ep 1. |
| I'd ask him to make me a mahou shoujo of course. |
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Hoppy said: Baman said: Aww, you can't do that, he's such a lovely little demon thing. Think of the children. Kyubey is someone who shouldn't be near anyones' child. Put him on the sex offenders list :P |
| First thing I'd do is grill him, until he's spilled all the specifics. If it turns out I'll be forever alone fighting monsters and other magical girls, I'll pass. DrHouse said: CuBe is Nietzsche. No |
cleoFeb 19, 2011 10:06 AM
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cleo said: Aha. So He's actually Madoka from the future? I guess Madoka will grow up to become a powerful Jedi Mahou Shoujo, but be lured to the dark side by a silly chancellor in a retarded twist, culminating in her and Homerun-chan having a deadly battle on the banks of a lava river, resulting in Homerun leaving a terribly burned Madoka for dead, upon which the aforementioned evil chancellor will recover her and put her soul gem into a white stuffed animal body with a squeaky voice.And then she goes back in time to fuck over her former self in some weird twist of fate. Nekon-chan said: No way, just look at him, hes obviously one of those cute 600 base stats Mew clones that you'll only get through wifi events or by downloading him at some stupid event.I think I'd catch him with a Pokeball and make him my lead Pokemon on the team. |
| make him make a contract with himself ^^ @paperbomb, i don't hate him to me he's an intresting litlle bugger |
| Stick knife into his eyes, remove his damn hand-ear thing, cut his head off, tear him apart, burn the remain, feed burned remaining to pigs, slaughter those pigs, burn the remaining again. That actually isn't enough. |
| Turn himself into a Mahou Shoujo. |
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| I'd keep him as a pet. |
| Skinned him to be used for cosplay. |
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| Feed him hamburgers and onion rings. |
| Hmmm I'd ask him to make me a mahou shoujo cause having all those magical abilities would be awesome!!! I dont care if I lose my soul lol. I dont even think hes "evil" just cold and doesn't understand human values. I mean its not like he wants world domination or something retarded like that. He said it himself he turns the souls into the gems so they can fight better. I think he just doesn't see how that can hurt humans and how precious our "souls" are to us. Hes not necessarily evil just... Misunderstanding Humans. WELL thats what I can perceive so far. It might turn out that hes really evil and all that crap and if he is... oh well hes a villain then. Oh and my wish would be.... Hmmmm who knows? |
Kinoholic said: This might be relevant to this thread I wonder what Kyubey tastes like and I'm not worried about food poisoning, I have a cast iron stomach. I would also drain his blood before cooking to remove any unknown toxins or bacteria he may have. |
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| Give kyubey a hug because all the hate he gets make me think he's even awesomer. Yes everyone may hate me now. |
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taki-desu said: Give kyubey a hug because all the hate he gets make me think he's even awesomer. Yes everyone may hate me now. If hugs end up on the list of violent activities then you're doing it wrong. |
| Apparently turning him into a beehive does not put him down at all.. Could make an interesting little web/flash game possibly...lol... |
| Sore wa himitsu desu. |
Gangler said: taki-desu said: Give kyubey a hug because all the hate he gets make me think he's even awesomer. Yes everyone may hate me now. If hugs end up on the list of violent activities then you're doing it wrong. It probably would, some people don't like hugs and it can be violent, if I hug "violently" no? |
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| Lets build a bridge out of him!! |
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| If you've seen the latest episode... you can't kill him... Or rather you can, but at the same time you can't... anyway, watch the episode and you'll see for yourselves. And he is not evil. He just Do you see anything wrong with that? I don't ;) |
Pan151Feb 26, 2011 2:00 PM
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taki-desu said: Give kyubey a hug because all the hate he gets make me think he's even awesomer. Yes everyone may hate me now. Your avatar is so awesome. |
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Pan151 said: If you've seen the latest episode... you can't kill him... Or rather you can, but at the same time you can't... anyway, watch the episode and you'll see for yourselves. And he is not evil. He just Do you see anything wrong with that? I don't ;) That's sadistic, unethical, and bad practice, Kyubey is evil because those witches and magic girls are actual lives that have emotions and his methods destroyed their lives. Kyubey deserves what I want to do to Sumomo Akihime, leaving Kyubey in a nest full of condors where they will peck out his liver forever, except I will impale kyubey first so he'll never escape. |
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Hoppy said: Baman said: Aww, you can't do that, he's such a lovely little demon thing. Think of the children. Kyubey is someone who shouldn't be near anyones' child. so Kyubey is worse than pedobear? |
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| Ummm this should be suitable? |
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| I'll just leave this here http://kazumi386.org/~kairo/mmgame/110227.htm taki-desu said: Give kyubey a hug because all the hate he gets make me think he's even awesomer. Yes everyone may hate me now.  |
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