| One kid in my high school class. Our school was doing this music video with the whole class andthe song was that annoying "What does the fox say" song. Someone in class sang it, like just blurted out the lyrics. This kid shouted "IF I HEAR THAT SONG ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA START A FIRE!" Not joking, not tongue in cheek, but boiling with just rage. LIke he was SO angry! The teacher even heard it |
| My waifu is the most wonderful waifu. Mai Valentine. We're freaking out that we're running out of time, but to do what? Should i stop and think of that? Is there something i could do to slow it down? Live in a day for once, instead of watch it sprinting by |
"What does the fox say" I say to avoid this song at all costs. |
| The Wal-mart Titan So a few years ago we had a freak blizzard on Halloween with a power outage. I woke up around 11PM (yeah, fuck off lol) and head to the local grocery which was like a Wal-mart. Inside the vestibule (little room with doors before you enter the store) it is loaded with homeless people staying out the cold. At the same time, these three hot women are leaving and obviously on their way to a Halloween party (low effort slutty cat girl goth witch type outfits). But then a very tall homeless guy stops them. He is about 6'7 towering over me (I am 6') and he's dressed like a little kid in winter. On top of that, it smells like shit and the lighting is very dim compared to normal. This guy is actually blocking out the overhead light like the titans in AOT lmao. The creepy part. The tall man starts screaming and crying at the three women: "I'M SORRY, ASHLEY!" "I'M SORRY, EMILY!" "I'M SORRY, AMANDA!!" "I'M SORRY, SARAH!" "I'M SORRY, CHRISTINA!" And so forth. He's just spewing off women's names with apologies at three random women while he's in tears. He's also shaking violently. I looked around; the other homeless ppl who didn't even look fazed or concerned. The three women look at me like "ARE YOU GOING TO HELP?!" I'm just stunned because all I want is a couple damn 20oz sodas since my house is completely blacked out now. iirc I made a motion like "Just go, retards..." and they walk past him. He moves away and it's over just like that. I can still see him freaking out and it creeps me out to this day lol. Honorable mentions: Oh, are you watching Japanime? HEY, WANNA HAVE SEX?! I was staying in the Chicago Greyhound station overnight watching Naruto on my laptop. Specifically it was the episode where Kakashi beats Zabuza's ass with the copy jutsu. This older guy came by and asked me if I ever use the laptop to go to lostchariot dot com. I was like uh no never heard of it. And he's telling me it's a place him and his wife go to meet other swingers. I don't even think I nod or acknowledge it I am just trying to watch this episode (which was fire and new to me). This is beyond creepy at the time lol. He sat down next to me for maybe 20 minutes and kept bringing up lostchariot dot com over and over again like some kinda porn adbot, while also telling me about the swinging lifestyle. He kept like, justifying it to me but I didn't care. But I think he wanted me to go to that site on the laptop like some kinda porn addict. I wanted to get to the Chunin Exams. Anyways, at one point he says, something I never forgot that makes my skin crawl to this day: "Some people think swinging is bad for marriages, but it can also save one." Uh, thanks for the info! I stayed in a homeless shelter for 6 weeks and there were two incidents Puppet Master, Temu version We were in line for dinner and this guy waiting next to me says "They call me the Puppet Master." I was like "Oh.. you a ventriloquist or something?" (a dumb move to answer at all). "Yes, I control puppets all over." me: "Oh ok.. what kind of puppets?" he gives me this insane look and says, "PEOPLE." What a wonderful encounter! Toilet Math Another guy (mentally ill as fuck) would just sit on the toilet for hours reciting random numbers. "That's sad!" well, in person it's actually creepy af. |
Shishio-kunYesterday, 2:08 AM
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| The craziest thing I heard someone say was probably on a steam train at a heritage railway a year or two back. Some guys a bit ahead of me were talking in hushed tones about a plane crash I hadn't heard of before, which I think maybe was Aer Lingus Flight 712? supposedly the true cause of the crash had American involvement and it was covered up. Creepiest thing maybe was one night in the second of my parent's homes in my hometown as a kid or teen. I was in my room which was quite near the front door, and I was awake and probably making noise. I heard a woman in high heels clicking her way to the front of the house and say "can you open the door please?" I kinda froze gobsmacked and didn't do anything. This house was in a very sketchy neighborhood, so I didn't want to open the door, and nobody else in the house apparently heard her (we did have 2 front doors so that could have been the reason why?). Although strangely I heard the same woman again in the morning saying the same thing to a neighbour. |
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The craziest thing I heard someone say was probably on a steam train at a heritage railway a year or two back. Some guys a bit ahead of me were talking in hushed tones about a plane crash I hadn't heard of before, which I think maybe was Aer Lingus Flight 712? supposedly the true cause of the crash had American involvement and it was covered up.
Creepiest thing maybe was one night in the second of my parent's homes in my hometown as a kid or teen. I was in my room which was quite near the front door, and I was awake and probably making noise. I heard a woman in high heels clicking her way to the front of the house and say "can you open the door please?" I kinda froze gobsmacked and didn't do anything. This house was in a very sketchy neighborhood, so I didn't want to open the door, and nobody else in the house apparently heard her (we did have 2 front doors so that could have been the reason why?). Although strangely I heard the same woman again in the morning saying the same thing to a neighbour.
Creepiest thing maybe was one night in the second of my parent's homes in my hometown as a kid or teen. I was in my room which was quite near the front door, and I was awake and probably making noise. I heard a woman in high heels clicking her way to the front of the house and say "can you open the door please?" I kinda froze gobsmacked and didn't do anything. This house was in a very sketchy neighborhood, so I didn't want to open the door, and nobody else in the house apparently heard her (we did have 2 front doors so that could have been the reason why?). Although strangely I heard the same woman again in the morning saying the same thing to a neighbour.
Little_Sheepling said: Although strangely I heard the same woman again in the morning saying the same thing to a neighbour. OK that part is real spooky O_O it'd be cool if it was a recurring thing like a ghost Little_Sheepling said: The craziest thing I heard someone say was probably on a steam train at a heritage railway a year or two back. I've seen shit like this too. There's often a couple weirdos like this on every bus or train who get together and start with their little conspiracies or tall tales. I remember one guy talking about all these inventions he made like a "water battery" (battery that runs on water) and the old guy he was bullshitting was like THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO KILL YOU! xD |
| @Shishio-kun all those same stories happen in my city but you can only blame the idiots who voted for marijuana place turned into a lunatic asylum once they did that |
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| This old dude once approached me in my adolescent years asking if I wanted to slurp his slurpee. Didn't see him with a drink, so I casually turned around and walk the other way and didn't ask for any more info. It was a fast walk by the way. 🤣 |
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