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Dec 31, 2012 4:27 PM

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I would never name my child anything American.
Russian, English, or German.
Preferably Russian though, after all it is what I am.
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Dec 31, 2012 4:28 PM
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Dec 31, 2012 4:30 PM

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Daedric said:
I would never name my child anything American.
Russian, English, or German.
Preferably Russian though, after all it is what I am.





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Dec 31, 2012 4:35 PM

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Not a name that anyone I know has, because then it would get confusing.
Maybe popular names should be avoided too, you know those names , when you call the person 5 people turn around.
But no weird names either, like those weird exotic sounding names in sci-fi tv shows,gahaeeyhjgk, I just made that up, but they sound like that...
Dec 31, 2012 4:46 PM

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Immahnoob said:
Daedric said:
I would never name my child anything American.
Russian, English, or German.
Preferably Russian though, after all it is what I am.

He says my name at 0:34, I must have a real name.
Dec 31, 2012 5:23 PM

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Tavor said:
Immahnoob said:
Valentine...

Just like the Saint.


Do girls come to you and say, "Can you be MY Valentine for Valentine's Day?"


My name is Valentina, and I get that told to me all the time. >__>

Also "Is your birthday on Valentine's day, since your name is Valentina?"

...*pulls out a chainsaw*
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Dec 31, 2012 5:27 PM
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Bob
Bobo
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Dec 31, 2012 7:02 PM

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English/American names, these especially (though I'm not sure they're all English):

French and Russian names.
Dec 31, 2012 8:14 PM

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Distinctive names from anime

Ghetto names

Common names
Dec 31, 2012 8:18 PM

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IntroverTurtle said:
Immahnoob said:
Daedric said:
I would never name my child anything American.
Russian, English, or German.
Preferably Russian though, after all it is what I am.

He says my name at 0:34, I must have a real name.
I know your name now turtle, this will be the prelude to the end of you.It beigns now and i swear to you i will will go through with it or my name ISNT JACOB STEPH- oh shit

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Dec 31, 2012 8:54 PM

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DJIzzyIzzyHitler said:
IntroverTurtle said:
Immahnoob said:
Daedric said:
I would never name my child anything American.
Russian, English, or German.
Preferably Russian though, after all it is what I am.

He says my name at 0:34, I must have a real name.
I know your name now turtle, this will be the prelude to the end of you.It beigns now and i swear to you i will will go through with it or my name ISNT JACOB STEPH- oh shit
Yup, well it already says it on my profile, so obviously you're not a very good villain. Could your name possibly be John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? because his name is my name too.
Dec 31, 2012 9:59 PM

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Sakura

Jan 1, 2013 3:35 AM

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I'd never name my son Kamille because that is bound to cause a lot problems.
Jan 3, 2013 9:51 AM

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I just remembered that I actually know two Nigerian gentlemen who gave their kids some freaky ass names. The first one and his wife had been trying to get her pregnant for like 20 years, and when it finally happened she gave birth to a pair of twins that they named fucking ''Hope'' and ''Divine''. He was a very spiritual man. The other gentleman had 3 children, who he and his wife named ''Prosper'', ''Favour'', and ''Peace''. I mean come the fuck on. Who in their right mind gives their kids stupid ass names like these? These two guys apparently. I just don't the way some people think. Who would wanna be named motherfucking ''Prosper''? That's one of stupidest names I can think of

edit: 11 hours later I remember that her name was not ''Hope'', it was actually ''Believe''
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I will never name my child anything Japanese because I'm not fucking Japanese.
Jan 3, 2013 5:01 PM

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I cannot see how Aya (suggested on that anime forum) should be worst than Ava (top 100 baby name). There are names that looks pretty weird to a foreigner in the top 100.
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JennyEsquire said:
I just remembered that I actually know two Nigerian gentlemen who gave their kids some freaky ass names. The first one and his wife had been trying to get her pregnant for like 20 years, and when it finally happened she gave birth to a pair of twins that they named fucking ''Hope'' and ''Divine''. He was a very spiritual man. The other gentleman had 3 children, who he and his wife named ''Prosper'', ''Favour'', and ''Peace''. I mean come the fuck on. Who in their right mind gives their kids stupid ass names like these? These two guys apparently. I just don't the way some people think. Who would wanna be named motherfucking ''Prosper''? That's one of stupidest names I can think of


Hope is fine so is Grace but the rest ugh, actually Grace is a bad one too. Want religious names for your kids stick with prophets and people from the bible or whatever religious text you read.


Jan 3, 2013 5:20 PM

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Pretty much anything thats an emotion, or a food product. Though if I ever had alot of kid I might name one Cheeseburger for the lulz, and in the hopes it drives him into dispair so that he will throw me down a shaft to the main reactor of some battle station.
Jan 3, 2013 9:20 PM

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Hoppy said:

Hope is fine so is Grace but the rest ugh, actually Grace is a bad one too. Want religious names for your kids stick with prophets and people from the bible or whatever religious text you read.

I don't remember mentioning Grace, but I hate both of those names. I also forgot that her name was actually ''Believe'' and not ''Hope''.
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Jan 4, 2013 8:03 AM

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So does that make him a holy fucker?
Jan 4, 2013 8:10 AM

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xelions said:
RedArmyShogun said:
So does that make him a holy fucker?





Good question.
Jan 4, 2013 10:17 AM

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The only names people should name their children (boy or girl) are these:
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Jan 27, 2013 5:11 PM

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As for one Facebook as there was a retarded man who named his daughter facebook... why they ask he said because he loves facebook shame on him... he doesn't realize how much suffering she may go through in the future
Jan 27, 2013 5:34 PM

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As for one Facebook as there was a retarded man who named his daughter facebook... why they ask he said because he loves facebook shame on him... he doesn't realize how much suffering she may go through in the future


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Jan 27, 2013 6:21 PM

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"Faggot"
Jan 27, 2013 6:24 PM

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Anything named after a food product and/or Abigail-May. Can't stand that name.
Jan 27, 2013 6:37 PM

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I have known of people named:

-Sukdeep
-Dai'zhan (Pronounced like Dijon as in dijon mustard)
-Miquell
-Lemomgelo (le-monjello)
-Terries (Like tetris without a second t)
-Nada (Like the spanish word for nothing)
-Char'Donay
-Na'ima
-Messiah
-Starr
-Keyshawn

Needless to say I got culturally enriched.

There's more I don't remember, but I'm not even making this up. I can excuse the foreigners with weird ass names, but if you're a native US citizen, come on what the fuck are you doing right?
Jan 27, 2013 7:04 PM

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Dorothy
Patricia
Gloria
Agnes
Chester
Percy
Hector
Humphrey
Walter
Norbert
Herbert
Ralph
Bernard
Angus
Gordon
Mclovin
Anything that sounds posh or like an old persons name.
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Or anything else ghetto sounding.
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Jan 27, 2013 7:09 PM

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Lakeishafonishamanisha.

Oh and, Porsche. I've always hated that name.

Jan 27, 2013 7:12 PM
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amichaaan said:



Haha


It's probably been said, but I would never name a kid Richard. I can barely keep a straight face when someone tells me their name is Richard. It's just too goddamn funny.
Jan 28, 2013 12:24 AM

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Jan 28, 2013 12:49 AM
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What the fuck, Rex and Ace are boss-ass names.
Jan 28, 2013 12:52 AM

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What the fuck, Rex and Ace are boss-ass names.

They do bring up images of the canine persuasion though
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Jan 28, 2013 1:15 AM

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Any weeaboo name.

Plus gertrude, gaylord, and bertha.
Jan 28, 2013 1:21 AM

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Ketchup
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Jan 28, 2013 1:35 AM

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White Tablelamp.
Jan 28, 2013 4:00 AM

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The vast majority of possible names are definetly out of the question.
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Jan 28, 2013 4:33 AM
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