"You called me an idiot! I'll turn you into pudding and eat you up!" - Majin Buu
"Sorry, I saw an opening that seemed to scream out "attack!". So, I did." - Son Gokuu
"If you value what’s left of your head I suggest you stay where you are" - Cell
"I have everything I need here on earth. Besides I've seen how you treat your partners. Not much job security there" - Son Gokuu
"Goodness, you've managed to singe some of my leg hairs." - Raditz
"Captain Ginyu. If you were a dog, I'd scratch your belly. If you were a cat, I'd give you warm milk until you started to purr. But since you're neither of these, I'll just say thanks for a job well done." - Frieza
"Both of your sons are part of me now. Maybe we should seek family counseling." Majin Buu
"I'm a busy man. There's a new exercise video at home that is in desperate need of my attention." - Muten-Roshi
"How sad. To work so hard, for so little." - Artificial Human 18
"Knock knock … (who’s there?”)….Buu "- Majin Buu
"There's no need to chase after the bee anymore. I've decided to go straight for the hive" - Frieza
"In return, I shall take the best part of this fight."- Vegeta
"Perhaps these miserable humans would appreciate a light show." - Cell
"You know what's funny about the future? You're nowhere to be seen. You're not in the future because you die right here and now - TODAY!" - Trunks
"You are a fool! I'm going to crush you, and throw you into the wind! " - Vegeta
"Fighting on an empty stomach?" - Vegito
"Alright, You're on...You can stay until we beat Frieza. After that, I'm gonna charge you rent, you got that?!" - Piccolo
"You know there's one thing I did like about Dr. Wheelo... He thought I was the strongest fighter in the world." - Muten-Roshi
"In some ways, Bulma's worse than Frieza. Uh... at least that's how I feel." - Kuririn
"If you give up now, I promise I'll turn you into something practical, like a toaster or a washing machine!" - Vegeta
Dragon Ball Z "battle banter" quotes are endless, with every warrior having come up with at least a couple of good lines while intimidating their opponent. The good, noble-hearted characters such as Son Gohan and Trunks are generally straightforward with fight chit-chat, which is why the most entertaining quotes come from villains like Frieza, or anti-heroes like Vegeta. Muten-Roshi, Bulma, Kuririn, and other earthlings, who have filled several hours of the show with slapstick humor, have some memorable one-liners as well.
