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Anime Relations: Jikuu Bouken Nuumamonjaa

This is the eight-hundred-sixtieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone! We're here for yet another blog in the very long-running series!

: If only I knew how long this was going to be when I signed up for it...

Believe me, you're not the only one who is surprised I've kept this up for so long. But that doesn't mean we can half-ass it either!

: I mean you're going to be doing a game girl. Those tend to be half-assed anyway...

I mean that is often the case which is very unfortunate, but I still hope that this blog will be enjoyable regardless and the girl will enjoy it. Speaking of the girl, where is she?

???: Up here, ye idiot!



*The camera pans up the girl's body as she is standing on a balcony up above. She smirks and then jumps down.*

: I've been waiting way too long ta hear from you! It seems like it's been, like, a week!

It hasn't been that long. Besides, it's not like you are poisoned or anything like that.

: At least she makes a full recovery even if you don't choose to save her.

True, but let's not spoil things too much. We'd be getting way ahead of ourselves.

: That's true, as I still need to get what I want from ye! Don't think about double-crossing me or nothin' either!

: She has a very particular style of speaking, doesn't she?

I blame the translators giving her an Australian accent. Granted she might have something similar in Japanese, only not as obvious like an Okinawan accent or something, but I can't be sure. Still, I hope that using the version I'm more used to isn't a problem.

: At least you're not doing like that one ending and making all the characters say the same text so that you can see the accent differences.

True true.

: I think that ye are making fun'a the way I'm talking! If ye got a problem I'm sure that we can... “compromise”.

*The blond scantily-clad girl cracks her knuckles.*

Don't worry as I'm not saying it in a mocking way! I just am mostly warning the readers that I'm less-than-competent when it comes to accents and stuff so they should be relaxed about my poor writing.

: (Being fair you're less-than-competent” when it comes to blogs in general.) No, I shouldn't think of that... Why can't I be honest with my feelings?!

Ririchiyo, you're saying the things that should be in a thought bubble out loud.

: I am?! Darn you incorrect formatting as I blame you Topaz!

*Riri shakes her fist at the sky.*

: So ye ain't gunna mock me or my way of speaking?

Certainly not! Well, not directly at least as I will still discuss them and the rest of your body. That said, speaking of your body there will be a fairly big change when it comes to you after I do your blog.

: Eh? What's gunna happen ta me? Don't tell me I'll be absorbed into a dragon like that one jester girl!

Don't worry as it's nothing like that. Rather your ass will become huge.

: Ah, so that's all that-wait a minute. My ARSE?! Why would you want THAT to become larger?!

Because it's sexy! But other than that I have no idea why my blogs work like that. We've just come to accept it as a byproduct, but a sexy one.

: So if'n ye talk about me, my arse will get so bloated... Well, I suppose if I want to hear about the treasure I will have to let you talk about me.

I told you before, I don't know where any sort of treasure is! And even if I did, I'd keep it for myself!

: Even if Topaz did know anything, it wouldn't be about the treasure you're looking for either.

: That only makes it sound more suspicious! Go on, and talk about me Topaz!

Well, if you're insisting that much...



: I still can't believe that you're talking about a girl from this game.

I know as it's been so long since I played it. Granted I did play the remaster on Switch, but even that was more than a few years ago.

: So what? Are ye saying that ye don't remember me too well?

Riri was the one who brought it up!

: It wasn't that she's from an older game, it's more that I'm surprised that you're doing a game girl at all! I blame you relying on game girls for filler far too much, as you know that you won't have to work hard for them.

I blame being lazy which is very unfortunate. I apologize to my reader(s) for being such an idiot and never learning. Darn my mind not absorbing new things as if I was an old dog!

: Don't be too hard on yourself, Topaz! 'sides, ye got a much better thing ta think about!

That's a great point, as we should talk about Kid! Even if I suppose it hasn't been too long since Marle's blog and there's more than a fair amount of overlap.

: Only looks-wise and a bit of personality, though I'm sure that you'll talk further about that later. Isn't there something more pressing you need to talk about now?

About how my computer is terrible and going far too slow these days?

: NO! Well, I mean that does make sense to mention but hopefully it'll get better soon enough!

I hope so as well, but I do understand what you're talking about. After all, we've just introduced Kid!

: Glad that ye could remember me! I was thinking ye got too distracted!

: Being fair Topaz does get distracted relatively easily these days...

True about that, which is really unfortunate... But I have to talk about Kid, and as is tradition I'll begin with her name!

: Whut's so special 'bout my name?

Nothing too much, as it's effectively just “Kid” as in a kid or young child. Granted some of that may be due to her losing her memory, or that the orphanage she grew up at wasn't very creative.

: Which is ironic considering Lucca is such a genius.

I mean just because she's good at machines doesn't mean she's a creative person. But I'm not making fun of Kid's name either as it suits her just fine.

: Cause I'm so generic, ain't it?!

Certainly not! It's more that it's a name that makes you seem more mysterious as if you have a hidden past or something similar. Plus you sound like a thief, like Billy the Kid though that may only be in the English version.

: I see. So there's not much you can say about my name but ye ain't hating it at least.

Precisely! But we're not going to be stopping there, as we still have a lot to talk about!

: That's a relief, as ye said ye had a lot t' talk about!

Certainly, so let's get started properly!

*With that Topaz begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
While not the best hair, especially for my tastes, I do like Kid's hair a little for the uniqueness. Granted the color (especially with her eyes) isn't too unique as she has blonde hair and blue eyes. Luckily this game has a pretty big cast so one example isn't too bad (not that I forgive them). The style is more what I like about her hair though, as it's somewhat unique. Sadly she has a wild style for her bangs and sides, and her hair is mostly kept short which is unfortunate. I do like her braided ponytail which sticks up a bit in the back and gives her hair a little more volume. Kid also has small red ribbons at the tip and base too, holding it tight and because of her braid I imagine her hair is longer than one might expect. Hopefully at least. Plus being out in the sun in a tropical region at least gives some reason for her blonde hair. Regardless, Kid does quite well when it comes to her hair overall, even if there's a lot wrong with it but the unique braided ponytail gives her a bit of islander flavor which is nice.
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
As mentioned before Kid doesn't do too well when it comes to her eyes, but at least she's alright. She doesn't wear glasses though, which is unfortunate but at least Luccia is in the game and playable even if she's not too good. Kid does have blue eyes which are a little overdone when it comes to blondes, which is a shame. She might also have a tarame, but does have a fair arch in the FMV videos which helps a little. Kid also has really nice eyelash detail and has some really nice corners as well. And I don't mind the early PS1-era cutscenes either though being fair I was there when the game originally came out. Overall Kid does alright, with a pretty good shape and some nice emphasis in the corners and eyelashes, but she also doesn't stand out too much either.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Again Kid doesn't stand out too much when it comes to her face, at least mostly. She has fairly average looks for the art style, though Chrono Cross doesn't have Toriyama as the artist unfortunately. Still, Kid's small but noticeable nose isn't too bad, and she has some nice cheeks as well. Speaking of her cheeks I always think that the paint on her cheeks are bandages, but they're painted on so she doesn't have them in flashbacks. I do think it's a nice touch and makes her stand out a little more too. Overall Kid does decently when it comes to this area
Grade: B

Heh, I suppose that Kid really is similar to Marle, isn't she?

: I mean her face isn't done by Toriyama.

That's fair.

: What do you mean, not done by “Toriyama”? Who is he?

An amazing person who did art for a lot of things. Back in the original Chrono Trigger days I didn't know him as well, but thanks to getting into Dragon Ball and Dragon Quest I respect his art a ton more. Granted not my favorite, as I still like moe-style faces, but it is still an amazing art style.

: I still don't understand.

That's alright, it's just a difference in art style between Trigger and Cross I suppose. But I do like your face at least.

: At least? Ye are just making me angry now!

I mean that in the best way, though I did use the prototype JP version for your face as it looks a little more seductive. And a shame you don't have a bigger picture version as otherwise it looks a little awkward.

: I blame it not having some sort of MAL presence, as well as you being lazy.

: Somehow I'm not surpris'd that ye are lazy, what with how distracted ye can be.

True true. But I do like your face including the facial markings. They give a bit of an island appeal to you, making you stand out a bit compared to most RPG characters. The art style isn't too awful either, looking pretty good even with the PS1 graphics.

: It's just a shame that her hair and eyes aren't the best.

: HEY! Ye wanna knuckle sandwich?!

No reason to become violent like that, Kid. She just means that for the purpose of the blog you don't score too well.

: Now ye're the one talking bout my looks?! I getcha that ye want t' talk about me, but this is all wrong!

There's nothing wrong about me sharing the opinion, and being fair like I said you're similar to Marle so I guess doing you two right after one another is a little redundant. Both of you have blue eyes and light hair, though yours is more obviously blonde as opposed to hers which seems to be more orange.

: At least ye seem t' like my hair more.

I mean blonde is slightly better in my eyes to orange, but it's still an extremely overdone color it seems. The style helps a little as I like the braided ponytail, but I do prefer longer hair.

: I s'pose that's better than nothing...

Certainly, and even if you aren't appealing to my fetishes you still look cool and fitting. Also I like how big your cheeks are getting too.

: M'cheeks? What do ye mean?

*Kid pokes the sides of her face.*

I don't mean those cheeks, as it looks like your other end is showing off nicely!

*She then notices how much bigger her fat ass has become, with her cheeks being exposed past her short skirt. She tries to hide it, but to no avail due to how enormous her ass is.*

: EH?! I was thinking that ye were fibbing, but my arse is getting larger! Make it stop, ye bloody wanker!

Such language! And it's not like I know how to stop it either, as this is the fault of the blog! But don't worry, as you'll look better as a result!

: Look BETTER? Ye must be ridiculous!

Nonsense as I know guys like big asses, even if anime doesn't give girlass the love it deserves. Fortunately I'm here so people will hopefully realize that!

: Barely anyone reads your blog, Topaz.

Their loss! But don't think that we're done yet!

: Ye have even more in ye? Well, I suppose that ye have t' talk about lots more.

I certainly do, so let's not delay things any longer! We still have a lot to talk about!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
It is said in the game that Kid has a slender build, which being fair could mean any number of things. She does have a slim figure, but that also includes her chest and hips which for the latter is unfortunate. Even if she wears such a short skirt she really doesn't show off either. Not that I was expecting too much ass, but still. Even Kid's arms and legs are slender as well, though she does show off her stomach which is tight and nice. Like with her face she has some paint on her forearms as well. I'll also mention that she is the agile thief-type of character, and that she's ambidextrous as well as that's pointed out in her information as well. Overall there isn't too much to talk about when it comes to Kid sadly, as she doesn't show off a lot other than her stomach which while nice it would have been even better if she had some ass focus too.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
As mentioned before Kid has a slender build, which means that she's mostly flat. I say mostly as she does have a little bit of a curve to her chest, but it's not too noticeable. This isn't a bad thing of course, as I don't want it to seem like I'm mocking her. If anything I'm glad that the game itself doesn't, which is fortunate. Being mostly slim is pretty great overall though, so Kid does fairly nicely here.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Kid has a fairly iconic outfit which stands out even among some of the silly characters in the game. Her outfit feels very tropical with a short white shirt with a red short vest on top, though the vest has sleeves so maybe jacket is a better way to describe it. She also has a big purple necklace with matching dagger sheathe with a design on it. On bottom she wears a short red skirt that matches well with her top, and she has big boots with bandages underneath it seems as socks. Kid does wear a dress in a picture in the aforementioned wedding picture, but it's an oldy time one so it's hard to tell the color and type of dress. It's a shame she doesn't seem to wear anything else in the main game though, at least as far as I remember (it's been a while since I replayed it) but overall Kid does quite well with the skimpy stomach-showing outfit.
Grade: B-

: EH?! Ye are still talking about my body?

Of course as there's a lot about your design I want to talk about. And I don't mean just your bigger ass either!

*The camera shows off Kid's ass, which even if it had shown her ass not long ago is notably larger. She tries to cover her cheeks, as she had burst out of her shorts and was fully visible, but with how immense her ass is her hands couldn't contain it.*

: NO! My arse is far too fat! I'll never be able ta steal things now!

That's if you could steal anything major in the first place. But that's mostly because Fargo is in a far better position for stealing such as against the dragons. But this isn't a discussion of how rarely you are available in the party, it's about your body.

: I still can't believe ye would say such cruel things, specially afta ye made my arse gigantic!

*She shakes her hips to demonstrate.*

Yes... That is a very beautiful look you have. But I cannot judge you on your “arse” now, as I can only use canon things. And more specifically canon things I know of! I don't know too much about Radical Dreamers after all...

: That's because you don't like VNs.

I get too easily distracted to play them, which is a shame as they're often good games! Regardless let's not get into my flaws as we need to talk more about Kid.

: No no, I'd rather talk about ye flaws than 'ave ye mock me arse even more!

I'm not mocking it, as it's pretty... well, decent. You do have a slim figure and I like sexier ones, but your legs do look pretty good being so exposed. I'll also mention that being slim helps out your chest a fair bit, as it's not like you're too big. You're a size that fits your age, though we'll discuss that later.

: I s'ppose that's fine, but ye ain't given me enough points!

I think you did pretty nicely for your body type. It's not like you show off too much either.

: Nor does your thievery skills be more of a “charm”-style attack.

Right, like with Ayla or Shion from Xenosaga. Though that would be more in libido anyway.

: S'ppose that's alright. But at least ye seem ta like my clothes.

That I do, even if you don't have a lot of variety. The tropical location makes your skimpy outfit look relatively cool, and showing off your legs and stomach are quite nice as well.

: Harumph, paint a picture if ye are gunna keep staring!

That's alright. But I do like your short skirt and dagger sheath too, though the big shoes are little larger than I would like but it is the art style I suppose. Sadly you don't have too much as far as alternate outfits though, at least in the game from what I can see. The wedding skirt helps a little, but not too much.

: Such is the problem with video game girls, among other things about your blog.

Yeah yeah, I apologize for going to game girls when I want to save time. But Kid is still pretty cool and notable as far as designs go!

: Sheesh, ye are gunna make me blush!

How very cute, but I'm not done talking about you yet! Let's get going further with the blog!

: Gladly! I wanna listen to what ye will say!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Kid is the female lead, appearing out of nowhere to save the lead Serge after he's assaulted by knights. She then can be added to the party, where she says that you should invade a mansion as she hates someone so much that she's going to kill him, but it ends up that she gets poisoned. After she's healed she then maybe joins again, but not for long as she gets pushed out of the party soon after once again. Then you have to help save her from her past using a powerful item. As such Kid does alright gameplay wise but is certainly a plot-heavy character as she drives a lot of the conflict in the game. She's a hot-blooded girl and is very goal-oriented. I like how she's energetic without being too annoying, and as all Chrono Cross characters she has a vocal accent in the text. In Kid's case she's done with an Australian-ish accent, but I don't know if that's in the Japanese version (probably not exactly that, but I wonder if there's still some kind of accent). She's also a thief as her ability to steal from enemies is useful (even if she's not in the party when it's MOST useful unfortunately). It's also revealed that she was orphaned as a youth, and is raised by Lucca before enemies attacked and burned the orphanage down. She's also a time clone of Schala, sent to help lead Serge to destroy the Time Destroyer and free her from time. I think I talked well enough about her past and personality, even if I went into her backstory and spoilers a bit more than I would usually. Still, overall Kid is a pretty good character and helps the plot along which is always a good thing (even if she can be ignored quite a bit which is surprising).
Grade: B

===Libido==
Even if it's not explored too much in the game itself, Kid is very likely to be the main love interest. She's the first one to find out about Serge not being from the timeline he found himself stranded in, and even if she's technically optional as far as the game goes she is still around fairly often when it comes to cutscenes. I think that Kid is paired up with him in Radical Dreamers, but I'm not a VN guy so I haven't played that for myself. I did see that there's a kiss sprite with Serge which is good to know. However, it seems that the main ending shows a picture of her married to Serge, which is quite good evidence of their love. I'll also mention that she has unrequited love from Korcha as well, but outside of using him for his boat it isn't too focused on. Still, overall Kid does fairly well when it comes to this area, being the “winner” even if she makes a revolving door appearance in the party itself.
Grade: B+

===Age===
Despite being named “Kid”, she's actually a teen and to be specific she's 16 years old. They even give her age in-game too, which is nice. We do see her as a baby in the Chrono Trigger cutscenes, and there's also the younger version of her in the playable flashback as well. I don't count them, even if they're worth mentioning. Still, overall Kid does quite well in this area, as there's nothing wrong with a sixteen-year-old even if I prefer older girls.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 69
Average score: 7.7
Final Grade: B

And with that Kid's blog is over, with the funny number being completely unintentional.

: Funny number? No matter, I don't care that much. It seems like ye really like me though, but I dunno for sure.

I mean you do decently, especially with how many early issues you had. And by that I mean as far as the blog goes, not that the points around your introduction were bad. I liked how you were introduced even if it involves kicking a dog off a cliff (though he survives), and you make for a good character plot wise. Even if you could have used more moments to be in the party.

: Plus it's a sidequest to recruit her in the last third as well, not to mention you don't have much to do after that.

True true, but that's not Kid's fault. Plus the backstory is pretty cool plot-wise and relates well with Lucca's one quest in Chrono Trigger as well. And as mentioned in the English version Kid has an Australian accent which fits with the tropical theme I think, even if she might not have it in the Japanese version. Do note that I'm not great with carrying through on accents, so my apologies if it's not applied as well as it could be.

: Don't worry as I'm sure ye readers understand.

Certainly, and hopefully I was able to show off how cool you are as well! After all, you are a major driving force in the game and the female protagonist!

: Hopefully you won't be doing all the girls from the game though.

I won't, as Kid is a pretty important person. Not that the game lacks cool girls like Riddel or others, but there's a lot of riff-raff among characters too.

: Don't worry as I know how much ye think I'm special~

Certainly! It helps that you are the effective “winner”, even if it's not said outright and instead hidden in an ending. Granted since the lead is a silent protagonist I'm not sure what keeps you two together but regardless Kid's libido isn't too bad.

: I dunno if that's a compliment or not...

I mean you score well and aren't too naughty from what I remember, and are loyal which is nice too. Other than the mind control by Lynx-Serge, but that's a horrible trope regardless...

: The less we think of that the better.

Exactly. And like with Marle you're only a teen but a rather high one. Not as high as she is, and certainly not like Lucca or older, but you still do decent as if you were a high school student.

: Hmmm, it looks like I did decently. So are ye going to tell me my reward now?!

Reward? You didn't do THAT good, so you don't get a picture.

: Granted you got one at the beginning of the blog to reference your introduction, but that doesn't count.

Exactly.

: You know exactly what I want! The Frozen Flame!

I thought that you already found that and then you met with the Time Destroyer.

: Maybe she's not that far in the game.

She must be having problems with the Green Dragon or something... That said, it's an easy game so you should be able to get through it.

: Eh? I mean in real life, not one of your silly games!

Like I said, it's not like I'm an archaeologist or anthropologist or anything else that's exploring ruins. Despite liking ruins-themed video game music. Regardless, I will tell you that I have no idea, at least at this moment, where the item you're looking for is.

: Darn it! I wasted all that time! Not only that is that a pain in the arse, but look at the size of it!

*Kid then shoves her ass towards Topaz, her enormous cheeks being bigger than most of his whole body. It looks extremely beautiful and bootiful.*

: So are you SURE that you don't know where it is?

.... What are we talking about?

: Topaz, stop staring! She's Kid!

Oh yeah! Wait, that's only her name. Darn it, did I go this whole blog without making a “Just KIDding” joke?

: Yes, and I was going to respect you for that, but this felt far too weak.

Fair point. But indeed, we have no idea where the treasure you're looking for is.

: Shoot! But I hope that I find it sometime soon! Until then, see you!

*With that the kid named Kid runs off, allowing Topaz to breathe a sigh of relief.*

Well, it looks like the blog is over. I hope that it was at least entertaining.

: Who can really be sure. The girl wasn't as interesting as you hoped, though hopefully your reader still enjoyed reading it.

One can only hope so. So do you know who we should do next time?

: Not really. Planning things out is your business...

I suppose that is fair. But what's this? A questionable alleyway?

*Topaz points to a shadowy alley.*

It seems that this is a shortcut back home. We'd better take it!

: I don't know. It looks really sketchy. Wouldn't it be better if we were to go home the normal way?

That's no fun.

: Well, if you want to be jumped by thugs or something, be my guest!

Maybe the thugs are sexy delinquent type girls. Don't worry, I won't be keeping you long!

*With dumb perversion Topaz enters the shady alley. Meanwhile Ririchiyo sighs as she stays outside.*

: Sigh... why does he have to do such dumb things for the purpose of the blog...

*She shakes her head, and we join Topaz walking leisurely through the alley.*

What gives? There's no sexy delinquents here! I haven't even seen a single girl!

*Suddenly Topaz is pushed against the wall in a dominant manner by a surprising girl.*

Anime Relations: Jikuu Bouken Nuumamonjaa

This is the eight-hundred-sixtieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone! We're here for yet another blog in the very long-running series!

: If only I knew how long this was going to be when I signed up for it...

Believe me, you're not the only one who is surprised I've kept this up for so long. But that doesn't mean we can half-ass it either!

: I mean you're going to be doing a game girl. Those tend to be half-assed anyway...

I mean that is often the case which is very unfortunate, but I still hope that this blog will be enjoyable regardless and the girl will enjoy it. Speaking of the girl, where is she?

???: Up here, ye idiot!



*The camera pans up the girl's body as she is standing on a balcony up above. She smirks and then jumps down.*

: I've been waiting way too long ta hear from you! It seems like it's been, like, a week!

It hasn't been that long. Besides, it's not like you are poisoned or anything like that.

: At least she makes a full recovery even if you don't choose to save her.

True, but let's not spoil things too much. We'd be getting way ahead of ourselves.

: That's true, as I still need to get what I want from ye! Don't think about double-crossing me or nothin' either!

: She has a very particular style of speaking, doesn't she?

I blame the translators giving her an Australian accent. Granted she might have something similar in Japanese, only not as obvious like an Okinawan accent or something, but I can't be sure. Still, I hope that using the version I'm more used to isn't a problem.

: At least you're not doing like that one ending and making all the characters say the same text so that you can see the accent differences.

True true.

: I think that ye are making fun'a the way I'm talking! If ye got a problem I'm sure that we can... “compromise”.

*The blond scantily-clad girl cracks her knuckles.*

Don't worry as I'm not saying it in a mocking way! I just am mostly warning the readers that I'm less-than-competent when it comes to accents and stuff so they should be relaxed about my poor writing.

: (Being fair you're less-than-competent” when it comes to blogs in general.) No, I shouldn't think of that... Why can't I be honest with my feelings?!

Ririchiyo, you're saying the things that should be in a thought bubble out loud.

: I am?! Darn you incorrect formatting as I blame you Topaz!

*Riri shakes her fist at the sky.*

: So ye ain't gunna mock me or my way of speaking?

Certainly not! Well, not directly at least as I will still discuss them and the rest of your body. That said, speaking of your body there will be a fairly big change when it comes to you after I do your blog.

: Eh? What's gunna happen ta me? Don't tell me I'll be absorbed into a dragon like that one jester girl!

Don't worry as it's nothing like that. Rather your ass will become huge.

: Ah, so that's all that-wait a minute. My ARSE?! Why would you want THAT to become larger?!

Because it's sexy! But other than that I have no idea why my blogs work like that. We've just come to accept it as a byproduct, but a sexy one.

: So if'n ye talk about me, my arse will get so bloated... Well, I suppose if I want to hear about the treasure I will have to let you talk about me.

I told you before, I don't know where any sort of treasure is! And even if I did, I'd keep it for myself!

: Even if Topaz did know anything, it wouldn't be about the treasure you're looking for either.

: That only makes it sound more suspicious! Go on, and talk about me Topaz!

Well, if you're insisting that much...



: I still can't believe that you're talking about a girl from this game.

I know as it's been so long since I played it. Granted I did play the remaster on Switch, but even that was more than a few years ago.

: So what? Are ye saying that ye don't remember me too well?

Riri was the one who brought it up!

: It wasn't that she's from an older game, it's more that I'm surprised that you're doing a game girl at all! I blame you relying on game girls for filler far too much, as you know that you won't have to work hard for them.

I blame being lazy which is very unfortunate. I apologize to my reader(s) for being such an idiot and never learning. Darn my mind not absorbing new things as if I was an old dog!

: Don't be too hard on yourself, Topaz! 'sides, ye got a much better thing ta think about!

That's a great point, as we should talk about Kid! Even if I suppose it hasn't been too long since Marle's blog and there's more than a fair amount of overlap.

: Only looks-wise and a bit of personality, though I'm sure that you'll talk further about that later. Isn't there something more pressing you need to talk about now?

About how my computer is terrible and going far too slow these days?

: NO! Well, I mean that does make sense to mention but hopefully it'll get better soon enough!

I hope so as well, but I do understand what you're talking about. After all, we've just introduced Kid!

: Glad that ye could remember me! I was thinking ye got too distracted!

: Being fair Topaz does get distracted relatively easily these days...

True about that, which is really unfortunate... But I have to talk about Kid, and as is tradition I'll begin with her name!

: Whut's so special 'bout my name?

Nothing too much, as it's effectively just “Kid” as in a kid or young child. Granted some of that may be due to her losing her memory, or that the orphanage she grew up at wasn't very creative.

: Which is ironic considering Lucca is such a genius.

I mean just because she's good at machines doesn't mean she's a creative person. But I'm not making fun of Kid's name either as it suits her just fine.

: Cause I'm so generic, ain't it?!

Certainly not! It's more that it's a name that makes you seem more mysterious as if you have a hidden past or something similar. Plus you sound like a thief, like Billy the Kid though that may only be in the English version.

: I see. So there's not much you can say about my name but ye ain't hating it at least.

Precisely! But we're not going to be stopping there, as we still have a lot to talk about!

: That's a relief, as ye said ye had a lot t' talk about!

Certainly, so let's get started properly!

*With that Topaz begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
While not the best hair, especially for my tastes, I do like Kid's hair a little for the uniqueness. Granted the color (especially with her eyes) isn't too unique as she has blonde hair and blue eyes. Luckily this game has a pretty big cast so one example isn't too bad (not that I forgive them). The style is more what I like about her hair though, as it's somewhat unique. Sadly she has a wild style for her bangs and sides, and her hair is mostly kept short which is unfortunate. I do like her braided ponytail which sticks up a bit in the back and gives her hair a little more volume. Kid also has small red ribbons at the tip and base too, holding it tight and because of her braid I imagine her hair is longer than one might expect. Hopefully at least. Plus being out in the sun in a tropical region at least gives some reason for her blonde hair. Regardless, Kid does quite well when it comes to her hair overall, even if there's a lot wrong with it but the unique braided ponytail gives her a bit of islander flavor which is nice.
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
As mentioned before Kid doesn't do too well when it comes to her eyes, but at least she's alright. She doesn't wear glasses though, which is unfortunate but at least Luccia is in the game and playable even if she's not too good. Kid does have blue eyes which are a little overdone when it comes to blondes, which is a shame. She might also have a tarame, but does have a fair arch in the FMV videos which helps a little. Kid also has really nice eyelash detail and has some really nice corners as well. And I don't mind the early PS1-era cutscenes either though being fair I was there when the game originally came out. Overall Kid does alright, with a pretty good shape and some nice emphasis in the corners and eyelashes, but she also doesn't stand out too much either.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Again Kid doesn't stand out too much when it comes to her face, at least mostly. She has fairly average looks for the art style, though Chrono Cross doesn't have Toriyama as the artist unfortunately. Still, Kid's small but noticeable nose isn't too bad, and she has some nice cheeks as well. Speaking of her cheeks I always think that the paint on her cheeks are bandages, but they're painted on so she doesn't have them in flashbacks. I do think it's a nice touch and makes her stand out a little more too. Overall Kid does decently when it comes to this area
Grade: B

Heh, I suppose that Kid really is similar to Marle, isn't she?

: I mean her face isn't done by Toriyama.

That's fair.

: What do you mean, not done by “Toriyama”? Who is he?

An amazing person who did art for a lot of things. Back in the original Chrono Trigger days I didn't know him as well, but thanks to getting into Dragon Ball and Dragon Quest I respect his art a ton more. Granted not my favorite, as I still like moe-style faces, but it is still an amazing art style.

: I still don't understand.

That's alright, it's just a difference in art style between Trigger and Cross I suppose. But I do like your face at least.

: At least? Ye are just making me angry now!

I mean that in the best way, though I did use the prototype JP version for your face as it looks a little more seductive. And a shame you don't have a bigger picture version as otherwise it looks a little awkward.

: I blame it not having some sort of MAL presence, as well as you being lazy.

: Somehow I'm not surpris'd that ye are lazy, what with how distracted ye can be.

True true. But I do like your face including the facial markings. They give a bit of an island appeal to you, making you stand out a bit compared to most RPG characters. The art style isn't too awful either, looking pretty good even with the PS1 graphics.

: It's just a shame that her hair and eyes aren't the best.

: HEY! Ye wanna knuckle sandwich?!

No reason to become violent like that, Kid. She just means that for the purpose of the blog you don't score too well.

: Now ye're the one talking bout my looks?! I getcha that ye want t' talk about me, but this is all wrong!

There's nothing wrong about me sharing the opinion, and being fair like I said you're similar to Marle so I guess doing you two right after one another is a little redundant. Both of you have blue eyes and light hair, though yours is more obviously blonde as opposed to hers which seems to be more orange.

: At least ye seem t' like my hair more.

I mean blonde is slightly better in my eyes to orange, but it's still an extremely overdone color it seems. The style helps a little as I like the braided ponytail, but I do prefer longer hair.

: I s'pose that's better than nothing...

Certainly, and even if you aren't appealing to my fetishes you still look cool and fitting. Also I like how big your cheeks are getting too.

: M'cheeks? What do ye mean?

*Kid pokes the sides of her face.*

I don't mean those cheeks, as it looks like your other end is showing off nicely!

*She then notices how much bigger her fat ass has become, with her cheeks being exposed past her short skirt. She tries to hide it, but to no avail due to how enormous her ass is.*

: EH?! I was thinking that ye were fibbing, but my arse is getting larger! Make it stop, ye bloody wanker!

Such language! And it's not like I know how to stop it either, as this is the fault of the blog! But don't worry, as you'll look better as a result!

: Look BETTER? Ye must be ridiculous!

Nonsense as I know guys like big asses, even if anime doesn't give girlass the love it deserves. Fortunately I'm here so people will hopefully realize that!

: Barely anyone reads your blog, Topaz.

Their loss! But don't think that we're done yet!

: Ye have even more in ye? Well, I suppose that ye have t' talk about lots more.

I certainly do, so let's not delay things any longer! We still have a lot to talk about!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
It is said in the game that Kid has a slender build, which being fair could mean any number of things. She does have a slim figure, but that also includes her chest and hips which for the latter is unfortunate. Even if she wears such a short skirt she really doesn't show off either. Not that I was expecting too much ass, but still. Even Kid's arms and legs are slender as well, though she does show off her stomach which is tight and nice. Like with her face she has some paint on her forearms as well. I'll also mention that she is the agile thief-type of character, and that she's ambidextrous as well as that's pointed out in her information as well. Overall there isn't too much to talk about when it comes to Kid sadly, as she doesn't show off a lot other than her stomach which while nice it would have been even better if she had some ass focus too.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
As mentioned before Kid has a slender build, which means that she's mostly flat. I say mostly as she does have a little bit of a curve to her chest, but it's not too noticeable. This isn't a bad thing of course, as I don't want it to seem like I'm mocking her. If anything I'm glad that the game itself doesn't, which is fortunate. Being mostly slim is pretty great overall though, so Kid does fairly nicely here.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Kid has a fairly iconic outfit which stands out even among some of the silly characters in the game. Her outfit feels very tropical with a short white shirt with a red short vest on top, though the vest has sleeves so maybe jacket is a better way to describe it. She also has a big purple necklace with matching dagger sheathe with a design on it. On bottom she wears a short red skirt that matches well with her top, and she has big boots with bandages underneath it seems as socks. Kid does wear a dress in a picture in the aforementioned wedding picture, but it's an oldy time one so it's hard to tell the color and type of dress. It's a shame she doesn't seem to wear anything else in the main game though, at least as far as I remember (it's been a while since I replayed it) but overall Kid does quite well with the skimpy stomach-showing outfit.
Grade: B-

: EH?! Ye are still talking about my body?

Of course as there's a lot about your design I want to talk about. And I don't mean just your bigger ass either!

*The camera shows off Kid's ass, which even if it had shown her ass not long ago is notably larger. She tries to cover her cheeks, as she had burst out of her shorts and was fully visible, but with how immense her ass is her hands couldn't contain it.*

: NO! My arse is far too fat! I'll never be able ta steal things now!

That's if you could steal anything major in the first place. But that's mostly because Fargo is in a far better position for stealing such as against the dragons. But this isn't a discussion of how rarely you are available in the party, it's about your body.

: I still can't believe ye would say such cruel things, specially afta ye made my arse gigantic!

*She shakes her hips to demonstrate.*

Yes... That is a very beautiful look you have. But I cannot judge you on your “arse” now, as I can only use canon things. And more specifically canon things I know of! I don't know too much about Radical Dreamers after all...

: That's because you don't like VNs.

I get too easily distracted to play them, which is a shame as they're often good games! Regardless let's not get into my flaws as we need to talk more about Kid.

: No no, I'd rather talk about ye flaws than 'ave ye mock me arse even more!

I'm not mocking it, as it's pretty... well, decent. You do have a slim figure and I like sexier ones, but your legs do look pretty good being so exposed. I'll also mention that being slim helps out your chest a fair bit, as it's not like you're too big. You're a size that fits your age, though we'll discuss that later.

: I s'ppose that's fine, but ye ain't given me enough points!

I think you did pretty nicely for your body type. It's not like you show off too much either.

: Nor does your thievery skills be more of a “charm”-style attack.

Right, like with Ayla or Shion from Xenosaga. Though that would be more in libido anyway.

: S'ppose that's alright. But at least ye seem ta like my clothes.

That I do, even if you don't have a lot of variety. The tropical location makes your skimpy outfit look relatively cool, and showing off your legs and stomach are quite nice as well.

: Harumph, paint a picture if ye are gunna keep staring!

That's alright. But I do like your short skirt and dagger sheath too, though the big shoes are little larger than I would like but it is the art style I suppose. Sadly you don't have too much as far as alternate outfits though, at least in the game from what I can see. The wedding skirt helps a little, but not too much.

: Such is the problem with video game girls, among other things about your blog.

Yeah yeah, I apologize for going to game girls when I want to save time. But Kid is still pretty cool and notable as far as designs go!

: Sheesh, ye are gunna make me blush!

How very cute, but I'm not done talking about you yet! Let's get going further with the blog!

: Gladly! I wanna listen to what ye will say!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Kid is the female lead, appearing out of nowhere to save the lead Serge after he's assaulted by knights. She then can be added to the party, where she says that you should invade a mansion as she hates someone so much that she's going to kill him, but it ends up that she gets poisoned. After she's healed she then maybe joins again, but not for long as she gets pushed out of the party soon after once again. Then you have to help save her from her past using a powerful item. As such Kid does alright gameplay wise but is certainly a plot-heavy character as she drives a lot of the conflict in the game. She's a hot-blooded girl and is very goal-oriented. I like how she's energetic without being too annoying, and as all Chrono Cross characters she has a vocal accent in the text. In Kid's case she's done with an Australian-ish accent, but I don't know if that's in the Japanese version (probably not exactly that, but I wonder if there's still some kind of accent). She's also a thief as her ability to steal from enemies is useful (even if she's not in the party when it's MOST useful unfortunately). It's also revealed that she was orphaned as a youth, and is raised by Lucca before enemies attacked and burned the orphanage down. She's also a time clone of Schala, sent to help lead Serge to destroy the Time Destroyer and free her from time. I think I talked well enough about her past and personality, even if I went into her backstory and spoilers a bit more than I would usually. Still, overall Kid is a pretty good character and helps the plot along which is always a good thing (even if she can be ignored quite a bit which is surprising).
Grade: B

===Libido==
Even if it's not explored too much in the game itself, Kid is very likely to be the main love interest. She's the first one to find out about Serge not being from the timeline he found himself stranded in, and even if she's technically optional as far as the game goes she is still around fairly often when it comes to cutscenes. I think that Kid is paired up with him in Radical Dreamers, but I'm not a VN guy so I haven't played that for myself. I did see that there's a kiss sprite with Serge which is good to know. However, it seems that the main ending shows a picture of her married to Serge, which is quite good evidence of their love. I'll also mention that she has unrequited love from Korcha as well, but outside of using him for his boat it isn't too focused on. Still, overall Kid does fairly well when it comes to this area, being the “winner” even if she makes a revolving door appearance in the party itself.
Grade: B+

===Age===
Despite being named “Kid”, she's actually a teen and to be specific she's 16 years old. They even give her age in-game too, which is nice. We do see her as a baby in the Chrono Trigger cutscenes, and there's also the younger version of her in the playable flashback as well. I don't count them, even if they're worth mentioning. Still, overall Kid does quite well in this area, as there's nothing wrong with a sixteen-year-old even if I prefer older girls.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 69
Average score: 7.7
Final Grade: B

And with that Kid's blog is over, with the funny number being completely unintentional.

: Funny number? No matter, I don't care that much. It seems like ye really like me though, but I dunno for sure.

I mean you do decently, especially with how many early issues you had. And by that I mean as far as the blog goes, not that the points around your introduction were bad. I liked how you were introduced even if it involves kicking a dog off a cliff (though he survives), and you make for a good character plot wise. Even if you could have used more moments to be in the party.

: Plus it's a sidequest to recruit her in the last third as well, not to mention you don't have much to do after that.

True true, but that's not Kid's fault. Plus the backstory is pretty cool plot-wise and relates well with Lucca's one quest in Chrono Trigger as well. And as mentioned in the English version Kid has an Australian accent which fits with the tropical theme I think, even if she might not have it in the Japanese version. Do note that I'm not great with carrying through on accents, so my apologies if it's not applied as well as it could be.

: Don't worry as I'm sure ye readers understand.

Certainly, and hopefully I was able to show off how cool you are as well! After all, you are a major driving force in the game and the female protagonist!

: Hopefully you won't be doing all the girls from the game though.

I won't, as Kid is a pretty important person. Not that the game lacks cool girls like Riddel or others, but there's a lot of riff-raff among characters too.

: Don't worry as I know how much ye think I'm special~

Certainly! It helps that you are the effective “winner”, even if it's not said outright and instead hidden in an ending. Granted since the lead is a silent protagonist I'm not sure what keeps you two together but regardless Kid's libido isn't too bad.

: I dunno if that's a compliment or not...

I mean you score well and aren't too naughty from what I remember, and are loyal which is nice too. Other than the mind control by Lynx-Serge, but that's a horrible trope regardless...

: The less we think of that the better.

Exactly. And like with Marle you're only a teen but a rather high one. Not as high as she is, and certainly not like Lucca or older, but you still do decent as if you were a high school student.

: Hmmm, it looks like I did decently. So are ye going to tell me my reward now?!

Reward? You didn't do THAT good, so you don't get a picture.

: Granted you got one at the beginning of the blog to reference your introduction, but that doesn't count.

Exactly.

: You know exactly what I want! The Frozen Flame!

I thought that you already found that and then you met with the Time Destroyer.

: Maybe she's not that far in the game.

She must be having problems with the Green Dragon or something... That said, it's an easy game so you should be able to get through it.

: Eh? I mean in real life, not one of your silly games!

Like I said, it's not like I'm an archaeologist or anthropologist or anything else that's exploring ruins. Despite liking ruins-themed video game music. Regardless, I will tell you that I have no idea, at least at this moment, where the item you're looking for is.

: Darn it! I wasted all that time! Not only that is that a pain in the arse, but look at the size of it!

*Kid then shoves her ass towards Topaz, her enormous cheeks being bigger than most of his whole body. It looks extremely beautiful and bootiful.*

: So are you SURE that you don't know where it is?

.... What are we talking about?

: Topaz, stop staring! She's Kid!

Oh yeah! Wait, that's only her name. Darn it, did I go this whole blog without making a “Just KIDding” joke?

: Yes, and I was going to respect you for that, but this felt far too weak.

Fair point. But indeed, we have no idea where the treasure you're looking for is.

: Shoot! But I hope that I find it sometime soon! Until then, see you!

*With that the kid named Kid runs off, allowing Topaz to breathe a sigh of relief.*

Well, it looks like the blog is over. I hope that it was at least entertaining.

: Who can really be sure. The girl wasn't as interesting as you hoped, though hopefully your reader still enjoyed reading it.

One can only hope so. So do you know who we should do next time?

: Not really. Planning things out is your business...

I suppose that is fair. But what's this? A questionable alleyway?

*Topaz points to a shadowy alley.*

It seems that this is a shortcut back home. We'd better take it!

: I don't know. It looks really sketchy. Wouldn't it be better if we were to go home the normal way?

That's no fun.

: Well, if you want to be jumped by thugs or something, be my guest!

Maybe the thugs are sexy delinquent type girls. Don't worry, I won't be keeping you long!

*With dumb perversion Topaz enters the shady alley. Meanwhile Ririchiyo sighs as she stays outside.*

: Sigh... why does he have to do such dumb things for the purpose of the blog...

*She shakes her head, and we join Topaz walking leisurely through the alley.*

What gives? There's no sexy delinquents here! I haven't even seen a single girl!

*Suddenly Topaz is pushed against the wall in a dominant manner by a surprising girl.*

Anime Relations: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

This is the eight-hundred-forty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return to the blog, where last week Topaz not only faced the writer Sumireko but was also kicked out of the library. However, a new girl has appeared to save Ririchiyo and himself.*

Thank you for that summary, narrator. It keeps me from having to explain things.

: And we're fortunate that it's not snow-covered outside. Not that I would want to jinx it though.

Good plan, as Jynx is an Ice-type anyway. Speaking of Ice though, thank you for saving us.

: But of course, and it would appear that you know that I know magical might.

That I do. After all you're from my favorite game!

: Yeah, but sadly not Zettai's.

I mean he still likes it I imagine, even if it isn't higher in his favorites. I suppose I should have considered that when I was thinking of anniversary girls.

: So are you saying that I should not be here?

: Yeah, you should go away and let me take care of Topaz. There are times when Zettai would enjoy that far more anyway!

Nonsense as he's a good friend of mine and we wouldn't want either to die!

: Do not worry, as I know that she is not a spy!

That is certainly true, much like how you aren't a spy. Even if early documents may have suggested it.

: That would explain why she gets Scan as a natural spell.

Regardless let's not discuss too much when it comes to this week's girl. We haven't even introduced her, and before that we'll need to ask for permission.

: Then I still have a chance. You need to stop Topaz from talking about you, as he will surely say perverse things!

: While I don't quite approve, I am not such a stick-in-the-mud that I would refuse to let Topaz talk about myself like that.

Glad to hear that, as it means you are willing to hear me talk.

: Of course, especially if it is a gift to someone.

: Sadly the gift may not be the best, but hopefully we shall at least make due.

: I suppose that is true. He may like me, but I do not have enough of a posterior as he would like.

*The mysterious leotard girl, even if her in image she's wearing something different, pats her barely covered ass. It is still big enough to jiggle and bounce too.*

: Such a shame, as I have been grinding for more H(i)P Points all night. And on numerous occasions too.

: W-wait, doesn't the “P” in HP stand for points?!

Heh heh... You said...

: Don't try to get out of this with terrible jokes, Topaz! Especially ones not even a middle school student would laugh at!

: It does not matter, as there is no way that I can achieve the behind that I would want...

You can call it an ass, you know. It's not like we're being censored by Woolsey or something. And show your ass more, as it's not like you'll be censored like Siren was!

: Sounds like someone is going to be showing off a huge ass, and not one that would cause “silence”...

: Indeed, but that point is MUTE... Wait, why did I make such a dumb mistake? No matter, as I know that such a thing is impossible...

: Wait, so you had a girl that is envious of bigger asses yet you forgot to tell her about the blog?

: What about the blog?

: Oh, when Topaz does his blogs it makes the girl's ass grow. Unless you're a villain like me, which is a shame as I wouldn't mind having a bigger ass. I will even flaunt it more, as bigger asses are sexier!

You are already beating Takane and many other assy girls in size, which while normally nice shouldn't be what happens with a cow like you!

: OI! You need to stop calling me that or I'll really give you a good smacking!

*Sumireko punches her hand, only to have the mysterious and aloof girl point her sword at her.*

: There shall be no “smacking' on my watch, enemy.

*She then turns to Topaz.*

: And you. They say that you can increase the size of my... posterior?

You can call it an ass, but yes. It is a side effect of the blog, though for you it sounds like it will be the main reason you want a blog.

: Ass... Hmmm, I am still interested in hearing what you have to say, but I would still say that it is a big reason. But it had better look good!

I mean your ass will be bigger and still be perky, which is about the best that can happen. I hope that means you will still look good.

: That is what I was worried about, so you may begin your blog about me.

Then allow me to begin by saying...



: Grrr, to think that she would be introduced so easily. I really need to think of something to do to combat her abilities, or I'll be defeated too easily.

*She sneaks off.*

: Hey, Topaz. Should we worry that Sumireko seems to be slinking away.

I wouldn't say that it would be a big problem. If she's going to face us she'll return sometime, and in the meantime I can concentrate on Celes more.

: You're not just saying that to get on my good side, are you?

Does that mean your backside?

*The camera shows off Celes's sexy ass, which was more revealed now.*

: E-EH?! You are making my ass larger already? And whatever happened to my cape too?

: Seems like it blew away, though I hope for our sake not with a smelly “W. Wind”.

: Certainly not! But it is still unusual that I would be showing so much of my plump cheeks. Not that I mind, of course.

That's a relief, CelASS!

: Say my name properly, Topaz!

*She looks very intimidating towards the blogger.*

F-fine, as I understand. But it does look like the blog is already taking effect, as each one of your cheeks are bigger than your head.

: They do feel a fair bit heavier, even if I haven't increased that much overall. Still, I thank you for this enhancement as I know that there are those that will enjoy me like this.

But of course, like with Zettai! Though I do feel sorry about giving him a poor girl for his anniversary blog.

: I blame you being an idiot as that explains a lot of things.

: Do not worry, as I am sure he shall still enjoy it. Maybe not as an anniversary, but as a weekly one regardless. I am still thankful for you talking about me.

But of course, though I do apologize for talking about Terra and Relm first.

: Terra I understand as you like her a lot, but to think that even Relm would be before me. This is an insult of the highest level!

: It's alright, it's not like Topaz is making tier lists or anything.

True. If I was Celes would be really high like Terra. Naturally occurring learned magic is great after all.

: Certainly. But do not get too distracted as you still have a lot to talk about.

: Indeed, such as my plump ass which is slowly becoming even bigger as you talk.

*Celes shows off, fondling her plump cheeks which can't fit in her hands. Still, seeing her jiggly, soft ass looks very erotic.*

I can tell, as your hip level is growing.... W-wait, what was I talking about?

: Concentrate, Topaz! And I don't mean on the icy leotard beauty either!

OH! Fair, though she does have a great ass. I suppose that I should talk about her name first.

: My name?

Precisely! Celes' name is likely from “Celestial” which means heavenly, explaining why super weapons are often called “celestial weapons” in Final Fantasy now. It could also reference “Ceres” which is the Roman goddess of fertility. Then again, her Japanese name is different so it might just be a coincidence that she's called “Celes” and not something like “Celice” or “Celis”. Language is weird I suppose.

: I see. And as for my family name?

Oh, it seems that may be based on the feminine French word for “cher”, meaning “dear”, “precious”, “treasured”, or “expensive”.

: And it was your idea to look at someone FRENCH for Zettai's blog.

In hindsight I really should have chosen a better girl, but I can always hope that he likes the upcoming girls more!

: Asking for forgiveness instead of permission may be understandable, but you should not rely on it too much.

True true. I know he can only take so much of me being an idiot. I don't intentionally try to bother him after all!

: It's just a side effect of you not planning well.

Exactly. And we can't forget about Celes either, so how about we begin the blog proper?

: That would sound good to me, so go right ahead.

That's a relief, so let's get going!

*With that Topaz begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Celes has some very pretty hair, even if the color isn't that stand-out. She's a blonde, which being fair isn't too noteworthy among the main trio of girls in the game but there are quite a few blonde NPCs. Still, Celes stands out by having her hair be free and showing off the length really well. Well, except during the opera scene as she has a ponytail there, but she still looks quite good. I will say that the length does cover her ass slightly, but it still looks pretty to me. Celes does have some separated bangs, which become her sides and show off a fair amount of her forehead but not in any bad way, and said sides reach about her shoulders which means they outline her face really well. And of course we can't forget about her circlet-like headband that she wears, though it's only in front in certain artwork so it's possible that there are clips in the back. Still, as said her blonde hair still looks good, and with the nice length and even the nice variety Celes has a really good hairstyle overall and I like it a lot!
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Celes does pretty well here. In some Amano artwork she seems to have fairly narrow eyes which look pretty nice and gives her a very “Asian beauty”-type of appeal. I don't know how accurate that is to the character, as it might just be how the concept art looked. She does have a tsurime I think, and while it is overdone (especially with blonde hair) her blue eyes look very lovely as well. It's a shame that even with the various glasses-type relics she doesn't wear them (though such a thing would have been hard to do), and I'd rather not blind her for silly sunglasses, so Celes doesn't wear glasses (visibly). Still, with the nice shape and alright color overall Celes does fairly well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B

===Face==
Celes is an incredible beauty, even with graphics how they were back in the day. It's even referenced in-series where she gets confused for an opera singer due to how pretty she is (well, more that she looks like Maria but since they look alike I assume she is also very beautiful). Celes has a lovely face with mostly small features and tends to look good as a result. Granted her nose is quite obvious, but I blame that on being a poor angle for the menu sprites. Fortunately her appearances in other games tend to be more lax with that feature, which works well for me as I like her pretty design. Overall with her small features and lovely appearance Celes does really well when it comes to this area.
Grade: A-

: You know, I'm wondering even further why you would choose Celes to be Zettai's girl.

I mean he does like her and complained that I hadn't done her yet, but sadly saving her for a special occasion like this wasn't what I had hoped for...

: I still think he should hopefully enjoy the blog by itself. Though what do you mean it is a bad idea to talk about me. Is there some reason I should be aware of?

: It should be fairly obvious. He likes black-haired (or another dark color) girls with red eyes. If anything blondes like Celes are poor for him, and her blue eyes don't make it better.

: I see, so you are not a fan of my design?

I wouldn't say that, but I do think that the combination is really overrated. You pull it off and it wasn't as big of a problem back in the day, so you shouldn't worry about it. I do like your hair and eyes though.

: Do you now? Well, I suppose that I did alright up above it seems like.

True about that! Being fair the color is alright when it comes to your hair, but you're mostly saved by the nice length and free hair style. I also find your ponytail cute, and I like your headband-like circlet.

: I see, I do suppose that it adds a little color-er, not that a general like me cares much about fashion.

Understandable. The blue of it contrasts well with your hair, as does your ribbon when your hair is up in a ponytail.

: So the only flaw would be the color.

Indeed, though even that isn't too terrible. It's more overdone than anything else, and even if her hair covers her ass somewhat this isn't that kind of game.

: You say that, but you do seem quite infatuated by my plump backside.

*Celes shows off by turning around and leaning forward, jiggling her ass which is shown off even more. Her leotard is struggling to keep her massive cheeks from breaking through it, and it was wedged deep inside her crack.*

Goodness! That's more charming than any Nightshade!

: This is no time to be Charm-ed Topaz. We have a blog to do!

: Yes. I would like to hear you talk more about me so even if my backside is impressive this is no time to be looking at it!

It has grown quite a bit, easily over +50% which is really sexy.

: But of course, as I work hard to get my H(i)P up high.

Sounds sexy. As for your eyes, again the main issue is with the color. Well, other than not wearing glasses, but there was another Squaresoft SNES game with a lead girl in them. Still, the blue again is overrated, even if your eyes are usually narrow in official art. Granted that is just Amano's artstyle, but still she seems like a classic beauty! Like you'd see her posing on some sort of ancient drawings or something.

: I am a general, not some art model! Though I suppose that is praise.

Indeed as I do like narrow eyes like that, and in general your face looks great too! The other games are especially helpful as I like a more cute facial expression than the one you get in your menu sprites and dialogue boxes in the later re-releases.

: Speaking of the later re-releases, I don't know if it's unfortunate they took out Celes getting beaten up in them.

I mean it is unfortunate that they had to remove something, but I understand the issues with torture. I wouldn't want Celes to be beaten up either as it sets a poor precedent, but I also dislike it when things are removed to try and keep the rating down. It's quite the perplexing issue, but at least Celes isn't beaten up (on screen) I suppose.

: Do not worry as once Locke frees me I quickly have my cold, icy revenge on them... Well, maybe not them specifically but certainly the empire!

True true. But let's not talk about the questions of if censorship is good. Because it's always terrible, and not just fanservice-wise either. Not that I want to see Celes get beat up, so it's a difficult topic on this specific scene. Regardless, how about we continue with the blog?

: But of course, as I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

Glad to hear that, so let's continue onward!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
It might be difficult to see due to the ancient graphics, but Celes does have a fairly curvy body. Sadly we don't have any measurements, but we do know that she is 172 cm and 58 kg, and has a B blood type. The blood type isn't too important, as tends to be the case in blogs, but 172 is somewhat on the tall side for women which is quite good. Celes doesn't show off too much, but thanks to the pose and her leotard she does show off a bit of her ass in the Tactics S cameo. Though she could certainly use a better ass, but I could say that about any girl really. Overall I'd say that Celes, even if she doesn't show off, has a pretty nice hourglass figure and is nice and tall which I like. Though of course her ass could always be bigger, as having her be the ass girl sounds sexy!
Grade: B

===Chest===
That said Celes doesn't show off here either, which is a pretty good thing. Sure she does wear a leotard and some other outfits that might show it off, but being a game from back in the day it's not like she shows off too much (this isn't Live-A-Live after all). I'd say that she has a more modest chest, with more of her appeal being in her lower body more. As a result Celes overall does alright here, even if there isn't too much to say.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
There are two types of outfits that Celes tends to wear, though it's hard to say which one is more “official” for her design. What she wears in the games tends to be a green leotard which looks very sexy, though the white cape hiding her back hurts a bit (it doesn't even give Mute/Imp immunity) though I do like the intimidating shoulders they give her. She also wears high blue boots with it, though they aren't even knee high so they aren't too much of a problem. In concept art and some other spin-offs Celes instead wears a yellow suit with pants and matching jacket with big poofy sleeves, a blue shirt, and sadly a white cape yet again as her ass demands freedom! I do approve of how tight her pants look at least. And of course we can't forget the opera sequence where Celes wears a white dress with big shoulders and a long train. It looks cool though not as sexy as her other two outfits I'd say, but I still approve. Overall Celes does fairly well when it comes to this area, with a nice variety but she needs to ditch her capes or at least reveal more of her sexy ass!
Grade: B+

*Celes is blushing quite a bit.*

: Goodness... some of those things that you have said...

Due to sharing the same palette I'm sure that Sabin and Edgar are blushing too.

: Because of how perverse your words are and Edgar is a pervert? Not like Sabin would be affected though...

No, because they share a palette and as such blush during the coin flip scene in earlier versions.

: You and your esoteric jokes, Topaz...

I mean I'm sure people appreciate it. Maybe. Regardless I hope you aren't too embarrassed by what I said.

: If anything I should be embarrassed that you would say such dumb jokes in my blog. Though it is also embarrassing that you chose me to be Zettai's girl.

True true. And I apologize to him as well as he deserved better. Hopefully I'll pick a better girl for him soon enough.

: I'm sure it'll happen, but you are dumb with your choices sometimes.

I know, as I should really think harder. Regardless, Celes still has a pretty good body. She doesn't seem to show it off too much, which being fair isn't that surprising I suppose.

: I am no floozy after all! I am a serious former imperial general and-

*SNAP*

*As Celes was talking about herself in a serious manner her leotard snaps. Her ass has grown so massive, each cheek much bigger than her head now, that her outfit couldn't contain it and she bursts out of it. She then struggles to contain her massive cheeks, which only makes it look sexier.*

: And in the middle of my serious thought too...

That's what makes it extra sexy. Not that your enormous ass needs to be any sexier, but it'll certainly grow even more.

: It will?! But it's already so huge!

: Being fair Sumireko tried to warn you. Where has she been?

: She probably left, not that I mind. She could be standing right over there and you wouldn't notice as you are too busy looking at my posterior!

Oh sorry! It's just so large and sexy!

: And yet you did not score me better? How unfortunate.

Unfortunate is that you still haven't called it an “ass”. But I cannot count non-canon things such as the blog for your score.

: Though you did count the various spin-offs when it came to her face and clothes.

I mean that's different. It's at least different works but still official. Which is a shame as having an ass as gigantic as this would certainly help!

: I am honored, but also a little angry about this... I was not expecting to grow quite this much!

: Being fair no girls seem to. Still, like Topaz says it's extremely sexy!

: Well, if you say so...

But of course! That said, not showing much of your chest helps too. You are slightly busty, which fits with your age, but it's not like your mamocentric either.

: If anything that makes your ass look even bigger, which is always good.

: I suppose... But to think that my backside would grow this massive!

Obviously you need someone to help carry it. Might I suggest Zettai?

: I would not want to bother someone else, as he seems busy. Plus I don't think he could carry it.

He should train, and you should sit on his back for hours.

: So he can do push-ups, right?

*Topaz is silent.*

: RIGHT TOPAZ?

Er, sure. Sorry, as I was imagining it...

*Topaz imagines it so everyone can see, with Celes smothering Zettai as he struggles to hold up her massive ass. Sadly he is quickly snapped to reality.*

: We do not have time for that, Topaz! You still have more things to talk about.

You're right, as I should talk about your clothes. It is unusual that you have two different outfits, though I suppose that happens with sprite work. You look really good in both outfits though.

: I do? Though I imagine you like my leotard more, even if it did get destroyed...

True true. Though I apologize that it ended up breaking.

: Well, so would the other outfit and it would have been more destroyed if I had been wearing pants.

True about that, though I like the tighter pair you seem to be wearing now as opposed to the baggier ones. It fits your curvy figure more.

: Though you do dislike her cloak.

True about that. I mean it does make her back sprite cool-looking, but it does sadly hide her ass which is unfortunate. Granted it isn't that type of game, but still it is unfortunate.

: Do not worry as I understand, and I am sure I shall become more used to the size of my posterior. Your kind words of praise have certainly helped out!

That's good to hear, as I want you to like your huge ass. It'll only get bigger, so let's continue with the blog!

: IT WILL!?

*Celes is shocked that her ass will continue to grow, but Topaz continues with the blog and she listens carefully.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
We get our first look at Celes during Terra's flashback, and it is revealed that she is one of the main Magitek generals for the empire. She is a prodigy, both as far as having magic and her military ability as she lead the charge on a whole town to occupy. That said, she eventually saw the error of her ways and did something traitorous that caused the empire to jail her. This shows how strong Celes's sense of morals are, especially in the face of Kefka, as she even betrays him in front of the empire while on the floating continent. She's also the “main” character in the World of Ruin, being the one to start recruiting all the other characters after escaping the solitary island. There's a “minigame” where you have to save Cid, who is like an uncle to Celes, and if you fail she will attempt to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff! It doesn't work though, and regardless of if you save him or not you leave the island on the map but it's still a touching sequence. Still, even if she has some harsh scenes the game is a somewhat light one, with Celes getting confused for an opera singer and ending up performing in one as part of a ploy. She also balances out Terra, who is slowly discovering who she is while Celes is more aggressive and serious but with the party's help she becomes a lot more welcoming and accepting. I suppose it makes sense that the cool beauty Celes learns mostly Ice spells, which balance Terra's fire out fairly well, and she also gets a lot of support moves between healing and status moves. She also has the runic ability which can intercept spells to restore MP (though if Celes would absorb the damage it reverses it instead). Overall even with the strong cast of FF6 Celes is an extremely great character and while not having anything else to do in the WoR does well being the avatar “character” and is a great way to become familiar with the character and keep her in our memories. While the original game didn't have voice acting, it seems Celes is played by Houko Kuwashima in World of Final Fantasy. Some other roles she's done include Tomoyo from Clannad, Mordred from Fate, Sango from Inuyasha, and Itsuki from Heartcatch which is quite a few good roles I'd say. Her singing voice in the Pixel Remasters is Masumi Nemoto in case curious about that, though I don't know too much about her other than that she had a role in Triangle Strategy as well.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
This is one of Celes's stronger if slightly weaker areas. Probably the worst things about this area are the amount of mistrust the party has against her, at least early on, and that she doesn't seem all that lewd. Then again, that might just be due to the era the game was in. However, Celes does have a very cute romance subplot with Locke. While they might not be “hot n' heavy” as Relm would say they do have a lot of affection towards one another and have some very sweet moments together. He has some past issues involving a girl, Rachel, who he failed to protect, and after the world ends it is Locke's bandana that keeps Celes going and on the road to explore and find everyone else. She also runs into problems when it comes to escaping Kefka's tower at the end, which is a cute callback. Overall while Celes isn't too perverse she still does fairly well due to the cute romance that happens and the affection she has towards Locke. And I suppose Setzer as well, though he only kidnapped Celes because he thought she was someone else (even if she fixes a coin flip where if she would have “lost” she would have married him).
Grade: B+

===Age===
Celes not only has a set age but a birthdate as well! Though I suppose that she might be a year older in the World of Ruin, from what official data says she is eighteen and her birthday is March 10th. Happy Mario Day I suppose. Jokes aside Celes does amazing, and the only issue would be that Locke is 25. Now, I'm not saying that the age difference is an issue, I just like my girls to be older in age even if it's just a minimum amount. Still, overall Celes does fantastic when it comes to her age and should be celebrated as such!
Grade: A

Total Grades: 81
Average score: 9.0
Final Grade: B+

And with that the blog is over. What did you think of it, Celes?

: Hmmm, I will say that it is fairly simplified. A lot happened after all.

I mean it is a big game, and you're the main character for the entire second half. Well, at least for the first bit you're at least the “main” one. Still, there's nothing wrong with being a traitor even if we don't know exactly what you did.

: I mean Zettai does enjoy it when enemies turn into heroes or such, and even with Kefka trying to convince the player otherwise she is still on the side of good.

: Ugh, don't remind me of that. I'm just glad that Locke eventually understood, even if it took reviving his mostly-dead girlfriend who told him to move on.

Indeed as the romance between the two of you is quite good. It's not like you have sex in canon, unlike some other SNES games, but it's still a pretty good relationship.

: Thank you and-wait, other games?

I mean there's pregnancy in G-O-D, and I swear there was another one too. Believe me, I'd like to mention it...

: Fire Emblem.

I mean that's true, but wasn't what I was thinking about. Might have been Lufia or something. I really need to play more of those games... Regardless, the relationship between Locke and Celes is pretty good even if it takes a bit to get going. He really reignites her hope in the second part of the game, though they do have some romantic moments still.

: I thank you for the praise.

But of course! It is a shame that you're the younger one, even if technically both of you are of-age. Still, I like it when girls are the older ones.

: At least she's a bit dominant when it comes to their relationship.

True as that does help, at least moderately. Being an Imperial general is quite good when it comes to that sort of thing, but I also like that she isn't all serious and icy either.

: Certainly not, I also have some good support spells and even meteor!

: Don't kill yourself casting it though!

: Eh?

: N-nevermind...

It's a reference to another Final Fantasy. That said, while I don't know your singing voice I do appreciate your voice role. Not that I've played the game though.

: Not that it would matter, as you don't listen to the game music.

I'm getting better with that! It helps that I play a lot on the computer, but even on the Switch I can use headphones which means I wouldn't be bothering people around me. Regardless Celes is a really great girl.

: Even if I may not be great for Zettai...

I mean he still enjoys you, though that may be more because I like Terra and the alternate isn't great. Still, I hope that he'll enjoy your enormous ass.

*Celes shows off her huge cheeks, which are so massive she can't even seem to hold them up any longer as her cheeks are so heavy.*

: I will certainly enjoy it, even if I am not used to the size quite yet. Still, I know that it would be quite attractive.

That you certainly are! As for the blog, I suppose that it is time to end, even if it's not quite as fanservicy as it could have been.

: I blame you being an idiot.

True that it barely counts as Zettai's anniversary blog, and for that I apologize. Maybe I'll give him something soon enough.

: Do not worry, as I am sure that he still is honored having such a good friend. Even if your mind isn't in the right place.

Sadly that is true. Not literally, but figuratively as I'm bad at being stubborn.

????: In that case how about I put you out of your misery!

*A magical blast is tossed from offscreen towards Topaz, but it happens to miss even if he wasn't purposely avoiding it.*

What the?

: Looks like someone has high M.Evade...

Perhaps. But putting that aside it seems that I'm under attack!

*The familiar girl comes out from behind a corner.*

: Curses! I had the opportunity to blast you easily, but I still missed! I can't believe it!

I'm quite fortunate that it did, as even Celes didn't notice the attack.

: I was too distracted by your gaze on my ass, meaning the camera. But I shall take care of this bothersome opponent!

*Celes has a battle pose ready to intercept Sumireko.*

: I don't think that is going to work this time around!

: We'll see just how much better you are now... ICE 2!

*Celes casts Ice 2, only to have it deal no damage.*

: E-eh? What happened? Does she neutralize ice damage?

: That I did! While you were talking about stupid things I was away learning things.

Oh no! Now she has knowledge, and that's power!

: Do not worry, as I know just how to attack her! I shall use this enormous ass you blessed me with!

*Celes attempts to smack Sumireko, but she turns into a loli to avoid the boulder-like strikes.*

: Grrr, hold still!

: Not at all!

: In that case, I shall use my deadliest spell!

Meteor? Flare?

: No... Though those are strong. I'm talking about BIO!

: But that doesn't even penetrate defenses, and you can't learn it naturally and-

BBBBBTTTTTHHHHAAAAAUUUUURRRRRRPPPHHHHH

*Celes bends over and squats to aim her immense ass towards Sumireko. She then lets out a huge fart, but it seems to have no effect.*

: W-what's going on?!

If anything I'm glad that the fart level of that “Merton” spell didn't affect us too much. Only instead of fire and wind it's more POISON and wind.

: Doesn't mean we don't have to still breathe it... *cough cough*

: HAH! I knew it was a good idea to block Poison-type moves with this Force Field!

Darn it! That also explains why the ice didn't do any damage either!

: And since she seems to have done her research I imagine she's immune to Holy spells too!

: That's right! The only element I didn't block is Water, and unless you plan on summoning a whale or something I doubt you have that!

: True, as this isn't the Advance port!

That means that there's going to be some random helper in the wings to help defeat her!

: You know that I can just use Flare or Meteor or something, right?

: What are the chances of that? I'll defeat Celes and-

????: WATER DRAGON!

*A water dragon attacks Sumireko, who had turned into her normal form and smacked away.*

: CURSES! Fine! I guess I'll just leave this time, as you just keep bringing up more girls! There's no reason to keep bashing my head against such an idiot!

Wait, am I an idiot?

: I mean you sure act the part sometimes. You need to be more conscious of the people around you.

I suppose. But thank you for saving me, Celes.

: But I didn't-well, I suppose I did last week, but I'm not the one who summoned that creature.

Wait, then who?

????: To think that you would forget about me this quickly, Topaz!

*A girl with beautiful blue hair comes walking out, revealing her identity.*

: Your memory must be even worse than we had expected. But I was the one who saved you this time!

*She flicks her hair in an epic display.*

: And now that your little battle is over, you should be able to concentrate on me better for next time!

That's true, as we won't need plot. So it looks like we have a girl for next time too!

: I imagine that Zettai will like her more than Celes at least.

: HEY! Though I do understand, as she seems closer to his sort of tastes.

Precisely! Not that she's perfect for him either, but it seems we'll be looking at a water girl after this week's icy one!

: You should just be glad that I heard “Celes” and came too. It sounds quite a bit like my Rune Knight.

: I can see that, but let's not give too much of a hint even if it might be obvious who is coming up.

That's right. So be sure to see the second girl from this classic series next week!

*With that Topaz ends this week's blog, and stay tuned for next week's!”

Anime Relations: Gensou Mangekyou: The Memories of Phantasm

This is the eight-hundred-thirty-fifth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return to where the last blog left off, with Topaz and Riri finally finding civilization in Gensokyo. However, there seems to be a strong enemy in their path.*

: Darn it, and us without our flutes!

: Are you calling me a fat Snorlax?

: Not at all! I didn't mean that!

: Considering her ass is uselessly flat and she's faking a certain something perhaps it would be better to call her Sudowoodo~

*Seiga has a smug expression, making the pink-haired girl glare.*

: Just because my ass isn't the size of a boar doesn't mean it's FLAT! Besides, I'd rather not need a wheelbarrow to carry my ass!

: True. They're much better used as beasts of burden. If you have to drag a fat ass around it's your own fault for buying the over-sized donkey. (Darn you, Topaz. You always make me say the dumbest jokes!)

: That sounds like an awful joke, one that only one person could come up with. Speaking of which, you've been awfully quiet Topaz...

Er, I-I apologize. I couldn't find a place to push into the conversation.

: Fitting with how anti-social you are.

: Yet he's so well known that he's able to talk about girls. Though it does make me a little curious. How about you talk about me next?

I'm not sure. I don't know a lot about you, even if I did my share of research.

: Being fair you did Seiga just find and hadn't played any game she's from.

: Wait-what?

Shhh, you shouldn't reveal that. But at least I won't be forced to run around looking for someone to talk about. I do want you to know something before I begin though.

: Do not worry, as I understand a lot about your blog. It can be a little personal, but as a good hermit I know better than find that offensive.

That's good to know, especially since I go through some perverse things. But that isn't what I was going to warn you about.

: It wasn't? Then what were you going to say?

: He means that, once he begins your blog, your ass will continue to grow bigger and heavier. Just look at how big mine is, and that's after having it done last week!

*Seiga shows off her enormous ass, still wearing the naked apron from last week. Her enormous cheeks are each bigger than the pink-haired hermit's whole body, nearly knocking her over.*

: That IS a huge ass, but you've always had a big ass. I doubt that this is because of Topaz's blog.

No, it really is!

: I'd say it's an epidemic but luckily the girls seem alright with it.

: If you still don't believe how about you let Topaz start the blog? That way you'll know for sure, and your ass could stand to become bigger.

: I heard that! And since you seem to be worried about returning to your old world I'll go take care of the Hakurei Barrier. I was one of the ones who put it up, so you should be safe to return.

Talk about a great reason, as if making your ass even bigger wasn't enough! You're certainly being helpful!

: *Pouting* I was helpful first!

I know, but I've already talked about you. Since I have her permission it's time for me to talk say that...



: It's still unfortunate that she gets her own series while I only have a chapter or so!

I agree, but you're also in the main series more.

: Actually I'm playable in one of the fighting games.

: So you're even playable?!

: It's always funny when spin-off characters appear in the main series.

: Just because I was created in an non-game doesn't mean that I'm any lesser!

: No, but you lacking an arm does. What are you trying to be, a slot machine with that one arm?

That or the leader of the Thief's Guild!

: Topaz, you're the only one who would get the reference to Arestes from Quest for Glory 5...

Darn, you're right. I suppose I need to keep my reference to Super Nintendo games.

: Right, like calling her Tomas Jefferson when referring to slot machines.

: I'm still not sure why you're saying such things, but I imagine you're making fun of me.

Oh, sorry. We're just going off what Seiga said to be funny.

: I imagine if I knew the references they'd be amusing. But you shouldn't be too cruel to Kasen either.

That's a fair point, so Kasen I apologize.

: Do not worry about that. I'm just glad to hear you'll be talking about me.

But of course, and even now your ass has grown a little bigger.

: Has it?

*Kasen fondles her buns, though I don't mean the ones in her hair either. Her cheeks are certainly more plump than before the blog began though still nowhere near Seiga's gigantic size.*

: Hmmm, it seems that I am assier. But I imagine I'll grow even larger.

Certainly! But before we begin the blog proper we have to do something first, and I don't mean make even more jokes and references!

: That's a relief, as they seem to be poor in general.

Still better than having useless filler so close to the end of the series like with Wonderful PreCure. It keeps being surprising with how much further my opinion of it falls.

: You're being distracted again.

Oh, my apologies. But what I have to talk about is your name.

: My... name?

That's right! After all, Ibaraki is a famous Japanese oni, and you were named after it. You are even missing an arm and are an oni, so the connections should be obvious!

: Ibaraki... Ibaraki... Why does that name sound so familiar?

Oh, I did the oni Ibaraki from FGO some time ago. Granted it probably wasn't a great blog, but sometimes that happens.

: Hmmm, so you've already spoken about a demonic namesake. But don't forget that my nickname is “Ibarakasen” either.

Don't worry as I remember. Or rather my research has told me. Do note that the “Kasen” in her pseudonym is spelled differently which is difficult to see in English text.

: One of the disadvantages of your blog I imagine.

At least I'm not causing localization issues because translators force horrible things. But to explain things the “Ibarakasen” seems to mean “rose flower hermit” which is occasionally shortened to “flower hermit” (Which is ALSO “Kasen”). In her normal name of “Ibaraki Kasen” it means “Rose (thorn) bush” and “Flower fan”. Man these names are really complicated.

: Being fair I imagine other girls also have complex names, it's just that the wiki you use as a special area where they go into the origins of her name.

: Well, as much as I dislike having my true name explained like that I am fortunate that the normal townsfolk won't be reading it.

: Oh, and don't forget! Her name is also homophonous with “Kasenko” from the Eight Immortals of Taoist mythology!

True-wait, did you say that just to bring up Taoism again?

: Certainly not... unless-

: Stop trying to convert people, and instead let me give it a try-

Hey now. What is this, that one Famicom game where Taoism leads to humanity being saved?

: Let's hope not. Life is likely better not in any strange early JRPGs...

True. The graphics are a lot better after now. But I suppose that's enough random references and it should be time for us to start talking about Kasen truly.

: Eh? You haven't been?

Only your name. Your sections haven't started yet, but let's not waste any more time!

*With that Topaz properly begins Kasen's blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Kasen has pretty decent hair though I do prefer her “true oni” form. She has shoulder length pink hair, with quite a bit of soft fluff to it (though the exact amount of volume depends on the artist). The pink hair isn't too bad, and I'll even mention that as a playable character in a fighting game her alts have different hair color (some which include purple, brown, and black). Kasen also has a cute hairstyle, with twin buns held by a cover and cute ribbons as well as an ahoge on top. She uses this to conceal her oni side, as when she becomes her full form she has a horn on each side of her head. More importantly is that her hair lengthens quite a bit! I don't mean something like “oh slightly past her shoulders” I mean full on “passes by her hips” kind of length! It was a big surprise for me, and helped me to like Kasen's hair more. Unfortunately I think that it's just for a short time, but regardless it helps (better than a haircut at least). Overall Kasen does pretty nicely here with her pink color and cute hair style, but as I mentioned I like her long hair and horns.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Kasen's eyes are also pretty good as well. She doesn't wear glasses, at least as far as I know, but that happens sadly. She does have tsurime eyes as far as I can tell, and they're fairly nicely designed with some nice eyelashes in the corners for emphasis. She also has a slight line above her eye, possibly signifying that they are partially closed. Kasen's eyes are also either red or pink, which is a nice color and mostly fits with her hair color as well. I will also mention that in her oni form she has slit-like pupils, showing off her fiendish change I suppose. Still, overall Kasen's eyes aren't my favorite color though I do appreciate the matching, and the shape is pretty nice as well so she does decently here.
Grade: B

===Face==
This is an area where Kasen really doesn't stand out a lot, as she has a similar face to a lot of characters. Not in a bad way, especially as she has the small dot-like nose I like usually. She has some cute expressions, but like I said nothing stands out. Still, even if Kasen doesn't impress me too much she still has a decent face.
Grade: B-

: Hmmm. It looks like you're doing a pretty good job talking about me.

But of course, as I wouldn't give a wild and horned hermit like you a bad blog! Or at least on purpose, as I have limited confidence in myself and my work.

: Well, at least you're stubborn and continue to talk about this blog even after so many years.

That's true! Not many people would do something like this for so long without being paid.

: I'm sure you're just doing it out of habit at this point. However, I'm a little angry that Kasen has better eyes than I do!

: I do? Well, I suppose you'd know considering he talked about you last week.

Indeed. Though being fair there isn't too much of a difference, other than Kasen's oni form giving her a bit of variety due to the pupil change. The only reason Seiga did slightly worse is because blue is a bit more overrated. I do like her hair color more though.

: I'm glad to hear, even if we got about the same score. What's with that?

: Now now, there's no reason for us to butt heads too much.

: That's more Keine's thing anyway.

True true. Being fair Kasen does have some good traits when it comes to her hair. Her buns are cute and I like how she tries to hide her horns with them.

: Which is why she's called the “horned hermit” after all.

: Please don't point that out too much...

: And Topaz, don't make the obvious joke.

What obvious joke?

: Calling her horny!

*Riri is shocked she said it herself, and in her self-disappointment she covers her head and turns away.*

: You don't have to look away on my behalf. It's not like the first time I've heard it.

: No no, I'm ashamed I've stooped so low...

It was a great wordplay though!

: No it wasn't, and your approval only fills me with more depression...

: Well, it looks like Ririchiyo is distracted so let's continue with the blog. Or at least the review.

Makes sense. As mentioned above Kasen's hair is pretty great. And also pretty in general, with the pink color likely giving her a “rose” appearance. As mentioned her horns are really cute, and I like how her hair gets really long when she goes full oni.

: I thank you for all the praise.

But of course! Though Seiga's hair is great too, no offense meant towards her too.

: You don't need to tell me that, though assuring me still feels nice.

But of course. And both of you have great facial designs, though I'm not good with that sort of thing. You don't look exactly the same, but the nice curves to your cheeks, chins, and your small noses all look good to me.

: I suppose being done by the same artist, at least mostly, helps with that.

Exactly, and I don't mean anything bad by it either!

: That said, I'm sure that Topaz likes MY bigger, shapelier “cheeks” even more~

*Seiga bends over, mooning due to her naked apron. She shakes her massive cheeks, bouncing her ass flab in a very sexual way.*

: H-hey, no fair butting in! Literally!

*Kasen presses her ass, which had grown so much it was beginning to break through her skirt, against Seiga's bare cheeks. The horned hermit also fondles her own cheeks.*

: See, my fat ass is certainly growing as well!

That it is, though you still have a lot more room to grow. Luckily we still have a lot more to go through with your blog.

: Then go ahead, Topaz! I want to hear more from you about myself!

Then let's head to the next sections!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
On one hand Kasen is somewhat curvy, at least for a Touhou character, but that isn't too bad in this case. She seems to have an athletic build, as she does some Chinese martial arts in her idle poses in game, though she's also not overly muscular. She looks like she'd have nice legs, but she doesn't stand out too much. But the main trait of Kasen is her bandaged right arm, as while it would appear that she's a chuunibyou she isn't! She doesn't even usually carry that arm with her, as most of the time she has “phantom limb” as if it was made out of smoke or something. As she was based on Ibaraki she had her arm cut off, and she keeps it mummified. However, when Kasen puts it back it seems to take her over with oni power. For once she legitimately has a cursed right hand! Humorously she also has a “rocket punch” in the games as a special move. Her main issue is that, while overall Kasen does have a cool body especially with her cursed right hand, she doesn't do well at showing off the sexiness of her body.
Grade: B

===Chest===
Fortunately it also means that Kasen doesn't show off here either. Granted Touhou isn't that kind of series, but I'm sure you know what I mean. Though not fanart, as that's always terrible and mamocentric. I do think her outfit brings it out a little, especially with the big rose, but it's still not to bad. As such Kasen does alright here, at least if you avoid terrible fanart.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Kasen has a surprising amount of nice outfits, though I imagine the mobile game LostWord helps out a lot. Her usual outfit consists of a maroon tabard with a ivy design which goes about to her knees over a white top with emphasized shoulders and a green skirt. She also has a large rose ornament on her chest too, right under her collar, and her shoes match her tabard. She also has a shackle with chain on her left wrist too. These colors might be different in her various alts in the fighting game, as is common, and in full Oni mode her clothes are blue, black, and gold instead (and her skirt seems longer as well). Kasen also has a lot of outfits in LostWord as mentioned. This includes a Reimu-like miko outfit, a white dress, a steampunk maid, a Chinese dress with pantyhose, and a prefect outfit with spats and cape. They mostly help Kasen's normal outfit, so overall she does fairly well here.
Grade: B+

: This is no fair!

*Seiga interrupts the blog.*

: And quit pointing it out after the fact as well, narrator!

Being fair it's his job to do so. But do you have some problem?

: Of course I have problems!

: Because you're such a wicked hermit?

: You don't need to bring that up! Topaz knows exactly what I'm mad at him about!

Sadly I do not...

: Don't blame Topaz, as he's really dense most times.

This is true. But Riri! I'm glad you're not feeling depressed.

: Time heals all wounds, and this time I knew I had to get back to keeping you under control.

Makes sense. So what are you angry about Seiga? Is it because Kasen has better scores than you?

: Of COURSE it is! Do you really think that she has that much of a better body than me? Especially now!

*With that Seiga shows off her immense ass, bending over and shaking her bare jiggly cheeks.*

: Hey now, don't count me out. Topaz may not be done with the blog, but I've still grown a fair bit!

*Kasen presses her cheek against one of Seiga's ass, and while not as big still is quite a bit bigger than earlier. Her cheeks are completely bursting out of her outfit, her crack still hidden by the tabard.*

: See? Topaz's blog is certainly helping me!

That it is, but both of you should know that I am unable to count such things for the purposes of my blog. That said, your bodies are fairly similar at least in canon. Not that you show off too much I suppose, but still.

: I suppose that is a failing of the franchise, but on the other hand it encourages fanart.

True true. And I will say that Kasen only having one arm is a fairly unique trait. I don't think that I've done a girl with only one arm before.

: Then again your memory is terrible.

Fair point. There may be one that has a cyborg arm or something and I've forgotten. Like how Fuuka from Accel World having artificial legs.

: At least you're not picking on me for missing an arm.

*She waves her bandaged “arm” around.*

: It's true. We can only make so many chuunibyou jokes after all.

: The hand of hers burns with an awesome power!

: Quiet both of you! Topaz still has more to talk about!

But I like silly jokes and references. Still, I shouldn't get too distracted. I have to explain why Kasen did better than Seiga in these areas.

: Good point, I do want to hear about that!

In all fairness most of the time Kasen is possibly bustier, but hides it a fair amount. However, Seiga has that dumb mamocentric card. If Kasen had something like that they'd probably be scored in a similar fashion.

: I see. It's a shame for Seiga but I understand.

Exactly. And being fair while they had a similar number of cards Kasen has more variety with her miko cosplay, maid, and other oufits.

: So how can you tell it's Reimu in particular?

Well it should be fairly obvious as it looks similar. Plus it's missing armpits, even if I'm not into that. Reimu has a very distinct miko style too, at least as far as the sleeves and skirt too.

: I see I see.

Plus there's the fact that I'm pretty sure you can see the shrine in the background. But also helping Kasen is that she's from a fighting game. This gives her usual outfit a lot of palette swap options too.

: A shame I'm not a playable character!

True true. But you're still a great girl too Seiga. And I don't mean just for your enormous ass either!

: I'm glad you still have a good sense of taste.

But of course, at least most of the time. That said, how about we continue onward. Just a little bit of Kasen's blog to do.

: And I look forward to it. But in the meantime let's keep walking.

Good plan, I think. But where are we going?

: Well, I might not have enough power by myself to push you through the barrier, so we're going to see a certain sage.

You mean Yukari?

: Her? She's a little scary as she has the ability to appear anywhere!

: You can travel through walls so you being scared of her is ironic...

: Ah, I see you know about Yukari. We should be able to get through easier that way.

Well, I know her. This is Ririchiyo's first trip here.

: We came here by accident.

: Ufu, let's hope that's the only “accident” you two had~

*Riri cutely pounds on Seiga.*

: Fine fine, I'll stop picking on you...

Let's hope you won't be so wicked as to lie about that. We can't be concerned with that, as we have more of Kasen's blog to do!

*With that Topaz continues onward with Kasen's blog. Meanwhile the oni hermit continues to lead them to Yukari's place.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Kasen is based on Ibaraki-douji, though she is much friendlier in Gensokyo. Ibaraki-douji is a historic oni from ancient Japan, as you might remember from my blog on the FGO version. Her arm was cut off in a battle, and that is why Kasen is missing an arm though I suppose I may be summarizing more than I should be. Still, she was once a famous sage but is now disguised as a hermit to hide her oni side. She wasn't always an oni though, which is why she gets along with humans and fights for their side. Her manga has Kasen get tasks from Komachi on occasion, dealing with spirit issues. As mentioned Kasen wasn't always an oni though she is now, all thanks to her magical medicine box. It can cure any disease or other ailment, but by drinking too much from it you become an oni. Even if she's a hermit she still eats, which in Gensokyo is surprising enough to mention (hermits that live for a long time stop needing to do such). She is also one of the people who can get though the barrier, as she was involved in the creation. Other abilities Kasen has includes monster taming (as she has a lot of cryptids both in the games and manga) and keeping her home from being found via illusions (technically fangshu). As an oni she also has a weakness to beans it seems. Finally, Kasen seems to be voiced by Seiko Yoshida (Zest from Shinmai Maou no Testament), Hitomi Sasaki (Admire Vega from Uma Musume), and Asuka Shinomiya (Kiriko from Revue Starlight) in LostWord. Overall Kasen is fairly decent in this area, but she's also not too impressive among other Touhou characters even if she does have a manga dedicated to her. Still, she is a cool girl even if she's not one of my favorites.
Grade: B

===Libido==
As far as I know, which granted isn't too much, Kasen doesn't seem to show too much libido. It's possible that she was in a romantic relationship with Miyako before her death, which is one reason for the rivalry between Kasen and Seiga (who turned Miyako into a Jiang Shi). As expected I imagine that his causes the two hermits to be shipped with one another. She also knew Reimu and her shrine from some time ago, but the miko had no memory currently until Kasen brought it up. Still, they're pretty good friends now. Finally Kasen also knows the fellow sages Yukari and Okina, though I'm not sure how valid that is for this area. Regardless, overall Kasen has some potential yuri relationships but I cannot be sure how appreciated they are.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Much like Seiga last week Kasen is fairly old, though I mean that in the best way. She's likely over 1000 years old, but I'm not sure if we have any more details. She does look like a young adult at least, but in Gensokyo that isn't too uncommon. She isn't treated as one of the older girls at least. Overall, even if Kasen is a teenhag-ish or slightly older I wouldn't mind having more detail than “over a millennium maybe”.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 74
Average score: 8.2
Final Grade: B

And with that Kasen's blog is done!

: What a coincidence as we're almost to Yukari's place.

: Wow, we must have really been moving at the speed of plot! That or Gensokyo is malleable by our personal feelings.

: Must be, as we probably have just enough time for Topaz to explain his thoughts.

That's very convenient! But it seems that the two of you score pretty similar. Granted Seiga has some problems, but she does seem to be “better” otherwise.

: You aren't just saying that because Zettai likes her, right?

Certainly not, as I do like blue hair and she has a cooler usual outfit. Kasen benefits more from her oni form and various side outfits.

: I suppose it is fitting that we score similar somewhat. We're both quite old after all.

: Speak for yourself! I'm at least immortal, while you have a lifespan if a long one due to being an oni.

Regardless both of you do quite fine. I also like Seiga's backstory a fair bit more, though Kasen's as being the Gensokyo version of Ibaraki-Douji is interesting as well. I also like her monster taming abilities.

: A shame you haven't played the new Dragon Quest Remake or you'd make a reference to their abilities!

True, sadly the only references I am able to make include throwing out Zus to reduce enemy HP by 25% or Gau's various abilities. Still, Kasen's abilities not only give cute moves in the fighting games but also gives some transportation bonuses in her manga. It's cool, even if she's not too stand-out for me.

: Plus her pairings aren't as great as mine.

: That is only your opinion!

Now now. It is true that Seiga had a husband at least which helps a bit. I do appreciate the yuri potential though, even if you don't fit too well. Still, that means you're not too bad.

: Well, I suppose that is something. I at least appreciate you taking time to talk about me.

But of course, as I like talking about cool girls like you! But it seems our time is up.

: Sounds ominious.

: I think it's because we're at Yukari's...

Exactly.

*They knock, and enter.*

: Hmmm? Someone is here? What a time for my familiars to be out. But I will not let you steal anything, thieves!

: Don't get too upset, as we've come with Topaz!

Hello, I'm back! And I have my stand back thanks to your help!

: AH! I thought I sensed someone unfamiliar here. What a lovely stand you have.

*Yukari pats Riri's head, making her cranky.*

: He doesn't mean me! I'm his companion and assistant!

: I see. So what brings you here if my advice solved your issue?

Well, Kasen brought us here thinking you could get us through the barrier back to our home.

: You SHOULD be able to do it, right?

: But of course. Such a thing is simple.

Simple? Well, I suppose that-

*Yukari snaps her fingers, and in mid-sentence Topaz and Riri appear back in their town.*

-it may be simple. Man that was quick.

: Yukari is a powerful youkai after all.

True true, and I'm glad to be back home. Though it seems there's a gigantic orb where Miruki's tower once stood.

: True. I'm glad we didn't get sucked in as that would be awful. That said, what are we going to be doing next time?

Hmmm, that's a good question. How about we go back to a great magical girl series and do a certain pair of girls?

: That could be any number of magical girl series or pairs of girls, Topaz!

Fair point. I should be more specific, including mentioning I'll only do one next time. However, if I were to say that she may be inspired by a Gundam Wing Gundam.

: Topaz, neither of us would get that reference as we haven't seen that.

Good point... But if I say that the Gundam in question is “Deathscythe” will that help out?

: Sorta, but that's a really big stretch. I think.

I mean we can always use more Desu...

: And now with the awful ancient meme! Don't tell me that you're going to end on such a terrible joke!

*With that Topaz ends the blog.*

: Darn it, Topaz!

*Be sure to catch next week's girl though!*

Anime Relations: Gensou Mangekyou: The Memories of Phantasm

This is the eight-hundred-thirty-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We arrive where we left off last week, with Riri and Topaz ending up in Gensokyo. They also happened to meet with a blue-haired hermit as well.*

: That's right, and absolutely nothing else happened!

: Sure sure~ That's why you two were so naked when I happened upon you.

: That's only because we came into this world in midair and fell into the lake! Topaz, defend us!

Hack-shew, Hack-shew...

*Topaz is sleeping peacefully.*

: What's he doing sleeping?

: Either he's doing this on purpose to avoid the question or he's just that exhausted. Regardless he really should get up.

: So why is he so tired?

: Same thing as always. Staying up way too late for video games. Regardless, WAKE UP!

*Topaz sits up and shakes his head.*

Man, Riri! I just had an insane dream! We fought not only one horrendously mamocentric girl but basically a over-inflated Infamy! Then we had to teleport to Gensokyo in an emergency! Good thing that didn't happen.

: Look around...

*Topaz does so.*

Oh, so we are here. And it looks like we've met with this week's girl as well.

: But of course~ Though what do you mean by “this week's girl”? That sounds quite ominous...

: Only because you don't know what Topaz is here to do.

That's right. This is our annual tradition of talking about Touhou girls after the anniversary. Luckily we didn't have to go far for you, if you'll let me blog about you.

: Blog about me? I don't know what that means.

I'll just be talking about you, about topics on your looks and personality.

: Oh? And why would I allow you to do such a thing?

*The blue-haired beauty looks smug as she crosses her arms, glancing at Topaz with a smile.*

Well, I've been doing these blogs for a long time. I'm quite experienced and I'm sure that you'll enjoy it as well.

: Like he's said he's talked to a lot of girls in Gensokyo as well. From people like Reimu or Patchouli, or ones like Hecatia or Junko.

: Huh, that is quite the varied amount of girls, but I do try to make myself less known among the people. If you get my drift.

Don't worry, as I have a very low readership. But he's a big fan of yours!

: Only one reader? Why do something like this, then? It's not like you shouldn't have better things to do.

I probably should, but I'm a huge waste of space and air sadly. Especially since it takes so long for me to write blogs like this...

: I blame Topaz being too stubborn to quit.

That's possibly a reason, but I just like talking about cute girls. Besides, I know my readers appreciate my hard work just like I appreciate their work!

: I see... Well, I suppose that I can accept you talking about me-under ONE condition!

Yes? What is it?

: Be careful not to accept something dumb, Topaz.

Who do you think I am?

: Someone dumb.

Fair, I suppose. I have shown my foolishness quite a bit. Regardless, what is your request.

: Come to Taoism~

*The hermit holds out her hands in a way that makes it seem like she wants a hug, but Topaz doesn't accept.*

I apologize, but I cannot do that. You don't want a lump like me in your religion, as I'll only bring it down.

: E-eh?! I thought you would be all over me if I offered a hug. Could it be that a pervert who requests women to talk about isn't a pervert?

I mean I am, but you're my friend Zettai's girl. I wouldn't betray him like that! Plus just because I like naughty things and joking doesn't mean I'm instantly in a trance if a woman offers to hold me.

: Plus you were probably not understanding her intents.

True. I thought it was just a welcoming hug. But regardless I will have to refuse the offer.

: To be refused... No, I will not stand for this! And if you're a friend of Zettai I know a much better way to seduce you this time.

*Next she bends over and moons with her fat hermit ass. She even jiggles her cheeks, which sparkle like two big moons. The wordplay is fitting as well.*

: See? Don't you love my huge ass? It's not like a wall, but I certainly have a “hole” and-

Hey now, that's getting a little too far for my blog's sake. I can show off your ass, but anything more... delicate is beyond my age rating.

: You know that your readers are all adults.

I mean so am I age-wise. Doesn't mean that I can't stifle my perversion and have lines which I won't cross. Still, that is one glorious ass.

: BUTT of course~ That said, how about you join and become a Tao-ASS-t. You might enjoy it more than you expect~

I won't be swayed by your swaying ass! Even if it does look great, but Riri's is far bigger!

*Riri shows off her humongous cheeks, though not through mooning.*

: Yeah, I certainly know. It's all your blog's fault.

: His blog's fault? What do you mean?

: We're not quite sure ourselves, but for a while whenever Topaz talks about a girl her ass expands to a huge size!

: A huge size... So this works on all girls?

Certainly! Well, I suppose that if you're too villainous it won't work but-

: I-I see. Though I should mention that if there's any rumors about there being a wicked hermit which sneaks into homes and steals their stuff... It's obviously a lie, and if it isn't it's not me!

: That certainly suspicious!

Perhaps, but don't worry. I know all about you being a wicked hermit and that you're more of a villain.

: Oh...

*She looks disappointed.*

Don't worry. By “villain” I mean someone who is attacking me, not someone who does naughty things. It's not like I'm Santa or anything.

: He's not Satan either, despite looking oddly like Jack Black.

Shhh, you shouldn't talk about my actual body like that. Anyway, since you know you'll be growing how would you like for me to talk about you?

: Hmmm, I do not know of any reason that I should deny you. Go right ahead and talk about me!

I'm glad to hear you'll so willing to let me talk about you, as it seems that...



*After Topaz finishes the intro, Seiga starts fondling her cheeks. She put her skirt back on, and thus was rubbing over her clothes, but it was still sexy. She could also sense she was becoming bigger already too.*

: Hmmm, so it would appear that your blog is already taking effect. This is a good sign, I suppose.

Because it means you'll have a bigger ass, and thus eventually out-ass Ririchiyo?

: Why me in particular?

: Because you're right there and I wanted to prove myself to you. It also means that you don't see me as a villain either.

Of course not! You've only been kind to us!

: Maybe a little assuming but-

: Oh ho~ Because I interrupted your little romantic interlude?

: NO! I-I mean, we weren't doing anything! And t-that wouldn't make you a villain either! (Don't admit to being Topaz's, Riri! Oh, she's going to cause my arrhythmia to act up again...)

: Ufuu~ You are so much fun to tease, aren't you. But I am glad that Topaz is not judging me on my actions.

Certainly not! You may be a villain in canon but that doesn't matter for the blog. I mean occasionally villains happen to be blog villains, but usually that's because they do something awful. You're a fine girl, Seiga.

: But of course~ Though I appreciate you calling me a “girl” and not an old lady or hag.

But of course, though I will discuss your age at a later point in the blog. But first we have something before we get going with the blog. It's something that we do at the GENESIS of every blog, and is a MEGA DRIVE-ing force of the blog! We won't need a MASTER SYSTEM to point out your name, nor will we need to send a signal to SATURN. DREAMCAST.

*Ririchiyo rolls her eyes.*

: What's the matter, Topaz? Couldn't find a pun for the last one.

Believe me I tried like 32X combinations. But enough about my bad puns.

: Finally. I didn't get them at all...

: It's alright. Topaz is just an idiot.

An idiot who has been doing this for over 16 years now! Regardless I should stop it with the Sega-type puns. I don't even think that Seiga's name is pronounced the same way.

: Probably not, since I think her name is Chinese.

: I won't tell, but I will mention that my proper name is likely pronounced as “Qing'e Huo”.

Writing it out like that only makes things more complex! I thought that names like Keke and Mengmeng were already confusing...

: What's so confusing about it? It's just pronunciation...

: You'll have to excuse him. He's American, and thus foreign words confuse him.

I mean both are true, but I also blame the letters being different from what I expect. Man language is hard...

: In that case I had better not mention my maiden name-well, it might not be called that but it is a more familiar term for you- is “Nyan Nyan”.

Gorgeous, delicious, deculture?

: Hmmm?

S-sorry, I heard that and got a flashback. But in all seriousness Seiga does have a very unusual name, even considering what I usually look at.

: So you don't know the meanings then?

I wouldn't say that. The Touhou wiki provided all the information I needed for that, though I am hoping it's correct information.

: Wait, are you saying people LIE? On the INTERNET?

But of course! It's made for that, porn, and cat videos!

: Let's hope not all three at the same time...

: In that case I hope that you won't be spreading lies.

I hope not either, as you're a great girl Seiga! Anyway, her name seems to be based on an old Chinese ghost story. As for a more direct meaning, “Kaku” is an uncommon but actual surname in China, “Seiga” means "Blue/Green/Youth Beauty", and “Nyan Nyan'” is an approximation of "Niang Niang", which is an archaic word for referring to an empress, a consort, or a goddess.

: So in other words, I'm a blue young beauty who is like a goddess~

*Seiga laughs in a proud fashion, similar to an ojou.*

: Better than what some of those other words mean, at least...

: What was that?

: N-nothing!

Calm down, I'm sure she was only kidding. Now, how about we begin the blog proper now that we've talked about your name?

: Hmmm, I have a feeling you're trying to distract me. But I AM interested. Go ahead and start the blog!

Glad to hear you're ready to listen, and I hope you enjoy it as well!

*With that Topaz begins his blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Seiga's hair is pretty cool, even if it happens to look short. The blue color makes her stand out and while I do like darker colors it's still in a pretty range most of the time (some adaptations make her hair lighter). She has a bit of a bob, but apparently the double hoop style she has is named the “Flying Xian style”. Or that's what they linked to on her wiki page. I will mention some adaptations do make Seiga's hair slightly longer, having it reach her shoulders all the way along and the manga and Lostword even gives her cute drills in her sidecurls! Her bangs are fairly decent, doing their purpose of hiding her forehead but the exact method may change. I also can't forget to mention Seiga's long hairpin. Not only is it something that helps make her unique but it's what gives her her ability to walk through walls! I mean, I don't know if it's an ability of the hairpin itself, as she basically creates holes to go through any (non-liquid) wall, or if she can use anything and the hairpin is just a convenient tool. Regardless, overall Seiga's blue hair is really unique and cool, and while it could be longer I imagine most of her hair is put up in her hoops so it may be longer than it appears.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Granted I do mention that blue eyes are fairly overdone, but much like a wall it won't hold Seiga back! It helps that her hair matches her eyes. I'll also mention that her eyes are a nice shape, though as mentioned before I'm not huge into Zun's art for the purpose of the blog though I do respect all his work. In the manga and Lostword Seiga has really pretty eyelashes and strong corners, and while it does come down a bit her eyes are more rounded on top I think. All in all the shape of her eyes is really good, though sadly she does not wear glasses. Still, overall Seiga does decently here with the main issue being that blue eyes are overdone, but having blue hair and a fairly nice mature shape all help out.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Seiga has a really pretty face, as you can see. Granted the Zun version isn't as great, but such things happen and other material certainly help. She has nice curve to her cheeks and chin, and her smile is quite cute and simple. Speaking of simple things her nose is quite small which is always enjoyed. I will mention one of here Lostword versions wears a mask, but you can still see the details of her face under it. Overall Seiga has a very lovely face and looks very cute with her simple smile.
Grade: B

*Seiga seems to be thinking hard.*

Something the matter?

: Yeah, and it should be fairly obvious. You say you like my hair, right?

But of course. Granted the term “flying Xian style” is something that I got from a wiki as I'm not sure if that's the official name or not, but I do like the cute hoops. The main issue is that I would like it to be longer, or at least more implied that it's longer.

: That is understandable, though knowing you like my hair style is good. However, it's the color I'm more questioning.

Of course as blue hair is wonderful! Especially a nice sorta-dark shade like yours.

: In that case... Why is my picture in black and white?!

*She points to her head, though while her picture is not in color she certainly is.*

Hey now, that's not my fault. Blame your manga appearance not having a color version, and if this site had one I would have used it!

: They can't have that, Topaz. They need the room for eight more similar pictures of Hikigaya!

Darn you Males Are Loved!

*Topaz shakes his fist at the internet.*

: I see, so it's that you're lazy then.

Yes, that is another reason. But I'm sure that my readers know how great your blue hair is! Hopefully at least!

: Perhaps we can distract them by talking about something else.

: My EYES also aren't in color, all because Topaz is lazy.

I mean that isn't as much of a problem, as blue eyes are sadly more common. I do appreciate them matching at least, and shape-wise they look pretty good too. And fortunately they aren't tied like your hair.

: That would be really silly, but I understand about the picture not being your fault.

Certainly, as you deserve better!

: It's going to be silly once Seiga's page update adds a color one, as it'll appear here and make this whole conversation unnecessary.

One can only hope so. Then again, I suppose that most of my conversations are unnecessary.

: Don't say that, as I am enjoying the blog quite a bit!

I'm glad to hear that, though I hope not just because your ass has grown so much!

*Seiga arches her back and pushes out her fat ass. Her cheeks are quite a bit bigger now, and she rubs them as they start tearing her skirt.*

: I am surprised you noticed as I hadn't. I guess I'll have to start making bigger holes in walls or I'll get stuck!

Sounds sexy! I bet Zettai wouldn't mind having you make a hole and sticking your ass in to gas-out him!

: Ufu, that does sound like a sexy use of my abilities. I should try it on him sometime~

I'm sure you will eventually. That said, we can't forget about your face.

: True, though first allow me to put this away.

*Seiga stands up to keep her fat ass from being shown off too much.*

: I don't want to distract you with my can while you talk about my face after all.

Completely understandable. Though there isn't too much that stands out about Seiga's face. Not that it's a bad thing of course, as I still like her smaller nose and cute features of course.

: Hmm, I understand of course. After all, it's my hair that's probably the most notable part of my head.

Exactly. It's a cool hairstyle that stands out fairly well, and I like how your hairpin factors into your ability.

: In all fairness it's not an ability of the hairpin, I just keep it handy.

: Are you sure you can reveal that?

: It's alright, as like with how huge my ass is the blog is not canon.

Precisely! Though speaking of your ass how about we continue on to the next section?

: Great plan, as I look forward to it!

Awesome!

*With her permission Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Unfortunately Touhou, despite what fanart and certain “books” may lead you to believe, is not that fanservice-y. As far as I can tell, Seiga herself has a pretty good body even if she doesn't show it off too much. Her lower half, namely her legs, do get shown off quite a bit though it's a shame it's not Seiga's ass instead. She should have a big mature ass after all! And being fair her legs aren't extremely impressive though I'm glad she has a body part she's known for that's not being a cow. I'll comment that it almost looks like she has barely any ankles, but it might just be the art style or me looking too hard. Regardless I imagine that Seiga's body is a curvy mature sort and she should show off more (especially of her fat ass).
Grade: B

===Chest===
With one exception Seiga does pretty well in this area. She's not too mamocentric and while most Touhou characters are slender in official works Seiga stands out by being on the mature side. She does have a bit of a curve and could be considered rounded occasionally, but nothing too bad. Well, except for the “Desires” alternate universe one from Lostword where she suddenly inflates and looks awful. That is obviously from the worst timeline, and while it would be better for me to ignore it I have to mention any problem areas. Other than that Seiga doesn't show off, so overall she does pretty well here as at least she's on the older side.
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
Seiga is one example where she doesn't have a lot of variety unless we count spin-offs, but that's perfectly fine. She usually wears a blue dress with puffy shoulders and frilled seams on her arms and lower hem. She also wears a white vest with dark blue designs. As a whole it seems blue is her color, which fits her well. Sadly while she has red ties on her legs it's not because she wears thighhighs, instead keeping a talisman in place. She unfortunately wears short socks with black shoes. I do like her belt with floral design, and she has a translucent cloth like a hagoromo with her too. That's pretty much what we see her wear as far as the main games go, though in books she did get captured on film wearing a Santa costume complete with beard. As far as Lostword is concerned, Seiga wears her usual outfit and a (mamocentric) modified version, a kimono, a more sexy Santa outfit with knee high socks (or so) and small hat with bells, and a long flowing white dress with fan and heels. Lostword certainly helps, but even her normal outfit looks good on her as the lighter blue helps to bring out the shade of her hair more. Overall while she could use more variety Seiga still does really well here.
Grade: B-

: Hmmm, it would appear that I did not do as well as I had hoped in those areas. It seem you were fairly picky when it comes to my body.

Being fair your adult body doesn't look bad! Especially now...

*Topaz glances over at Seiga's even bigger ass, her hermit cheeks busting nearly completely out of her skirt. She teases him by sticking out her fat ass, shaking her hips to make her cheeks jiggle. Riri needs to smack the blogger, though fortunately not in any painful way, to knock him back to reality.*

OH! S-sorry! I started to daydream a bit there.

: Just don't have a terrible NES game.

My name's not Davey. But regardless as you mentioned I am not able to judge you on your current body.

: Do not worry, as I am not so wicked as to expect something like that. It is more my normal canon body is being judged harshly!

Not on purpose! You do have a good body in canon, presumably. Your main issue is that you don't show off a lot in the series.

: This isn't that kind of story!

I suppose, but more series need ass service! Granted I don't mind the leg service, as it's better than cow service even if it's not my kind of thing.

: Even thick thighs?

Fine... I do like Seiga's thighs but they aren't as shown off due to her skirt. She still looks good and bottom-heavy, but she should show more of her huge ass!

: Don't worry about that, as with how huge my ass is now I doubt it would be easy to hide!

*Seiga shakes her plump cheeks again, bouncing them around. She even smacks her ass, giving it a satisfying slap sound.*

: Be careful with that, as you're Zettai's girl! I'm just glad we weren't blown away!

: I still have a lot of control, even if my bigger ass is more sensitive. But don't get too distracted by my huge ass, Topaz. You still have more to talk about!

That's certainly true, even if my fans would rather stare at Seiga's ass than talk about her dumb mamocentric LostWord card.

: That much should be obvious. I blame mamocentic idiots doing that behind my back.

I figured it was some alternate Seiga and not like you.

: Ah, the not-Seiga.

Yes. The Neintendo. Regardless other than that cleavage-showing card you aren't bad even if you're an adult. Fortunately you aren't as mamocentric in fanart as some of the other older girls, which is fortunate for her.

: I suppose that is fair. But it is still a shame I didn't do better.

I agree, as you look more slender! I also find your outfits to be more “cute” than “sexy”, though there's nothing wrong with that. I like your hagaromo too.

: Did you just call me the forbidden “H”-word?

No, I said “hagaromo” as in your cloth. It makes me think of the demons in TWGOK, who deserved better. Your blue dress is cute, but I think you could have done better when it came to variety. Not that the kimono and Santa outfits aren't cute, and the white dress is pretty cool.

: I just needed more revealing outfits. Like a naked apron.

Precisely! I'm glad that you understood exactly what I was getting at. That would solve not only your clothing issues and not showing off your ass, as it will hopefully encourage people to draw that in fanart!

: Perhaps I'll wear one now then. After all, I'm sure your fans would like it and I'm about to destroy this skirt.

Sounds sexy!

: But no peeking, as that's rude. I'll be over there changing, so you had better keep yourself busy~

: Er...

: I meant continue the blog.

Ah, good point. We should probably go to the final section, so let's get going!

*Seiga leaves to go change while Topaz continues the blog. But don't worry as she's still able to hear him.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Seiga has a pretty interesting history and personality, even if she isn't a “good” person. She's called the “wicked” hermit due to her ability to go through walls with her ability, and has been spotted stealing items only to sell it back to the person at a price. She is fairly manipulative and clever, as when the kappas threw her into a waterfall prison she dug out by using her ability to go through the floor. As mentioned she cuts through walls and the holes repair themselves after some time. In the hermit manga she even introduces herself with a hermit card, which was as if she was a businesswoman even if Hell wants her due to her living for such a long time. Seiga is also prideful and wants to convert people to Taoism. Considering it is stated that she came from across the sea it's possible that she's Chinese, which makes sense as she was inspired by a really old Chinese ghost story as I mentioned before. Overall even if Seiga is a petty villain I still think that she's neat and she has a cool backstory and inspiration as well. Sadly Seiga doesn't have a concrete seiyuu like a lot of other characters, but Lostword does offer three in Aya Yamane, Asuka Kakumoto, and Tomomi Tanaka. The latter two have mostly small roles though Asuka is at least Elena from Million Live. However, Aya Yamane has a lot of great roles such as Touya from 16-Bit sensation, Misao from the recent Kenshin remake, and Secelia from Witch of Mercury.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
Seiga's actual libido isn't too shown off as this is Gensokyo. But I will mention that while we don't know if she has children we do know she was at least married to a man in canon! Granted the only thing we know is that he looked for her after her “hermit death”, but due to being based on a Chinese ghost story his name may be “Huo Huan” from what I've read. Seiga herself does show affection towards Yoshika, but more in a way one might have affection towards a pet as she's a corpse Seiga reanimated. She also butts heads quite a bit with Kasen, another hermit. Probably the best thing is that Seiga is a bit of a tease towards the player in the LostWord trailer, but I can't be sure. Still, Seiga does decently here as she's shown love having been married and is a little bit of a tease perhaps (plus the yuri relations but in Gensokyo that isn't too surprising).
Grade: B+

===Age===
Seiga is a lot older than one might expect from her looks. Granted that isn't too surprising when it comes to the Touhou franchise, but in particular I want to point it out as she's immortal and eternally young. She's at least 1400 years old, though as she's based on characters from a lot of myths and backstories it isn't possible to pinpoint exactly how old she is. And being fair when I say “eternally young” it's more like she's likely on the more... experienced side of Touhou girls. Still, Seiga does wonderfully here and only a more specific (or less vague and piecemeal history) keeps her from being perfect.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 74
Average score: 8.2
Final Grade: B

And with that Seiga's blog is complete! What do you think of it?

*Seiga comes out, though adjusting her apron. She is a lot more embarrassed than she thought wearing only the apron, especially because her enormous cheeks can be seen jiggling even from the front.*

: I may have misjudged this idea. I didn't think it would be this revealing!

: Blame how huge your ass has become! You aren't even tied in back!

: That's because my cheeks are so massive I can't get the two straps together! Just LOOK!

*She shows off proudly, nearly knocking Topaz over with her huge cheeks as Seiga bends over. Fortunately her straps cover anything “scandalous” but that only makes her look more erotic.*

I can certainly see!

: I bet the viewers love your gigantic ass too, even if it'll be hard to capture the sheer size on camera!

: It is a shame that I am unable to get points for this though...

*Seiga shakes her fist in frustration.*

Don't worry as you did quite nicely still! Though in addition to your body doing this sort of teasing action would have helped your libido.

: I understand, and I like how you included a potential canon husband as well.

But of course, even if you likely left him behind when you became a hermit. Still, it shows that you're more straight than a lot of implied Touhou characters who aren't out of necessity.

: Plus there's the potential with Miyako too.

True as their relationship, at least when Miyako is conscious, seems to be that of Seiga being her master.

: As for the specifics-ufu, I'll never tell~

Still, while you are more on the “wicked” side you're not all that evil.

: Certainly not. But I am glad you know so much about me.

I did my research! And I understand about wanting to convert people to Taoism too, especially with all the religions going on in Gensokyo.

: Indeed as there's a lot of head-butting as far as religion goes on.

Though considering how huge Seiga's ass is now it would be more likely that she converts people to Adonitology...

: Wait why? What's that?

A religion revolving around curvy female asses. Considering how much Japan hates them I'm surprised it's not the leading religion in Gensokyo.

: Maybe it's just among humans, especially since there's a lot of girls around.

: Heh, I suppose that makes sense. However, I can tell that you will not convert to Taoism-unless?

No.

: Can't hurt trying again. But I do appreciate you talking about me. I may not have converted you, but this gigantic ass is certainly a great secondary reward.

*She fondles her humongous cheeks, her fingers nearly disappearing in her assflab.*

It sure is...

: TOPAZ! Get back to the blog!

OH! My apologies! The girl this week is-

: We're past that part, idiot! (stop staring at another girl's ass in front of me! Even if she's so huge it's difficult to look away.)

You're right, I've just finished Seiga. Well, I suppose I should talk about her age.

: T-that's alright... You can just, kinda, skip over that part.

Don't worry as I'm not like too many people, as I can appreciate a mature woman! Even one as ancient as you are, but that's due to magic and there's no problem with immortal girls like you.

: Well, I suppose that is alright at least. I was afraid you'd curse me for being so old.

I'm not the underworld, and I like older girls like you. Both as far as the immortality goes and also being on the more mature side. Nothing wrong with sexy adults after all!

: True as I doubt any bony girl would be able to compare to THIS!

*Seiga shows off her barely covered ass, with the only covering being the straps strategically placed. Her cheeks are completely exposed as she shows off in such a sexy manner.*

: The only problem I'll have is fitting through walls now, but I shouldn't have too much of a problem.

I'm glad to hear that, as well as you enjoying the size of your new bigger ass. The only problem now is, where are we?

: True as we may be in Gensokyo, but I have no idea where we are. I doubt you do either.

True, as I haven't been in this area either.

: In that case allow me to help you out. I know this place, as I'm a hermit and live around here.

We're in your hands then!

: Just don't think that we'll be converting to Taoism as a result.

*Seiga snaps her fingers.*

: I suppose that is fine, but a shame you caught on. Anyway, follow me!

Should be easy enough, what with how large the thing we're following is.

*The two follow Seiga and her enormous naked apron ass, with Topaz certainly not getting distracted. However, on the edge of the forest she stops suddenly and causes the two to run against one cheek each. Topaz and Riri fall to the ground.*

My apologies! But why did you stop so suddenly?

: We've arrived at a village, but it seems a.. “hermit” with a closer relationship with humans is here...

W-wait, you don't mean.

: Yes...

*A pink girl with hair buns comes closer to Seiga, Topaz, and Riri.*

: So what do you think you're doing here, Seiga?

: I was only leading these two back to the village, no reason to get angry at me...

: I suppose not, but WHO did you bring?

*Topaz and Riri come out from behind Seiga's massive ass.*

Sorry. We were distracted back there.

: I'm just glad we weren't blasted away.

: Hmm? I sense something... similar in her... That said, while I don't recognize the girl I do know you. You're Topaz!

That I am! I must be famous!

: Well, I do know Reimu and many other girls you've talked about. It seems you've come for me this time!

Not intentionally, but it seems we have a girl for next time!

: Well, at least we won't have to look for her...

Exactly, so be sure to tune in next week!

*With this new pink girl arriving Topaz ends this week's blog.*

Anime Relations: Jikuu Bouken Nuumamonjaa

This is the eight-hundred-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz opens a door, as we return to where we left off last time.*

SOMEBODY-

: Topaz, this is no time for a Shrek joke. Plus we can't make too much noise.

Oh yeah. Good point. But to catch everyone up we're currently trying to rescue two groups of idols who are being held hostage here.

: Last week we talked about Videl, who was also the motherly blog of this year.

Exactly. I'm glad that she suited the blog well, even if she was younger than most anime mothers.

: I mean she still counts, even if she had the picture of her past version. It's a better one anyway.

I agree with that, go long hair. I hope that she's alright with being left behind.

: I think she's going to be meeting up with us. I just hope that she'll be safe.

It might be more dangerous if she was with us. Especially since we're currently on the floor that the boss is on. We could be targeted by her at any time.

: That's true. Hopefully she doesn't know that we're on this floor.

*A dark glow appeared on the wall beside the two of them. Topaz pushes Riri to the ground, his clothes barely caught by a darkness laser. She's very flustered from this.*

: T-TOPAZ! This isn't a good time for this! (M-maybe later... once we're home...)

But if we hadn't fallen down we would have been shot!

*He looks at the holes left in the walls by the laser, pointing at them.*

I'm just glad that your cheeks are so soft, otherwise I wouldn't be able to press as hard as I did!

: True as my ass is quite large, and it's all your fault!

Because of the blog or all the rubbing I do?

: Because of the blog, obviously! (More like obviously I can't say the real reason on camera...)

I see then. Though speaking of the blog, we really should get up.

: What if we get shot at again?

That's a risk we'll have to take, but we can use her shot dynamics and angles to figure out where she is and where she's headed. If she's smart she probably won't shoot any more.

: Using math to calculate where she is by her shots? You're smarter than you look!

Eh? I was expecting you were able to do it...

: You're the one who was advanced in math, Topaz!

That was years ago! Decades even! Now all my brain has is RPG facts and cute girls!

: That explains your blog at least, and being fair there's some old rock facts in there.

Do you mean the music or gemstones?

: ...Yes.

Fair point. However, we need to get off-

: Topaz...

-the floor. Even if I don't mind still being on top of you, but we can't be doing the dinosaur.

: Is that some kind of euphemism about your age?

No, it's a musical reference.

: I suppose that's not surprising. At this point I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't be surprising if a random RPG character just busts through the door.

*Suddenly a cavewoman bursts through the door, coming in and breaking it easily.*

: Have come! Found Topaz!

: I mean this is still surprising.

: Oh! Not mean interrupt, will leave now!

H-hey! Whatever you're thinking isn't what's going on... Er, right Riri?

: Like I said earlier, this isn't the time for that!

Darn it! She's giving me the Professor Oak! Luckily I'll discard my hand and get a new ha-

*Ririchiyo chops Topaz's forehead and pushes him off, though no damage is done.*

: You should know better than to make jokes like that. Besides, I have no idea how we're going to handle this girl.

: Hand... le? Ay-

*Topaz covers the cavewoman's mouth, only to get bitten as a result.*

OW! She bit me!

: You're the one who put his hand in front of her face. Is it no surprise she'd go for a “Cat Attack”? At least it wasn't electrical!

True as I might have flinched further from that. Though that also misses at inopportune moments...

: So many big words... Not sure going on...

Well, let me explain things.

*Time passes as Topaz explains everything to the mysterious cavewoman. He talks about the blog and her ass becoming larger, and in particular about her identity.*

: Ay-er... Me see. Though think hard, about words...

At least you aren't the one typing all this out...

: Don't blame your laziness nor you being easily distracted for this, Topaz...

It's still hard to write silly accents like this. Not that I mind as it is factor of the character, and I want to show it off. I may be lazy, but I still work hard at important things.

: Very good! Top is hard worker!

Thank you very mu-wait, “Top”? I'm usually a bottom and-

: She doesn't mean it like that, Topaz. She's just shortening your name.

That's a relief, and a shame that I couldn't make a god of destruction in training joke too!

: Me confused...

Take the demon's underwear off your head then.

: Well, it's not like she'd be able to fit them on her ass, even if Ozzie is quite wide.

: Defeat him easily! Use cats!

Precisely! Though while we explained everything off camera we really should start the blog. We've been stalling and I want her to speak like she normally does. Or at least in the localized version.

: You'll have to understand Topaz doesn't know foreign languages at all.

Exactly. So what do you say. Will you let me talk about you?

: YES! Go forward, or be left behind!

*The cavewoman cheers Topaz.*

Then let's get going as it's been a long time since I talked about someone from this game! It may be a blast from the past, but...



I do apologize for the links, as MAL doesn't have character pages for you Ayla.

: Ayla not understand, like sausage? But blog is not food...

: It sounds like she's confused even if we tried to help her understand.

: Yes, Ayla understand words. Top say not use name, so not use name! Head hurt... Too much thinking... But now Ayla relax!

Exactly! I'm glad we didn't have you keep from saying your name in text, as it was getting to be too out of character. At least as far as the Ayla I know.

: There other Aylas? That hurt head too...

Don't think too hard about it. It's mostly how you were translated and such. I'm sorry for making things so complicated, but I thank you for allowing me to talk about you.

: Yes! Top say blog, but is not food or booze. Still, Ayla excited to hear Top words!

I'm glad to hear that you're looking forward to the blog! But indeed you mainly need to listen to me talking, and then I'll ask your comments. It's all an interesting scene.

: Well, “interesting” may be going too far.

My fans enjoy it at least, and I appreciate writing about cool and cute girls! That said, as mentioned before there is another... physical change you might feel.

: Ayla knows, Top told! Ayla ass become big, like dinosaur!

Precisely, only not as scaley and reptilian. Unlike that one ending. But I'm glad that you're more willing than most to get a huge ass.

: Of course! Ayla huge ass! Have many babies! Wide hips good!

*Ayla does a silly cheer-like dance, her huge ass barely covered at the moment by her skimpy cave pelts.*

To think that her cheeks will become even bigger too...

: Oh? Top like Ayla ass? Will show for you!

*Ayla then bends over and moons Topaz, showing off her ample cheeks as she shakes her hips in front of the camera.*

I-I somehow feel like giving her a power tab or megalixir...

: Don't do that, those things are rare! Stop being charmed by her huge ass!

*Riri smacks Topaz with her sizable ass, knocking him to the ground. He gets up undamaged surprisingly, brushing himself off.*

M-my mistake! Seems instead of a Charm Top she wore Charming Bottoms!

: Charm Top? Ayla not success...

Don't worry as your ass still looked incredible! And knowing it'll grow even further is even more attractive!

: Ayla want! Please go and blog!

First I have to talk about your name a little.

: *Sighs heavily.*

It'll just be quick! After all, Ayla is likely named after a namesake in the old book series “Earth Children”. Which considering it's a “romance novel for women” may not be a compliment.

: What's with that way of putting it.

I'm trying to be subtle. Like calling an ero doujinshi a “thin book”.

: Ah, so paper say breeding!

Effectively. But in a novel way, meaning that kind of literature and not “new and interesting.*

: Words confuse Ayla...

That's alright, and being fair in Japan your name might be “Eira” so it might not be a direct inspiration. I'll also mention that one theory is that you're named after the tayra which is a small honey badger-like mammal.

: So in other words, much like a honey badger Ayla doesn't give a-

PRECISELY! But this game came out before that meme, so it's probably more a reference to the furs she's wearing.

: Bah! Top say words! Ayla bored! Want more fun!

I understand, but I had to talk about your various namesakes. Oh, and in Chrono Cross Leah says that Ayla means “New Song Of Land”.

: If only she had a song like the other SNES cavewoman... And I mean the SNES as the move was broken!

That it is, and let's hope Ayla doesn't let out with a strong “song” either...

: Ayla may.

W-well in that case how about we get going with the blog?

*Fearing for the possible stench attack Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Ayla has a very identifiable hair style and color. I could say “unique”, but she has the same fluffy style that both the DQ 4 Heroine, Midori the teacher from Dr. Slump, and “evil” Lunch have. Not that it's a bad style, it's a big style which reminds me of 80s hair and the curls and poofy-ness to it makes Ayla seem very Toriyama. I do prefer straight hair, but it's still a great look for her. Length-wise I'd say that her hair at least extends past her shoulders which is nice, though occasionally I think it's longer due to her “tail” trailing behind her. I'm not sure if it's intentional but due to Ayla's design the bangs on her right side seem like they could cover her eye but not quite. She lacks bangs on her left side, showing off a part instead. It does remind me of Zangya's hair from Bojack's movie too, which was around this time. Probably the worst part of Ayla's hair is that she has blonde hair, but at least the cast isn't filled with blondes so it isn't too bad (though a shame for the cavewoman). Overall while not my usual preferences it's hard not to respect Ayla's fluffy and curly hair as it makes her look really cool, with the main issue being that her hair is blonde which doesn't stick out too much these days.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Ayla has another problem here, and I don't just mean lacking glasses! Granted she was born many years before glasses and Lucca takes that slot in the character roster. What I mean is that Ayla has blue eyes, and with her blonde hair she has the unholy combination. Fortunately she does decently when it comes to the shape of her eyes, even if it is a very Toriyama design. She does have tarame, sorta, as her brow line is really strong. And I don't mean she has thick connected eyebrows as cavemen often are portrayed as having. Rather Ayla has tight lines which give her a sort of tsurime and looks nice and intimidating, as does her lower lids which are slightly closed. Finally she has some eyelashes on the outside corner, which look nice. Overall Ayla has a great shape to her eyes which fits the art style well, though blue is a little overdone for eye color sadly.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Ayla's design has a lot of Toriyama touches to her. Her face seems small compared to the size of her head, but some of that might be due to her hair being so fluffy. Not that it's bad, as Ayla fits with the art style and I do appreciate it more these days, but it isn't my favorite type. Her nose is fairly noticeable, but not as much in the sprites in the game. She does have some strong features, but the spritework gives her a lot of personality and expression. And that isn't counting the PS1 version's videos either! Overall while not too great for my tastes Ayla is a very beautiful cavewoman and has a great face.
Grade: B-

*Ayla seems dazed, drooling in a humorous fashion. Riri snaps her fingers and seems to wake the cavewoman up.*

: Ayla awake! Not asleep, awake!

: Great, Topaz. Look at how bored she was. She fell asleep while you were talking.

That seems a little rude, but I apologize if my blog is too boring.

: OH! Ayla not sleep! Just think too hard on words...

I do suppose that I said a lot of things, and I even gave you grades which you wouldn't understand.

: Being fair she's far from the only one...

I suppose that is true. Regardless, is there anything I can say that would help you to understand the blog?

*Ayla rubs her temples.*

: Ayla sorta understand. Top like Ayla?

I mean it's hard not to, but I know Zettai likes you more. Plus Lucca is another character, and I like girls in glasses.

: Ah! Lucca! Fire user! Drink well!

: Yes, the fire-using meganekko. But not Fire Eyes, as again that's another Squaresoft SNES game.

That's one game that really needs to return. Though Square would probably overly censor it.

: Probably... even if I'm not sure how...

So in other words, I like girls in glasses!

: Like metal on face? No thanks!

I suppose that's what happens when you're from so far in the past. Fortunately putting that aside Ayla's eyes are still good.

: Ayla have much accuracy!

: No, that's evasion! Let's not talk about the Third Eye.

: Ayla have that too!

*Ayla then bends over and moons the camera once again, showing off her plumper cheeks. She even spreads her cheeks, shaking it at the camera.*

: Metal bird look Ayla well!

N-now now, let's not break that. And that isn't the sort of “eye” I meant either. Granted blue eyes with blonde hair isn't anything too special, but you still look good with them. I especially appreciate how dominant yu look with your eye shape.

: And that she doesn't have a unibrow.

That too!

: Ayla not unicorn! But sound delicious...

Must be how they became extinct... Regardless speaking of your hair we could talk about that next. Blonde may not be anything special, but I do like how poofy it is. As said it seems somewhat common among Toriyama girls, and as mention Arale's teacher Midori and “evil” Lunch have similar hair styles.

: Midori even wore cavewoman clothes in one chapter too! I wonder if that inspired Toriyama...

: Tori...? Bird? Ayla want eat!

No no, that isn't what I meant. Unfortunately we don't have any food on us.

: Top disappointing....

*She sighs.*

Do you mind if I talk about your face?

: Oh? More Ayla? Go ahead!

That's a relief! Though sadly I can't say that I'm a huge fan. You're still very beautiful, but it's not my favored art style. Still, I can understand why people like it and I do enjoy your appearance quite a bit. You have very nice cheek curves and show a lot of personality even in the sprite work. I just like a softer look to facial structure.

: What Top mean? Ayla's cheeks PLENTY soft!

*She smacks her ass, jiggling her bare cheeks as she was still mooning proudly. Her bigger cheeks ripple in a sexy fashion, distracting Topaz until Riri smacks him.*

: Stop being distracted by this cavewoman's woman cave, and by that I mean her rear obviously!

M-my mistake! Sorry for getting so distracted but she was showing off so well... Though speaking of Ayla's body, how about we move to the next area?

: Top want Ayla body? But-

Your ass is indeed very great, but as mentioned before I like Lucca more. And we'll talk more about your body after this, so pay attention~

*Ayla nods and continues to listen as Topaz moves to the next sections.*

==Body==
===Build===
Ayla has a very great curvy body, which is one of her most notable features. While I'll talk about her clothes a little later, she does show off fairly well in that fur bikini of hers. Granted it isn't as much in the original game due to only being sprites, and sadly she doesn't show off her ass. She needs to learn how to “taunt” like Marle xD (hopefully her “tail” won't cover her though). Ayla does show off her legs and waist pretty well though, and she's not too muscular even though she's probably the strongest character in the party. She's also very acrobatic, not only spinning or kicking or doing flips in combat but sliding into a locked ribcage-like doorway to break through. When running in areas other than the world map Ayla runs on four legs, which is funny, and she has a very cat-like grace and attacks like a cat too (including biting). The cutscene of her introduction does show her off a bit more, though it's a combat scene so it's hard to notice even if she leaps into action with her legs apart. Also apparently she is stated to be 168 cm and 59 kg, which is pretty good (and quite tall if you realize modern Chrono is exactly that height. She does pretty well overall here, even if we could have had more shots of Ayla's lovely ass.
Grade: B

===Chest===
In all fairness Ayla is likely the bustiest member of the female cast. Robo has that barrel body, yo. Jokes aside Ayla is pretty large and shows off her cleavage, but isn't all that much of an issue. Officially at least, as fanart is another issue but fortunately one I don't usually count. She does point out that Marle isn't ready for children, likely a joke about her being “nourishing” meaning slender, but that's only in one point in a side quest. Other than that the topic isn't really brought up too much. As such overall Ayla does decently as even if she's somewhat large she doesn't show it off nor cause envy too much which is fortunate.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Sadly Ayla only has one outfit, as this is an old video game. Fortunately it's a very iconic and sexy one, as rather than tiger pelts or something she wears a sexy fur bikini. There is a long boa-like “tail” that starts around her neck and wraps around her body until ending behind her, trailing off cutely as she runs about. Ayla seems to wear a tube top on top, while her lower half is folded over slightly but below that is so tight some of her “V” crotch is showing. She also wears bracers and fur boots as well, accessorizing and giving her a bit more to her design. Despite a lot of art, including the cutscene in the game, Ayla has a club she only uses her fists gameplay wise which is fortunate as she isn't able to be disarmed. Still, while Ayla's outfit is pretty good it does have some issues including a lack of variety and having her “tail” occasionally cover her ass.
Grade: B-

: Grrr... Top not respect Ayla! Will show might!

What do you mean by that? Are you going to attack us?

: I hope not in a smelly way!

: Ayla not skunk. Angry Top scold, will show strength!

*Ayla races around on all fours, tracing the room in a cute way. Though looking very fierce and strong of course. She then poses afterward.*

: Voice know Ayla strong! Top should know too!

Oh, I do know and respect your power. Less I get punched in the face for a 9999 hit.

: That's enough to send you to Gensokyo! Which makes it sound like the “Shadow Realm” style censorship, but that makes it seem funnier.

Fortunately even if you are strong, being likely the best physical attacker in the game, you aren't overly muscular which I approve of. You also have a curvy feminine body too!

: Ayla very woman! Unlike Riri. She no feed children.

: E-EXCUSE ME?!

See, it's that sort of thing that hurt you when it comes to your chest. Fortunately it's just that one scene, even though you are on the bustier side. At least unlike the other Toriyama-helped series you don't puff puff.

: Ah. Ayla hear term. Use ass to smother?

*Ayla shows off her bigger ass, which had grown even further. Her cavewoman outfit was wedged deep into her crack, but she still proudly shows off her enormous cheeks.*

Unfortunately no, even if that would be far more loved by Zettai. Though speaking of your ass it is a shame you don't show it off more.

: Considering the time period she was brought out in it's fortunate that she shows off at all! Though that could be said about most Japanese series...

Agreed! Ayla's body is still really great though.

: YES! Ayla is feminine, beautiful!

That you are, and as you can tell I certainly find you attractive. It would have been even better had you shown off more.

: Ayla understand. Will strip now.

*She starts undressing, lowering her bottoms only to be halted by Riri.*

: N-no! That isn't what he meant!

*Ayla laughs, her hands on her hips while Riri flails to cover up the cavewoman.*

: Ayla sees! But not worry, Ayla proud of body!

: Y-you can't just be showing off like that!

I agree! Going at things too bluntly leaves it unsatisfying! Though...

*The camera goes to the back to look at Ayla's huge ass. She even pushes out her hips to make her larger than usual cheeks look even bigger.*

That is a great view!

: Ha ha~ Ayla best!

Certainly, even if you have room to grow.

: Ayla pelt... so tight already...

I suppose it is true. You probably will outgrow your clothes as many girls do. I do like your skimpy cavewoman outfit, but you could use a little variety I suppose.

: I blame her coming from a time when game characters didn't have too many options when it comes to clothing choices.

I do understand that, and being fair Ayla came from a time period where clothes weren't too fancy either.

: Clothes... recent creation, before Ayla time. But if insist....

*She starts stripping again.*

H-hey! I don't want you taking off your clothes, even if it is very sexy! That will get this blog canceled!

: I'll help explain things to her, so continue with the blog!

Great plan, I'll leave it up to you Riri! Good luck, and we'll head forward!

*With Riri trying to keep from Ayla giving this blog a higher ranking Topaz heads to the last sections.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Ayla is a spectacular character, being from times long past. I don't mean the SNES era, but rather she's a cavewoman from 65 million BC. Granted I'm not sure if there were cave people in our timeline that long ago, but that isn't the point. She's an aggressive and strong girl, and as long as she's alive she'll keep fighting for her friends and family's safety. To lose is to die, after all, and even though she's so brash and tough she's still kind to people. She also appreciates other strong people as well. Ayla does speak in cave speak of sorts, which is simplified but I suppose that's mostly a Western thing (though on the other hand she does abbreviate Chrono's name in the Japanese version it seems). And by “speak” I'm talking about text, as she has no proper voice actress unfortunately. Speaking of things Ayla lacks though she also is unable to learn magic, instead using mostly physical special attacks which is fitting as she's the “power” archive on the female side of the party. She's also a big eater, and as she levels her fist can deal a lot of damage on critical hits. Finally, Ayla uses third person speech and in general avoids pronouns. Overall Ayla is a great girl and we don't see a lot of cavewomen in parties (well, Square did make another but still) and having her as a physical attacker is cool. I also like how much guts Ayla has, as she'll continue to fight and even if she doesn't talk “properly” due to being from a long time ago she still has a strong wit to her. Overall she's an amazing party member in one of the best games.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
This is one area where Ayla does extremely well, and I don't just mean the implications that she's one of Marle's ancestors either! First off and mostly obvious is that Ayla has a lot of... charming moves. This is more obvious in that she has a skill literally called “Charm”, which is the thieving move for the game (and she can three-way with Marle's assistance too-er, I mean Dual Tech, which finds only rare items). She also has a “kiss” healing spell too. More appropriate to this area would be her love and respect towards strong people, be it someone like Chrono or Marle/Lucca (who seem to think Ayla is bisexual as a result). However, what is most important here is Kino. No, not some zoomer word or something, but Ayla's lover's name in prehistory is named “Kino”. She's also the dominant one in the relationship which always helps, and is the one who goes to rescue him when he gets in trouble. Some people take their relationship to imply further, as if she's slightly pregnant during the adventure, but I never considered that. In the ending video she does propose to him, and looks especially dominant when having him return the favor. Regardless overall Ayla being dominant in her romance is certainly worth a great score!
Grade: A

===Age===
Surprisingly we do know Ayla's age, at least if Japan's Wikipedia is anything to go by. It should be obvious that she's probably supposed to be teenage or a young adult, considering she's a JRPG character, but she's probably the oldest of the female characters. And I don't mean just because she's from 65 million years BC either xD. Enough stalling, as Ayla is 24 years old which means she does excellent in this area (and even better Chrono is only 17 and thus younger). Overall this information was really helpful for Ayla, and she gets a perfect score as one would expect from someone in my ideal range.
Grade: A+

Total Grades: 78
Average score: 8.7
Final Grade: B+

And with that, Ayla's blog is done! What did you think of it?

: Ayla did well. Good praise! Top good too!

*Ayla pats Topaz's head cutely, as if she was petting a dog or something.*

You deserve it! I'm just glad someone found out your age, as well as your height and such, from that one V-Jump or whatever it was from.

: Well, for how accurate they are.

At least it's sourced! It really helped you out, Ayla. You did the best possible when it comes to your age after all, and it's all thanks to that! Go you being many moon cycles!

: Ayla not understand, but cheers!

*Ayla cheers in her usual ways.*

Glad to hear that you're so proud of being older. I do apologize for being too invasive about your perversion, as well as all the confusion.

: Ayla not confused! Ayla like Kino! Ayla like all strong people!

Yeah, but people think that means you'd go after girls too. And I hadn't thought about you possibly being pregnant in the game before seeing people suggest it. Then again, you aren't showing it so it's not my fault.

: I imagine they think about it due to it being implied that the two of them are Marie's ancestors.

That's likely, but it's also not like I missed her relationship with Kino as the two are quite close. Plus you're the dominant one in the relationship, always a plus in my book! You even force him to propose in the Playstation movies!

: Ayla not know what words mean, but Top seems happy!

I am! There's a lot of great things about you, Ayla.

: Yes! Ayla ass example!

*Ayla shows off her gigantic ass even more, bending over and mooning as her cavewoman pelts couldn't contain such enormous cheeks. She shakes her hips and even fondles her expanded cheeks, making it look even sexier.*

Great example there, and I'm glad your ass is even bigger than you are tall now!

: Agreed! Ayla cheeks heavy, but stop struggling means death!

I'm glad to hear you're so proud of your even bigger ass, even if it's a shame I cannot count it for my blog.

*Ayla pushes Topaz against a wall, looking strong but also sexy.*

: Top no count Ayla ass? Ayla should show strength?

N-no, I just mean that I cannot count your increase and willingness to show off for points! Otherwise I certainly appreciate it!

*She releases him, letting out a sigh as she shrugs.*

: Ayla understand...

I'm glad to hear that, and thank you for letting me talk about you. I hope that how special you are was shown off well.

: Even if Ayla is Zettai's.

These things happen, but don't worry. Personality-wise Ayla is a great girl too, being a great chief and being a cool brash fighter type that I like. She's certainly a great primal beauty after all!

: Ayla thank Top! Praise well!

But of course! Though I do apologize to my readers if your way of talking is hard to understand. I did my best trying to do your “primitive speak” of sorts.

: Ayla understand! Top and readers understand too!

Thank you, as that's a relief. Though watch as sometime after this blog they'll announce a Chrono Trigger remake and give her a voice.

: If this blog is the reason Square decides to reveal it, then millions will surely celebrate you Topaz.

Hey now, probably not THAT many but certainly a lot of people. But of course thank you as well, Ayla. You were a great girl, and it's a shame that I waited this long to talk about you.

: Ayla no know blog, no worry! Top do good job!

Thank you for that. Though we have something bigger to deal with now.

: That's right! Someone named Big Boss has captured people and we want to free them.

: EH?! Small Boss tell Ayla Top invader and attacker! She lie Ayla, Ayla believe! Ayla Fool...

Don't worry, as I think Videl had a similar reason. But you can still help us! Just take us to where this Big Boss is!

: Ayla help Top! No worry! Hold tight!

*Ayla offers the “tails” on her outfit.*

What do you mean?

: What, should we be taking these or something-AAAH!

*Topaz and Riri take one tail each, and as they grip tight Ayla goes racing around on all fours.*

W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

: AYLA KNOW SHORTCUT!

: Shortcut?

*Ayla then aims her huge ass and blows a hole in the wall with a fart.*

BBBBTTTTHHHHWWWEEEEUUURRRTTTTT

Wow, now that's a “Dino Tail”. She must have low HP...

: This isn't the time for jokeeesssss!

*Ayla then leaps out of the building, and the wild woman carries both Topaz and Riri as she climbs up the side. The two of course hold on for their lives, and pant as the arrive at the top.*

Pant... That was certainly harrowing...

: Tell me about it! We could have fallen at any time!

: Why Top, Riri tired? Ayla do all work!

We weren't prepared to jump out the window. But it looks like we've arrived at the top, meaning the roof!

: That said, we don't know if she's here or not.

Bosses are always at the end of a dungeon, which is usually either deep inside or at the top.

????: Right you are, Topaz! And it seems that you're here finally...

*Suddenly the floor opens up, and a young woman and various dolls that look like her come up in something similar to what Videl let them ride last week. The girl smirks at Topaz.*

: I knew that I shouldn't have trusted those two, but I couldn't help it. Using justice-loving girls like them and making them corrupted makes me feel so good~ Even if they proved useless.

: Small Boss tell Ayla fibs! Ayla angry!

: Yes yes, I did lie to you. But it was all to try and defeat Topaz. Sadly it didn't work, though at least you brought him to me!

: Why do you hate Topaz so much anyway? Everyone wants to see him killed or stop his blog!

I blame Issei going mad because I'm going around expanding asses! No doubt he's teamed up with parent groups and Nisio Isin to make life as an anime fan as aggravating as possible!

: Do not be such a conspiracy theorist, my little Topaz. I just want revenge for all the girls you beat up last year!

: Top beat up girls...?

: That's right! The Cuties may have had poor girls, but I would have totally been a member had my show not aired at about that time. Not that you can comprehend how beautiful and adorable I am!

Eh, not at all.

: See? He can't see my beauty! Ayla, defend me!

: Ayla not defend bad people! Big Boss lie, kidnap. Is bad!

: You're just as useless as I thought! But since Topaz is here it's no doubt time for him to talk about me...

That I will, and after I'm done you'll have to release the other idols! You won't be able to win by eliminating the competition! As for you... it looks like we'll be having a terrible girl coming up next time, so let's take a look at this over-confident idol! Unfortunately!

*With that Topaz ends the blog for the week.*

Anime Relations: Yosuga no Sora

This is the eight-hundredth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We start the blog where the previous one ended, with Topaz and Riri returning home only to find an assy twintailed girl waiting for them.*

Welcome back everyone, and it's certainly a big week this week!

: Are you mocking my short size? Because if I want-

No no. I don't mean anything insulting. I mean it legitimately, and not because you're occasionally a giantess either.

: It is no surprise that you know that about me, as you are Zettai-niisama's friend. Well, not quite. As I mentioned last time this type of thing is weird with avatars and such.

Believe me, it's not easy for me writing this either. But I am thankful you're here.

: I'm not, she's probably ruined the couch she's sitting on!

: Nonsense! My ass scent is only for my older brother, and I would not waste it like that!

: I meant from how huge and heavy your ass is, not from the stench. Though now that you bring it up...

: If you furniture can't handle a young girl like myself sitting on them, I'd be surprise you'd be able to. You've got a fat ass, only artificial due to this blog.

: While it is true that Topaz likely had a (fondling) hand in my ass's growth, your fat cheeks are naturally gigantic! Any bigger due to the blog would only make the furniture break!

Now now, no reason to get into an argument you two. As entertaining as it would be to see the two of you facing one another. I'm sure you're here to have me talk about you, right?

: Of course! I mentioned it last week that I want you to talk about me, or have you forgotten?

: I wouldn't have put it past him...

My memory isn't that bad! Unlike a Cure fan, who somehow could watch something and think they watched something totally different. They must have fallen asleep from boredom and imagined it all..

: Let's not get too distracted, as you seem to do that a lot.

True. We should be focusing on you...

*The camera looks at the twintailed beauty, trying to get a good angle at her ass. However, even though her cheeks are absolutely massive since she's sitting down it's difficult. She also notices.*

: H-hey! What's this camera doing here?

: You'll have to excuse our drone, as it must be trying to focus on your ass. It does that sometimes.

: I see, so this is a SMART camera that knows asses are the most beautiful part of a woman's body. In that case, how about I show off?

*She then gets on all fours, still on the couch she was sitting on. Her massive ass looks beautiful, especially as she was wearing a particularly ass-showing outfit to show off her crack. However, she pulls on her bottoms, wedging them up. The camera is so overwhelmed that it explodes in excitement.*

HEY! That camera was expensive!

: It went out doing what it enjoyed, and had a great girlass to see as the last sight.

I suppose that is true...

: And don't worry. That was one of the older models so we still have the better quality ones.

Phew, I was worried. Though I'm still a little worried with how much potential she has.

*The twintailed girl is still showing off her bare cheeks, her bottoms still wedged tight, as another camera comes in to inspect them. And even if she was a teen her enormous ass was bigger than even adult asses normally are in anime.*

: It is true that this one is working better, and seems you're staring too.

Ah! My apologies! With as huge as your ass is it's difficult to not notice!

: It's like the broad side of a barn! Only it's the broad side of Zettai's harem, meaning the huge ass side.

: Heh, if you think that's an insult I don't. Saying that I have a huge ass is a compliment, and one of the reasons I want Topaz to blog me is to make my ass even bigger!

I don't know how well it'll work with original girls like you, but it would be worth figuring out. So since you want me to talk about you and know that my blog will make your ass expand how about we begin the blog?

: I really hope that I'll do better than my Oneesama did! That's another reason I will allow you to blog about me!

That would be interesting, though she does have some advantages that you don't. Still, let's begin by saying...



: Man, it's been a while since you talked about this series.

Well, it is tradition to talk about a girl I created myself every 100 blogs. Fortunately Zettai and I have come up with many girls to talk about.

: True as I am more of his creation, but I will allow you to talk about me.

That's a relief, as he's looking forward to this blog. I just hope that I do everything properly and fitting with his ideas for you.

: Don't worry, as I'm sure he'll love having you talk about me. Better than one of you own girls.

True as talking about my own girls isn't as interesting. They were created to appeal to me, and as such other people probably wouldn't like me gushing all about them. There's also the fact that it would make scores unfair towards other characters.

: I would say there's nothing wrong with favoritism, but considering my oneesama...

Don't worry as I understand, Asuho. I'm just glad that the picture is alright.

: But of course as we recognize the limitations of the program. Well, that and that your art style isn't great.

True as even though I'm trying to work on my artwork I'm still not very good. I'm still essentially in the look at a picture and redo it in an inferior way.

: Better than having AI do it for you. Boo the internet being unusable these days!

Agreed, boo people ruining what should have all information because people want to force you to buy things!

: I agree with that, but you're getting distracted again Topaz. Don't forget that you're supposed to be talking about me!

Thanks for reminding me, as I was getting distracted. But we should look at Asuho more... especially her namesake.

: E-EH?

*The camera shows off Asuho's plump cheeks once again, getting great angles on her ass which makes it look even bigger.*

: Not that I mind, especially because I know Oniisama is enjoying this.

Certainly. And as mentioned Asuho's namesake is her ass. It's a fairly rare name, though I suppose that it's more specifically named after “A$$h0le”.

: What was that? It sounded like it was censored.

Oh, I said “455h013”.

: I didn't catch that.

What I said was “ASS”... “HOLE”... “A*****e”. Darn you television!

: But we aren't on TV!

Darn you whoever is ruining the internet again in that case! Jokes aside I'll also mention “Kurona” is because it sounds like the Spanish word for an assy woman.

: Understandable, since my momm-er, mother and Oneesama are both very assy. Not to mention myself~

*She shows off her huge cheeks, shaking her hips in a sexy way and jiggling her assflab. She looked even bigger than before, showing off that the blog magic was happening.*

Looking really nice there!

: Thank you~ I enjoy being praised, as Hiroko always seems to shine brighter!

: She was the original after all. But I'm sure Topaz will be fair with the blog.

But of course! And since we've talked about Asuho's name we can go on with the blog proper!

: I look forward to hearing what you have to say~

*With that Topaz begins properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Asuho has really beautiful hair, much like her older sister. Dark hair is my favorite type, and hers is black which is especially great. She seems to usually have her hair in twintails, which are great even if I like having hair free more. Length-wise Asuho's hair is fairly long, likely reaching past her ass but it's still shown as twintails allow for that. She also has orange-ish holders at the base, though that may just be due to her clothing choices as a Mii. The hair on the sides is fairly long I imagine, hiding her ears well, and her bangs are pretty good too. No hime cut which would have made her look even better, but still overall Asuho does extremely well with her hair. And being fair as an original girl she can have any hair style, though certainly not short of course.
Grade: A

===Eyes===
Asuho also has incredibly pretty eyes. Like her other immediate family members she has red eyes which stand out well with her fantastic black hair, a great combination which looks gorgeous. While her eye shape isn't as designated I imagine that she has tsurime as it would make her look even more dominant. A nice mix of dominance and cuteness I'd say. Sadly unlike with Hiroko Asuho doesn't officially wear glasses, and while it would be easy for me to say she does as she's original I wouldn't feel right exploiting that fact. It is her only flaw in this area. As such, overall Asuho does really well with her beautiful red eyes.
Grade: B+

===Face==
Again I'll have to say that Asuho is fairly simple when it comes to this area. She looks however Zettai wants her to, and that means flawless skin and a fairly simple design. She has a small nose and cute features. I would say that she seems a little grumpy due to her inferiority complex, but that still isn't too bad. Overall Asuho is cute, beautiful, and all sorts of adjectives for her face (and overall appearance) even if there isn't too much to talk about.
Grade: A-

: Hmmm, it would appear that I'm doing quite well at the moment.

Of course! Were you expecting that you'd do something bad?

: I am not sure. I was just expecting to get lower. After all, so many people prefer Oneesama to me...

I mean only Zettai and myself really know about you. Even if he does prefer her don't think that doesn't mean he dislikes you. You're still one of his harem girls and one of the first ones made!

: Then again we shouldn't be surprised. You're part of his family after all, and live with him.

: You'd be surprised by how many girls live with us that aren't family members. Not that we mind, as they help out around the house. But I still enjoy the praise.

And what praise you deserve! After all, you have wondrous hair, with a beautiful black color like the other members of your family. It goes really well with your red eyes too. I will say that one issue is your twintails.

: M-my twintails?! But they're one of my iconic features!

Oh, I agree with that. I do prefer hair being down, but you still look extremely good with your twintails. In all fairness calling it an “issue” makes it seem more serious. I will also say that I'm not sure of how your bangs go either.

: Can't you see them?

I mean sure, at the moment, but I can't count that for the blog any more than I can count your growing ass.

: A shame about that~

*Asuho shows off her bigger ass, which had grown so much her bottoms had burst. Her panties are barely hanging on, as we watch a lot of tears appearing from her immense cheeks.*

: But I don't get what you mean about my bangs.

Well you'd do better with a hime cut. I know you might have that sort of bangs, but I'm unsure about all the various details other than the color, style, and length. Still, you do fantastic and even the minor issues barely affect your score.

: I suppose that makes sense, as I did do really well when it comes to my hair.

: Just imagine if you had cat ears, as you'd be Azu-nyan! (I blame Topaz's knowledge for that old reference.)

Man that is an old reference, and now I feel old. But indeed you do great!

: Though I wonder why I did poorly for my eyes. This must be your bias against red eyes!

: Topaz hasn't had that in years! Well, not like he used to.

Even if I did I wouldn't mock your beautiful eyes! Zettai worked hard to create them, and I did my best with the various programs!

: So there's another reason?

*Topaz looks aside, trying to change the subject.*

So-uh, a-about your face.

: Don't distract me by continuing, I want to know the issue!

Fine! I admit it, I do like Hiroko's eye's more! Her free hair looks better too!

*Asuho is shocked.*

: I-it can't be... Well, at least her free hair is understandable, but why would you like her eyes more?! Our eyes are pretty much the same!

True that you both have such good eye shapes, as they're whatever Zettai wants. But the main difference is that Hiroko occasionally wears glasses! Beautiful thick-framed red ones that go well with her eyes!

: I understand... But that doesn't mean I have to enjoy it! I can't believe that even in this blog I have to be under Hiroko!

I apologize for that! But do know that you still look grea-

: I don't care! You have no idea what it's like always coming behind her!

: (I would say Zettai does... but that sort of lewd joke wouldn't be very kind.)

I-it's alright. Like I said you still are a wonderful girl! You don't need to keep comparing yourself to your sister!

: But YOU did!

I mean analytically it makes sense! (Heh, “anal”ytically) You are siblings and have a lot of similarities! But I still apologize, as I know it's a problem for you.

: Blame Topaz's writing skill being awful.

That's always something my readers need to understand.

: Fine... I understand... But I hope that you won't be doing it too much more.

I'll try not to, and even if I do know that it won't take anything away from you. And as for your face, do know that while have a simple face I do enjoy that. I also like your dot nose, as unlike with Topaz's harem all the girls have small noses but in Zettai's the older girls have bigger ones.

: And ironically Topaz's girls aren't the ones that smell strong.

Nice point. But do know that your soft curves and nice features are quite good too.

: Well, I suppose that if you're good with my face I approve. It's no surprise as I am quite cute.

That you are! Even if you were one of the first Kisekae girls I made. As such you probably aren't as detailed as some of the more recent girls are, but you still look great!

: Don't toot your own horn.

I'll try not to, but you have no doubt a wonderful design that's worth praising!

: Heh, I thank you for that. How about you praise me more too?

But of course! We still have plenty to talk about, so let's get going!

*With that Topaz continues the blog. However, on the outside a certain outsider is peeking in through a window.*

: Eh heh... So that's Topaz. I can't wait to to take him for mine, and show him the ol' 801...

==Body==
===Build===
Asuho has measurements, which isn't much of a surprise. She's on the shorter teen side, with a height of 148 cm and weighs 49 kg. Her three sizes are 72-52-105 which gives her a delightful pear shape. Her bottom-heavy body is of course perfect, and fits with being a loliteen meaning he age. She of course shows off her ass well, being far bigger than a lot of anime characters even if within Zettai's harem Asuho is on the “smaller” side due to being a loliteen. Her waist also looks good, and with her flat chest her huge cheeks are even more emphasized. I'd say the only issue I have is personal, as like many in the harem Asuho is quite a... “powderkeg”. What I mean is that her fat ass is sensitive and quite gassy, and I'm not too fond of foul odors like that. It is appealing to Zettai and there's nothing wrong with that as a result. Still, Asuho overall is quite superb and more anime girls need to not only be as assy but as proud as she is of it.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
This is another area where Asuho is quite proud. Her chest size is 72A, which is a great flat size and she's proud of it like the other harem girls. She shows off her ass far more too, which is a lot larger as you can tell by the measurements. While it doesn't matter I would have to assume that she can show off her nipples too, but I don't have too much data on that. Overall Asuho doesn't have much to talk about when it comes to this area, but her small size is quite good.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Being fair Asuho is a custom character which means she can be put into any sort of outfit. One of the benefits about being self-created (or so). Her school uniform is very gym outfit-themed, meaning she has a red buruma-like bottom that shows off her incredible fat ass. As a big fan of Toku entertainment I imagine she likes the heroic bodysuits, which are likely tight against her big jiggly ass too. While Hiroko tends to be more well-known as a miko I'm sure Asuho wears the outfit at least occasionally, and I imagine she has a lot of other outfits. Both ass-showing/focused and other outfits that Zettai likes. As a result Asuho overall gets a perfect mark here! Sure it may be taking advantage of her being a custom girl, but regardless the possibilities are endless!
Grade: A+

: A-an A+...

But of course! You deserve it, as you can be put in any sort of outfit! That's one of the benefits of being a custom character.

: Not that you've put Kimiko in that maid outfit you taunted her with so long ago.

Shhh... But in all seriousness you have a lot of great outfits as mentioned. Your school uniform with red buruma-like bottom is great, as are your Toku bodysuits and miko outfits. You would also dress up in various outfits for your Oniisama as well.

: But of course, especially if I want to tease him with my huge ass!

And such a huge ass it is, ASSuho!

*Asuho turns around, nearly knocking Topaz over. Her huge cheeks ripple and look soft and plump, even moreso than usual.*

: It sure is! If it counted I'd do even better, as my ass is likely bigger than I am tall now!

: Look who's talking though.

: HEY! Are you calling me short?

: But of course! Then again if you laid on your stomach you'd end up taller with those huge cheeks of yours!

: Heh, I consider that a compliment!

Certainly as big female asses are always good! And even her base Asuho has a wondrous pear-shaped teenage body. Perfect for Zettai's tastes!

: And hopefully more people, as I would love if asses were more love!

I agree with that, as it's certainly a niche that needs filling. No naughty pun intended. I will say that the smell isn't something I'd be into, but again you're perfect for him!

: But of course, as Oniisama deserves only the best from me. I love pampering him with my powerful odors!

: As long as you keep it for him I'll be happy... I remember when Hiroko came and we couldn't get the smell out!

: Ha~ I do thank you for appreciating my body though.

But of course, as I'm not narrow-minded! Speaking of your body, you also have a great upper body!

: But of course! It makes my enormous ass look even bigger!

That it does!

*Asuho traces down her slender upper body and across her plump, massive cheeks. Her ass has expanded so much her hands can't carry such a massive weight. Granted her soft, ample cheeks couldn't be held even beforehand, but that isn't the point when her ass is so massive.*

Very sexy!

: Is there no doubt! And look at my strong attacks too! Gensouken!

*She gets into a fighting pose and throws a punch, with a ki blast coming out. The characters for the attack's name even appear in a freeze frame for extra effect. Topaz and Riri fortunately avoid it but the one watching out the window behind them is hit.*

: KYA!

*The spy is pushed backwards after getting punched, so that when the group looks that direction they don't see him.*

Oh no, the window!

: At least it wasn't the kitchen again.

Thank goodness.

: O-oops... My apologies. But I was just so excited to show off my attacks!

Don't worry, as you might have a lot of time to do that. You also have a great giantess body too!

: I am experienced with such things~

: I thank you for not growing inside at least...

Me too. But I think we've gone over everything, so how about we continue?

: Sounds good to me, as I love being able to hear you praise me!

Then let's go onward!

*With that Topaz moves to the next sections.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Asuho is very likable girl though that's no surprise considering she was created for Zettai's harem. She's one of the first members as well, being his youngest sister. She's the youngest of three children as a result, even if she looks her age unlike Zettai and Hiroko. She's fairly smart, though not as much as Hiroko's talent so Asuho tends to be a little jealous and has an inferiority complex towards her older sister. Still, she is sociable and friendly, with Ran being one of them though I'm sure she's friends with many members in that group. Due to her family's experiments Asuho also has had some time as a giantess, and that mixed with being saved by the local hero Yuuna gave her an appreciation for acting. She likes Toku series in particular, as like a lot of his members she appreciates hot-blooded action, spirit, and justice. While I don't have a lot of information exactly, Asuho overall is an amazing character much like the person she was created for. Asuho is voiced by Yui Ogura, at least that's who we would want to voice her, with her cosplay being Hinata Hakamada from Ro-Kyu-Bu! but other big roles she's done includes Kokona from Yama No Susume, Yunoha from Aquarion EVOL, and likely many more great characters too.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Asuho has a very strong libido, even if it's single-target. You see, much like Hiroko Asuho is deeply devoted to her Oniisama, meaning her older brother Zettai. They have a lot of very sexy anal fun, with a lot of gas and while the latter isn't my taste he loves it (both Zettai's) and that's what's important. She does have to share him with the ever-expanding harem, and while there's nothing wrong with that I imagine it does give Asuho less time to play with him herself. She will also intentionally forget books in order to sit on his lap to read too, teasing him with her huge ass. Overall Asuho of course does well here as she's an excellent lover and sister, the incest being the spice that makes their relationship even sexier.
Grade: A

===Age===
As fitting of Zettai's taste Asuho is a fourteen year old girl. Her birthday is November 3rd, and even if she's the youngest she isn't as stunted as Hiroko so she looks older and about Zettai's (visual) age. It's a good age and she's a middle school girl, but I do prefer older girls if only slightly. Still, overall Asuho does quite well here.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 88
Average score: 9.8
Final Grade: A-

And that's the blog for the week! What did you think of that score?

: What a great score... for me to FART ON!

*Asuho bends over and aims her huge ass towards Topaz. Luckily Ririchiyo gets in the way.*

: Noooo!

Ririchiyo!

*Riri presses on Asuho's fat cheeks, which were bigger than the assistant's body at this point. However, pressing like this causes the harem beauty to release a huge fart and shaking the whole house.*

BBBBBHHHWWWAAAARRRPPPHHH

*Even outside the building shakes, with visible stench exiting through the windows. We return inside, with Asuho flustered and both Topaz and Riri coughing.*

: Cough... I can't believe you said that and went through with it!

: I-it's not my fault! I was just doing it to show off my ass and have a funny laugh, but then you pressed against my huge, sensitive cheeks and surprised me! It's like you pushed it out yourself!

*Cough cough* L-let's put that behind us. Outside of wanting to make the joke what did you think of it?

: I think it's really good! I even did better than Oneesama! She only had 81 points!

Being fair she did a lot better in the redone blogs where I was more fair to her, but I'm glad you enjoyed the blog.

: Curses! I can't believe that she'd upstage me again, even after all these years...

It is true that she's higher but you're still a wonderful girl Asuho! In fact, your jealously towards your sister is a big part of who you are! And the incest, which is best!

: I'm glad you think that. Far too many studios believe the opposite, and like with childhood friends imoutos deserve better!

I agree, specifically incestuous ones! Imoutos, not childhood friends as those aren't blood related usually. And boo idiots continuing to think that imoutos were ever common too, as they weren't and lacking good blood related ones is one of the biggest problems with anime these days! Well, with plots. I don't want to get into working conditions and such...

: Probably for the best. I'm glad that you like my voice too, even if it's not a separate subject like in Zettai's blogs.

Certainly as Yui Ogura is a great cute VA! Sure she's had her share of stumbling lately, such as with Passionlip, but you still have a beautiful voice!

: Well, the one from her mouth at least... *cough.*

: I apologize again!

Your war crimes and chemical warfare will be forgiven someday. And of course, go being a teen as even if Zettai likes older girls more than he once did you're still a great age for him!

: Getting older makes you appreciate mothers more I suppose...

Being fair there's a lot of sexy ones. Including yours, Asuho!

: Hey now, don't get any ideas with my momm-er, m-mother!

Fair point, though perhaps in another five years... That said, I'm glad that you've enjoyed the blog, but we should be going.

: A-HEM! Aren't you forgetting something?

Let's see... I brought up all the topics I wanted to, though I do suppose the reason for your love for Toku, as well as hot-blooded action, is fairly recent. But nothing too major.

: I meant more that I should get a picture! I scored enough points, so I should get one!

: She's got a point, Topaz.

I know... But as she's an original character it's not like there's any art of her sadly! And my personal art skills are extremely lacking so that's not a solution!

: Why don't you use that one program you like using so often?

I highly doubt Walfas would be a good source for fanservice pics...

: No, the other one.

Ah yes, Kisekae. I suppose that works:



That said, it's not a great program. As much as I enjoy it, it isn't able to have you show off your best feature meaning your enormous ass! Even if I put you into a somewhat sexy pose it wouldn't be able to bring out your best ASSet which is a shame!

: I can understand that, as my ass killed one of your cameras!

: I'm just glad that this one still works after being farted on...

Indeed, but do know that Asuho, as well as Hiroko, are both amazing girls and their series needs to take off!

: Japan needs more appreciation for female asses, and not just be Japanties either!

I agree with that! Though it seems we're done for this week. Riri and I would leave, but we're at our house...

: Don't think we're being rude but-

: Sheesh, I understand. You two have to go out on an adventure and-

: Not so fast!

*A trap busts in from the front door. Topaz and the others have a look of disgust.*

: You just stay there, as you'll be talking about me next time and-

: IMOUTO SENPUUKYAKU!

*Asuho does a game-inspired spinning kick, hitting the trap and kicking him out of the house. At the point of impact it freezes for a bit, with the Japanese characters appearing.*

: That takes care of him!

You should have aimed lower!

: I'm not touching him there! I don't know where it's been!

: Sadly Topaz has an idea, and as such I don't blame you...

*Sadly his doesn't stop the trap from returning.*

: That isn't nearly enough to get me away! Here comes the PAIN again!

: Who are you, Barney at Moe's bar? I'm going to make sure you stay down this time! JIGOKU GURUMA!

: What?

*This time she gets the trap in a suplex-like position, smashing him into the ground with her assy weight. She then spins in place for a bit, rotating but before she goes flying the characters for the attack appear. Asuho then blasts the trap out the window.*

Not the kitchen window again!

: Better than having the trap inside still. But I suppose that... we'll have to... take care of him...

: I agree... Though for some reason it feels like I'm... out of ammo or something. I didn't think my attacks... exhausted me so much....

*She yawns and falls asleep on the couch. Riri also curls up in a chair, cutely using a decorative pillow for an actual sort.*

E-eh? What's going on? Is my blog so boring that people are falling asleep?!

: Heh, I wouldn't say that... In fact, I'd say that you're going to have a very... exciting time.

*The trap returns, being obviously beaten up. However, he has a powerful-looking being behind him. With crossed arms and a genie-like stance, as well as having horns for ears-the trumpet kind, not the demon kind-it's apparent what has happened.*

Y-you... Don't tell me you killed them! And with your stand no less!

: So you know what this is. Fortunately for you my stand only knocked the girls out and they're having sweet dreams, but that means we'll be able to have some “alone time” together~

That sounds terrible! I need an adult!

: You are an adult... Which is fortunate, as we'll get into “adult situations” next time.

Sounds terrible, and I can't wait to rip into you in my blog next week!

: AH~ Go on and tear me apart like a new emotion!

Must you make everything disgustingly sexual? But I do apologize for the topic next time, but it will be April sadly. See you next time, though I wouldn't blame you for skipping it obviously...

*With that Topaz ends the blog. Though my apologies once again.*

Anime Relations: Seiken Densetsu: Legend of Mana - The Teardrop Crystal

This is the seven-hundred-ninety-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Go on, Charlotte. I know you can say it. Say “Rascally Rabite”.

: E-Eh? Why wouwd I?

Because it'll be funny!

: Please don't be hectoring the loli, Topaz...

Fine fine...

: Let's just hope that isn't where the blog starts out, as it would make you look like a criminal.

Oh yeah, the blog should be starting!

*Topaz clears his throat.*

Welcome back everyone to my anime girl blog. Though I suppose that this month is more video game girls but regardless we have a beautiful amazon to talk about.

: W-wait, you want to talk about me?

: He can't very well talk about us again. No that I wouldn't mind it~

*Angela spins around, bouncing her huge ass in a very sexy fashion. She nearly knocks Charlotte over, the short girl pushing against the taller girl's cheeks to keep from being hidden.*

: OOF! Get you fat bottom out of hewe, Angewa!

: You're just jealous that your ass isn't as gloriously huge as mine is~

*Angela continues to show off her great mooning ass. The mysterious amazon is embarrassed for her, letting out a sigh.*

: I apologize for those two, but it seems that you have already spoken about them. Though... not that it is something that I regularly pay attention to but it would appear that her bottom is... quite large.

: Wasn't it always?

: I suppose that is true, but... it seems much larger.

: That is because Topaz did his blog on me, and it became bigger.

: The same thing happened to Charwwotte, but because of her cwothes it is not as visibwe.

: I see... I do not see the appeal...

You should, as female asses are sexy! You live in a female-military themed kingdom, so you should know about that.

: It is not like we fight with our bottoms!

It's alright, as you can call it an ass!

: B-but that is not proper!

Neither is a lot that I'm going to talk about, but I still think that it needs to be said. So what do you say about allowing me the opportunity to write about you?

: Go on and do it! Chawwotte knows you'd do weww!

: Topaz does seem to enjoy you quite a bit, not that you can compare to my beauty but I am off limits for him.

: If you knew how much he likes her. *mumble mumble*harem*mumble*

: What was that?

: Nothing too important. So what do you say? And do remember that we saved your kingdom from a terrible foe!

: I do remember that, even if it was a little cute...

*She thinks for a moment.*

: Well, I suppose that I do owe you for it. Topaz, I shall allow you to talk about me!

I'm glad to hear that, as no only will I be able to talk about you but your ass will become bigger!

: AND we'll be able to use your name!

: I still cannot believe that I have allowed such a thing!

*She sighs again.*

I'm sure that you'll enjoy what I have to say, but for now it's time to say...



: I suppose that it is too late to refuse...

: Don't worry, as I'm sure that Topaz has a lot of good things to say about you!

: He even said a wot about Charwwotte, even if he doesn't beweive she is the beauty of Wendeww.

*Charlotte poses cutely in a proud fashion.*

: B-but he will be talking about me! I am neither as sexy as you are, Angela, or as cute as you are, Charlotte.

That's alright, Riesz. I'm sure you'll do well.

: I may be a princess, but there is no way someone like him can find me attractive! All I am is a simple soldier...

: Being fair you wouldn't be the first “plain soldier with polearm” that Topaz has talked about.

That's certainly true, though Nephenee is blue and Riesz is more yellow/green. Still, we'll be talking about her and her growing ass soon enough.

: I see. W-wait, what do you mean growing...

*She fondles her own cheeks, looking over her shoulder as she noticed her ass was bigger. She didn't have a bad cover like Angela, so her plump cheeks were starting to wedgie up between them.*

: O-OH NO! I cannot possibly show off my bottom like this! Please, do not look at me!

But your ass looks beautiful! And being fair you can call it an “ass” as we've mentioned before.

: T-that sort of word suits Angela better...

: Well, she does have a huge AngelASS...

: That I do, but it seems like you're showing off much better than Charlotte has. I imagine your skimpy clothes helping.

: They were not this skimpy earlier... Please, Topaz. Do something to take the attention off me.

But your growing ass is sure distracting... *shakes head.* N-no, I do have something else to talk about.. even if it isn't as great to look at.

: Starting the blog already?

Not quite. First we have to discuss Riesz's confusing name.

: My name is... confusing?

: Your name being confusing seems to be confusing you.

: But what couwd be so confusion about “Wiesz”?

Speech pattern aside quite a bit. You see, your name seems to be “Risu”. Not like the BokuBen meganekko, that's “Rizu”, but it is still a very troubling name to translate. It could be something like “Lise” or “Rize” or “Reese” or some other localized name. At least we finally have the game to give the official translation as “Riesz”, but I'm sure there's still a lot of hard-headed people who use another version.

: Ah yes, like you are sometimes.

I don't mistake Rola's name on PURPOSE you know...

: I was thinking of Cure Magical's balloons calling her “Liko”.

That's dumb and not according to my calculations. Regardless, how about we continue talking about Riesz?

: I would enjoy that quite a bit, and look forward to hearing what you have to say.

Then let us begin properly!

*With that Topaz begins Riesz's blog.*


==Head==
===Hair===
Riesz has some really great hair and accessories, at least for my tastes. She has long blond hair that goes past her hips, and the hair color looks good against her outfits even if blonde is overused. I also like how she has a ribbon at the bottom, which was her mother's belonging and I find cute. Riesz wraps it around her wrist when her hair isn't tied in certain jobs. She also has pretty big bangs, looking like air flaps though it's possible it's like that due to he headband or winged/eared headdress. She has a huge crystal on her forehead, covering it which I like (though I do like bangs more). Her sides are pretty long, framing her face well and reaching about to her chest or at least past her shoulders. Overall a very nice design so Riesz does quite well, though I do prefer other, darker hair colors. Still, I like her iconic headwear as it fits her well.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
You might be expecting me to complain about Riesz like I have the other girls here, which is reasonable. And I don't mean just because she lacks glasses, though that bears mention. She also has a nice shape though it is somewhat hard to tell. The upper portions of her eyes are tsurime-like but rounded, which I suppose fits her being a proper but also ass-kicking princess. She has very nice eyes though, both with her pupils and her slight eyelashes. Riesz's main issue is that her eyes are blue like the other two girls, or a least that seems to be what I was thinking. Some people think that her eyes are purple in the remake, but close examination proves that isn't the case so like the others she's given a boring color. A shame as Charlotte is another blue eyed blonde-haired girl (though otherwise the two are very different). It's a shame Riesz didn't change, but overall she at least does decently all things considered.
Grade: B

===Face==
Like the other girls Riesz has a cute, simple face. I like her small features including a dot nose and rounded chin, and in general she looks very soft-looking. I mean that in a nice way, of course. She's also the type that is unaware for her beauty too, which is always nice. While she doesn't stand out Riesz's face is very lovely for my tastes and thus she does well in this area.
Grade: B+

*Riesz places her hand against her chest.*

: This is a fair relief...

: Because Topaz didn't say you were dull-looking or because he hasn't said anything perverse yet.

: Both, I do suppose-wait, what do you mean by “yet”?

: The next sections awe the ones he says naughty things!

: I see... Still, I am relieved to hear you praise me so much.

But of course, as you're a really pretty girl! Even if you and Charlotte are both blondes you at least have somewhat different colors and the styles are quite different. Your long hair and ribbon, as well as your cute headresses are all very cute!

: I-it was not my intent to be “cute”

I understand, but I do like the decorations. This includes the crystal on your forehead.

: I am surprised you counted that as “hair” and not “face”.

I mean it works pretty much as bangs, though being fair Riesz does have some nice air flaps. As for her eyes, it's a pretty big shame

: Eh? Something is the shame?

: Probably that you lack glasses...

I mean sure, that is a problem. But I mean that as mentioned before you share a blue eye color with Charlotte. They could have altered it slightly, but it's overdone. I only wish that the people who call your eyes in the remake purple were right, since you'd do a little better.

: I see then. But I assure you I cannot change my eye color.

Don't worry as you still have pretty eyes, as pretty as your gemstone on your forehead! Only a different color.

: Goodness!

*Riesz flusters cutely.*

: Don't flirt with her, Topaz! You aren't trendy enough to use “rizz” as a joke.

Darn it, now how will kids be interested with my blog!

: I imagine that good kids won't be reading such a dirty blog. And for the adults out there...

*Angela shows off her ass proudly, waving her hips. Riesz panics too.*

: P-please stop that! You are being far too sensual for the blog!

: Yeah, Angewa! It is Wiesz's bwog, she shouwd show off instead!

*Charlotte pats the amazon's plump cheeks, making her fluster as her panties had wedged up completely. This was due to her ass growing, and her peachy ass was revealed as her skirt couldn't hide her cheeks.*

: S-stop! And I wish that Topaz's abilities did not increase the size of my buttocks either!

You can call it an ass, you know. You don't have to be so proper.

: Considering my companions I would not want you to get a bad opinion of women from our game.

: It seems that she can't say the word “ass” because she has a stick up hers~

: Please cease that!

Don't worry, as your ass will grow further!

: That is not what I desire...

I do suppose that first we'll have to talk about your face.

: I see... Well, go ahead...

Don't be so pessimistic as while I didn't say too much do know that I like all the girls. And that includes you, Riesz!

: Ahem~ It is no suwpwise that Chawwotte is such a beautifuw woman~

: B-but...

Yes, yours is becoming bigger. But do know that I like your small features and in general you appeal to me well.

: B-but I'm so plain looking!

Not to me! Granted “face” isn't a place where I can see a lot of differences, but regardless you do fairly well.

: T-thank you then. I just hope that you do not regret it...

Certainly not, as you're a great girl! And we still have a lot more to praise you about!

: P-praise me? I am still nervous, but I accept you continuing.

Thank you for that, so let us continue onward!

*With that Topaz heads to the next sections.*

==Body==
===Build===
Riesz does fairly well when it comes to this area. She's 167 cm and 54 kg, which is a nice size for my tastes and she has a very curvy, attractive body. Despite being the most physical female in the game she's not too muscular which I enjoy and has a mostly lithe slender frame. Due to her clothes Riesz tends to be known for her legs, especially her nice thighs which I do like. She has a nice navel when she shows it, and speaking of things that look good when shown Riesz shows her ass occasionally. It's not too much, and it's not like she has ass attacks, but she does have a somewhat good (if flat) shot on one of her Circle of Mana cards. She also has a particularly good leg sweep shot in the Million Arthur game she cameos in too. Overall, despite Square being backwards with fanservice and not showing off female asses Riesz still does decently in this area.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
As mentioned Riesz is fairly busty, though she's the middle ground between Angela and Charlotte. Though she's more towards Angela, as Riesz is pretty close. She even has bouncing in the remake so boo that but not showing female asses more. She still shows a lot of cleavage, and one of Riesz's idle poses has her hand on her chest and over her heart which brings a little more attention to it. Still, she's not as painful as Angela being made more busty as she's a lot more reserved and wasn't known for her bare ass before. As such overall Riesz does okay in this area, though she could have done better.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Riesz does quite well when it comes to this area, having a lot of variety which helps. Her usual outfit is he green amazon leotard with a skirt over it, which is unfortunate as it mostly hides her ass (though still better than a buttcape). I do like the design of it otherwise, including the shoulder portions and matching boots, and I can't forget to mention that Riesz uses spears/polearms. She has many other sexy outfits too, all of which being form-fitting which looks nice on her curvy body. Most are leotard-like though tend to have a skirt of some sort which is unfortunate, but still she shows her ass a bit better than Angela does now. Occasionally she'll wear either tall boots or one taller boot, which is cute, and my favorite outfits of hers are the Star Lancer and Fenrir Knight, the latter looking more like a red bikini with wolf shoulder pad. Circle of Mana adds some others including a maid waitress-like outfit, winter clothes, a Christmas outfit, swimsuit, and likely more. Overall Riesz does pretty well, even if her outfits do show more of her chest than her ass which is unfortunate but I blame Square for that.
Grade: B-

: G-goodness... To think that you would say such... lewd things.

: Don't worry as he said the same things about me. Well, he did curse my coverings, but they deserve that.

Of course, they deserved to be destroyed! It was still very sexy what you did, Angela. But Riesz does show off her ass a little better with her clothing.

: P-please do not say that...

: I can imagine why, as your ass has expanded to the point where your cheeks have busted through them.

*Riesz is bright red as she attempts to cover her fat cheeks with her skirt. It is as Ririchiyo said, as Riesz's panties were nearly off and as such the camera gets close.*

: They are at least covering the front still... but please do not look!

: To think Wiesz won't show off, but not want to... Chawwotte wanted mowe points fow showing off!

Being fair Riesz is more warrior-themed, not that it matters too much. Her body is still very sexy and I like how much they show off. I also enjoy her various bonus outfits, though most of you girls have good ones.

: But of course~ Though the biggest shame is what Square did between Riesz and myself.

: O-oh? What could you mean?

: Well, considering Topaz's preferences it would have been a lot better had I been the ass girl and you show off your chest. I think.

I mean it would make sense. Boo the remake making that backwards, though being fair Riesz still shows off her chest.

: M-my apologies!

Nothing to apologize about, since as mentioned you're about medium-sized and don't do anything too mamocentric. You also show your ass off, which is something Angela should have done in the remake.

: I see... So I did fairly well, as did Angela?

Exactly. Granted you weren't as disappointing in the remake as she was, so you scored a little better, but your body is quite sexy.

: I thank you for your kind words. They would mean more if you were not talking to my a-ass...

: Finally you've said it...

*Indeed as Topaz was staring at Riesz's glorious bare ass, which she tries to cover with her hands. It is no use though with how big they are, and the fondling only makes it look sexier.*

: S-stop looking at my ass!

My apologies, but it just looks so incredibly sexy!

: At least you're a little on the athletic side, so you should be able to carry your huge ass better.

: It will stay this size?! I hope that it will not get in the way of training...

I imagine you'll be able to be used to it, so don't worry. Though I will mention that I did not score your current size, obviously.

: I would do so much better in my blog if that was the case~

: Angewa wiww be good if Wiesz's ass gets biggew?

: N-no, I meant about my ass helping out my own score.

Indeed as you'd have done better at this size, as you'd clip though that awful covering. But getting back to Riesz, do know that she's a very lovely size and shape, and I also like her legs even if they aren't something I'm usually into.

: To think that my body would earn such praise...

It would earn even more with how beautiful and huge your ass is now! A shame it isn't canon though.

: What does reckless travel have to do with this?

...Never mind, it's hard to explain. But since I need a distraction let us continue onward with the blog. Plus it mostly won't be as perverse!

: I understand, as-wait, mostly?

*Topaz continues with the blog without explaining what he meant. But in fairness she would know soon enough.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Riesz is usually a soft-spoken princess of the Laurent kingdom, and is also a member of their armed forces. She's usually calm, but in emergencies tends to panic and more if the people close to her are in danger. She spends most of her game searching for her brother Elliot, who she is motherly towards as their mother died in childbirth with him. Riesz is formal and polite, as she had formal training being a princess, but can also be forceful but single-minded. She can be a little hard-headed in accepting help as well. In battle she's a jack of all trades, not being particularly pushed into any role but filling in and is the most physical-oriented girl in the game. She has powerful attacks, but she can also summon eventually as well as buff allies or debuff enemies depending on her class. In general Riesz is a great girl for my tastes, being serious and calm girl but also a devoted older sister. She's voiced by Mikato Komatsu who does a good job, and other roles she's had include Tsugumi from Nisekoi, Marika from Mouretsu Pirates, and Madoka from Star Twinkle PreCure.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
For most of the game Riesz is searching for her kidnapped brother, who she has a strong connection with. His name is Elliot, no relation the the Secret of Mana early game character I hope, and being a younger brother helps out too. I like sisterly incest after all, and this is one of the better ones or at least a sorta official one. She even promises to rule their nation along with him, which sounds like a proposal! Riesz also seems to have some relationship with Hawkeye, though it's more of a rivalry but I think that people still ship them. I like Elliot more as I like sexy incest. Also while not “official” Riesz is possibly the most famous character from the game, and while not too bad on it's own she somehow attracts more than her fair share of bad tentacle artwork which is unfortunate and something I'm not too fond of. Still, that's mostly fanstuff so I'm not too punishing for that. Overall while it could be better I do like Riesz's libido and moreso if she goes with her younger brother Elliot xD.
Grade: B

===Age===
Riesz seems to be 16 years old, which does pretty well in this area. She even does a little better due to having a younger brother and being like a mother to him which is sexy. Sadly she's also younger than her “love interest” Hawkeye as he's seventeen. Still, that doesn't hurt Riesz's score too much and so overall she does quite well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And with that we have completed our blog for the week! What did you think of it, Riesz?

: *mumbling* I see what you mean by “perverse”...

What was that?

*She jumps cutely.*

: N-nothing! But I refuse to admit my intentions with Elliot! Our romance is pure, and like one siblings should have!

: Yeah, woyaw sibwings! Chawwotte bets you get aww kissy and smoochy!

: N-nonsense! And what was that about me being so popular in... naughty works?

: I would have thought it was me who would get that sort of thing!

I understand, and being fair it is pretty close. But Riesz is often considered the “face” of the series and even back before I knew the game I knew about Riesz. Not the bad things obviously, as I was fortunate to know better than to look it up.

: Being fair that's because Yomogi made a few pics of her...

Exactly. Man, it's been a while since like 2008... I feel so old...

: T-that is alright, I imagine...

Thank you for comforting me, though you did do pretty well when it comes to your age. Being an older sister helps for my tastes as well.

: I see...

Figured you'd understand, even if I'm not as fond of Hawkeye's relationship. Not just because he's older, but because it's more of a bickering or tsundere rivalry relationship. Nothing wrong with it, but it wasn't exactly the best.

: Nothing more annoying than useless bickering.

Exactly. And while I didn't go too into Riesz's personality I do like her a lot.

: Thank you for your kind words, as I can tell you are acting with honor.

But of course, as I'd never lie! Especially about such a cute girl, and I like how you're a soldier. You work well in combat and have great abilities, and you work hard to free your kingdom from the invaders.

: Maybe if she didn't oversleep she wouldn't be kicked out of her own castle.

: T-that is not what happened...

Don't worry as my partner is just referencing a Wario game. Though I hope that doesn't mean that we'll be attacked by a creature from one.

: I hope not either! Picking up the clown's hands was more difficult than it should have been.

: A creature?

: YES! Chawwotte and the othews fought a big fwowew last week! Hopefuwwy we don't gotta fight today!

: I think it's too late for that!

*As they are talking a large foot covered in ice slams down. It isn't attached to anything, just being a foot as it jumps up and down to attack.*

: The enemies that are being sent after us are getting more and more ridiculous...

: Well, I've heard of Griffin Hands but that's not our game!

*The foot starts stomping around, but fortunately they're able to avoid it.*

: Alright Topaz, since you've seem to have fought it before what should we do?

I think that you girls need to give it a good licking!

*The four girls look at him in disgust.*

: Chawwotte feews gwoss just thinking of that...

: M-maybe he means that figuratively. L-like we have to give it a good “licking” as in beat on it.

No, I mean in the game that it comes from you have to lick it a ton! Like an excessive amount, because otherwise it heals far too fast.

: What sort of fetishy game are you playing!?

I mean you're a snake, but now that you bring it up... Then again it is by Rare.

: I think that we need a good idea...

: Luckily I have one. Watch this!

*The foot tries to land on the group again, only to have Riesz hold up her spear. It jabs into the sole of the foot, causing it to recoil backwards. A hole is seen in the ice surrounding it.*

Talk about your entry hazards, but now's your chance Charlotte!

: Chawwotte wiww!

*With that the short half-elf casts a powerful spell into the hole. The Ice Foot's icy covering shatters, making it move slowly.*

: Wooks wike Chawwotte did a good job! Finish it off, Angewa!

: With pleasure!

*She snaps her fingers in an epic pose before casting a powerful spell. And by spell I obviously mean “spell” as she bends over and aims her enormous ass at the foot. She then blasts it with a powerful fart, turning it into dust.*

BBBBFFFFWWWEEEEEUUUURRRRPPPHHHHH

: And with that the enemy is defeated! Pun unintended!

: Ugh... *cough* But if you stay here with gas like that you'd send a poisonous stench over my kingdom. I appreciate what you have done, but...

: I understand, as I should be getting back to my kingdom as well.

: You'we weaving Chawwotte? I shouwd go back to Wendeww then!

And Riri and I shall go back to our home, if we can find our way back at least...

: At least we live in an age where maps are easy to find.

Agreed! Could you imagine being forced to explore things on your own? But thank you for allowing me to talk about you all.

*Topaz bows to the trio before he and Riri go their separate ways. They eventually arrive at their own house, about to open the front door.*

: Wait, Topaz! This seems suspicious, as usually the camera doesn't follow us this far!

That's a good point! At least the kitchen isn't destroyed from the outside.

: That is a relief, but let's hope that it's still safe inside.

*The two enter cautiously, only to have Rika come close.*

: Finally you two are back!

But of course! I'll always return, as this is where my stuff is!

: I mean I do appreciate it, as it's good to see you, but we have an annoying guest! *mumble always calling me Oneesama mumble.*

A guest? I wonder who it could be...

???: So you're Topaz. Well, not the one that Oniisama knows exactly. This sort of namesake avatar thing gets confusion sometimes.

W-wait, a-are you...

: That I am! And like my Oneesama, I demand that you talk about me!

What perfect timing, as I was just discussing you recently! That said, the blog will be next week, so be prepared for the 800th blog!

: Man we've been doing this for a LONG time...

*With that Topaz ends the blog, with this mysterious twintailed visitor being the upcoming girl... Who could she be? Be sure to come back next time!*

Anime Relations: Seiken Densetsu: Legend of Mana - The Teardrop Crystal

This is the seven-hundred-ninety-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back to the blog everyone. Last week we talked about the beautiful Angela-

: Naturally, though it is a shame it took so long.

I suppose, but being fair I don't do characters from video games too often. Unless it's a special month like this seems to be.

: Or if Topaz can't think of anyone better to do.

Shhhh... Anyway, after her blog we were stuck inside a cabin. Thanks to her... “magic” we were able to escape.

: I appreciate how you put that, but you don't need to be so serious. I may be a princess, but you can say that it was due to a massive fart I let out~

: You seem far too proud about that...

: Ewww... A fawt? Gwoss!

: I do suppose to those who are uncultured who would say something like that...

Oh, and I suppose that we should introduce our new friend here as well.

*The loli in pajamas stands proud.*

: A-hem! I am the beauty of Wendew, and my name is-

Shhh, we can't have you exposing your name this early.

: Even with her silly way of speaking.

I mean I don't want to give too much of a hint. Plus I'm bad at this type of accent.

: I don't have any sowt of accent! Stop picking on me!

My apologies, but you do have a very particular way of speaking. I just hope that I'll be able to maintain it for the whole blog.

: Bwog? What's a bwog?

: It sounds like some type of marsh, or a strange frog-like monster. Possibly from Breath of Fire for some reason.

A blog is what I want you to help me with. I talk about beautiful women, cute girls, and terrible ugly villains.

: Gasp, Viwwains! I am cewtainly a beautifuw woman and cute girlw, so I want to be tawked about! Pwease!

: I don't know about that, as I'm far more beautiful and sexy!

That much should be obvious, especially now...

*Topaz pokes Angela's enormous cheeks.*

: What? Wet me see!

*Angela turns to show off her enormous expanded ass, but knocks the younger girl backwards with the size of her gigantic cheeks. Fortunately she isn't harmed, and dusts herself off.*

: How can you have such a massive ass, Angewa? It's even bigger than during you Wove Typhoon attack!

: It is all thanks to Topaz and his blog! If you let him talk about you your ass will become this big and sexy!

: I want a big sexy ass! Go on and tawk about me, Topaz!

Hey now, I'm not sure if it would work.

: I mean it usually does unless they fight you. I doubt someone this young will be fighting you...

: I'm not that young!

Don't worry as I know you're older than you appear, but it may be that your small size will be the reason. I don't want you to get an ass bigger than you are tall.

: Biggew than I'm taww... Awe you calling me SHOWT?

: In comparison to other girls in your game you are. It's not like you're a tiny sprite or something.

Is that a joke about the short one in Secret of Mana or the fact that as 16-bit characters you're made of sprites?

: I am not sure of that reference...

That's alright, it doesn't matter. What does matter is that this little beauty allowed me to talk about her, and thus I can begin.

*She stands proud again.*

: But of couwse! The worwd needs to appweciate my beauty!

That it does, and as she seems so proud to be talked about let me say that...



: Out of the girls of the series I'm surprise you're talking about Charlotte next...

: Eh? Why? Is thewe something wwong with me?

: I mean you are a lot smaller than the other girls.

: I hope you mean ass-wise and not something mamocentric.

I'm sure she doesn't. I do understand what Riri is thinking though, as Charlotte is a lot smaller and doesn't show off too much.

: Eh? I don't show off? Then wet me show you THIS! JUMP!

*She leaps up and uses an attack on Topaz, striking him with her weapon. Fortunately with his defenses and her low attack it only did 10 damage, and she rubs her ass afterward.*

: O-oof, my aching bottom...

: You can call it an “ass” you know.

: N-no! That wouwd be obscene! Though you awe quite obscene alweady, Angewa...

: Thank you, as I'm glad to show off the wondrous ass Topaz blessed me with~

*She spins around, her enormous cheeks showing off.*

More like wondrASS and enormASS! But I do appreciate that sort of showing off. Charlotte, I didn't mean attacks.

: Y-you want to see Chawwotte's bottom?! *sniff*

: I can already hear the police Topaz.

B-but she's older than she seems!

: Tell that to Mr. Hansen!

Man, we're really pulling from old memes aren't we. Next you'll be calling me Pedobear or something... Then again I'm also the one at fault for teaching you all these things. I'm so old, but at least so are my readers.

: True true, but that doesn't matter.

: That's wight! You shouwd be tawking about ME! The Beauty of Wendeww, Chawwotte!

But of course, as you're the special one for the day!

*Charlotte puffs out her chest with pride, exhaling in a proud way too.*

: Just because you puff out your chest won't give you a better score, oh ho ho~

: W-what was that?! Angewa, don't pick on me like that!

Indeed, as I want to be fair. First I should talk about your name.

: My... name? What is wwong with Chawwotte's name?

Nothing too much, though I will point out that due to her accent you do mispronounce it. At least in the English version, I suppose, but I think she does it in the Japanese version though not as much.

: There's also the fan translation.

True, as technically Charlotte's name is “Sharurotto” which is a fairly close approximation. However, because it's hard to program in long names in the SNES version the fan translation would call her “Carlie” which I found funny as it made me think of the name “Charlie”.

: Awe you making fun of my name, Topaz?

Not at all! It just made me think of someone else. And look, your ass is getting even larger!

: I do not appweciate you being so cwass, but...

*Charlotte spins in circles, trying to look at her ass. It doesn't seem to work with how baggy her outfit is. She shakes away her dizziness, and is unsure of herself. She sighs.*

: I can't teww if you'we wying or not...

That's alright. I'm sure that you'll feel it if you start growing. Here, let's begin.

: I bet that you won't be able to do it all with Charlotte's speech impediment!

I'll take you up on that, Riri! Er, Wiwi-

: Already regretting it...

==Head==
===Haiw===
Chawwotte has some advantages and disadvantages when it comes to this awea.

: Hold it right there!

Angewa? You can't intewwupt me mid-bwog!

: Your “bwog” has barely began. And I'll order you to stop that. It'll make your sections harder to read, and be really awful to write as well.

I agwee...

: I also take back my challenge.

Phew...

: You have youw hands fuww with just me~

Exactly! But let's get going on with your blog properly!

*With that Topaz starts the blog, for real this time.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Charlotte has some advantages and disadvantages when it comes to this area. The best thing about her hair is the design though, as it's long on her short body and reaches her hips or even thighs! I love how fluffy and full of volume it is, kinda like cotton candy. I like how the tips of her hair are curled in the remake, and she has a lot of really cool hat. Charlotte's main hat is a jester-like one, which fits her and I like the two “tails” with fluffy balls too though she has other hats further on in other jobs. Charlotte's sides also go down a fair amount, looking cute and framing her hair well. A problem with her long, fluffy hair is that it does hide her ass, but I blame her clothes for that too. Her main issue is that she has blonde hair, which is really overused and moreso for elf-type characters. Overall it's not too bad color-wise, and while I do like Charlotte's hair style it does end up having a lot more issues (though her body is a fairly big issue as well).
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
As one might expect, as the designers of this game weren't very original with eye colors, Charlotte has blue eyes. The combination of blonde hair and blue eyes seem to be everywhere sadly. Fortunately her eyes are still pretty good, even if they are tarame but that fits with her personality and are quite cute. As such she has a pretty good design, even if she doesn't wear glasses (sadly). Still, overall Charlotte does quite decently when it comes to this area.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Considering how fluffy her hair is it would appear that Charlotte's face is fairly small. Not in any bad way, and I do suppose it fits considering she's a small girl body-wise too. She is still very cute though, with and her small nose is always good. I like her silly facial expressions, and she does look very youthful which is fitting. Overall while not outstanding Charlotte still does very well when it comes to her face structure and appearance.
Grade: B

: I stiww do not know if I am doing good. What do all these points mean?

: I say that Topaz is totaling something, but I am not sure about his criteria.

I have a lot of criteria not even I'm sure of. But do know that it has to do with my preferences.

: Pwefewences? It wouwd seem Chawwotte isn't one of those...

I mean I do prefer dark hair, but I do like how long your hair is. The fluffiness looks perfect for patting, and your hats are great. The only issue is that you have blonde hair, as that tends to be overdone.

: Overdone? But Chawwotte's haiw is wight-cowowed! She's not cooked at all!

: It nearly sounds like her hair is white or infested by zombie-like creatures...

I do appreciate both of your puns! But I do prefer darker hair, like with Angela here.

: No surprise there~

*She flicks her hair like she did last week, her huge cheeks rippling.*

: Hey, Chawwotte wanna do that too!

*Charlotte does similar, looking proud of herself as a result.*

Very cute, but not nearly as sexy as Angela. And being fair having blonde hair doesn't help when it comes to your eyes. You have blue eyes which while fit your elven nature are overdone once again. There needed to be more variety when it comes to character appearances, at least as far as hair/eye color go.

: But Chawwotte's eyes awe good othewwise, wight?

That they are, even if I do prefer tsurime. Your eye shape fit your appearance quite nice.

: Eh heh heh, thanksies~

*She looks proud, only to be smacked on the bottom by Angela playfully. Charlotte rubs it as a result.*

: Owwies, my tushie!

: It does feel a little bigger, if only a little~

: S-stop cawwing Chawwotte witttwe!

Don't worry, I'm sure the blog is helping you out. But I'm sure that those aren't your only pinch-able cheeks!

: Eh?

You face is likewise great too, and I like all your fun facial expressions as well. Granted you aren't outstanding, but you still look very young and cute!

: Eh heh heh, but of couwse! Chawwotte cannot be anything except young and cute!

: I can believe that, but I think that we should talk about the rest of you too.

True as it's about time to talk about your other sections. But first, something that is needed to be done...



*After the moment Topaz continues with his blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
This is where Charlotte starts being really bad. I probably was a little generous here, as her main issue is that she wears baggy clothes. I'll get to that later, but we don't get a good look at her young body. I do suppose that she's the token loli, at only 132 cm and 30 kg, so she's a lot shorter and smaller than the other girls. But that doesn't mean that Charlotte should be treated in such a comedic fashion in comparison, as I'm sure she's appealing to those who like this body type. She is a little small for my tastes though. About the only times we see her skin, other than her face and hands, are her shoulders and legs in various cards in the mobile game. I will say that due to Charlotte being so small she does have some “comedic” moments. She even smacks her ass taunting before one attack, and in another she Jumps up and lands on her ass which she pats afterward. While not an ass attack exactly, and certainly doesn't compete with Angela's mooning, it is better than I expected. And with someone so small and hidden Charlotte overall needs everything she can get as we don't get a good look at her (perhaps lack of) curves.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Being fair we don't get a good look at Charlotte's chest, but unlike the French reverse trap of the same name I imagine that she's fairly flat. She doesn't have much of a curve, and it fits a girl her age. I don't think she shows any envy to the other girls, at least as far as I know. Her main issue overall is a lack of assurance, as otherwise Charlotte does quite nicely when it comes to this area.
Grade: B+

===Clothes===
As mentioned many times before, this is Charlotte's worst area. It's not that her clothes are exactly bad either, as I find her various robes, pajamas, and other baggy clothes to be cute and befitting a spelllcaster like her. The issue is that it causes unbalance among the girls as it means she's the only one not revealing a lot of skin. I do understand it, as they might not have wanted to sexualize her too much, but it also made this blog hard to do. I only they had concern for a single blogger's issues over twenty years after release xD. And as said a lot of her outfits are cool-looking, with various nice colors and designs. I like the High Cleric (which is nun-like), Necromancer, and Chaosbringer. I couldn't find too much from the card game though there are a few like her one-piece swimsuit with inner tube, as well as a cute fancy dress. There's possibly more, as there's a lot of cards and I didn't go over every individual one. Still, this is definitely Charlotte's worst area as even if the outfits are cute and fitting they cause problems being able to tell what her body is like.
Grade: C

: E-EH?! Chawwotte did much wowse in these aweas!

: But of course, you cannot expect your bony useless body to be awarded~

: That is a rude way of saying it, but indeed that seems to be Topaz's main issue.

No, if anything the issue is with Charlotte's clothing.

: Hew... Cwothing?

Indeed. I mean, the design and colors are fine. It does fit with you being a small spellcaster, but I would have liked more of your body to be showing...

:W-wike Angewa?

*As if on cue Angela shakes her enormous bare ass.*

: I don't think you'll be able to look like me.

That's certainly true, but I don't necessarily mean “revealing outfits need to be worn” either. I mean more about showing off the body shape, not just being a dumb potato sack!

: I would figure you'd like mages in robes though.

I mean I can understand putting Charlotte in this kind of outfit, but I still have complaints. After all, the other two are shown off more and remembered fondly, but not Charlotte.

: Chawwotte isn't wemembewed? How unfowtunate!

Indeed, and your other scores are low as a result! Well, your body at least, as it causes your body and ass to not be seen. I was surprised you got things like the slight ass moment in your Jump attack.

: Eh heh heh, Chawwotte is happy to hear that...

: Wait, is that why you had her do that?

That was just a fortunate side-effect. Though boo the localization having her say something else...

: Chawwotte apowogies... Hewe, she shaww heaw you Topaz!

*Charlotte uses a spell to heal Topaz's wounds. Not just from today, but total.*

Phew, I was fairly low on HP. That felt great!

: It was nothing~ Come to Chawwotte again!

I don't know how often I will, but thanks regardless! Continuing onward your chest isn't too bad, though like with your body it's hard to tell due to your clothing getting in the way.

: T-Topaz is so naughty!

I mean more that you should be the flat one of the group, being the token loli. As such you do pretty well.

: Phew, Chawwotte won't need to become a cow... She doesn't need to use the plan she made...

: Wait, what sort of plan?

: Becoming a cow.

Let's not have that then.

: Wait, I want to see this. Go on and show us.

: Then Bim Badda Zim! Become a cow!

*A cloud of magical dust covers Charlotte and the group. Once it's waved away a cow is there with them, with Charlotte's hat on it.*

: (cow form) Mooo! I am a big cow now!

: EH?! I hadn't heard of THIS transformation!

It must be a hidden one! The secret cow transformation! Not as much fun as the level, but still.

: Don't play around with her. I can see you hiding behind the cow!

You don't play with kids very often, do you...

*Charlotte, who was indeed on the other side, pops out. She is pouting cutely, with big cheeks, and puts her hat back on.*

: You'we no fun, Angewa...

: I am plenty of fun~ You're just not old enough to know why yet.

Let's not corrupt the loli, Angela. But where did this cow come from?

: Over there...

Then we'll go and put it back. In the meantime, let's continue the blog.

: Probably more fun than cowsitting...

Exactly.

*With that they escort Charlotte and the cow back to the pen. Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Charlotte has a lot of pluses, as well as several issues when it comes to this area. She seems to be a confident cleric and quite boisterous, calling herself the beauty of the holy city Wendell where she lives. However, like many RPG heroes in those days her town gets attacked and she goes out on an adventure (if she's selected at least). She tends to specialize in support or healing spells, but she can be a powerful offensive caster as well. She is a little scared of ghosts which is funny considering she's a priestess, and in general is a useful teammate. She does have some silly moves, such as hitting with a big paper fan or gigantic flail, but her story is still a pretty serious one like with the others. The main issue with Charlotte is that she is very childish and immature, to the point of it being fairly irritating. I've heard a lot of people complain because they “youthify” her dialogue by replacing “R” and “L” in her words with “W”s, and I can imagine that gets annoying quickly (especially with audio). It's not outlandish though, as she does seem to have a childish speech pattern and speaks in the third person to show how young she is mentally. She also uses silly insults as well, though I'm not sure what she uses in the Japanese audio. She is voiced by Sumire Morohoshi who does a very cutesy, fitting voice that isn't too high-pitched for me either. She's done roles such as Ichigo from Aikatsu and Tsubasa from Aikatsu Stars, as well as Erika from Prism Illya and Arisu from OniAi. Overall while I'm sure people have a problem with Charlotte she isn't a bad character and does fairly well here.
Grade: B

===Libido==
This is one area where Charlotte does mostly alright. Not hat she has too much of an inter-party relationship, though due to their storylines mixing she sometimes gets paired with Kevin. However, Charlotte seems a lot more interested in Heath who is like a brother to her. He was also a fellow priest of Wendell, but he was used by the enemy and eventually had to be fought. Fortunately he seems to have recovered in the remake. I don't know too much first hand about their relationship though, so this is just from other sources. Still, overall it does help Charlotte's libido a bit and keeps her from going too low.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Charlotte's age is a little strange and low, despite her official age. You see, even though she's 15 years old which would be pretty good for my scale she is a half-elf. As a result she's quite stunted and young looking, which isn't too bad (though it does have some issues as mentioned earlier). The issue is that she is also emotionally stunted and acts much younger than her age might imply. I do find it funny when Kevin is surprised she's this “old” though, as that's how old he is xD. So overall Charlotte may be fifteen but a lot of the issue is that she's childish sized and minded, which is unfortunate.
Grade: C+

Total Grades: 64
Average score: 7.1
Final Grade: B-

And with that Charlotte's blog is done!

: Huzzah! Topaz is finished bwogging!

: She did a bit better than I would have expected.

: Ufu, you undewestimated how wondewfuw Chawwotte is!

Being fair there were a lot of places where you could have done better. Especially with your age.

: B-but Chawwotte is fifteen! She shouwd do weww!

Fifteen is normally a fair number, but your half-elf side causes a bit more trouble. I don't know if it's that or how isolated you were, but you are severely stunted and immature.

: Oh ho ho, it sounds like he knows you well.

: Probably not as well as he could...

I suppose that is true.

: Uuuu! Chawwotte wefuses to accept this!

Don't worry as you did decently in most of the other areas. You having a crush on Heath certainly helps, or at least from what I've read about it.

: Chawwotte wikewy has many admiwews as weww! They awe mewewy intimidated!

: Sure... That's why...

: Luckily Topaz doesn't mind you as much as other people do.

I blame them getting annoyed by her English speech impediment. I understand too, but that's one issue with listening to the English dub. I also imagine it gets annoying in text, having kept the style up for so long. Fortunately Charlotte is still a very cute girl and has powerful magic. Both of the support variety and offensive, with the latter being more of a reclassing thing.

: Topaz... You do wike me!

But of course! And despite voicing Ichigo Sumire Morohoshi still does a good job with the voicework as expected. Overall all three girls are good. I do suppose I have a favorite but regardless...

: Speaking of which, when do you think that we'll be looking at her?

I'm sure soon enough...

: I do find it unusual that Charlotte was able to put that random cow away.

: Chawwotte didn't, as she gave someone it in exchange fow these beans.

*Charlotte holds up a hand containing like five beans.*

: They said they wewe MAGICAL!

: Maybe if we plant them we'll get high-level equipment! Or better, reclassing items!

: Those aren't the type of seeds we need.

*Angela takes them from Charlotte and throws them into a nearby well.*

: My beany fwiends!

: I wish for something better than beans!

*With that a gigantic beanstalk grows out of the well. It's vines grab the four of them and lift them to the sky.*

MMMPPHH! Well, I suppose that was a monkey's paw well...

*They eventually reach the top, where they're released.*

: Dizzy...

: I agree. How rude as well, as they could be more gentle!

I don't think that it has much of a mind...

???: That's what YOU think!

: I don't like the sound of that.

*The top of the beanstalk, as it leans against a mountain where the four were positioned, turns into a pumpkin-headed monster.*



: Oh no, a tawking fwowew!

: I'll just burn it with another blast of my-



*With that the floral, viney enemy stole their MP.*

: Oh no! As if they needed to nerf spellcasters further!

: I blame them knowing about pause-buffering!

: Now what can we do?!

: It looks like it's up to me!



*Ririchiyo goes into her youkai form.*

: Do not underestimate me!

: Wiwi can twansfowm, like Kevin!

Only less hairy!

: Don't pick on me like that...

*As Ririchiyou leaps at the enemy, it swings her weapon out of her hands and it goes flying. Topaz is nearly impaled but fortunately avoids it in time.*

Phew, my nuggets!

: Take THIS! ALL OF MY HATE!

*Ririchiyo goes to punch the flower, but as she barely misses a large machine of some sort comes out of her forearm. A large cylinder comes out of it with some steam, impaling the enemy with extreme force.*



*However, as soon as it is created and used to attack the weapon disappears. Even Riri didn't know what happened, looking at her arm. She dismisses her youkai form, and is in awe.*

: Whoo! Who thought that you cold defeat him bare-handed like that!

: Chawwotte would have assisted if she had mana, of course.

What was all that, Riri?

: I-I'm not sure... But at least I was able to take care of it... And where are we too?

???: It would appear that the kingdom of Laurent has some invaders...

Not on purpose, and what does Miriel's son have to do with this?

: I don't know what you're talking about, but it seems we've finally met a friendly face!

: A friendly face? Are we under attack!?

At one point, but it was easily taken care of.

: I see. Thank you for your aid, not that the kingdom needed it. If you have something you desire, I will work hard to make it come true.

Well, I can think of many things...

: I hope one of them is a blog...

That it was. And it seems like we'll talk about an amazon next time!

: Eh? I do not understand...

: Don't wowwy! Topaz'ww expwain it next time!

Exactly, so be sure to come back next time too!

*With that the blog ends for the week.*

Anime Relations: Seiken Densetsu: Legend of Mana - The Teardrop Crystal

This is the seven-hundred-ninety-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Riri seem to be exploring a wooded area, with many trees around.*

Welcome back everyone! Is it Thursday already?

: I mean you are writing this early, but as far as this is posted that is true. And I'm surprised the narrator didn't outright say we were in a forest.

Maybe he couldn't see the forest for the trees. Jokes aside, for now at least, it seems that we've become lost.

*Topaz looks around before looking at the map in his hands.*

I could have sworn that she was going to meet us here...

: I don't remember being told who we'll be talking to. But regardless, why are you using a map of the classic Legend of Zelda?!

Because I don't want to be lost, and I want to find all the secrets. Isn't that obvious?

: But I don't think that it'll help with the girl we're looking for!

Oh yeah, that's what we're doing. Luckily we have plenty of time and I doubt anything is going to cause a problem.

*Suddenly the sky becomes cloudy, and a storm starts to circle them. Lightning even flashes.*

: You just had to say something...

Looks like I tempted fate too much this time. Or was it Destiny? I can never tell which strange vampire guy is which.

: On one hand they are brothers. On the other they were likely models bought off some site, but the less we talk about the game the better.

Don't worry. What's the worst that can happen, we get wet?

: Or struck by lightning!

With this many trees around I doubt that, though we should watch out if they fall in our path. They'd be obstacles we'd be forced to go around, and who wants that.

*As Topaz and Riri are exploring a massive snowstorm occurs. They get covered, but pop their heads out of the snow.*

: What were you saying now?

And here I thought it was going to be warmer now. But that's Wisconsin weather for you...

*The two shiver from the creeping cold. Luckily Topaz sees a cabin with smoke coming out of it.*

Look! I'm sure that we'll be able to get to safety!

: Don't you think that it's suspicious that we just happened on a cabin in the woods? And just when a snowstorm comes?

I know! It's convenient, as the cold is terrible! Let's get in immediately!

: But there might be a witch inside! Fine...

*Ririchiyo sighs as Topaz optimistically heads toward the cabin. The door happened to be unlocked so the two of them enter. They also close the door behind them, keeping the freezing wind from entering.*

Well, now that we're out of the snow we should be safe. But what should we do now?

: I don't know. It's not like we'll see any girls in here for you to talk about.

???: Oh ho ho~ It would seem like I have some guests~

*Topaz and Riri are surprised as they hear a voice. They turn to see a scantily dressed female mage approaching them.*

: Now, what could two explorers be doing in this house? Could it be that you're part of Altena forces, here to kidnap me?

I don't even have the occasionally giantess brown slender Servant!

: She said “Altena”, not “Altera”! We came here to avoid the blizzard that is happening outside.

: I can see that, as there is a lot piling up out there.

Also I was looking for a girl to talk about, and I would love to talk about a beautiful woman like yourself!

: Ah, I see~ It is no surprise that I caught your eye. Though are you sure you should be flirting with me with your female friend there?

It's alright. Riri is my assistant. Besides, she knows I wouldn't do anything with one of Zettai's girls.

: True, and I'm sure that as she's a girl Zettai likes he'll be happy to hear about her too.

: That is no surprise, as many envy my beauty and mind~ I would love to have you talk about me too~

That's good, as I was hoping I could talk about you. As such, let's start by-

: TOPAZ! You can't forget to warn her about the side effect!

: Side effect? I mean I will know what you think about me, but that cannot be too bad correct?

Being fair there's a lot of issues, but I blame the modern era for that. That isn't what she was talking about.

: Then what is the other issue?

You see, when I talk about girls their asses become huge. Like absolutely gigantic!

*The mysterious mage looks at Riri, noting how big the otherwise scrawny beauty's ass is.*

: I see... So that is why your friend's hips are so massive. But do I do not fear such a thing! I am sure that it will make a certain attack deal even more damage too!

: Wait, I don't think you have some sort of hip drop or anything...

: That isn't what I was thinking of. But do not dawdle, as I want both to hear your praise for me and my noble ass become bigger!

Then let's not hold back any longer, and not just because the princess demands it! It's time for me to say that...



: I was curious why you had not said my name, as you seemed to know me. I suppose that this does explain it.

Certainly as introducing you this way is a tradition. It's a silly one, but it is effective.

: Ah, much like my “Love Typhoon” attack~

Precisely, though certain translations do call it a “Pink Typhoon” it seems. At least in the SNES version.

: Eh? Why would they change the name of my most infamous attack?

That's not the only thing that they changed sadly...

: What are you talking about?

Well, while I'll bring it up later it's because you used to show off your ass using the move. The remake however changed it, because Square is full of Squares!

: And he doesn't just mean that the world is square either!

Indeed. They covered up your ass which is one of the best things about that attack! Boo not showing off your moon, but that must be why they weren't able to call it a “PINK Typhoon”.

: That is horrendous! I cannot believe that they would cover me up so much! Though that does explain all this...

*Angela shows off her “ass”, which is covered by a buttcape. It looks ugly and uncomfortable.*

Boo adding pareos because people these days only corrupt what was once entertainment! You should get rid of that immediately!

: I mean her ass will probably break through it eventually, as you still have a lot of her blog to go.

: There is no time for that, as at this rate there will be an ugly force curtain or something terrible!

Don't remind me of how poorly they edited Tharja. Boo “localizers” keeping perversion away from people who like it!

: But how shall I break through it... Besides waiting for my ass to become even larger and more beautiful.

Obviously you should tear though it with a “spell”.

: Ah... That would be a blessed idea, but I hope that I do not tear though too much, nor burn this cabin down...

: I don't like where this is going...

: Take this, you vile buttcape! You don't belong in this world!

BBBBTTTHHHWWWEEEAAARRFFFTTTFFFTTTT

*With that Angela leans forward, showing off her enormous ass which was sadly covered by the buttcape but not for long. She lets out a “Fireball” spell while mixing her fart with it. She burns apart the cape, and only the cape, while sitting on it to smother the embers. She also flicks the ash off her ass, wordplay unintended, which makes her plump leotard-like cheeks jiggle and bounce.*

: All taken care of, and now your friend is able to see my beautiful ass too~

And what a beautiful fat ass it is too!

: Are you sure that you're talking about a friend, and not the sort of “friend” where it is really you?

I do, as while you're a great girl I prefer the other one. I'm sure we'll talk about her someday too. But first we have to talk about Angela!

: Before that, don't you have something you have to do?

: Not at all, as I've proudly destroyed the evil buttcape and it will never bother me again!

*She bends over, taunting with her fat cheeks. Angela even smacks them playfully.*

: That isn't what I meant!

Yeah, there will be plenty more ass moments, so we're not done with that.

: What I DID mean is that you forgot to talk about Angela's name.

I mean there isn't too much to talk about, unlike with the other girls. Her name's always been “Angela”, though I suppose technically it's “Anjera” in Japanese possibly but same thing effectively. She's not like the other girls.

: I should think so! They don't have a huge ass like I do, nor are they royalty!

I think that Riesz is a princess too though, but I understand being proud of not having your name cause problems.

: Precisely. And if you wish, you should continue with the blog! I want you to show the world, including my mother, how great I am!

: I'm surprised, as considering how much you're showing off your ass that you wouldn't want you mother-who is a queen mind you-to read it. You even had a flaming fart!

: To destroy a buttcape, she should be proud!

I agree with that, but for now let's begin Angela's blog properly!

*With that Topaz begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Angela's hair is really beautiful in my opinion. She has about hip length hair, not quite long enough to cover her ass which is fortunate (or she moves it out of the way, which is possible too). It is a beautiful purple color, which goes well with many of her outfits including her default red one. I do like dark colors after all, though it is possible that her hair was darker in the first game though that might just be due to shadows or shading. Angela's hair style is very fluffy and full too, with a lot of layers to it and looks really good. She has V-shape air intake bangs which were popular around when her game initially came out (though she keeps them in the remake too). It's a very fancy and royal-like design, which fits with her being a princess. Angela also often wears nice hats too, which don't cover too much and provide a little more appeal too. Finally, her sides are somewhat long, reaching about down to her chest which looks quite good. Overall Angela has a great hairstyle, with a great length and color even if it could be a little darker for my tastes. Her bangs could be better too, but they're still quite excellent as it isn't like she shows off too much of her forehead either.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
I'd say that Angela does quite well here too, but not as well as her previous area. Part of that would be her color, as her eyes are green and that is a fairly meh color and even more so because the other girls also have blue/green so they lack variety. Luckily the shape of her eyes seem pretty good, with a nice tsurime I think which fits with her character. It isn't easy to see in the games themselves but she does have some eyelashes which aren't bad either as they emphasize the corners of her eyes pretty well. Angela sadly lacks glasses, which I suppose isn't that surprising considering gaming in those days (Lucca was very lucky). Still, even if overall Angela's eyes have a nice shape I can't award her too many points due to the color holding her back which is unfortunate.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Angela has a pretty good face, even if there's two different art styles at play here. They both fit their era when the games were designed, so Nobuteru Yūki's artwork is very 90's to the point where Angela looks a lot like Naga from Slayers or so. Masaru Oyamada's artwork is a lot more modern, giving Angela more softer curves which I do like a little more but both designs are amazing. I will say that I like her simple face and small features including nose, but that she still has some good expressions as well. I'll also mention that the game Circle of Mana has her artwork done by a lot of other artists, and it is really cute too! And of course I can't forget that she has pointed ears too, which she doesn't hide and look good too. Overall Angela does quite well when it comes to he face and head, looking quite good.
Grade: A-

: Oh ho~ It is no surprise that you find a beauty such as myself so lovely! Or should I say “cute”, as you seem to have called me~

But of course, as you have an incredibly pretty face! I like both styles, as well as the styles by the various Circle of Mana artists.

: That is no surprise. Just look at who they have as inspiration!

That is good point, and I like your small features and pointed ears too. You have a lot of good things, and I love how beautiful your cheeks are too!

: I can tell, as you made them even bigger~

*Angela shakes her hips, turning around and flashing her fat ass. They were on full display without the cursed buttcape and even bigger, which meant her leotard was wedged like a thong between her bigger cheeks.*

I meant the ones on your face, though your ass is quite great too. That comes in the next section, as we're talking about your head now.

: I suppose that I cannot spill such juicy secrets too quickly.

: I'm sure that soon your juicy cheeks will spill out soon.

: I do suppose that my ass will break my leotard, but worry not. Continue on with my blog, as I believe you have not complimented my hair further.

*She waves her long purple hair in a sexy fashion.*

: I'm glad we're just using pictures and describing things well. We don't have KyoAni nor Shaft's budget.

I'm glad, as we'd be pandering to terrible graphic-hungry people who will never get enough! But do know that Angela's hair is extremely beautiful too. Her purple color goes well with her outfits most of the time and in general looks good. I like her style too, both with the V-shaped bangs and long hair. Even her small hats are cute!

: I am glad to hear that you have such an eye for fashion, Topaz. Well, for others at least.

I'll still have to talk about your clothes in a bit, though that will have some problems still.

: Eeh? Problems? You mean that you won't give me full points in everything?

Sadly no. I mean I rarely give “full” points but your eyes have a problem.

: They do?

: And Topaz doesn't JUST mean with the lack of glasses.

I mean that did cost her some points, but it is true that it's not the only thing.

: There's something else you dislike?

Well, not “dislike” but something overdone. Especially considering your game. You have green eyes, which while not as common as blue are still pretty common. As mentioned all the girls seem to have similar eye colors so meh. At least you have a lovely tsurime shape which I enjoy.

: Perhaps, and I am glad that you did not make a “third eye” joke or I will have to show you my “Evil Gate”.

: Trust us, we don't want that and MAL would probably scold us if we showed that.

I don't think they pay much attention to blogs, which is fortunate as it means most of mine are still around. Regardless, Angela does do really well but remember that this is far from over!

: That sounds ominous...

Perhaps, but that doesn't mean you should use your “wind” on me!

: Well, if I did you would likely faint and I want to hear more of your blog.

That's a relief, as I still have a lot to go. So as such let's continue!

*With that Topaz continues onward with

==Body==
===Build===
Angela surprisingly has measurements! She's 165 cm and 48 kg, which isn't much but still better than I expected. She's only slightly shorter than Riesz, which is good as I like tall girls. She also has a fairly curvy, hourglass figure that can be easy to see due to her tight outfits. In certain classes on the SNES her thighs looked quite thick and sexy too. Though the main point of interest is of course Angela's great ass! She shows off when using the move Pink Typhoon, which she moons and shoots hearts at the enemy. Unfortunately Square is a terrible company and didn't allow that in the 3D version, so boo that. It also doesn't help that she's a lot more covered in that version clothing-wise too so boo! Square either hates fanservice or GOOD fanservice, I blame their terrible “ethics” department! Luckily the earlier versions still exist, even if graphically it's not as impressive, so Angela still does well. Overall she'd do a lot better if she just showed her fat ass in the remake more!
Grade: B

===Chest===
Unfortunately Angela is pretty big in this area as well. I can't tell who is bigger between her and Riesz, both of them being bigger than the loli Charlotte obviously. I do think they're trying to make Angela the bustier one in modern times, which is unfortunate. She seems to be showing more cleavage and more bounce in more recent games which is awful. Both because it inspires dumb mamocentric art and it's like they want people to forget about her ass which is much more relevant in the former game. Overall Angela doesn't do too poorly here, a leas from what I remember, but the remake designs certainly sting when it comes to this area!
Grade: C+

===Clothes===
As mentioned before Angela has quite few issues with this area. I'll discuss the good things first though, and the biggest is the variety of outfits she wears. Even the SNES version had her wear different outfits with her class, though they aren't as easy to change as the FF5 ones are. I also like how many of them are tight and leotard like, which other than feeling intensely cold once she leaves her home castle have no issues with being so skimpy. I like her beginning red outfit as it makes me think of Terra's outfit from FF6. Sadly as mentioned they did cover Angela up more in the remake, especially when giving her dresses or capes to further cover their asses by covering hers. She doesn't deserve that sort of treatment! Boo her ugly buttcapes that likely look uncomfortable to sit with, and only serve to hide her ass! Other than those issues, which granted are pretty major, I do like some outfits color and design wise, like the pantyhose-clad Rune Seer or the devilish Spellbinder, but that also brings up the issue with Angela being mamocentric! This is especially seen in Circle of Mana, as even if I haven't gone over every card she had they seemed to be lacking in ass pics despite having even more variety like wedding dresses, dancer's outfit, or even a bikini. Overall Angela does alright with a lot of outfits, but I blame Square ruining things with her by putting too many clothes on her and covering her ass sadly.
Grade: C+

: To think that you would think so lowly of me...

*Angela looks obviously angry.*

What are you talking about? You're a great girl!

: Then why did I get such poor scores? I have half a mind to use Love Typhoon on you!

: N-no! Anything but that!

*monotone* Yes please stop...

: Well then, take THIS! LOVE TYPHOON!

*Angela then shows off her huge ass, which is even bigger due to Topaz's blog. Her fat cheeks ripple in glorious beauty, unhidden by any buttcape, and she lets out hearts that hit Topaz and Riri which knock them over. Angela also lets out something that rhymes with “heart” as well, and Topaz has taken 30 damage.*

FFFFFHHHHHWWWEEEEEAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT

: OOF! It's like we were hit by a truck!

Probably the size of one... But why attack us? I like your ass!

: If that was true you wouldn't have scored me so poorly!

The problem isn't with you! Well, sorta. It's more that Square is a terrible company!

: I do recall you saying that, but why now in particular?

Because they changed you! You used to show off you ass during that attack, which was great! Instead they gave you a buttcape to hide you ass which is really unfortunate!

: Wait, is that a problem with me or my clothes?

I mean it is technically your clothes that is the main problem, and in particular the buttcapes and dress bottoms. It's like they went out of their way to hide your ass, which is terrible and proves how awful they are!

: I see, so it's mainly due to my buttcape. But fortunately I've destroyed that!

Indeed, and I can see your ass has grown so much too!

*Angela smacks her fat cheeks, proud of her bigger size.*

: That I have, as I must have had a lot of “StaminASS” level-ups! But you didn't mention that nor my destruction!

I can't use things that have happened in the blog, as they're non-canon.

: I see. You do that to keep girls from hitting on you I suppose. But you could have given me more points still!

I did at one time, but I wanted to punish you further for all the issues Square caused. I will mention that buttcapes aside your clothes are nice, with good colors, but the issue is too big.

: Unlike what the buttcapes would be now, as Angela's ass is the thing that's bigger!

: That is true. I would have easily torn through them now with my expanded ass.

*She fondles her cheeks, bending forward to make her ass look even bigger. Not that she needs it, as her hands are quickly engulfed by her massive cheeks.*

Looks great, and if you would have shown off like this you would have done a lot better! Boo Remakes being worse than the original, all because modern audiences are idiotic sex-haters!

: Hopefully the world will go back to normal soon enough!

I at least hope so!

: I suppose I should apologize, as it is mainly due to terrible decisions that I was punished. By Square, as I do not mean you.

I mean a bit of that is your fault. You seem a lot bustier in the remake too, and boo showing cleavage and being so bouncy!

: It is not my fault, though I understand it would not cause as much problem if they didn't hide my ass ASS-cesively!

Precisely! Boo Square either being mamocentric or sex-hating! It's a shame as otherwise you wouldn't be bad, especially with an ass this size!

: Thank you, it makes me glad to be a Sorcer-ASS!

Great pun! Though before I get too distracted let's do the rest of the blog!

: Sounds good to me, as I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Angela has a pretty good personality, even if she is a bit underutilized. She was born as the only true princess of Altena which is a frozen area, but she was considered a failure by her mother the queen due to not having magical abilities. It was more that Angela was very skilled but didn't enjoy studying, but she was chosen as a sacrifice regardless. Fortunately after a stressful situation and obtaining the mana fairies she's able to cast a lot of spells. And I do mean that, as she's a glass cannon mage with a lot of powerful spells, to the point of nearly being broken in the SNES days (a lot of magic was like that, it seems). She, along with her companions (including Duran most of the time) go off on a journey to fight the Crimson Wizard who took over her kingdom. Depending on who the “main character” is it might lead to a final confrontation or him being killed by the other person you confront. She also doesn't seem to show up after that if not a party member, unfortunately as it means you can't see NPC Angela deal with her issues. As far as personality goes Angela does pretty well. She does like attention due to not getting her mother's attention and only being scorned, which makes her seem a little rebellious or slightly spoiled, but nothing wrong with that! She has a fun personality after all! Angela is voiced by Rumi Ookubo who does pretty well, and has done oles such as Tsumiki from Acchi Kochi, Chinatsu from Yuru Yuri, Ako from Fresh PreCure, and Musuki from Blue Archive among others. Overall Angela is a great girl, having a flirty and magical nature to her and having a great VA as well.
Grade: B

===Libido==
Angela does pretty well when it comes to this area, though it depends on which version you're playing. I blame Square's UGHthic's committee. But Angela is a very flirty character which I enjoy as it's not like she goes too far into it either. If she's the third character chosen it seems she teases the guard through lewd means then locks him inside the cell herself, which is funny. She's also flirty at other points in the story, and isn't afraid to show off though sadly only on the SNES. The game not only lets her show her ass, but Angela also sleeps in only panties which doesn't show much (it requires layers to be removed) but still. As far as pairings, Angela tends to be paired with Duran both in story and romance, and from what I've heard she does fall for him at the end but I don't know for sure sadly. Still, Angela does pretty well when it comes to this area, especially potentially having a cool love interest.
Grade: B+

===Age===
According to Pixiv and other sites, Angela is 19 years old. That is of course a very good age for my tastes, being close to her 20s which she looks like she would be. She does act slightly spoiled sometimes but not so much that it wouldn't fit with her age, and she is the oldest female playable character in the game. And also interesting is that her love interest Duran only seems to be 17, younger than she is which helps too. Overall Angela does really well when it comes to her age.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 75
Average score: 8.3
Final Grade: B

: Hmm, it appears that I did much better in this area than the past one.

Being fair it's not like they can use an awful buttcape to cover up your age or something.

: I think Senran's localization did something similar. Then again, if you get offended about a nineteen year old showing off you're just asking to be made fun of.

Like how Square deserves to be hated for hiding asses!

: Exactly. Though with my ass so huge now I doubt they'd be able to hide it at all!

*Angela proudly shows off her huge ass, which could barely fit in her hands.*

Looks incredibly sexy, you must have leveled up into being an ARSEmage with that kind of size!

: Oh ho ho~ Like you said, my attack would surely do far more damage now~

Yes, but I'd rather not take more damage even from a sexy attack.

: We don't need Topaz dying in the middle of your blog. Well, near the end but still.

: That is fair, though it is a shame I didn't do better.

I agree, I blame all the issues Square gave the remake. Namely when it comes to your ass. Your libido otherwise is pretty good, charming people but being shy enough to not be overly perverse.

: But of course. I may be a troublesome princess, but I am not overly lewd! Though what is this about Duran? I-I would never do something like that!

Fair as I tend to rile people up like that. But it is a cool pairing regardless, helped by him being younger. A shame he's not a shota, nor hit by the mini ailment!

: If that were to happen Angela would squish him with her gigantic ass!

Sounds like something Zettai would enjoy. But it's not all just Angela's age and libido that are good! Though her ass is certainly sexy.

: Oh ho~ But of course!

BUTT of course indeed! Your personality is great too, with both the somewhat sad backstory even if you tend to have a positive and fun outlook. I like casters especially broken ones which you do outstandingly well, and pretty much everything about you is cool!

: I'm glad to hear that, you must have good taste to recognize my magical powers~

But of course, as I'm not your mother. For many obvious reasons.

: Still, I must praise you for talking so well about me. It is a shame that the Remake cause so many issues, as I would have done much better.

I agree! Imagine your bare fat ass on modern consoles!

: Topaz, there's still that one compilation game...

I mean sure, but that's not what I meant. And imagine her ass at the size it is now...

: I would just turn around and knock enemies all around! Truly the most deadly ass around!

Makes me think of Minna... Regardless I supposes it's time for us to go.

: I understand, as the snow must have stopped by now.

True, so let's take our leave and-MMPPHH!

*Topaz opens the door, only to faceplant into piled up snow which went beyond the size of the door. He backed out, brushing himself off and closing the door.*

It looks like it snowed even more than we expected... How are we going to get out of here?

: Oh no! I just hope we won't need to eat one another to keep from starving!

: That sounds terrible, as I bet Topaz tastes awful! But don't worry, as I have my magic! We'll be out of here in no time!

W-wait, is that a good idea?!

*Angela still bends over and aims her huge ass. She lets out fitting gigantic fart, causing the whole building to shake.*

PPPPTTTTTTHHHHHHAAAAUUUURRRRTTTTT

Phew, we aren't smelling it...

: I would not want you to deal with my “Cyclone”. But is it just me or are we moving...?

*Indeed as the building was leaning to one side. Topaz and the girls fall to one side, toppling it over and causing it to fall downhill. The cabin continues to slide down, though fortunately the people inside are unharmed. Even as the building hits the bottom, crashing and kicking the others out they were somehow safe. Wet, as they fell into a shallow river, but otherwise safe.*

Man, that was a surprisingly fun ride.

: What do you mean “FUN”? I had my eyes closed for most of it.

: I agree that it was fun! My ass is more destructive than I expected too!

???: Eeh? Angewa? What awe you doing hewe?

: Oh no, I hope that Topaz won't force himself to keep that dialect through the next blog.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to, as it seems we have met next week's girl...

: Eh heh.... Wittle ow' me? You have my thankies~

: At least I'll still be around, but I hope it won't be too annoying.

I'll have to work hard, but it should be fine! Be sure to tune in next time, evewyone! Darn, she has me doing it too!

*With that Topaz ends this week's blog. Who is this mysterious little girl? Tune in next time!*

: I'm 15!

*Wait what.*