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This is the seven-hundred-ninety-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Go on, Charlotte. I know you can say it. Say “Rascally Rabite”.

: E-Eh? Why wouwd I?

Because it'll be funny!

: Please don't be hectoring the loli, Topaz...

Fine fine...

: Let's just hope that isn't where the blog starts out, as it would make you look like a criminal.

Oh yeah, the blog should be starting!

*Topaz clears his throat.*

Welcome back everyone to my anime girl blog. Though I suppose that this month is more video game girls but regardless we have a beautiful amazon to talk about.

: W-wait, you want to talk about me?

: He can't very well talk about us again. No that I wouldn't mind it~

*Angela spins around, bouncing her huge ass in a very sexy fashion. She nearly knocks Charlotte over, the short girl pushing against the taller girl's cheeks to keep from being hidden.*

: OOF! Get you fat bottom out of hewe, Angewa!

: You're just jealous that your ass isn't as gloriously huge as mine is~

*Angela continues to show off her great mooning ass. The mysterious amazon is embarrassed for her, letting out a sigh.*

: I apologize for those two, but it seems that you have already spoken about them. Though... not that it is something that I regularly pay attention to but it would appear that her bottom is... quite large.

: Wasn't it always?

: I suppose that is true, but... it seems much larger.

: That is because Topaz did his blog on me, and it became bigger.

: The same thing happened to Charwwotte, but because of her cwothes it is not as visibwe.

: I see... I do not see the appeal...

You should, as female asses are sexy! You live in a female-military themed kingdom, so you should know about that.

: It is not like we fight with our bottoms!

It's alright, as you can call it an ass!

: B-but that is not proper!

Neither is a lot that I'm going to talk about, but I still think that it needs to be said. So what do you say about allowing me the opportunity to write about you?

: Go on and do it! Chawwotte knows you'd do weww!

: Topaz does seem to enjoy you quite a bit, not that you can compare to my beauty but I am off limits for him.

: If you knew how much he likes her. *mumble mumble*harem*mumble*

: What was that?

: Nothing too important. So what do you say? And do remember that we saved your kingdom from a terrible foe!

: I do remember that, even if it was a little cute...

*She thinks for a moment.*

: Well, I suppose that I do owe you for it. Topaz, I shall allow you to talk about me!

I'm glad to hear that, as no only will I be able to talk about you but your ass will become bigger!

: AND we'll be able to use your name!

: I still cannot believe that I have allowed such a thing!

*She sighs again.*

I'm sure that you'll enjoy what I have to say, but for now it's time to say...



: I suppose that it is too late to refuse...

: Don't worry, as I'm sure that Topaz has a lot of good things to say about you!

: He even said a wot about Charwwotte, even if he doesn't beweive she is the beauty of Wendeww.

*Charlotte poses cutely in a proud fashion.*

: B-but he will be talking about me! I am neither as sexy as you are, Angela, or as cute as you are, Charlotte.

That's alright, Riesz. I'm sure you'll do well.

: I may be a princess, but there is no way someone like him can find me attractive! All I am is a simple soldier...

: Being fair you wouldn't be the first “plain soldier with polearm” that Topaz has talked about.

That's certainly true, though Nephenee is blue and Riesz is more yellow/green. Still, we'll be talking about her and her growing ass soon enough.

: I see. W-wait, what do you mean growing...

*She fondles her own cheeks, looking over her shoulder as she noticed her ass was bigger. She didn't have a bad cover like Angela, so her plump cheeks were starting to wedgie up between them.*

: O-OH NO! I cannot possibly show off my bottom like this! Please, do not look at me!

But your ass looks beautiful! And being fair you can call it an “ass” as we've mentioned before.

: T-that sort of word suits Angela better...

: Well, she does have a huge AngelASS...

: That I do, but it seems like you're showing off much better than Charlotte has. I imagine your skimpy clothes helping.

: They were not this skimpy earlier... Please, Topaz. Do something to take the attention off me.

But your growing ass is sure distracting... *shakes head.* N-no, I do have something else to talk about.. even if it isn't as great to look at.

: Starting the blog already?

Not quite. First we have to discuss Riesz's confusing name.

: My name is... confusing?

: Your name being confusing seems to be confusing you.

: But what couwd be so confusion about “Wiesz”?

Speech pattern aside quite a bit. You see, your name seems to be “Risu”. Not like the BokuBen meganekko, that's “Rizu”, but it is still a very troubling name to translate. It could be something like “Lise” or “Rize” or “Reese” or some other localized name. At least we finally have the game to give the official translation as “Riesz”, but I'm sure there's still a lot of hard-headed people who use another version.

: Ah yes, like you are sometimes.

I don't mistake Rola's name on PURPOSE you know...

: I was thinking of Cure Magical's balloons calling her “Liko”.

That's dumb and not according to my calculations. Regardless, how about we continue talking about Riesz?

: I would enjoy that quite a bit, and look forward to hearing what you have to say.

Then let us begin properly!

*With that Topaz begins Riesz's blog.*


==Head==
===Hair===
Riesz has some really great hair and accessories, at least for my tastes. She has long blond hair that goes past her hips, and the hair color looks good against her outfits even if blonde is overused. I also like how she has a ribbon at the bottom, which was her mother's belonging and I find cute. Riesz wraps it around her wrist when her hair isn't tied in certain jobs. She also has pretty big bangs, looking like air flaps though it's possible it's like that due to he headband or winged/eared headdress. She has a huge crystal on her forehead, covering it which I like (though I do like bangs more). Her sides are pretty long, framing her face well and reaching about to her chest or at least past her shoulders. Overall a very nice design so Riesz does quite well, though I do prefer other, darker hair colors. Still, I like her iconic headwear as it fits her well.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
You might be expecting me to complain about Riesz like I have the other girls here, which is reasonable. And I don't mean just because she lacks glasses, though that bears mention. She also has a nice shape though it is somewhat hard to tell. The upper portions of her eyes are tsurime-like but rounded, which I suppose fits her being a proper but also ass-kicking princess. She has very nice eyes though, both with her pupils and her slight eyelashes. Riesz's main issue is that her eyes are blue like the other two girls, or a least that seems to be what I was thinking. Some people think that her eyes are purple in the remake, but close examination proves that isn't the case so like the others she's given a boring color. A shame as Charlotte is another blue eyed blonde-haired girl (though otherwise the two are very different). It's a shame Riesz didn't change, but overall she at least does decently all things considered.
Grade: B

===Face==
Like the other girls Riesz has a cute, simple face. I like her small features including a dot nose and rounded chin, and in general she looks very soft-looking. I mean that in a nice way, of course. She's also the type that is unaware for her beauty too, which is always nice. While she doesn't stand out Riesz's face is very lovely for my tastes and thus she does well in this area.
Grade: B+

*Riesz places her hand against her chest.*

: This is a fair relief...

: Because Topaz didn't say you were dull-looking or because he hasn't said anything perverse yet.

: Both, I do suppose-wait, what do you mean by “yet”?

: The next sections awe the ones he says naughty things!

: I see... Still, I am relieved to hear you praise me so much.

But of course, as you're a really pretty girl! Even if you and Charlotte are both blondes you at least have somewhat different colors and the styles are quite different. Your long hair and ribbon, as well as your cute headresses are all very cute!

: I-it was not my intent to be “cute”

I understand, but I do like the decorations. This includes the crystal on your forehead.

: I am surprised you counted that as “hair” and not “face”.

I mean it works pretty much as bangs, though being fair Riesz does have some nice air flaps. As for her eyes, it's a pretty big shame

: Eh? Something is the shame?

: Probably that you lack glasses...

I mean sure, that is a problem. But I mean that as mentioned before you share a blue eye color with Charlotte. They could have altered it slightly, but it's overdone. I only wish that the people who call your eyes in the remake purple were right, since you'd do a little better.

: I see then. But I assure you I cannot change my eye color.

Don't worry as you still have pretty eyes, as pretty as your gemstone on your forehead! Only a different color.

: Goodness!

*Riesz flusters cutely.*

: Don't flirt with her, Topaz! You aren't trendy enough to use “rizz” as a joke.

Darn it, now how will kids be interested with my blog!

: I imagine that good kids won't be reading such a dirty blog. And for the adults out there...

*Angela shows off her ass proudly, waving her hips. Riesz panics too.*

: P-please stop that! You are being far too sensual for the blog!

: Yeah, Angewa! It is Wiesz's bwog, she shouwd show off instead!

*Charlotte pats the amazon's plump cheeks, making her fluster as her panties had wedged up completely. This was due to her ass growing, and her peachy ass was revealed as her skirt couldn't hide her cheeks.*

: S-stop! And I wish that Topaz's abilities did not increase the size of my buttocks either!

You can call it an ass, you know. You don't have to be so proper.

: Considering my companions I would not want you to get a bad opinion of women from our game.

: It seems that she can't say the word “ass” because she has a stick up hers~

: Please cease that!

Don't worry, as your ass will grow further!

: That is not what I desire...

I do suppose that first we'll have to talk about your face.

: I see... Well, go ahead...

Don't be so pessimistic as while I didn't say too much do know that I like all the girls. And that includes you, Riesz!

: Ahem~ It is no suwpwise that Chawwotte is such a beautifuw woman~

: B-but...

Yes, yours is becoming bigger. But do know that I like your small features and in general you appeal to me well.

: B-but I'm so plain looking!

Not to me! Granted “face” isn't a place where I can see a lot of differences, but regardless you do fairly well.

: T-thank you then. I just hope that you do not regret it...

Certainly not, as you're a great girl! And we still have a lot more to praise you about!

: P-praise me? I am still nervous, but I accept you continuing.

Thank you for that, so let us continue onward!

*With that Topaz heads to the next sections.*

==Body==
===Build===
Riesz does fairly well when it comes to this area. She's 167 cm and 54 kg, which is a nice size for my tastes and she has a very curvy, attractive body. Despite being the most physical female in the game she's not too muscular which I enjoy and has a mostly lithe slender frame. Due to her clothes Riesz tends to be known for her legs, especially her nice thighs which I do like. She has a nice navel when she shows it, and speaking of things that look good when shown Riesz shows her ass occasionally. It's not too much, and it's not like she has ass attacks, but she does have a somewhat good (if flat) shot on one of her Circle of Mana cards. She also has a particularly good leg sweep shot in the Million Arthur game she cameos in too. Overall, despite Square being backwards with fanservice and not showing off female asses Riesz still does decently in this area.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
As mentioned Riesz is fairly busty, though she's the middle ground between Angela and Charlotte. Though she's more towards Angela, as Riesz is pretty close. She even has bouncing in the remake so boo that but not showing female asses more. She still shows a lot of cleavage, and one of Riesz's idle poses has her hand on her chest and over her heart which brings a little more attention to it. Still, she's not as painful as Angela being made more busty as she's a lot more reserved and wasn't known for her bare ass before. As such overall Riesz does okay in this area, though she could have done better.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Riesz does quite well when it comes to this area, having a lot of variety which helps. Her usual outfit is he green amazon leotard with a skirt over it, which is unfortunate as it mostly hides her ass (though still better than a buttcape). I do like the design of it otherwise, including the shoulder portions and matching boots, and I can't forget to mention that Riesz uses spears/polearms. She has many other sexy outfits too, all of which being form-fitting which looks nice on her curvy body. Most are leotard-like though tend to have a skirt of some sort which is unfortunate, but still she shows her ass a bit better than Angela does now. Occasionally she'll wear either tall boots or one taller boot, which is cute, and my favorite outfits of hers are the Star Lancer and Fenrir Knight, the latter looking more like a red bikini with wolf shoulder pad. Circle of Mana adds some others including a maid waitress-like outfit, winter clothes, a Christmas outfit, swimsuit, and likely more. Overall Riesz does pretty well, even if her outfits do show more of her chest than her ass which is unfortunate but I blame Square for that.
Grade: B-

: G-goodness... To think that you would say such... lewd things.

: Don't worry as he said the same things about me. Well, he did curse my coverings, but they deserve that.

Of course, they deserved to be destroyed! It was still very sexy what you did, Angela. But Riesz does show off her ass a little better with her clothing.

: P-please do not say that...

: I can imagine why, as your ass has expanded to the point where your cheeks have busted through them.

*Riesz is bright red as she attempts to cover her fat cheeks with her skirt. It is as Ririchiyo said, as Riesz's panties were nearly off and as such the camera gets close.*

: They are at least covering the front still... but please do not look!

: To think Wiesz won't show off, but not want to... Chawwotte wanted mowe points fow showing off!

Being fair Riesz is more warrior-themed, not that it matters too much. Her body is still very sexy and I like how much they show off. I also enjoy her various bonus outfits, though most of you girls have good ones.

: But of course~ Though the biggest shame is what Square did between Riesz and myself.

: O-oh? What could you mean?

: Well, considering Topaz's preferences it would have been a lot better had I been the ass girl and you show off your chest. I think.

I mean it would make sense. Boo the remake making that backwards, though being fair Riesz still shows off her chest.

: M-my apologies!

Nothing to apologize about, since as mentioned you're about medium-sized and don't do anything too mamocentric. You also show your ass off, which is something Angela should have done in the remake.

: I see... So I did fairly well, as did Angela?

Exactly. Granted you weren't as disappointing in the remake as she was, so you scored a little better, but your body is quite sexy.

: I thank you for your kind words. They would mean more if you were not talking to my a-ass...

: Finally you've said it...

*Indeed as Topaz was staring at Riesz's glorious bare ass, which she tries to cover with her hands. It is no use though with how big they are, and the fondling only makes it look sexier.*

: S-stop looking at my ass!

My apologies, but it just looks so incredibly sexy!

: At least you're a little on the athletic side, so you should be able to carry your huge ass better.

: It will stay this size?! I hope that it will not get in the way of training...

I imagine you'll be able to be used to it, so don't worry. Though I will mention that I did not score your current size, obviously.

: I would do so much better in my blog if that was the case~

: Angewa wiww be good if Wiesz's ass gets biggew?

: N-no, I meant about my ass helping out my own score.

Indeed as you'd have done better at this size, as you'd clip though that awful covering. But getting back to Riesz, do know that she's a very lovely size and shape, and I also like her legs even if they aren't something I'm usually into.

: To think that my body would earn such praise...

It would earn even more with how beautiful and huge your ass is now! A shame it isn't canon though.

: What does reckless travel have to do with this?

...Never mind, it's hard to explain. But since I need a distraction let us continue onward with the blog. Plus it mostly won't be as perverse!

: I understand, as-wait, mostly?

*Topaz continues with the blog without explaining what he meant. But in fairness she would know soon enough.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Riesz is usually a soft-spoken princess of the Laurent kingdom, and is also a member of their armed forces. She's usually calm, but in emergencies tends to panic and more if the people close to her are in danger. She spends most of her game searching for her brother Elliot, who she is motherly towards as their mother died in childbirth with him. Riesz is formal and polite, as she had formal training being a princess, but can also be forceful but single-minded. She can be a little hard-headed in accepting help as well. In battle she's a jack of all trades, not being particularly pushed into any role but filling in and is the most physical-oriented girl in the game. She has powerful attacks, but she can also summon eventually as well as buff allies or debuff enemies depending on her class. In general Riesz is a great girl for my tastes, being serious and calm girl but also a devoted older sister. She's voiced by Mikato Komatsu who does a good job, and other roles she's had include Tsugumi from Nisekoi, Marika from Mouretsu Pirates, and Madoka from Star Twinkle PreCure.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
For most of the game Riesz is searching for her kidnapped brother, who she has a strong connection with. His name is Elliot, no relation the the Secret of Mana early game character I hope, and being a younger brother helps out too. I like sisterly incest after all, and this is one of the better ones or at least a sorta official one. She even promises to rule their nation along with him, which sounds like a proposal! Riesz also seems to have some relationship with Hawkeye, though it's more of a rivalry but I think that people still ship them. I like Elliot more as I like sexy incest. Also while not “official” Riesz is possibly the most famous character from the game, and while not too bad on it's own she somehow attracts more than her fair share of bad tentacle artwork which is unfortunate and something I'm not too fond of. Still, that's mostly fanstuff so I'm not too punishing for that. Overall while it could be better I do like Riesz's libido and moreso if she goes with her younger brother Elliot xD.
Grade: B

===Age===
Riesz seems to be 16 years old, which does pretty well in this area. She even does a little better due to having a younger brother and being like a mother to him which is sexy. Sadly she's also younger than her “love interest” Hawkeye as he's seventeen. Still, that doesn't hurt Riesz's score too much and so overall she does quite well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And with that we have completed our blog for the week! What did you think of it, Riesz?

: *mumbling* I see what you mean by “perverse”...

What was that?

*She jumps cutely.*

: N-nothing! But I refuse to admit my intentions with Elliot! Our romance is pure, and like one siblings should have!

: Yeah, woyaw sibwings! Chawwotte bets you get aww kissy and smoochy!

: N-nonsense! And what was that about me being so popular in... naughty works?

: I would have thought it was me who would get that sort of thing!

I understand, and being fair it is pretty close. But Riesz is often considered the “face” of the series and even back before I knew the game I knew about Riesz. Not the bad things obviously, as I was fortunate to know better than to look it up.

: Being fair that's because Yomogi made a few pics of her...

Exactly. Man, it's been a while since like 2008... I feel so old...

: T-that is alright, I imagine...

Thank you for comforting me, though you did do pretty well when it comes to your age. Being an older sister helps for my tastes as well.

: I see...

Figured you'd understand, even if I'm not as fond of Hawkeye's relationship. Not just because he's older, but because it's more of a bickering or tsundere rivalry relationship. Nothing wrong with it, but it wasn't exactly the best.

: Nothing more annoying than useless bickering.

Exactly. And while I didn't go too into Riesz's personality I do like her a lot.

: Thank you for your kind words, as I can tell you are acting with honor.

But of course, as I'd never lie! Especially about such a cute girl, and I like how you're a soldier. You work well in combat and have great abilities, and you work hard to free your kingdom from the invaders.

: Maybe if she didn't oversleep she wouldn't be kicked out of her own castle.

: T-that is not what happened...

Don't worry as my partner is just referencing a Wario game. Though I hope that doesn't mean that we'll be attacked by a creature from one.

: I hope not either! Picking up the clown's hands was more difficult than it should have been.

: A creature?

: YES! Chawwotte and the othews fought a big fwowew last week! Hopefuwwy we don't gotta fight today!

: I think it's too late for that!

*As they are talking a large foot covered in ice slams down. It isn't attached to anything, just being a foot as it jumps up and down to attack.*

: The enemies that are being sent after us are getting more and more ridiculous...

: Well, I've heard of Griffin Hands but that's not our game!

*The foot starts stomping around, but fortunately they're able to avoid it.*

: Alright Topaz, since you've seem to have fought it before what should we do?

I think that you girls need to give it a good licking!

*The four girls look at him in disgust.*

: Chawwotte feews gwoss just thinking of that...

: M-maybe he means that figuratively. L-like we have to give it a good “licking” as in beat on it.

No, I mean in the game that it comes from you have to lick it a ton! Like an excessive amount, because otherwise it heals far too fast.

: What sort of fetishy game are you playing!?

I mean you're a snake, but now that you bring it up... Then again it is by Rare.

: I think that we need a good idea...

: Luckily I have one. Watch this!

*The foot tries to land on the group again, only to have Riesz hold up her spear. It jabs into the sole of the foot, causing it to recoil backwards. A hole is seen in the ice surrounding it.*

Talk about your entry hazards, but now's your chance Charlotte!

: Chawwotte wiww!

*With that the short half-elf casts a powerful spell into the hole. The Ice Foot's icy covering shatters, making it move slowly.*

: Wooks wike Chawwotte did a good job! Finish it off, Angewa!

: With pleasure!

*She snaps her fingers in an epic pose before casting a powerful spell. And by spell I obviously mean “spell” as she bends over and aims her enormous ass at the foot. She then blasts it with a powerful fart, turning it into dust.*

BBBBFFFFWWWEEEEEUUUURRRRPPPHHHHH

: And with that the enemy is defeated! Pun unintended!

: Ugh... *cough* But if you stay here with gas like that you'd send a poisonous stench over my kingdom. I appreciate what you have done, but...

: I understand, as I should be getting back to my kingdom as well.

: You'we weaving Chawwotte? I shouwd go back to Wendeww then!

And Riri and I shall go back to our home, if we can find our way back at least...

: At least we live in an age where maps are easy to find.

Agreed! Could you imagine being forced to explore things on your own? But thank you for allowing me to talk about you all.

*Topaz bows to the trio before he and Riri go their separate ways. They eventually arrive at their own house, about to open the front door.*

: Wait, Topaz! This seems suspicious, as usually the camera doesn't follow us this far!

That's a good point! At least the kitchen isn't destroyed from the outside.

: That is a relief, but let's hope that it's still safe inside.

*The two enter cautiously, only to have Rika come close.*

: Finally you two are back!

But of course! I'll always return, as this is where my stuff is!

: I mean I do appreciate it, as it's good to see you, but we have an annoying guest! *mumble always calling me Oneesama mumble.*

A guest? I wonder who it could be...

???: So you're Topaz. Well, not the one that Oniisama knows exactly. This sort of namesake avatar thing gets confusion sometimes.

W-wait, a-are you...

: That I am! And like my Oneesama, I demand that you talk about me!

What perfect timing, as I was just discussing you recently! That said, the blog will be next week, so be prepared for the 800th blog!

: Man we've been doing this for a LONG time...

*With that Topaz ends the blog, with this mysterious twintailed visitor being the upcoming girl... Who could she be? Be sure to come back next time!*