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August 25th, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. Last week we managed to meet with Konoka and Setsuna and start freeing them.

: They also found me too!

Exactly. However, when we came up to this landing to rescue Papi we were confronted by one of Aldra's troops.

: And he doesn't mean me!

: Right! Or am I, who knows ufufu...

: We don't have time for mysteries like that, we have to save the harpy so that we can continue onward with her blog!

: That seems mean. I'm right here and you didn't even ask if you could do my blog. As a result I request a battle!

What sort of battle, and will I be fighting?

*Haruka draws a circle on the ground using chalk.*

: BUTT SUMOU! ♥ And obviously you can tell the answer to the second question. All your girls have to do is defeat me in posterior combat. I even have a disadvantage as there's only one of me.

I don't know how much of a disadvantage that is...

*Topaz looks at Haruka's butt, which she spanks to make jiggle.*

: TOPAZ! It's rude to stare!

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not being fair.

*He starts to stare at Riri's bottom, which isn't as big or jiggly as Haruka's but bounces as she's taken aback. She's also wearing spats which aren't as sexy as Haruka's thong, though still sexy.*

: I didn't mean look at MINE! (N-not that I would mind. Ugh, I thought that my arrhythmia was gone since it didn't act up, but here it comes back.)

Fine fine.

: Alright then, let's begin!

*Haruka and Ririchiyo start to battle, pressing their glorious backsides tightly. Riri certainly has the disadvantage, being much smaller, but she holds steady.*

: You're surprisingly skilled at this.

: Topaz has had me play that dumb game with him far more than I would enjoy or will admit. And while you may have the weight advantage my small but fast butt is no match for you!

*Riri uses her gatling butt-attack.*

: Don't call it that! That's embarrassing!

If only it were more true to that line.

: That could be arranged. ♥

*Haruka uses a powerful clothing-breaking attack, tearing a huge hole in the back of Riri's spats. Her beautiful bum is nearly completely exposed, which causes her to panic.*

: EEEK! Don't look Topaz!

: Now that you're distracted...

*Haruka takes a vial out of her coat and drinks it. Her chest decreases while her butt becomes bigger.*

Oh no! Now her butt has absorbed the flab of her chest! There's no way Riri can win now!

: Thanks for the confidence boost, really. But I won't be intimidated by this inflated sadist scientist and her smelly butt!

: Ufufu, leave the sweaty odors of my hind-quarters out of it. Even if they are very, very rank...

*Riri continues to slam her meaty loli ass against Haruka's inflated one, but all her attacks are doing are making her plump cheeks jiggle. While sexy it sadly does not seem to be affecting Haruka's fat inflated butt at all.*

: Yawn~ Are you finished yet, my darling? ♥ Because I've been holding out for a "finishing move" for a lo-o-ong time...

: Oh no!

: Oh yes, so take THIS!

BBBBFFFFFFTTTTTTT

*Haruka lets out a huge rank fart, blowing Riri out of the circle with the sheer power of her gas. Somehow her thong remains, even if it seemed to absorb much of her stinky blast. Riri picks herself up and coughs.*

: Sorry to let you down, Topaz...

*He helps her get up.*

Don't worry, I'm sure that Haruka won't be too cruel now that we've lost.

: You haven't lost yet, unless you forfeit.

What do you mean, there's no other girls on my side. Well, up here at least.

: What about her!

*Haruka points to Airi who was standing by the door with her arms folded. She lets out a sigh at the actions that have happened.*

: So what, I'm suddenly on Topaz's side? I can't believe that I got roped into this.

: What? Are you scared to face me?

*Haruka taunts the wraith by shaking her butt and spanking it, causing her inflated flabby cheeks to jiggle more.*

: Don't mock me like that! Alright then, here goes nothing!

*Airi gets into the ring with Haruka, pressing their plump cheeks together.*

: Wow, your butt IS really flabby!

: Thank you. It's to make it harder for opponents to tell my moves and also deals more damage.

*The two begin to fight, with their cheeks bouncing and rippling together very well. While distracted for a short bit, Topaz eventually sees Airi not doing well and tries thinking to himself.*

(I've got to help Airi somehow. Wait, I can do my blog! That might make Haruka weaker so that Airi can defeat her.)

Alright, while those two are battling I've decided to do THIS! And as you can imagine...

Today's girl is:



Haruka
from
Senran Kagura


: Wow, there's been a lot of single-named girls this year.

I guess ecchi series like simple names. At least Senran Kagura and Queen's Blade, I mean.

Head
Hair: Haruka has really interesting hair. It's a light brown color, occasionally looking blonde but not often. While not a dark color it does fit her ojou-like style of having cute curls on the sides of her head. No, not drills, but rather her hair curls inward below her ears. It's really quite cute, especially when you take her big pink bow into consideration. It looks good on her, even if it's not one of my favorite styles. Her hair seems wavy when it's not curled, such as in a few official images. Probably the biggest problem is that her hair is short and barely reaches her shoulders. It's likely that Haruka's hair is longer if it was down, though. She also has plain bangs, which are shifted to the right. That said, the games are a lot more free as far as hair styles and colors go, and that customization helps Haruka in my eyes quite a bit.
Grade: A-

Eyes: Haruka's eyes are a fairly pretty shade of green. It's not the best, but does look good. What's more surprising is that she does have a tarame but somehow her eyes still make her look dominant (which is fairly important and goes well with Haruka's personality). The soft art style also helps out a lot too. Sadly Haruka doesn't wear glasses in the series but that's certainly something I always do in the games.
Grade: B

Face: Like the other Senran girls, Haruka's face is really soft-looking. It looks great and her cheeks look so plushy and soft. The ones on her face, I mean (not that the other ones don't, but still). Her small dot nose is another appealing thing for me as well. And even if she looks squishy that doesn't take away from Haruka's dominance, what with all her lip licking and other smug and enjoyable expressions.
Grade: A-

*Haruka and Airi continue their heated and sweaty butt battle.*

: Oh ho ho, seems you're doing better than that bony girl over there. I'll give you that. But you'll never beat me.

: My pride is on the line, I've got to defeat you!

*Airi uses a flurry of butt-attacks, jiggling Haruka's inflated bum.*

: AH! My tushie! But not much...

: (to herself: Grrr, I've got to beat her quickly. I'm running out of time...)

*Airi's panties start to disappear, specifically the back as it makes it seem like she's wearing backless panties. The two girls continue their powerful butt sumou, their meaty cheeks jiggling as they press tightly together.*

Body
Build: Haruka has measurements! Unfortunate ones, but measurements nonetheless. Haruka's height isn't too bad, being 169 cm tall. But her three sizes are 99/55/88. That is a VERY big difference between her hips and chest, and it's especially poor for Haruka who is a butt-based character. Really, she has a lot of attacks and combos that involve her hitting with her rear, and one in particular that she shares with Hibari causes both of them to slam their bums against the ground and make a heart-shaped crater. Measurements aside Haruka still has a really great butt. Her buttflab jiggles when her and Hibari slam against each other in the intro to one of the games, and since she wears a thong it's fairly easy to see her backside. Getting to the rest of her Haruka is still great. She shows off her fairly nice navel and her thighs look really thick and meaty (perfect for a choking attack, perhaps).
Grade: B-

Chest: Sadly this is where Haruka will get a penalty. Her chest is really big, but as she's a butt character that's a downside. She's even one of the biggest in the original cast, and as said before her hips are far too small in comparison (she really needs to break the 90 Hip Barrier). Not only is she busty like a lot of characters in the franchise but she also shows off a bit between her cleavage hole and her chest "hiding" a scroll in the anime. It's a shame to see her suffer, but her large chest works against her in this area.
Grade: C

Clothes: Haruka does very well here. Her main before-transformation is the basic Hebijo uniform which consists of a black sailor uniform with black necktie and black skirt. This might seem like a lot of black, but the collar and sleeves do have red stripes which is a nice contrast. Sadly she wears short socks. She can also be put in the winter uniform, which she wears on some cards and consists of a brown cardigan over a white shirt, a grey pleated skirt, and a big red bow tie. That said she is more identified with her transformed outfit; a white and pink top with cleavage window (or even more exposed in the versus games, she needs more support), a thong, and a large lab coat (with or without a puppet buddy, it depends on the game). She also wears thighhigh boots with garters, and occasionally she'll have unattached sleeves. Eventually Haruka gets kicked out of Hebijo so her casual outfit consists of a sweater with a wide neck hole that exposes her bra straps, a short miniskirt, and pantyhose with open-toe but heeled shoes.
The games, including the card games, put Haruka in a lot of outfits which really helps her as well. Some from the card games include a Santa outfit, a kimono, a nun, a nurse, a couple of bikinis (though she does wear one in the first game in a cutscene), a wedding dress, a witch's outfit, and likely many more. Probably the only problem is that Haruka tends to show off her chest with cleavage far too often. She also has a lot of outfits in the games thanks to all the customization, but I don't want to get too distracted by all the costumes she can be put in. Still, some include panty/thong-apron, the casual and transformed outfits for the other girls, a french maid and bunny girl outfit, a miko and Chinese dress, a mecha-like bodysuit, a towel, and gym clothes with buruma to name a few great ones. Overall she does really well here.
Grade: A

*Airi is starting to falter.*

: Oh ho ho, seems like you're starting to get tired too. Just give up now, and maybe I'll be kind to your body. ♥

: Like heck I will!

*Airi snags a similar vial from Haruka's coat.*

: HEY! That's mine!

: If dumb masochists can take your potions then I can too. Not that I'm a masochist-

: If you want to be I'll be a great sadist for you. ♥

: -but with this I'll even up the match!

*Airi drinks the vial and her butt likewise expands at the cost of chest-power. Now both girls bounce their bubble butts together, barely fitting both in the ring.*

Wow, I'd love to be between THAT match.

: Just get on with the blog, idiot!

Mind
Personality: Haruka is a really great character. She's a little ojou-like, as she was raised in an elegant household. However, she was treated like a doll by her mother. She ended up nearly burning down her house but was scouted by Rin before that happened and joined the ninja school. She quickly became the first elite ninja, and remained that way until Hikage and the others came. That said, at the end of the first game they flee the school due to helping to destroy the final boss. Haruka still acts like a mix of mother or older sister for her former classmates as well. As far as fighting goes, Haruka loves toying with her opponents and teasing those who are weaker. Though most of her sadistic side is in the next area do know that it puts a factor into her combat as she says a lot of sexy-sounding things. That said she is a combo-based character and I'm not great with those; I much rather like her long-range potion attack but that's limited as far as your health can go. Haruka's VA is Megumi Toyoguchi who did a really great job with portraying her dominant side, and she even gives Haruka an ojou laugh in the anime. Overall she's a great character, but I would enjoy if she was used a bit more (Burst did help, but I don't know much about the Versus series so she may have bigger parts in those).
Grade: A-

Libido: Haruka should score really high. She's an awesome sadist and enjoys teasing those weaker than her. She also has a lot of great, sexy quotes in battle and shows her dominant side quite a bit. As far as the main games go Haruka has a specific interest in Hibari. I'm not sure if it's for her abilities or Haruka just wanting to toy with her, but I like to think it's an actual relationship. Haruka also toys with Mirai quite a bit, moreso in the games where she's a mature big sister-ish teacher to the new recruit. I'm not a big of a fan of that pairing (I like the Hanzo/Hebijo rival pairings more) but as the series goes on this pairing has gotten more than a bit of traction. Haruka also seems to train with Ryouna or Ryoubi, new characters in the future games, but I don't know much about that. I will say that it's horrible how they have Haruka drink her own masochist-making soda and fall prey to Ryoubi. Though it is interesting to know she wanted to mass produce that drug to have many more slaves I imagine. Oh, and technically Haruka has a group of male slaves she calls "pigs" that she toys with as well, but that's not too sexy (I like one on one fun more).
Grade: B+

Age: Haruka seems to be 17, though she is still a third year. I imagine that having her birthday in July (the 20th to be exact) is the reason behind that but I can't be sure.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 79
Average score: 8.8
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for the week!

: What?! I hadn't noticed you were doing the blog! That explains why I haven't pushed this maid out yet!

: Or is it just that my butt is evenly matched with yours!

*The two big-butted girls continue to bounce off the others posterior, jiggling them gloriously.*

: Perhaps, but that's just because my formula made us equals. But there's no way you can overpower THIS!

: TOO LATE!

PPPPWWWWWWVVVVVRRRRTTTTT

*Airi rips one first, pushing Haruka away and out of the circle.*

: WOW! That smells AWFUL!

I feel bad for the cakes, but good for Zettai.

: You guys finished insulting my farts now?

Yes, but it's more that we were in awe of your flatulent powers.

: Indeed, I had not expected you to smell that horribly. But a loss is a loss, and sadly it seems like Zettai likes me more than you do.

As it should be, you are more his type of girl.

: Especially if you remain flat with a huge butt!

: Indeed, and now that I have lost I shall escape!

*Haruka somehow pulls out a puppet from behind her which transforms into a jetpack. She then flies off and away from the Colosseum.*

: What an odd girl. But how am I going to go back to normal?

I'm sure it'll be resolved by next blog. So let's enter!

*The three enter the room to Papi's room.*

: Hurray! Seems that friends have arrived!

That's right, but it'll be until next time before we talk about you.

: I hope I don't forget!

Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 25, 7:25 AM | 0 comments
August 18th, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Airi finally make it inside the walking mechanical Colosseum. Luckily thanks to her wraith-like ability they were not seen, but she is currently peaching Topaz.*

MMMPH!

: SHH! You know what will happen if one of Aldra's troops manages to find us!

MMPH!

: I don't CARE how much it smells, deal with it!

MMPHH....

: Don't fall unconscious either!

*They sneak around some more, making sure not to awaken the sleeping Esdeath in the next room.*

: ZZZZ... Yes... Beg for mercy... Snooorrreee....

*The two sneak by without any trouble. They make it to the prison and shut the door behind them before heading inside further.*

: Alright, seems that we're in the clear-

*Airi is stopped in mid-sentence as a sword is pointed at her face.*

: Thou hath abandoned us, but you come seeking asylum? I say neigh!

: Horse-related jokes aside I come bearing a great hero.

*Airi pulls Topaz, whose face was deep between her buttocks. They jiggle from his head getting popped out from between them. His eyes are dizzy from the rank scent, but he shakes out of it quickly.*

Man, that stunk!

: Thou art correct, as Airi hath quite the aroma. Especially from her rear end.

: Well at least my butt is sexy and plump, unlike YOUR disgusting ass!

: I art not a donkey!

*Topaz gets between the two.*

Ladies, calm down! We don't want Esdeath to wake up.

: Pardon me, I was ruder than I should be.

: Don't mention it, as I wasn't too kind either...

So where are the girls I'm supposed to free?

???: We're over here!

*Two voices are heard inside a jail cell. Topaz and Airi go over and Airi unlocks it. She even undoes the bracers holding Konoka in place.*

: Finally! Those were so unfashionable!

: True, but they'd also make you explode if you attempted to escape.

: That's another problem with them. But, as I promised a week ago I'll allow you to do my blog!

: I am against it, but I am not able to say much either as you did come to rescue us. Just don't be rude to ojou-sama.

Don't worry, I'll hopefully be better. And as you can see, this week's blog is...

Today's girl is:



Konoka Konoe
from
Mahou Sensei Negima!


???: I hear someone starting a blog out there... Could it be...?

*A sheet is taken off a loli in the corner. Soon she reveals her identity...*

Ririchiyo...

*Topaz nearly tears up from the reunion. He goes over and hugs her.*

: Hey! No reason to be mushy, idiot. (Though I certainly missed you too...)

*Riri rolls her eyes but blushes, indicating this is more her trying to avert her eyes.*

So what have you been up to since we were separated?

: You know, this and that...

Hey! Why are you such a higher level than me in Go?!

: Somehow being trapped in a moving Colosseum is really good at finding stops... But it is good to see that you're finally here to rescue me..

Of course I do. So where's Criet?

*Everyone looks down.*

That's never a good sign.

: She got captured by Esdeath, and I'm pretty sure she got turned into crystal.

: I'm just glad that she hasn't realized that Konoka holds much more magical energy than that elf girl.

: Thanks! It means a lot that I'm with you too!

*Konoka snuggles against Setsuna, flustering the swordsgirl.*

: AIE! T-this wasn't wh-what I meant!

So should Konoka get off?

: I-I do not mind it. Just get on with the blog, Topaz.

I suppose that I should... Here goes!

Head
Hair: Konoka has really beautiful hair for my tastes. First things first is that it's long and flowing, waving out a bit in a gentle, flowing style. Her hair does extend past her hips, but I don't think it's detrimental to fanservice either. Her sides are also long, extending past her chest and look pretty as well. Of course, as an ojou she has a hime cut and that too looks quite fantastic. She does have a bit of a ring of light around her head, but a lot of characters in the series have that I think and it's just to show how straight her bangs are. Her hair is wonderful and black, but a problem arises as the anime doesn't follow that and tends to give her a dark brown color instead. That change is about the only thing keeping the wonderful hime-cut Konoka from a perfect score. She also has occasional differences, such as having decorations like cat ears during the festival, and when dressed up she has her hair up in a bun.
Grade: A

: You would keep Konoka from a perfect score just because her hair is not dark enough?! Prepare to die!

*She unsheathes her sword, but Konoka calms her down.*

: It's alright, I don't mind.

: Yeah, don't kill Topaz!

Thanks, Ririchiyo.

: At least let him finish the blog. I'm curious to see how it ends. (Hopefully he understands that's just a j-joke...)

Oh... Well, let's continue then.

Eyes: To balance out Setsuna's strong tsurime Konoka has a pair of big tarame eyes. They fit her personality well and look very cute. They aren't what I'd prefer, but I couldn't see her with a more rough-looking eye shape. Her eyes are brown too, which means that in the anime versions her hair matches which is a good thing. I'm not sure if Konoka wore glasses at all, sadly (blame my poor memory). In the SHAFT version Konoka also occasionally has what I would call "pudding cup" eyes. That means that her eyes are U-shaped with the tops connected with a thick line, and usually happens when she's suspicious or deep in thought. I imagine that they did this on purpose to reference a previous SHAFT anime (like they needed to reference Pani Poni Dash more, though).
Grade: B-

Face: Konoka is quite cute, but at the same time she's also not too outstanding either. This makes her sorta generic, which isn't bad but she's not quite memorable. Konoka's dot nose is still a plus in my book, and I like her optimism as she often has a wide smile. She also has a nice rounded head-shape with soft-looking cheeks.
Grade: B

Body
Build: Speaking of cheeks-

*Topaz is once again threatened by a large sword.*

: You better not be saying anything perverse about Ojousama!

: But Setsuna! It wouldn't be fair if you made him unable to continue! You got yours completed!

: Yeah, but didn't Setsuna try to kill him THEN too?

: I just don't want people to know more than they should...

Don't worry, I'll be kind. Hopefully.

*Setsuna lowers her sword reluctantly.*

Anyway, as I was saying Konoka has a fairly nice backside. But first we'll talk about her measurements. She's 152 cm and 67.6 kg. I don't mind weight but do appreciate the specifics, and with that height she's 1 cm taller than her proper love interest technically. Her three measurements are 73/54/76, which means that her hips are bigger than her chest. She does get a few nice shots of her backside, including one time where she gets spanked by a villain. Or when Setsuna stared at her butt like a lot in the summer OVA. Not that I'm surprised as it is nice, and as said by the spanker Konoka does have a nice pale butt (the rest of her is pale too, giving the impression of a Japanese beauty like Setsuna). I can't remember if there's any specific buttshots in the manga, but I'm sure that there were. Other than that Konoka has a slim figure, with alright limbs that don't stand out too well.
Grade: B+

Chest: As said previously, Konoka does have a smaller chest than hips. This isn't a problem, but it sure seems that she's not as flat as she could be. Even with the great buttshot in the previously mentioned OVA she still gets jiggle, and when we see her using candy her chest seems to get a lot larger (it's not as easy to notice in the actual epilogue though). Like the other characters I imagine that if Konoka did show her bare chest she wouldn't have nipples either, which is an art choice I don't mind but I suppose that it does hurt her. She really should have had more butt-service, I think.
Grade: C+

Clothes: As with the others, Konoka likely has a lot of outfits I'm forgetting. But her main one is of course the Mahora Academy uniform (copy pasted): which consists of a brown blazer with white shirt underneath, red neck tie and plaid skirt, and short socks. Again better legwear would help. She also wears a nurse uniform in the school festival as well as a black goth loli-like outfit with cat ears and tail (as well as thighhighs). She has both school swimsuits and a variety of swimsuits (including a white bikini, a yellow one piece with "Happy Life" written on it", and a green bikini with side ties). She also wears a moe shirt at a time as well as a lot of traditional kimonos (as she's a classic ojou). She also has a lot of cute casual outfits, though no really stand out. When she's using her powers she seems to have a miko-like outfit, though the sort with talismans-onmyouji I think it's called. Konoka also has fans in this outfit. She also wears a maid uniform with apron, but sadly she wears a corset so the chest portion looks like it stands out a bit more than it should. Speaking of aprons...

: DON'T SAY IT!

In Setsuna's dream world it seems she wants Konoka to wear a naked apron!

: NOOO!

It's alright, we all understand it. Finally, as far as official art goes Konoka has worn a race queen outfit and a lot of Santa outfits (including both versions with hats and one with a bow). Overall she's very strong, especially with the naked apron and other sexy outfits. Oh, and before I forget her suka form in Negima!? is a koala. I'm not sure why either (really that should have been Satsuki, who was a squirrel).
Grade: A

Mind
Personality: Konoka is the grand-daughter of the headmaster of Mahora academy, and is part of one of the most powerful families in Japan: the Konoe family. She's from Kyoto, which means that she has a Kansai accent (though I'm not sure if that's taken in account in the official English versions or not). Speaking of voice she's voiced by Ai Nonaka who does a great job (Konoka's English VA is Monica Rial who isn't bad either but still). Anyway, despite having such a deep and powerful family Konoka is surprisingly down to Earth. She's extremely sweet and kind-hearted, and always wants to see the best in people. She's the balancing force between Asuna and Negi in the beginning, and enjoys doing most of the household chores like cooking. In a way I guess Konoka is somewhat motherly, specifically when it comes to Negi who she gets roomed with. She's also slightly air-headed, but in a good way and sometimes it's hard to tell if she's just pretending to be as dense as she is since she's quite smart. She's in both the Library exploration team as well as the fortune-teller club, and really enjoys the supernatural.
Of course, we can't forget how much magical power Konoka has. As said before she has a LOT of latent energy, and is an extremely powerful healer. She even gets an artifact based on healing, though it does have limits (the body being intact being the main one, I think). It does have effects though, as the receiver may become ill from just HOW MUCH magic Konoka has. She even heals Negi's petrified hometown in the epilogue. Because the anime series were done so early on, Konoka's artifact does have different effects including making a whip of fortune-telling sticks or manipulating water with her fans. Overall she's a great girl, but I don't remember her doing much besides healing in the last parts of the series. I don't mind healers, so don't think it's that, but rather I think she drops off in character growth early on and doesn't seem to show off her personality too much later on.
Grade: B

Libido: Konoka is sorta low as far as libido goes, maybe. The problem is that it's hard to tell where her innocence ends and actual teasing begins. First up comes the early ships; Negi is shipped with Konoka slightly during the Omiai chapter where he helps her escape from an arrange marriage, and Asuna is her roommate and they're close friends as well. Of course, what's obvious is her pairing with Setsuna. The two are childhood friends and it's deeply implied that they get married to each other. UQ Holder messes this up a bit, as said back in Setsuna's blog, but luckily there's younger versions of them that seem to be descendants that is pretty much proof that they get together. As for their actual relationship, it's unknown how much Konoka intentionally teases Setsuna (as it seems to be a hobby of hers) and how innocent she actually is. That said they do have a mutual yuri relationship and in fact Konoka is the one who didn't have a problem kissing for the Pactio.
Grade: B-

Age: Like the others before her, Konoka is in middle school and is between 14-15 in the series. Her actual birthday is March 18th of 1989, which makes her slightly younger than her love interest by a couple of months. That said Konoka does seem to enjoy taking the age-changing pills during the chapter they're introduced. We see her change to 18, 7, 21, and an infant. Konoka is also about 21 or so in the epilogue, though we don't see too much of that.
Grade: C

Total Grades: 72
Average score: 8
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for this week.

: Hmmm...I'm not sure what to think. I would like if Ojousama had earned some more points, but with a lower score like this I imagine there would be fewer miscreants after her...

: Don't worry, Set-chan. Any person trying to get me will have to go through you first.

Both in battle and in love!

: L-L-LOVE!? Why are y-you bringing that up?

*Setsuna flusters as Airi lets out a sigh.*

: As much as I like seeing her fluster around like that, we really should be going. Where's that friend of yours, Centorea?

: Papi is being kept in the highest prison. Apparently Aldra-sama enjoys watching her escape attempts fail...

: Alright. Then we'll head up that way.

: Do not worry, I shall protect these two until thy has made thy escape.

: Are you questioning my sword skills?

: No, I merely know that mine hoofs wouldst make too much noise going up the steps. But I hold Papi's freedom in thy hands.

Good, so me and Airi will meet you all down here once we have her.

: Don't worry, I'm coming too! I've spent enough time away, and I don't trust Topaz alone with a girl with such a large butt!

: I'd be more suspicious if it was Zettai though.

Certainly. But let's head out!

*Topaz, Ririchiyo, and Airi head up the stairs as quietly as possible. They eventually make outside the room that Papi seems to be in.*

: Alright, this looks like the spot!

???: OH ho ho! I should have known that when there was an intruder it would be someone like YOU Topaz...

That voice...

: It sounds so dominant and butty!

???: That's right, Topaz...

Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 18, 7:59 AM | 0 comments
August 11th, 2016
This is the Four-hundred-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back to our regularly scheduled blogs everyone. Last week was the meganekko day special, in addition to the normal blog so be sure to read them as they're related to each other.

: Bad joke.

What do you mean-OH! It wasn't intentional, just that the two were from the same show. But being sisters they are related.

: For those of you who just want a review, Topaz talked about Benio and Kobeni. He then had sexual unjokes that lead up to him getting the bird from Kobeni.

: And I thought that Kobeni was the nicer one!

She said "get" the bird, not flipped the bird. Though I guess other countries might be different. Anyway, when we returned home who happened to be there but...

*Topaz glances at the twintail maid who isn't paying attention.*

: Oh. *Points to herself* You mean me.

That's right! And I imagine you'll allow me to do my blog on you.

: I suppose that it is only fair. But first I need you to listen.

Alright then.

*Topaz takes a seat on the ground. Airi then clears her throat and starts speaking.*

: Obviously you know by now that Aldra is going on a destructive rampage.

That's the first I heard about that! Though I did notice the giant walking Colosseum when Nina and I passed by, so I'm not surprised. Wait, that must be why I got the messages from Críet from inside!

: You got messages from her? We thought she was killed!

: Your maid friend is safe-for now. But if we don't hurry Aldra will extract her power!

That's terrible!

: Where would we find another maid like that-oh, there's one.

: Ha ha ha... But let's not be too hasty. I still need to continue telling you all I know.

Well then, continue on.

: What happened is that Aldra is possessed by some unknown force. It's making her act differently, and she even crystallized Menace and Melona!

What?! I thought they were your biggest allies!

: They were, which shows how much Aldra is being manipulated. She betrayed some of her most loyal units.

: Wait, I thought you worked for the Swamp Witch-

: That's different.

: I see. But still sounds bogus.

: Anyway, speaking of her units it seems that Aldra has three new generals to replace us. I don't remember their names, but I think that they were called "Esdeath", "Kuvira", and "Fasalina".

For some reason it sounds like one of those three stands out.

: It's probably the one that sounds like a tree final boss.

Nice reference. Though speaking of SNES games I miss Ririchiyo.

: Oh, she's in the Colosseum too. Though she's been hiding from Aldra's troops for weeks.

Now I want to get in there and save them even more!

: And she's not the only one. If we can break out the two prisoners you'll get two powerful allies as Centorea and Setsuna will no longer have any reason to obey Aldra.

That would work as well!

: Though I'd have to come with too. I'm the only one who you can trust to disable her prisoner bracelets. If you don't do it properly the person will explode.

: Better than poison, at least.

: Well, that's all of the information I have for you. Anything else?

Not that comes to mind, but we can't forget that...

Today's girl is:



Airi
from
Queen's Blade


: Fair point about the blog. And if I remember correctly I need to "help" your friend Zettai as well.

That too!

: But I thought I already took care of that!



Huh, I wonder what that big screencut was about.

: It's not important.

: I bet it was perverse and hope Zettai enjoyed it like everything he does for Empry!

I do love his great works.

*Airi sighs and facepalms.*

: Just get on with the blog. I'll try and do something later.

Good plan, but for now let's begin!

Head
Hair: Airi has really lovely hair. It's red, but like Kobeni's hair last week I actually do like Airi's hair color. Perhaps the darker scarlet color helps, as does Airi's black outfit. Anyway her twintails also look great, extending past her butt though as they're side tails they don't cover her butt either. She also has a pair of shorter twintails from the base of the larger ones, being much shorter and looking somewhat like dog ears (though it's not pointed out specifically). She also has some loose strands, I'm not a big fan as I like orderly hair more but they aren't bad either. Airi also has a good sense of decoration, with a fitting frilly maid headdress and cute black bows on the tail's bases. Probably the only bad thing is that her bangs are a little generic. She does have a large middle bang and a lot of long hairs, but her bangs leave a lot to be desired. I'll also add that Rana places a flower lei on her head in one official image, and player 2 Airi has a boring blonde color (like the series needed more of those). Not too bad, especially with her length, but having a better secondary color and better bangs would have helped.
Grade: B+

Eyes: Airi has some fairly rounded eyes, but they still make her look rather cute. She could have used a tsurime, but as said it's not bad. She also has some eyelashes, but nothing too troublesome. Probably the biggest problem is her eye color. While I normally wouldn't have a problem with blue eyes Queen's Blade does seem to have an overabundance of them. That said, it is hard to pin Airi's eye color down. It changes all the time from blue, blue-ish green, and green. It's an interesting effect if done on purpose, but there's really no reasoning behind it that I could find. As is, it just seems inconsistent. Surprisingly her player 2 version does have better eyes, with a reddish or brown color. A shame it's not reversed so that she'd get bonus points for matching her eye and hair colors.
Grade: B-

Face: Airi also has one of the best faces in the original Queen's Blade. I suppose it helps that I like her moe look which stands out against the more serious characters. Her small nose also helps too. I would say that her chin is somewhat pointed, but it is not too troublesome or noticeable. Her cheeks also look really soft too, looking really rounded as well. The ones on her face, I mean.
Grade: A-

Body
Build: That said, Airi's butt looks both soft and rounded too. More on that in a bit though, first we have to talk about her measurements. Airi is 154 cm tall and her three sizes are 86-56-83; while quite great I would say that it could be better. Especially if Airi's butt was as big as or bigger than her chest. It would give her something unique, being the only non-loli like that in the first two seasons. She does have a nice butt and it doesn't look too much smaller than her chest, so I blame poor measurements more than anything. In addition Airi also has fairly shapely legs, shown off by her thighhighs. Her feet, while not seen as much, also seem to be quite good. Of course, I can't forget the fact that Airi is a wraith. That's sorta like a ghost, only with a bit of life-stealing to it. Airi can drain people with a passionate kiss. She can also become incorporeal, meaning she can go through walls and other solid things.
Grade: B

Chest: As said previously her chest is 86 cm. That's not too bad, and is fair-sized compared to some of the "titan" power in the show. Airi is actually somewhat modest and fair-sized, as are her nipples. That said Airi isn't really a chest character (all the more reason for her to show off her booty instead).
Grade: B

Clothing: Airi doesn't have a lot of variation but her main outfit is extremely strong. It's a black maid outfit with ribbons and frills, some cleavage though with a bowtie, a short skirt, and white thighhighs. She does wear white underwear, but sadly it's just plain. As player 2 she seems to have a more purple outfit, not bad but black is definitely better. It also looks great with her red hair, as stated before. In addition, as Airi is a wraith her clothing is a direct link to her power. Because of this, when she gets weakened her clothing fades out or disappears. She also carries a large scythe as her weapon, giving a grim reaper-look. Airi also has a few other outfits too. In the first season's specials she wears a nice black sailor uniform that exposes her navel, and with it she wears black thighhighs. She also wears a black bikini in the second season's specials. In official art she also wears many Christmas outfits as well as a quite small bikini. Overall she's strong but I'd expect a naked apron to show up at one time. Apparently she was also set to show off different outfits in the combat book as well, though they didn't do it as it would ruin her image of being a maid (instead it went to Melona).
Grade: B

Mind
Personality: Airi is the head maid of the Swamp Witch and is one of her loyalest minions. Well, at least until she had a change of heart thanks to Rana, but still. She even puts her life in peril by obeying him and not stealing the lives of people for energy. She's a "maid" due to the pun involving her full title and a pun with the word "Meido" as that's how maid is spoken in Japanese and written it's actually "underworld" or something similar. I don't know, I'm not good at that sort of wordplay xD. Airi is a head maid as recently there's been two more wraith maids revealed, Mime and Meena. Airi is also kind and calm, being the most reasonable member of the Swamp Witch's minions. She also enjoys dancing and fears fading away (though I can imagine the latter if put in Airi's situation). Airi can also command spirits, both for attacking and for scouting. Kanae Ito, Airi's VA, does a great job. Her voice is well-pitched and enjoyable, and when she's trying it's quite seductive. There's also a few references in the games; Airi tends to use moves based on Gundam Deathscythe (for puns, I'm guessing) while her finishing move is based on Jeeg Breaker (at least the hugging part). In addition, during Tomoe's route Airi helps the player cross the river Styx and Komachi of all things gets referenced! Overall Airi is a really great girl and definitely one of the most well-written and growing characters in the series.
Grade: A

Libido: Airi is fairly strong here. As said before she has a passionate kiss that sucks life away, though she tends to prefer to use that on girls. She's also a rival with Nanael, even fighting her once in the second season so sometimes they get paired up. But the main relationship I think of is how much the shota Rana helped Airi open up and start being not so evil. It is an anime-exclusive relationship, but I approve of straight shota (even if Cattleya also makes a good pair for her son). Finally, Airi acts like a maid for the viewer in one special and that was kinda cool.
Grade: A

Age: Technically Airi's age is unknown. It doesn't really matter though, considering she's an ageless wraith. I've heard people say that she's in her high teens to twenties, and I'd say that's a fair estimate.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 81
Average score: 9
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for today!

: Hmm, not bad. So shall we be going or-

: Don't forget about your "fun".

*Rika smirks as Airi lets out a sigh.*

: Here I was thinking that you would have forgotten...

: Of course not. It's a tradition at this point!

: Fine then. I suppose that you want me to go into the kitchen for this.

: Right. I was getting the cakes ready while Topaz was blogging.

*Airi enters the kitchen and sits on the cakes. She then rips a huge fart while rubbing her butt against it. She then safely stores them in cases and takes them out.*

: Alright then. All that I have to do is send this smell-proof package over to Zettai.

: Smell-proof?

: That just means that the smell won't escape.

: Perfect for Oniisama!

Right! Wait, didn't you say "cakeS". As in plural?

: Right. You see, while ripping farts on the main cake I noticed there was an additional one. Here, you can have this.

*Airi forces the cake onto Topaz.*

Er, thanks. I mean I appreciate it, but I might wait until the smell dies down to eat it.

: Won't happen, these are special containers as said before.

: Thankfully. I can smell the stench from the kitchen in here. Nearly smells like the legendary flower of stench or something.

: Why does everyone say that?!

Anyway, thank you for the lovely gift.

*Topaz shoves it in his pants with the other items.*

Now that that is taken care of let's get going!

: Agreed. Now hold on tight...

*Topaz grabs Airi's waist and she flies off.*

: Not to tightly...

Of course, I don't want you to go into "Turbo mode". Save that for Zettai!

*Airi flies off, with Topaz holding onto her.*

==Meanwhile==

*In the cells of the Colosseum.*

: Awww... This is so boring. I would rather be out on the front lines or looking for Topaz.

: Do not covet thy allies jobs. We are all important to Aldra-sama.

: Yeah, but I don't see why she sent me to watch the cells with you.

: Aldra doth not trust me alone enough, perhaps.

: True. You could escape with that bird friend of yours. I don't mean that she could lift you, should be obvious, but just in general run off with her. But I'm going to go check out other things. And by that I mean take a nap. I doubt that anyone would invade, but do tell me if we get attacked.

: I shall do just that.

*Esdeath leaves and heads back to her room.*

: Alright, she has left.

: Harumph, it's a shame that we have to be in hiding so much. I hope that someone gets here soon.

: Right. I'd even let them blog about me!

: Sounds like an even trade, but thy cannot forget my ally that is imprisoned in the upper chambers.

: Don't worry... I'm sure that Topaz is on his way...
Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 11, 7:51 AM | 1 comments
August 4th, 2016
This is the Four-hundred-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back after a short break of a single day! I'm still here at the Yonomori residence, where we discussed Benio yesterday for Meganekko day. Today we'll be looking at her younger true sister Kobeni, so let's begin!



: Rushing a bit?

Hmm? What are you talking about.

: Well, usually you talk a lot more before blogs.

In all fairness that's usually because there's a lot of build up and I have to ask the girl for permission. I got all that done last time, so it shouldn't be too much trouble.

: Okay, but I blame having to do two in a row making you lazy and having short parts.

It's not too short, though I can't be sure about this one. Either way, let's begin.

: I know I gave permission, but are you still sure you want to talk about me? I can't be too entertaining...

Nonsense!

: Right! Though I hope that no scumbags or perverts read this blog and give Kobeni undue attention.

: I doubt that anyone would read this would put that much effort forward.

: Eh? Why, are they not perverts?

: No, they're definitely perverts. Topaz too. They're just too lazy to do much.

: I see then.

*She turns to Topaz and points.*

: But still, you'd better not say anything unflattering about my adorable little sister!

I apologize if I do, but let's begin!

Head
Hair: It might surprise my readers, but I actually do enjoy Kobeni's hair. It's a reddish color, but not a bad kind. It's a darker shade I think, which sorta helps. Even more surprising is that Kobeni also has twintails, a style I don't normally enjoy. It helps that her tails do hang down from the sides, though she does need some sort of hair decoration such as a band or cute decoration in the base. Like in that one hot spring official art, though she does have the rest of her hair up in a bun. When down Kobeni's hair goes past her shoulders, but not too far (I'm guessing about shoulder blade-length). Her sides are also like her sister, reaching past her shoulders which I do like. Sadly I'm not too fond of Kobeni's bangs, she does have a zig-zag but also a large gap in the middle. Her bangs seem to split in the center, with the hair going towards the sides.
Grade: B-

Eyes: Sadly unlike her sister Kobeni does not wear glasses. Which is a real shame as she could easily have better eyes than Benio. Kobeni's purple eyes are a beautiful, wonderful color and they're really pretty too! I will mention that she did have similar eyes to her sister as a child, being a bit reddish-brown but I would say that this is an improvement. Though I guess that Kobeni does still have circular tarame eyes, though that fits her well. I even find the hearts in her eyes in the opening cute!
Grade: B

Face: While she lacks Benio's epic scenes Kobeni still has a great face. The art style is really great, giving her soft-looking cheeks and a bit of a puni curve. A small dot nose helps as well, and Kobeni's full-face blush is really adorable too. Overall she does really well here too.
Grade: A

Body
Build: Kobeni has a really great body actually, especially for my tastes. She has a curvy figure but she's afraid of putting on weight. It's possible that she's actually plump, which is good, but it's hard to tell. Either way the art style does Kobeni justice. Especially around her butt. She's a bit conscious of the fact that she has "childbearing hips", even if it's meant as a compliment. It's because it reminds her that it's easy for her to put on weight, though I doubt anyone would mind if Kobeni's butt would grow. I know Hakuya certainly wouldn't as he's awesome and thinks big butts are good. Though I guess Kobeni herself minds, as in the series I think she has to buy pants a size bigger because I presume that her butt has grown. That said she does need to show it (but, unlike a lot of other shows, she still has a nice bare butt official art image). Other than her butt she's not too bad, her legs have some nice curve and she's fairly well-proportioned. She also seems to have a scar on her abdomen, from her right side to the middle. Overall I'd say that other than needing to show her butt more she's excellent here.
Grade: A-

Chest: Kobeni does have a large chest, which is funny considering she's the younger sister. That said it's not like her bouncing is out of hand, other than the opening. There's also a moment with Hakuya and Mashiro's mother bounces Kobeni's chest a bit and comments on how heavy they are. There's also a few other moments I'm probably forgetting, and a high amount of official art (not to mention fan art) tends to focus on her chest. It is also said that all her weight goes to her chest, but Kobeni asserts that's a bad thing (I agree, some should go to her tush too). She even says a list of things that big breasts give her trouble with, such as running or squatting. Overall she's pretty nice, but I do wish she'd get more credit for her posterior!
Grade: A-

Clothing: Kobeni has a fair amount of clothing. Like Benio we usually see Kobeni wearing a blue sailor-ish suit with white collars and cuffs and a short grey skirt. Sadly this also includes short socks, must run in the family or something. Anyway Kobeni also has a lot of more-reserved outfits, though they're not boring either. I do like the one we first see her in, a long white shirt with long red and orange sleeves and purple pantyhose. Kobeni also wears an apron on occasion, though it would be much better had she worn nothing underneath. Some other outfits include a winter coat with scarf, a track suit, a pair of red-striped button down pajamas while sick, and in official art a white bikini and a pink bunny outfit. She also wears an olden-times peasant-looking outfit in one of Benio's fantasies. While nothing of Kobeni's is particularly outstanding and she could use some variety, a lot of the outfits fits her well and are cute on her.
Grade: B

Mind
Personality: Kobeni is a really adorable girl. She's a responsible little sister, taking care of most of the housework including cooking and cleaning. She is especially skilled at cooking as well. Kobeni is somewhat smart, though not a genius. She's also quick to accept things, though she occasionally shops to relieve stress. She's cheerful and optimistic as well. She is somewhat sickly on occasion, which causes problems as she gets injured as a child. Fortunately Hakuya saved her, but it did give her amnesia for before that moment. He gave her part of her power as well, possibly making her part-Youkai. Haruka Terui, Kobeni's VA, gives her a nice, gentle voice that fits Kobeni quite well. All in all, even if I can't describe why Kobeni is a really adorable girl that has a lot of appeal for me.
Grade: A-

Libido: The plot of the series begins with Kobeni getting into an arrange marriage with Hakuya, a quiet tall guy. Over the course of the series the two start to fall in love with each other in a realistic fashion. I will say it's more of a romantic love, while Hakuya tends to protect Kobeni from the background. She does finally admit her love, even if Mashiro has to point it out to the two. It's not too much of a perverse relationship, but at least Kobeni was alright with the set up (though she was afraid she wouldn't have enough food once Hakuya and Mashiro start living with them). I'll also remind you that Benio also dotes on Kobeni, not wanting to let her little sister go.
Grade: B

Age: Kobeni does have an official age, as she turns 16 in the first episode. She's also shown in a flashback, but that's not counted. Sadly I think that Hakuya is older than she is (though I'm not sure).
Grade: B

Total Grades: 80
Average score: 8.9
Final Grade: B+

: Hmmm, still not as good as Benio. Though I'm not surprised by that fact.

: Yes! Now Kobeni won't get unsavory characters drooling all over her!

: Right, as one is enough...

*She glares at Benio, who does a silly fake smile with her tongue out the side of her mouth.*

: Whoever could you possibly be talking about?

: Hey, if Benio is so into lolis why don't you give her that one photo?

*Benio's eyes become stars.*

: What photo do you speak of?

Oh, I think she means this one!

*Topaz pulls out the photo of Astarotte and Asuha playing around in sukumizus.*

See?

*Benio's mouth gushes as she grabs the photo out of his hands. She wipes it with her sleeve.*

: SUCH BEAUTIFUL LOLIS! And look, you can see their succubus wings and tails! I accept this gift!

Alright, but that means you have to give me something of greater value!

: This is beginning to sound like some type of trading game from a video game.

: Shush, there's no reason to give out hints.

: What does it matter. It's just the vague concept that Topaz is referencing and not any precise one.

*Benio, who has been thinking about a proper reward (though distracted by continuously looking at the photograph and getting a gleeful smile) finally comes to a decision.*

: Come upstairs, Topaz.

*She grabs both his and Kobeni's hands and leads them upstairs.*

: You too, Kobeni.

: But why me too?

: Because you're a part of this reward!

I'm beginning to think this reward might be physical...

: Certainly!

*They head upstairs and into Kobeni's room where they lock the door.*

: This sounds suspicious, I should follow them!

*She goes up to listen to the door, soon followed by Kimiko.*

: This sounds sexy, I'll listen too!

: Sheesh. I doubt it's anything that interesting...

*They press their ears against the shut door, eavesdropping.*

What a lovely chest, Kobeni!

: Thanks, I got it from my mother.

: Here, I'll help you take your top off too.

: I don't need help-Errrgghh... Well, I guess I could use it. The top is surprisingly tight.

Just be careful that you don't bend over too far. Your drawers will fall down!

*Kimiko has a huge grin on her face, while Rika is glaring at her friend.*

: Stop being so excited, pervert!

*We still are unable to see inside though, but their conversation continues.*

: Hey, careful with those!

Of course, I'm just honored I'm able to see such hooters.

: I know, and just look at the boobies too!

Those are quite large as well! May I touch them?

: I suppose, but try to be delicate.

Don't worry, I know how fragile they can be...

*Suddenly the door bursts open, with Kimiko and Rika falling inside. There they see Topaz, Kobeni, and Benio with a chest between them. Inside are all sorts of birds made from various materials, including glass, porcelain, and tin. Luckily none of them are broken from the two falling into the room.*

Rika, Kimiko! You're being very rude to Benio and the others!

: But we thought you were... er...

: She thought you were doing something that Oniisama would be mad at you for. I at least hope that this terrible joke doesn't make him mad either.

What do you mean-OH! Well, I suppose it's a shame there's no birds named the "Tushie" or the "Newfoundland Derrière Bird" or something similar. That would have been better with Kobeni's childbearing hips

: HEY! I'm sensitive about my butt!

Does that mean that your butt is sensitive too?

: N-no!

I disbelieve that!

*Topaz flips up Kobeni's skirt and slides behind her. He then bounces her right buttcheek, exposed in the skimpy underwear Benio made her wear, and makes the left one jiggle as well.*

: AHH~

*Benio pushes Topaz away from Kobeni's tushie.*

: HEY! Get your grubby male hands off my precious Kobeni's amazing rump!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

: I understand that, but that's no reason to do something so perverse!

But it was so springy...

*Rika sighs.*

: Perverts, the whole lot of you...

*Mashiro pops out from behind them.*

: See, I knew it wasn't anything bad. Benio was just showing off Kobeni's bird collection. Not as cool as my UMAs but still...

: Exactly. Now, how about you take one of these?

Hmmm....

: What, are you looking to see which "Chickadee" is bigger or something?

Well, I don't want to take Kobeni's expensive-looking birds. So I'll take THIS unique one.

*Topaz holds up a wind-up bird.*

: Oh, that junky one.

: Just because I have multiple of that nightingale doesn't mean that it's "junk". I take care of all my collection, so if you wind that it won't make a noise.

: Wait, doesn't that mean that it doesn't work?

: I mean the winding is silent. Once wound up it sings a lovely song.

Seems like a good trade then.

: Perfect then. Now get lost. Even if that cute loli can stay.

: As much as I appreciate the kind words I feel Topaz will need my assistance.

: Sad to hear, but good luck with all the other girls!

: Right, and thanks for the blog too!

: I didn't get a blog but I imagine I might not score well anyway so I don't mind.

: Don't worry, Mashiro. I'll blog you every night from now on!

*Benio hugs Mashiro.*

: This isn't what I wanted! Nooooo!

*Topaz slips the bird into his pants and waves goodbye to the girls. They then return home, but as they approach it Kimiko remembers something.*

: Wait, didn't the fortune teller say something else?

What fortune teller?

: The one who told us to wait for you. And yeah, she did. Something about "wraith" following shortly. I sure hope that doesn't mean Sohara!

*They enter the house.*

I doubt it. I haven't finished the manga and might not as it sounds boring. But I do wonder who will show up then.

*As they turn the lights on, they are greeted by a mysterious woman sitting in the living room.*

Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 4, 7:43 AM | 0 comments
August 3rd, 2016
This is the Four-hundred-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. Last week I gained a lot of power thanks to a goddess in a tower, and now after returning home I set out to blog a certain character for meganekko day.

: Note that the tower does not mean the new Exeggutor form. Even if it did gain a small dragon head.

: I still don't understand why you want to talk about Benio. The newspaper does enough of that already.

: I highly doubt they mention the things that Topaz will.

True. So bring Benio here and-

???: NOT SO FAST!

*A girl's yelling is heard from nearby. Topaz and his assistants look around for the location of the shouting, right and left. However it's not until they look up that they see a girl hanging out of an upstairs window.*

: There's no way I'll allow you to come in here and interview me. I only allow cute girls to have that privilege!

: And he's the furthest thing from a cute girl! What can we do now?

I haven't come this far and promised Benio's blog just to leave now. BENIO! Allow me to do my blog on you.

: There's nothing that you can do to get me to say yes!

I have lolis!

: Nonsense! That girl beside you in the glasses isn't a loli at all!

: Ouch...Though I do guess I'm taller than lolis should be.

What about HER!

*Topaz holds up Rika in both hands under her arms. Rika makes her cutest smile.*

: Ni~pah!

: GASP!

*Benio races away from the window so quickly papers blow in the wind. She then, very noisily, comes down the stairs and races to the front door. Once there she presents an elegant air to herself, waving her hair in a gorgeous fashion.*

: Oh ho ho. How rude of me to make an adorable loli like her wait like that. Please, come in and make yourself comfortable.

*They head inside the house, though Rika and Topaz have a conversation without words just glaring at the other.*

: I can't believe you'd sell me out to a lolicom like that!

I couldn't help it! Besides I'm sure you like the attention.

: I-I-I... S-shut up!

: Hmm? Something upset you, little miko that should never be forgotten and should win every moe contest?

: I'm fine. Really.

: Good then, now we can start on the blog.

Hurray!

: But only if Rika sits on my lap.

*Benio pats her lap, as she's sitting on a chair, waving to Rika to sit on her lap.*

: Who do you think you are, my Oniisama?

: Don't be silly. Though if you were to call me your "Oneesama" I'd fluster with glee.

: Ufufu, that sounds entertaining...

: What was that?

: Nothing, "Oneesama".

*Rika waves a false grin. Benio starts to smile wildly, her face nearly melting from the satisfaction.*

: SO MOOOE!

*Benio pats the loli's head.*

: I'm glad that I'm not being doted on because I'm not j-jealous at all!

Sure sure...

: You don't have to mock the loli. Just start the blog.

I suppose that's only fair. And in celebration of this meganekko day...



: WAIT A SECOND!

What?

: Something is seriously wrong here!

: What's that?

: Here it is meganekko day but Benio isn't wearing glasses!

That's a good point.

: Is that all? Being fair I don't usually wear them at home but how about THIS!

*Benio puts on her glasses in an epic way, adjusting them as well.*

: What do you think now?

: Looks wonderful, but a shame you don't have better images of glasses on MAL.

I agree. There definitely needs to be more. But as seen, she is an occasional meganekko so let's begin this blog officially!

Head
Hair: Benio's hair is really great. Color wise it's a nice light brown or tan, though occasionally it looks golden blond. I prefer the brown versions, it looks really nice on her. Her length is likewise good, reaching about midway down her back and leaving ample room for showing off her butt. Her long sides are also good, reaching her chest or so. It does give her coverhair on one occasion though. Benio's bangs also aren't anything too special. They are a bit zig-zag with a large triangle-shaped part in the middle. Overall Benio is quite good, but her problems (such as her boring bangs) keep her from getting higher.
Grade: B+

Eyes: Benio has fairly pretty eyes, which are a reddish-brown or rust color (possibly for the latter, at least). Still it matches well with her hair, and her darker eyes do remind me of purple which I do like more. Benio also has tsurime-shaped eyes, which is always great. The shape and shading of eyes in this series was grand, giving her a really shiny but in a good way eyes. They also look soft too. Benio, as the yearly meganekko, does occasionally wear glasses. It's mainly at school, as it seems she has an image to maintain. I'd still say that she needs to wear them more. Oh, and to describe the glasses they have a thin frame but it's fairly easy to notice when Benio is wearing them.
Grade: A-

Face: Benio has a somewhat pointed chin, but the rest of her face is really well-rounded. The art style certainly helps with this, making Benio's cheeks squishy-looking. Other pluses for me include only having a small dot nose and a nice-sized mouth. That said the main reason Benio does so well here are her well-exaggerated expressions. Really, some of the most humorous and thereby best moments are from Benio's over the top and adorable reactions. She's really great all around, though she still needs a little bit more to be perfect. Oh and apparently in the picture slide-show in the opening Benio shows off her lips a bit, including one time when she's drinking from a water fountain. Nothing I'm too interested in, but figured I should mention.
Grade: A

Body
Build: Benio has a fairly nice body. Unfortunately we don't have any measurements, but in series she's at least treated as having a fairly good body. She's also an athletic ace, and can jump out of upper-story windows without flinching. That said, between the three heroines Benio is in the middle. She's not as curvy as Kobeni or as loli as Mashiro. Not that Benio is bad, of course. The art style does sort of hurt her, making her legs and arms fairly simple (though they do show off her legs somewhat well in the opening montage). She does have an amazing buttshot in one of the OVAs after running out of a bath, showing her really nice peach-shaped bottom. Well, I suppose that Benio would make for a fair "butt" girl, but she still needed to show it off more to score better. Not that she's bad, of course. Also helping is the fact that Benio is one of the taller characters in the series, only beaten by the male lead (who is fairly tall anyway) and she's not interested so she's likely taller than all her true love interests.
Grade: B

Chest: Again Benio is fairly average here, both size-wise and compared to the other characters. As said she does show her chest some with coverhair, but her younger sister seems to get more of the chest moments (though this still isn't a fanservice series).
Grade: B

Clothing: There's a fair variety that Benio wears. She is still usually seen in her school uniform though. It consists of a blue somewhat sailor uniform with a red stripe around the white collar and cuffs. She also wears a red bow ribbon around her neck and a grey skirt. Sadly the worse part is that she only wears shorter socks as pantyhose or thighhighs could have improved the otherwise somewhat dull uniform. It does help that Benio wears a great variety of casual outfits. One in particular I liked was a black suit-like dress with white shirt underneath and pantyhose, it looked really great and appealing to me. She also wears a variety of clothing in the opening, including pajamas with nightcap and a cowboy hat (not at the same time as that would be silly). There's also official art of her in a wolf bikini with ears and tail, but sadly it doesn't show too much as Mashiro in a sheep costume is blocking most of the view. There's probably a lot more I'm missing, especially as far as casual outfits go, but I couldn't find anything too impressive.
Grade: B-

Mind
Personality: At first glance Benio might seem like the perfect student. She's very intelligent, she's great at athletics, and is very popular. In addition she's the student council president and is a very proper girl. She even sparkles in a shoujo style. However, this hides a "dark" side. Well, not quite dark but rather it's that Benio is incredibly doting on girls. Especially her younger sister and sister-in-law. I'll explain this in the next area but do know that a lot of her personality seems to revolve around her unabashed love for the female characters. It's really humorous seeing her reactions, as said before though she does sometimes get so trapped in the world of her fantasies she ignores reality around her. Luckily her friend Nadesico to pull her out of these moments. Also she's an incredible older sister, usually called "Neesama" for additional points, and cares a lot for her younger siblings. She's also voiced by Eriko Matsui, and it's done really well.
Grade: B

Libido: As said Benio's libido is really high. She's a siscom and lolicom that doesn't always have the power to hide it. She's extremely passionate too, and has adorable squirming moments where she can't control her affections. She can get a bit over-protective and aggressive, but she means the best. She's also said to be a "sex criminal/sexual harasser" as a child, something that Kobeni didn't fully understand back then. Anyway Benio's main loves are her younger sister Kobeni and new sister-in-law loli Mashiro. She wants a harem with a younger sister on each arm, and when Mashiro scolds Benio for her actions humiliating her Benio offers to take responsibility and marry the loli. However, these aren't the only girls who are connected with Benio. Konoha seems to idolize her, and her friend Nadesico (who also keeps Benio on a figurative leash) is also a childhood friend. Probably the only problem that I have is that Benio doesn't support Kobeni and Hakuya's relationship, but it's not like that outbalances all the epic moments she had. The reason she's so defensive of Kobeni is likely due to blaming herself for Kobeni's accident where she nearly died when she was younger.
Grade: A-

Age: Benio seems to be 18, but I cannot find any exact evidence to that. She does still go to high school so she can't be too old, and she's older than her 16 year old sister Kobeni (whose birthday kicks off the series). That's not too bad of a range for my tastes, though. We also see her as a child in a flashback, but I wouldn't count that.
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 81
Average score: 9
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for this wonderful meganekko day! What do you think of your blog, Benio?

*The camera turns to Benio, but she seems to be pouring affection on Rika and not paying attention.*

BENIO!

: Hmm? Did you say something? I was busy playing with the loli.

: Nothing, it's just that Topaz talked about you a lot and we were wondering your opinions.

*Benio still isn't paying attention as Mashiro has come over and she is distracted by patting her too.*

: You say something?

: D-don't think that this means that I want to have affection poured on me. I was just trying to make you feel more comfortable.

: Sure sure... In fact why don't you take my place.

*Mashiro slides on Benio's lap as Rika slides off.*

: Not as soft, but I'd never turn down having my sister-in-law try to show affections.

*Benio squeezes Mashiro close, who looks like she deeply regrets her decision.*

: AHHH~ WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD CHOICE! You tricked me, Rika!

: Perhaps, but it was about time for me to leave anyway. Come on, let's return home.

: But Empry hasn't had his birthday "enjoyment" this year!

I wouldn't want to put Benio out though. Plus I read this great Touhou story...

: Your friend's gift doesn't count! At least for blogs, I mean.

It's alright. I can go without. Now, how long until the next blog?

: Tomorrow!

Wait, that quickly! I don't have that kind of turnaround! We'll never be able to get home by then!

: Obviously you should do someone else here.

Great plan!

: I wouldn't mind getting a new blog, what with you actually seeming smarter now.

Hopefully we won't have to come to that. Mashiro, come here!

: Hmm?

Would you like to be blogged on tomorrow?

: What is a "blog"-OMMPH!

*Benio quickly covers the loli's mouth.*

: I forbid it! I cannot expose Mashiro to such perverts like you!

: Speak for yourself...

: And besides, isn't my wearing glasses good enough for his "enjoyment"? You should be glad as I wouldn't do this for every guy.

True, but if we can't do Mashiro...

*A third girl, well fifth if you include Rika and Kimiko but don't be smart, exits the kitchen in an apron.*

: Benio! I told you to help out! I've been in there cooking alone and-eh? Who are all these people?

: That's Topaz or something, and he came here to talk about me.

And hopefully someone else. Hey, why don't I talk about you Kobeni.

: E-EH?! But I'm so normal and uninteresting...

: Nonsense, you're my beautiful imouto!

: And you have those wide birthing hips too!

: *Under her breath* Bet someone is thinking naughty thoughts now...

: A-alright! I'll allow it!

Well then, catch you all tomorrow or next time when we'll be looking at Kobeni!
Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 3, 7:17 AM | 0 comments
July 28th, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Happy four-hundredth blog everyone! This is a major moment in blogging history! I never expected to get this far when I first started.

: Certainly. You've been through a lot more than you could have ever expected. And I'm sure that you'll have to face many other threats.

That sounds sort of ominous, but considering I still have to face Aldra I do have at least one more major battle in the future. Though I do wish that Ririchiyo was here to help celebrate. She must be having fun back home, I suppose.



Nothing but fun times for her!

: Getting away from your absent assistant, have you remembered who I am yet?

I have, and if that's a sign that you want to be blogged on I won't misunderstand!

Today's girl :

: WAIT!


Wait, why?

: Because we have a few things to discuss first.

Not more discussions! I can't write that much!

: It's your own fault for causing so much strife. Then again one of the things I have to talk about involves powering you up.

Powering me up?

: Yes. I shall unlock your potential. But before that, you have to be punished! I mean... “trained”!

Wait, that sounds like something bad...

: Nonsense! All you have to do is enter this room over here...

*May leads Topaz over to a nearby room with an open door.*

Hey, is this some sort of Hyper-Potion room?

: Yes. That's exactly what it is. Now go inside and gain your 200 HP.

Really?

: No. The Hyperbolic Time chamber will provide the punishment for all the times that you've betrayed Zettai.

*Topaz gulps.*

ALL of the times?

: Well, I suppose that I'm only counting the blog ones. But that's still a lot, so get in there!

*May kicks Topaz inside and closes the door. She even locks it using the gigantic safe-like handle.*

KYAAAHHHH!

: That seems to be for Ayaka's blog. Ufufu...

ARRRGGGHHH!!

: And seems that you've seen Azusa's torture too.

GWWAAAAHHH!!!

: Ufufu, seems you're facing Maou's challenge now...

MY LEEEGGG!! AND ORGANS!

: Seems like there's a lot of girls who you have to pay for now. Like a certain yandere whose measurements you didn't notice and thus graded her higher than she deserves, or putting that gif of a certain MEAT in her blog that burned his eyes. Not to mention the silly "motorcycle" girls who will remain nameless... Hmmm, Tsubasa should be coming up soon too...

MY EYES!!!

: There we go. *Looks at her watch* Hmmm? Been a full day already? Well, I guess I should let you out.

*May opens the door and bright light shines out. A silhouette of a muscular man is seen.

: Wow, I guess that the training really DID make you stronger!

*Topaz emerges and he's as thin and wimpy as ever.*

Actually I think that was just the lighting. But I do feel tougher, and training in there meant that I didn't lose HP!

: Well, not technically anyway. But what have you learned?

Big breasts aren't the only thing to appreciate on a girl's body! And that I should appreciate flat chests more!

: Exactly what I wanted you to learn. Here, I'll give you a big busty hug and rub my breasts all over you!

Only if you pull up your skirt and rub your butt against me for an equal amount of time!

: Good answer. That's what I wanted you to say. And I'm not actually rubbing my chest on you.

What about your butt?

: That either.

Shame. But now that I have newfound appreciation for flat chests what can I do about my blog?

: Hmm? You mean about the girls in the past who you have wronged?

Exactly. There's so many that I feel like I should apologize to. Like Nagi or Shana!

: And the girls from kids shows like Aikatsu or Precure!

Well, they'd still score low. Outside of transformations scenes it's not like they show off too much, which is something I still plan on scoring on. Shiny, featureless skin is still kinda strange. Wait, "Scoring"! How am I going to score girls now?

: You could always CHANGE the blog.

You're talking crazy talk. Changing something this far into it? That would make the calculations all wrong and complicate things so much!

: No, you see all you have to do is change "breasts" to "chest".

What's the difference.

: Well, with "breasts" it's implied that there's a pass or fail rating. Basically be big or lose points. With the new scale it's better at showing appeal and how often they show it off.

Alright, but I'll still punish girls who either use pads for fakeness or get jealous and have bad scenes. Girls should be proud of their chests, no matter the size!

: Good boy! Now that you've finally experienced your failings and learned from them now you may start my blog!

Wait, what about unlocking my potential?

: That comes after the blog.

I see. Well then, you readers should be excited because...

Today's girl is:



May Hyou
from
the Nyntindois series.


*May ahems.*

Hmm? Did I forget something?

: Well, what is my full name?

I said it. "May Hyou".

: No, my FULL name.

*Topaz sighs.*

"Mayella Ann Hyou".

: And why do I have such a silly name?

*Topaz sighs again.*

Because I didn't understand Japanese at all back then and made up random stuff. And your first name is based on May Oak from Dengeki Pikachu too.

: Ufufu, you really liked that manga way back then, didn't you?

I didn't have a lot of manga at the time and was an idiot.

: Explains a lot. But then again you were terrible at names. I mean, I have to keep your actual name a secret but let's just say that "Topaz 1510" was a dumb name. Especially considering your SPECIES of monkey-like people were named the "Topaz".

Hey, you don't need to point out every moment of my chuunibyou-ish days! Or, technically, before that, but still.

: Oh don't worry. I'm only "Topaz"-ing you. Tee hee <3. And be prepared to have me chime in and out during the blog itself too!

That sounds... great. Well then, let's get started!

Head
Hair: One of May's most obvious traits is her dark black hair. It has a nice blend with her light skin, though currently her hair has turned brown to match her inspiration closer (one of her inspirations was from a manga, so it seemed that the character's hair was black). Either way it's a nice dark color that looks nice. Style-wise some things haven't changed. May's hair is still long and flowing, being free in back. Her hair seems to reach about her mid-back, but I apparently drew her with windswept hair so it was hard to tell. Not to mention my poor art skills, but still. Probably the only problem are the average bangs. I think I was trying to have her hair come down over her eye for a seductive look, but now it just looks like she's emo or something.
Grade: A

: You can tell I was from way in the past. There's no way a character Topaz would make now wouldn't have a hime cut or something.

What about Kimiko?

: She doesn't count as she was supposed to be a character based on you, but she was "popular" and got her own spin-off. Speaking of her, I do notice that both her and I have brown hair. Could it be that you were just lazy in creating my sprite?

Who me, Lazy? Don't be ridiculous! It's more that I had problems as the preset black in the program made it look grey. Now, let's continue onward and not speak of this.

: The joke there would be funnier if you didn't give a good excuse, you know.

Eyes: May has small black eyes. It's possible that I was trying to make them narrow, matching her Japanese descent, but I just drew them as dots. While the majority of the characters are like that, with a couple exceptions, it is odd that I didn't give her anime-like eyes. Also in demon form, which I'll talk about later in "body", she has yellow eyes. Overall I imagine that they aren't bad but I am poor at putting my thoughts into art.
Grade: B-

: You weren't bad, but if you were looking forward to this being a career I'd suggest that you would have practiced more.

Luckily I knew that I wasn't going to be an artist, though I wouldn't mind making video games.

: Maybe someday. Or you can just watch an anime about that instead.

Sounds like a plan!

: Oh, and while you mentioned that it's odd about the eye shape I'm surprised that you didn't give me glasses. Though I imagine it was far, far before you knew that about yourself.

Exactly.

Face: As mentioned before May has pale skin, though it's very beautiful. It's also quite soft, and she prides herself on having no imperfections. I will say that her face is a little simplistic-

: A LITTLE? I'm pretty sure heads shouldn't be that round, and other than having a nose I'm pretty sure my SPRITE has more facial emotion than your art.

Fair point. I was and probably am still a poor artist. Regardless, May has a mostly average face. Oh and she seems to have facial markings in demon form.
Grade: B



Body
Build:
: Before we continue, how about you show that full-body sketch?

I'd rather not...

: It's not like it's mamocentric-well, I suppose that because it's from the front it could be considered, but it wasn't deliberate as there were more males in the series and they used the same forward-facing pose. So anyway, here you go!



As you can see I'm not good at the arts.

: To be fair this was done over a decade ago, and likely even further as well. Not that it completely excuses it as I imagine a current image wouldn't be better, but you're too lazy for that.

I am! But anyway May is a fairly curvy girl with a thin waist. Her feet and legs are alright, but are likely better than my poor art can show. Sadly there's no measurements-

: What are you talking about? YOU are the creator of me, you decide my measurements.

I suppose, but I have no information about back then. If I were to give her measurements now, I'd say that she's 167 cm tall and her three sizes are 90/60/90.

: Any reason for those?

Yeah. As the love goddess I used the measurements that are the average "perfect woman" sizes. Though I hope my friend wouldn't be angry.

: We can't all have measurements like that cute loli imouto of his.

==Elsewhere==
: Ufufu, seems someone is speaking about me and required me to give a cameo. I hope that they're saying something nice, like me being butt-tastic.

Anyway, getting back to May I have to describe her demon form. As she has succubus blood in her she has the ability to go into a demon form. Her forearms turn red and thicken into clawed hands, her legs become hoofed, and she gains both wings and horns.

: Sorta like your demon form. HINT.

I-er, I'm a very creative person!
Grade: B

Br-CHEST:
: Nice save.

*Ahem* Anyway, let's get to May's chest. As one of the inspirations behind her is Tifa from Final Fantasy VII, she is quite busty. As said before, it's likely that her bust size is 90. Luckily her chest isn't too insanely large for her body shape, and she doesn't show it off or bounce too much either. Other than that, not much to say. She hasn't shown her nipples, either.
Grade: B+

Clothes: It's a factor that May is fairly fashionable, but the only outfit I've drawn her in is her basic one. As said, Tifa was a major inspiration so May has a similar outfit. She wears a tanktop that exposes her middriff, jean shorts with black belt, and sandals. She also carries a bull whip that she uses in battle. The Elemental Gem Jade hangs around May's neck, and it has been fashioned into a scorpion-looking brooch, with four legs, two claws, and a pointed tail. The jewel is set into the body, and is protected by a gold back.

: The whip gives a nice sting, pun intended. Though you won't know why until the next area.

As far as variety, May has none. But as a custom creation I can pretty much put her in any sort of outfit I want.

: What I'm surprised about is the Chinese dress. I mean I know you like them, but it doesn't show off my body as well as I would like.

It's to symbolize your goddess powers.

: What it symbolizes is that I like covering up. I'll just tighten it, and there! Though my "meat buns" look so great and about to pop out.

Meaning her butt, of course. In that case let us continue onward!

*May shakes her big meaty butt at the camera.*
Grade: B



Mind
Personality: May is a very beautiful, but not quite egotistical, character. If she seems that way blame my poor writing skills. Anyway she's pretty flirty and can enjoy being the center of attention. Despite this her attacks tend to be subtle, not doing a lot of damage but dealing status ailments instead. She uses a whip and a bunch of insect-based attacks. The latter is due to her third and final inspiration, Jean from the second Lunar game. The insect attacks are due to Jade, which is her elemental gem and goddess, being a large scorpion. I have no clue either, I think the name "Jade Scorpion" came from some movie from around the time (and not a memorable one or one that I saw either). Overall she's not bad, but I wish I had more to say about her other than her attacks or the characters she was inspired from.

: You could always show an image of what the goddess looks like.

But that would require effort!

: What about THIS:

*May pulls out a parchment and undoes it, revealing the picture inside.*



In all fairness that's the updated version of Venom Jade, which is the third form of the goddess's power.

: Because the Nyntindois gods have not two but THREE forms! Power creep and all that.
Grade: C+

Libido: May, being a goddess of love, has a fairly healthy libido and is quite lustful. She's also married to my namesake in the Nyntindois series, both for tradition (as I am the king of the gods) and out of love. She also has the ability to attract others just by playfully flirting, though she sometimes forgets to turn that power off.

: I can't say that I dislike the attention, but at least I can turn it off. I mean, can you believe if I had to wear a veil all the time to hide my beauty?

Exactly, though you're probably not as attention-grabbing as I'm making you seem. Also I'd like to recon May's past as it currently seems really cruel, involving sexual harassment and her becoming a lesbian because of a cruel father.

: Topaz didn't exactly understand anything way back then. Luckily he now has the internet for more information and is kind enough to remove horrible backstories that cause poor plotholes and Gary Sue-ing of his own character.

What are you talking about?

: I'm sure every guy probably had a dream at one point of "converting" a lesbian through the power of his own, well, you understand. Besides, with all the abilities your author avatar has, from copying other abilities, near-instant regeneration, reality manipulation, and even creating life or a solar system as an attack you're already checked too much off on the "Gary Sue" chart.

I knoowwwww.... If only I could go back and teach my younger self a lot of lessons! But that's aside the point. Only one more area to go!

: But before that, don't forget the short cameo I had in the PSWhoa comics.

Ah yes. You see, in one of the chapters the PSWhoa cast faced off against the holders of the Elemental Gems. May had to go against the sexy Shiek, a Newman (which is that game's version of elf). After Shiek got her clothing removed by Exhi!e's Secret Button May took that as a challenge and stripped herself. They then wrestled off-screen to the excitement of all the guys. I'm not sure how but Shiek seemed to win.

: Ufufu, in all fairness we both "won", and same for several bystanders as well...
Grade: B

Age: May is 19, and her birthday is April 16. Why, I have no clue but that is her birthday.

: And to specify, at the time of my creation "Topaz" was 23. Not this Topaz, the one from Nyntindois and my husband. So I'm technically younger than him. Still older than the real life was when he created me, by quite some time.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for the week!

: I would have expected to get higher, but I guess your tastes really have changed. But now that it is complete I can finally "touch" you.

What?

: "Touch" you. I'll pull things out of you that you never knew you had. How does that sound.

I need an adult.

: I am an adult. Couldn't you tell by my "age" score? Besides, I know it's your first time so I'll be gentle. Now, stand still and relax as I reach deep inside you and grab hold of your essence...

*May places her hand on Topaz's head.*

I definitely need an adult...

: I AM AN ADUUUULLTTT!

*Cosmic energy flows into Topaz, filling his body with energy. Visions of past girls flood into his head, empowered by the souls of the sacred gemstones:


Like the wind blowing through the hair, Diamond enhances HAIR!
--

+30 HP

Like the reflections off a winter's ice, Sapphire enhances EYES!
--

+10 Defense, +1 Summon, and 2 meganekko points.

Like the power of expression and emotion, Moonstone enhances FACE!
--

+25 Defense

Like a body of a statue and carved of earth, Quartz enhances BUILD!
--

+15 defense and 5 HP

Like the flames of the heart burning with passion, Ruby enhances CHEST!
--

+60 HP

Like a thread of hope in troubled times, Emerald enhances CLOTHES!
--

+10 defense and 40 HP

Like his own personality, always supportive and positive, Topaz enhances PERSONALITY!
--

+5 Defense, +20 HP, and +1 Summon

Like the ties of marriage and affection, Jade enhances LIBIDO!
--

+5 Defense and +3 Summon

Finally, like the passage of the years and wisdom, Cordierite enhances AGE!
--

+5 Defense, +10 Hit Points, and +1 Summon


*After receiving such great power May removes her hand from Topaz's head. She seems to pant afterwards.*

: Seems like the powers connecting me to my home world are trying to drag me back for manipulating this world too much. But do not worry, I have enough power to continue training you.

More training?

: Of course!

===Meanwhile, in the Colosseum jail===

*Ririchiyo approaches a girl who is tied up and her mouth taped shut. She removes the tape.*

: YOW!

: SHHH! Do you want us to get caught?

*Riri unties Críet.*

: So what happened?

: Some girl came and kidnapped me! Luckily I have enough magical power to contact Topaz.

: Try to do it steathfully, so that Aldra and her troops don't pick up on it.

: Right!

*Críet gets down on her knees and prays. As her current troops have next to no magical abilities they aren't able to notice the magical signature. On the ground Airi notices, turning her head as it flies off. She shrugs it off and continues to Topaz's house. It eventually reaches Topaz, who is trying to sit still but spasms.*

: I told you, you need to sit still for this to work!

Sorry, my leg cramped up.

: Well then, uncramp it and sit down!

*The message reaches Topaz's ears...*

: Help us...

My friends are in peril!

: But you can't leave now! If you do, I won't be able to power your focus up further!

But I fight for my friends. C'mon Nina, let's go rescue them!

*Nina, who was sleeping against a post letting May and Topaz have their private time, is shocked awake.*

: Eh? Oh, I-I wasn't sleeping!

*Nina becomes a bird, ready to transport Topaz back.*

: You'll never be able to defeat Aldra at your level! Even if you did just gain a bunch of experience.

There's no time! I have to make sure they're safe!

*Nina flies off towards the Colosseum.*

: *Sigh* When will he listen to reason...

*As Nina and Topaz approach the Colosseum, it starts shooting at them.*

Watch out!

: You think?!

*Nina avoids many shots, but her wing gets hit.*

: I can't maintain my form any longer, I have to become a humanoid again!

Fine, but don't drop me!

: I make no promises.

*Nina goes back to her normal form, even if the picture didn't change as I am lazy. She holds Topaz princess style as she flies past the lasers.*

Quick, go through that alley! They won't be able to get us if we do that!

*Nina dives through, getting caught in a bedsheet that somehow wraps around her body like a toga. She also gets a golden disc of sorts stuck to her head as she does aerial maneuvers.*

===Meanwhile, back at Topaz's house===

*The sun is in the middle of setting.*

: You sure it was before dusk?

: I think that's what the sage said. Though who knows if she was a real fortune teller anyway.

: Yeah, probably some faker and-

*Suddenly, in the sunlit sky Topaz emerges. The sun behind Nina, combined with the golden disc and outfit makes it seem as if she's an angel descending to drop him off.*

: I have brought you Topaz.

: Uhhhh....

: That was an oddly specific fortune that came true...

Rika! Kimiko! You're both alright!

: You're alright too, Topaz!

: What happened?

I was crystallized, lost my memory and wandered about, and then a beautiful goddess of love touched me and I felt something I never felt before!

: I'm jealous! Of the latter mostly!

: Where's Ririchiyo?

I thought that she was with you.

: Nope. Last I knew she was at the Colosseum with you.

Curses, she must still be there. No wonder she's in such peril! But we can't get there now. It's too heavily guarded.

: And I'm too hurt to fly next to it too. I'm going to take off as a result.

That's fine, though I may need a ride back to May.

: F-fine, but give me time to prepare first!

*Nina flies off with a floppy wing.*

: So who are you going to do next week? It's the special meganekko blog remember.

Ah yes. Meganekko day is a special day so it's a shame that Ririchiyo isn't here. But don't worry, I know EXACTLY who to do...

: Who?

Someone I should have done a long time ago....

==The Next Day==

*Topaz knocks on a door of a fairly average house. It is opened by a loli.*

Hello there. Is your meganekko "older sister" home?

: She is, not that I enjoy it. But if you promise to keep her busy I'll let you in!
Posted by emperortopaz | Jul 28, 7:49 AM | 0 comments
July 21st, 2016
This is the Three-hundredth-ninety-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.



*Topaz continues to climb up the super-high tower. He is nearing the building at the top, far above the clouds.*

Urrghh.. Ooofff... So.. Tiring.. Hard to... Summarize... But so... close...

*He eventually gets to the railing of the building and hops on. He pants as he sits for a short time.*

Man, I thought that was going to go on forever! I guess I got my exercise for the year, I hope.

*After resting he stands up and starts exploring. For some reason he doesn't find anyone.*

Hmmm... How unusual. I was expecting a girl to be at the top of the tower. Especially some type of catgirl, with a staff that they'd train me with.

???: I think that you've got the right franchise, but the wrong girl!

*Topaz is surprised at the female voice coming from behind him. He turns and sees a gigantic white bird with pink markings behind him.*

What the?!

???: I said you had the wrong girl in mind!

Well, there's that but I'm also surprised that you appeared and that you could talk.

???: Of course I can talk! I'm a person!

Are you some type of druid or...?

???: No, I'm...

*The bird lands beside Topaz and transforms. She becomes a human girl, though with big white wings.*

: NINA!

Doesn't ring any bells, sorry.

: WHAT?! But we had a lot of fun on our adventure together!

Nope.

: What happened, Ryu?

But I'm Topaz.

: Er, sorry about that. I guess your imprinting got to me. But still, you played my game so you should know who I am.

In all fairness I recently got trapped in crystal and lost my memory.

: Hey, something sorta similar happened to me too! Only I got transported through time and space. But don't worry, I had the other characters tell me how to produce the Tonic that saved me. And fortunately I happen to have all the ingredients here!

That's good, I was hoping I wouldn't have to reach into my pants.

: Couldn't you have worded that better?

Like "I didn't want to grab all the junk I keep in my pants?"

: I didn't mean MORE pervers as far as "better" goes!

*Nina goes over to a pot that happened to be simmering over a cooking fire.*

: Anyway, let's see here. I have to add some Root...

*Topaz watches her from the side.*

: P.Fish...

*Topaz snickers.*

"P".

: C.Nut...

*Topaz snickers more.*

"Nut."

*Nina starts to glare at Topaz being so immature.*

: and W.Ant.

*Topaz snickers.*

"Ant."

*He stops.*

Wait, that one isn't as silly.

*Nina stirs up the mixture and scoops it into a flask. She then hands it to Topaz.*

: Now drink this.

*He does so.*

: -but not all in one sitting. The P.Fish is poisonous, after all.

*Topaz falls to the floor, sweating profusely. A imagine scene of a cross section of his head causes fireworks to go off.*

: Are you alright?

*Topaz coughs a bit, but stands up with a determined thing.*

I have done a great wrong!

: What? Is the poison getting to your brain or something?

The exact opposite; I've never been thinking clearer! And I betrayed a friend last week. So I ask you, can you help him forgive me?

: Forgiveness is good, so I'll do anything you ask of me.

Allow me to massage your butt!

: WHAT?!

Massage your butt!

*The camera closes up on the winged princess's hiney, showing off it's surprising meatiness.*

: Get that camera out of there!

*The view returns to normal, and a cross-like anger mark appears on Nina's forehead. She tries to remain civil.*

: I won't do that. Try something else.

Well, I suppose that you can massage me instead.

: I don't know how that will help him...

-With your butt!

*Nina's eye twitches.*

: D-did I hear that right?

Of course!

: Then take THIS, you pervert!

*Nina slams her butt against Topaz's head, knocking him down and sitting on his face.*

MMMPHH!

: This is what perverts like you deserve!

*She continues to sit on his face for a few more minutes before getting up.

: There, did you learn your lesson?

I sure did. Asking for buttservice leads to buttservice!

: That's not what I was going for, but alright. And, as additional punishment you have to do my blog!

Alright. It's not like there's any other girls here. But don't think that you've got it just for that reason as...

Today's girl is:



Nina
from
Breath of Fire


...And she's a great girl!

: Thanks for that! Though it's a shame the picture isn't too great.

I know. It's a shame the series doesn't get a lot of art. Oh, and before anyone wonders while Nina is a franchise name I'll mainly be focusing on the original Breath of Fire. It's the one that I know the best.

Head
Hair: Nina doesn't have the best hair. It's short, barely reaching her shoulders in the back. It's also very curved, being spiked upward (especially in back). She has some hanging down on the sides by her ears and some in back. Nina also wears a headband, though she does have nice bangs. She does have a part with a long “middle” that's fairly common, but I suppose that in her time it was a lot less common. It's possible that her hair gets longer after a time skip, with the hairband being lowered and a more wispier-style. It does look like she's wearing some type of helmet or hat in her field sprite, but in battle her hair is really simplified. Overall not too bad but nothing outstanding either.
Grade: C+

Eyes: Nina has fairly fitting eyes. They're tarame and seem full of life and vitality, perfect for a healer. They're also a fair shade of blue, eventually matching her outfit which isn't bad. Her eyebrows do seem to change slightly in her older form, looking a little more mature. She also may have green eyes in some official art (or they put the wrong image on the page). She gets a lot more detail in the manga as well, but sadly she doesn't wear glasses.
Grade: B-

Face: Nina's face isn't bad either, being really cute but maturing slightly through plot. It is a bit basic, but matched a lot of faces from the time period. She has a somewhat noticeable nose, but it's not too bad in the game and manga. Not that it's hidden, but more that it fits her face well. She shows a lot of emotion in the manga as well, even if a good amount is anger. The angle of Nina's face does change between the two face sprites in the game so it looks like her mouth moves upward, but it's also because she has it open in her first one. Overall not bad. And the less we talk about the American box art the better...
Grade: B



Body
Build: Nina is a fairly nicely-shaped teen. That said it's possible for her to be 176 cm and 56 kg but I am uncertain about how accurate that is. But looking at her shape, she does look fairly thin. Especially around her waist. Her legs are fairly shapely, but that may just because Nina's outfit shows off her thighs. We do get a nice buttshot in the manga, showing that she has nice curve but it also removes her crack which is dumb. Of course the most noticeable things about Nina are her two wings. She was the first, and all Ninas that followed are part of the Wing Clan. They look really pretty and fluffy. I will also add that Nina becomes the token Airship as well, being able to become a gigantic bird to fly the party around. It's really cool, at least to me, but doesn't count as far as her score goes. Fortunately she still gets an alright score here.
Grade: B-

Breasts: This is one of the reasons I wouldn't consider Nina a “loli”. She doesn't have a flat chest. It's a bit more noticeable in the manga, especially when she's covering her otherwise bare chest with her arm (no nipples are seen). Her field sprite also seems to have a chest too, but I think that may just be her chestplate.
Grade: C

Clothes: Speaking of Nina's chestplate she does have a fairly cool outfit. It consists of a red leotard with high leg-holes and short sleeves, a gold chestplate with straps and decorations, blue thighhighs and almost knee-high red boots, and elbow-length white gloves. Once she becomes older her outfit becomes blue instead, which I do like more. Nina also wears various equipment, but like most games back then it didn't impact her battle or field sprites. That said she does still show her rapier, her weapon of choice. As far as the manga goes the only new outfit is some cute pajamas while sleeping. Helpful, but a bit more variety would have raised her score here more.
Grade: C+



Mind
Personality: Nina is very much your traditional JRPG white mage love interest. She's also a little bit spunky and independent, going off with a couple of soldiers to save her poisoned father (and king, making Nina a princess). They don't succeed but Ryu, the hero, comes to save them and defeats the Wizard that had poisoned her father. They return to her home city of Wyndia and Nina joins the party. She doesn't get too much characterization, that happens in older games, but another moment where she's a major part are the times where she gets involved with the Time Key. She gets trapped in a time portal trying to pull the key out and gets sent back in time several years. I guess she should have asked Lucca for help xD. But anyway, she develops amnesia and has to have the party find ingredients for a cure. After recovering she's able to become a Great Bird and also changes her attack animation. Her younger version teleports to the enemy and stabs it while the older version enhances the blade and swings at the enemy. I found it really interesting how it was changed. The final part I remember from her is the ending. Way back in the first quarter you have to deal with a giant dungeon-like robot, going into it and battling. However, it's implied that the robot has a mind of its own, disobeying the enemy's orders to attack the remaining twin town. Not only that, but after you shut it down for good the robot decides to help you by jumping into a volcano and allowing you to continue onward. Well, in the ending when you're returning characters back to their towns Nina stops at the volcano and pays her respects, even if silently. She then continues with Ryu to Wyndia and becomes the last member of the party to leave. Overall Nina is really quite likable, and the original one probably remains the one I know best (even if I've played III and IV). Oh and her hobby seems to be eating things, which is always cool but wasn't shown in the game that I can recall.
Grade: B

Libido: On one hand Nina is portrayed as Ryu, the lead's, main love interest. She doesn't admit it, though. She also doesn't tolerate perverts in the manga, attacking some Dark Dragons when they were caught watching her bathe in a lake (Ryu too). That said she is at least a bit more straightforward in that series. Nina seems to enjoy the wedding in the game too, and I guess I should count the fact that she can either give a massage or get a massage from an old creepy guy in Auria. I'm only mentioning that for completion, though (and there's a similar scene involving massages in a future game as well, IV I think.)
Grade: C

Age: Nina's official age is unknown. Or at least THIS Nina as the one from the second game is 17. Anyway, this Nina seems to start out younger than that, but gets transported back a few years and loses her memory. What I like about this is that it sorta gives her a bit of straight shota appeal as she does seem to be the main love interest (even if in the manga Bleu/Deis is flirtatious and the two butt heads a bit). Though it is unfortunate that they had to age her up, I guess.
Grade: B-

Total Grades: 59
Average score: 6.6
Final Grade: B-

And that's the blog for the week. What did you think?

: Better in some areas and worse in others. Sometimes the manga helped, while others it wasn't as helpful. Overall I guess I should be thankful since as a SNES sprite I wouldn't have had many points if not for that.

Right, even if I greatly enjoyed the game and have many fond memories. Especially because it was one of my first RPGs, and one of the few non-Nintendo ones I own for the SNES. But now what should I do with my newfound wisdom?

: Don't worry. I know exactly where to go. We shall visit the goddess of love. I'm sure that since you have recalled your memories you should remember her.

I don't know, there are a lot of lovely goddesses I know...

: I suppose so, but hop on as we fly upwards.

Further up than this?

: Yes. To the floating castle where she lives.

Sounds familiar somehow. But oh well. At least this way I won't have to climb up a pole.

*Nina becomes a bird and, with Topaz on her back, they fly upward. They eventually land on a floating island in the sky.*

Wow, this place seems really fancy! And so clean too!

: It should. Not many people are able to come up this way. Magic and machines are completely unable to come close to this place.

Isn't your transformation magic in a way?

: Apparently not. It doesn't cost MP anyway.

Fair point. So where is this goddess you keep on going on about?

: She's in here.

*They walk to a nearby (and only) building and enter. There, a girl with a large staff with a scorpion on it sits on a throne. She gets up when Topaz enters.*

: Welcome, keeper of Topaz. It has been a while...

I'm still not sure who you are.

: You do not recognize me? I suppose that I am not to your usual illustrations. Blame making it tradition to have original girls done in such a format. Except for that one Hiroko girl, but she had other differences. But I am MAY HYOU, goddess of Love and keeper of the Love Jade!

*The goddess May strikes a flashy pose. Sparkles appear before her face.*

Who?

*Both May and Nina pratfall from Topaz's confusion.*

: Grrr... Let's just say that we'll be changing a lot of things around her-NEXT TIME!
Posted by emperortopaz | Jul 21, 7:25 AM | 0 comments
July 14th, 2016
This is the Three-hundredth-ninety-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz springs upward from a reclined position. He looks around and finds himself in a cabin of sorts, resting in a bed.*

What happened?!

: You expect me to know? All I know is that I fished you out of the water nearby. You must have been tempted by my “custom lure”.

*Misty giggles to herself.*

And you brought me here to recover?

: That I did. Luckily there wasn't a gang of Spearows out hunting you.

I agree, I can't even RIDE a bike! But it still feels like there's something or someone after me...

: I'm sure it's just in your head.

Perhaps, but I can't remember anything...WAIT!

*Misty jumps from his sudden outburst.*

I got hit by a scooter, then a guitar several times, and then thrown off a bridge by someone who disliked their blog.

: B-blog? What do you mean by that?

Apparently I do blogs on anime girls on internet. It happens every week.

: I see, I see... Any clues on who it might be?

My amnesia seems to be blocking any specific examples, but I have a feeling that a great many characters may have been angry at me.

*Topaz gets out of the bed.*

Well, I thank you for your service, but I think I should be going.

*His legs wobble and he can barely stand. He falls back, sitting on the bed.*

: You aren't going anywhere like that. While you may think that you're alright to travel, there's no way that an idiot like you could ever make it! Not with all the commotion that's happening outside these days.

Commotion?

: Yeah! It seems like there's some arena machine stomping around, with a queen taking command. I'd be careful even if you were in full health.

So what should I do?

: Well, I contacted some couriers to transport you. But until they arrive...

*Misty's eyes dart toward Topaz, trying not to make eye contact in a shy manner.*

: How about you do a blog on me?

Sure! Hopefully it will help out with my memory. I'm sure that a character that seems as seeped in my brain as you might jog a few memories. And as said...

Today's girl is:



Misty (Kasumi)
from
Pokémon


Hey, you don't mind if I call you “Misty”, right?

: I don't. I figure that more of your readers would be confused if you didn't. Wait a minute, why did you use the older version of me there?

Even though you are likely popular, finding a good official image that was big enough was somewhat difficult.

Head
Hair: One of Misty's most signature features is her hair. She has short orange hair and it is usually kept in a side tail. I'm not a big fan of the style and the band is bland (though I imagine it's to keep her character model simple). Her bangs are spiky but overall bland, and she seems to have gaps above each eye. She really doesn't have much on her sides either, at least in her basic version. While this would normally be bad Misty at least has a lot of variety. In the anime she has different styles on occasion, including things like bun-hair and possibly wearing a wavy wig while being a mermaid. I say a wig as her hair extends to her waist and prior to that when she had her hair down it only came to her shoulders or so.
Outside of the anime there's a few interesting factors with Misty's hair. In the original games, as they were only in black and white or so, Misty's hair was sorta gray. It was still officially orange, as seen in the more-colored Yellow. Likewise the manga series are the same, being black or grey due to the limitations but still being orange on the color pages. Of note is that in Adventure Misty has much blunter hair. Not exactly a hime cut, but her hair has many more straight lines. I'll also compliment Dengeki Pikachu for the deep black and cooler hair style as she has a thinner tail, better sides, and a long point in front. Oh, and in the Johto games Misty changes her hair. It's down and drooped over her shoulders, grooming it forward under her ears. Her hair is still spiky in front, perhaps even spikier. Finally, her hair seems to get either darker (becoming a darker orange or brown) in the main games while Pokémon Colosseum 2 has her looking redder.
Grade: C+

: Oof, looks like I'm off to a rough start. I though you'd said you'd praise me!

It's more of a description and pointing out features that interest me more than anything. Sadly your hair is quite poor for my tastes.

: Harumph!

Eyes: Misty doesn't have bad eyes, but they are somewhat odd. They seem tall, but that's mainly because her eyes are narrow in a vertical fashion. I'm not that big of a fan of narrow eyes as they don't look as great as the rounder versions. Speaking of being rounded, she does seem to have a tarame though it is hard to tell. Maybe she does have a tsurime in Origins, but it is sorta hard to tell and we don't see her much. I will mention that the manga versions have improved eyes; Adventures seem to have a more triangular upper arch and fairly nice eyelashes on the side, while Dengeki Pikachu has her having much fuller-looking eyes. Sadly she never seems to wear glasses, with the closest being some eye-hiding sunglasses she wears in an early episode and then some goggles she wears around her neck for a disguise.
Grade: C

: Well exCUSE me for not wearing glasses!

I know. It's a shame as the Dengeki version should have. It was by the guy who wrote G-On Riders, so you could tell he was a fan of girls in glasses.

: I wish you would stop mentioning that horrible series. The Pikachu one, not the one I don't know about.

I likely won't. It was one of my first manga so it holds a special place in my heart.

Face: Like with her eyes, Misty's face isn't too interesting. The main thing is that her eyes being narrow does make the gap between them more noticeable. That said her face also has a lot of positives. She has a small dot nose which I really like and a fairly cute smile when she has it. Though the open-mouth smile in the games do look a bit phoned-in. I do like her expressions in Stadium 2, either looking smug or compassionate. Her cheeks and chin aren't as pronounced as some other 90's shows, though it is still there. It could be because she's younger than a lot of those characters, but I can't be sure. Origins doesn't do her any favors, as her face seems smaller and as a result she looks really masculine for some reason. Luckily she isn't around too much in that series. Speaking of “masculine” I should mention that the slapstick Pokémon Pocket Monsters manga she nearly looks like a Dragon Ball girl (which isn't a compliment, I'd say).
Grade: C+

: You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say that you were trying to anger me on purpose.

How so?

: Take a look at all those low scores!

Fair point, but don't worry. They're more because your head doesn't appeal to me much than any sort of spite. You just happened to have a lot of features I'm not too fond of, but I'm sure that there are others who would give you a fighting chance.

: Whatever. Just continue with your dumb blog.

==Meanwhile, At Aldra's fortress==
*Aldra is sitting on her throne.*

: AIRI!

*The maid shows up.*

: Yes? What is it?

: Have we found Topaz's body yet?

: Sadly no, but we are working at it non-stop!

: Good good. And have we gained a lot more statues for my “exhibits”?

*Airi averts her eyes, sweating a bit.*

: Airi, be honest with me!

: We have collected no crystalline statues..

: WHAT? But we have been stomping around for a couple weeks now. Are you saying that there's NO ONE we've come across?

: Well, there have been... but...

: BUT WHAT?

*Aldra comes close to Airi.*

: They keep on being saved at the last minute...

: H-HOW?!

: Seems that some guy and his dark-haired companion have been saving them.

*Aldra knocks over a nearby table while Airi covers her face with her arms.*

: There is ONLY one guy around that would defy me in such a way. It's obviously TOPAZ!

: But that's impossible! We saw him get crystalized!

: There's no other explanation. And that dark-haired companion is obviously that Ririchiyo! Gwaahh!

*Aldra holds her head in her hand.*

: A-are you alright?

: I'm fine. Leave me be. Go check out the living captives, if you want to feel important.

: If you wish me to.

*She flies off, but unknown to Aldra she melts into the wall outside her room. She continues to eavesdrop.*

: Listen... Stop taking over my body...

???: But your plans have been ineffective. Have you seen how poor those three have been?

: I don't remember YOURS finding Topaz either.

???: True, so let us fix that. ETHER!

*Ether spins down a pole as per her usual entrance.*

Ether: Ara? What task does the wonderful Aldra-sama have for me?

*Aldra coughs a few times.*

: I have received news that Topaz may still be alive. As a result you should go to his house and eliminate anyone there.

Ether: Ufufu, sounds like a great plan. Hmmm?

*Ether takes out her pole and slams it against the wall. She nearly touches where Airi is, making the ghostly maid jump slightly.*

Ether: Hmmm, must have just been my imagination.

*Ether leaves as Airi rushes to the prison hold.*

: Hmm? Doth thou have some news?

: Ah, so you must have been stationed here after the fight.

: It is a frivolous duty for a knight of my standing, but I shalt not cross my lord's orders.

*Seeing it is safe a mysterious, yet familiar girl gets out of the shadows. Once she shows her face the sound of a studio audience cheering is heard.*

: Is there some news on Topaz?

: Yes. Not only does Aldra force me to tell her about about the mysterious man roaming about but she's going to strike your house too.

: Not my house! I need that for living! N-not necessarily with Topaz-er, I mean...

: Yes yes, I know I know.

: Thine cheeks fluster more when speaking of Topaz than if thou wouldst have a cold.

: S-shut up! I just don't want the kitchen destroyed again.

: Whatever. I just figured that you would like to know.

: I'd rather be able to leave this place.

: Sorry, but I can't have Aldra catch you. Since Topaz is away she may try to extract the demon form from YOU instead. Until then, stay here hidden.

: I sure hope that Topaz comes to get me soon, if he really is alive...

Body
Build: Misty isn't exactly curvy, but she does have her appeal. Unfortunately she's somewhat short, but at least she's still taller than Ash. While her legs look alright, especially in the more fanservice-y shots (they have a nice line to them) her arms do suffer as they look somewhat noodle-like and straight. And even then her legs aren't THAT impressive either. I will add that her navel does look better, being that her most iconic outfits tend to expose her midriff. While Misty does wear shorts she doesn't have too many buttshots though (that I can remember). One particularly memetic one is when Ash happens to look to the side while eating as she passes by, giving the impression that he's looking at her butt. I will say that she looks MUCH better in Dengeki Pikachu. Her thighs and butt are shown off much better, though sadly her butt is still somewhat flat. In fact I used to trace this one full page image of her into my notebooks (though it was from the front so I am ashamed of what I did).
Grade: B-

: Wait, if you lost your memory how do you remember things like that.

I do get bits and pieces of memory, but not enough to identify myself. My pieces are just good for blog information it seems.

: Fair point, but do you really have to embarrass yourself like that?

Well, I say ashamed but that's mainly because I only liked breasts way back then. Now my tastes have evolved, as they normally do. Sad that fanservice shows seem to have done the opposite...

Breasts: I wouldn't say Misty is flat, but she is on the lower end. She does have some curve, make no mistake. Just not enough to give her cleavage, even when wearing bikinis (though in all fairness May does not have any either). I will mention that the international versions of the “Misty's Tears” were altered as she was technically topless in the Japanese version (the angle is from the side and most of her chest is covered by her arm). I'd make a joke about Manji symbols and censorship, but that would be getting off track. Then again the TCG didn't know what to do with Misty, as she seems to be bustier on her “Misty's Wrath” card yet completely flat on the non-holographic “Misty” card. Must be due to the outfits she's wearing. Oh, and at one point in the anime she wears a zipped coat with Pikachu and Togepi inside.
Getting to the other Anyway, in Origins Misty seems to be bustier, but as she looks older in general I guess this fits. Adventures really doesn't really show off her chest much either, though at least she doesn't keep balls there. Finally I should mention that she is really busty in Dengeki Pikachu. At least for her normal version. In fact in one scene edited out of the American releases she tries to use “evolving” hot springs to make her chest bigger.
Grade: B-

: I can only imagine how much bigger of a pervert you would be HAD that scene been in. Disgusting.

I will admit that I was quite the pervert in those days, and desperate so I'm not sure what would have happened. Especially with some of the, er, art I “altered” in notebooks that I had finally unearthed. Though to be fair I was at a very impressionable age then.

: So what, you blame ME for your dumb breast fixation.

Not at all. The fact that they put you in a wet suit hurt your chances quite a bit. Gary's sister May on the other hand... Well, let's just say that she has large breasts, long dark hair, and perhaps a shotacom personality. If she did wear glasses a lot of my fetishes would be explained with a single manga character.

Clothes: Oh man, this is perhaps Misty's best area. Misty's most well known outfit is her yellow tanktop that shows her middle, red suspenders, and blue shorts. She also wears sneakers, but as far as footwear goes I only care for bare or sock-wear among things go. Later on she wears a yellow vest-like top that's buttoned in the front, a large red sash as a belt, and very tight looking shorts that nearly look like yellow spats. Or maybe the red is an undershirt, it's hard to tell. Then, even later she wears a yellow hooded shirt, again lacking sleeves, blue shorts, and a white belt with pink buckle. As far as the games go, she wears a black-ish strapless bikini in RB, a bikini with a white top in Yellow, a blue bikini with wristbands in FRLG, and what seems to be a white one-piece with hip-length jacket in the Johto games (GSC seems to make the top part more red, but I think that's just an effect to show shading). She also has official art in a red and white bikini as well as the yellow ones in the TCG with her badge on them. She also has a strapless orange top as well. Misty also seems to wear a blue bikini with a white stripe in Origins. Speaking of manga, I haven't read much of Adventures but it seems she wears a tanktop with short straps and shorts as a usual outfit. She also has a flowing gown which looks nice too. In Dengeki Pikachu she starts out wears a low-cut shirt, a jacket, and shorts. She then gets a more classic look, though for whatever reason her shirt has a zipper and is really quite short. Her shorts also had to be altered as she wore a more V-shaped cut. Speaking of censorship in that manga they took her sling swimsuit-like outfit and turned it into a wetsuit for the American release.
Ahem, well, now that we've finished the games, manga, and basic outfit it's time to discuss Misty's clothing. While not comprehensive I imagine I did manage to find a list of what she wore in the long anime series. So let's begin: Misty has worn a yukata with what seems to be koi or goldfish on it (or that's at least what the red splotches look like), a stage dress that looks like a Goldeen showgirl, a pink kimono with crown, an elegant red dress with mink collar in an imagine spot, a red Chinese dress, a red bikini as well as pink or yellow or green, a mermaid outfit with a shell bra, a red shirt with a striped pink jacket over it and said jacket has an Electrode pocket, and both a Team Rocket outfit and a Nurse Joy outfit (though not in the same episode). While there's probably more, a lot more, I can't remember them too well or don't feel like looking too hard for images. Overall she does really nicely and besides showing off her body all the swimsuits also show that she's a Water trainer.
Grade: A

==Meanwhile==
*Kimiko and Rika are exploring a near-labyrinthian library.*

: So you're sure that the sages are here?

: That's what my app said.

: Please tell me that's not that one app that allows you to catch monsters.

: Of course not. Topaz is supportive of his friends!

: I guess. But I just hope that these “sages” are better than that one mysterious egg-shaped guy with the Super Dragon Balls.

: Hey, at least he liked us! Even if it was the wrong place again.

*They hear some voices.*

???: These snacks are divine! Om nom nom.

???2: Hey, don't eat them all!

: That must be them!

: I don't know, they sound sorta young to be “sages”.

: Are you kinda young to be drinking?

: Eh, time is silly.

*Rika and Kimiko eventually arrive at the sages. They see three light-haired girls sitting around a table, which is filled with various sweets. One of the girls stops the other from using her bitey mouth to eat everything while the third cringes at Rika's entrance.*

: Ugh. Am I going to have to quarter war injuries again? Because I do NOT want more wounded people in here!

: I THOUGHT I recognized your voice. Man, it's been what.. A couple years since we saw each other last?

: At least. And here I thought that I was going to get peace and quiet for once.

: Wait, so you guys know each other?

: I'm surprised you don't know me.

*The gothloli waves her hair in an elegant manner.*

: Some call me the Golden Fairy, others just use my name of “Victorique”. But with these three I am the Sage of Mystery!

: That sounds like a corny title.

: Wait, there's only three of you.

*The girl trying to stop the other from stuffing herself looks up and starts speaking.*

: Ah yes. The fourth sage couldn't make it today. Shame as I like the Sage of Machines.

*She stops to greet the newcomers.*

: I suppose I shall have to introduce myself as well. I am Kazuki, the Sage of Biology. My favorite food is Yuuji.

: Who is Yuuji?

: Her little brother.

: No wonder Empry likes you then.

*The third girl, clad in nun clothes swallows a mouthful of food before speaking.*

: And I'm Index! They call me the Sage of Magic because I have 103,000 ancient tomes in my brain!

: So these are the sages. A shame, I was expecting a certain meganekko cat girl or maybe a pajama-wearing librarian.

: You and your perverted thoughts.

: Anyway, since you came here I expect that you're in need of our advice.

*She stuffs at least two more pastries in her mouth before being stopped by Kazuki.*

: What did I tell you? At least save some for our fourth member.

: MMMpphhh-mmmphhh.

: Swallow before you speak.

*Index does so.*

: I said I thought that the Sage of Machines wasn't coming.

: She still sent a proxy from her series! So mind your manners!

: You'll have to excuse them. They aren't used to company.

*She elegantly drinks her tea.*

: So a fourth girl is coming then? I wonder who it could be. I hope she's a curvy, cute girl!

???: I am ONE of those things!

*Kimiko turns around, only to see an old lady hovering on a ball. Her expression sinks.*

: Oh.. How disappointing...

: That's no way to treat your elders, young lady!

*The old lady bops Kimiko on the head.*

: So what is it that you two seek?

: We're looking for Topaz!

*Kimiko sits up, rubbing a bump on her head.*

: Yeah! And the other Sages aren't being helpful!

: What is a “Topaz”, and is it tasty?

: Don't eat him. And that includes biting his head. Even if he may deserve it.

: He's a companion of ours that was sent flying. We know he's alive, but can't get a good trace on him for some reason.

: I see now. You need the might of my crystal ball. Oh ho ho. You should be glad that I am in a good mood and won't charge you for this.

: Good, because we forgot any cash.

*Baba places the crystal ball on the table and starts using it.*

: This is very unscientific...

: QUIET! I must have absolute silence!

*She waves her fingers over the ball.*

: Hmmm, let's see here. I can see the one that you love returning in a fortnight. He shall be in the arms of an angel, though a creature of Wraith shall be following shortly after. Not only that, but this “Topaz” shall have to look within himself and face his fears before facing a powerful advisory. Then, from the looks of things, the shadows of the Past shall creep upon him.

: Can we get the non-overly vague version?

: From what I understand Topaz will be returned home sometime in two weeks.

: And all the rest?

: Well, I have to keep SOME mystery. I don't want to spoil you or the readers...

*Rika sighs.*

: Well, I guess we got what we paid for. Guess we'll be going now.

: Let's hope the return trip doesn't take as long!

*The two take off, waving goodbye to the sages.*

Mind
Personality: Misty is an extremely classic character. At least for me, as she was one of the first tsunderes I saw. And she's not a good one either, often being the one to drag Brock away or scold Ash on his lack of experience. She does try to be kind, but she gets easily agitated or frustrated and thus ruins her cute facade. Fortunately she does seem to calm down a bit by the time she stops being Ash's companion. She's also the youngest of four sisters, often called the “runt” or something similar. She does enjoy feminine things, such as shopping and cute Pokémon and seems to dislike most Bug-types. Or at least the ones she's not friends with, aren't “cute”, or are distinctly not bug-looking (such as Pineco). She also dislikes carrots and peppers. As far as Pokémon go Misty tends to favor Water-types, as is fitting for her gym being Water-type. Her ace tends to be Starmie and is likely the hardest one to face in RBY early on (Brock is difficult only if you have Charmander or don't have something better in Yellow). Oddly she tends to use Staryu far more in the anime, despite still having Starmie. Another of her more famous anime Pokémon is Psyduck, which is a thorn in her side at times as it randomly caught itself and pops out at random times. She also attempts to purposely give it headaches to activate the Psychic abilities, and there's a episode where she thinks it finally evolved (It was just a wild Golduck that likes to show off for female trainers). Of course we can't forget about her Togepi, which imprinted on Misty when she shoved the other characters out of the way. It was a crybaby for a while and the metronome was used as a deus ex machina occasionally. It is also famous for being potentially evil and annoying. Other Pokémon Misty has includes Goldeen, Horsea, Politoed, Gyarados, and Luvdisc. The Gyarados is interesting as she once climbed into the mouth as one as a child. Oh, and Misty's voice isn't too different between the Japanese and English-language versions (to the point I think that was intentional) but the Japanese VA does seem to be calmer. There's probably a lot of other differences between the versions, such as Misty outright slapping Ash on their first meeting,
Misty in the games is fairly similar, though she describes herself as having an all-out offense with Water-types. This is despite buffing her Starmie with Harden or X Defends. Her team becomes more interesting as the games go on, gaining a Quagsire for the electric immunity in GSC, using Water Pulse instead of Bubble Beam in FRLG and on, using a Rain Dance team in Stadium 2 (with a lot of interesting picks for round 2 like Nidoqueen or Dragonair), and having really neat teams using new Pokémon in the rematches in HGSS and the tournament in BW2. It's also said that she trains at Seafoam islands, though the Pokémon mansion would be easier I imagine. Overall, while not one of my favorite character archetypes I will say that Misty has a lot of nostalgia for me. She was the original travel companion and, while not too difficult in the games, I do remember trying to use anime/manga logic and brought a Magikarp to her gym thinking I'd have an advantage. This was the days before I knew better, so it was a level 5 and there was nothing I could do xD.
Grade: B-

: Man, you were an idiot back then.

What do you expect? It was twenty years ago and I was barely into RPGs at that time. The internet didn't exist for up-to-date strategies either. Though I do hope that Starmie gets a Mega as it's a cool Pokémon and I like it a lot. Plus all the Gyms should have their signature mons become mega in rematches.

: Isn't Starmie broken enough?

Wasn't Gengar? Or Mewtwo?

: Fair point. But considering they've had me use Blastoise in the Stadium series and Black and White they'll probably have me use his mega instead.

Fair enough. But I hope they change his attacks to actually come out of his giant cannon in the future.

Libido: Good lord. Misty, being Ash's first companion is probably the one most consistently paired with him. At least as far as the people who watched the first seasons. It was at least my first experience with a love-dumb protagonist as well as the tsundere stereotype. That's probably the biggest reason that the two never officially got together. Not that I mind either way, I'm not a major shipper and am just explaining these things. I'll also add that there were a lot of English-language songs that are REALLY trying to push the two together, so I don't know if the dub added anything or not. She does seem to tease him a bit more in Dengeki Pikachu.
There also seems to be a lot of other pairings as well. As far as canon things from the games we do see Misty out on a date at the cape in Gen 2, while in Fire Red and Leaf Green the Fame Checker mentions she wants the cape to be a major dating spot. Said Fame Checker also mentions that she idolizes Lorelei of the Elite Four. I imagine it's just due to a lot of her Pokémon being water-type, and it is definitely not a romantic relationship. Other famous shipping that my sources have mentioned include Brock, Tracey, Gary, May and her brother, and various guys of the week. Her odder pairings also include Ash's Pikachu and Suicune, the latter seeming to come from Adventure. I'll never understand how people randomly decide these things... Speaking of Adventure though, as Red and Ash are two separate characters I'll add that Misty does have feelings for Red in that manga.
Grade: B-

: Y-you don't need to mention such embarrassing things!

Apparently the only one who doesn't notice is Ash, though. It's fairly obvious your crush on him.

: GRR, get on with the blog or I'll CRUSH you!

But I doubt you have Wax and Limestone. But hey, if you get three blue energy cards and your boyfriend Acid Rain will fall!

: I have no idea what you're talking about, but I somehow still feel like I should punch you. I won't, but don't test me further.

Age: The anime early on states that Misty is 10. Seems the dub avoided this though, as even back then shows were heavily censored. Either way this places her at about Ash's age. However, if she's 10 during the events of RBY or FRLG that puts her at 13 in GSC or HGSS. Not much of a difference, but it helps slightly. Also helping is the fact that she points out being twelve in Dengeki Pikachu, using it as a reason why Ash has to listen to her.
Grade: C

Total Grades: 61
Average score: 6.8
Final Grade: B-

And that's the blog for the week!

: Grrr! That's a pretty bad score!

I'm surprised as I was expecting it to be worse. I do usually prefer the other girls, including most of the female Gym Leaders.

: Then why did you even do me?

I suppose that the franchise means a lot. And while you weren't my favorite my traced art of you certainly left a lot of memories in my youth.

: I guess that's fine then. But since you're remembering things why don't you get out of here. I heard the motorcycle courier drive up, so you should be on your way.

Hopefully nothing happens to you by me being here. Saying goodbye is always hard, but I do hope you live your life well.

: You too!

*Topaz exits the cabin and Misty lets out a sigh.*

: Well, I suppose that he wasn't the one I had feelings for. Sure seemed like it for a bit, but I guess it was something else.

==Meanwhile, At Aldra's fortress==

Barta: Aldra-sama!

*She salutes Aldra.*

: What is it, Barta. You better have a good reason to interrupt my rest.

*Barta throws two girls who are tied up on the floor.*

: I still do not understand.

Barta: I was reading Topaz's “blog” or whatever. Anyway, it seems that he was in the care of a motorcycle rider. As such I brought several to you.

: Ugh! I wasn't taking any guys out on the road. And don't mess up my Katana!

: Careful. I was under the impression that she was from a slice of life, but it seems that she has a sword.

: Not that sort of Katana.

: You better not have messed up my bike either. It's custom made to fight the Boomers!

Barta: Those sound like easily defeated Forest creatures.

: Enough of these misunderstandings. It seems that neither of these girls has Topaz.

Barta: I did try to catch that one shadowy rider, but she was too fast for me. She didn't seem to have anyone either.

: Blast it! Where could Topaz be! It's like he's always right under our noses, but at the last second he disappears!

Barta: So shall I dispose of these girls?

: Meh, I don't care. They could still be useful, so put them in the prison with the others.

Posted by emperortopaz | Jul 14, 9:16 AM | 0 comments
July 7th, 2016
Anime Relations: FLCL
This is the Three-hundredth-ninety-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

==At Topaz's house==

*Kimiko enters Topaz's house.*

: I told you not to call me that.

*Sorry.*

: Sure sure. Just don't do it again. Now, where is that Rika?

*Kimiko goes through the rooms and finds Rika. The floor around her is littered with bottles.*

: Not so loud...

: Don't tell me that you've been drinking the whole time that Empry has been gone!

: Alright, so I won't tell you. But I will say that I slept some of the time.

: Glasses! Now who is going to tell me who won at the arena this year?

: If it's that important, why didn't you watch it?

: I had other things to deal with first. Seems there's a lot of people wrecking stuff in Gensokyo and they wanted to make sure that they had all the help they could use.

: And how useful were you?

: Well, let's just say that my being here wasn't my own choice...

: Oh ho ho. I understand exactly what you mean.

: But it's a shame that I can't watch the battle now.

: Don't worry, I managed to record it.

*Críet shows up behind them in the doorway, making Topaz jump slightly.*

: I wasn't expecting anyone else here! Since when did Empry get a maid?

: She's been around for a few months now.

: Anything else big happen while I was gone?!

: Sadly Oniisama got tired of blogging and is taking a short break. Said the universe needed recovering or something after a mecha exploded.

: Luckily Topaz still seems to be doing his. Though I can't be sure, it's just a feeling I have. And as said I recorded the match. Would you like to watch?

: Of course I would!

: I suppose I should watch too....

*The three make popcorn and sit down. They watch Topaz defeat Setsuna, Centorea, Annelotte, and Undyne.*

: Wow! Topaz is really doing well this year.

: I guess all that battling recently came in handy. And look, he's facing off against that Menace girl that Zettai-niisama did as a first blog. *munch munch.*

*They continue watching.*

: Wow, that was a quick battle! Though I would say that my brown butt is much better.

: Hers is bigger though.

: Not by much, and her chest is far bigger so I obviously have the best tushie! *munch munch*

: Hey, look! He's won so Aldra is coming out now!

*The trio watch in awe and silence at Topaz's loss last week. A piece of popcorn even falls out of one of their mouths to the ground with a thud, easily heard in the otherwise quiet room.*

: S-seems like the winner is Aldra. And I'm getting out of here before things become even stranger!

: TOPAZ! Do something!

: What do you want me to do? It's not like we're versions of the same person that Empry split off so that he could become a god. I don't die when he does.

: If that was true, I would hope that doesn't mean I have to go around in a turban...

: Putting those jokes aside we'd better get to Gensokyo!

: But I already came from there! He's not there, I can assure you.

: Really REALLY?

: I'm sure!

: They did mention that, since he's merely crystalized and not dead he wouldn't go there.

: See? We need to find his body first.

: But it fell in like the middle of nowhere. How are we going to find him?

: You could go consult the sages...

: Who are the sages?!

: What's this adding silly plots now. We aren't even main characters!

: Regardless I heard that there is a group of sages that, collectively, know everything.

: Sounds like a waste of time...

: Waste or not, it's our best shot at finding Topaz before Aldra and her cronies! We should leave immediately!

*Topaz-er, Kimiko, picks up Rika and heads out.*

: HEY! I'm not travel size. You can't just pick me up and drag me somewhere!

: But we have to find these sages of great knowledge, and hurry!

: Sigh... I guess I have to wait here. Again...

==Meanwhile, back with the true Topaz==

*Topaz is travelling down a barren bridge leading away from the forest he landed in. He staggers as he walks slowly. As he walks, he barely hears a radio playing faintly. He then hears a motor roaring, nearing closer as the radio becomes louder and louder. Eventually he turns around just in time to get clobbered across the face. He falls back and rolls, taking 11 damage.*

OUCH! Why would you do something like that?!

*The girl on the scooter finally stops and, placing her guitar on her shoulder, turns to Topaz.*

Posted by emperortopaz | Jul 7, 8:13 AM | 0 comments
June 30th, 2016
This is the Three-hundredth-ninety-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

: W-W-WELCOME BACK EVERYOONNEEE!!!

*Crowd cheers.*

: That's right! As you may have seen last week, Topaz managed to defeat Undyne in the final battle of this year's Colosseum match. As a result he now has a right to challenge the owner of the competition Aldra. However, in his way stands a new challenger. That's right, the dark-skinned Egyptian! Considered a Menace to herself and all others, we have MENACE!

*Crowd cheers.*

: I am not quite as bad as that makes me sound...

I think that Koto was making fun of your name.

: Then it is fortunate that I did not understand it then.

: I'm glad myself as well. And really, I'm just trying to get the crowd pumping, so don't mind me being a little bit energetic.

I blame changes through translations.

: True. At least they didn't force me to wear less revealing clothes and have people comment on how it looks “better” somehow. But as you viewers can see, we're no longer at the Forge Arena. Good thing too, I think that my replacement was starting to reek. But anyway, this time we're seeing the grand opening of the Terrain Arena! Though don't confuse that with the Grand Arena, folks!

*The camera does a sweeping shot of the arena, showing off the dirt ground and various outcroppings of rock.*

Is this another redesigned Pokémon battlefield? Like from the anime or something?

: Do not be silly. Aldra planned it out herself.

I suppose, and judging by your outfit we must be playing a children's card game or something. I just hope that motorcycles are involved...

: Excuse me? Card-games? Motor-cycles? I know not of your modern luxuries, but I assure you that this battlefield is just for fighting.

: Well then, how about we get right to the roughing around!

: No, I am quite interested in what this young boy thinks about me. Especially as, like Melona before me, it would not be my first blog.

True as Zettai did you a long time ago.

: It will be a shame if he actually does stop blogging...

I agree!

: But it is not time for wallowing. Converse about me, Topaz!

Sounds like a good plan. And as you audience members have heard...

Today's girl is:



Menace
from
Queen's Blade


Head
Hair: Menace's hair is probably her best asset for me and is really quite great. The biggest problem is that it's short, being a bob cut that doesn't even reach her shoulders. The good thing is that I do enjoy the bob-cut style, and it looks really pretty on Menace. Reminds me a bit of Anri from Durarara too. It's also a great black color, which is my favorite hair color too. While there is a slight center gap due to her headdress she has blunt bangs which looks fitting for such a royal girl. Speaking of her headdress it looks really cool, fitting her Egyptian design with a lot of little details. I find the groups of tassels on the sides to be cute, and the big golden figure in front certainly fits Menace. Overall this is really great! Oh, and Player 2 Menace in the games lacks the golden figure and has a more tiara-like headress (compared to other girls changing color schemes this might seem boring, but keeping Menace's hair black is cool).
Grade: A

Eyes: Menace has blue tarame eyes. While they aren't awful, do realize that a LOT of Queen's Blade girls have blue eyes so that hurts her score. It's over-saturization and all that. The shape of her eyes are pretty, but outside of preferring tsurime eyes I'd say that they'd fit her royal standing a lot better. Though I guess she is a fairly laid-back girl so such eyes do fit.
Grade: B-

Face: Menace's face is, well... To be fair Queen's Blade suffers a lot here. The facial designs aren't to my liking as they aren't that “cute”. Menace's face is fairly average, though. It's not like she looks manly or anything, but she does have a lot of problems. The biggest is that she has a somewhat large nose, or at least an easily noticeable one. She also either wears lipstick or has very pronounced lips. That said her face does look a bit more rounded in the game books, namely her soft-looking cheeks (er, the ones on her face). Her cheeks are sleeker in the anime, though to be fair it does look better at least to me. Maybe her mouth is too close to the bottom of her chin or something, I can't be sure. But while she's nowhere near “ugly” she does have a lot of problems here.
Grade: C+

Body
Build: Probably the first thing to mention is that Menace has dark skin. It looks really great. Measurement-wise Menace is a bit short, only being 157 cm (though that's only short for an adult). Her three sizes are 90/58/85. While he just BARELY manages the 5 cm parometer I judge for a true hourglass figure it would be far better if Menace had bigger hips. Especially her bum, of course. The reason, besides showing it off in general because Queen's Blade is a good fanservice show, is that Menace is sorta one of the butt girls of the series. She shows off her nice and round cheeks quite a bit, with a particularly great close-up in the second season's ED. The rest of Menace's body isn't bad either, especially her thick-looking thighs, and she does headbutt and know a lot of unarmed martial arts which could be counted here. Overall she's an extremely attractive and curvy figure that is known more for her butt. If only it was bigger (and while wishful thinking it would be great if her butt became bigger than her chest size for another 90HB exception).
Grade: B

Breasts: Menace's 90 cm chest isn't too bad. They're large, but considering the series that doesn't mean too much. She's overall fairly average here, I'd say. Her nipples are shown, but nothing too interesting to say about that. I could say that she would need a bit more support though, but that's for the next area.
Grade: B

Clothes: Menace has an interesting main outfit. It consists of a jeweled necklace on top (with a bit of fabric in back), long bandages on her forearms, striped panties that are often wedged up her butt, and sandals with bands going up her legs. On one hand, I really like the Egyptian motif of it. It's a cool theme that isn't seen a lot in anime, and shows off her backstory well. Speaking of BACKstory of course I really like her striped panties as they show off her butt really well. What I don't approve of is her top. Namely that it's a metal necklace and is stiff, so it's common for Menace to show off her exposed chest more than she might intend. I really dislike it and it drags her whole score down (though not too much). It's so bad that in the games they had to give Menace a striped bikini top to wear underneath, just to keep her from flashing more than she may intend. Rebellion's outfit is even worse; it consists of a MUCH smaller top that just covers her nipples with the least amount of clothing, her arm bandages are much longer and fuller, and she wears a tapestry on her lower half (hopefully just in the front). She also has a choker and arm bands for more decoration. As far as variety goes, like most of the girls in the first season Menace wears a school uniform in the specials and a bikini in the second season's. She also has a few more swimsuits in official art, the notable ones being a sling swimsuit and a tiger striped one with tails and ears. Basically Menace's lower body is fine, but I would have liked her to not be showing constant underboob and wear something under her necklace.
Grade: C

Mind
Personality: Menace was originally the princess of the kingdom of Amara. No, not the Ice/Rock dinosaur. It's an ancient kingdom that has long since been destroyed. You see, Menace was a frivolous royal, caring more for her parties and massages than running the kingdom. As a result a close friend Anarista locked Menace inside the slave chambers where she eventually died. Afterward Anarista betrayed the kingdom and it fell into enemy hands. However, the Swamp Witch revived Menace to do her bidding. Even though she's a thrall to the Swamp Witch she would rather see her kingdom of Amara recover. Since we first see her she has rebuilt it somewhat, now having a population of nearly one hundred citizens. Each of which is loved by Menace with her whole heart.
Backstory aside Menace is a pretty great character. She's focused on her goal and has learned from her mistakes as well, becoming a great queen. She also goes at her own pace, being really relaxed. That said, even if she's gentle she is very powerful. She has a lot of magical abilities, including being able to mind control others and resurrect those from the dead. She also has a talking staff named “Cetra” (though sometimes he's called “Setra”, I don't know which is more official) though she tends to use him as a mace more often. She's also really good at marial arts, especially hand-to-hand as she enjoys practicing it. She also enjoys oil massages and dislikes people who don't do as she says. Oh and speaking of her combat I don't know Fist of the North Star/Hokuto no Ken but it seems that Menace's VA is a big fan of it. Whether by her intervention or otherwise a lot of Menace's attacks or poses from the games seem to come from a character named Souther. She has a lovely voice, with Yuuko Gotou doing her most of the time. However, as she got sick the stand in of Akane Tomonaga did Menace's voice.
Grade: B

Libido: Menace has a fairly high libido. In fact it's one of the reasons she was considered a poor queen. She couldn't break herself away from a yuri harem she created. From what we've seen, she enjoys being massaged by beautiful women and drinking wine off their bodies. It's a shame we don't see her being more “queen-like”, if you know what I mean. Still her subjects seem to be willing to follow her, and that's important too. As far as named characters go, Melona is probably fairly high due to the amount of art with the two and them being on a team together. Speaking of the team Airi might also count, but doesn't seem to be as common. There's some images of her and Anarista, the girl from her past life, as well. Sadly Anarista seems to be the one leading Menace, and speaking of Menace being sadly submissive she also has some art with Echidna also fondling her Egyptian body.. On the other hand there's an image of Menace on top of Branwen, who is currently chained up (making that one of the better images as it shows Menace's dominance). She also mind controls Leina into being her servant in the main series as well. Overall she does pretty well, I'd say.
Grade: B+

Age: Menace is definitely an adult, and an ageless one. It's possible that she's a zombie, considering being resurrected after being dead for 4,000 years, but considering her Egyptian theme she's much more likely to be a mummy. Only without the bandages, of course (fortunately they didn't have to be burned off first).
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 71
Average score: 7.9
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for this week.

: Hmm... Seems that despite different tastes you and that Zettai fellow are quite similar. You almost gave me the same scores.

So are you pleased by your blog?

: Quite. But that does not mean that I won't battle you. Bow down before my authority or I shall give you the death penalty!

*Menace gets into a fighting pose.*

: Seems that we'll finally get to the main battle of the blog. Looks lie Menace is getting into the spirit! Come on, let's give our crowd a good battle!

*Up in the VIP room.*

: You had BETTER. Or ELSE!

: I hope that Menace will be alright...

*A mysterious woman in a metal mask to disguise herself shows up.*

???: MISTRESS ALDRA!

: Yes, Quake?

: (to herself) Hmm? “Mistress”? Not “Sama”?

: Since you've arrived I am to believe that the final touches have been made on the Colosseum's construction?

*Quake salutes.*

Quake: Yes! We should be able to take off at any time.

: Touches? What do you mean by “take off”

: Do not worry yourself with details, Airi. And Quake, go to the command center. We'll set off the second that I get that power.

*Quake bows and leaves the room. We then return to the battle arena.*

: Alright everyone! Let's get this battle going!

: Allow me to start. ROYAL HEADBUTT!

*Menace leaps high into the air and slams down head first. Topaz avoids the attack, so she slams into the ground.*

That looks dangerous!

: Be careful of that Head Smash attack, it has a high base attack!

Luckily it has fairly low accuracy. Well, equal to Stone Miss at least.

: Is that one of those Pokey-mons references? Melona and Airi talk about it sometimes, but I do not understand the games you play.

*Menace does another spiral leap into a headslam, but this time Topaz dives behind some rocks. She breaks through them easily, leaving floating hearts.*

: Looks like another narrow evade for Topaz. But what's this? Has Aldra gone crazy to give out bonuses for destroying her arena?

: Crazy or not you'd better collect them. Who knows what other attacks Melona may have!

*Topaz collects said hearts with ease.*

Oh no!

: What's wrong?

My HP hasn't been restored at all. These are Castlevania hearts!

: What a horrible night to have CURSES! Try to find wall-chicken then!

: I won't give you a chance! Setra, help me!

: Of course, my wonderful delight of an owner!

*Menace leaps again, this time speeding up thanks to Setra powering her up. Topaz still evades and she slams head-first into a rock. The power-up looks like Topaz's head.*

: How morbid! Menace's latest attack knocked Topaz's head right off!

Don't worry, I'm still here! That's just a power-up!

: It must be an extra life. Get it!

Great plan!

: MENACE! Make sure Topaz doesn't get that!

: Of course. Setra, let us use that new spell!

: Whatever you say, my precious desert flower!

*As he approaches the 1-up Menace casts on a spell. He is within hands reach, but suddenly a burst of spikes appears over it.*

KYAH! I'd better not touch those!

: Ufufufu. As long as I concentrate on this you'll never be able to get it.

*Topaz and Menace glare at each other, awaiting the other to make a move. However, the floating face disappears far before Menace's spike block.*

Unfortunate, but seems that you've used all your magic just to keep me from an extra life. Now I'll prepare my attack while you're standing in place!

*Topaz charges at Menace, about to push her out of the circle. However, while she seemed distracted her eye glows as she looks right at Topaz.*

: BIND!

*She shoots a blast from Setra at Topaz, who becomes bound by a mystical circle.*

What?! You shouldn't have this type of spell!

: To be fair she can't conjure spike blocks either, but considering that was a gag I guess it doesn't matter as much. (Ririchiyo, you need to stop picking on Topaz's plots.)

: If you want to break out of this then use your foolish "Mazoku Topaz” form!

*Topaz's heart beats with dark energy.*

N-no! I won't allow myself to be taken by the darkness again!

: Suit yourself. Take a direct hit!

*Menace leaps and hits him with a headbutt against the chest. Topaz takes 99,999 damage, the numbers even showing up and staying there.*

: Oh no! It's like a Dreamcast attack!

: Looks like it's all over for Topaz!

I don't think so!

*Topaz takes a step forward with determination!*

: It can not be! I dealt so much damage with that single attack, there is no way you can still be standing!

That's what you think, BUT...

*Topaz thinks about Undyne.



As a result of her undying determination and sheer GAR-ness Topaz is able to become Topaz the Undying. A laser comes out of his eye, though it doesn't impede or do anything interesting other than looks. Not only that, but the damage gets severely reduced. The numbers even explode and disappear. In total, Topaz only had 9 damage dealt to him.*

: N-no... It can't be!

*Up in the VIP room Aldra looks excited, but quickly relaxes and lets out a sigh.*

: Something the matter?

: I was hoping that this was Topaz's demon form, but it's not even as powerful as Annelotte's. Most of the strength is in damage prevention and would be useless for my uses.

*Returning back to the arena.*

: WOW! Did you all just see that?! Topaz survived a mortal blow, and came back even stronger than ever! Thank Arceus for rolling HP meters, I guess.

: Your new form does not intimidate me. Let us continue our attack, Setra!

: Certainly!

*Menace charges at Topaz, ready to whack him with the staff. However, he catches Setra with two fingers.*

: Wow! So cool! Bet all the girls in the arena are swooning over Topaz's cool moves!

*Topaz pushes Menace back, and she nearly loses her footing.*

Now, it's my turn to use an attack! Rain of Spears!

*Topaz summons spears which shoot at Menace. She manages to dodge most, but one strikes her through the panties and she gets stuck against the wall of the arena. Menace's brown butt is nearly exposed as her body is hanging underneath.*

: Looks like we have a winner!

Not yet!

*Menace's panties finally break, exposing her butt more though her “front” is covered. She falls to the ground.*

: Oof...

: Uh-oh, looks like we lost this one!

: Don't remind me...

*Topaz returns to normal, seeming very exhausted. Meanwhile, in the VIP box.*

: Hmmm, seems that form is stronger than you expected. I can't believe that Menace would lose so easil... Aldra-sama? Aldra-sama?

*She looks around, but Aldra is no longer seated in her throne.*

: Congratulations, Topaz! Not only did you defeat the four competitors, but you defeated an extra battle as well!

: What is this? The Elite Four?

That would explain not being able to heal properly between battles. But what comes next?

: Isn't it obvious?

: Certainly...

*Aldra walks out, looking intimidating as the camera pans up her villainous body.*

: I was hoping that Menace would make you use "Mazoku Topaz” so I can judge it's power. Sadly you have been QUITE stubborn. As a result, I have to take you down with my own hands. You should be honored.

: WOW! Seems like we'll have a major battle next week!

That's right, looks like we'll finally be able to finish up this plot. See you next time!

*The screen fades to black in a cartoonish fashion, as what happens at the end of the other blogs when they end.*

Posted by emperortopaz | Jun 30, 7:26 AM | 0 comments