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Anime Relations: Egao no Taenai Shokuba desu.

This is the eight-hundred-ninety-fifth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin this week’s blog outside of a cafe, with Topaz and Ririchiyo standing outside.*

: I’m just glad that in this blog world or wherever we are it’s warmer than your real life location.

I know, right. There’s no way I’d want to stand outside in THAT kind of weather!

: But you do.

There’s a difference between wanting to do something and getting paid to do something. That said, it’s time for us to look at this year’s final traditional meganekko!

: Wait a minute, didn’t you call Youko last week the “Fall” meganekko? Or did you make a mistake.

I certainly made a mistake, as I think I was writing too far ahead and confused her with this week’s girl. She was the SUMMER meganekko, so my apologies to her once again. The cold must have affected my mind somehow.

: Or it’s just you getting older and doing this blog far too much.

I mean that might be the case, but I don’t mind. I get to meet all kinds of girls, and like you said it’s warmer here. Even if I’m not good at writing it’s a fun activity and keeps my brain sharp,

: You mean all those games you play AREN’T making your brain smart?

It’s not like I go into them blind, Riri. Well, some of them I do but I often use a guide so I don’t miss anything. Especially in RPGs where missing things may have lasting consequences. That said, let’s not get too distracted.

: True, as we still need to meet this week’s girl!

Agreed! And give her more screen time and lines compared to the series she’s from as well! Let’s go in and meet her!

*With that Riri and Topaz enter the cafe, eventually sitting across from a meganekko who was enjoying her coffee. Seeing the two of them suddenly sit down in front of her makes her jump a little.*

: Goodness! You nearly made me spill my coffee!

My apologies, but I was hoping that we could talk.

: I am unsure. After all, I am supposed to meet someone to talk about my manga today.

: Looks like we picked a bad day to talk to her, Topaz.

Why must my blogs always have complications? But please, I know that I’ll be able to get through it quickly!

: That’s what she said.

: W-wait, did you mention that your name was Topaz? Your voice sounds like the one I heard on the phone as well. Could it be that you’re the one that I was supposed to talk to?

That would make a lot more sense, but I didn’t call you out here just to talk about your manga. As entertaining as it is. No, I’m here to talk about YOU!

: M-ME?! Who would want to talk about someone like me? I barely got any air time, not that the other girls didn’t deserve it but still!

True as there’s a lot of great girl characters from your show. But I definitely would have liked to have seen more of you. Though speaking of “seeing more”-

: Don’t say it, Topaz.

: Don’t say what?

Oh, I was going to mention that one of the side effects of letting me blog you is that your ass becomes huge.

: M-MY ASS?!

*The meganekko looks back at her ass, patting her cheeks over her long dress.*

: It is a shame if that would be the case.

A shame? You’re the first one that has said something that intense.

: I’m sure that she doesn’t want to carry around a gigantic load. Even if it’s better on the ass than the chest, as that’s back breaking work. It’s not like she even has anyone to impress.

That is a shame, as she should seduce young boys. And teach the other girls in her series to do the same.

: Once again we have to deal with Topaz’s poorly disguised fetish…

Disguised? I say such things openly! At least online, as otherwise I’d probably get in trouble.

: It is a shame that people cannot be more open about their fetishes! After all, have you read my manga?

Sadly no, as it’s probably only in Japanese.

: Hasn’t kept you from looking at the pictures, Topaz.

Fair point. I do that sometimes…

: Regardless, I’ll have you know that I am alright with perversion, and there is nothing wrong with people being open about their tastes!

I’m glad to hear that. But then why did you dislike the fact that my blog will give you a big ass?

: Oh you misunderstand! I did not have a problem with you growing my ass out! The issue is that it is difficult for me to see myself, so it would not help out with my work!

That makes a lot of sense. But in that case perhaps you should use Ririchiyo as inspiration!

: W-WHAT?! Don’t sell me out like one of those terrible girls on the internet!

Wait, which one? No, they’re all terrible I suppose. But you should help her out, as she’s a respected mangaka!

: You just want to put me in various outfits, don’t you…

I mean it can be both…

: Please, help me out Riri! I desperately need it, as Japan needs to know how great female asses are!

I agree with that! Far too few series even acknowledge female asses let alone appreciate big ones! We need to revolutionize the country!

: Don’t get all destructive on culture, even if they deserve it.

: I’m sure that with your help my manga will reach the correct, ass-loving people! Please!

*The meganekko pleads cutely.*

: I’m still not sure…

It’s not like I can make the deal for you, Riri. But if it will help make you feel more comfortable, I’m sure that she’ll do it as well.

: Eh? Me too? Well, I suppose that I can. If it will help you to relax.

: I guess that would help. It’s better than having Topaz wear them, after all.

No one wants that. So what do you say, will you let me talk about you and make your ass huge?

: Ah yes. Though I am curious as to what your blog will entail.

Nothing too stressful. I mainly talk about your design and personality, plus any other aspects that grab me. Though of course that includes your glasses, as you are the fall meganekko of the year.

: To think that I would win such a reward! Thank you for this honor.

But of course! Granted there were somewhat slim pickings, at least as far as series I had seen. Not that I mind, as you’re a very lovely girl though you needed more screen time and lines. But that happens with tertiary characters like you, sadly.

: I appreciate you for being honest, as well as likely having many good things to talk about with me. Go ahead Topaz, and begin the blog properly!

But of course, and as always I have to start with the introduction. So let me say that...



: Thank you once again for talking about me. As you said, my series did not feature a lot of me.

True, which is quite unfortunate! Not that I mind the other girls, and hopefully I’ll remember to do them some time.

: Indeed, though there’s a lot of series from last year you also want to look at.

True, like the Hungry Girls one or the Journey one! The last one even had bare female asses, how rare!

: It is always good to hear someone enjoy perversion. Though I will warn you that I mainly work with non-nude art.

Don’t worry as I understand about that. It’s a talent not going for the ultimate perversion, plus being able to touch people when they’re touching themselves is very good!

: Indeed, though hearing it put that way…

: He just means that you emotionally touch people when they read your work.

: Ah, that does sound a lot better. I understand now.

That’s a relief. And I appreciate that your ass is showing off a little more now too!

*Nagomi stands up, shaking her ass which is tighter on her long dress. Her fat cheeks ripple with every movement she makes.*

: It is true, as my cheeks have grown at least ten centimeters! Each!

Sounds very sexy, but we’ve just began!

: To think that my ass will grow so much bigger. Perhaps we should leave and go to your place. I believe that you have some clothing for me to try on, and I will be able to work on my manga with Riri’s help.

That’s certainly true, and I can’t wait to see you in various other outfits as well! But first how about I talk about your name? It’s something that I talk about with all the other girls.

: Already? But I do suppose that you’ve introduced me. It is a good time to discuss it.

I’m glad to hear you understand. Anyway, it seems that “Nagomi” means “Peace”, “harmony”, or “calm” or something to that effect. It works well with her relaxed nature, though it’s not like she’s from an action series. Still, Nagomi fits with her personality quite well.

: T-thank you for your kind words, Topaz!

But of course as you deserve it! I like girls like you, especially with your naughty side, so it’s a shame that you didn’t show up more often. That happens I guess, but still. Regardless, it seems that “Hayachine” is a “Fast-pond-summit” which means like “rapids” or something similar in the river. So she’s like peaceful rapids which is a cute name.

: I am glad that you are complimenting me so much, as you are going to make me blush.

: Just wait until he gets to the main part of the blog!

: Am I going to blush from his compliments even more?

: No, but you’ll blush from how perverse he can be!

You haven’t minded it too much before!

: I’m just saying that if she’s reserved she’ll be blushing!

: I do not mind, as I have worked with other erotic novelists and mangaka. I imagine that there isn’t too much that Topaz is able to do that can bother me.

I’m glad to hear that you’re that confident in me! I better prove to you how great I can talk about you, so let’s not delay things any longer and begin!

*With that Topaz properly begins Nagomi’s blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Nagomi does decently when it comes to her hair. It’s a nice red, and as mentioned in the past I enjoy red a lot more than I once did though being a more reserved shade helps out some. The color is really pretty and goes well with her clothes and glasses. The style is quite nice, as it’s a common meganekko style which means she has a single braid draped over her shoulder. Granted it’s her right one rather than her left side, though that could still unfortunately mean she’s not an anime mother who dies (but she isn’t, of course). It’s a nice length even while bundled up, going a little past her chest though we don’t see her with her hair free to get a proper look at the length but it still does well for her. The sides of Nagomi’s hair go about to her chin or so, but the left side is tucked behind her ear with a clip. It also affects her bangs some, though she has some nice ones including a somewhat longer middle bang. Overall while not outstanding Nagomi’s hair is very beautiful and I like it a lot. The braid fits with her really well, and I enjoy the hair color a surprising amount.
Grade: B

===Eyes==
Nagomi’s eyes are also very beautiful, though the color could be better. After all, there’s a lot of green-eyed girls even in her own series which means that she doesn’t stand out though wearing glasses helps. She does have tarame but the relaxed look fits better both with the series and her character better. The art style is really nice and I enjoy it a lot as well, and she has some minor eyelashes which give a little more emphasis too even if her glasses cover them a bit. But Nagomi’s strongest area probably is her glasses, as is fitting for a seasonal meganekko. She has thick lovely frames with a red color that fits really well with her hair color. The rectangular-ish frames look good and fit her eye style quite well. Overall Nagomi does really well when it comes to her eyes, even if color could be improved to something like purple.
Grade: A-

===Face==
As mentioned I do like the art style in the Mangaka series, and Nagomi’s face looks really good in it. Her face is pretty basic but in a good way, without any issues and I like the soft and cute art style. Nagomi’s cheeks are quite nice as is her chin, and she has a simple line nose which I appreciate. Overall there isn’t too much to say when it comes to her face, but I do enjoy the style and Nagomi looks very pretty as well.
Grade: B

: To think that I’m doing so well. I can see why you warned that I may blush, as I have not been so praised on my physical looks…

A shame as you’re really pretty!

: You’re only going to make me blush more, Topaz!

*Nagomi indeed turns red, hiding her face and turning a similar color to her glasses.*

That’s lovely, as you look really cute like that. I greatly enjoy your face, even if I didn’t say too much about it. I suppose it’s someplace that I don’t talk too much, as a lot of anime girls are “cute”. But I do like the art style pretty well.

: I can tell, as you appreciate my cheeks and chin. To think that you even like my simple nose too.

But of course, as it’s very pretty! Granted you might not stand out among the other girls in your series, but that’s because so many are lovely as well. Granted most of them don’t wear glasses which round out your face even more, but you look very lovely with them. It’s a nice shape all around, Nagomi.

: Thank you for the compliments! I am surprised to hear you praise my glasses as well.

: Topaz is a glasses fetishist, in case you hadn’t noticed by him having traditional seasonal meganekkos.

: Goodness! A girl for every season! How perverse!

She doesn’t mean it like that! It’s more that I take a look from one seasonal anime each season during January, and you are no different! Granted as a result some don’t have a lot of screentime.

: Like me for example…

Exactly. So I hope that I do a good job talking about you. Though speaking of your glasses, you do have very lovely ones. I like the thick red frames, even if a different eye color could have helped.

: You aren’t a fan of my eye color?

I mean it doesn’t look bad, but blue is overrated and green is close as well. Again it’s not bad, but a black or something would have stood out with your hair and glasses colors more. Still, I do like how nice your glasses look, and the shape of your eyes are great too.

: Even the shape of my eyes are good?

But of course, even if I do like tsurime more and yours are more rounded on top. You do have some nice corners and eyelashes for a bit of emphasis which is quite nice though, and I appreciate your design as well.

: Goodness, to think that you would appreciate my eyes so much! I am glad to be talked about like this, as you have plenty of praise for me.

As you deserve! Though your facial cheeks aren’t the only good ones you have, right?

*Topaz points to Nagomi’s butt, which had grown even more. Her long length dress was barely covering her huge cheeks, pulling upward and stretching it out. She arches her back to get a closer look, even fondling her huge cheeks and bouncing them playfully.*

: So this is what it’s like to have a really big butt… This will certainly help out with my manga, especially as I’m staying clothed.

A shame, as I can tell that you’re about to burst out in a sexy fashion!

: Hopefully not in a fashion Zettai would enjoy…

No, Nagomi is my type of girl as should be obvious. His girls are the ones who would do something like that which stinks.

: Stinks…?

Nothing that you need to be concerned about. But perhaps don’t stand downwind of Arisa… Getting back to Nagomi though, she has a lovely hairstyle as well.

: I-It isn’t overly generic? I remember hearing that a lot…

It fits with you being a meganekko though, which sadly too many people think are “boring” for some reason. That’s only slightly less annoying than people who think that girls in glasses work best when removed, as that’s treason and heresy! True blasphemy!

: Not everyone is as religious towards glasses as you are, Topaz.

A shame! If only they would also revere the last five letters of that as well, as female asses deserve more love. But let’s not get too distracted, as that’s the next area.

: W-wait what?!

*Topaz continues talking, not being concerned with her question.*

Nagomi does have some very pretty hair, and it’s a nice length going about to her chest and draped over her shoulder. I like the braid as it fits with her style really well and it’s cute. I do prefer free hair but for an “up” one having a braid over a shoulder is lovely.

: At least she’s not a mother, as that might mean she’ll die before the series began!

True, but that’s not as common now that people pointed it out. After all, they don’t want to fall into the same boring things!

: Indeed! Even in my manga I try all sorts of positions and teasing! Though to think that I would find my ass becoming huge to be a source of inspiration!

It’s a source of power no doubt! Touch it to increase your LP!

: You need to stop playing RPGs the same day you do these.

Because I add in random references no one gets or because I get distracted and write the wrong information?

: Oh no! Not incorrect information! There’s enough of that on the internet already!

I agree with that, which is a pretty big pain. And AI isn’t helping either! But let’s not get into how techbros have ruined computers and likely everything else, as we still need to finish up on Nagomi!

: That and we need to get to your guys’ house. Then I can finally change into costumes as my dress is so tight on my huge jiggly ass!

*She shakes her ass as the three of them continue heading towards Topaz’s.*

It won’t be long soon as I’ll be getting to the next sections. But for now I do like Nagomi’s red hair. It’s a pretty color as I mentioned before even if I couldn’t always appreciate it. I do like her bangs too, though I’m not big on her hair clip. It tucks her sides behind her ear, and I like hidden ears more.

: I suppose that makes sense. Especially as both of mine are on display.

Exactly, not that it’s bad of course but just a preference of mine. That said, let us continue! Both to the cosplay closet and to the next sections of the blog!

: I am curious as to hear what you think of me, so please keep going!

*With Nagomi listening carefully Topaz continues the blog, all while the three of them continue onward.*

==Body==
===Build===
It is a little difficult to tell Nagomi’s body as this isn’t that kind of series. She doesn’t show up a lot, and being fair it’s not like the other girls show off that much either. Her long dress isn’t helping either, as she has a very reserved style of dressing. It’s a shame that we don’t know her body, as she doesn’t even have measurements though again it’s not that kind of show. That said, it would have been nice had she had an ass shot or something, though the other girls deserved some as well since it would be both funny and sexy. Sadly there’s not a lot to go on, but I suppose that overall Nagomi still does decently all things considered even if it would have been better had she shown off.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
And by show off I don’t mean here, obviously. Nagomi is kinda big when it comes to her chest, but fortunately she doesn’t show off in any way really. She even wears a vest to tone herself down more I imagine. The other girls don’t seem to point it out either, at least in the anime, which is helpful and it’s not like she has a lot of artwork either. The series really needed more love when it came to fans I suppose. Still, even if Nagomi is on the larger side not being pointed out is a good thing and overall she doesn’t stand out too much in this area.
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
As mentioned before, Nagomi doesn’t do too well in this area. We only see her wearing one kind of outfit, though it might be different or she has more in the manga or something, but she could use more. I blame her lack of screentime sadly, as I wanted more. That said, I can’t get too distracted. Nagomi wears a white long sleeved shirt with a yellow vest on top, and a green long dress. She also wore a pink coat while outside as well. I would have liked her to have more, but again she dresses up others and not herself which is unfortunate. Overall Nagomi could have been better, but a lack of variety and very basic clothes cause her problems.
Grade: C

*Once Topaz finishes that section we see him again. He’s in his house, waiting for the girls to finish changing.*

Man, that was a quick trip here! Seems like I barely had enough time to get through all of that, though don’t worry as I didn’t rush.

: I would hope not! You barely went over much!

*Nagomi is speaking from behind the curtain, even sticking out her head.*

I mean it’s not my fault! You barely appeared and you only had one outfit! Granted I do suppose you could have worn more in the manga, but I don’t know about that sadly.

: Oh? Well, that explains why you’d want me to change. Just take a look at THIS!

*With that she pulls the curtain, revealing her and Ririchiyo in cute frilly lolita dresses. They aren’t gothic as they’re more pink, but regardless it is quite cute.*

: I don’t know if it fits me that well.

Nonsense as you both look so lovely! And I imagine that Nagomi will love using this for her manga!

: But of course! Though I can understand what Ririchiyo is talking about.

*Nagomi shakes her huge ass, and even with the frilly skirt she is able to show off her big cheeks. She pats her growing ass making her cheeks jiggle.*

: I barely fit into these clothes.

I’m surprised as they should fit Ririchiyo.

: Being fair they should fit automatically. But with Nagomi’s ass still growing I’m sure that they aren’t used to it.

: True, plus it aids in my manga. I do clothed fanservice after all, so seeing my big cheeks about to burst out but not quite is helping me get inspired.

Your ass is inspiring me as well! To continue with the blog at least.

: It is a shame that my clothing did not do quite well, but at least my other sections were quite good. Even if I didn’t show off too much.

True, which is a shame. But I blame that being more on it not being that kind of show, and even if it were you would have to show up more. It’s a shame that we don’t have a good idea of your body.

: I-it would be embarrassing to show off though! But I am glad that you appreciate me, even if I don’t show my ass off…

Nonsense as you’re showing it off plenty! Even if to be fair I can’t count it for obvious reasons. And I suppose that lacking measurements might have saved you, considering your chest is on the larger size.

: To think that you would notice that…

But of course as I am quite observant! Especially when it comes to blog details! Though it is true that you’d probably have mamocentric measurements, so it’s good that they were skipped. Though height would have been nice at least. Regardless there isn’t a lot to talk about when it comes to Nagomi’s body sadly. I don’t have a good idea of how it looks, which is a shame as you should show off more.

: That sounds like a clothing roulette moment! Let’s go Riri!

: Why am I getting dressed up still?!

: It is to help my manga!

And for the fans!

: Nooo!

*With that the curtain shuts and chaos is heard from within. Eventually Nagomi puts Riri in various outfits, which include things like a teacher outfit, a school girl, a maid, a nurse, and many other fanservice-y outfits. Though don’t worry as Nagomi dresses up too, helping to encourage her friend.*

Looks lovely, though it’s a shame that the viewers at home don’t have a good look at you two! I blame this blog being in text-only!

: Don’t you use pictures for our speaking lines?

I mean I do, but that doesn’t get the full quality of you two wearing so many fanservice outfits. Nor your ass still growing and bursting at your seams, Nagomi.

*Nagomi shows off her huge ass regardless, even wetting it with nearby water. It makes the fabric stick to her and be even tighter.*

: True. Though I want to make it look even tighter for the folks at home. I hope that they appreciate me showing off this well!

But of course, or should I say BUTT of course? And if only you had an ass this gigantic and wore more clothes you’d have a far higher score!

: That I would, but I understand that I cannot be judged on non-canon things like this! I am a mangaka, and as such I know what that is like.

I’m glad that you understand, but let’s not be too distracted even if both of you look great and assy. There’s a lot more about Nagomi to talk about!

: I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

*With that they continue onward with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
It is a shame that we didn’t see more of Nagomi really, though I suppose I could say that about a lot of the side characters in this series. Not that I’d want the leads to have less screentime of course, but I suppose that I want more seasons of it or something. Perhaps she had more appearances in the manga, but there were only a couple of episodes with Nagomi so I don’t know if I have a perfect grasp on her. Still, she’s a kind girl but she works really well with erotic manga. The one she’s most famous for is a non-nude one, but she is very picky when it comes to tone and shadows on the body. She’s a former colleague of Futami, working as an assistant under the same mangaka in the past, but like Futami Nagomi was able to break into making manga herself. She’s very talented, both in making it perverse and endearing in a non-sexual way as well it seems. Sadly more information would have been nice, so that I could say more than just about Nagomi’s perverse but heartfelt manga and that she is quite kind and friendly, but overall she lacked a lot of screentime which is a shame. I will add that she is voiced by Sumire Uesaka who has a great voice and uses it well with Nagomi. Sadly she also has some really bad roles like Shalltear and Nagatoro, but there’s also good ones like Anastasia from Idolmaster or Nonna from Girls & Panzer.
Grade: B

===Libido==
On one hand Nagomi is an amazing mangaka, even if the anime doesn’t show her off too much. She writes a sexy if non-nude ecchi manga and is treated as a prodigy which means she should score very well. She also dresses up other characters, reminding me of Youko last time. Though again I think that it would have helped Nagomi to wear the clothes herself too. Though I will mention that being aggressive helps a little, as dominant girls are sexy. Sadly she doesn’t have too many scenes and even as amazing as she is at manga we don’t know a lot about her personal life. She seems very reserved clothing-wise, but who knows! Certainly not me, because she didn’t appear too much in the anime. Regardless Nagomi does decently here, even with her lack of screentime, due to at least being talented at making perverse art.
Grade: B

===Age===
Nagomi is a kouhai to Futani, working with the mangaka she once did, though I suppose that might not be directly related to their ages. Still, Futani is revealed to be 25 years old in the last episode which is a good age for my blog. It’s likely that Nagomi is at least somewhat close, if slightly younger, and she is definitely out of high school as well. More accuracy would be helpful, but overall Nagomi being in her early 20s gives her a good score here.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 72
Average score: 8.0
Final Grade: B

And with that Nagomi’s blog is finished! What did you think of it?

: It was quite helpful, both because you praised me so much and your assistant and her big ass certainly helped out my manga.

I’m glad to hear that, especially with the two of you showing off so well too.

: But of course. I can’t be a master at clothed ecchi if I can’t show off a little myself. Granted I wouldn’t want to get in some of the positions that end up in my manga, but that’s beside the point. And I know that you are not very famous, so as it’s not a lot of eyes will see me.

: Finally, someone is taking advantage of Topaz’s low view count to feel more free!

True, as being unknown helps me out a lot. But I do appreciate your perversion, even if you needed more screentime. I do understand as it’s not like you are the lead or something.

: Exactly. Though I do know that your fall meganekko choices were rather limited.

Glad you understand, and indeed as it was between you and one other girl. And she died, so you get the sweet words of “by default”.

: Congratulations, I think.

: Do not worry about that, as I’m thankful that you talked about me. Far too many people wouldn’t notice me, even for this long.

It’s a shame, as you’re a great girl! I like naughty girls like you, especially dominant ones, and seeing you change the clothes of two girls in the series was sexy too. Even if we didn’t see the changing part.

: Again, it is sadly not that kind of show. I am also glad that you enjoyed it.

But of course, as it was a great show! I also like most of the girls being older too, as it seems that anime are slowly aging and looking at college aged girls. Sadly we don’t know your exact age, unlike with Futani, but I imagine it’s still in a good age range.

: “Age” is likely the one area that can remain a mystery for a girl but still have good scores.

True as it’s more a sight of maturity and body style. Then again being an adult with a job is important.

: You really need an actual one, Topaz.

I know. I’m lazy in looking. But I enjoy my free life and the ability to do my blog.

: Nothing wrong with that! But still…

I know I know…

: That said, I am glad that you appreciate me so much. Even if I didn’t appear too much...

Of course, as you were a great meganekko and the other girls were also good too! The show needed a lot more love, really. But not from idiots. I also appreciate you being so kind.

: But of course! You’re the one who said such kind things about me as well!

As you deserve! I may not know your work, even if I look at similar styles of manga, but I am glad that you made it on your own and have your popular series. There’s always something good about someone who wants to be something and becomes one!

: It was quite a rough achievement, but I’m glad that you appreciate me so much!

But of course! Though for now we have to leave. After all, Nagomi’s blog is over and we have to look for the next girl.

: Don’t forget her voice!

Fair point, as Sumire Uesaka did a good job. She has a lot of poor roles though, but much like the Russian girls Nagomi was quite good.

: Thank you for complimenting my voice, Topaz.

But of course! Though this marks the end of this week’s blog.

: True, as we don’t even know who the next girl will be. She’ll likely be a meganekko.

That’s a good idea, as we’ve just finished the seasonal blogs. However, since some of the most famous meganekko last year were troublesome I’d rather move to Zettai’s honor blog. That way he’ll get some fanservice as well!

: Your friend? But it’s still January!

Blame this month starting on a Thursday, but I hope that he’ll enjoy the girl I picked out for him! It’s a tall beauty with dark hair after all!

: Oh? Is it someone that I would know about?

Not directly, but Youko from last week would…

: No wonder you confused her as “Fall” as that would have segued into Zettai’s upcoming blog better.

True, though I do apologize for hogging January in the past for him. I blame me not planning ahead, so I hope that he doesn’t mind with a geologist even if Sheldon doesn’t appreciate the science.

: Being fair that’s just how he is.

Fair point. But come back next time for Zettai’s blog and I hope he’ll enjoy it!

: I’m sure that he will, just like he enjoyed this one!

Gasp, you mean it!

: ...Sure.

*With that Topaz ends this week’s blog, with promises for a tall beauty next week.*

Anime Relations: Ruri no Houseki

This is the eight-hundred-ninety-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Welcome back to Topaz’s anime girl blog, though strangely enough we open on a forest trail. There is a cliffside, and a meganekko is exploring them.*

: It is quite a shame that Nagi and Ruri weren’t able to come today, but to think that they would both catch a cold the same day! Still, I have to do my geology reports, even if I have to do I myself.

*She pumps herself up. She also begins to tap and chip away at a rock face, with pebbles and other waste falling down.*

: I can do anything! Now, let’s see… There were supposed to be a certain silicate mineral and-OH! It’s my birthstone too! What a coincidence! To think that people have seen it around here, and now I have to investigate. I imagine Ruri’s face when I show up with-

TOPAZ!

: KYAAAH!

*Topaz busts out of the wall where she happened to be breaking though, emerging from the rock wall as if hiding there. The meganekko is unsurprisingly frightened, falling backwards but luckily she’s caught by Ririchiyo.*

: I told you this was a terrible idea Topaz. Look, you’ve frightened her!

My apologies, but with my name I couldn’t help but surprise you in a silly way.

: That’s not an excuse! Wait, you mean that anonymous topaz sighting was YOU?

Do you mean the one who called in, or the one who was the “topaz” being sighted? Basically both, but I wanted you to come here.

: Oh no! And I’m alone too! If only I had taken precautions, but at this point I’d rather meet the bear!

Women are always saying that, but I think they underestimate how terrible bears are.

: I don’t know. The one that we met when we were setting up was kind.

I suppose, but that’s an exception!

*Topaz and Riri have a flashback, with him getting ready to be sealed in a cave with paper mache. A bear cub comes limping towards them, looking wounded and having an M-shaped scar on its forehead.*

: Are you sure that you want to be sealed in, Topaz? This is going to go terribly, you know.

But it’s funny! Wait, is that a bear?

: Yeah, but it looks like a small one. And injured. You probably shouldn’t tamper with it, as you’ll be mauled by its mother.

Nonsense as I’m a friend to all animals. Let me see your paw, little one.

*With that Topaz takes the thorns out of the bear’s paw. It roars in a pleasant way, and starts scampering back to the woods.*

Well, that’s my good deed of the day done.

: Don’t think that excuses you from doing your blog though, Topaz. You still have to write.

I know… But first we’re going to surprise her!

*Topaz then stays in place as Riri puts paper mache and throws rocks and such on it for decoration. With that the flashback ends as Riri takes her hiding space, still sure that Topaz would mess it up.*

: And he did!

Not to me, as the visual joke was great!

: And that’s the problem! Visual jokes don’t work in text-only blogs! I mean they might, but you rarely use other pictures!

I’m too lazy for that, and don’t think that you can get away either!

*The meganekko was starting to tip toe away from Topaz but was caught.*

: Eh heh… You caught me. I just figured that, since I got pranked, it was time to go back.

This isn’t a prank, as we wanted to talk about you! Well, at least I did. After all, you’re the meganekko of the Fall season!

: Fall season? I don’t know if that’s the best thing to say to a graduate student…

Ah yes, because it looks kinda like “fail”. Then again there’s also some similar Japanese pun there. There’s always some sort of Japanese wordplay there.

: Not like your humor, which adds in references to old things in addition to the wordplay.

But the references usually fit! At least we weren’t attacked by a lion here, or in the sewers, or have to face a mud doll with one!

: Eh? What’s all that about?

: Great. Now Topaz has ANOTHER SNES RPG he won’t be shutting up about. I blame you finishing it recently and it still being on your mind…

I suppose that is fair. But I’m here to talk about that, as we’re here to talk about you.

: Ah yes! I believe that Nagi mentioned something about someone wanting to talk to us! I was figuring it was an interview, but the details were on her desk and that’s like a black hole of no return…

: Like Topaz’s bed room.

Shhh! Just because it’s a mess doesn’t mean that I don’t know where everything is! And there’s no reason to scold me for that either!

: Do not worry as I am not scolding you. In fact, I can tell that you like gems and minerals as much as we do!

Of course! There’s a reason I’m called Emperor Topaz!

: I thought you just gave that name to yourself.

...it’s still a reason. But regardless I do have to warn you. If I talk about you your ass will grow.

: Grow…?

*The meganekko pats her ass, which was already barely squeezing her hips inside.*

: I suppose that should be fine. Besides, Nagi already has a huge ass and she makes it work, so I am certain that it shouldn’t be much trouble.

: You’re going to be underestimating just how much bigger it is going to be…

: Nonsense! If it grows too much then I’ll just use it to smash rocks and sit more!

Great plan using a smASSh attack and using your fat cheeks as a cushion! And since she gave me permission...



: So what exactly does having my blog done entail?

: You mean that you allowed him to talk about you, not knowing what he’ll be saying?

: I was imagining it to be an interview of sorts. Though I am beginning to believe that’s not what it is at all.

I mean it is fairly close. I mainly talk about you, and then after all that you’ll have time to talk to me. But I’ll mainly be talking about your body.

: A-about my body?! To think that I was tricked into this! Though I suppose that having you say that you’ll make my butt bigger should have been a tip off.

Youko, calm down. I’m not a pervert!

: Yes you are.

I mean I am, but not THAT kind of pervert! I have Youko’s best intentions, and I’m not going to pry too much into things that I don’t know. Including the manga, sadly enough.

: It doesn’t help that there’s a few things that the anime had that the manga didn’t.

True, but it happens sometimes. Blame studios stretching things out and making slice of life go on for more time. Though that is the least of the problems...

: Eh? Is there something wrong with Studio Bind?

Many things, but fortunately I smartly skipped over the worst of it by not watching Onimai. That show hurt my eyes and brain too much. But they did make you curvier than in the manga, though not enough to stand out too much. I blame Nagi.

: They’re much worse perverts than Topaz.

Precisely! Boo mamocentric idiots! That said, I can’t get further distracted even if Youko’s ass is growing slowly.

*Youko pushes out her ass, which was struggling even more to fit into her jeans.*

: You’re right! To think that you would be making it bigger already!

True, though it’s a shame that you’re wearing those jeans. Not that it will be a problem for much longer.

: Sounds like I’ll be emerging through the jeans like stones through the strata!

Precisely! Only those peach-colored jewels will be quite soft and pliable, or should I say “pla-”

: No you should not.

Fair enough, as that’s zoomer talk right there. I don’t want that, as I’m not an idiotic localizer. But I will certainly appreciate it once Youko’s ass breaches her jeans!

: I shall tell you when it happens, even if it is a little embarrassing.

Don’t worry as it’ll look great! But we can’t be too distracted by Youko’s growing ass. We need to talk about her name. It seems that “Imari” is a port town, as well as fine porcelain that was developed there giving her a bit of a mineral vibe to her. In a way.

: Maybe it’s worked minerals due to how much hard work she does!

: That could be, but I imagine it may just be a coincidence.

Doing blogs like this there are very few “coincidences” like that. As for “Youko”, I suppose that it could be “Yoko” as well since Japanese is confusing to me and translators. Blame us being idiots. Regardless it seems to mean “Weekday child” or something similar.

: That I don’t think has any specific meaning.

True as that happens, but you’re mostly called “Imari” in the series. Though I’ll probably call you “Youko” because I’m a dirty American, is that alright?

: I hope you aren’t too dirty.

: I mean he did try to encase himself in dirt to surprise you.

: That’s a good point. Don’t do that again!

I’ve learned my lesson, as I’ll be brushing things off for a while. That said, since everyone is ready let’s begin the blog proper!

*With that Topaz starts the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Sadly Youko doesn’t start strong when it comes to her blog, as her hair is one of her worst features. It doesn’t help when Nagi has such amazing and luxurious black hair. That said, color-wise Youko’s hair isn’t bad as I do like brown. It’s just that it’s extremely short. I get that she’s not too feminine but that doesn’t mean that she should have hair that doesn’t even reach her shoulders! It’s a boyish short cut which is really boring, and while at least she has some bangs there’s nothing too impressive there. The sides of Youko’s hair aren’t long either, not even coming down past her ears. It’s not extremely terrible, as it could be shorter but at that point it would have to be shaved really short. I will mention that the blue at the bottom is an anime-only addition, as if Studio Bind didn’t have enough leeway in sexing-up the characters they had to make hair multicolored (not that it looks bad, but I’m sure you understand). That said, it probably seems that I hate Youko’s hair but that’s not exactly true. It is a pretty big failing, but it does fit with her character even if she was late to the rock-hunting expeditions. Maybe her hair will grow out like Nagi’s in the future xD. That said, as far as the show goes Youko has some disappointing hair even if the brown is a nice color but that doesn’t make up for the shortness.
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
Youko does a fair bit better here, which is understandable as she’s the summer meganekko. Her eyes are in a tarame shape but they’re big and full of emotion. Sadly she doesn’t have too much of a corner, bringing her eyes down a little. Luckily the brightness of the anime helps, as does the nice golden color as it stands out with her. She also has a line above her eye, giving her a little bit of an aged look but not extremely so. And of course we can’t forget about Youko’s glasses either as they look great on her! They’re another pair of black underframe glasses like with Ayame, but Youko’s are a lot thicker it seems. Or maybe it’s just the art style that makes it seem that way, “thicker” pun not intended due to the anime. Regardless, Youko does pretty well with her nicely colored golden eyes and nice shape which fits with the art style even if I would prefer a sharper look to her eyes.
Grade: A-

===Face==
Fortunately this is one place where the artstyle really helps. Granted some of that is the Studio Bind, who made the anime, as they are skilled at making characters look softer and squishier. Granted that comes at a cost of sexing them up, but at least it’s not radioactively pastel. Youko also has small features that I like, such as a dot nose and soft features, though in fairness she’s like that in the manga as well. Overall the style is very cute and Youko looks great for my tastes though I suppose that she could also do a little better as well.
Grade: B+

: Hmmm… this doesn’t seem too bad so far. You’re only talking about my appearance, even if I didn’t do that well.

You did alright, and your eyes are great!

: Well, that’s only because you like glasses!

: And being fair, by wearing glasses I assume that your eyesight isn’t that “perfect” either.

: Nice joke there. But I still appreciate the praise.

Of course as you deserve it! The black underframe glasses look great, though I would say that there are times when the temple or leg parts could use a little more detail. But I blame that more on the studio not doing well with the pictures. I do appreciate your design a lot and the thick frames help too.

: Thank you for the praise about my glasses.

They deserve it, even if I do like full frames more. Your eyes also look pretty good, as at least you don’t have the issue of blue eyes which seem to be overly common. Instead you have more golden colored which looks pretty good and go well with your hair color. It doesn’t make your frames pop out as much as some other colors might, but it’s still pretty good. I also appreciate the shape of your eyes too, even if I do like tsurime eyes more. The studio did a good job adapting I think, even if there is a small difference between the manga and anime.

: Probably not as much as some other series.

True. That said you do have some nice eyes. And as mentioned Youko’s brown hair looks pretty good too. The biggest issue is of course her hair.

: I apologize for having such short hair.

You don’t need to apologize as it happens, but it’s a shame your hair isn’t longer. It also doesn’t help when Nagi has such stellar hair either, but I don’t enjoy comparing the two of you as you’re different characters. But I like longer hair and Youko’s is extremely short and boyish. I get that it’s to keep it out of your eyes while working, but it’s still unfortunate.

: I’m glad that you at least appreciate my hair, but I dislike you calling it boy-ish!

It looks like a guy’s though! Like a lead protagonist or something, though I do appreciate your bangs. I’ll also mention that the anime also gives you a bit of blue in back for some reason, and while I do like how it makes your neck stand out a bit more and I do like different colored inner-hair like that it’s something I’d rather be in the manga too. I blame Studio Bind for that, as they love altering hair color and making characters mamocentric. Poor Kaede…

: You didn’t even see her show, Topaz!

I can still feel sympathy! Both for her and anyone who watched her show! But for Youko I would like her hair longer.

: I shall get on it. But speaking of things growing…

*Youko then shows off her fat ass, which had grown even larger. Her cheeks tear open her jeans, exposing her assflab in a sexy way. She was still wearing panties, but not for much longer with how big her ass has been.*

Someone must have shown people letters cause that ass be expanding like a town in Terranigma!

: Topaz! Stop making obvious jokes just because you played it recently!

Fine fine… I blame listening to the soundtrack. That said, getting back to Youko I do really like the art style. The manga is a little stiffer but I suppose that is to be expected, but she still has a nice look to her. The manga is of course more rock fact-based rather than produced, but I do think that the anime studio certainly changed things.

: To think that you’d appreciate how soft my cheeks look, as that means you must think I’m younger than I actually am!

I do always get confused with ages, but that comes later. And heh heh… CHEEKS.

: Don’t be staring at my ass, Topaz! Even if it is displaying a lot…

I understand. Though again I’ll mention that I really like the soft art style and not having pastel colors that make my eyes bleed metaphorically.

: Also literally, if Zettai’s opinion on the show is anything to go by.

Fair point, but he shouldn’t worry about what I think about that comment. I can still handle text-based things like this perfectly fine. Speaking of things handled, shall we continue with the blog?

: Certainly, as it sounds like a great idea!

Then let us move forward!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
As mentioned before, a lot of the “sexuality” in Ruri no Houseki was fabricated by Studio Bind. That’s not too terrible, as the art style of the manga is very simplistic but gets the point across though I haven’t read too much of it to know if it’s as sexy or not. Do know that Youko is still curvy in the manga, but it’s brought up further in the anime. Fortunately they don’t give her measurements, even if they would have been helpful and we don’t even have height either. Youko also doesn’t show off her ass like Nagi, though considering how little her ass is shown that’s not saying much I suppose. She really needed more ass shots (both Nagi and Youko, and the other girls while we’re at it). Being fair she doesn’t show off too much, as despite the art style it’s not too sexual of a show though sadly that means that the hot springs were censored which is a shame. Still, she’s fairly curvy and the clothing she wears shows it off. I’ll also mention that she’s not very athletic, getting tired out early on when she has to go on expeditions with Nagi and the others. Overall Youko does alright when it comes to her body, even if her curvy-ness was amplified for the anime.
Grade: B

===Chest===
As mentioned Youko is fairly curvy though that is a problem here. She is an adult, and that means that they gave her a pretty large chest in the anime. Granted it’s not like she’s flat in the manga, but she does seem notably smaller than Nagi from what I could tell. In the anime they’re a lot closer in size, but I will mention that the two aren’t consciously showing off either. I blame idiots ruining the show with mamocentric fanart making the two seem larger than they are even in the anime, which is a problem with a lot of shows but these two girls deserved better. Luckily I don’t usually judge off fanart, but being so large means that Youko does have some issues. Overall her size is certainly a problem, especially when it comes to being amplified in the anime, but not actively showing off does help.
Grade: C+

===Clothes===
I can’t remember if Youko has a big wardrobe or not. Granted a lot of the outfits she dresses Nagi in during that one episode seem to be hers, which include a maid outfit, but Youko herself isn’t shown wearing them which means I can’t count them. From what I remember she only really wears a white button down shirt with big pockets on the chest and green pants on bottom. Granted occasionally she’ll wear a green apron as well. Due to the shirt being tucked into her pants in a professional style it makes the curves of her body more visible. I did see her wearing a green magical girl outfit in official art, but she could have used more promotional art. There might be more that I’m forgetting, especially as I haven’t read the manga. Still, Youko does alright here, even if overall her outfits are fairly lacking despite being realistic.
Grade: B-

: Goodness! To think that you would say such things!

I didn’t say anything bad, I think. Or did I? I’m not good at these sorts of things.

: I mean you didn’t say anything incorrect, but I’m sure that Youko is just surprised to hear that not everyone is mamocentric.

If only more people could appreciate female asses!

: Is that why you’ve made my backside so large?

*Youko then turns around and shoves her enormous ass towards Topaz. Her fat ass jiggles, free not only of her jeans but of her panties so her wondrous bare cheeks could be seen.*

Very nice cheeks there, Youko! Or should I say YouCULO?

: I’m not proud of that joke, even if it’s a good one. But to think that you would give me a score like that only to make my ass so huge!

I mean it would have helped out if you had done this in the show. Then again Zettai would have preferred it happen to Nagi since he likes the TDB who needed more screentime.

: Do you mean in general or her TD-BUTT?

BOTH! It sucks whenever he gets suckered into a show with promises of ass that can never fulfill what he wants. And by all means I don’t mind you being curvy, but you needed to show off your ass and not be as chest-focused. And preferably not have dumb hot springs censorship. I know that it’s probably a time slot or channel issue, but it is still really dumb!

: In all fairness, I think that there’s a lot more problems when it comes to our studio…

That’s certainly true, as there’s the horrible series I didn’t see. At least yours turned out pretty alright, even if mamocentric. I blame the studio for that, as even if you are curvy in the manga. I’ll also mention that it’s a shame we don’t have measurements. By technicality at least, as they probably would have turned out awful and mamocentric. At least I don’t judge off of fan art.

: If you did that you’d have to judge a lot of girls differently.

Precisely. Still, Youko does have a nice waist which gets shown off due to her shirt being tucked in. I do enjoy her outfit as it’s not too bad, but I just wish that she had more variety.

: Had I known I would have brought several changes of clothing!

Changing? Out here in the wilderness? What if a bear saw you?!

: Stop reminding the folks at home where we are, and what happened earlier in the blog that may or may not be relevant later.

Fair. I just hope that I remember when the time comes. Otherwise I’ll look like an idiot!

: I mean you already to. But I suppose that not doing well due to lacking real clothing options is a shame. I could have done better!

I agree with that! Granted that scene was only anime original or only given out as some sort of special thing, but regardless it wasn’t part of the “proper” manga timeline.

: Man, between this and the pictures of the Food Court girls you’re really looking around for material.

Those girls could have used more episodes, though I do appreciate some of the sexy outfits they get put into. Youko could have used that, but instead they waste official art on making Nagi into a cow. No one is happy for that! Or at least no one intelligent!

: Luckily I am intelligent then, and not just because of my knowledge and research on rocks either!

True true! But even if people may have came here for trivia about rocks it’s not that kind of blog. I only talk about anime girls!

: I’m sure that you can say SOME things about rocks.

I mean there’s some things about Topaz, like it being any yellow gemstone at first before being specifically a type of silicate with aluminum and fluorine. It’s usually colorless but it can become pale blue or golden brown to brown-orange in color. You can also heat it to change it’s color, and it’s one of the hardest minerals in existence! It’s an “8” on the Mohs scale, just below diamond at 10 and corundum at 9.

: That explains why your head is so hard sometimes.

That’s certainly true. But that’s enough rock-based trivia for one blog I suppose. We even put it at the approximate midpoint, and I don’t mean Youko’s waist either!

: H-hey! I like the joke, but don’t pick on my waist too much.

I’m not, it’s quite good as mentioned before. But it’s time to continue onward with the blog!

*With that Topaz continues with Youko’s blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Youko is a fun character for the series. She’s very interested in geology, though not as much as Nagi, and is often keeps her on track due to her haphazard ways of doing things. Youko is a fourth year college student which is a good age, and her hobbies include reading and being well-informed. She likes looking up past knowledge that isn’t kept, and she enjoys shopping at second-hand bookstores and antique markets to collect out-of-date books. Still, she has an eye for knowledge and like Nagi has a lot of knowledge of rocks and stuff. Luckily Youko isn’t overly smart in a know-it-all way despite her analytical side, and she enjoys explaining things to people if they’re interested. She is thoughtful and insightful, even if Nagi occasionally has to correct her but Youko still inspired Shouko back into the hobby with her knowledge. She is cautious and spends more time researching than doing things, which explains her lack of athleticism. Overall there isn’t too much to talk about as this is a slice of life series, but Youko is still a smart college girl even if she can be overly analytical at times. Then again so can I, I suppose. Youko is voiced by Yume Miyamoto, who is a good voice for her. She’s done roles like Rikka from Gridman, Megumi from GJ-Bu, and Nika from Witch of Mercury among many others.
Grade: B

===Libido==
Sadly Youko doesn’t show off here too much, which I suppose isn’t too surprising. It’s a girls-only series, and it’s not that yuri despite people trying to think otherwise. Probably the closest, at least as far as the anime goes (I don’t know the manga too well) is when Youko dressed Nagi up in various outfits including a maid outfit. They are more in a senpai-kouhai relationship, and speaking of relationships like that I think that Youko’s love of geology got Shouko back into the hobby. She seems to like Youko a lot, but in a respectful manner and I don’t mean sexually either. As such there’s not too much to talk about when it comes to her libido, even if overall she doesn’t seem too terrible either.
Grade: B

===Age===
Youko does excellent when it comes to this area. She seems to be 21 years old, which is a perfectly great age when it comes to my criteria. Though it does pain me to realize that next year I’d be twice her age… But in brighter news her birthday is November 19th. I love that fact, as Ruri no Houseki is a rock/mineral-based series and thus they mention her birthstones in her official data. Youko, the meganekko, fittingly has “topaz” as a birthstone. It’s always hilarious when things like that work out xD. Granted it doesn’t affect her score, but overall Youko still does really well being an adult and a college student.
Grade: A+

Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And that’s the blog for the week! What did you think of it, Youko?

: I’m certainly surprised.

I suppose that makes sense, but blame being in a mostly girls-only slice of life causing your libido to be low.

: Topaz likes aggressive girls.

: N-n-no! I don’t mean that part! I can understand that, but to think that I would be in a relationship with Shouko! She’s much younger than me!

True, you should go after middle school boys instead!

: Kyaaah!

: Don’t make your fetishes even more obvious, Topaz!

Fair fair. So then what did surprise you?

: It’s mainly that my birthstone was “Topaz”.

I mean that does seem to be that way. I don’t know birthstones too well, though I do have a peridot ring that I used to wear a lot and that was mine at the time. They change too many things around occasionally.

: But I thought it was citrine!

It is! There’s multiple birthstones for whatever reason. I have no idea why but it depends on the group doing it. December apparently has like four with blue topaz being one! The other three are zircon, turquoise, and tanzanite. I don’t know about you, but I certainly get blue in December! Both because of the cold and because I get depressed because of the cold. But don’t worry as I still do my blog properly!

: Thank goodness, and at least the more recent years haven’t been bad.

True true, not that I want them to prove me wrong of course. But other than having a topaz birthstone there isn’t too much interesting about Youko’s birthday, and I would have liked a more specific year even if as a college student she does well. And a graduate student specifically! Those are usually older than regular college students!

: There have been a lot of older girls lately, haven’t there been…

Not that I mind of course, but it’s a shame normies always complain because they don’t recognize they’re only watching series for young boys. Then again they also complain about fanservice which only proves how awful they are and that they should be ignored.

: I can see that. And I am glad that you enjoyed me quite a bit.

That I did! Granted as a CGDCT slice of life it’s not like you get too much story, but I do like how they showed how much you get into research and are able to study well. You are also kind even if you aren’t as adventurous as Nagi which also goes into you not being as athletics as she is. I like how you like reading books too, and of course your voice is great too. There’s probably a lot I could talk about, but I think I got a lot of the major things hopefully.

: Do not worry as I understand, though I hope that the readers understand.

: I’m sure that they will, as Zettai at least knows the series. Though perhaps that will make him more picky about the characters.

That’s possible but I hope that won’t be the case. That said, I do like all the cool visual moments of all the gems in the series. That’s not something about Youko, other than inspiring her to explore further. It’s a very adventurous series, at least as much as reality can be I suppose. Still, I do like Youko even if she probably could have been better.

: I apologize for not showing my ass too much, and for being too… what was it? Mamocentric?

Precisely! And being fair Nagi got it far worse than you did.

: That’s mostly because she got more fans and screentime. Though that’s a bad thing in this case.

True. Boo people turning her into a cow and that includes Studio Bind! But I hope that you enjoyed the blog, even if there are some areas that could have been better.

: But of course, and I am certain that Nagi would be jealous of my posterior at the moment!

*Youko shows off her enormous ass, arching her back and pushing it towards Topaz. Her ass is gigantic now, with each cheek easily bigger than her head and showing off due to being so exposed.*

Very nice, and you should be proud! Though I imagine Nagi would grow even larger!

: Then you should talk about her too!

I probably will eventually, but next week we have to finish off the seasonal meganekkos.

: That’s true, but which one will it be? I think the pickings are a little limited.

True as there’s the lesbian one from Sanda which sadly died. But while she didn’t have too much screentime I think that I’ll talk about another mangaka next time!

: Sounds like a perverse time considering what she works on!

That she is, and I imagine that she’ll enjoy having her ass expand even if it might not fit her “non-nude” style. Regardless, take care and see you all next week!

*Topaz waves as Youko’s blog ends for this week. Who could this mangaka be? Stay tuned for the next blog!*

Anime Relations: Mono

This is the eight-hundred-ninety-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Riri are standing outside a traditional Japanese candy store.*

Welcome everyone to the second blog of the new year! I promise that I won’t be doing that every week, it’s just that I had forgotten that the first was on a Thursday last week.

: Somehow I’m not surprised that you made a mistake like that.

True as I’m often distracted and this blog is very thought-based. That said, do you know why we’re here Riri?

: Obviously we’re at the candy store to satisfy your sweet tooth.

I mean that is believable, but incorrect.

: I wasn’t seriously saying that. Rather I know we’re here to talk about an anime girl, but to think that you would wait this long for Hajime Owari! This is supposed to be a seasonal tradition, and her show aired back in 2018!

That long ago? Where does time go?

: Down the wasted tubes I imagine.

Fair enough. But luckily people won’t be wasting their time as I’m going to be talking about another meganekko. But first we’ll have to go inside!

: Seems obvious.

*The two of them enter the store. Ririchiyo whispers to Topaz.*

: Wait a minute, that’s an old lady! You can’t possibly want to talk about her!

Don’t worry as I don’t mean her. Though I hope that she’ll be coming out. It’s not like it’s hot out after all.

: Anything but! Unfortunately for you, as I know you hate the cold.

Exactly…

*Topaz and Riri wait as the old lady goes back to get the proper girl. Out comes a girl who looks half-asleep, with her hair all messed up and yawning as she comes closer. She even scratches her fat ass, plucking her panties which were showing out of her crack.*

: YAAAWWNNN… I can’t believe that I slept in so much… W-wait, who are you?

*The meganekko is flustered and hides behind the sheets that are like a doorway to her room. Her glasses are steamed all cutely as well.*

: Who are you, and why are you coming towards me?

I’m Topaz, and this is Riri. We’ve come to talk about the blog.

: The blog…? Ah yes! I believe that I allowed that. But that shouldn’t be until Thursday!

Today is Thursday.

: No, it’s…

*She looks at her phone and is surprised.*

: IT IS THURSDAY! To think that I went to sleep on Tuesday and am just now getting up!

That sounds very comfortable, though I don’t like sleep THAT much as that’s too extreme even for me.

: I really need to work on my deadlines, if I missed a day like that! Then again, I did promise that I’d do your blog… and my cat is so fuwafuwa fluffy…

*She starts to pet her cat, distracted from it as she even rubs it against her face.*

Very adorable, but don’t worry. The blog shouldn’t take too long. Well, it’ll be long enough at least. I’ll even make it so that your ass will grow too!

: M-my ass?! That sounds super perverse, and I’m not that kind of mangaka!

If only, but perhaps later in the month.

: I don’t think I’ll suddenly be asked to do a chapter like that, Topaz.

: You’re going to feel very goofy if it just so happened there was a perverse chapter this month, Topaz.

That would be a funny coincidence, but it’s not like I can predict things. I mean I suppose I can, but it’s all completely random and I’m not basing it on anything. Regardless, I do want to talk about you.

: I-in that case, allow me to get properly dressed. I’m only wearing a big shirt as pajamas!

Sounds comfortable! But sure, we’ll let you change. Riri, go and help her.

: But I can dress myseeeelf!

: I don’t doubt that, but Topaz is worried that you’d be distracted again. And it would be rude to watch you himself.

: I suppose that makes sense…

*Riri enters the room, and for her privacy we stay with Topaz. However, crazy things are happening in the room. Sounds including garbage cans getting knocked over, the stock cat screech, and various ill-fitting effects are heard.*

: Wait! Don’t be distracted! And stop knocking things over!

: But there’s so many clothes to put on! I have to look fancy but not too fancy and-

*This continues for some time, until the two girls emerge. The meganekko is wearing her usual outfit as seen in the picture.*

: You have no idea how tiring that was, Topaz.

: It’s not my fault that I thought about being more comfortable too, but couldn’t decide on what to wear…

You look great though, even if it’s similar to your usual outfit. Not that I expect anything else I suppose.

: It’s not like the cosplay closet we have at home, Topaz!

Fair enough. But thank you for joining me.

*The meganekko bows.*

: No no, thank you for allowing me to do this. After all, even if my manga is mostly famous this one could use some more love.

I agree, though it’s far from the only series with female mangaka that needs more love. That said, will you allow me to talk about you?

: Otherwise I would have changed for nothing, so go ahead Topaz. I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

Thank you, though I will mention again that I will make your ass huge. Well, for some reason the blog will, but still.

: My behind?

*She looks at it, patting it in her jeans.*

: I suppose that no trouble will come from it. Having my ass expand will also give me more cushion when I sit for hours!

: Zettai would rather it happen to Kurokawa instead, and then be used as her chair.

Of course, as Kurokawa-sensei is such a great girl for his tastes. Like how today’s girl is for mine.

: I bet you say that about all girls in glasses.

Well, I do but only because I mean it! And when I say today’s girl I mean that...



: Thank you once again for talking about me, as I know that there must have been a lot of girls you could have talked about.

There were a few, but I know that Zettai was more familiar with you. Plus you were certainly memorable, at least to a point.

: Only to a point?

I mean I can only remember so much. Sadly. I’m getting up there in age after all, and you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. I’m too forgetful for that.

: Is that why you have so many traditions? To make sure you don’t stray off the path too much?

That’s not the case, but I can understand the reasoning. That said, how about we begin talking about Haruno? She IS the “Spring” meganekko after all!

: Is that meant to mock my name or-

No, as I hadn’t intended on that being a joke. Your show aired during the Spring season, which is why you have this place. I didn’t notice until Zettai brought it up either, but I appreciate the funny coincidence.

: Phew, I was worried you were going to pick on me.

Luckily that isn’t the case. But as she said Haruno is partially “Haru” meaning Spring and “no” seems to be a part of speech meaning “Of” so her name is “Of Spring” or something similar. I don’t know, as I can’t read Japanese.

: You probably should learn eventually.

I really should, which is certainly a problem. Then I wouldn’t have to rely on terrible translators who would rather write poor self-praising works. That said, let’s not get too distracted, as I think I’ve already ranted in a previous blog about horrible localizations.

: In all fairness that hasn’t stopped you before.

I suppose that is fair, but this is also Haruno’s blog. I want to talk more about her and not get distracted.

: That is understandable. Though I believe that you were talking about my name.

Ah yes. As for “Akiyama” it seems to be a common last name in Japan and means “Autumn Mountain.*

: Wow, named for both Spring AND Fall! If only they could fit a “Natsu” in there she could be a seasonal meganekko all the time!

Nice joke, and apparently winter is “Fuyu” even if I can’t be sure. At least I didn’t rely on AI to give me an answer, even if Google is only one step ahead.

: That is alright, as I’m sure that everyone uses that site these days. Man, remember webrings?

I know! It would be cool to have those! And forums and message boards, not to mention more freedom in what you can do online for free. A shame so many people have ruined or are trying to ruin it further.

: I thought that you weren’t going to get distracted by topics like that, Topaz.

I suppose that is true, which is a shame as the internet deserves better. I’d say get rid of social media but that would only release even worse people onto other sites to ruin them. The world is a huge dumpster fire, and far too many people are okay with it continuing to burn!

: So many terrible things. If only people would pet cats and go solo camping it would be a lot better!

True true. That said, it looks like your ass is getting bigger already, Haruno.

: E-EEEH?! It can’t be working THAT fast, can it?!

*Haruno tries to arch her back to see, but as she’s pushing her cheeks out her jeans give up. They tear and show off her crack, even if she was still wearing panties. They had been eaten by her cheeks after all, pulled deep and even shaking her jiggly cheeks isn’t helping.*

: KYAH! Not my ass! Don’t look!

*She cutely sits down, trying to cover her fat almost exposed cheeks. Her panties were still in the way, even with how big her cheeks had become, but she squirms in a cute fashion.*

What a lovely ass you have! And I know that it’ll grow even bigger too as the blog will go on!

: This is so embarrassing!

*Haruno cutely sobs, but still listens to Topaz as he begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Haruno has some very light but pretty hair. The color is a little hard to tell, as I don’t know if it’s a light brown, some kind of light grey, or even a dirty white color. Still, it suits her well I think, and Haruno’s hair style is quite nice too. Her sides come out like cat ears, though not on the top of her head, and she has long and straight hair in back. Her hair seems to reach about to her hips or so, and the sides go all the way down to her chest. She has some pretty nice bangs, though unlike with Ayame last week Haruno’s bang hangs down in front between her eyes so it doesn’t cover them. It also goes about to her nose as well, if you were wondering for the length, and I like the M-shape her bangs have. Overall while not quite perfect, especially with the light color, Haruno does quite well and looks memorable enough, with the color suiting her and the somewhat messy style fitting with her not often leaving the house.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
Haruno has a very tarame-styled eye style, as is fitting with the series and her casual personality. I do prefer tsurime for the sharper look, but it wouldn’t fit Haruno, though she does have some strong upper eyelashes and linework, though I’m not talking about her eyebrows (yet). It puts a lot of emphasis on the top of her eye, with very little below it, which is fine but I do like it when the outline is more defined. She does have a bit of a corner, but it wouldn’t be as noticeable in the show itself. The color isn’t the best either, with a bluish green and both are very overused colors. Haruno is helped out by her cute glasses though, as even if they have thin frames I like how big and round they are. They give her a very childish look, which I think suits her quite well. Overall Haruno is helped out by her glasses, but even if they aren’t too my taste I do think that her eyes suit her personality fairly well. The color could certainly stand out more though.
Grade: A-

===Face==
The art style here really suits my tastes, as I like the soft-looking designs and small noses. Haruno fits well with the art style too, as while she doesn’t have much detail it works well with my tastes. I also can’t forget to bring up her eyebrows here either, as even if they could go into “eyes”. They’re far enough up to count here though, and they’re very thick eyebrows, like with Tsumugi in K-on or fittingly (considering the creator) Aoi from Yuru Camp. Overall while there isn’t too much to mention Haruno does fairly well here, and I like her soft design and thick eyebrows as they’re cute.
Grade: B+

: Haaaooo….

*Haruno is being cute further.*

: Please stop embarrassing me by calling me “cute”!

*She tries to hide her face in a pillow as she lays on her futon. Her fat, bigger ass is shaking as she’s on all fours cutely.*

Would you prefer sexy, with your ass up in the air for all to see?

: I’m just glad that she’s not making her own “air” at least.

Well, she’s my girl and not Zettai’s. Now if this was CULOkawa… But I suppose that I shouldn’t be too distracted, even if Zettai talked about her recently. This week is to look at Haruno after all, and I’m only saying things that are true!

: Well, the subjective truth when it comes to Topaz’s taste.

I suppose. But Haruno is still a very pretty girl as the art style is lovely. The soft curves work well, and I like how she doesn’t have too much detail including having a simple nose.

: So you do enjoy my looks? Then again that only makes it more embarrassing!

I guess, but you do have a great look to you! And as I mentioned I suppose I could have talked about your eyebrows earlier when it comes to your eyes but I’d count them as part of the face. The thickness is quite cute and helps out, even if they are occasionally drowned out by your hair.

: They are the same color…

True, but I do like how they are still apparent even with you having such long bangs. You even have some coming down in front of your face, even if both eyes are able to be seen. I do like long bangs like that, as it makes for a sexy appearance, but I don’t think the seductive look would go well with Haruno’s personality. I do like the length and messiness of your hair.

: I’m glad, as I rarely do anything special with it. And the sides stick out a lot too…

That’s only further cuteness, as it’s one of the reasons Kurokawa likes you since it looks like cat ears. It fits with your character well too, as you’re lazy like a cat!

: I’m not lazy!

: You probably are, but you shouldn’t throw glass houses Topaz.

I know, I’m very lazy myself. I should take the K-On girls’ lyrics seriously and Don’t Be Lazy.

: Man, that’s a long reference Topaz.

I know, over one and a half decades at this point… Man I feel old… But putting that aside, we need to continue talking about Haruno.

: You aren’t the only one that’s old though, Topaz…

You shouldn’t feel bad, as at least you have a career even if it makes you busy all the time! But I’ll get to your age and more later on. Right now we need to talk about your eyes that are also beautiful!

: Having you keep saying how beautiful I am is only embarrassing me further!

*Haruno muffles her words against a pillow, her face turning red as she kicks her feet cutely. Her bigger than normal ass, which had torn a hole in her jeans, is jiggling with grace and beauty.*

But it’s true, or at least as far as I can see! I suppose that the bluish green isn’t the best color, and I do prefer tsurime but your curved eyes fit with your more casual, friendly nature. I like how thick the upper line work is, and of course your round glasses only enhance your beauty and I like how you wear them most of the time like all good meganekkos should!

: Eh heh… I’m glad that you appreciate that so much.

But of course! There’s far too many who lose their glasses as time goes on, and as such you make for such a good Spring Meganekko! Even without the joke of your name!

: I’m glad to hear that! And I’m ready to hear about more too Topaz!

That’s good, because we’re going to be talking about your body next!

: My what…?

*Haruno has cute simple eyes after Topaz says that, and he continues onward to the next sections of the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
There isn’t a lot to talk about when it comes to Haruno’s build, unfortunately. Not because she’s slender, as that’s a fairly good thing and the anime world could use more slender adults like her. She just doesn’t show off, which I suppose isn’t surprising considering this isn’t a perverse anime, but more information would be helpful. If only she broke a chair with her fat ass like a certain “Mountainous” author from another series. Fortunately there are some good things about Haruno. She’s somewhat tall, by technicality, as she’s 165 which is still 10 cm above the average height and being around high school girls means she looks a bit taller as a result. I liked the scene where she stepped out into the summer heat and became completely soaked by sweat, as it shows how dependent Haruno is on staying indoors. As a result her skin seems to be very light. Haruno also has poor physical strength, being a hikikomori and rarely leaving the house until she joins the cast in the series. Still, I find Haruno to be quite cute despite her not being able to stand warm weather, but she could certainly be taller and show off her ass more as not showing off more hurts. Granted I know it’s not that type of series, but still.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Again this isn’t the type of series where characters are shown off, but I do appreciate Haruno being surprisingly slim. Either that or her clothing really hides something, but I doubt that is the case even if her clothes are on the loose side. She doesn’t seem to show off and I appreciate that she’s a slim adult too. She’s not even jealous as there’s not really a mamocentric character in the series, which is quite fortunate and a little amazing. The art style helps some, and it is possible that she has some curve but it is hard to tell. Still, overall Haruno does quite well here even if she doesn’t show off, but that’s to her advantage I think.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Haruno doesn’t have too varied of a wardrobe, at least as far as I remember, but it is quite cute and fitting. She usually wears a casual white button down shirt with black pants, and when at home she has the big red robe that I imagine has a better name that I don’t know about. She also wears some other shirts in other episodes, like a black or a green one, as well. She also has some gag outfits such as a ninja and kimono though those are more imagined moments. I’d say that she likes more casual and relaxed outfits, which do tend to be looser and as mentioned earlier it hides her figure somewhat. Still, I do like Haruno’s outfits overall even if she doesn’t show off too much nor has a lot of variety. And this is mostly the anime, though I wish I could have found out if she wore more outfits in the manga.
Grade: B-

It is a shame that Haruno doesn’t show off as much as she could, but I guess that’s the type of anime she’s from…

*Topaz nods to himself as Haruno shakes him while he has his arms crossed.*

: What are you talking about? I wouldn’t show off my body! It’s far too embarrassing!

: It’s a shame you don’t realize how em-BARE ASSED you are right now though…

: What do you mean-KYAAH!

*Haruno realizes that the hole her fat ass has torn in her jeans was even bigger, as her cheeks had grown further. They were barely being kept inside, and she has a cute face as she covers her bum.*

: M-my butt! To be fair I did enjoy having more cushion, and fortunately it seems like it won’t be too difficult to carry around even if I’m not very athletic, but regardless this is bigger than I had ever expected!

But it looks beautiful, and you should take more pride in being assy! Though the same carries to other girls. A shame you’re not this assy in the series either!

: I’d never be able to show off! Even less than normal!

I don’t think your clothes would be able to hide such massive cheeks though. But even in canon Haruno has a pretty good body. I do like tall girls even if that’s only tall by Japanese standards.

: Listen, you’re just barely taller than she is.

Not my fault I’m a short king. Or Emperor as the case may be. But I won’t use terms like that because I’m not some high schooler or something. I do like Haruno being slim too, as often times adults are mamocentric so having women like in this show be slimmer is always a good thing. And even moreso that there isn’t really a mamocentric character in sight either.

: A perfect series for Zettai!

True, at least if they showed asses like in ZatsuTabi.

: I keep saying that we aren’t that kind of series, Topaz!

A shame as it made you lose points. But don’t worry as I understand. I still do appreciate your body though, as you do have a lovely figure and I like you not being able to handle heat as that was one thing that got me to notice the show.

: I suppose that makes sense, even if you like my current size…

Your slim figure only makes your gigantic ass look better, and it’ll grow further as we continue with the blog too!

: I-IT WILL?!

But of course, though first we do need to talk about your clothing. It’s not bad and I like the design and how comfortable it looks as it’s quite cute. The main problem is that it really doesn’t do well enough to show off, and she could use more variety as well. Not that her clothes are bad of course, but as I said more cool or fetishy outfits could work too.

: F-fetishy?! I’m not that kind of author, Topaz!

I suppose that’s fair, and it would only make you look even better. Still, you do decently in all three areas so I can’t complain.

: Phew, I’m glad that I’m doing well…

: But the points are worthless! Why would you care?

: It’s good to see someone appreciating me I suppose… But I do wonder why that is?

While you’re thinking about that I’ll continue with the blog then!

: I look forward to it!

KKKKSSSKKKK

*The sound of a can opening is heard as Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Haruno has a pretty good personality, even if she is a fairly obvious author proxy. She works on 4koma manga much like the creator of her series, and it includes works that she did in the past as well as even making the story as an in-universe manga as well! She also loves cats, even if the one she has tends to wander about and is seen in unusual locations which I find amusing. Her first manga was about a wandering cat too. Haruno also has an addiction to curry and has to have it at least once a month or so due to growing up on the meal, and there’s also the moment she buys a lot of ham which also causes her to get a silly name in the credits and nickname in the series. She also seems to like drinking, though considering some things it is possible that she just gives in easily to temptation as well. Haruno is very cat-like due to lazing about but she is a serious mangaka, and she came from Ise and lives with her grandmother. She met Satsuki when selling a camera to the girl, even if she was sick at the time and had a deadline though in fairness Haruno often has deadlines hanging above her. It’s something I certainly understand xD. Sadly Haruno also has some bad trouble attracting bad luck in the supernatural sense, making her feel weaker and unlucky. Overall while there isn’t too much to talk about, as the series is a very slice-of-life style one, and I don’t know the manga too well, Haruno still does quite well with her comforting and relaxed personality. At least when she’s not giving into her vices like food, drink, or lazing about. Haruno is voiced by Reina Ueda who is a great and cute choice for her voice. Other roles she’s done include Akane from Gridman, Lily from Aikatsu, and Mayu from Wonderful PreCure among many others.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
This is one problem with slice of life series, as they don’t often explore this area. Haruno suffers as I don’t think she shows off too much, though she is fairly “friendly” while drunk. She also hangs out with high school girls, though even better would be if she was with a young middle school boy instead for this area but everyone knows that shows like this can’t have men or there would be riots in the streets. It is possible that she has yuri teasing with Komada who is her childhood friend, but I can’t be sure. Still, Haruno does alright as I wouldn’t think she would outright dismiss perverse things, though it’s a shame she’s not an erotic artist like another mangaka meganekko this year xD.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Haruno, despite being friends with high school girls, is an adult. She has the ability to drive which allows the girls to take many trips and take more pictures. She’s probably somewhere in her 20s or so, but it’s hard to tell with the art style and it doesn’t help that she’s a NEET other than her job of being a mangaka. It would appear that her birthday is in April, but I’m not sure what date it is. Regardless, Haruno still overall does quite well though a more exact age would have likely given her a perfect score here.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 77
Average score: 8.6
Final Grade: B+

And that’s the blog for the week! What do you think of it, Haruno?

: Weeee~

*Haruno is swaying cutely, with a foamy can in her hand.*

EH?! She’s drunk?!

: I tried to get her to stop, but she ended up sitting on me! Darn you and your blog making her ass so huge!

*Indeed as Haruno’s enormous ass was pinning Ririchiyo down.*

Why didn’t you use your own huge ass to counter hers?!

: She hit me with a surprise ASStack! What could I do?

: Don’t worry, Topaz! I heard everything~ Zzzzz…

*Haruno starts falling asleep while still sitting on Ririchiyo’s back.*

Wow, this looks like rodeo!

: I’m not a COW Topaz!

Certainly not, but with her bucking around it looks goofy. Sadly I cannot describe it as well, so sight gags aren’t great in the series.

: Yet you referenced her faces through the whole thing.

Haruno has really great faces though! But I suppose that I need to wake her up…

*Topaz pours water against Haruno’s face, making her shake cutely dry. Her hair quickly springs back into position as well.*

: Auuuu… What happened?

I think that you were drinking while I was talking about your personality.

: Oh no! And I stripped! Wait, I’m still wearing clothes… Then why do I feel a breeze?

*She looks back and sees that her jeans have been nearly destroyed. She also gets off Ririchiyo, fortunately for the assistant.*

: My apologies!

Don’t worry as I understand. You are weak to vices as I mentioned, even if you are cute as a result. I also respect you as a mangaka, even if you live with family. I mean it’s something I do too, so I understand. Much like the procrastination.

: It’s not my fault that I have all these deadlines!

Mangaka is a difficult if laid-back career, and I respect it. You have a lot of free time but that also means that you don’t have set hours and thus you can easily be distracted. Much like I can be with my blogs.

: So you understand?!

But of course! That said, I also like how you enjoy eating as well, including curry though I don’t know if I’ve had ACTUAL curry before. Regardless, I like how you spend your time with younger girls and go across the map going on adventures. Even if sometimes you get cursed.

: That’s always a problem, as I have bad luck. Even now I’m cursed with this enormous ass!

*She shows off by plopping her fat cheeks on the table, which Haruno’s ass nearly breaks from the impact.*

That’s more of a blessing than a curse though! It looks so sexy!

: If only she had more libido she might be able to appreciate it better.

True, like if she was hanging out with a high school boy and preferably a shota instead!

: Don’t think of naughty situations, even if that would make for a good manga…

I agree! But don’t feel pressured if it wouldn’t feel natural as you’re better at simple slice of life, which these days is a lost art. Or maybe it’s because I didn’t watch many shows last year.

: You played too many games!

I know… But getting back to Haruno, she is a great age.

: Am I? I was afraid I was getting too close to Christmas cake age…

Makes sense considering that holiday was recently. But don’t worry as there’s a lot of great 20 year old characters these days. 25 is the new 16! Just not in reality, obviously.

: It doesn’t help that you’re a lot older as well.

Man… Like I felt earlier it really feels like I’m older. But the slow pace of time means that it’s not as obvious until it’s too late. That said, Haruno is a great age but more precise age and even a birthdate would have been nice. And of course I greatly enjoyed Haruno’s voice as well.

: Thank you for complimenting me so much, even if I’m not sure I deserve it.

Of course you do! Especially now that your ass is so huge! But now that the blog is done we’ll have to be going.

: A shame, but I am certain I shall be seeing you sometime!

Perhaps, but I look forward to it.

: So where are we going to next?

Well, the next girl might give us a rocky start but I hope that we find a true gem!

: What sort of hint is that…

: A dumb one, even if I understand that. It looks like we’ll need heavy boots as we’re going to be mountaineering…

Certainly for the girl who is taking geology glasses-I mean classes! And luckily I don’t think that it’s a lesser science like Sheldon either!

: Nice reference!

Thank you, and we’ll be seeing all you readers next time. So be sure to tune in!

*With that Topaz ends this week’s blog. Stay tuned for next time!*

Anime Relations: Momentary Lily, Momentary Lily: Tsuzuiteiku Kappou, Kappou!

This is the eight-hundred-ninety-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin with Topaz and Ririchiyo emerging from a huge vault door.*

Phew! It feels like a lot happened outside, but luckily we were safe in there!

: Don’t pretend that this is some kind of Fallout reference, Topaz. You only had us in there so you could make sure you’d finish Scribblenauts in time for the new years!

I blame the game being a lot longer than I initially thought, and that I wanted it to be the 275th and last game I finished this year. Fortunately I was able to complete it and can get to work on the blog. But what the heck?!

*Topaz looks out to the streets, which seem to be empty. The buildings seem destroyed as well.*

It looks like we survived the apocalypse! They forgot to switch into "No Disasters" in the Debug Menu! Quick, make sure that I don’t break my glasses, as we have time now!

: How many things are you going to reference… And besides, whatever caused this must still be around!

That’s if this is something alive and moving and not something like a plague or bomb.

: Topaz, we’ve already had a disease that wiped out so many, I don’t think that you’d use that again.

Fair point. But how do you know that this was caused by a machine of some type?

: Take a look.

*She points to a big monster that is terrorizing the city.*

: BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ

Ah, I can see it now. At least it’s not a zombie apocalypse or super volcano or something.

: Then again, I think that I’ve seen that thing somewhere before. Hopefully we won’t get in trouble for the likeness…

I doubt it. Though I suppose that eventually we’ll lose the picture which is a shame. But hey, the parent company they’re owned by NEVER sues people for misusing their copyrights. Wait a minute…

: This is no time for worrying about that, Topaz! MOVE!

*Ririchiyo tackles Topaz who was spacing out a bit. Fortunately she was able to make both of them evade the long tentacle-like arm of the machine.*

: BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ

It looks like we’ve only angered it by causing the attack to miss! Don’t worry buddy, I know how that feels. I’ve faced opponents who use Double Team.

: This is no time to bond with the bloodthirsty machine, Topaz! We’ve got to get out of here, or defeat that!

????: I do not think that is possible, as you don’t have Andvari. Let me take care of this, as I’ll destroy that Wild Hunt!

*A mysterious meganekko comes out of shadows, looking chuunibyou. She even has her hand over her eye, the one that is covered by bangs.*

Well, at least it’s first name doesn’t end in a “CK” word. Poor Duck Hunt requiring good diction! Heh, dic-

: This is no time to be making bad jokes (and I hope that it never is, with how often you make them). We’ve got to escape!

: You don’t necessarily need to escape, as this one looks weak. I should show you the might of SURTR!

*The girl brings out a sword-like weapon, which bursts into flames. She also brings out a second too, dual wielding katanas like a chuuni should.*

Nice, a flaming sword! That’s quite useful in Scribblenauts, but do be careful of enemies that absorb fire!

: This is no time to reference video games.

: Guilty! Thinking of video games at this time should not be allowed. But let me take care of this enemy!

*The black-haired meganekko does a spinning leap, enhanced by the might of her weapon. She then brings it down, slicing the monster in half and causing it to immolate in flames.*

: BZZZ BZZZ BZZZzzzz

: Once again I have cut another unworthy thing…

*She puts her sword back in her sheath. As she does so the enemy explodes, leaving no evidence.*

Nice! Though I do wonder how those took over if you were able to defeat them so easily…

: Blame me not getting my Andvari until after, and there’s many other reasons. But it is quite surprising, as there haven’t been any men around so seeing one is unusual.

I mean your series does have “lily” in the title, and while that might refer to Yuri the character considering another meaning of “yuri” might be appropriate…

: Yes, but it has been a while. S-so if I might be a little Guilty I hope you won’t be too awkward.

*She blushes cutely, before going back to chuuni posing.*

So I’m the last man alive! Time to repopulate the world, and first the girls who said they wouldn’t date me unless it’s the end of the world!

: Topaz… You do know that this thing is fake, right?

F-fake?! Oh no! Has this blog all been some dream?! No, then there would be more fanservice… Though it does explain asses becoming bigger…

: I assure you, this is not a dream!

*She has a goofy face in a chibi fashion.*

: Though… Did you say that you made asses bigger…

Yes. It is a side effect of my blogs. I talk about girls and they enjoy hearing me praise them. Most of the time, as sometimes there are horrible villains who deserve torment, but I’m sure that a wonderful girl like you would score well.

*She blushes cutely.*

: M-ME? CUTE?! Guilty! You are likely only trying to get on my good side! Then you’ll… do something. I’m not exactly clear on to what though…

I only want to talk about you, as to show the world what I think about you! Granted you’re not the only meganekko in the show, but I hope to talk about your friends eventually!

: Plus any praise for her and this series is needed. Boo so many people disliking it for some reason!

True, as people can’t appreciate good culture these days. As if the fake PreCure fans weren’t enough!

: So you’re just going to talk about me, and make my ass bigger…

*She looks at it, patting her sexy rear and blushing. The chuunibyou meganekko then poses, and sadly not by bending over and mooning.*

: Of course, as I am not putting focus on my behind! GUILTY GUILTY! Even the narrator is GUILTY!

What is this, having wrong answers in Phoenix Wright?

: Stop referencing video games, Topaz. She called that Guilty already!

: Oh? Are you using Guilty like in Guilty Dark?

*She runs up to Riri and holds her hands, having stars in her eyes to show excitement.*

: Didyoulikehowtheyshowedoffinepisodesixteenthebondbetweenthetwoheroes? Ithasallkindsofcallbacksliketothesceneinthecafeteriaandthesceneinthe…

*The girl continues to blabber on, talking so fast that neither of them can listen. Even the blog narrator cannot, as the words pour out of the meganekko’s mouth.*

W-well, regardless of that, we really should be getting to the blog.

: She hasn’t said she’d do it though, and it looks like she’s too flustered to have her ass grow either!

She needs more appreciation for asses then!

: Do not worry. I know that any fan of Guilty Dark is reliable and worth being friends with! Go ahead with the blog… Topaz, was it? I look forward to hearing you talk.

Then let’s not let our fans wait, though hopefully we’ll be able to be read with it being post-apocalypse and all. Regardless, even in the new year let me say that...



: To think that even in the post-apocalypse you’d be talking about anime girls, Topaz.

Of course, as long as I’ll be doing this it won’t matter what happens in the background! But I’m glad to be talking about Ayame, as a lot of girls with that name are troublesome.

: G-GUILTY!? I’m not counted among those, right?

Certainly not, and I like you a lot which is why I want to talk about you. Your show also needs more love and more people talking about it.

: Sadly I don’t think that this will effect much, since even when there were more people around you had like one reader.

: That’s barely any!

Agreed! Not that I mind having a small fanbase, as it keeps people from complaining. Plus I’m doing this just for fun and not for attention as well. If I was I’d do nothing but Jump heroines, but I haven’t watched enough of their shows to do a good blog on them.

: At least with MHA done you can do the girls from there.

That’s true, and I’m at least caught up in the Dragon Ball anime so I can talk about them too. That said, let’s not get too distracted. We’re talking about Ayame this week.

: Indeed. Being too distracted would be GUILTY. But to think that you are talking about me in such a fashion.

You deserve it though, since as mentioned your series needs more love! You’ll even be the seasonal meganekko for winter too!

: That is quite an award, I think.

I mean you beat out Hina as well as other characters. But I’m sure that I’ll talk about her eventually. That said, it’s time to talk about you, and I shouldn’t get distracted further!

: Granted you probably will. Almost twenty years and you’re still going in circles for dialog.

I’m still not good at writing even if I’ve had a lot of experience, but that only shows how much I appreciate being able to do this. As for Ayame, let’s start as usual and begin with her name. Ayame seems to be an iris flower of some sort, though I suppose other kanji can make up the name but hers is the correct spelling from what I can tell.

: So you’re saying that she has a flower name too, like with Yuri?

I suppose so. Like Hinageshi is a common poppy, and even "Erica" seems to be a flowering plant which explains the Gym Leader as well! Though her Japanese name is the same as her Western one too which is cool and a sign of good localization. And being fair "Erica" is a plant and her name is "EriKa" with a "K" but regardless it makes more sense.

: Guilty. To think that we’d have things in common.

A lot of series does that, and I’m glad that they didn’t rename her “Heather” or something. Regardless, let’s not get too distracted as Ayame’s last name is Sakuya.

: That makes me think of the Touhou girl, Topaz. And also the fake AVGN version of that name.

Makes sense, so go Sa-KUY-ya. But it seems that the way to spell Ayame’s surname in Kanji seems to be “Question Mark”.

: Maybe you shouldn’t have mentioned it if you didn’t know.

But I do know and it means-

: He means the word “Question Mark”. Not some silly joke that will take too long to explain.

: Oh, I see then.

Thank you for explaining it as succinctly as possible, Ayame.

: But of course! Though it does seem like having you start the blog is already making m-my posterior larger…

*Ayame pats her ass, which jiggles unlike before due to her cheeks becoming bigger.*

: It is embarrassing to show off though…

Don’t worry, as we have some time before bringing up your ass. Let’s get started properly.

: Agreed, and Kappou-wait what?!

*Ayame throws her hand in a fist upward, before realizing what Topaz had said. Fortunately he continues the blog as if nothing had happened.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Ayame’s hair is the main reason that I wanted to talk about her over Hinageshi though being fair the gamer imouto is really cool as well. But that’s a blog for another time, as I want to look at Ayame in particular today. And she has some really amazing hair. It’s a really beautiful black which is my favorite hair color, and while she keeps it in a ponytail it’s a really long one that reaches about to her waist. That means that it’ll likely go to her hips if it wasn’t up. It’s also a fairly voluminous one which means that she probably has straight hair when down and that looks really good. I also like Ayame’s great yellow bow as it’s really cute and stands out with the dark color of her hair. I also can’t forget that she has long bangs, covering her left eye like the chuunibyou she is. Her sides are long as well, as even if she has her hair done up in a ponytail she still has some that reaches her collar. Her sides don’t cover her ears entirely but good enough for me. Overall Ayame has an amazing hairstyle and color for me, with a great ponytail and black color. I even like her hair covering her eye cutely as well, even if normally I like hime cuts.
Grade: A

===Eyes===
This is another area where Ayame does well, though considering she’s a seasonal meganekko that isn’t too surprising. She has nice rectangle glasses with a thick underframe which frames her eyes really well. She doesn’t wear them in the bath but that is understandable, but otherwise wears them most of the time. Ayame does have a tsurime from what I can tell, it’s a little hard to tell but I’m pretty sure that she suits me well. She also has some really nice emphasis in the corners as well. Sadly I can’t exactly tell her eye color though not just because of my eyes this time. I THINK that they’re a pale blue or something, but it’s possible that they’re a light grey as well and it’s hard to tell. Still, overall Ayame does have really nice eyes between the shape and glasses but I would have liked her eye color to be more defined and hopefully not blue due to how overdone it is.
Grade: A-

===Face==
I suppose that I need to bring up the art style, as even if this was the first GoHands show that I saw I do know the art style fairly well. It’s a somewhat 3D-ish art style that bothers some people but I didn’t mind it too much. Ayame’s face looks alright too, with not too much detail which is something that I enjoy. She does have a noticeable nose but that’s just how the art style is and her glasses make it not seem as bad. I also like some of her cute expressions too, as the art style meant that they could have random chibi expressions at times which I like. The freedom really helps I imagine. Overall there isn’t too much to talk about when it comes to Ayame and her face, but the youthful and cute shape of it and her lovely expressions are all really good.
Grade: B

: E-EH?! To think that my hair would be the reason you’d talk about me over Hinageshi…

But your hair is fantastic! Not that hers is bad, but I really like black hair!

*Ayame is flustered, playing with her bangs in a chuunibyou way. She blushes as she swings her ponytail too, her fat ass jiggling as she moves around. Still, she holds her plump cheeks, noticing that her panties were not only exposed but showing off.*

: To think that you would compliment my ratty-looking hair.

Nonsense as it looks bouncy and great, and so does your bigger ass too. But let’s not get too distracted, even if it is a lovely ass. I do really adore black hair, and it goes well with your glasses which match. Sadly your eyes don’t, having a very basic blue color which is a shame.

: Blue eyes are a problem?

Certainly as they’re far too common! Otherwise it looks alright with your design, though your glasses and shape of your eyes do a lot of heavy lifting. It’s a lovely shape and I like the details, and even having one eye hidden is sexy too.

: Topaz likes that kind of bangs.

: Ufu, I am merely hiding some of my power!

*Ayame takes a chuuni pose, flicking her bangs and showing her perfectly normal eye under the bangs.*

And as the narrator says, I’m glad that your eyes are the same as well.

: N-nonsense, as one is full of JUDGMENT!

No judging here, though I suppose I am ranking your design. So I’m the one who is putting out all the JUDGMENT myself. Luckily your eyes do well, and you keep your glasses on most of the time. Even in the pool episode you wear them, but not wearing them in the bath episode was understandable. Don’t want them to break in water after all. But if only they weren’t wearing towels there! Boo this awful dumb world sometimes.

: If only the censors would be destroyed by Wild Hunt instead!

Agreed, at this point I’d welcome something like that destroying the world and remaking it better!

: If only!

Exactly! And since I missed mentioning it I do like free hair more, but Ayame’s ponytail is still quite cute. The length is nice, and even the yellow ribbon looks cute and stands out in her dark hair.

: Ufu, it is all thanks to Guilty Dark inspiring me~ Afterallintheepisodewheretheleadgetstheribbon-

*Words start pouring out of Ayame’s mouth once again.*

No no, you don’t need to understand.

: Fair, as I shouldn’t spoil it if you haven’t seen the series.

E-exactly. Now, let’s get to the last point which is your face. You have a fairly basic face, not to say anything bad about it.

*Ayame is shocked.*

: E-eh?! You’ll say bad about it?!

Nonsense! At least I’m not hating the art style because it’s not KyoAni or something either. I like simple faces and while there isn’t too much to talk about I do like her design a lot. The dot nose is great, as are the random chibification expressions. I like when a show doesn’t have to keep itself serious.

: I see, so it is not an insult to say that my face is basic…

Exactly! You have soft features and a fairly simple design which works well with the art style and looks good. Overall your head is very pretty.

: P-PRETTY?! GUILTY!

*She is even more flustered than before.*

You really don’t know what to do when someone compliments you, do you. That said, there’s still a lot more to talk about.

: And he doesn’t mean Guilty Dark either!

: A shame, but I am looking forward to hearing you talk.

Then talk I shall!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Ayame has a pretty decent build to her, being on the slender side though that isn’t a bad thing either. She has a slim body and is a decent height compared to the other girls I think. Despite there being a bath episode she sadly wears a towel, and she wears a one piece swimsuit so we don’t see her navel sadly (though it does have a low cut back so we’d see it in back). Ayame does have some slight ass moments in the swimsuit episode though, even if not as notable as Hina’s. Her legs are decent and I’m not a foot person either. Still, she does pretty well too. As mentioned there’s the somewhat 3D-ish style of the animation but I find it not too bad and makes the action scenes a lot more action-packed compared to speedlines the anime. From the lineups I think Ayame is the second-tallest, but Sazanka is close in height (at third). Overall while there isn’t too much to talk about Ayame’s slender body fits her well and I appreciate the buttshots as more anime needs to follow their impression. A shame the series didn’t do better though, both due to the animation and asses for whatever reason as there needs to be more love for girlass!
Grade: B+

===Chest===
As mentioned Ayame is on the slimmer side which is quite nice. Her chest is nearly flat though she does have a bit of a curve, though nothing that makes her seem too big of course. Her chest is also not excessively shown off either, and she doesn’t seem to have envy either which helps out. Or at least no envy that I could remember. Regardless overall Ayame does quite well with her modest chest in this area.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Ayame has some pretty good clothes, considering the post apocalyptic nature of her series. She tends to wear her uniform which consists of a black sailor uniform with pleated skirt and white necktie, quite a good uniform if I do say so and I like the colors suiting her well too. She also occasionally wears an oversized jacket with it, to further look like a chuunibyou. Ayame has a few more sexy outfits, including the towel in the bath episode (though that’s not good manners) and the lovely black swimsuit. Granted it is a one piece but it suits her body well and has ribbons on the chest and hips above her ass which brings a little bit of nice attention to it. More variety would have helped, but overall Ayame still does really well and I do appreciate her lovely black uniform and swimsuit as they look good on her.
Grade: B

: To think that someone would appreciate my slim body…

What are you talking about? I need to appreciate all kinds of bodies. Though I suppose that yours isn’t “slim” any more.

: Topaz! You can’t just say that about a girl!

: E-EH?! What do you mean I’m not slim?!

Just look at how huge your ass has become, Ayame! Or should I say, AyBUMe?

: That is too forced, Topaz. A shame you’re an American idiot and not the Green Day kind, or you’d be able to call her SaCULOya.

I was never into green tea either. But look at it!

*The camera looks closely at Ayame’s huge cheeks, which are far bigger than they were on the show. Each one was about the size of her head, and she even tears out of her panties as her skirt fails to cover such a gigantic ass.*

: S-stop staring! Though it does feel like half my weight is in my hips now!

Sounds sexy, and more girls need to appreciate their fat girlass like that! Though guys need to appreciate girlass first, as if the bad publicity doesn’t help. Boo censorship causing so many troubles!

: True, as that’s why we wore towels in the bath. But to think that you’d like my body, Topaz. Even without counting my massive cheeks.

*To show off Ayame jiggles her hips, bouncing and rippling her huge cheeks with every motion.*

: I am glad that you like me a lot.

It helps that you show off your body a fair bit. Be it in the bath or pool episodes, and even official art helps! Well, the design notes at least.

: If only more design notes came with “She is known for her huge succulent ass” so fanartists will understand and not be confused into hitting themselves with mamocentric art.

That explains a lot. But speaking of chests I can see why Ayame called herself “slender” she may not be completely flat but in clothes she does seem that way.

: GUILTY! GUILTY! PERVERT!

*Ayame has a cute shocked expression and is waving her pointing finger towards Topaz.*

I don’t mean it like that! I only mean it in the best ways and couldn’t think of a better way to put it!

: I can believe Topaz. Either he couldn’t think of a way to describe how your clothes make you look more reserved or he just wanted to make a silly scene with you outbursting.

: Ah, I see then… But it does seem like you like my clothing at least.

But of course! The black school uniform with white tie and collar-stripe is cool, I like your dress, and your big jacket looks really cool too!

: JUDGMENT! I am glad that you see the appeal in these clothes!

But of course! The only issues I can see is that you don’t have a lot of variety, though I do like your one piece swimsuit with nice bows. A shame you didn’t wear naked apron, but swimsuit apron isn’t bad and I like all the kappou cooking sessions. Granted I’m probably misspelling it, as I’m bad at that.

: Don’t worry. I’m sure that Zettai understands since he’s read so much of your work.

And I appreciate that, even if he knows about Ayame. Regardless, it’s time to continue on with the blog!

: I am a little nervous, but go ahead and continue!

Certainly, and thank you for understanding even if my words are somewhat confusing at times. That said, let’s keep looking at Ayame!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Ayame is quite an interesting character even if there isn’t a lot to talk about, plus the spoilers are kinda weird too. Firstly Ayame seems like the calm and collected type, the type that would be a class president though she wasn’t one (even if her friend Sazanka calls her that). As a result she’s appointed the leader after the events in the second episode, as she’s the one to take charge. It does put a fair bit of pressure on her though, but fortunately her friends help to support her both in general and with Kappou. She also takes part in said cooking fun as well, learning how to cook better as the series goes on. Ayame is also the one who named all the weapons that the girls find in their adventures as well, and in particular she has a long sword named “Surtr”. She is a big chuunibyou and a light novel fan, especially of one “Guilty Dark” which she gets all motor mouthed about and I find cute.

: Excuse me for enjoying things!

I’m certainly not complaining, at least about that. But at least wait until an interruption, as that’s Guilty! Speaking of which, Ayame tends to say “Guilty” or “Justice” or similar things from that series in English to show her expression. I like it and found it fun, like the rest of the series. And like with her talking I like her being passionate about her activities even if she does tend to look a little edgelord-like on occasion. Her poses and general movements tend to be chuunibyou as well, likely due to using Guilty Dark as a base. She also learns later on that she’s a clone based on a human, with all the memories of her “past self” as she fights the various monsters (which she also named). Overall while there isn’t too much to Ayame’s character I do like her chuunibyou nature and how it fits well with the situation she’s found herself in. I’ll also mention that Ayame is voiced by Miyuki Shimabukuro who has done roles like Yuuna from the Yuuna-san bath series and Narumi the short girl from HanaKana.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
There isn’t a lot that is shown off in this area. It’s not that kind of series after all, even if there are yuri implications. Ayame in particular seems to bond with her childhood friend Sazanka who helps her out, and they even have a cute moment together as well though the gal should have had more moments (though with all the characters I suppose that would be hard to do). I’ll also add that Ayame seems to like light novels, being very passionate about them though the lewdness in them is something that I can’t be sure about. She is a little embarrassed about wearing a swimsuit, which is a shame as she looks good in it! Overall Ayame could have done a lot better, but she does nicely regardless and scores decently as a result.
Grade: B

===Age===
I’m not exactly sure how old Ayame is sadly. It’s possible that it was brought up in some episode, but I don’t remember and sadly my research in my usual spots ran cold. Granted sadly Momentary Lily isn’t too popular and thus doesn’t have a lot of fans that would write down moments like that. I can’t even tell if Ayame is a high school student or a middle school one either! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, especially since I confuse the two far too often and they wouldn’t grade too differently. There’s also the fact that the one that we see is only a clone of another girl, and thus is mostly timeless I think. As such, overall Ayame does alright here judging by her appearance but more information would have helped even if it wouldn’t change her score too much.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 79
Average score: 8.8
Final Grade: B+

And with that Ayame’s blog is over! What did you think of it?

: G-GUILTY! To think that you would consider my relationship with Sazanka l-lewd!

So you’re saying that it’s only platonic?

: T-that doesn’t matter!

Fair as I was only bringing up something potential, even if it’s not brought up by the show itself. You need more pride in yourself though Ayame, and not be embarrassed in a swimsuit!

: I certainly will be, though these days I doubt that I’ll be able to fit into one now that my backside is so huge! Just LOOK at it!

*Ayame turns around and bends over, mooning Topaz with her plump cheeks. Her fat ass ripples in a glorious way, her ass gigantic and jiggly while she moves her cheeks too and fro.*

: I am guilty myself! To think that I would allow you to do this, as I won’t even be able to fit into my panties any longer!

But it’s a lovely ass, and you should go around bottomless and proudly too! More girls should!

: You just want Zettai to be happier!

I mean it’s also because it’s sexy, but his happiness is important! Just like any happiness of a friend! But getting back to Ayame, her age is decent even if I’m not quite sure how old she is. It might have came up in the series, but sadly I can’t remember.

: Being fair that’s been a big problem for you lately. Granted you’ve been experiencing a lot of things, but that’s no excuse.

I know! It’s a shame that I can’t remember that sort of thing even with series that come out last year! I should be ashamed!

: I suppose that you wouldn’t want to correct yourself if you made a more concrete age, but I do thank you for not asking as that wouldn’t be polite.

I’m glad that you understand my JUDGMENT. And don’t worry, as even if I forget some of the lesser things like age I still appreciate you. Though to think that you would interrupt, as that’s not something that happens too often.

: It’s your fault as you were talking about Guilty Dark in such a way! ImeancanyouevenappreciateanimewithoutlikingGuiltyDark? Theleadissuchawellwrittenoneandthemainrivaltoo-

*Ayame continues to talk, the words spilling out of her mouth.*

Don’t worry, as if it wasn’t fictional I probably would have watched it by now.

: Only if there was a meganekko. Otherwise you’d say you’d want to watch it and end up forgetting.

Darn my past actions being so predictable. But still, I do like Ayame. Both her and Hina are great meganekkos, the types of nerdy girls that I like. Ayame herself is more Chuunibyou and we haven’t had too many recently which I appreciate. And even less that are “mine” as most like Yohane are Zettai’s. I also like her school president-like personality.

: Why do people keep saying that? Is it the glasses?

I mean that is probably a factor, but it’s also your love of law and such.

: Law?

You do throw around “Guilty” and “Judgment” a lot, and in English no less which I find cute. And I appreciated that moment with Sazanka though the gal could have used more time to shine.

: You could say that about all the girls though, Topaz. Especially Yuri.

That is a fair point, and it is a shame what happened to her. And I suppose that some people are confused by the whole “clone” reveal too, as people are idiots.

: I mean there were probably a lot of Yuridiots who watched the show due to having “Lily” in the title. They’re mentally backwards after all.

True true. Not that I mind yuri, both the girls love and the blonde girl, but it’s the ones who love the girls love a little too much that are the problem. They need to have a few good sessions to understand and respect hetero relationships.

: I think I understand. But that said, I believe that it is time for you to be going Topaz.

I suppose that is true, as Riri and I have to visit the next girl.

: No, I mean you in particular.

Eh? What do you mean?

: Like THIS! SURTR’S STRIKE!

*With that Ayame slashes at Topaz, sending him flying into a nearby pool. Only for some reason he wasn’t hitting the water as his wound was bleeding out. It seemed nearly bottomless. He lets out a gasp for air, covered in water and-*

Anime Relations: Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Panty & Stocking in Sanitarybox, New Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

This is the eight-hundred-ninety-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return to where we left off last time, with Topaz surrounded by demons.*

: HEY! I’m a youkai, and not a demon!

Agreed! She may have horns, be naughty in the bedroom, and smack me around a few times but that doesn’t mean she’s a demon!

: Exactly-WAIT NO!

*She pounds on Topaz for saying such things, but in a cute and non-damaging way.*

: Oh ho ho~ It would appear that the mortals are fighting amongst themselves. How amusing.

: True. Perhaps we should leave them to their own devices, and take off.

Wait no! We were just ribbing one another!

*Topaz is on his knees, pulling the legs of the two red-skinned demons as they started to leave.*

Please, I need both of you here! Well, technically I only need one but since you’re both here and it’s a special occasion I want to talk about both of you!

: Special occasion? I’m not so sure about that. What reason do we have to stick around?

: It’s not like they’re angels, and I’m sure that we can corrupt them fairly easily.

Only one of you can, as the other is Zettai’s girl!

: Three guesses to know how they’re split, and the first two don’t count!

Indeed, as this isn’t my first blog. I’ve done almost nine hundred of the things, and my love of glasses is well-known.

: What? Almost nine hundred?! That’s impossible!

I know, it’s over eight hundred too which is more accurate to the Japanese version!

: Japanese… Are you going to keep making corny jokes like that, Topaz?

Of course! You should always be prepared for corn coming from me! Wait, I’m from Wisconsin and not Iowa.

: People outside the US won’t get that, Topaz.

Darn my location-based comedy! But luckily I suppose that even if the references are lost on you two it shouldn’t be as bad. You’re from a mostly gag-driven series with a lot of references to pop culture.

: I suppose that is true. But that does not mean you can keep distracting us with random video game factoids. We’re staying here for a REASON!

That’s understandable as otherwise we wouldn’t be doing this blog. I want to talk about you, BOTH of you!

: Hmm, so you want to praise us? I want to hear what Oneesama thinks first before making my opinion.

: Oh ho ho~ To think that you want to make a deal with us demons! Fine then, we’ll allow you to talk about us, but only if we take your soul afterwards!

Not my shoes!

: Not that kind of “Sole”, Topaz! And she doesn’t mean any fish either!

Oh, a soul. I wouldn’t be giving that away, as having it is precious! And you don’t want to be soul takers either!

: Don’t go referencing that terrible game further…

Understandable. But I want to talk about both of you girls, even if only one will be a meganekko of the year.

*The glasses-wearing one adjusts her glasses.*

: Eh? You mean that you want to talk about me over my sister?

: That is a surprise, but it does mean that I’d be your friends pick.

Exactly! And I should warn you, as my blogs will make your asses huge.

*The two demons look towards their red asses, shaking them and jiggling their backsides in sexy ways.*

: To think that as a part of your blog you’d make our asses bigger! No doubt this would put us above a certain two angels!

: But would a bigger ass not be in the way? Our balance would be off, and it would knock things around.

: Don’t worry, as you’ll get used to it. Just look at MY ass!

*With that Ririchiyo swings her enormous ass around, knocking over the two demons. They quickly get up, with the meganekko adjusting her glasses once again.*

: To think that you would shame us in such a way! Ahem, perhaps we should take our revenge!

: Then we should allow Topaz to blog us.

: L-listen, it was an accident! You shouldn’t force Topaz to blog you just to whack me with your bigger asses!

You can hit ME with your bigger asses though!

: That wouldn’t be as interesting, even if you like my sister more. But rather than your soul, improving our demonic bodies will be all the reward we’ll need.

You sure about that? Granted I agree that having you two with bigger asses would look sexy and the best result, but I want to make sure that you won’t want my soul.

: We wouldn’t even know what to do with it if we DID have it. But do not worry, as we may be demons but we keep our word. Especially when it comes to the RURUs!

I’m glad that you appreciate the RURU-er, rules and traditions of the blog, and that you’re alright with me beginning! And I’m sure that’s a long enough delay, so let me say that...



It’s not often that I do a double blog either, so you should feel appreciated!

: I’m not quite sure if I should or not. After all, the only reason you’re talking about us is because I wear glasses.

It is true that is the reason I’m getting around to you two, especially in this year in particular. But you still had a show this year and I’ve been wanting to talk about you two as well. Going over both of you at the same time should be fairly easy.

: Unlike with Panty and Stocking.

I mean the two girls are very different from one another, unlike Kneesocks and Scanty. They’re much closer to one another as siblings should be.

: Do you mean in design or-

Design, though luckily I don’t find any trouble in you two huddling to “keep warm”.

: Such a… acceptable way of saying things. If Panty was the one saying these things she’d definitely say, and pardon my French, that we would be “Fu-”

*Topaz waves his arms trying to warn the demon, but presses his hand against her lips. She pushes him away.*

: What’s the big idea, Topaz?

Sorry as I’m not big on swearing so I tend to try and keep it from happening.

: At least he’s not forcing you to sing it.

The second season had a lot of cool episodes like that, though I would prefer if Stocking had more focus as despite being in the title it’s like she barely appeared. Or maybe that was just me picking that out as I like her. Better than having a namesake be hanging for months!

: You’re referencing useless things again.

It’s only vaguely related to video games though! And more people need to respect one of the first sprite-based webcomics. But I do suppose I can’t be too distracted when it comes to things like that, as I have to follow the RURUs of the blog.

: That is correct. Let us see, you have properly introduced us so next comes up you discussing our names.

: Oh ho ho~ It should be easy for you, though I do wonder how my sister knows such things.

*Kneesocks is looking at a tablet, holding it up to show off her reading past blogs.*

: It is because, like Topaz has said, he has done quite a few blogs and I have reviewed a few. So go ahead and talk about us.

: Oh ho ho, and it is an honor for you to be able to talk about such beautiful demons as well~

: Considering the date, shouldn’t it be “Ho ho ho”?

Nice joke, though that’s what happens when there’s three Pantys in a row. Like a slot machine. But enough terrible jokes that don’t fit my usual themes, as I suppose that it is time for me to talk about other things.

: Indeed. Though it seems like you’re delaying talking about their names in particular…

*Topaz is sweating as he looks away.*

: Wait a minute! Why would you be trying not to talk about our names? It’s not like there’s anything strange about them!

: Maybe he thinks that our last names being “Demon” is too generic or something!

I mean that is true, it’s a very exact last name but considering you’re high up in the demonic realm as far as families go I can’t be surprised. You two are demons, both in name and in appearance, so it’s very fitting. No, what is confusing me is your first names.

: Their first names…?

Indeed! Well, not Kneesocks as I know what she is named after. It’s obvious as it’s the kneesocks she wears, which contrast well with Stocking as both are melee-users.

: I am glad that you know that, though such a thing should be obvious. But it also means that you don’t know what my dearest Scanty-neesama is named after.

: That’s right! How can’t you know that?

Because I don’t know women’s underwear! I know kneesocks as they’re a lot more visible, even if being fair I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between that and “stockings”. But what is a “scanty”!? Even Googling doesn’t help, as it only refers to “scantily” as if I’ve mispelled something!

: You did. You have a bad habit of “misspelling” misspelling.

Oh spectacles you’re right. Too late for that, so leave it in as a text-only joke that wouldn’t make sense spoken. But indeed. All I can guess is that it’s the type of double-panty that Scanty wears, but other than that I couldn’t say what it is precisely.

: Eh?! Can’t you tell? Just LOOK!

*The red demon bends over and moons Topaz, trying to show off her namesake. However, Scanty’s red ass was so big that he couldn’t see anything as her hungry crack had absorbed her namesake.*

I don’t see anything but a red moon! Man, all non-basic lands must me Mountains…

: Just because I work in a card shop doesn’t mean that I’ll get the “Blood Moon” reference, Topaz.

Fair, though I blame it being popular in Modern. Regardless your ass is so gigantic that I can’t see it, Scanty.

: Unfortunate, though I’m sure that you enjoyed the view.

But of course, even if Kneesocks is more my girl due to the aforementioned glasses fetish. That said, I gave my best reasoning for your names, including the references to the two main girls of the series, so hopefully you’ll be ready to have me talk about both of you.

: But of course, as I look forward to hearing what you think of us~

: I may not be as bold as my Oneesama, but I hope that you give both of us the respect we deserve!

*Kneesocks adjusts her glasses, as the two listened to Topaz as he began the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
I suppose it would figure that the first area is one of the places where Scanty and Kneesocks differ the most. Granted it isn’t too much, as both have mostly long hair which is always a plus, and the colors are fairly close even though the styles are so different. Scanty’s goes past her hips as she keeps it free, while it’s harder to tell Kneesock’s hair’s length as she keeps it up with a ponytail. Both girls have quite nice bangs, though I do prefer Kneesock’s angled bangs a little more. She does have her unicorn-like horn in front though, which would be rude to not mention at this time. Scanty’s demon horns are further back, and she has a pair as opposed to her sister’s single horn. Scanty also has light green hair, while Kneesocks is more of a very light blue but both compliment their skin tone quite well. I do appreciate Scanty’s hair being free, but it’s also somewhat wild looking as well (and I dislike the moment in the first season where it catches on fire as well). Both girls have quite nice sides though, and considering the nature of the series I wouldn’t be Overall both Kneesocks and Scanty have very lovely hair. I might like darker shades better, but with their red skin their various hair styles fit them well.
Grade: B/B

===Eyes===
It is a little hard to tell the eye color of the demon sisters. Not because it’s not detailed enough, or because of my bad eyesight ironically enough, but because it’s somewhat multicolored. Both girls have a ring of gold around a circle of green in their eyes, so it’s hard to tell which one is their “official” eye color. I do like how their pupils are done, as it fits with the duo being demons, and the color fits the two as well. Scanty’s eyes are more rounded, but both girls do have tsurime and hers are just tilted towards her nose. She seems to have a slight amount of closed-lid at times, emphasizing her eyelashes and she has some very nice corners to her eyes as well. But Kneesocks has even stronger eyes for my tastes. Not only does she have a tsurime with a far stronger slant, but her eyes also have a sharper look to them due to the flat bottom and having a longer corner-eyelash. But what makes Kneesocks really stand out in comparison, as well as being the reason that I’m talking about the duo, is that she has really great glasses. Well, they are a fairly plain rectangle type with not much frame work to them, but I really liked her birthday episode. It goes into why Kneesocks treasures her glasses and has been wearing them for 660 years. Scanty even gifts her a new pair like she did back then, as her current ones were work out so much. And man, for a single pair of glasses that’s probably the longest anyone has gone. If anyone is the meganekko of the year, it’s certainly Kneesocks. Overall she is fantastic, with a great shape and enduring love for her treasured glasses, and while sadly Scanty doesn’t wear any she still does decently even if she starts to fall behind.
Grade: B/A

===Face==
Again the two girls are similar, which isn’t too surprising considering they are in the same art style and are sisters. As mentioned before both Scanty and Kneesocks have some nice framing hair on the sides, though Scanty does have more hair due to not being tied up. Their red skin suits their demonic nature well too, and they both have simple if noticeable noses. It is even more noticeable when Scanty and Kneesocks are in their more detailed form, but it’s not too troubling so don’t worry. And as a gag series they have all kinds of art styles for better or worse. Probably the biggest difference between the two is that Scanty has a fang that is pointing up while Kneesocks has one pointed down. Fangs are cute, and I appreciate them a lot more. It also matches that they have sharp teeth which is a lot better these days as well. However, I’m still not as fond of bottom-jaw fangs like Scanty has, as it makes me think of orcs and other dumb species which is an issue on my part. It still doesn’t keep her from doing well though, and overall I like both girls as they look great together so go Scanty and Kneesocks and their very beautiful faces even if I like Kneesocks’ version better.
Grade: B-/B

*We return to Scanty being upset and screaming.*

: GWAAAH!

What’s the matter with her?

: Maybe she underestimated how stupid and glasses-loving you are.

That’s possible.

: I mean it is quite a difference between our eyes, but I think that she is also upset due to you having insulted her face.

: I know, as I take great pride in my physical appearance! To think that someone with bad taste like you could say something so rude!

I mean you two are both very beautiful and there isn’t a lot of difference between you. Your noses look fine and I like the red skin as it stands out and makes you two look even more demonic. Not that the horns don’t, but you understand what I’m saying. Hopefully.

: So I shouldn’t take it too seriously that you compared me to some slack-jawed race?

It’s all because of your lower fang! I much prefer Kneesocks’ version as it makes her look more dominant. Or maybe it’s because I expect the upper teeth to be longer and thus more likely to stick out. I can’t be sure, but while it looks a little off it’s not that bad and both of you look cool.

: You just like it because we’d dominate you, like all humans deserve.

I would say humans deserve a lot, and while being enslaved by demons sounds fitting there’s far too many people out there who would like that too much. Like me.

: At least you’ve always been passive, Topaz. Unlike idiots who suddenly like muscle women and other awful things.

I blame them continuing to look at “safe” fetishes to save face. Unlike me, who is open about their tastes and such. Anyway, like I said both Scanty and Kneesocks have lovely faces and I like how sharp their features are. I also like both of their eyes.

: Oh ho ho~ That is not surprising considering how beautiful our eyes are. Though I can tell that you also enjoy Kneesocks more.

: B-but surely only because of my glasses!

They are particularly great glasses too, and any girl who can keep a pair for over 600 years proves just how great of a meganekko she is!

: Well, they were a special gift from my Oneesama.

: And I am glad that you enjoy and use them so much!

Of course! Kneesocks has some lovely rectangular glasses and they look nice with her eyes. Granted as mentioned I’m not sure on the sister’s eye colors as it’s an obvious multicolor design, but the gold helps balance out the green which is more overused. Plus it’s a greenish yellow color and fits well with both girls. They both have lovely sharp designs to their eyes, though Scanty’s is slightly more rounded but both are dominant-looking.

: But of course, as we are demons after all. And I don’t just mean our last name either!

That makes sense, and even if the green isn’t exactly the same I do like how your hair is also green. Well, Scanty’s is green while Kneesocks is more of a light blue, but it’s a good color and contrasts well with your skin color. Both of you have such lovely styles too, though being fair I like most kinds of long hair. Kneesocks’ ponytail is nice but I also like Scanty’s more free hair as well. It’s hard to decide which one is better, but I do like both.

: Do you mean in general or for our hair?

I mean both is true. Even if I do like Kneesocks more.

: I apologize for this, Oneesama.

*She bows cutely, making Scanty laugh.*

: Oh ho ho~ Do not worry, as I imagine that Topaz’s friend likes me plenty anyway. Come now, let us show our backsides for him~

*Scanty bends over and moons her growing ass, her red cheeks looking amazing. She even rubs against Kneesocks’ cheeks to show the bounciness and jiggliness of their red asses.*

: To think that showing our rears would excite people so much.

Of course, as girlass deserves more love! Especially big ones like you two have! Though speaking of your asses, perhaps it’s time to get my butt in gear and talk about yours!

: Eh? But have you not been bringing up our behinds since the beginning?

: You cannot blame him for that, especially when our rears are so massive! No doubt he can’t keep his eyes off us!

I mean that is true as you both have such beautiful fat asses, but I mean for the blog!

: Oh, is that all? Well, you have my permission to go on.

: Yes. Go on and continue with the blog you seem to enjoy doing so much.

That’s a relief, so let’s head to the next sections!

*With that Topaz continues his blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Both girls are built in a similar fashion, and while for most of the series they have a more chibi look I do find their transformed versions sexier. Not a surprise, I know. As mentioned before the two have red skin which looks good as they tend to be seen in black outfits and that color combination is quite great. Both girls have some nice thongs in their demon forms as well, though they should show off their bare red asses more. And have their asses being larger as well, as that’s always a plus too. I would say that Scanty does seem to have a larger chest, but like the angel sisters the difference isn’t too big and she’s not outlandishly big either. I would just like to have seen more of their naked bodies, or at least remember it better. This is another area where the various gag-like changes have some effect, with Kneesocks getting the worst of it in the second season between becoming an alligator-like creature or merging into a unicorn with Scanty. Still, overall both red-skinned demons look wonderful and even if there aren’t too many changes both Scanty and Kneesocks do quite well even if they could have been shown off in sexier ways as well.
Grade: B/B-

===Chest===
As mentioned prior both girls are fairly similar. Scanty is a little bigger but it’s not a big difference between her and Kneesocks, and both girls show off their chests and cleavage. Sadly unlike the angels I don’t think we see the demon girls’ nipples though I cannot be sure. Both of them have curvy bodies which look nice, and the chibi-ish designs the series usually uses makes them look more pointed than anything rounded as well. There’s not too much to say but overall not being too proud or showing off too much helps both Scanty and Kneesocks in this area even if they are somewhat sizable.
Grade: B/B

===Clothes===
Again both Scanty and Kneesocks have mostly similar outfits and neither stands out over the other, with one big exception being their namesakes. Kneesocks of course wears kneesocks, which she removes and becomes scythes for her, to counter against Stocking and her katana blades. I do like Kneesocks as well, and the white color looks good on her. Scanty also wears her namesake, but honestly I still don’t know quite what a “scanty” is as a quick search only shows “skimpy” clothing and the like. Still, I assume it’s something to do with underwear and hers becomes two pistols that can become dual guns that can combine into a shotgun. Their usual outfit seems to consist of a school uniform-like outfit with a blazer, necktie, and short skirt with heels. It looks quite nice as well, though we can’t forget that Scanty and Kneesocks have their demon form outfits which are a sexy black and look like skimpy bondage wear with headbands. They also act and thus dress like maids in the second season, and as a gag series they have a lot of outfits as well. Scanty in particular wears a black sling swimsuit-like swimsuit while Kneesocks has a more reserved bikini in the first season it seems. Overall the variety and skimpiness helps out both Scanty and Kneesocks, though it’s a shame that even now I’m not quite sure what Scanty’s namesake IS...
Grade: B/B

And that’s those sections done. What do you think-

*Before he could finish that sentence, Topaz looks at Scanty and Kneesocks. They have their arms crossed and are glaring at him.*

Eh? What’s wrong? I thought that I did a good job of talking about both of you.

: Maybe they’re mad about you bringing up their nipples.

Considering the age rating of the series and the chibi art style I didn’t think it was a big deal. That said, neither girl was that mamocentric which is a good thing. They’re not jealous or anything either, and neither sister is bigger than the other either.

: I suppose that is true. I thought that you were cursing us for not showing off more, but you are saying that such a thing is good.

I wouldn’t say “good”. Showing off more wouldn’t hurt, and I disliked some of the alternative gag forms from the second season.

: To think that I would become a crocodile among other animals.

True, as experiencing something like that must have been a BIG CHALLENGES.

: That is a terrible pun, Topaz.

That happens some times. But while I did mention that they should show off more I will also bring up that I mainly mean their big red asses.

: Oh? Do you mean like THIS? Oh ho ho~

*Scanty ojou laughs as she shoves her enormous ass towards Topaz, shaking her red cheeks which are far bigger than when she started. Kneesocks soon joins her as well.*

: If only more shows would make our asses larger like this, but sadly we come from a Japanese studio.

Yeah, but the one that made one of the few non-traitorous assy girls in recent years! Rikka deserves more assy love, and not being treated terrible! Nor to have her thighs be given more attention, at least opposed to her great ass.

: And let’s hope that there’s no horrible fanart this holiday season to make you regret saying that.

Darn it, don’t even joke like that! And those are some beautiful fat asses you two have. If you had leaves I’d kiss those holly berries! Well, at least if they aren’t poisonous...

: Do you mean the berries or our fat, smelly asses?

Probably both, though Zettai would probably like kissing your red ass more.

: And be glad that Topaz didn’t bring up the kiss that Jotaro gets from his mother (Dang it, now I mentioned it!)

Nice reference!

: Yes, and it seems you like our more “detailed” versions over our chibi forms.

I mean it makes sense, your curvier softer-looking bodies look better.

: Indeed, and we are glad that you keep with your own RURUs as well.

Certainly! And both of you have similar bodies as well, and other than maybe your transformation sequences undressing you don’t show off any part more than the other. Both of you have very curvy and sexy bodies, and I like the red skin as it fits with your demonic nature as well.

: I also appreciate that you like our clothing as well.

But of course, as blazer uniforms with neckties are great! I also like the maid outfits in the second season, as well as all the pretty dresses and swimwear. I’ll once again bring up Scanty’s sling swimsuit as MAL likes that enough to put it as her cover page too, and of course their demonic outfits are great too!

: Demonic outfits? Like our weapons?

More like the skimpy outfits you two wear, the black ones that you transform into. But do not worry as your clothing-into-weapons is cool too, even if it’s obvious that the items were made to contrast Panty and Stocking’s.

: Not to mention you still don’t know WHAT I am.

As I brought up earlier it is confusing and Google isn’t helping. Boo making such a horrible mistake, and I don’t mean AI. Though that is a horrible mistake as well. Still, I do appreciate how well you contrast the “heroes” of the story, even in the second season when the rivalry isn’t as intense.

: Blame there being bigger angelic fish to fry. And they certainly are FRYING right now…

: I’m still confused how they survived a rocket to the sun!

It’s the hottest place on Earth after all! But I’m glad that even with that reaction you still appreciate my blog.

: But of course, as it is very informative. Though to think that you would like our asses this much.

: True. There is no way that I’ll be able to fit into my namesakes at this point!

Sounds sexy if dangerous! But since there’s still some more blog content to go let’s continue onward!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
There are a lot of similarities between Scanty and Kneesocks, which isn’t surprising. They are a lot more lawful than their more chaotic duo of Panty and Stocking, often following the RURUS~ like they should-ahem, I mean “Rules”. They have a very sexy way of saying it after all, rolling their “R”s. But they are demons and in a fairly dominant fashion, even being villains in the first season. Well, they are villains at times in the second, especially when it comes to butting heads with Panty and Stocking at times, but they aren’t the MAIN villains of that season. They still like their order and everything to be conformed as well, even if the two get tired of doing housework after coming to stay at the angel’s place. Scanty is the more excitable one of the pair, her emotions getting her in trouble but in an amusing way so it’s not irritating. She is also very respectful of her younger sister, and is a lot more sympathetic towards others unlike the angel duo. She also has a fun ojou laugh as well, which is always good to see. Kneesocks, being the younger sibling, appreciates her older sister and even uses “Oneesama” to refer to her. She also seems to work at a card shop in the second season, though the two girls don’t seem to make a lot of solo appearances though the second season helped out. Kneesocks is the quieter one and likes having time to herself, even writing in a journal. The two girls are amazing, and while Kneesocks does suit my taste for quieter girls (and the glasses help too) both her and Scanty do quite well overall even if there isn’t a lot to say. This is more of a gag series and as such there isn’t too much personality, though the second season did help by giving them some focus time. Scanty is voiced by Yuka Komatsu who does great roles like Setsuna from Fresh PreCure and Kefla from Dragon Ball Super. Meanwhile Kneesocks has two voices though they are pretty similar I think. In the first season she’s done by Ayumi Fujimura, who did characters like Mafuyu from Qwaser, Polneraff’s younger voice, and Seiri from Index. Meanwhile in the second season she’s replaced by Akeno Watanabe (as I think Ayumi isn’t in the business as much any more) who has done characters like Deku and Midnight from Hero Academia, Suzaku from Code Geass, and Ryofu from Ikkitousen.
Grade: B/B+

===Libido==
Both girls have some very strong libidos, though they aren’t as strong as Panty’s for example. They do seem to enjoy toying with others, and are fairly perverse when it comes to men as well. I’d say that they have fairly strong libidos, even if no examples come to mind. It does seem that Scanty and Kneesocks have dabbled in yurincest as well, which is always quite sexy. Overall there isn’t too much to say but it’s not for lack of things to talk about, rather it’s more that I cannot remember specific examples but both girls seem to do quite well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B/B

===Age===
Both demons are quite ancient, though I mean that in a positive way rather than any insult. They are very old and thus are “of age” which is a good thing for my tastes. We do know Kneesock’s age in particular as well, since she turns 666 in the second season. Scanty on the other hand is the older sister so she’s even older than that. As such, even if they aren’t “perfect” the two demons are still pretty good ages. Overall they do quite well I’d say, even if technically Scanty is the older sister.
Grade: A/A

Total Grades: 74/78
Average score: 8.2/8.7
Final Grade: B/B+

And that is the blog for this week, and the last one of the year.

: Please don’t tell people to come back next year, as that’s an overused joke and you’re better than that.

Do you really think I am…

: No. Which is why I brought it up. That said, for a meganekko of the year it’s a little underwhelming.

: That is unfortunately true. Though I do appreciate you bringing up my glasses, as well as talking about Oneesama at the same time.

Don’t worry as I didn’t mind that, though I hope that I went over enough things properly.

: Well, you did describe both of us quite well, and you even brought up my ojou laugh too.

Of course, though I hope that I didn’t overuse it in dialogue. Or the “RURUs” thing either.

: Considering how often it is brought up in the first season I imagine that you were just referencing that. Though I do apologize for my voice.

Don’t worry as that type of thing happens. Especially since it took fifteen years for the second season.

: So you’re saying that something like Ben-Tou still could have a sequel.

I can only hope so, as Ume deserves better than how she was treated! Putting that aside, I do like both Scanty and Kneesocks as they are cool and have very nice voices. I like how they’re more lawful than some other demons, perhaps they’re more devils than demons after all.

: That’s getting into D&D too much, Topaz.

: We just like following our own personal RURUs, even if that means that we have to team up with angels on occasion.

Indeed, especially in the second season where you two act as their maids. It also gave us a better view of your age, as you two are ancient!

: Well, SORRY that we aren’t some nubile teen or something.

: I do not think he meant that in an offensive way, or so I would hope.

That I didn’t. I don’t mind ancient girls like you, and you do quite well even if Scanty’s age is somewhat vague. Nothing wrong with girls like you after all, as you are demons and thus mostly timeless.

: Oh ho ho~ We certainly are timeless! Though I do appreciate you improving our bodies even further!

*With that Scanty shows off her gigantic red ass which was far bigger, each cheek even bigger than her head.*

: That is quite true, and I imagine that we would be quite appreciated for our huge backsides too. Though speaking of which, I believe that we have something we need to do…

*Kneesocks shows off her enormous ass, and the two of them bounce Ririchiyo between their fat asses.*

: HAH! Look at how silly you are now, caught between our demonic asses!

: UGH! How gross and smelly!

: It is only Scanty that smells bad though, as I am clean and fresh!

: Don’t sell me out like that! And blame Zettai maybe, as he’d love the way I stink!

Certainly, but don’t keep smacking her around like this! I’d rather be targeted instead!

*The two demons sigh and release Topaz.*

: I suppose so, though it would be less fun. At least we’ve gotten our revenge.

: I hope that you’ve learned your lesson, Riri. Oh ho ho~

*Riri’s eyes are like spirals.*

: I feel like I’ve been smacked around by something like 99 red balloon-like cheeks…

Nice reference-wait, where did that odd one come from?! Maybe a miscount. Regardless, I do appreciate Kneesocks and Scanty’s libido as well, as both girls are naughty without being too promiscuous. Especially compared to especially Panty.

: But of course, as she’d do anything that moves!

: And like us, that includes her sister probably!

Incest is the best dish I suppose. But I’m glad that I was able to talk to both of you, as the blog is over for the week.

: That was it? Well, I do suppose that you went over all the important things.

: I appreciate it, even if my sister did better than you. Though to be fair I imagine that it’s due to her glasses.

I mean that does help, but you two are fairly close to one another and only moderately different. I like both of you too, even if Kneesocks is better for me while Scanty is more for Zettai.

: We all appreciate when you split it fairly well, and to think that a meganekko of the year would have a bonus girl as well.

True true, but thank you for allowing this.

: Oh ho ho, how could we refuse? Not only do we appreciate you talking about us, but you improved our backsides as well!

: Indeed. And we were able to take care of the awful duo last week as well. If only we could have done it in the actual show.

Agreed, as those two were annoying and deserved their trip to the sun. And I think we need to get going, as I think that we might have a long trip ahead of us!

: True, as we need to find a girl for next week. Any ideas, Topaz?

Well, it is the winter season meganekko. While there were some good competition, even in the same show, I think that it’s time to look at a certain black-haired chuunibyou! And not a MOMENT(ary) too late either!

: Ah, I see. So why her and not the green-haired gamer hacker meganekko?

Being fair both were great girls and their series deserves more love. But I do like black hair and that was the tipping point. I’ll probably do the other one eventually as well, just not for the seasonal placement. But be sure to see us next time, everyone!

*With that Topaz waves, saying farewell to the viewers as the camera fades out. What adventures await him and Riri in the future? Be sure to tune in next year to see for yourselves!*

: Darn it, Narrator! I already mentioned how dumb that joke was!

Anime Relations: Nanatsu no Bitoku, Nanatsu no Bitoku Specials

This is the eight-hundred-ninetieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin the blog outside a busy room, which lots of hammering and other experiments being done inside.*

Man that’s one noisy room, but that shows that we’ve finally arrived Riri!

: Took long enough, as we’ve been searching for what seemed like weeks! Granted it was only last week, but that should show how hard we’ve been looking.

It doesn’t help that she’s been going from one candidate to another, evading our grasp. But welcome back everyone. We’re here to celebrate another week of my anime girl blog, and that means that we’ll look at a certain girl. An angel in particular due to the tradition, even if it’s still a week until Christmas.

: Let’s hope that you have all your gifts already.

But of course, it doesn’t take much effort to get gift certificates.

: Unfortunate, but considering your laziness I’m not surprised.

I am certainly lazy! But that isn’t why we’re here today. Let’s go in and check up on this week’s girl!

*With that Riri and Topaz enter the room. They fortunately evade the deadly traps which were set up so that no one would disturb her.*

: What’s with all the sawblade traps and trapdoors and other deadly things, Topaz?! Are you trying to blog Macaulay Culkin or something?!

Fortunately no, even if it is that time of the year. I’m sure that this is some sort of test, and look! She’s right over there!

*Indeed as a scantily clad brown girl is working at a desk, her enormous ass shaking as she moves her hips.*

: Let’s see, my automatic washer will surely be done soon. Granted it has a bad habit of using scalding water, but that should be able to be fixed soon enough.

Let’s go and welcome her!

: Wait, NO! Stop!

*Topaz attempts to rush forward, only to hit a floor tile and activate robotic arms. They reach for him, but fortunately Riri is able to push him out of the way. However, she gets captured instead.*

Oh no! Ririchiyo sacrificed herself for me!

: I’m alright, for now. Just go and get her to turn this off!

I’ll go right away!

*Topaz rushes towards the girl, not realizing that he keeps stepping on floor-activated buttons. Riri gets tossed around by the arms, even looking like pizza at one point in a humorous fashion. Luckily she wasn’t actually harmed, and it was merely a comedic time.*

: S-stop…

: Huh? Stop? Wait, who are you and why are you in my lab?!

I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith!

: Stop making jokes like that, Topaz! RURURUR!

*Riri is rotated around again, tossed around like a ball. Fortunately the inventor girl presses a button and she is released, landing ass-first on Topaz’s face.*

MMPPPHH!

: Good. You deserve that due to not coming to my rescue.

: So who are the two of you, and why-ACTUALLY-did you come here?

*Topaz makes muffled sounds, which appear important but having his face crushed by Riri’s gigantic ass meant he couldn’t be heard.*

: Fine. I’ll get up so you can freely talk. But after the blog I’ll be smothering you even harder!

*Ririchiyo gets up, allowing Topaz to get back to his feet.*

Phew, and sounds like a reward more than anything. That said, I am Emperortopaz, and I have come her in hopes that I might talk about you!

: About me? I do remember a few other angels being talked about… But are you sure that you want to talk about me in particular?

Of course! You may not be as, er, “voluptuous” as the two I did in the past but I’m sure that you’ll still do well!

*The girl shakes her big nearly-bare brown ass, jiggling her cheeks in worry.*

: I-I’m still not quite sure, even if I would appreciate being remembered after so many years.

: Topaz even does a special angel blog in December for Christmas, and he wants to talk about you!

: For Christmas? So that’s your angle…

No, “Angel”.

: Stop making terrible jokes, Topaz. You even made her lead you into this one.

Darn it, if only I could stop making terrible puns. But at least I’d imagine people appreciate them even if they are groan-worthy.

: So what all do I have to do for the blog? I still have some work to do, and I want to prove myself to my younger sister!

Ah, a great older sister! Just another reason that I would want to blog you. Though I will warn you that your ass will become even bigger while I talk about it.

: Hmmm, I had heard the rumors. Still, I don’t know how much bigger it could possibly get…

*She smacks her brown cheeks, making them ripple in a beautiful manner.*

: I can barely wear clothes on bottom after all, as my backside is so huge!

That only makes it sexier, and more girls need to realize that! And even if your sizable behind looks good I’m sure that it’ll look even better bigger!

: Though it will give your candidates a harder time. (N-not like that, idiot! Stop thinking of something perverse, readers!)

: I sure hope so… But regardless, I shall officially allow you to talk about me! I just hope that it won’t cause too much of an issue in my research.

Don’t worry, as I’m certain that it should be fine. You could use some time off to relax after all, so let me talk about you. After all...



So do you mind if I call you “Sandy” for short?

: No.

Sandalphon it is then. I do hope that I am pronouncing it right though.

: That’s never a problem with Japanese names, so you shouldn’t worry about hers.

Fair point. And luckily I shouldn’t misspell it due to copy and paste.

: That is a relief, as I would likely get mocked if you were to say it wrong.

Exactly, like a Sandy Dolphin!

: That’s either a tera ground Palafin or the Isle Delfino!

Great references! But “Sandalphon” is an important name, since like with the other angels in the series she’s named after an actual archangel. It may be related to the Hebrew “Sandek” which means godfather, but it’s more likely based on the Greek “Syn-” meaning together and “adelphos” meaning “brother”. Granted the angels are genderswapped for the series as that’s fine, better than being genderswapped in universe after all, so perhaps “Sandelfi” might be more appropriate.

: Ah, so that’s where they get the anti-arrow Delfi, well Delphi Shield from in Fire Emblem!

That’s a very likely thing, yes. Though it also seems that was a town’s name as well. Regardless, welcome to the blog Sandalphon!

: Do you always make obscure references while doing blogs?

Yes. It’s one of the reasons that I still enjoy doing this. I have a train of thought and sometimes it’s easier to let it station at a completely tangent location.

: I suppose that everything is part of the creation process. Even having you two enter and deal with the traps so easily showed me that I need to tighten security!

If only you used your ass to smother all comers!

: Then people would come only to be sat on!

I don’t know, as sadly Japan is underwhelming when it comes to ass fans. It’s why I like to support Zettai as he deserves more assy series! Girlass obviously, as while it goes without saying I don’t want to monkey paw it up.

: That is true. You do not want a wish to be corrupted in such a way.

Sounds dangerous coming from an angel. I wouldn’t want to be destroyed after all.

: I think that it’s about time to stop the senseless references. Besides, Beerus is the God of Destruction and not Whis.

: I have no idea what you’re talking about, and I’m not sure if I want to.

Don’t worry, as I’ll be talking about you soon enough. Then you’ll start to recognize references because I have horrible writing skills. I mean because of the blog powers that be.

: Note that this does not mean that Topaz is not a bad writer.

Fair point.

: I see about there being more to talk about. Though you did mention that my ass would grow, and it already seems a little bigger.

*Sandalphon fondles her own cheeks, her hands sinking into her assflab in a sexy fashion.*

: It is hard to tell, as I was already quite sizable already.

: Hopefully you’ll still be able to move once Topaz is done with the blog then!

I’m sure that she’ll be able support even her heavy ass. But let’s not stall any longer and get going with the blog!

: I am looking forward to it, even if your fans are likely looking at my “backward”…

*Sandalphon is true as her brown ass is very sexy. Still, Topaz begins the blog officially.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Sandalphon does not have great hair for my tastes, which is unfortunate. Though I wouldn’t say that she has bad hair either. For example, the nice light blue color looks good both with her dark skin tone and purple eyes. I do like darker colors but it fits well with her. The main issue is that Sandalphon’s hair is extremely short, not even reaching her shoulders as far as I could tell! Her bangs are also difficult to tell, even if I do like the big headpiece she wears. I can’t tell if it wraps all the way around her head as the band would be under her hair, outside of a feathery wing on the right side (which I’ll mention is still cute). But the headpiece does cover her bangs and even if there are some outside of it they’re hard to see and thus I didn’t notice them at first. I’d compare Sandalphon to Jack the Ripper really, as they both have really short, light-colored hair though there’s another similarity later on too. I do appreciate that at least her ears are covered though. Overall I can’t say that Sandalphon’s hair is great, even if I do like the color, due to how short it is and while the headpiece is a nice touch I do like seeing bangs as well.
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
Now this looks much better for my tastes, even if like the other angels I’ve talked about Sandalphon doesn’t wear glasses. A shame, as she doesn’t even wear goggles while working (and I suppose that Raphael wears sunglasses but that’s not the point). But outside of that Sandalphon has incredible eyes. To start she has a great purple color that looks incredible and I love purple eyes. She also has a nice shape with some curve but still with a tsurime slightly. It’s a little hard to tell but the design of her eyes look great. She has some nice eyelashes and especially in the corners, and in general she just has a very pretty shape to her eyes. Overall Sandalphon would do MUCH better if she had glasses, but she still does fantastic when it comes to her eyes due to the great color and shape.
Grade: B

===Face==
Sandalphon also has a very pretty face. It’s simple in a good way, very much to my liking and I like her small dot nose as well. She looks very cute and youthful as well, with soft features and curves to her chin and cheeks. I’ll also mention that in the anime her skin seems darker, but that’s not a bad thing either. Overall while there isn’t too much to talk about when it comes to Sandalphon’s face she does look very cute and it fits with her build quite well.
Grade: B

: So this is what the blog is like…

*Sandalphon crosses her arms and nods.*

: Seems that you are only describing what you see, though to think that you would praise me so much.

But of course, even if you do have some issues.

: Issues? Ah yes. I believe you mentioned this “Jack”. Who is he?

It’s actually a girl, but she’s from FGO and is a slender but assy girl like you. You both even wear thongs, though I’ll talk about that in some time.

: Eh? This is about my ass? But I thought you were referencing my hair earlier!

*In her surprise Sandalphon bends forward, her fat ass being even bigger and sexier than before. It jiggles and the brown makes her look even more sizable too.*

: To think that this was all a ploy to have me show off my ass further! Not that I expected you to be a candidate, but regardless tricking me like that…

It’s no trick, though I will talk about your ass later on. I was really talking about your hair previously. Both you and Jack have very short hair, and while hers is white yours is light blue so you both have light-colored hair.

: I see, that does make more sense.

A shame as I like dark, long hair. But Sandalphon still looks very cute even with short hair as it looks good on her. I imagine that the short hair is practical and the color is cute as well as going with her various outfits and ornament.

: Ornament?

: She’s not a Christmas tree, Topaz! Nor is she that kind of angel, so don’t go shoving a stump up her rump!

Heh heh, wood joke. But I couldn’t think of a better way to describe her visor-like headpiece. I suppose that I could have just said “headpiece” but that might be confusing too. Sandalphon’s helmet thingy is cute though, even if unfortunately it does cover her bangs. Fortunately her bangs are still well-sized which is quite nice and I appreciate it even if we don’t see them that well.

: I see, I can understand you with that. It would appear that you also like my feather.

Of course, as it adds a little bit of cute color to your hair. The asymmetry is cute as well. But your eyes are far more appealing for my tastes.

: Thank you, I suppose. I am still a little confused about what this blog entails.

: He’ll just wear himself out talking about you, then we’ll leave on for the next girl.

: Ah, like with me and candidates. Go ahead and continue then.

Thank you, Sandalphon. And Riri for explaining it even this far into the blogs. That said, Sandalphon’s purple eyes are my favorite type and look amazing. The shape is really great too, and I like the emphasis for the eyelashes and corners. It sticks out just enough to compliment the rest of her eye.

: I am glad to hear that, though it would appear that I didn’t do any better even with your complements.

: That’s because Topaz has a glasses fetish.

That’s because I have a glasses fetish.

: I see. Well, I suppose that explains it.

Certainly, though it is a shame that my research didn’t lead to you wearing glasses or goggles or something in some other material as I could see that. An inventor in glasses is great after all! An anything in glasses is great though…

: No use being all whimsical about it, Topaz.

That’s true, as we still have a lot more to talk about. Granted it’s Sandalphon’s face and there isn’t too much to talk about there. She is a very pretty girl and the dark skin helps, even if it might mostly be an anime thing. Still, it makes her stand out as does her youthful appearance.

: I suppose that is a simple way of describing it, not that I mind.

That’s a relief, as we still have a lot more to talk about.

: Then I hope that my ass won’t grow too much larger…

I do!

*With that Topaz continues with her blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Despite not doing too well in the prior areas, Sandalphon really shines when it comes to her body. Sadly I couldn’t find measurements, despite looking fairly hard, which is unfortunate but not surprising I suppose. I couldn’t even find her height! That said, Sandalphon is sorta short and teenage-like, having a slender body and that includes her hips. She’s sorta pear-shaped, and despite her hips not looking too wide her ass is amazingly chubby. Really, she gets some GREAT shots of her fat jiggly ass and while probably not as big as some of the other angels her slim body does make her ass stand out. Like I said earlier, one can compare her to the FGO Jack for example. Her body isn’t too emphasized but due to her clothing she shows off fairly well which always helps. I’ll say that Sandalphon’s legs are pretty decent which is always a nice touch with girls with nice lower bodies like her (though I’m not interested in crotch shots). Apparently her dark skin, as I mentioned before, is more of an anime creation but I’m not complaining as it makes her look even more fantastic. She stands out among the angels for her smaller body but big brown ass, which is amazing. I’d say that showing off would have allowed Sandalphon to do better, but as it is her incredible ass and dark skin cause her to do really well here!
Grade: A-

===Chest===
As said Sandalphon is slender which does really well here once again. Her clothing does slightly make her seem bigger than she is, due to cupping her chest, but I think that she’s mostly flat. Unfortunately Sandalphon is a little jealous of the other girls which is her main issue, as she needs to be proud instead! She’s slender and it fits well with her body, with her slim chest making her ass look that much sexier. Oh, and as an ecchi series she does show her nipples which is nice as well, and her chest doesn’t seem to be bouncy at all. Overall Sandalphon does really well with her slim chest, though she does need to be more proud as she has showing off down quite well.
Grade: A

===Clothes===
Most of the time we see Sandalphon in a single outfit, being her angel outfit. It consists of a dark blue body suit with cupped breasts, but more interesting is the thong back (which is the only thing seeming to hold it together in back as otherwise it’s backless). Occasionally she’ll have a belt across her hips and she wears really tall boots (which are about knee-high) that go with her armored arms. Her left arm has a far bigger gauntlet that looks almost like a shield too. Her right arm seems to have small wings on it which is cute. Other outfits include a naked apron which is amazing with her body type, especially as Sandalphon doesn’t realize how sexy and distracting it is, and a stomach-showing one piece swimsuit while the novels have her wearing a gym uniform with green buruma. There’s possibly more outfits that I wasn’t able to find as well, but I think I got all of her major ones. Overall Sandalphon does really well here, with all the outfits showing off her ass helping out and the only thing would be more variety. A shame this was only a short though.
Grade: A-

*Sandalphon is quite stunned.*

: To think that I would get such high marks, even if I’m not as… tall as the other angels.

Don’t worry, as you still look great though! Still? Well, you’ve always looked great and you look even better!

: Even BETTER?! With this huge ass?!

*Sandalphon turns around and shoves her big brown ass against Topaz, nearly knocking him over. Her cheeks are notably bigger now, each one much bigger than her head and she needs her hands to help support the heavy weight.*

: Look at how huge it is! Go on, and stare deep!

N-not in front of Riri!

: True, plus you’re not sure if Sandalphon is Zettai’s girl or not.

True, but that happens. Still, Sandalphon is a great slender girl and I’m glad that she’s not jealous of the other girls that often. Her outfit does cup her chest some, but not too much and I do appreciate when a series shows more modest girls’ nipples like hers as well. Also not bouncing while moving around is quite nice.

: To think that you would compliment my chest even if I’m so slim.

You need more pride, especially with your ass being so big as it is!

: But don’t I look a little… lopsided?

Nonsense as there needs to be more girls with huge asses like yours. Even in canon your ass was big and sexy, and while it’s not great that asses get regulated to secondary fanservice sometimes your series was at least a little more fair about it. You showing off your big brown buns was also spectacular as well.

: Thank you for the compliments, I think. It is a little hard to tell if I should feel good with you expanding and talking so much about my ass, since it is so lewd.

I mean it is one of your most notable, and beautiful, features. It is a shame that I wasn’t able to find measurements as that would hopefully make your score even better, but that happens sometimes. However, do know that your brown slender body with a huge ass is amazing and brilliant, be it your ass or your slim chest that I am talking about.

: Thank you then. I appreciate you having such kind words.

: Even if he is a pervert.

With an ass like that I can enjoy being a pervert! Besides, it doesn’t help with the clothes that she wears.

: Are you judging my celestial clothing?

Not at all, and I don’t mean that in a judging way either. What I mean is that in most of her outfits Sandalphon’s fat ass is hanging out for the world to see. Not that I mind as it makes her fanservice even sexier, and especially her naked apron looks great. That’s certainly something that needs to return…

: True true, but don’t get too distracted.

True, as yet again I have to specify that only girls should wear naked apron, and only show off her huge ass as a result too! Her swimsuit and gym uniform are cute as well, even if the latter has green buruma instead of red. I suppose it fits with her color scheme better, but still.

: To think that you would do so much research into me…

Of course! You may be a character in a short series, one that really needed more time to show off fairly, but you are still a great assy angel with brown skin! You were big before, and your fat cheeks look even more beautiful now!

: Thank you for the compliments then, I suppose.

Anytime, though sorry if I pointed out anything insulting as I only mean to do this blog in praise. Well, your blog at least as there’s some evil villains, but regardless. Plus there’s still more to talk about.

: Wait, you mean that my ass is going to grow even MORE?

That it is! Though we have other things to talk about next, so let’s get going!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Sadly due to being a short and one with a more perverse goal in mind we don’t see a lot of Sandalphon’s personality. Or at least it’s a lot more truncated and there isn’t a lot to talk about in-depth. That said, Sandalphon is the resident archangel of Diligence which means that she’s a hard worker. She works hard to help out her sister Metaton and be a good role model to her. She also has a friendly rivalry with Belphegor the demon of sloth, often talking over the computer and being more in touch than the other sins and virtues. Sandalphon herself works hard making inventions, even if a lot of them go haywire even if she spends a lot of time on them. It’s mostly played for laughs of course, and she is quite amazing to work with human technology in such a way as well. I do like her inventor spirit, and overall while there isn’t a lot to talk about Sandalphon is a very lovely angel and works hard for the sake of others which I appreciate and respect. She is voiced by Shiori Izawa who does a great job with her voice. Other roles she’s done include Nanachi from Made in Abyss, Tanpopo from Witchcraft Works, Mega Drive from Sega Hard Girls, and Sophie from Witch of Mercury.
Grade: B

===Libido==
Sandalphon doesn’t do too well here, or at least she doesn’t stand out too much. Like the other angels she’s not quite aware of how sexualized her body is, and she’s very pure. Fortunately she’s not a sex hater either, which is a good thing. And her purity does mean that she does things like wear naked apron without realizing how sexy it is (as said before) which while hard on her candidate is quite great for those watching. Sadly I can’t remember if Sandalphon has any yuri connections with the other angels, as it’s been a while since her series. That said, even if she’s more on the pure side I do appreciate Sandalphon overall in this area though she could have done better.
Grade: B

===Age===
Sandalphon has an unknown age, but being fair she’s also an angel. She’s probably very old, much older than she appears, and is technically immortal probably too. That said, she’s also a lot younger-looking than most of the other angels (being the smallest outside Gabriel). However, she is an older sister to Metaton which is interesting if a little confusing considering how… different they are in various ways. I don’t judge angels though, outside of points for this blog of course. That said overall Sandalphon does decently, being an angel and definitely being older than she appears (which is about teenage I think). More information would have been nice, but that happens with the series I suppose.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 77
Average score: 8.6
Final Grade: B+

And with that Sandalphon’s blog is over!

: Thank you, as that means that I can return to my projects. I still have to do some fine tuning to my washer, and I also have to make my security traps even stronger too. Then I won’t be disturbed as easily.

H-hey! Don’t go kicking us out yet! There’s still somethings that I need to do!

: But didn’t you say that the blog is done? That should mean that you can be on your way.

The content of the blog is done, but I still need to talk to you.

*Sandalphon sighs.*

: Will this ever end? I still need to work on more things, as I am a responsible older sister!

That you are, which is a great thing! Granted your younger sister is a curvier type, which I think annoys Zettai.

: I think that’s because he liked younger sisters, but now he has a taste for MILFs.

Nothing wrong with your tastes changing as you age. Other than me aging… Regardless, luckily Sandalphon doesn’t have that issue. She is slender and looks like a teen as opposed to the other angels, but she is still immortal and timeless.

: Than you for the compliment, I think? Or is it an insult.

Considering how much I love your body I imagine that it’s a compliment. Though that is what I was intending anyway.

: I suppose that makes sense. At least you gave me a good score.

Of course, though a more defined age would have been handy. Same with your libido. At least you aren’t a sex-hater like Gabriel, the one from your show and not the assy gamer one.

: I see. So you are saying that I should be more aware of how humans are attracted to my ass?

Certainly! Though don’t take that as meaning I want you to cover up either, as your big brown cheeks look delicious!

*Sandalphon shakes her hips, jiggling her even bigger assflab that she could barely carry with her hands.*

: I’m going to have to make SOMETHING to help hold up my gigantic ass though. My arms will get tired otherwise.

Perhaps use Zettai?

: No, I think Sariel already has him claimed. Or Uriel.

I suppose that makes sense, though I imagine he’ll still love how big and beautiful your gigantic ass is. But like I said your libido could use a bit more work even if it is sexy how obliviously you show off.

: It’s not my fault, especially with how gigantic my ass is!

*She shoves her chocolate buns towards Topaz.*

: Nothing’s going to be able to cover an ass as prodigious as this!

Nice word, and even nicer ass there! Getting back to Sandalphon’s mind though, her personality is very cute. At least as far as I remember.

: As you remember?

I mean it’s been a while for the show. Not that I remember shows this year any better, as I’ve been playing far too many video games and not concentrating on shows with cute girls.

: I blame RA. But at least you kept up with your blog.

That’s certainly true. And Sandalphon is a great girl. I like her both being a hard working inventor, even if a lot of her projects cause problems, and that she’s so concerned with her younger sister as well and making a good impression. I also enjoy how you have some interaction with your relative sin.

: And not just because some sins got skimmed over in the main long series either.

True. It’s terrible that they had to redo so much as I remember that. One can only imagine how much sexier it could have been had people not complained! If only my complaints were heard instead!

: I suppose that is what everyone thinks, though sadly you don’t make them to people in charge.

I am hesitant in that regard, sadly. But getting back to Sandalphon her voice is very lovely and fits her well. Overall she’s just a great girl who could use longer hair and better libido, but her strong body certainly gives her a lot of points!

: To think that my slender, assy body would be so enjoyed, let alone made even bigger!

Certainly! And what better treat on Christmas than a lovely chocolate angel? But I suppose that we have to get going. I’ll try to watch out for traps on our way out too.

: Thank you for understanding and not causing problems with all my work.

: We wish you well too!

*Topaz and Riri wave to Sandalphon as they leave.*

: So what are we going to do now.

Well, despite being Christmas next week it’s also the last blog of the year. Hard to believe it I suppose. As such, that means that we’ll be looking at a meganekko of the year and-

????: What do we have here? No doubt a boy and his girlfriend?

????: How lovely and adorbs! And I think he was looking for an angel to talk about too~

Oh no, not those two!

*Topaz and Riri turn around and see two horrible angels behind him.*

: To think that you would be totes scared to talk to us~ We’re quite Tiktok famous after all!

: Yes, and you can use all the zoomer lingo you know. Six Seven and all that!

: Oh no! Topaz doesn’t know that, and what does that mean anyway?

I don’t know, but seven ate nine! Wait, that’s the punchline of a terrible joke. We’d better get rid of these two fast, before they ruin the blog!

: Ruin, or make BETTER? Hows about you talk about us rather than any boring girls!

: We’ll even transformed so you can ogle our manly figures!

Anything but that! These are the second worst angels that have made blog appearances!

: Don’t forget Hapsiel though.

*Shivers run down Topaz’s spine.*

Ugh, don’t remind me. But these two are far worse!

: You don’t need to say that, and we won’t leave until you start blogging us!

: That’s right! So get on it! We don’t care for your traditions, so talk about our manly bods!

*The two quickly get tied up and sent flying with a huge rocket.*

: Oh no! The sun!

: That’s hot!

Wait, do people even say that anymore? Not that I care, I’m not a zoomer. But who happened to save us?

: Those two!

*Topaz and Riri look to see two demonic girls instead.*

: That is what they get for not following the RURUs of your blog, Topaz!

: Yes. And it seems that we have arrived just in the nick of time.

*The meganekko one adjusts her glasses.*

Thank you for saving us and sending them into the sun!

: Wait, won’t they die?

: Do not worry as this is a gag blog. Plus they’re angels. They can survive a hot foot or two.

: But… I… science says… Uh…

*Ririchiyo is very confused.*

It seems my assistant is confused, so hopefully she won’t be wasting precious MP-restoratives on enemies. Regardless I hope that you two will allow me to talk about you for next week’s blog!

: Oh ho ho~ It seems that seeing the second season has sparked some more interest in us. Well, how can we refuse?

: I am not sure, we may not be able to trust this unknown.

Nonsense as I’m Emperortopaz and I talk about anime girls! And you should feel special, as you’re the meganekko of the year too!

: W-wait, me? M-my glasses? Eh?

Seems that I have a lot more explaining to do, but I’m sure that you’ll enjoy next week’s blog. It’ll be a double feature of sorts to close out the year too, so catch you all then!

*With that Topaz finishes the blog for the week.*

Anime Relations: Food Court de, Mata Ashita.

This is the eight-hundred-eighty-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return once more to the food court, where Topaz and Riri met Wada last week. Her friend, the blond gyaru-like one, is listening to the girl speak.*

: And that is what Topaz’s blog is all about.

: I see then. You shouldn’t be as trusting of strange men, Wada. You’re going to be taken advantage of.

: Do you mean financially? Cause all my money is tied up in Duke Abel memorabilia! And I don’t think that Topaz would be THAT attracted to me, even if he scored me well.

I mean you did deserve a great score, as you have a lot of very lovely features and have a great personality. You are Zettai’s girl though, so I wouldn’t do anything untoward.

: Other than making my ass gigantic of course! Just look at how huge it is!

*Wada proudly shows off her huge cheeks, nearly knocking over the table with her fat ass. Her friend fortunately grabs it, as she happened to be on the other side.*

: Watch it with that! Though I am certainly surprised to see your ass so gigantic, as normally you’re so slim. If anything that makes your ass look even bigger!

: That’s true, but don’t worry. I’m sure that Topaz will make your ass big too! Then we can be together even if we wouldn’t be able to sit too close due to how massive our fat cheeks would be!

: I’m not so sure about that…

Don’t worry. It’s not like you’re a villain or anything. If I talk about you in the blog your ass will surely become as big as Wada’s!

: That’s what I’m not sure about! I already have so much trouble with my weight, and it’s a sore spot! I can only imagine how much heavier I’d become with a bigger ass!

I suppose, but you shouldn’t think of yourself as heavy. You are slim in a good way and I’m sure that your brown ass would look great even with Wada here!

: Grrr, to think that she’d contest me this quickly. I should encourage Topaz to skip her for the blog.

: You know that we can hear everything you’re saying, right?

*Wada puts her arm behind her head.*

: Eh heh heh… Can you just forget that?

I won’t, but that’s more because I want to talk about your friend. I hope that you won’t become too heavy once I talk about you, but a big, soft backside would only make you more sexy!

: But what about molesters?! Kids might try flipping my skirt!

: Then just go without a skirt! They can’t flip what isn’t there!

: That would be even more embarrassing! I can only imagine that…

*She imagines herself with a bigger ass from the waist up, waving to people on the way to school. However, the camera soon pans to her back and shows her fat ass barely being contained in her panties. She isn’t wearing a skirt either. She shakes her head to come back to reality.*

What a sexy thought bubble that was, and I don’t mean the imaginary size of your ass either!

: Stop invading my private thoughts!

: It’s alright, as I doubt Topaz could actually see what’s going on there. Besides, he’d probably much rather look at my ass instead of your fictional one~

*Wada arches her back and pushes her fat ass towards Topaz, even spanking it to mock him further.*

I wouldn’t say that, though an ass you can touch is better than a fictional one. I’m guessing at least. That said, you’re more Zettai’s as I said and I wouldn’t want to get in trouble with him.

: Excuses excuses…

: D-does that mean that I’m your girl then?

Certainly, not that Zettai dislikes you of course. It’s just more the poor fanart and angled shots he dislikes. That said, I’m sure that you’ll enjoy all the praise that I have for you, and all you’ll have to do is let me talk about you!

*Yamamoto ruminates for a bit, growling or mumbling a little. Eventually she agrees to this criteria.*

: F-fine then. I will say that I’m interested in hearing what you have to say about me Topaz. But I hope that my ass won’t become too heavy.

I mean it will, definitely. But I understand your worries as well. Don’t worry, as it’ll look sexy. Have more confidence in your ass, though I do agree more guys need to appreciate fat female asses.

: And I bet you’ll help them realize that!

I can only hope! Though Zettai is the only one reading these, not that I mind. I do them for him, and for myself!

: That is quite honorable, and I am glad to be talked about by someone like you. Though I am still a little worried.

I can understand that, but don’t worry too hard. After all, I’m here to say...



: Wahoo, Yamamoto! You’re finally going to have a blog like I do!

: I mean you just have one because Topaz talked about you last week. It’s not like it was a life goal for either of us.

I mean I did mention how few people read my blog. Not that I mind of course, as it keeps the riff-raff and tourists away. But thank you for this opportunity, as I am glad to talk about both of you.

*Yamamoto crosses her arms and looks tsun.*

: I suppose I can’t ignore it when you were begging so much, and I am a little interested. To think that we would be your first 2025 girls as well.

That shows how much of an impact your series had, though I do suppose the short length also made me wanting more. I just hope that I do your personalities well.

: Don’t worry, as Zettai loved my blog last week. And not just because of my gigantic ass either!

*Wada shows off her fat cheeks and shakes her hips while pushing her ass towards Topaz. Every movement makes her ass bounce around in a very sexy way.*

: Don’t just keep sitting and show off your ass, as I’m sure that it’s become bigger too Yamamoto! Come on, show off to Topaz!

: I-I’m still not sure! Please don’t make me!

: You’re just being shy! Or intimidated by my gigantic ass, which I understand. But show off your brown cheeks too!

*Wada takes Yamamoto’s hand and pulls her up to show off her ass. Yamamoto isn’t as big as her friend, but she does look bigger due to starting Topaz’s blog. She covers her hands in her gyaru nail-having hands too, very embarrassed.*

: P-please don’t look at my ass!

But it looks so amazing and brown! Granted it’s not yet as big as WadASS, but your ass is on its way!

: This is embarrassing! Please, just talk about something else.

I suppose that is understandable. After all, we have a lot of topics to discuss. And as expected we first have to talk about Yamamoto’s name. Her name seems to mean “base of the mountain” or at least that’s what the characters seem to mean. As I’ve said before I don’t know Japanese.

: You’re still a lot better than a lot of LOLcalizers. At least you admit to this blog not being official, even if you do use it as a soapbox sometimes.

Not intentionally, especially because I don’t really get too angry about a lot of things. There are still always things that frustrate me though, which is unfortunate that they don’t seem to be getting better. I blame tourists and normies ruining everything.

: The sad truth of far too many series and genres.

: That is fair. Though I do suppose that since you don’t know Japanese.. what language are we speaking?! Am I suddenly skilled at English all of a sudden?

Don’t worry as you’re talking naturally. The blog may be in English but that doesn’t mean that you’re necessarily speaking it.

: Aw man! Hopefully we don’t have terrible autodub-style voices like that!

Don’t worry as you somehow have your actual VAs. Granted it’s not like I can afford them, but that’s alright as this is just in text anyway. Regardless, I hope that I can help you with your English Yamamoto. That’s another good reason for you to let me talk about you.

: I suppose so, and even if quizzing myself might be a better use of my time I can at least pay attention to you.

I’m glad that you’re ready to hear me talk about you, as now that we’ve talked about your name we can begin proper. Then your brown ass will really become big!

: You don’t have to keep saying that!

: But big girl asses are sexy, especially slender ones like me!

True! But boo DUMBooru not appreciating that sort of beauty, as it needs to be there more than any disgusting trap! Luckily Yamamoto is far better than any of them, not that it’s difficult.

: I am at least relieved about that…

*She has goofy jitome eyes, fitting her serious aloof personality.*

That’s good to hear, and enough stalling! Let’s begin this blog properly so that we can take a good look at Yamamoto!

: D-don’t look too much though, as I’m still worried about my weight!

: Luckily he’ll be talking about your head first, so I don’t think that will be something you should worry about.

: It’s not like you’re an egghead with a big forehead and brain or something!

: Thank goodness, no one would take our series seriously if that was the case!

Being fair it’s a good gag series so it’s not that serious. I only hope that I can live up to how good the series was.

: Maybe if you got going rather than just saying how worried you are for everything…

Fair point, and like I said it’s enough stalling! Let’s look at Yamamoto right now!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Unfortunately Yamamoto doesn’t get off to a great start, which is a shame sorta. She does have a very stylish and cool hairstyle, with her hair usually up in a frilly ponytail with a lot of waviness to it. Her sides reach her shoulders or slightly beyond which while I like a fuller look do look pretty good. She also has a braid in her hair as well which gives it a bit more intimidation, and her bangs look nice though she does have a somewhat large gap in them. It is a shame that Yamamoto doesn’t have her hair down like in the episode where she wasn’t able to put it up due to an argument with her brother though, as she looks even better. Even the guys in the show seem to like her more as a result, or found her more approachable, so Wada helped her put her hair up. A shame as her wavy hair looked really great, and it gave a good look at the length of Yamamoto’s hair which goes about to her shoulder blades and thus about medium-length. I do like longer hair, but it still looks good. What hurts Yamamoto though is that her hair isn’t naturally blonde and that she dyes it, which is very unfortunate as I’m not too big on girls who color their hair. Plus blonde is a very generic color, even if it does look good with her gal look and dark skin. Regardless, Yamamoto still does quite well here overall, even if I do like her hair down more and she doesn’t have it like that too often.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
Yamamoto has some very pretty eyes that suit her and my tastes quite well. Like with Wada it is difficult to tell her exact eye color, but it does look like some type of brown even if it is a little difficult to tell the precise color (though easier in the anime). But color isn’t the only good thing about Yamamoto’s eyes, though sadly I don’t mean that she wears glasses. Rather she has tsurime, and some very high corners to her eyes which make her look even more aggressive. She also has a good amount of eyelashes for emphasis, and speaking of emphasis she also has a line above her eyes as well. She just looks so pretty and gentle after all. Overall while there isn’t too much to say do know that overall Yamamoto’s eyes do quite well and she looks outstandingly pretty.
Grade: B+

===Face==
Yamamoto does really well here as well, as I really appreciate the art style. The simplistic art style fits well and I like how she has a small dot nose as well. She’s not as expressive as Wada but that’s alright as she’s the more reserved one of the duo. This doesn’t mean that Yamamoto is expressionless though, just more stoic than Wada. She has some nice curves to her face, and she does have somewhat noticeable ears but not as much as her friend. And I can’t forget to mention that while it may be thought that she is tanned Yamamoto actually has brown skin and it looks good. Overall Yamamoto does quite nice when it comes to her face, pairing well with the more expressive Wada but still showing a lot of emotion while also having a particularly nice art style for my tastes.
Grade: A-

: Hmmm, it looks like you’re doing quite well.

: That may be true, though I did much better! Eh heh heh~

*Wada looks very proud, even showing off her beautiful black hair.*

: And stop looking at your phone too, as Topaz deserves your full attention!

: I had some messages I was checking quick, and I could still hear him!

: That’s no excuse to look at your phone though! You need to listen to him!

Hey now, no need to get in an argument like that! As long as Yamamoto can hear I am alright with this, but I do understand Wada’s worries.

: Fine… It’s not like I was going to reply to them.

: Sounds like Topaz, though in fairness he rarely gets messages. At least from people other than Zettai.

And I try to respond to him as quick as possible, even if sometimes I’m not informed about his messages. Boo modern technology sometimes!

: Sometimes I agree… But at least you’re able to talk about me. I think that I did really well.

That you did, especially with your eyes and face! Wada has better hair though.

: To think that even in Yamamoto’s blog I would be complimented. How do you like that, inferior haired girl~

: I wouldn’t pick on a girl for that.

: What’s the worse that she can do-

*Yamamoto cutely is frustrated and flips Wada’s long black hair over the girl’s face. Upon pushing it back, Wada’s hair is a lot messier and she grumbles.*

: I could have done much worse, but I won’t. Firstly because we’re friends, and secondly because Topaz still appreciates my hair.

That I do. Though I do like it a lot more down, where it’s all wavy and beautiful. Not that I don’t appreciate the fancy ponytail thing in back, but like a lot of guys I must be intimidated by it. You can also see the length of it a lot better, and it is very pretty and lovely.

: Grrr, this is why I want to keep her hair up!

: You shouldn’t continue to sabotage my hair!

It’s not the only thing that makes it go lower. I’m not a big fan of dyed hair, which Yamamoto does it seems. I’d much rather see a natural dark-haired beauty, even if it does go somewhat nicely with your dark skin. Still, blonde is fairly overrated and having it be dyed makes it worse than a natural color.

: I suppose that having a choice in the matter is the reason.

Exactly! But your hair is alright otherwise. Your eyes look really beautiful, with a lovely tsurime that fits well with your personality and contrasts well with Wada. Though like your friend I can’t quite tell your eye color but it does seem to be brown. It is more obvious in the anime though.

: Better than having her show off another sort of “brown third eye”!

: Wada! Don’t think of perverse things like that!

But your ass is certainly getting bigger, so let’s see it!

: I-if you insist, but is this really the time for that?

Of course, since if you’re showing off during the blog I’ll get distracted!

*Yamamoto sighs as she stands up, turns around, and bends over to push her brown cheeks towards Topaz. Her fat ass is even bigger, and her panties start to tear even while wedged deep in her crack. She covers her cheeks cutely, blushing from the exposure before sitting down.*

: To think that you would make my ass so much bigger…

: But that only makes your body sexier and curvier! At least people won’t just be looking at your tumors!

: I told you before that’s not what they are!

Now now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Even if Yamamoto’s ass is so sexy that I want to talk about it. Still, I have restraint and another topic to discuss first. After all, like with Wada Yamamoto has a great simple styled face for my tastes. I mean that in a good way though, as I like small simple noses and their facial expressions are great too.

: Though I imagine you like another pair of Yamamoto’s brown “cheeks”.

I mean that is true, but it comes up later. And especially now that they’ve grown so large as well.

: You don’t need to keep pointing out my weight, Topaz!

: He’s not, just that he likes how much bigger your ass is. Though being fair mine is still larger.

There’s still a lot of blog to get through though. So let’s not keep being distracted, and continue onward!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
As I mentioned earlier Yamamoto has some pretty nice naturally dark skin, and as such she doesn’t have tanlines or anything. It suits her body pretty well, though as a slice of life show there isn’t a lot of fanservice, other than the short beach segment. She thinks that she’s overweight and thus is embarrassed to show her abdomen, but I can’t see anything wrong with it and she has a very good figure. Well, outside of being mamocentric of course but that happens unfortunately (which may be where all the weight she’s worried about goes). Still, sadly she doesn’t show ass which is very unfortunate. That is about it for official art, but Yamamoto does get a lot of unofficial art by the artist and while most of it is sadly mamocentric in at least one picture she does show off her anus and ass and I suppose that should be mentioned. Still it’s not a great pic, being pushed to the side somewhat and not as filled in as the “main” part of the picture. Regardless, Yamamoto does alright here, though showing off more in canon would have helped and I don’t mean being mamocentric either.
Grade: B

===Chest===
Just as I had mentioned Yamamoto is very mamocentric, which is unfortunate even if she is self-conscious of it. She even causes some slight envy in Wada on occasion, which is unfortunate, and there are some very obvious camera angles which seem to focus on her chest sadly. In addition, in unofficial art she’s shown off a lot more than normal, and that includes bare as well. I’m not big on the style of nipples they gave her due to the size and being inverted, but I can at least pretend that it’s just fanart even if it’s the author of the series doing it. Still, this is definitely Yamamoto’s worst area overall, with her large chest being shown off a lot more than the rest of her body and given special attention which is unfortunate.
Grade: C

===Clothes===
Yamamoto has similar clothes to Wada, which helps her out a bit. It’s not completely the same outfit, though it does look good on both girls. The uniform consists of a white shirt with a blue blazer on top, though Yamamoto keeps her blazer open and the collar loose, presumably because her chest is larger and thus has a harder time buttoning (no doubt her shirt’s buttons are quite strained as well). She doesn’t wear the necktie either, and she has a plaid skirt instead of a straight color one. Sadly Yamamoto doesn’t even wear knee-high socks, though somewhat close and we don’t see too much of them from the waist down anyway. At the beach she wears a high cut American sling bikini which Wada picked out for her, though she wasn’t a fan due to her navel being exposed. Other official images include a blue waitress outfit and an orange kimono. Unofficial art adds a lot too, including a cow bikini with headress, sexy casual wear which is a short shirt and shorts, a bunny outfit, a micro bikini, and likely a lot more as the artist seems to really like her design in particular. Poor Wada perhaps. Still, overall Yamamoto does fairly well even if her clothes do emphasize her chest a bit, but considering the uniform I don’t think that there’s much she could do to not show off.
Grade: B

: This is certainly a surprise! As surprising as Topaz remembering me trying to seduce Yamamoto’s brother!

: You never did put that into action. Not that I would let you of course.

But shotacom are the best kind of girls! Though it is true that Yamamoto is very mamocentric which is an issue.

: It’s not like I chose the kind of body I have, Topaz.

Oh, I’m not blaming you. Though it does effect your score a fair amount. The main issue is that idiots make all sorts of mamocentric art of you. Granted the not-quite official art isn’t much better, and it doesn’t help that you get a lot more art from him than Wada does presumably for that reason. Which again is unfortunate.

: To think that you would look at lewd pictures of me as well!

It’s not my fault that I saw them looking up images for clothing! Besides, more information, even if perverse, still is important to mention. Like how your nipples are inverted and similar things.

*Yamamoto covers her chest.*

: To think that you even know that…

: True, even if it’s a downside for Topaz. That said, at least you do show off your anus.

: Seems like my “brown eye” joke was warranted!

: Quiet about that! And you are a bigger pervert than I thought Topaz! Bringing up a girls… areas like that.

Like I said, I’m not sure about counting it but it is right there even if the picture isn’t the best. Not a lot of girls show theirs, which makes sense, but I still appreciate it.

: Please don’t appreciate my anus, Topaz!

*In her frustration at Topaz saying such things Yamamoto stands up and slams her hands on the table in front of her. As she leans forward her panties finally surrender, being destroyed by her big brown ass which had grown even further. Her fat cheeks ripple from their new freedom.*

Looks lovely!

: You shouldn’t even be able to see it from there, as my brown ass is too big!

That’s fair, but your big round cheeks are still worth complimenting. A shame you don’t show off like this in the show, but considering it was a relatively tame one fanservice-wise I’m not too surprised. I’m just glad you can show off so well in the blog!

: I’m not happy about it…

You should be though, as you have a beautiful brown ass! I understand you’re worried about your weight but that shouldn’t be a big factor. I don’t mind a little extra weight and I’m sure guys won’t either!

: Especially since your brown ass looks so soft! Like a big pillow!

: Well yours looks like a huge marshmallow!

: I know, and it’s even softer too~

Sounds amazing, go both of you girls having such big asses. Even if Yamamoto’s is still growing as I’m still talking about her blog.

: It’s going to be even BIGGER?! I’ll never fit in my clothes!

Don’t worry as I’m sure your ass will be appreciated more as a result. Though I will mention that you do have some pretty good outfits. Your school uniform isn’t as nice as Wada’s, as you don’t wear the necktie or blazer not to mention your buttons look like they’re holding on for dear life.

: I mean, Wada and I are differently built…

: True, but that only proves how good we are as friends!

: I don’t get that at all.

I suppose it’s a contrast thing, and not talking about their bodies due to Wada’s insecurity and Yamamoto worrying about her weight is a good thing I suppose. I do like Yamamoto’s American flag sling swimsuit though, and a lot of the not-quite-official art helps show her in other outfits much like it did with Wada. And the official pics help as well.

: I suppose that it’s good that you appreciated the waitress and kimono, but I still am shocked to hear that you like my ass becoming heavier!

Of course! Big girl asses are sexier, and by growing you’ll become sexier too!

: That’s not what I want to hear! It’s still making me flustered, and I-I don’t know what to do!

Then let’s continue onward with the blog, as we have more to talk about!

: I suppose that is a good idea. I’ll pay better attention!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
This is definitely a strong area for Yamamoto here, as she has a great personality for my tastes. She may seem hard to approach, looking like an intimidating gal, but she’s quite sociable and friendly which is good. She is a little stoic which provides some nice contrast to Wada, but even Yamamoto has her moments which is good and shows that she has depth. She’s a very good listener and conversationalist, which means she pairs well with the talkative and energetic Wada as well. Yamamoto is a little aloof but not as much as people might think about her, and she has a few hobbies including researching occult things or watching sappy movies. She also knows about streamers on Youtube, and she also has a job at the mall to help out her divorced mother. Despite being the quiet type of girl she is also often the straight man, and is very smart and wants to study English to go overseas when she graduates. Overall Yamamoto does really well with my tastes, being a friendly girl even if she seems somewhat aloof and distant. Yoshino Aoyama gives a nice performance in this role, giving her a somewhat low but still lovely and feminine voice. Other roles she’s done include Hitori Gotou AKA Bocchi from her anime, the Gunsmith girl from the latest Panty & Stocking season, Shinon the silly girl from the Hungry Girls anime, and probably more roles that I don’t know about (including the anime versions of Manaphy, Espurr, and Pawmi).
Grade: A-

===Libido==
On one hand Yamamoto is a very attractive girl though like with Wada people find it hard to approach her. She was once asked out by the most popular guy in school, but she had no idea who he was which hurt his self-confidence and made it so that other guys don’t want to ask her out. It wasn’t intentional I imagine though. There’s also the fact that Yamamoto has to deal with gropers which I dislike as she deserves better, and dirty kids are in the same boat. What helps her is what I mentioned last week, her various yuri moments with Wada. I still find the way she draped her arm over Wada’s shoulders to be humorous, looking like a mob boss or something xD. That said, Yamamoto could do a little better here but overall she has a strong showing considering how short the series is.
Grade: B

===Age===
Much like with Wada last week, we don’t have an exact age for Yamamoto. We do know that she’s a high school student, and we also see flashbacks of her in middle school as well. I also appreciate that she’s an older sister too, though it didn’t score her too many points. Regardless, there’s nothing wrong with being a high school girl and even if a more precise age would have helped Yamamoto overall does quite well here.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 75
Average score: 8.3
Final Grade: B

And with that Yamamoto’s blog is completed! What do you think of it?

: I think that I did quite well, though I imagine that I could have done better.

I blame you dying your hair, as well as being mamocentric.

: In that case wouldn’t Wada do better than I did? And yet you prefer me? That’s impossible!

*Wada whistles innocently, but looks proud.*

: W-wait, did you do better than I did?

: Not by much, and considering I’m usually average while you’re so smart I didn’t want to make you feel bad.

: To think that Wada beat me even with someone who likes me! This is humiliating.

: Wait, why is that humiliating?!

I blame Wada standing out more in certain areas. But don’t sell yourself short either, Yamamoto. You still did really well too!

: Did I?

Of course! Granted like with Wada you two match when it comes to your ages. Granted more information would have been nice, but I do appreciate you being an older sister and high school girl. It is also a shame that you intimidate guys so much too.

: Not like I want most of them to talk to me anyway…

: That’s right! Yamamoto is my friend, and I don’t want to share! Even with you, Topaz!

How romantic!

: I-I don’t mean it like that!

: It was just that one time, to make the one who didn’t treat her better jealous!

Understandable, and comedic. Though I will say that Yamamoto should teach her brother a lesson, correct the brat!

: Topaz, you can’t say things like that.

: I know, incest is wrong!

It’s also sexy, but I suppose that I cannot force canon things like that. Besides, he would have needed to be younger and cuter obviously.

: Topaz is such a pervert…

: No wonder he wanted to talk about us and make our asses bigger… Speaking of which-

*Yamamoto and Wada both stand up, pressing their asses together and showing off how big their chocolate and vanilla “scoops” are together.*

: I hope you’ll take responsibility for my ass being this huge! My hips are definitely over two meters now!

: That only means that you’re sexier as a result though! Don’t worry about your assy weight!

I agree with that! Though that’s not the only great thing about Yamamoto of course. She has a great aloof personality that’s really warm and affectionate, and it appeals a lot to me.

: Eh heh, thank you for the compliments…

But of course! People say to never judge by appearances, and both of you are good symbols of that! Yamamoto trains hard to learn English and has likes the occult, which is better than any loudmouth space case.

: HEY! Who are you calling loudmouth and a space case?!

*Wada has a goofy expression.*

: Relax. He means that one Star Twinkle PreCure girl.

Exactly. And while both of you have great voices sadly only Yamamoto’s has a big career out of it. But I do like your lower tone as it appeals to me more, not that Wada’s is bad either.

: Don’t worry, as I understand. They just couldn’t think of any other characters which match me in excellence!

: Either that or they have a new VA who hasn’t had a chance to shine.

True as she’s only had minor parts which don’t seem to be on MAL. Regardless, both of you are such great girls but it’s time for me to get going.

: But we haven’t even eaten at the food court yet!

You think that I can afford food these days? Besides, I’m sure that there’s a better restaurant somewhere. Hopefully.

: Do not worry as we aren’t offended. Be seeing you sometime, Topaz!

: Indeed, as it was quite a pleasure to meet you. I-I’ll try and deal with my huge ass somehow too…

I’m sure that you’ll love it since big asses are so sexy. But see you soon!

*Topaz and Riri wave at Yamamoto and Wada as they leave.*

: So who are we going to be talking about next time, Topaz?

Well, due to how the dates are this year it’s already time for the Christmas blog! Blame the last day of the month being on a Wednesday.

: Unfortunate, especially as it will cause the yearly meganekko to end up on Christmas Day. At least you won’t be having a break that day.

True about that. As for next time, I think that I’m still in the mood for some… chocolate booty.

: Pervert. That said, I don’t understand what you mean. Isn’t it supposed to be an angelic blog?

I mean it is! Granted she’s from a series that’s full of angels, but I’m sure that with enough DILIGENCE people should be able to figure out who it is.

: Ah, that show. You know that eventually you’re going to run out of angels to use from that show.

I suppose that’s true. Plus it’s been a while at this point. But don’t worry as there’s still quite a few, and next time we’ll be looking at a girl more on the slender side. Other than having a big brown ass of course. See you all there!

*With that Topaz ends the blog for this week, with the two of them leaving the food court.*

Anime Relations: Food Court de, Mata Ashita.

This is the eight-hundred-eighty-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return to the blog with Topaz and Riri at the entrance to a food court.*

See? I told you that they still existed!

: Yeah, we just needed to go a town over, in horrible weather, and had to compete with a new stadium that was inserted into a mall where a closed-down store used to be.

Still counts! And welcome back everyone. We’re here to celebrate my blog once again. Hard to believe that we’ve come this far.

: It seems like only yesterday you were in Gensokyo.

I mean it was last week I suppose. But I understand, as we are still coming off a major arc. Hopefully we won’t have too much hard work this month, as winter sucks.

: That is no reason to have plot like a recent PreCure season.

It wasn’t THAT bad… But I do suppose that we aren’t here to argue and split hairs. We have a blog to take care of.

: (You barely have much hair to split up top anyway.) So where’s this week’s girl anyway?

I would have figured that she’d be here, as it’s not like there’s a lot of places to go. Oh hey, is that her? There she is! Let’s go surround her!

*Topaz sees a black-haired girl sitting by herself at a booth, so he and Ririchiyo sit down beside her with one on each side.*

: ?!?!

You don’t need to say a thing, as you’ve already agreed to letting me talk about you for my blog. I hope that you’ll enjoy it, and I will tell you that you will enjoy it as well.

: *shrugs in a confused manner.*

: W-wait, Topaz. Are you sure that this is the right girl?

Let me check.

*Topaz looks at his phone.*

Yeah, she should be here and I want to talk about a black haired girl. I even asked her over a call previously so she should know that I’m coming.

: *Still looks incredibly confused and worried.*

You don’t have to worry, as all you’ll need to do is listen. After all-

: W-WHAT?! What’s going on here?!

*A girl approaches the group, being so angry that she nearly drops her tray of food.*

: First that one guy asks out Yamada, and now I find out that she’s taken my place in a blog!

Wait… If she’s not… wait…

: *Still looks confused.*

Well, seems I made a dire mistake.

*Topaz and Riri get up, leaving the speechless girl aside. Time passes as he explains and the two sit with the one who interrupted them. The other black-haired girl, who looks angry and is flicking her straw with her mouth, seems to be shunning him.*

And that’s what happened! It’s not my fault that I met your doppelganger!

: At least the two of you being in the same place doesn’t cause time paradoxes!

I mean they are separate people.

: That doesn’t mean that I have to accept you making such a dire mistake! To think that you would think that SHE was me!

I mean it happens! At least we found you eventually, and I can finally start my blog.

: Don’t forget to warn her though, Topaz. Even if you have had a conversation with her earlier.

: Don’t worry, as Topaz did tell me that my ass will grow as a result of my blog. I’m sure that his friend would like me even more if that were to happen!

That Zettai would, as you’d have such an excellent pear-shaped body which he loves more than any other. And I’m sure that you can tease that boring non-boyfriend of yours too, show him what he’s missing!

: Eh heh heh, that would be amazing revenge! I’d even slap him around with the ass that he can’t have!

Sounds very sexy, and you can even crush your phone with your massive ass too! That way you’ll get your revenge on the ones who canceled that one game you like!

: Darn you phone games not usually living on for more than one or two years these days! Give me back all the time I spent grinding and the money I spent too!

: That sounds like Topaz when certain other games will go offline.

Hopefully they’ll at least make them playable on private servers, even if that will take money otherwise. That said, it seems that you’re ready for me to talk about you.

: I sure am! Both because I want to prove to everyone just how great I am, and because you’ll make my ass bigger too!

*She slaps her flat chest proudly, with her nose stuck out and everything.*

Nice pose there! And since she allowed it even if it is sorta hasty let me say that...



: What do you mean by “hasty”? I thought that you were going to talk about me, and that’s what that call was for!

I mean it’s true, but it felt like I just barely met you!

: That’s what happens when her show is only six short episodes, Topaz.

It needs a lot more love, so boo the author getting angry at the readers and putting it on hiatus! It is the type of show that needs a lot more wonderful content!

: I know! Short shows already get the short end of the stick, pun not intended, so having our show not even be a season long is an outrage! An outrage I tell you!

: Don’t be a Garchomp in Gen IV, Wada…

True as you could cool down a little bit.

*Wada was still a little hot-headed and steamed, but cooled down for the sake of the blog.*

: Fine, but only a little! Besides, you’re the one who brought it up.

And I’m angry about it as well, as you really did deserve a lot more screentime! The series needed to be longer and go on, as it was so entertaining and fun!

: Is that why you decided to talk about them even if their series aired earlier this week.

That and the two girls are really entertaining. Especially Wada here, as she was a lot of fun and was one of the more interesting girls of the year.

: Eh heh, I am glad to hear someone talk so well about me! Go on, and continue to praise me!

But of course, as that is what the blog is for. And I appreciate you letting me talk about you, even if a doppelganger confused me at first.

: You’ll have to excuse Topaz. He probably just did that for humor’s sake.

Shhh, don’t tell her that! Or the readers!

: I suppose that makes sense. Besides, he’s going to talk about me and not some unsightly gorilla girl!

Of course, I haven’t even seen that strange fruit anime. Though I did Chitoge a while back, not that I’m proud about that.

: And you did Hibiki who was Cure Gorilla too!

Great reference, and man I’ve seen a lot of anime. But don’t worry as we’re not going to talk about your friend with the nice voice and naughty writing skills.

: Topaz does enough of that himself!

: You do? Though I suppose you’re a guy and thus wouldn’t be interested in the same kind of things I am.

True as it’s mostly girls who read fanfics I imagine. That said, there’s nothing wrong with that. Just like there’s nothing wrong with Wada’s nice Wa… Du… WadASS!

*Topaz smacks Wada’s ass, just as he said, and it jiggles more due to being bigger. She even stands up from the booth to show off her plump jiggly cheeks barely fitting in her school skirt anymore.*

: H-hey! What was that for?!

Just showing off that your ass is growing in size to the readers, as it’s hard to see beyond the table we’re seated at.

: I’m not eating THAT much! Though it is good, and I suppose it’s fast food too…

: No no, Topaz means due to his blog! I thought that he told you that your ass would grow.

: Well, he said that it would happen during the blog but I wasn’t expecting it to come so soon! I mean, the blog hasn’t really started yet, you know?

That is true, but your ass still looks lovely regardless. I am thankful you’re allowing me to talk about you too, Wada.

: Thanksgiving was last week, Topaz…

True, which is a relief as we’d never get a spot at the food court with all the day after sales. Not that I’d want to go out anyway. That said, let’s talk a little more about Wada.

: Sounds like a great plan, so continue onward! Though don’t think I didn’t notice you failing at making a joke~

Eh? I never fail!

: You did something at least. “WadASS” wasn’t worth that long of a pause, and I bet you were trying to figure out a better name than just that and settled for an overused one!

It may be overused but it still works! Though I do admit it’s a little lazy…

: A LITTLE? I’ve been around you enough to know better, Topaz.

: At least it’s better than whatever joke that was deleted early, and that it’s a terrible one. Otherwise it’s a pet peeve to leave things hanging!

That makes a lot of sense, so let’s get going with the blog! But first I can’t forget to talk much about your name. After all, the two characters are only known by their last names in this series. Still, “Wada” seems to mean “harmonious rice paddy” which isn’t exactly a pun.

: If anything it seems the opposite as Wada is quite loud and energetic rather than “harmonious”.

: Oh what do you know, you’re not even doing this blog!

True but she is my assistant, which means she’s written by me-I mean we watch shows together.

: Yeah, great save there (though I do enjoy spending time with Topaz…).

: I suppose that still counts as describing my name still, and I appreciate you talking about me like this too.

Certainly, but don’t think that we’re done yet! We’re only just beginning!

: Then don’t keep me waiting and start properly!

*Wada starts to eat the meal she got, while Topaz listens to her and begins the blog proper.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Wada has very amazing hair, to the point where it’s one of her best features. It’s a deep black, which is always beautiful and fits my tastes perfectly even if she’s Zettai’s girl. She is a little bothered by it, thinking that she looks generic, but if anything blue eye blondes are more generic but I suppose that is a difference in where we’re from I suppose. Still, Wada has long black hair that goes down straight down her back, reaching about to her hips though considering the anime it’s not always easy to see how long it is. Still, it’s a very nice length and even the sides of her hair go down to her chest. Wada also has pretty nice bangs, even if they aren’t a hime, and I like the slight part above her left eye. Overall Wada has really amazing black hair and even has a good length to it, and the straight looks looks wonderful as well. Seriously, even if she thinks that she is generic the only thing keeping her from a perfect score would be blunt bangs!
Grade: A

===Eyes===
While it does fit Wada fairly well, she does have rounded eyes. Her tarame still looks good and cute, and I like how she has a good amount of eyelashes as well as they emphasize her corners a little more. Well, “corners” at least since as mentioned her eyes are circular. Still, she shows a lot of expression through them which is always good, and I think that they are brown but it is fairly difficult to tell. They may be black with a little brown to show some contrast or shading, I can’t be sure. Regardless, Wada overall has some very nice circular eyes and the color suits her, and I enjoy her various goofy facial expressions. Sadly she doesn’t wear glasses either.
Grade: B

===Face==
This is another fantastic area for Wada, even if she looks relatively simple due to the art style. She has small features and a dot nose, with a missing nose as the show is very comedic and thus has a lot of fun with facial expressions. As the more energetic of the duo she is usually the one with the goofy faces and I mean that in a good way. Wada just has a great expressive talent and I really enjoyed the various silly faces she’d make as it makes her feel a lot more like a character even with the short length of the series. I do suppose that I will mention that her ears are rounded and fairly noticeable, sticking out even with the long sides of her hair. I also like the shape of her face too, with nice cheek curve and such. Overall Wada is just a joy to watch and a lot of that is the various faces that she makes. It’s a lot of fun and really amplified the series, even if her face is normally simple but I enjoy that sort of art style.
Grade: A-

: Grrr, to think that I would have gotten more points!

*Wada looks irritated at Topaz’s blog.*

What do you mean? You have like two really good scores and your eyes aren’t that bad either!

*Wada is cutely flailing about.*

: If only they were worse apparently! After all, then I’d wear glasses and you’d like me more! Plus my grades would improve too!

: I don’t think that’s how it works, unless you’re having problems seeing in class or something.

True that I’m weak to girls in glasses like Akihio Matsui from FF4! If only that was an actual element!

: Sounds like one that your blog would include, like how Zettai absorbs ass attacks.

Yeah, but I’d be both weak to and absorb it as if I was the Lady in the tiers.

: Do you really have to keep referencing old SNES games? You’re talking about me after all!

That’s a fair point, blame me playing through four at the moment. Regardless you do have good eyes even if they don’t appeal to me directly. The shape is quite nice, and you show a lot of expression through them. I can’t quite tell your eye color but it looks like a nice brown, at least as far as I can tell.

: I would order you to look in my eyes, but then we’d probably be flustered.

: At least you aren’t telling him to look at your brown THIRD eye.

: I think that his friend Zettai would enjoy that far more.

That’s certainly true. Still, you do have some very pretty eyes. They work well with the art style and your face too.

: I’m glad that you like my face so much, even if you called it “silly”.

I mean that in a good way though! You have a lot of freedom in your expressions and the series is just a fun one thanks to a lot of your reactions and personality. Your dot nose looks good as always, and in general you look good. I will mention that your rounded ears do stick out a little compared to other series, but again that’s just the art style.

: Well, I suppose I should be thankful of how much you like looking at me. Ahem~

*Wada looks proud, smiling but still having a goofy expression. However, she soon rips one that causes her to blush and be humbled.*

PPPPPWWWWAAARRRTTTTTT

It looks like your ass is continuing to get bigger and gassier! Soon you might not be able to fit in this booth!

: More like she might not be able to get out, as she’d break any chair she’d sit on!

: I bet that Zettai would envy them!

Exactly! And your hair is extremely beautiful as well! I love black haired girls and there definitely needs to be more!

*Wada cutely flicks her hair playfully, but still enjoys Topaz’s words. She looks smug at him but in a humorous fashion.*

: To think that you would praise me so much, Topaz. But don’t stop, as I want to hear you talk more about me~

: Just be careful not to confuse her with her similar-looking doppelganger though.

I mean we already did that joke, and as poor as I am at writing I don’t necessarily like repeating jokes that much.

: Really…

Just because I forget a joke exists doesn’t mean that I purposely reuse it! That’s just a flaw of doing all this myself. But do know that her long, black hair looks great and appeals to me well. I especially like how straight it is too!

: Thank you, though it seems you’re not too big on my bangs.

I mean they aren’t bad, but having blunt ones would appeal to me even more. The windswept look is fine though, as at least it covers your forehead.

: A shame then, to think that I almost got a perfect score but my bangs weren’t to your liking.

Indeed, but such judgment is important or else I wouldn’t have my principles. That said, there’s still a lot to talk about when it comes to Wada, including her body. So let’s get going!

: I am a little worried about what you might say… But go right ahead Topaz!

*With that he continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
There isn’t too much to talk about when it comes to Wada’s body, and I don’t mean that in a bad way. She just doesn’t show off too much, at least as far as I remember. We do see some of her body during a brief beach scene, but sadly she doesn’t show off her ass. Still, Wada seems fairly slender and that’s mostly good too. If we included the artist’s unofficial pictures she does have a really nice slender body, and we even see a very slight amount of ass curve as well. She seems to be about average height too, though without measurements I can’t be certain. More scenes in the series would have helped, but being fair the series is just CGDCT and there wasn’t too much of an opportunity (if only the series had gone on longer). Still, overall Wada has a nice slim body and if we include unofficial art from the artist she does have a decent ass curve.
Grade: B

===Chest===
As mentioned in the previous area Wada is fairly slender. This is unfortunate for her, as it means that people occasionally confuse her with a boy which means they have bad taste. She also is self-conscious that gropers wouldn’t fondle her, but otherwise she seems proud of her flatness. She even says she’ll make it so that Yamamoto’s otouto will go from being mamocentric and instead into girls like her. As mentioned prior Wada does have some artwork by the artist that isn’t quite official. She shows a bit of her chest, which seems more curved than she seems in clothes, and even shows off nipples. Still, I can’t count that too much as it isn’t official, even if done by the artist. I do enjoy Wada’s confidence in making Yamamoto’s little brother into a lover of flat chests, so overall she does pretty well as more girls need to be confident in their flatness. And their fat asses as well.
Grade: A-

===Clothes===
There isn’t too much to talk about when it comes to this area, as we usually see Wada in her uniform. She comes to the food court straight from school after all. The uniform is quite proper and good, with a nice black blazer over a white shirt and a red necktie which is all things I enjoy, and on bottom she wears a black skirt and pantyhose even if they are occasionally hard to see. She’s sitting at a table a lot after all. I will also mention the swimsuit that Yamamoto buys for her to wear at the beach, which is a childish sailor bikini with a big ribbon and a blue bottom. Official artwork from the anime include a pink waitress outfit and a blue kimono as well. As mentioned before the artist has drawn some unofficial artwork of her as well, and these clothes include a fluffy bunny outfit as well as a normal one (with pantyhose), skimpy if simple blue underwear, a mini bikini, and a cow bikini and horned headress with matching thighhighs, a Santa outfit, and likely a lot more though how canon those are is questionable. Still, Wada has a really great uniform and I especially like the necktie and pantyhose as it looks good on her.
Grade: B+

: This is certainly a surprise!

Do you mean you doing well or me including unofficial works?

: Mostly me doing so well, but that is a surprise as well!

: Yeah, you don’t usually include them do you?

Not usually, but these two girls are a special case. The official creator made pictures of them after all, so it’s hard to say if it counts as canon or not. I mean it mostly helps, as otherwise Wada doesn’t show off a lot, but there’s some little problems.

: I mean sure they are lewd, but that shouldn’t be a problem for you right? Eh? Eh?

*Wada elbows Topaz.*

True as I don’t mind lewd things, but I can’t help but worry that it might not be “official”. And even then you need to show off your ass more!

: Show off my ass? Even with how fat it is?!

*She gets up and slams her ass on the table. It wobbles a bit, though fortunately Wada had finished her meal so she wasn’t sitting on her own food. Each cheek was much bigger than before, and bare due to her panties wedging up deep. Her ass was so big it was bare as her skirt couldn’t fit, and her cheeks had burst through her pantyhose as well.*

: Just look at how much it has grown due to your blog!

Yes, though I imagine Zettai would rather stare. That said, I meant more as far as in the series itself.

: Oh, that’s a misunderstanding then!

*Wada puts all that away, taking a seat once again even if there was a subtle impression where her heavy ass once sat on the table.*

Indeed. About the only time you show off in the series proper would be the slight beach moment, and even then it was only your navel. At least it’s better than nothing, but the unofficial images help by showing off your body pretty well. Still, you need more pictures from them.

: Not that Topaz looked too hard at them, as some of the posts have over a hundred pictures.

True as I only skimmed them. Though one problem is that Wada looks both flat and smooth but in one picture where she’s showing her bare chest she does look a little bigger. I imagine that’s a mistake though.

: True as I am slender, though I do apologize for any envy that may have happened.

At least you had a moment of being proud of being slender and would convince Yamamoto’s little brother to love flat chests! That’s more than what a lot of characters think, and being that confident certainly helps!

: Eh heh, then I’m glad to have said it!

Certainly! Though you are held back a bit due to your clothes.

: Eh?! But you said I was doing so well with my body!

True, though the not-quite-official artwork helps you there and you still need to show off your ass. The same artwork does give you a lot of variety, which was something you were in dire need of. Otherwise you’d just wear your uniform, which being fair isn’t too bad. The blazer and necktie are good, and the pantyhose are great too. I just want more, you know?

: There was the aforementioned beach scene though!

The swimsuit that Yamamoto picked out for you was fairly cute, don’t get me wrong, but I mostly blame the anime being so short. I do like a lot of the other outfits the creator gives you though, like the skimpy cow bikini or the bunny outfit. In general it looks quite good, and the variety helps out.

: I suppose that is a relief. And hey, my slim body will make my gigantic ass look even bigger!

Exactly, and you should be proud of both parts!

: I am, but I hope that as you continue the blog my ass won’t be getting too much bigger…

We’ll have to see, though I know that your ass will certainly grow more. But we’ll see the exact size soon enough, as I should continue the blog!

*With that Topaz continues onward with Wada’s blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Wada has a really great personality, and I don’t mean that in a demeaning fashion either. Granted I don’t tend to like girls who act one way but are completely different otherwise, but I think it’s more due to Wada’s comfort level that she acts different with her classmates and with Yamamoto. She tends to be ignored in class, as she seems like a ladylike TDB who is aloof but that’s all because she’s very awkward. She’s also very energetic and talks a lot about her train of thought which considering how I write these blogs I feel a lot towards. She often brings up topics for her and Yamamoto to discuss, which is great as it helps show that the two of them are such close friends. Wada had broken a friendship at the end of middle school, and she ended up becoming friends with Yamamoto and the two often go to the food court to eat and get some stress from the day out. She also has an addictive personality, meaning she’s susceptible to gacha games and the like, and even if she seems like a proper girl Wada dislikes studying so she has about average grades. And as mentioned before, Wada has a lot of great expressions and faces which added a lot of humor to the series. She may look generic (though in a good way), but her energetic side and her fast conversational skills certainly help her stand out among other characters. There’s a reason I wanted to talk about Wada, and overall even if she’s not the type that I tend to look for (and she’s more Zettai’s girl) she does an outstanding job making herself stand out even if she does have her flaws. One flaw Wada has is that her VA is Hiyori Miyazaki, who did a great job but doesn’t have any other role as far as I know. That said, let’s hope that she gets more fun and silly girls like with Wada.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
This is one area where Wada is kinda rough, though sadly not in the sexy way. What I mean is that there’s a lot to talk about when it comes to her and her libido. She’s mostly tsundere and falls for a game character, often bemoaning Duke Abel for eluding her rolls (though she does eventually get him). She also buys a lot of his merch, reads self-insert fanfiction about him, and gets very mad at the end of service for the game. Yamamoto then says that she should watch a streamer who has his VA it seems, and even if it took some time for him to notice Wada appreciates him thanking her. There’s also the crush that a classmate has on her that she doesn’t notice, causing him to go after a similar-looking girl instead. Speaking of Yamamoto there is also a funny scene where the guy comes towards the two of them and she places her arm over Wada in a way a boyfriend might which possibly implies a yuri path for the two of them. Wada also slightly feels like she’d need a lot of attention, though that might also be because Yamamoto doesn’t react to her a lot on social media messaging. Oh, and Wada is also angry that she doesn’t get groped by kids, but that’s more a body thing with her self confidence. As you can see, there’s a few issues when it comes to Wada here but overall she seems to have a fairly above average libido even if sadly that sometimes comes out in buying affection.
Grade: B-

===Age===
We don’t know exactly how old Wada is, but she still does fairly well here. She is at least a high school girl, and we’ve seen her in flashbacks in middle school but for the most part she’s a high school girl. That’s not too surprising, as anime does have a lot of high school girls. Regardless, overall while there isn’t too much information about Wada’s age she is still a pretty good high school girl.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 81
Average score: 9.0
Final Grade: B+

And with that Wada’s blog is over! What did you think of it?

: That is a far higher score than I was expecting… Not that I’m complaining of course!

: Even I’m surprised, and I know Topaz’s tastes!

That’s true, but in all fairness Wada does stand out in a lot of ways. She has a lot of unique depth to her, and she seems like a fun girl to know. I suppose she is a little quiet in class which is not what her personality actually is, which is something I dislike but it seems to be more shyness over manipulation which I like more. She gets a lot more friendly around people she knows, and I’m glad to have the opportunity to talk about her.

: True, as it seems that you really like me. I’m even the first one you talked about this year!

You deserve it, even if your series was short. That said, I still really enjoyed it and it was one of the best shows. It hurt a little due to how short it was, but every moment was entertaining. Wada was a big part of that, or specifically her conversations with Yamamoto.

: True, though Wada is Zettai’s.

Of course as the girls are split nicely for our tastes. But that doesn’t mean that I dislike Wada, just as he doesn’t dislike Yamamoto.

: Are you sure about that…

I mean he doesn’t have too big a problem with her, and it’s more the addicted fans that he dislikes. There’s surely many other characters in the same boat, but at least he has you to appreciate. You’re energetic but in a good way, and while you seem aloof you’re a lot more energetic and talkative than you would appear to be at first. The dynamic between you works outstandingly well, and I like your many facial expressions.

: As you’ve mentioned before.

It deserved mentioning again. After all, Wada is such a fun character that I am unable to find the words. Just know that she’s cool and there needs to be more fun girls like her these days. About the only issue is with her libido.

: Eh? What’s wrong with my libido? It’s not like I’m a sex hater, even if seeing couples disgust me.

That’s understandable, especially if you’re single. I do like the potential yuri with Yamamoto, but it’s a shame you missed out on love.

: It ain’t my fault that I didn’t realize it! To think that him not flipping my skirt would be because he’s into me! I just figured he didn’t see me in that way!

: And now you got replaced by the Wada we have at home. Great Value Wada.

Hopefully overseas people know that means store brand Wada.

: I hate that you write my dialogue you know, Topaz… You make me say things that I wouldn’t know, but I guess that’s what happens when I’ve been around you so much.

That’s fair, but I was only clarifying. Also I’m not a big fan of simps, so your adoration of Duke Abel isn’t the best. I can understand liking a 2D character.

: Well isn’t THAT a surprise…

*Ririchiyo rolls her eyes.*

: B-but he’s so cool and I finally got him, even if I rarely got to use him before the game shut down. My luck is awful!

Being fair I can completely understand. It’s just that when you pay so much for other things that I dislike it. It’s a one-sided relationship and I’m not a fan. At least you are likable and as you said you aren’t a sex hater either.

: At least you are appreciating me a little, I suppose.

Certainly! As for your age, it’s mostly decent and there isn’t a lot to talk about. Wada is a high school girl, and we see a bit of her in middle school in flashbacks, but not much else. Not that there’s anything bad about that.

: Well, I suppose that you’re not angry at me. Or think that I’m a guy or something.

Why would I think that? Especially with your ass being so huge!

*Wada even gets up to show off, bending over and nearly knocking the table over with her humongous ass.*

: I can’t believe that my cheeks are this massive though! I bet they look even bigger with how slim the rest of my body is!

That makes sense, and you look good! More girls need a body like this!

: Eh heh~ you’re complimenting me so well~ Though it seems that you’ve discussed everything about me.

True about that. So I suppose that Riri and I should get going. It was a pleasure talking to you and-

: Wait! Don’t tell me that you aren’t going to be staying!

*Wada looks smug.*

: What for?

: Because my friend should be coming here from after work soon. Then I imagine you can talk about her too!

That sounds like a good idea, and I’ll get both main characters from the series too! Where is she?

*A gyaru-looking girl approaches the group.*

: Eh? Wada with other people? Don’t tell me that they’re bothering you. Or is it the other way around?

: This is Topaz and his assistant! They talked about me, and I wanted them to take a look at you too!

: I’m sure that she’ll do better as she’s more Topaz’s girl too.

: Eh? Well, I suppose that if you talked about Wada you can’t be too judgmental. E-especially about my body.

I’ll be kind, though I’ll explain it more next time. Until then, see you all there!

: Next time at the food court!

: Must you really name drop the series?

I mean that’s always peak cinema!

*With that Topaz ends his blog for the week, and be sure to find out who this friend of Wada’s is next time!*

Anime Relations: Touhou Niji Sousaku Doujin Anime: Musou Kakyou

This is the eight-hundred-eighty-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return to where Topaz and Kimiko were last week, at the banks of a long river in the Youkai mountains. He was blasted here after defeating Kanon, and last week he talked to the green and red misfortune goddess Hina. Then, they happened upon a kappa who was able to sneak up on them but ended up being whacked by Hina’s huge ass.*

: My apologies once again!

: Don’t worry about it, as I shouldn’t have done a sneak attack.

I’m just glad that you didn’t die, as you were face up in the water.

: That was just for comedy and stuff. You know, the type of thing that your blog is known for.

: Wait, it’s known for comedy? That’s news to me!

It’s not just information anymore, as I like entertaining people. That said, I appreciate you posing in such a silly way and luckily still being alright right now.

: But of course! You didn’t even hit my hitbox!

That’s lucky as I don’t want you to explode into points and power-ups! I can’t blog those!

: No, but considering how low the average points in the blog would be even having 1000 drop from her would skyrocket her stats!

: I’d rather not be taken care of, thank you very much. Though why do you think that I’d even allow a lowly human like you to talk about me? After all, you aren’t even a resident of Gensokyo.

: I am!

: I’m not talking to you. Besides, you’re not much more than a human either.

: You are not human?

: I mean I have magical powers and an ability, but it’s not like I’m a magician or something. And despite being over 30 Empry ain’t a wizard either!

I have the beard for it though… But putting real life aside you should let me talk about you. Especially if you know what my blog is like.

: Your posterior will even grow much like mine!

*Hina shows off her fat ass, shaking her enormous cheeks which were still bare from bursting out last week. Her ass jiggles with every motion, shaking it towards the kappa.*

: You do know that I wouldn’t take your soul that way, right? Even if having the soul of a goddess would be certainly worth a profit.

Don’t do that! You’ll be blamed as a Soul Taker and get trapped in a candle and glass case!

: You shouldn’t reference such awful obscure games, Topaz. Even if it is hilariously bad.

Fair point. But you should let me talk about you. Like Hina said your ass will even grow larger!

*The kappa shakes her hips, though it is hard to see with her large backpack in the way.*

: I don’t think that I would be able to handle it. After all, I already have my bag in back.

Your cheeks will likely keep it lifted up and thus you won’t have as much on your shoulders though! Plus it would look sexier as everyone knows that big girl asses are the best!

: And merely girls, as we do not want boys to be equal like that.

Exactly, which is a shame that girl asses get all the blame because people are idiots. And I am sure that you would love to show off as well!

: Show off? You mean like Hina and her fat, destructive ass like that? No way!

: Is there something wrong with my behind?

Certainly not, though it could always become bigger!

: You shouldn’t be greedy, Empry.

Fair enough. But even if you don’t want to use it in a sexual manner you could be like Marisa and use hip attacks! Her gigantic ass blasted me all the way to the mountain, and now I’m looking for a way to get down!

: I would say to look for a duck, as mountains don’t have that kind of feather.

: Eh?

: What?

That is a very silly and corny joke, which is perfect for the blog. So what do you say, do you want to be able to have a much more destructive ass?

: Well, I would normally say no but considering how much you bashed me with that enormous ass I suppose that I should agree. That way I will be able to get my revenge!

Hey, it’s not my fault! Hina did it!

: I would not be as large had it not been for your blog, Topaz.

: Plus she wouldn’t have been here if she wasn’t helping you.

Don’t gang up on me just because I’m the only guy around!

: I do not mean about you. I mean that ordinary magician with her huge ass! She always uses hip attacks, so I will get my revenge on her!

That sounds a lot better, and good plan as well. So does that mean you agree to my blog?

: But of course! Even if you are a lowly human I suppose that your compliments would still mean a lot. Not that I have many flaws, being a kappa of course~

We’ll just see about that, but don’t worry. I have good things to say, which includes saying that...



*Nitori snickers as she places her fists on her hips.*

: To think that I would have the honor of being the first kappa you talk to. It is a shame you waited this long, but I suppose that you were merely intimidated by my great wit!

It’s more that I don’t know a lot of the more recent Touhou characters, and we just happened to find you this week.

: Topaz has been doing the blog for quite a long time.

Indeed, many years. That said, I do think that you are the first kappa I’ve talked about. Granted there aren’t a lot of cute kappa girls like yourself, but regardless it is your week Nitori!

: Well, I suppose that I should be honored at least. Even if a nuisance like you shall be the one talking about me. That said, I expect you to bring up all my good points.

But of course! Or at least the points that I’ve seen, as sadly you don’t get a lot of fanservice in canon.

: Granted that’s the case for a lot of Gensokyo girls, who are heavily lifted up by unofficial sources.

Not as much these days, which is a shame. I blame gacha games taking over doujinshi maybe, as people like drawing characters from there instead.

: I am not sure what that “gacha” is, but I do appreciate having you here to talk about me. I can even feel my backside becoming bigger, so take a look!

*Nitori proudly turns around and shakes her hips, her bigger cheeks being tight on her skirt. The curvature of her ass looks beautiful.*

Yes, you do look bigger NiTUSHri KawaSHIRIo!

: Just because your blog is making my ass larger is no reason to mock me, Topaz!

It isn’t mocking, though it was intended to be humorous. Rather it is meant to be a comedic wordplay rather than an insult.

: I suppose. That just shows how inferior you are. I can’t believe that I allowed you to talk about me, as it seems that you are far lower in intelligence than I expected.

This is no time to be mocking me in sexual ways, Nitori.

: S-sexual?!

Right, as you’re more Zettai’s girl! Well, not one of his favorites but he does like you. But I don’t think he’d fight too hard for you.

: Grrr, I do not know who this “Zettai” fellow is, but I am sure he would fight you to be with me!

Maybe, but not as hard as he would for other characters. That said, Nitori is quite lovely and deserves praise. So how about we get to the blog?

: I suppose that I will allow it, though I wish I was making a bigger profit from this.

: It is not as if Topaz is using one of your inventions though. And I don’t think he would pay to talk about you.

Exactly, as I’m poor! But let’s not forget to talk about Nitori’s name either. It seems to come from wordplay in a novel by Ryuunosuke Akutagawa called “Kappa” as the second chapter seems to start surrounded by kappa and “ni tori” is a phrased used there as well. I’m not good at Japanese literature, as I barely know my own country’s, but Nitori seems to be written in hirigana which is hard to tell.

: You are only making my early call that you’re unintelligent obvious, though as a lowly human I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

Just because I don’t know Japanese doesn’t mean I’m an idiot! Though lacking the ability to speak even a second one might, but I blame MURICA. At least I can talk about names a bit, even if I don’t know everything exactly. That said, Nitori’s last name is Kawashiro which breaks into “River” and “Castle” which is fitting for a kappa who lives in the water.

: But of course, as it’s not like I live high in the mountains!

Then you’d be Yamashiro!

: Topaz, there is a kappa named “Yamashiro”.

They just keep adding more characters, but you are right about Takane. That said, this isn’t the mountainous kappa’s blog and it is Nitori’s instead. So let us begin by properly looking at her!

: That sounds like a good idea, though I do hope that you would not just be looking at my backside!

It is lovely, but there is a lot more lovely things about you. As such, let us begin looking!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Nitori has pretty decent and very cute hair. I do like the blue in her hair as it’s a pretty color, even if I do like darker colors but it suits her pretty well. Her hair shines well with her eyes and clothes, though her eyes do have a problem but we’ll get to that in the next area. Nitori does seem to have shorter hair, which is unfortunate, but that is mostly because her hair is pulled into twintails that don’t really have a set size to them. If her hair would be down it might reach past her shoulders but it is hard to tell. Her twintails do usually have a nice length to them, and I like the round red beads holding them in place as they give her a little more color. Nitori also wears a green cap with a white wisp on it, thought that wasn’t what I thought it was at first. It is a cute hat though, and I like cute hats (which explains why I like talking about Touhou girls). Fortunately she doesn’t have a bald spot, as while Kappa are often portrayed in that way ZUN did say that she still has hair under her hat. What a relief, I suppose. I’ll also mention that her alternate color designs in the fighting game gives Nitori more hair colors, including a Nanoha-like brown and black, but I don’t know how “official” they are for the purpose of the blog (though I still will mention them). Overall while Nitori’s hair could be better, with a darker blue or longer hair (even with twintails) I do appreciate her cute cap and the fact that she doesn’t have a bald spot.
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
Nitori doesn’t have bad eyes, even if the color is a little overdone. Yes, that means that she has blue eyes, which while I do appreciate them matching her hair color are quite overused unfortunately. It doesn’t help that even though her hair and clothing changes color she only has blue or green eyes in the fighting games (which is just fancy blue). That said, Nitori does have a pretty nice shape to her eyes. They are a fairly rounded tarame, which can be seen best in the various fighting games. She also has particularly thick and noticeable eyelashes in Hopeless Masquerade, which does help with her blue eyes ever so slightly but it wasn’t kept sadly. Nitori also sadly doesn’t wear glasses, though I suppose that meganekkos are quite rare when it comes to Touhou sadly. Still, even if they aren’t the type that I tend to like Nitori does have some nicely-shaped eyes. It’s a shame the thick eyelashes weren’t kept, and her blue eyes are as generic as even even given an opportunity to change them with the alternate colors.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Like a lot of Touhou characters Nitori has a very cute and simple face, the kind that I tend to like a lot. She has a small dot nose and young-looking cheeks which help out. Fortunately unlike with Hina last week Nitori also has the fighting games she’s been playable in to make her appearance even better. She has a lot of cute expressions too, and I like her design a fair bit. She could have done better, but overall while there isn’t a lot to talk about when it comes to Nitori’s face she still does decently well.
Grade: B

: Harumph! To think that you thought that I was bald!

*Nitori is pouting cutely, her cheeks puffed out and arms crossed. Speaking of puffed-out cheeks, her ass is even bigger and looks like it might break through her skirt due to how tight it is on her.*

I wouldn’t have said anything about it, if it wasn’t brought up. I blame there being a lot of people thinking that because kappas are bald that you would be. Or at least have a bald spot.

: Then again, a lot of girls in Gensokyo don’t always look like what they’re supposed to be.

True, which is a good thing. But at least they were able to keep people from drawing inaccurate art of you as a result. Hopefully.

: I do suppose that is a good thing that they made sure to assure people I wasn’t balding. Still, I’m sure that saying that only caused people to do it as a joke which wouldn’t have come to them otherwise!

Perhaps, but let’s not think of trolling people. There’s enough bad fanart out there that we need to ignore, let’s not think of Nitori without her hat as another. Especially as she has pretty good hair otherwise.

: That is no surprise, after all I am a kappa!

: Wasn’t being a kappa your problem prior?

: Leave that out of this!

I’m sure that she’s just bringing it up. But Nitori’s hair does look quite good, with a very pretty blue color to it which matches her green clothes well. Your twintails and red beads are cute, as is the green cap you wear.

: Thank you, but don’t think of removing it! Gensokyo girls die if you remove their headwear.

: That only sounds suspicious now!

*Kimiko approaches the kappa, only to have Nitori spin and smack her with her fat ass to push her aside.*

: I assure you, I am not hiding anything!

I believe you.

: Aren’t you the one that thought that the symbol on her hat was something… naughty?

What? NO! Despite my perverse nature, too! Nitori has a wisp on her hat, and I thought it was a snake! To like, you know, symbolize Kanako who is a snake god from the same game and lives on Youkai mountain as well!

: Ah, I can see how you can be confused then. But indeed it is only a wisp, and not a character like with Hina’s dress.

: Ah yes, you mean the one on my lower half.

*Hina bends over to show off the spiral-like symbol, though it also makes her fat ass look even more noticeable.*

: Precisely! Though don’t go showing off during MY blog, Hina.

True as there’s still a lot I need to talk about when it comes to Nitori. It is a shame that she doesn’t do well with her eyes though.

: As a human you are obviously just jealous of my technological know-how.

No, it’s more that you don’t wear glasses. Not that I’m surprised, but regardless they would have helped out. Especially since blue eyes are overdone.

: But they match my hair color, which you liked!

And that’s true, but blue eyes are used way too often. Your eyes are also tarame, and while I do like the fluffy eyelashes you have in one of the games it sadly doesn’t continue onward. Still, you do at least do decently when it comes to your eyes.

: Well, I suppose if your taste is that feeble you cannot understand the wonder that are my eyes. But at hopefully I continue to do far better.

Certainly as you have a very cute face and several very nice expressions. Not as much as some other characters in other series, but I blame being from a video game I suppose. Still, you do have a nicely shaped face for my tastes and the fighting games you’re in also help as well.

: Oh ho~ I am not surprised that you are such a fan of my face. Though I do think that I could have done better, of course. But for a lowly human I can’t be too judgmental. Obviously your flawed species is to blame.

: Do you not think that you are being overly harsh?

: I suppose, but Topaz probably panders to human girls far more. Plus if he doesn’t judge properly the blog would be useless.

I think Hina was talking about YOU, Nitori…

: What? Me? Being harsh? You are quite comedic at things like this, aren’t you Topaz?

Of course, though that wasn’t a joke. Or was it? Is this whole conversation just leading up to some big joke or something?

: The only “big thing” that this blog should lead to is Nitori’s ass growing larger!

That’s true, and speaking of her body we still have more to talk about.

: Then stop wasting time, as I want to hear more about myself!

*Nitori then continues to listen to Topaz as he continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly like with Hina last week there isn’t a lot to say when it comes to Nitori. At least she’s in the fighting games so we see another artist’s rendition of her, but she’s still not too shown off. She is on the slender side which isn’t bad, but there really isn’t any fanservice to bring up nor any body part that she seems to have focus on in fanart. It doesn’t help that she wears such a big backpack which covers most of her back, including her ass, not that she would have buttshots without it sadly. She needs to copy Marisa and use an ass attack. Still, even if she seems to be on the short side she does seem fairly strong carrying it around. It would have been better if Nitori had shown off, which pulls her down slightly but overall she still does decent when it comes to her body.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
As mentioned Nitori is on the slender side, and that includes her chest. She does have a slight curve but nothing too noticeable, and that’s saying something considering she wears a key on the straps across her chest. Even if she is on the slender side I don’t think she’s mentioned as being envious and that helps. Overall there isn’t a lot to say about Nitori’s chest but it is very cute and slender which works well with her body.
Grade: A-

===Clothes===
Nitori has a very cute outfit which is fitting as she’s a very cute girl. She tends to wear a blue dress with frills around the white collar. Though that might be a blouse, it’s hard to tell as it’s the same color as her dress, and the shoulders are puffy though this is more noticeable in the fighting games (as are the frills on her sleeves). There are also a ton of pockets all around her outfit too. As mentioned before Nitori also has a big backpack in back, which is likely a reference to a turtle shell (as she’s a kappa) and the key on the straps in the center of her chest. She also wears rain boots, fitting as she’s a kappa and still needs footwear. Her outfit is also in various colors in the fighting game’s alternate outfits as well, and she also gets equipped with a crowbar for melee attacks. Occasionally Nitori gets put in a sukumizu when it comes to fanart, as it makes more sense than underwear considering she’s often swimming. Lost Word, even if it might not be canon, also has her wear a white version of her usual outfit as well as a white and blue waitress outfit. Granted there isn’t a lot of variety to Nitori’s outfits, but overall she still does well as the color fits well with her design and I like it. She could use more different outfits though.
Grade: B

: It looks like you’ve been fairly kind as far as chests are concerned lately.

I mean it helps that Hina and Nitori are both mostly slender both officially and in artwork, and they don’t show any envy either.

: But of course not. I may absorb misfortune but I wouldn’t take THAT kind of misfortune!

Fortunately! But it is true that I may have scored her too high, especially with her key bringing a little more attention to her chest. It’s not too bad though, and I imagine it’s only due to her backpack too.

: Of course! Though I am also glad to see that you appreciate my slim body.

But of course! Though more ass shots would have helped. If only you were like Marisa and could use your ass to attack with!

: Being fair Nitori’s ass was pretty damaging, but it looks even bigger now!

: My ass?

*Nitori arches her back to check, pushing out her hips and fat cheeks. Her big ass jiggles and explodes out of her clothes, her bare cheeks bouncing in a very sexy fashion.*

: Oh no! To think that my cheeks would grow this large!

Of course, and it will grow even bigger as the blog goes on!

: I’m going to need better Opti-Camouflage in that case! There’s no way that my ass can be hidden now, and I can only hope my gigantic cheeks will still allow me to go underwater and meet with other kappas!

I’m sure that you can, even if they might be filled with air and flab. You look a lot better now at least, though I hope you won’t fall over backwards.

: Because my ass is huge?

Well that and you have that big backpack. It looks really cute, and brings your whole fashion together. I like your clothes having a lot of pockets as you look like a cute tinkerer-type girl and with your inventions it fits well. You even keep big arms in your bag too, among other inventions!

: It is cool even if a somewhat common trope at this point.

Nothing wrong with silly inventor girls using multi-hand moves like that, as even shows as recent as Princession does! It’s a cool trope, and the only issue is that Nitori doesn’t wear glasses.

: Just because a character type wears glasses you can’t accept the common trope, you know.

I suppose. But I still like it and homages like that are still cool. That said, I do like Nitori’s outfit even if Hina’s is cuter, as I like gothloli clothes more than Nitori’s more safari-like clothing.

: Certainly, but despite the big backpack don’t confuse her with Kaban from Kemono Friends!

Certainly! Even if both have big backpacks and hats. Though even after bursting out I can’t tell if Nitori is wearing a sukumizu or not.

: I suppose that will just have to be one big mystery then~

: But you said-

: Shhh, no need to inform Topaz and his fans. After all, it is all up to whoever is drawing me at the time.

I suppose that’s fair, even if sukumizus are sexy. That said, I suppose that we’ve talked enough about Nitori’s nice body, even if it needs to be shown off better.

: I don’t think that it will be shown off more than THIS though…

*Nitori shoves her fat cheeks against Topaz, nearly knocking the blogger down but he still appreciates the weight and softness.*

Lovely, and if you did that more in the series you’d no doubt do better! That said, it’s time to go look at more of Nitori’s features.

: Well, if you are going to continue talking about me I suppose I cannot stop you. Go on, as I give you permission!

*With that Topaz continues the blog. Which being fair he would have done even if she hadn’t given permission, but it’s good that Nitori is paying attention.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Nitori is an odd character to talk about, as she’s a lot different from what I would expect. She starts out shy to humans, if a little sharp-tongued due to people invading the kappa’s area in the game. However, as she appears more her side that thinks that she is superior to humans and other lesser creatures starts to be shown off. She’s a kappa and tends to represent them when it comes to games as well, and she has a pretty greedy side to her. Nitori isn’t afraid of manipulating others for profit. Her abilities include water manipulation and inventing, and in general she’s a gadget-style inventor as she uses a lot of things when it comes to fighting. This includes optical camouflage, extending arms, and other machinery which doesn’t seem appropriate for the time period where Gensokyo is placed. Not that it’s a bad thing of course, as it makes how smart Nitori is more obvious. As a kappa she is also easily distracted by cucumbers and while she hasn’t done it it also appears that she is still able to take shirikodama. Overall I was expecting Nitori to be a kind if shy around humans type of girl, but she’s surprisingly a little more snarky and self-congratulating than I expected. She also looks down on humans despite claiming to be allies, and isn’t afraid to do something for profit. Still, while not one of my favorites she’s still quite interesting and cool. While she doesn’t have a VA by MAL’s standards, Lost Word has had Anzu Haruno, Minori Ozawa and Kanna Amasawa do her voice (and other games also had other actresses as well).
Grade: B-

===Libido==
Nitori doesn’t really show off too much here, though that isn’t too surprising either. That said, she does have a lot of potential yuri partners. As mentioned last week Hina is one such girl, as the two are close in the games as far as levels go. There’s also the fact that she becomes a part of Marisa’s harem due to being one of her options for a partner in the eleventh game. Sadly I don’t know if there’s any teasing in the fighting games, and my knowledge of the manga series are limited. Regardless, Nitori does decently when it comes to this area though more information would have been appreciated.
Grade: B

===Age===
Nitori is likely a lot older than she looks, as is often the case with Gensokyo. Sadly we do not have any hints as to how old she actually is, which is unfortunate. She seems to be about teen-age when it comes to looks, but that may be deceiving as well. Still, overall while there isn’t information that I could find, Nitori still does decently though a more concrete age certainly would help.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 70
Average score: 7.8
Final Grade: B

And with that, Nitori’s blog is complete. What do you think of it?

: I would have given me far more points, but I suppose that a lowly human like you cannot appreciate a kappa such as myself. You need to be more cultured, I suppose.

I think that I appreciate you well enough, though I will say showing off certainly would have helped. A more concrete age would have been good.

: An age? I suppose that I did well, but why would that help?

I like older girls after all, so if you were much older than your appearance it would have helped. Sadly there aren’t any clues as to your age, which is unfortunate. Or maybe there were and I didn’t see any in my research.

: I suppose, though I am at least glad that you didn’t ask me my age.

Certainly not! I’ve done this blog long enough to know not to ask that question. It is also a shame that you don’t really have a strong yuri partner.

: Well, Marisa is “strong”.

That is true, but it’s not like the two were introduced in the same game or anything. As such Marisa tends to be paired up with Reimu, or Alice, or even Patchouli who all came before Nitori. Still, I do suppose some people ship her with Hina which isn’t too bad.

: Once again, I shall state that “no comment” is probably the best solution. Otherwise we may say something that will be countered by official material or something similar.

I suppose that makes sense. Though if Nitori showed off as well as she is now her libido would also be better.

*Nitori shoves her fat ass towards Topaz, shaking her cheeks proudly. Each one likely weighs more than the rest of her body now.*

: I can only hope that my ass will deal far more damage now, and that I won’t fall backwards.

True as you’d be like a turtle that falls on it’s back!

*Nitori glares at Topaz.*

S-sorry if that was being racist or something, I didn’t realize-

: I suppose that you were just making a joke, but you need to recognize that it’s not always funny!

: It’s alright. Empry knows how often his jokes fall flat.

Exactly! Wait, what?

: I guess that is understandable, but I still could have done better as far as my personality goes.

I mean you do have a slightly different personality than I was expecting. I was thinking that you were a cool girl who invents stuff and is curious and such. I mean Nitori is, but she’s also quite clever and manipulative. You also tend to prefer kappa and only respect things like oni or gods.

: I mean they are the only ones that can stand above the kappa! Besides, just because I want more profit doesn’t mean it’s bad for others. Is that not what the tengu or even you lowly humans do?

I suppose which is unfortunate. Still, it is a flaw that I didn’t notice until reading about you in the fighting games. It’s a shame but also doesn’t completely change you either. You’re still a good character after all.

: Granted he means a cool character, not necessarily one that is “good”.

: I suppose that I can live with that, though I would have appreciated getting more points.

That is understandable, and I wish that I could have appreciated you more. Still, you can always go and brag to your kappa friends!

: Because I was able to have a blog done about me, because of my enormous ass, or just in general to feel superior?

I mean all three are possible, especially your huge ass. Though I suppose that you can help me as I need to follow the river to get off the mountain.

: We need to take Topaz back to his world after all.

: Is that all? You can always use my matter-transmitter device!

*Nitori pulls out a big remote controller with a big red button from her backpack.*

: You can do dimensional travel at the mere press of a button now! No longer will you have to deal with gates or travel time or whatnot!

That sounds like a perfect invention for the world traveler like me!

: I-Is this perhaps some type of commercial?

: Well, this is the time of year where everything is commercialized so I’m not surprised.

: That is correct! You can travel wherever you desire, or your money back!

That’s quite the guarantee! And how much is it?

: I can only say that it’s-

PPPPPTTTHHHWWAAARRRTTTT

: which is only nine easy payments of-

BBBBBTTTTHHHHWWWEEEEEUUUUURRRRPPPHHHH

*Kimiko glares at Hina, who is bright red and looking away.*

: Listen, I understand you need to let out your “misfortune” but future proofing this blog against inflation that way shouldn’t happen.

: I apologize for my flatulence, and I shall try to keep it for Zettai…

Wow! Getting back to the matter-transmitter device, it seems that it’s a steal! But will it work?

: Of course! Here, take a look!

*She hands Topaz the device and he hits the big red button.*

: Wait, not yet!

WWOOOOAAAAWWWW!

*Topaz spins into a portal, taking the device with him.*

: Oh no! I didn’t fully calibrate it, and it’s not completely tested!

: You mean he could be… ANYWHERE?

: I’m sure that he’s on his way to yet another blog adventure! So see you readers soon enough!

*With that we leave Gensokyo. However, this is not the end of the blog. We see Ririchiyo taking a shower, only to be interrupted.*

: Lalala shampooing my hair~ Lalala soaping up my body~

OOF!

*Suddenly Topaz falls into the room, scaring the naked Ririchiyo who was showing off her bare sexy ass. Time passes and we see her out of the shower in a towel, glaring at Topaz.*

: Listen, I know that we’re seeing one another but the shower is off-limits! Remember that time we tried and you slipped and hurt your ankle? Plus there’s barely enough room!

It’s not my fault! I was warped here after meeting with Nitori and-

*Topaz holds up the remote control, only for it to explode. Then it somehow becomes like dust.*

Man, I haven’t had an electronic fail that much since that one machine that sung about an orange guy.

: Enough of the silly references to old SNES games, Topaz. Now that you’re back and done with the Touhou girls you’re going to have to look at other girls!

Sounds interesting. But I’m famished. How about we go meet at the food court?

: Those are still around?

I sure hope so! Even if the manga was incredibly short and same with the anime. That said, I’m sure that we will find quite the silly girl there…

: Not a gal?

I mean eventually, but first we’ll look at the black-haired gacha player. See you all there, readers!

*With that Topaz properly finishes this week’s blog.*

Anime Relations: Touhou Niji Sousaku Doujin Anime: Musou Kakyou

This is the eight-hundred-eighty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return to Gensokyo, where Topaz arrived after taking a short “trip” thanks to Marisa. Fortunately he had help untangling from the vegetation that caught him.*

Trip? Is that what you call having Marisa use her enormous ass to send me flying?

: That sounds quite dreadful for you! The stench may have been unbearable, though I would only hope that she slapped you and it was not her flatulence!

No, fortunately. If she had used her ASSter Spark I would have been disintegrated. Then again, she should save that for Zettai.

: Zettai? Who is that?

I think that he was in the Scarlet Mansion recently, or at least talked about Patchouli for me. Sadly he doesn’t seem to be around, and I hope that not having Ririchiyo around won’t make this blog suffer.

: A… Ririchiyo? You are saying such bizarre things.

Sorry. I tend to have my assistant helping me out and protecting me. I suppose that it is a misfortune that she’s not around.

: Then allow me to partake in your misfortune, Topaz. It is my job to collect it for you, after all.

What a great god, but be careful. If you take too much I might disintegrate.

: I would sure hope not!

????: Maybe that is your own fault, Empry. You’re the one that gets so easily distracted by video games.

: Who is there?

*They look around and a girl in glasses emerges.*

I thought I recognized that voice…

: Oh? Is this that Ririchiyo you mentioned?

Well, she is one of my assistants. At least in some cases, but rather her name is…

: KIMIKO! And to think that you would be here on the mountain! Luckily I saw you flying and started to come by, and now I’ve found you!

You’re a sight for sore glasses, as it’s been a while since you’ve made an appearance. But why didn’t you find me sooner?

: This is a big mountain, and I’m bad at directions. So what are you here for?

I’m lost as well, so this lovely girl is taking me to the river. It seems she has some business there herself.

: Yes. And if you like you can travel along with us. Topaz even mentioned that we would be something called a “blog” as well.

: That makes sense, though a shame you haven’t talked about any of the Gensokyo meganekkos yet.

“Yet” is certainly the keyword. I’m waiting on Mamizou as she’s in an ongoing manga and makes often-enough appearances that I don’t want to talk about her too early. The others I haven’t played their games or know them that well.

: When has that ever stopped you? I mean, this girl barely has any information on her!

: There is a good reason for that…

*A shadowy aura appears behind her, seeming intimidating. Fortunately it is short lived, and she goes back to a smiling face.*

: As a goddess of misfortune it is possible that people will get cursed talking about me.

: EH?! But Empry is going to blog you, and that means that he’ll be cursed!

: It is merely an unwarranted fear, so do not worry. At least, I think so.

I’ll be safe. Besides, it’s not like my life can get too cursed. Though I shouldn’t say that, as I want to remain in Ririchiyo’s good graces and Zettai’s as well. That said, I hope that you do not mind me talking about you.

: I think that would be fine. Do not worry, Topaz.

: Don’t forget to remind her of the OTHER thing your blog does.

Ah yes. I cannot forget to mention that as I do your blog your ass will become much bigger. It’s not like you’re a villain like last week, so it should work without much trouble.

: A bigger… posterior…

*She looks back, patting her backside and seeing how tight her dress is already.*

: Do not worry, Topaz! I shall accept you talking about me, even if like you said there is not much information about me.

It is a shame, but I hope that the blog will be great anyway. After all, I will be talking about such a beautiful girl!

: Thank you for the lovely compliments already. Though I am concerned about my skirt, as if my bottom becomes bigger it would surely burst out!

Sounds incredibly sexy, we had better begin immediately!

: Eh? Do you really think that people would like to see that?

But of course, and before we go further I should introduce you. After all, I am proud to say that...



: A shame she doesn’t have more images on MAL though, as she needs one where she’s looking more forward.

: They could only get a few good shots of that, as I am often spinning.

Much like a top! Only far sexier!

*Hina does a demonstration and spins around the blogger and his assistant. Both going around the duo in circles and spinning herself.*

: Being fair you wouldn’t mind more girls being a “top”.

In a dominant fashion, certainly. But I’ll hold back for Zettai’s sake.

: I appreciate it, as it would appear that he likes me as well.

Indeed as you’re one of his favorite early game bosses! Sadly being early does mean you have some issues, but we’ll get to that later. For now, let’s appreciate how lovely she looks!

: But of course, and it looks like her cheeks are growing even more!

*Hina then stops spinning to check, arching her back and shoving her ass towards Topaz and Kimiko. She even shakes her hips, and even though her cheeks haven’t burst through her skirt she is still bigger than usual. Her ass jiggles as she moves about.*

: Now that you mention it, it did seem slightly lopsided while I was spinning.

Don’t worry as I know you’ll get used to it. Even if your cheeks become incredibly gigantic and thus sexier.

: I am glad to hear that, though I do hope that people don’t mistake me for a bad kind of “misfortune”…

Luckily that shouldn’t be the case. Hopefully. If it does, just grab Zettai and use him as an air purifier.

: I am sure that he’d love to be deep in the crack of misfortune then!

: My ability may be stockpiling misfortune, but to think that isn’t the kind of “misfortune” I will be storing…

Sounds perfect for him! But let’s not get too distracted by Hina’s ass and her sexy, likely smelly powers-

: I told you that is not what my powers are.

My apologies. But you do have a very lovely ass now. That said, I need to talk about her name. It seems that Hina isn’t short for anything, and while it does seem to mean the bird sort of chick she is more likely named after the festival of “Nagashi-bina”.

: Eh? But that’s “Bina” and not “Hina”! They aren’t even the same letters in Japanese!

Or at least as far as I can tell. Don’t worry as this isn’t a localization mistake, at least from what I’ve seen. Japanese is just a strange language.

: Perhaps it would be more helpful if you were to learn it.

That’s certainly true, as it would make blogs a lot easier. Maybe. Plus I wouldn’t have to wait weeks for Princession subs! That show really needs a more steady fansubber, but beggars can’t be choosers I suppose. As for Hina’s last name, “Kagiyama” seems to be “Key mountain” which is fitting as that’s where she lives. And where we are now.

: Though Nitori is the one with the “key”.

: I appreciate that pun. And as Topaz did not discuss it, Nagashi-bina is a festival where dolls are sent down river to get rid of misfortune. It is important as it is something that I do in my free time.

Certainly, and sorry that I forgot to mention it. That said, it seems to be time to go into the main part of the blog.

: Was that not what we were doing?

: Empry has a system for doing this sort of thing, so don’t keep the audience (meaning Zettai) waiting!

I’ll try not to, as I know he likes the spinny girl. So let’s get going and Spin to Win!

*With that Hina starts spinning, all while Topaz and Kimiko follow the girl while he does her blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Hina has a very lovely hair style and color, suiting her looks well. She has a nice green color to her hair, and while not one of my favorite colors it is pretty good. I do like it a darker shade, though in general the game where she’s from seems a little too bright when it comes to character models. Still, Hina’s hair color is lovely and suits her well. Her hair style is good too, with some nice bangs in an unusual design as the sides seem to be blunt but not the middle portion which is pointed and slightly longer. That said, she also pulls her hair forward and gives her sides the ability to frame her face really well. Her sides are held together in front with a big bow which looks cute. She also has a ribbon on the top of her head, which is big and pretty too. As far as length goes she does seem to have about chest-length hair, and her hair is draped nicely over her shoulders as well. Sadly I don’t know how long it is in back, as there’s no real good official images of her from behind, but I think most of her hair is pulled forward but she has enough volume to make sure her neck is hidden like if it was a shawl or something similar. Overall while Hina doesn’t appeal to me directly she does have some really unique hair and I like how the color works well with her design as well, and the cute bows only make her stand out more but in a good way!
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
It’s not as easy to tell Hina’s eyes as it is her hair, as it’s not as noteworthy. Still, she has a nice shape to her eyes, even if they are likely to be tarame which while fitting her personality isn’t the best for me. To make matters worse, it seems like Hina has green eyes. The color does match her hair and also stands out with her clothing, but everyone knows that green is just fancy blue and gets overused as well. Overall Hina just doesn’t do well to appeal to me here, with a somewhat overused color even with matching her hair, and while the tarame shape of her eyes are good and fitting I do like tsurime more.
Grade: B-

===Face==
There isn’t too much to talk about, though fortunately Hina does have some minor appearances so that I won’t only be looking at Zun art. Not that he’s bad, but he’s just very simplistic and as said before the game she’s from has very washed-out characters. It’s where the “zombie Reimu” meme comes from due to how light she is, and as such Hina has similar problems. Fortunately pale girls are cute if that’s the case, and it fits with her being a god of misfortune I suppose. As with other Touhou girls Hina has a fairly simple nose which is small and good, and in general she looks very cute too. Overall there isn’t a lot to say, but Hina’s facial features are good and while mentioned in a previous area I do like how her hair frames her face pretty well.
Grade: B

*Topaz stops his blog to ask Hina a question.*

So what do you think of the blog so far, Hina?

: Oh? Me? Is it done already? We are not to the river yet.

: No no, Empry talks to the girls to get their thoughts and to put more detail into his explanations.

Thank you for explaining that.

: Also it’s to make the blog longer because he doesn’t know how to do dialogue even after this long.

H-hey, you’re not supposed to say that part out loud! But I hope that you are enjoying the blog.

: But of course. Though speaking of… buttocks… it would appear that mine have grown quite large…

*Hina shakes her spinning ass, which makes her cheeks ripple hard. Fortunately she isn’t unbalanced, as she stops just as her fat cheeks are facing the camera. It is just in time to see her ass tear her skirt too, showing off her lovely cheeks even if not entirely. She blushes and tries to cover the tears in her skirt.*

: D-do not look!

: But it looks so sexy and big!

I thought you were into glasses, Kimiko.

: That doesn’t mean that I can’t appreciate the last five letters of the word either. Though speaking of glasses, while it is no surprise that Hina doesn’t wear them it is still a shame.

: Indeed. I came before glasses were a real option.

A shame but your eyes are still pretty decent. The shape may not be quite what I’m looking for, and green is just fancy blue, but they still look good. I also appreciate that they match your hair as well.

: Thank you for the compliments. Though I am confused by the term “fancy blue”…

Blue eyes are extremely common sadly, and far too often used as the more “heroic” type of eye color. Toei needs to learn it’s the opposite!

: You shouldn’t say that, or they’ll make Blue Cures villainous.

At least they’d be different for once! And hopefully not a doctor! Then again Cure Sky did become evil already... But to put it simply, blue eyes are overused and green isn’t much better. I do appreciate you matching your hair color though, as it’s a nice bonus.

: You do appear to enjoy my hair a little more as well.

But of course as it’s very cute and unique. I like how well the sides frame your face, though having more in back could have helped. But I imagine you’re bringing it all forward and having volume to frame your chin and neck is still appreciated. The color is nice too, even if I like darker shades more.

: That is understandable, but I appreciate your kind words.

Glad I can say such good things, as you’re a great girl! I also like seeing the combination as it’s very Christmas-y with your clothes being red. It may be a month before that holiday due to how I do blogs, but I still find it cute.

: No doubt the season gets earlier and earlier anyway. I’m surprised that the final battle was so early too.

It did sort of creep up on me last week, but you’ll have to remember that I don’t plan things too much anymore.

: Due to playing too many games I imagine.

Yeah… but I won’t let that stop me!

: Thank you for having such ambition, as not even the possibility of a curse or misfortune can stop you!

Certainly not! I want more people to know about you after all!

: The only thing that can stop you is another Cloudflare failure!

Don’t make me remember that, boo so much of the internet going offline. And we have Hina to talk about as well, whose face we still have to talk about. Granted she isn’t too special-

: Harumph! See if I continue aiding you!

*Hina pouts cutely, even crossing her arms.*

I don’t mean it like that! I just mean that you don’t stand out among the other Touhou girls. Not in a bad way of course, as I appreciate simple designs. I especially like your dot nose and your expressions are cute. I just mean that there isn’t a lot to talk about.

: I see. I think that I understand, so I apologize for getting angry.

: He’s used to it, as he’s talked about a lot of girls.

Certainly, and you barely even got ruffled a little. I should have worded things better, but Hina does have a pretty good face. The only issue is her lack of screentime, and her spinning somewhat making it hard to tell, but she’s still quite cute.

: Thank you for your further explanations as well.

Of course, as I want to make sure everyone understands! And if they don’t, I clarify even if that doesn’t help and mostly ruins the joke!

: Don’t worry too much about that. You in general tend to tell bad jokes and references, so there isn’t much to ruin!

That’s a relief-wait!

: Just get on with the blog.

: Indeed, as I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

Fair, though I will be talking about your body so let’s not stop here! We still have a lot to go!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly Hina isn’t too popular of a character, at least for Touhou standards, and she isn’t shown off a lot either. As a result she really doesn’t have any notable features to talk about here, and her gothloli clothes do a pretty good job at hiding her figure due to her large collar and wide dress. If only her dress was so wide due to having a big ass, but we don’t see her lower body most of the time. This means that she doesn’t show off her ass either, which is unfortunate. The only thing that Hina is known for is her spinning, which I suppose might keep her in shape, and a shame that “misfortune” doesn’t include gas as then she’d certainly be Zettai’s type.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Fortunately because Hina isn’t very curvy she doesn’t get too much bad fanart. And in the series itself she’s mostly slender, though as mentioned she has a big collar to hide her chest. She also has hair over her chest, with a bow there too to hide her chest even further. Though not out of envy I suppose, which is fortunate. Overall there isn’t too much to talk about when it comes to Hina’s chest, but she’s slim and slender which is good.
Grade: A-

===Clothes===
As mentioned several times before, Hina’s clothes are quite nice. She wears a red goth lolita-style dress like a doll and has a big frilly white collar at the neck. At first I thought it was a big bow, but no it is a collar. The shoulders on the sleeves are poofy, and the dark red of the upper portion of her dress goes well with her red hair for a Christmas-like appearance. The bottom part of her dress is a lighter red with a big frilly bottom. On one side of her dress she has a big green spiral, though it seems to be the character for “Yaku” meaning misfortune. Hina also wears really high boots, with a black and red motive which fits her pretty well. Although there aren’t usually too many “official” outfits for a side character like her, she does wear a New Year’s kimono in Lost Word which is pretty good (it’s the only one that I could find, but it’s possible that she has more outfits eventually). Regardless, overall even if Hina’s body is covered up by her clothes, more than usual I mean, she does have a very pretty gothic lolita-like dress that goes well with her hair and design.
Grade: B

: To think that you would say such things about my body…

*Hina covers her cheeks, which were becoming red. And by “cheeks” I mean her face, giving a little Christmas appearance. Her huge ass, which was tearing through her skirt even more, grew larger still and her panties were pushed deep into her crack.*

But you are quite lovely, at least assuming so!

: It is hard to be exact with you not showing off a lot, and with the art style as well.

Though if I were to grade you now your ass would be much better! Sadly I cannot do that as it would mean more girls would do better than they should only taking canon into account.

: I can understand such things, and speaking of “can”-on…

*Hina shows off her plump cheeks, arching her back once again to make her ass stick out. She adjusts her panties, but her hungry crack is too ravenous and likely smelly.*

: S-smelly?!

: I blame the misfortune.

: I suppose that makes sense…

You should keep that for Zettai. That said, even if we don’t get a good look at Hina, she still has a pretty good body I’d say. Her chest is slender, but so is the rest of her. I like her spinning too as it’s quite silly and memetic.

: Thank you. SPIN HINA SPIN!

*With that Hina does more spins.*

At least you don’t get dizzy either!

: Makes me think of Tiny Toons, and I blame you for that.

I apologize for the references, but hopefully people get them. As far as Hina’s clothes go, the main issue is that it is also another thing getting in the way of her body.

: Please do not word it like that, Topaz.

*As she spins Hina absentmindedly smacks him with her gigantic ass. Fortunately he isn’t sent flying and just spins as well for a few rotations.*

: O-OH! My apologies!

Don’t worry, as that kind of slap doesn’t deal damage. Anyway, I mean is that due to her dress being frilly and puffy, even if the gothic lolita appearance is cute, it does hide her figure quite a bit. A shame as it would have been nice if she had really wide hips or something. If only more anime girls were assy, and not traitors!

: Thank you for the explanation, even after my… rude swing.

It’s perfectly fine, as your fat ass is soft. But keep that for Zettai when you meet him instead. But I do like your dress even with the issues Hina. The color suits you well and I like the Christmas-ish color scheme. You even top it off, and yourself, with a ribbon on top that I think I forgot to mention before! Once again I’m ahead of schedule for Christmas, though if only I would get out and get gifts…

: Yet again your laziness is causing problems.

That’s sadly true. But as mentioned Hina is very lovely even if she isn’t showing off too much. Her clothes are great and I like the color schemes, and the goth loli look is really cute too. Still, we still have more to talk about, so let’s keep going!

: Of course, and I appreciate you talking about me!

Of course, even with the potential curse and misfortune! Though I would hope that you’re absorbing that as we walk.

*The three of them continue onward through the mountain forest, while Topaz heads to the next areas in Hina’s blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Hina is a really great girl, though being fair we don’t see a lot of her. She’s a minor early game(ish) boss and doesn’t seem to make many appearances even in the manga or so. At least she has a full name I suppose, but regardless Hina is pretty interesting. She’s a minor god in the series, though one that doesn’t require faith. Instead, she takes misfortune from people and tends to hang around those that are especially unfortunate. Unfortunately this means that even though she’s friendly and sociable, especially for someone on Youkai mountain. She works hard to keep people off the mountain as well, helping lost travelers find their way. Still, Hina may cause misfortune where she goes, though not intentionally. It is so bad that even talking about her is taboo and-OH NO THE BLOG! I’m just joking of course, though hopefully nothing befalls me. Still, due to that we don’t have a lot of information about her. This means that fans don’t know her personality as well as with other characters, but she is still pretty positive and friendly. She also sells and collects nagashi-bina dolls, making sure they don’t accumulate too much misfortune. And of course we can’t forget that she spins and it is the basis of a lot of silly jokes as well within the community. Overall Hina is a somewhat minor character and I can’t say too much about her but she is still very decent and I enjoy her love of spinning too as it at least gives her something interesting. Sadly I don’t know if she has a voice, as MAL lacks them, but as a site it has poor priorities so I don’t know if her appearance in the fan anime was voiced or not. Regardless she is an interesting character even if there’s not a lot of information on her.
Grade: B

===Libido==
Hina doesn’t have any canon pairings, though I suppose that isn’t too surprising. That said, due to absorbing misfortune she isn’t seen with a lot of characters, and being minor herself she doesn’t get a lot of fans pairing her up as far as know. I have heard people pairing her with Nitori due to both being from the same game and being close as far as game levels go, but she tends to get paired as a member of Marisa’s harem as well. People also occasionally pair her up with some unfortunate characters like Parsee as well, but that’s more due to Hina enjoying misfortune. Sadly there isn’t a lot to say here overall, which is a shame as Hina is such a cute girl!
Grade: B-

===Age===
Sadly there isn’t a lot of information about Hina, as you can probably imagine from the previous areas. I don’t think that there is any concrete sign of her age, as she is a minor god of misfortune but doesn’t need worshipers to exist unlike some other gods in Gensokyo. Chances are that she’s really old, like some of the youkai in the series, but she does look on the younger side. In addition it’s not like she’s grouped with any of the “older” girls either, so it’s hard to say. That said, Hina overall does decently as I can imagine she’s a lot older than she appears even if we don’t have full information.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 72
Average score: 8.0
Final Grade: B

And with that, the blog is completed! What do you think of it?

*Hina continues to spin, her massive ass bouncing around as she does so.*

: I believe that I did a good job, though I hope that the lack of information did not trouble me.

A little bit. I blame early game bosses not getting a lot of attention.

: Outside of a few specific examples, like Cirno for example.

Being fair that’s mostly because Scarlet Devil Mansion is effectively the “Genwun” of Touhou. Not that I mind of course, as like Patchouli’s great among others, but think of what gen gets the most attention.

: Game Freak is a joke sometimes, they need to learn that Gen 5 was many years ago!

True, but let’s not make them think that we want more of the Legends gameplay either. But let’s not get too distracted, as Hina is a very kind and wonderful girl. She is a little unusual, as unlike with the other gods in Gensokyo she doesn’t need worshipers.

: That is mainly due to being a minor god, as well as absorbing misfortune from others.

Indeed. You’re so kind you take bad luck, misfortune, and curses onto yourself! If you’d be in an RPG you’d be a Martyr and hopefully get buffed more if you get ailments.

: Stop thinking of your own game, Empry…

If only I could make it. Sadly I am too lazy. But of course not too lazy to talk about Hina. My apologies for getting so distracted.

: Do not worry, as with how large my backside is I know you cannot help but be distracted.

*Hina then shakes her ass, stopping spinning though her fat cheeks continue to jiggle and bounce in a very sexy fashion. Topaz shakes his head to return to his previous thoughts, coughing even a little bit.*

That certainly is distracting, and I appreciate how large your ass has become as well. That said, it is a shame we don’t know a lot other than you taking misfortune into yourself, as well as you selling dolls but no one going to your stand. I blame people not wanting to be cursed.

: Yes. And that is why I appreciate you speaking about me.

Of course, as you’re lovely and cute! And hopefully I’ve shown how kind and caring she is, even if I may have made you sound like a lady or something.

: I-is that not what I am?

: He means more noble lady-type than a girl in general.

: Ah, that makes more sense.

I’m glad we cleared that up. And it is a shame that MAL lacks a VA for you, but again I blame a lack of appearances. At least you are still quite memorable for your spinning.

: Sadly, going with all the lack of appearances and information Hina also doesn’t seem to have much of a libido.

: Yes. It is a shame that I am not paired with people as often as others.

True, and the ones that you are paired with are either down on their luck misfortunate ones like Parsee or Shion, or are Nitori. Not that she’s bad, but her issue is more that she gets paired with Marisa more and has a much larger part.

*Topaz hears something in nearby cattails.*

Did anyone hear that?

: We are close to the river, and it must be flowing as a result.

I suppose that makes sense. I thought I heard bubbles though. That said, like with a lot of information about Hina she lacks a clear age. At least as far as I could find, which is a shame. Still, she scores like a teen would even if she’s likely a lot older.

: It is rude to ask a girl their age after all, tee hee~

Precisely! And thank you again for letting me talk about you as well. I ain’t afraid of no curse! Wait, that’s a double negative.

: Don’t worry. Kids these days can’t math properly so they won’t notice.

Like they’d ever read my blog though. There’s not enough seizure-inducing lights or running games or fidgets or other senseless things. Thank goodness as well! And with that the blog is over, and I’m sure that Kimiko will help me back home.

: We are still on the mountain so be careful!

*Suddenly a kappa attacks from the river.*

: Sneak atta-

*However, even though she may be trying to steal a shirikodama Hina’s absolutely massive ass bounces her back in the river. She floats belly-up in a comedic fashion, but seems unconscious.*

: Oh no! What misfortune!

For her, though Zettai would appreciate such a smack! Let’s help her out of the water, Kimiko.

: And by that you mean me, as you have no ability to swim.

It’s not like I’ll suddenly grow fish limbs after all! But it seems that we have our girl for next week, though I hope that she’s conscious for it.

: I am sure that she will recover in time, and hopefully your readers will enjoy the blog much like they enjoyed mine.

Agreed! So tune in next time when we’ll be talking about this mysterious kappa girl. See you then!

*With that Topaz waves and the blog for the week is finished. Like he said, stay tuned for this mysterious water girl.*