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September 12th, 2019
Anime Relations: Tokyo Mew Mew
This is the Five-hundred-and-sixty-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Riri finally catches up to Topaz, who is being licked relentlessly.*

Welcome back, Ririchiyo. What have you been up to?

: Isn't it obvious? I've been searching around for YOU! And rephrase that, you're going to make your readers think that's fanservice rather than your dog.

: Bowrk?

*Indeed it was Topaz's dog that was licking his forehead, and he was sitting on the ground in the middle of the park as well. Don't worry as the dog was on a leash.*

I blame it being such a hot day, which is unusual for September. He likes licking my sweat.

: Ruff!

*The dog continues to lick Topaz's forehead. He looks towards Riri.*

Though you didn't tell me where you were. What took you?

: Well, from what Purin said I thought you'd be teleported to Mint's house. I went to her big fancy mansion, sneaking inside. They thought that I was a thief, so they had a lot of questions. Especially why I was stalking their mistress Mint. They must have thought I was some kind of pervert or something!

Sounds like you made a lot of new friends, even if they were asking questions and threatening to arrest you. I would have thought you'd come back home, as we normally don't meet the girl that quickly. Well, other than the weeks where we talk about a group at once.

: That's what I thought was going on! But no, instead you're here with your dog!

Of course, as I know who is coming up and it seems to be a tradition. But you're right, it was my mistake to imply that I was being sent there. My apologies, and I'm very sorry.

*Topaz bows his head slightly, still being licked repeatably. However, Riri scowls at him.*

: That doesn't seem like a genuine apology, Topaz. You've been bad at saying “sorry” lately too, especially ever since the end of August.

I knowww.... But excuse me for a minute Jax.

: Bowrk.

*Topaz passes the leash to Riri, struggling to get up with the dog still trying to lick his forehead. However, rather than standing he gets on all fours with his head against the ground.*

PLEASE FORGIVE ME, RIRI! I'M SO SORRY FOR GIVING YOU SO MUCH TROUBLE! I SHOULD EXPLAIN THINGS BETTER, AND I'M SORRY THAT MY LAZY NATURE GETS THE BEST OF ME! I never intend to hurt you!

*Riri blushes and looks to the side, her arms crossed cutely.*

: W-well, it's no 1000 page apology but it's a start. Besides we're out of ink and your handwriting is atrocious anyway. (A-and you didn't need to adopt such a pose for me either...)

*Topaz looks up.*

Thank you for accepting my apology, and I hope that confusion like this never happens again!

: Being fair it probably will, as with your bad memory you never remember significant character development.

Only major occurrences! Though I do apologize to my readers for retreading similar ground, as they don't deserve to be troubled by my blogs. But don't worry, as I'll try hard to improve!

: Heh, at least you're a lot better than you were back in the day. Though don't you think that you have someone important to apologize to? Someone who has been bothered the most by your words?

Of course, I'd never forget about him!

*Topaz then does a flip in the air, landing on all fours with his head against the ground in a fairly acrobatic display. He bows towards the camera, looking very regretful.*

I am sorry for everything that I've put you through these past few weeks, Zettai! And not just because I got caught either, I am sorely regretful of my actions and I apologize for not being more observant of what you want. I'm sorry for all the mamocentric trouble I put you through, as such things are disgusting and shouldn't have happened. Especially not to that amount either, though such things shouldn't happen at all regardless of amount and I'm so very sorry of the trouble Gisen's blog has given you.

: Certainly, though Zettai's anger had reason behind it! Just shoving a few ass shots into the blog doesn't mean that it wasn't mamocentric as the words are effectively as good as showing them!

I should have expected as much, but I'm a very visual writer (mumble which is why I describe things in such long ways). But still, I should not have had such a mamocentric blog regardless especially since I know better. I apologize for that, I am very sorry, and I wish that he would forgive me for my horrible plot too.

: There certainly was a lot of horrible “plot” indeed (Darn it, Topaz. Don't make dumb jokes like that). Though he won't just forget about the blog either, especially with the way that you tried to hide it!

It wasn't that I was attempting to hide it or make a light of it. I genuinely wanted to fix it directly with a retcon, but then I got the dumb idea to parody Dragon Ball which fell flat. But I'm really sorry about all my recent mistakes too! Including reusing sniper girls too! I'm so sorry that the mind control plot was terrible, and I did not mean to shill tumors as much as I did.

*Topaz even tears up and grips the ground.*

So please, even if you never forgive me allow me to apologize again and again! This sort of thing should never happen, and I'm so very sorry about ruining girls that you love and two more you enjoy for a terrible blog too. I'm sorry about creating such a mamocentric product and I'm ashamed for it! As much as mamocentric artists should be ashamed of their work!

*Riri pats his back.*

: It's alright, Topaz. While you did create something extremely awful at least you're better than the creators of DxD and T*w*w*. At least after people pointed out your issues you were able to see their point of view and realize the error of your ways. That's got to count for something, right?

Sniff... you think so?

???: Oh ho ho. What do we have here? A fool apologizing to a camera? How pathetic.

*A mysterious blue-haired girl comes up behind Topaz and Riri, with a dog of her own. It's much smaller than Topaz's porker, yet Jax continues to whimper from the dog's barking.*

: Arf arf!

: Whimper~

Oh come on, it's not even that big of a dog. You should be able to make friends with it.

: Like pet like owner, I suppose. Even if you're friendly you're not that outgoing.

But I already have friends, so why would I need more? But that's not the point, as it appears that Mint has found us.

: I was not looking for you, but it would appear that we have crossed paths once again. I assume that you're here to discuss my blog?

That I am! And it looks like Mint is like a wizard, never late and arrives precisely when he needs to!

: While you always arrive late.

But I arrived here early...

: That's not important, you just happened to cross paths while apologizing to Zettai! And your other reader too, as he probably had to suffer through your mamocentric blog and terrible apology!

I apologize again for my mistakes and issues! I'm very sorry! Especially for not apologizing properly before and making you wait so long! Well, I suppose that wasn't as bad as my mamocentric blog, but still!

: A-HEM. Speaking of waiting long and apologizing, do you not think that there's someone who deserves a bit more of an apology as well?

Of course!

*Topaz once again does the flying bow, getting on his hands and knees for Mint. She's surprised, especially as he crawls towards him.*

I'm sorry for taking so long to talk about you, as well as the rest of the girls from your series! You deserved to be discussed before the KiraKira girls especially!

: Though that would make them look awful in comparison. Not that most of them don't deserve that, but I'd still feel bad for them.

I'm just bad at picking good girls to blog! I mean look at how long it's been and I haven't done Ume or Sekai either! Among other great girls!

: You're just biding your time for them, but I sure do hope that their blogs are great as they deserve it.

: They certainly do, but I would say that right now I am the one who is most deserving of a good blog.

Of course! And it sounds like you're allowing me to talk about you so let's begin by saying...

Today's girl is:



Mint Aizawa
from
Tokyo Mew Mew


I will say that her Japanese name is far better than her English dub one...

: Most certainly. I mean, what kind of person is named “Bucksworth”?

: That just sounds like a joke name, though not surprising considering how bad the dub was...

I know, they only did the first half too!

: If that, as they probably took out episodes! I mean, what was that, a preemptive glance at Glitter FARCE?

Exactly, though I do apologize for your picture being formatted poorly.

: I know that it is not your fault, for once at least. Blame this site full of people who are idiots and would prefer princesses playing dress-up to much better series!

Agreed, especially about people using this site having terrible opinions! Unlike my friends of course!

Riri: I don't know, they are YOUR friends... (I-I meant that as a joke, Topaz! Don't take it seriously!) J-just joking, so begin the blog!

I figured as much, so let us continue!fbe

: Arf!

: Whimper...

*Topaz's dog continues to cower behind him as his owner begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Mint has some really lovely hair. Her hair is pulled into two buns, which look quite refined and elegant. It does cause a bit of a cowlick/dip in the middle of her head, but unless you look at it you probably wouldn't notice. And to be fair with Mint's buns it does make her hair seem shorter than it actually is. When down her hair extends to her shoulders and looks a lot fuller, which I do like (but I understand that's part of the style). You can tell about the normal length because her sides go that far, and they look poofy and cute. Her bangs are lined up but spiky, but they still look quite good. Mint's hair color is really excellent too, with a dark blue color in her normal form that I really like. Her hair does become a little lighter shade as Mew Mint, but still a nice dark-ish blue color (which seems to be her default color in the manga, perhaps). Overall Mint has really great hair, some of the best in the series, and while her buns do make it look like her hair is shorter the dark color and strong, voluminous sides help out.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
I must really like the art style or something, as I'm finding the Mew girls to be a lot prettier than I thought. Mint's eyes are shaped really nicely, which fits that. They're somewhat almond-shaped, looking half-closed due to how narrow they are (at least compared to the other girls). I like narrow eyes so this suits me well. She does have eyelashes in the corners, but they aren't easy to notice in the series (but they do work well for emphasis). She also has a nice tsurime, fitting with her personality. Now, let's talk about Mint's eye color. She does have brown eyes as a civilian, though it looks like they're somewhat red. It's a shame as red eyes would look good with her dark hair, but alas. In fairness Mint does change her eye color when she becomes a Mew, turning them blue which is also her standard manga color. It fits her hair color and her blue “Cure” status, even if the Mews were first. Overall while her eye color could be a little better I really like the shape and outlining of her eyes which gives her a good score. Not that the color of Mint's eyes looks bad, of course, but rather it could be a nice red or blue perhaps (or maybe that's just me).
Grade: B

===Face===
Mint's face has a nice shape, like the other girls in her series. She has a strong cheek and a nice curved chin that looks good. As I enjoy she has small features, including a small, sometimes dot-like, nose. Her facial expressions are cute, and she has a nice ojou appearance with her looking high and mighty. Overall Mint has a cute face and lovely expressions, befitting this nice series.
Grade: B+



So what do you think so far, Mint?

: I believe that I'm doing quite well. You discussed my hair and eyes and face quite well, even if you cannot see the flawless beauty within. But I suppose that may just be due to your lesser intellect, oh ho ho!

: It's more that Topaz is overly picky. He only ACTS dumb for comedic effect too, though some of his actions should have required more thought...

That is a little more accurate, but I still enjoy you quite a bit. Besides, I can't give every girl a perfect score. That would make my blog meaningless. Well, more meaningless than it already is.

: True true. Sometimes I think you do this just to make jokes and talk to girls. Unlike real life.

Hey, I make plenty of jokes in real life! Better ones than the ones in the blog!

: That's not much of a feat.

True true, sometimes my blog jokes go too far. I'm still sorry for that, Zettai and others. I made a horrible blog, and tried to cover it up with retcons instead of admitting my failure. I'm the failure instead, being completely useless and I don't deserve friends or anything else...

*Topaz looks glum, but Jax places his paw against his shoulder.*

: Woof?

Thank you. You've got a good point that I still have the ability to change that! And with that I've gained the ambition to continue further!

: After just that? Wait, since when have you been able to talk to animals? I-Is this some ability of Purin's we hadn't heard about?

I have no idea what he said, I just put words in his mouth.

: Well, a dog's mouth IS cleaner than a human's... Not that I'd eat out of even Mickey's, of course.

: Auuu?

*Mint's dog looks questioningly at her. The humans laugh from this.*

How cute, though I imagine that Jax's tongue is all sweaty due to licking me off.

: Your dog is strange.

: And he could never compare to my purebred Mickey either!

Your dog is made out of pure bread? Stay away from toasters!

: Topaz, that joke made me groan.

: Yes. I believe that it would be in your best interests to continue...

Fair for that, I suppose. Let's continue talking about Mint then!

==Body==
===Build===
Mint does fairly alright here, being about average for the age group this is meant to appeal to. She's a nice slender preteen body, though this does mean that her ass is fairly thin too as far as I remember (sadly this show doesn't have too many memes about it, which is a shame as it makes looking things up more difficult). Mint is a dancer so she does show off her legs fairly well, and her Mew outfit exposes her shoulders as well. Her measurements are a little complicated, as her main two measurements are 145 cm and 38 kg. However, it seems that in the Playstation game her measurements were said to be 146 cm and 34 kg. Why she grew a cm and got lighter I have no idea. Still, those aren't bad. Pixiv also lists her sizes as 73/58/75 which isn't too bad, but I have no idea how valid they are. Her Mew mark is on her back, with two wings between her shoulder blades. Overall Mint does well, being similar to most shows for young girls and fitting her age (though I wouldn't mind more fanservice, of course).
Grade: B

===Chest===
It's a little strange here, but not in a bad way of course. Mint doesn't seem to be flat, though she's certainly not busty. She does seem to have some curve, especially in her casual outfits, but no more than most of the other girls in the series. She doesn't seem too concerned with it, which isn't too surprising. That said, she does look much flatter during her transformation so maybe it's the layers she has on causing the problem. Still, Mint does well here regardless.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Being an ojou it's no surprise that Mint has a lot of great outfits. Her main one is a different uniform from the other girls, as she goes to a prestigious school. It even looks a little like a gothloli dress, with the puffy shoulders and all. I like the frills and the cute bow ribbon on her collar, and the white of the said collar and her dark uniform work well. I think that she's wearing white gloves and socks, but I don't know for sure. Still, it's a pretty school uniform. Mint also has the waitress uniform like the others, with a frilly apron and maid headdress, and as you can probably guess it's blue which is her color. Some other outfits include a white shirt with skirt and red jumper, a ballet dress with a Swan Lake theme to it (and headpiece), a sukumizu-like blue one piece swimsuit, blue pajamas, and probably others that I'm forgetting. Mew Mint's outfit is a short shoulderless one-piece aqua dress with garters on the arms and left leg, as well as a choker and gloves. Shame she's not like another Aqua and showing off her nopan ass, would help to balance all the unfair manass in shows for guys. Oh, and as Mew Mint she also has small wings on her shoulders and tail feathers, though I'm not sure if that's part of the outfit or her body. Overall she has a great variety of outfits, no necessarily fetishy ones but good ones still.
Grade: B+

: How come no one told me that the blog would be quite so... naughty and invasive?

Huh, usually girls talk about their blogs to the other girls in their series.

: Being fair Lettuce and Ichigo were a long time ago, while Purin probably hasn't had a chance to talk to Mint.

: That, and I wouldn't be interested in those losers. (even if I do care about them).

What if Zakuro was the one to be talked about?

: You've got my attention...

: Topaz, you haven't talked about Zakuro yet. That was one of Zettai's blogs.

True that I haven't talked about her... yet. I imagine that she'll be the one to be talked about next week.

: So Zakuro and I will be side by side among blog numbers. How truly romantic... Wait, if Zakuro comes next I should be embarrassed as there's no way that I would be able to compare to her beauty!

: Or from what Zettai says, her “booty”. (Darn it, Topaz. You make the worst puns.)

Do not worry as you are still a lovely girl. You could stand to show off your body more though, at least your ass. And make it bigger too!

: Even if you probably cannot compare to ZaCULO in that regard.

: I shall hold my head high, so continue the-WHAT THE?

*Mint's dog starts pulling her towards the woodlands that were nearby. Topaz's dog also senses something within as well, though he's more scared than Mint's dog which is jumping.*

: BARK! BARK BARK!

: WOOF!

Calm down you two! What did you see that's got you so riled?

: I am not sure. Possibly a small animal, such as a squirrel.

Let's hope it's something like that and continue the blog.

: I have a bad feeling about this...

: About my blog? Do you expect him to be cruel in a later area?

: Not at all, but I mean about the noise and the dogs barking and-Nevermind, it isn't important.

Then let's get going!

*Topaz and the others continue the blog, ignoring the suspiciously rustling bushes.*



==Mind==
===Personality===
Mint is a really well-done character. She starts out seeming a little spoiled and haughty, not wanting to do anything with the “commoners”-type of ojou. It takes her a while before she actually starts working in the restaurant (only doing that to drink tea). This makes her out to be a snob but she's really kind and empathetic of the other workers and eventually helps out. She slowly starts to warm up and we get a lot of glimpses at her personal life. Mint is rich, but her parents are never home and she's slowly touch with her brother who is quite successful. He used to come to see her dance (as she does ballet) but it takes a lot for him to get there to see her. Speaking of ballet she does some dance moves in her transformation, which is a nice reference. Mint is quite talented in dancing as well. She also takes care of her dog which is named Mickey as well, and at the start of the series the dog is the closest friend she has. Mint has refined tastes and likes French food, but isn't afraid of eating “commoner” food (even if she complains as she does so). She's got a forceful personality, but felt hopeless when Zakuro was rumored to be working for the enemies. She butts heads a lot with Ichigo, the clumsy lead, but I suppose that is to be expected. Birds and cats, you understand-wait, I forgot to mention but Mint has the DNA from the Blue Lorikeet. Overall Mint is a great ojou, and one whose traits are done really well and not in an overly jerk-like manner. It helps that Yumi Kakazu gives her a nice elegant voice. Yumi has also done girls like Yuffie from FFVII, Shizuru from Godannar, and Anzu/Tea from Yu-Gi-Oh.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
Mint has a pretty strong libido, at least for her age. She shows a little interest in guys in the manga, but she's more infatuated with Zakuro than anyone else. She idolizes the older Mew and is a huge fan. It seems to be slightly “ambiguous”, but the careful watcher can definitely notice all the yuri moments that push the two together. I'm not sure if Zakuro feels the same way sadly, but Mint is very devoted to the purple wolf girl. In a filler episode Mint's rival Kanna appears, but that's probably reading too much into it. Mint also likes teasing Ichigo too, both in a rivalry and in general. She also has an older brother Seiji, though he's not seen much (though they do have a good relationship, it's just that he's away a lot). Overall my obvious choice for this would be Zakuro, as Mint shows a lot of interest in the beauty.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Mint, like Purin last week, has a variety of ages. In the earliest English manga she was 11 and turned 12, while in the actual anime she's 12. Well, she starts the series at 12 but quickly ages to 13 it seems. Her birthday is October 3rd, if curious. In the English dub she gets aged up to 16, which is dumb as you can imagine. Overall I don't mind Mint being 12-13 as that's perfectly fine and her body fits well too.
Grade: B-

Total Grades: 74
Average score: 8.2
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for the week. What do you think, Mint?

: Hmmm... I would have hoped to have had more points. A “B” is far too average for a girl of my caliber.

: I don't know. You don't show off too much and you're a bit out of Topaz's strike range.

You still did pretty well with your dark hair and eyes, not to mention looking pretty in general too.

: Well, I suppose that this will have to do for now. I shall be seeing you next time and-wait, what's wrong Mickey?

: BARK BARK ARF!

*Mint's dog is barking as a curvy if masked figure comes out of the bush.*

W-who are you?

D.Overseer: It would appear that we have not been introduced, even though I caused so many problems for you earlier in the year. But I am DEMONIC OVERSEER!

: Oh no! Watch out as she's one of the villains that we've had to look out for!

: BARK BARK!

*The dog is still barking like mad, leaping against the villain's legs.*

D.Overseer: That's right and-hey, can someone get this dog off me? He's ruining my evil monologue!

: Quick, let's defeat her before she spouts mamocentric things like Gisen did!

I can understand that, but this is not Gisen and I am certain that things won't turn out like it did with her. Never again, I would hope..

D.Overseer: I am far more refined than that... libido-crazed monster. I wouldn't even think of appealing to you in mamocentric ways. After all... Heu Heu Heu, it would be an unfair to fight so many unarmed opponents. Even if they are little more than half-breeds or humans.

*Ririchiyo enters her Youkai mode.*

: Now what did you just say?

D.Overseer: Just because you got a little stronger-

: ARF ARF ARF!

*Demonic Overseer is getting annoyed at the dog.*

D.Overseer: WILL YOU JUST BE QUIET?!

*She tosses the heart-shaped object at the dog. Soon it becomes monstrous.*

: Rough!

: Well, at least it still has the mind of a dog.

: No, I mean I shall “rough” you UP!

: What did you do to Mickey?

D.Overseer: OH HO HO! It seems like Sealed Despair's monster-creation devices are even stronger than before! There's no way that you can defeat him!

: As painful as it is to attack my own dog, there is nothing else that I can do. You've pushed me this far, so prepare for my best!



*With that Mint transforms into Mew Mint.*

: Be prepared to be defeated for taking over my dog!

Wait, are you the one who attacked Jax earlier in the year?

: What is with you and abusing dogs?

D.Overseer: It's not my fault that they were always conveniently around. But enough talking, destroy them!

: YES!

*The big Youkai dog bashes around Riri and Mew Mint, who dance as they avoid his powerful arms.*

: What the? Usually that works?

: You can't just use your finisher without weakening him first!

: I know that, but my attacks just bounce off!

: Darn damage reduction!

D.Overseer: OH HO HO! There is nothing that you can do to defeat my monster.

: MONSTER!

*The big Youkai dog continues to brush off the attacks, though it's mainly because Demonic Overseer is waving a wand to support it. The humans don't notice, but Riri notices something missing.*

: Wait a minute, where's Jax?

Uhhh...

*Topaz was so preoccupied with the battle that he realized that he was no longer holding Jax's leash. The dog was staring at Demonic Overseer, watching her move the wand in a tantalizing way.*

D.Overseer: W-what are you doing staring at me, dog? Do you want to be transformed like your friend? AGAIN?

T-that's not a toy, Jax!

: ARF!

*The dog leaps and pulls the wand out of Demonic Overseer's hands. He then systematically destroys it with his mouth, pulling it apart in a playful manner.*

D.Overseer: N-NO!

Good boy!

*The dog Youkai starts to look quite funny, its form looking inconsistant.*

: I dun feel so good...

: Quick, now! While its defenses are unstable!

: Hope that this will work then!



*Mew Mint shoots an arrow against the big dog Youkai. It soon returns to Mickey's normal form, with the winged heart flying off before splitting in two and crumbling to dust.*

: Looks like everything went alright this time!

I agree. What a good dog!

: Unlike his useless owner. But I'll scold you later, as for now we need to take care of YOU!

*She points to Demonic Overseer with her naginata. However, the villain kisses her ring instead.*

D.Overseer: You may have won this one, Topaz. But I assure you that the next time we meet will be our last!

I wouldn't count on it, as we still have another week to go!

: Don't taunt the villain with meta-knowledge, Topaz. Especially when you scold me when I do!

*Demonic Overseer then disappears, going off somewhere. Now that the battle is over Riri and Mint return to their normal forms.*

: Phew. That wasn't as difficult as the other battle, but it certainly caused us to think.

: Indeed, but once again dumb luck pulls us through.

That's right, but perhaps I shouldn't bring Jax out for blogs again...

: He does look really tired. Though he always looks tired. Explains why he's so plump too...

I understand, but I blame him being stubborn. But anyway, it looks like the blog for the week is finally over. Good to see you, but I imagine that we'll meet again.

: Certainly, though hopefully I won't have to fight magical girls nor fight a possessed dog...

: One can only hope so. But speaking of dogs, or should I say WOLVES....

: CERTAINLY! Topaz could not break his earlier promise of doing Zakuro, correct? You are still poised to do her, correct?

That I am, at least if I can find her.

: Get to looking then. I'm waiting to see how well she does!

: Same with Zettai. Hopefully he'll enjoy it.

Same for our other readers, even if they don't know Zakuro as well. But see you all next time!
Posted by emperortopaz | Sep 12, 7:12 AM | 0 comments


==Head==
Hair: B
Eyes: B
Face: B+

==Body==
Build: B+
Chest: B-
Clothes: B-

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B-
Age: B

Total Grade: 71
Comments: Overall Yurippe does pretty well, though she does go down a bit. Her hair is still cool and a pretty color (and I like her beret) but I would like it longer. Her build is nice and fair, though she needs to be like Haruhi and show her ass more (Yuri does have one good official image of her ass though, where she's sunbathing or something on her stomach). Sadly her art does tend to be a little mamocentric; not a lot, but a fair amount like in the tub image. Her personality isn't as interesting, and she needs a wider wardrobe than just a sailor uniform. And I have no idea where the age and height/weight on MAL come from, as I can't find any evidence of them.
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==Head==
Hair: B-
Eyes: B-
Face: B

==Body==
Build: C
Chest: C
Clothes: B-

==Mind==
Personality: C-
Libido: D
Age: B-

Total Grade: 52
Comments: Reading the manga has shown me how terrible Eve is. She didn't deserve most of the points I gave her, and it sucks how horrible the series became. Her body really takes a hit as in the final chapter she merges with Adam Blade and that sort of thing is awful. She's also annoying and mamocentric, as if those two things are mutually exclusive. She also has poor libido as well, and I hate how her hair turns white in the final chapter as well. Overall the manga really ruined any goodwill I gave the series, and even years after reading it I still regret it.
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==Head==
Hair: B
Eyes: B
Face: B

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: B
Clothes: A-

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B-
Age: A-

Total Grade: 75
Comments: Minori does a little better, though in fairness I was definitely too harsh on her. I suppose that her antics and design were to blame, but these days I like red hair and purple eyes (especially the latter) much more. I also appreciate her older age a little more, as I figure she's a senior in high school (though I can't be sure). That said, I can't remember the show to recall very many perverse scenes sadly. She does have a nice official art where she's bending over in a bunny suit and showing her ass, but it's from the front so she's showing off her cleavage sadly enough. There needs to be more assy official art. I also appreciate big eaters more too, though she tries to maintain her weight with diets. Oh, and she's also done by Yui Horie as well.
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==Head==
Hair: A-
Eyes: B+
Face: B

==Body==
Build: C+
Chest: C-
Clothes: B+

==Mind==
Personality: B-
Libido: C+
Age: A-

Total Grade: 69
Comments: On the other hand, Ami does a lot worse. Fitting as she has a lot of mamocentric moments, no surprise as even back then they were J-CUP Staff it seems. It's a shame as I do like the design of Ami more than Minori mostly due to her long blue hair. I am able to appreciate her ojou-sama personality a lot more, perhaps to the point of being a little too obsessed with that sort of “dominant” woman. Or maybe there just needs to be more properly dommy girls where I don't have to project that prideful girls are dommy. I do guess that having a Christmas outfit involving a whip might have given me the wrong idea (not that I'd want to be whipped though). Overall Ami has nice hair and eyes (and being voiced by Ami Kawashima always helps), but her other features are a mess.
====


==Head==
Hair: A
Eyes: B+
Face: B

==Body==
Build: A-
Chest: B
Clothes: A

==Mind==
Personality: A
Libido: B+
Age: B

Total Grade: 85
Comments: Setsuna finally gets a grade she can be proud of. I like her hair a lot more, as other than the strange bangs it looks really good. Same with her eyes too, though in that case it's more wearing glasses that would help (sadly I'm not sure if she did or not, but it isn't a common occurrence). Of course her lovely slender body looks a lot better, including her flat chest which does much better (though I can't remember if she still gets scenes or not, of both the unjoke kind or of the envy kind). UQ Holder does seem to imply that her and Konoka get together, one of the few things it gets right, due to their granddaughters/look-alikes being together. One of the few things it does right, piece of crap that it is.
====


==Head==
Hair: A
Eyes: B
Face: B

==Body==
Build: A-
Chest: B-
Clothes: A

==Mind==
Personality: A-
Libido: B
Age: B

Total Grade: 81
Comments: Another better score, as Konoka deserves. She also deserves to be by Setsuna's side in the reblogs, which is something I wasn't able to do in the actual blogs. Granted that's my own fault for poor planning, and I apologize for that terrible story arc (not that I've gotten better, I suppose). Her hair is still amazing and I like her brown eyes more too. She is the submissive/oblivious one in the relationship, or at least so she seems. Still, Konoka is a great girl with a nice ass (both in the manga when she gets smacked and in the Shaft anime beach OVA).
====


==Head==
Hair: A-
Eyes: B+
Face: B

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: B
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: A-
Libido: B
Age: A-

Total Grade: 79
Comments: Mikasa doesn't change too much, even with further seasons. We do get to see her working out in one of the OVAs, though I'm not to big on abs on girls (though I will still say that it's sexy how she can carry Eren so easily). Sadly she doesn't show off too much these days, with a lot of the characters being able to turn into titans and the fights being like that. Sadly she doesn't get too many good points, unless they revolve around her protecting Eren. I'm not sure if the two are shipped as much in the manga, but it's still a good couple. Oh, and in the manga it seems that she's 19, at least where they are currently, but I'm not sure if the anime has caught up to that point or not.
====


==Head==
Hair: A
Eyes: B
Face: A

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: B
Clothes: A-

==Mind==
Personality: A-
Libido: B
Age: B+

Total Grade: 83
Comments: Kagami does a lot better it seems. I'm guessing it's because I can appreciate her tsundere nature and her somewhat slender body (and I don't see her being that overweight, though I suppose with the art style it's hard to tell). Her eyes are also good as I really like the shape, but blue is a little overrated sadly. I also appreciate the cosplay in the OVA, as she seems to fit both Miku and Rin's hairstyles well. But overall it's good to see Kagami doing well.
====


==Head==
Hair: A-
Eyes: A
Face: A

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: B
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B
Age: B

Total Grade: 79
Comments: Hiyori does pretty much the same, though she's improved in some areas. Her eyes do look better, only missing her tsurime to be really good. Her body is also more appreciated these days, though I don't remember too much as far as her showing off. The problems start when we get to mind though, but not through any fault of Hiyori's. She just has extremely awful luck, getting injured to taking advice only to ruin something for a joke. The poor girl suffers so much and I feel bad for her. She's also a yuri fan, which while not bad does remind me of horrible yuri fans on the internet...
====


==Head==
Hair: A
Eyes: A-
Face: B+

==Body==
Build: A-
Chest: B-
Clothes: A-

==Mind==
Personality: B+
Libido: A-
Age: A+

Total Grade: 88
Comments: Rin is an amazing woman, and conveniently also a great meganekko. While the art style isn't great for me, she still looks incredible and has that one assy moment too. More girls need moments like that, though moments where asses are further appreciated would be even better. I can't remember if she shows off her bare ass, as it's been a while since the show, but it wouldn't surprise me. In general she's really great, with a sexy mature (and immortal) body and a great cool personality.
Posted by emperortopaz | Sep 12, 7:12 AM | 1 comments
September 5th, 2019
Anime Relations: Tokyo Mew Mew
This is the Five-hundred-and-sixty-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We join Topaz and Riri as they walk down the street.*

Welcome back everyone. I'm sure that you were waiting anxiously for this blog.

*He turns to look at Riri, who is glaring at him.*

W-what's the matter, Riri?

: You know EXACTLY what's wrong! Don't you know what happened last week?

Hey, the nudity was very tasteful! Especially of you and your ass. As well as the other girls too.

: That's not what I meant, though it really was embarrassing... No, the main issue is how HORRIBLE last week's blog was! I mean, what were you thinking?

Sometimes the problem is that I don't think enough. It's a real shame... But I don't see what's wrong with last week's blog.

: You don't see what's wrong? It SHOULD be obvious!

What do you meant?

*Riri facepalms and shakes her head. She sighs before continuing.*

: Isn't it obvious? Well, why don't you think about all the things that happened!

The things that happened...

*Topaz enters a flashback sequence. It is as if it was last week, and all the girls were showing their asses. Except for Gisen, because she's terrible.*

=====

You'll never be able to win, as your goals are awful and so are you! Look at all these points, as you're being as underwhelming as your scores should be!

: You can't just talk about my blog as if nothing is going on! Girls, do what you need and “tuck” him between them!

: No.

: W-what? How dare you speak back to me like that! I have you hypnotized!

: You may have us on your side to fight with you, but we'd never say such terrible things!

: Then what kind of Steves are you? Go on and “tuck” him, ruin his relationship with his friend!

: Not on your life! You can go and “tuck” yourself, as we'd never betray Topaz or Zettai or any other friend! I won't even tease him with my ass, which he does like but won't play with out of respect for Zettai!

*Yukimura is back to normal without horrible slime issues, looking flat and assy as usual.*

: While we will fight for you, we will never let such horrible things happen in Topaz's blog! It is a good place for him and his friends, and he wants to support them!

: If only they had this attitude before our clothes wouldn't be so destroyed!

: True... A shame that my ass is hanging out like this...

*Ryuubi shakes her ass, making Kan'u nosebleed.*

: KAN-CHAN! Are you alright?

*The brown polearm girl raises her thumb.*

: Yes, but I'm defeated... urgh...

: They took down a strong warrior, but don't worry as we'll defeat you! Then Kan'u and Ryuubi will take you off screen for playing while Matabei and I return to Zettai's!

Hey, that doesn't sound so bad...

: TOPAZ! Don't get distracted! We have to defeat Gisen!

: You'll never defeat me, especially once I ruin your friendship with horrible mamocentric lines and trolling!

There will be none of that, as I have a guest!

: PURE PURE PURIFY!

*Cure Parfait then purifies the girls, causing them to face towards Gisen.*

: Are you ready to be defeated by your own minions, you FIEND?

: You'll never be able to beat me! My power is maximum!

: You think you are hot, but in reality you are not!

: We are going to make you like the dinosaurs!

: We'll send you to... THE NEXT DIMENSION!

*The four girls then beat Gisen, continuing to kick her.*

: No! This can't be! Your power must be over 9000!

Mondo cool, and I don't mean Gisen! Going by her score she's like feces, brown and stinky!

: HEY!

: He doesn't mean you. I mean, you are-cough-brown and stinky, but in a way Zettai enjoys!

: That Zettai does. How about we go and visit him after this?

: But of course, though I do hope that he's not overworked by us.

: He'll appreciate you coming, so be sure to have lots of assy gassy fun!

: What else would we do? MAMOCENTRIC SERVICE?!

*All the girls, sans Gisen who keeps getting kicked, and Topaz laugh and there's a classic freeze frame ending as “end” is written in cursive in the corner. We then return to the present.*

… And that's basically what happened. Right?

: I'm pretty sure much more terrible things happened! You can't just revise your blogs like that, especially ones that will live on in infamy!

That sounds awful, why would Inami even EAT one of my blogs? But no matter, that is how it will be from now on.

: And where did you get those actors? I looked like a bobble head!

That's not the point. But we've wasted enough time today. We need to go and find the girl for the day. She should be around here...

: Don't ignore my complaints that you changed what happened overall! (even if it is FAR superior...)

What can I say, history is written by the victors. But that doesn't matter, as look! We've found the girl for the week!

: R-really? But we're on the sidewalk in front of buildings. We're not going to pick on some random mook off the street, right?

Certainly not, but here she is!

: Come one come all! Come watch my act, everyone!

*A young-looking Chinese girl is balancing plates really well. She even does a handstand without the plates falling, balancing them on the soles of her feet.*

: Wow, it seems like this blog has talent!

It almost makes me not want to ask her to listen to my blog...

: Blog? OH! Topaz, it is you! I haven't seen you in months nano da!

*The girl flips back up onto her feet and places her sticks and plates in the case she was carrying around.*

: I thought that I'd make a little more money on the side before you came. So did you enjoy the show?

Of course, I love pointing out cool talents!

: Like when you played the euphonium in Asuka's blog!

Precisely! But it seems that it's time to talk about Purin, and I don't mean Jigglypuff!

: That would be a boring blog and everyone would fall asleep too. And not just by the singing either.

Indeed, though I could troll people by saying it's a circle seen from above. But that aside, we'll only begin if you allow us to talk about you.

: Are you kidding? I've waited long enough to hear your thoughts on me, so don't drag it out further nano da!

Then let's stop monkeying around and say that...

Today's girl is:



Purin Fon
from
Tokyo Mew Mew


: Really, Topaz? “Monkeying around”?

I think that it's a good joke!

: As do I, nano da! Whoo! But it's hard to sit still and listen. Do you mind if I perform while you talk?

As well as you don't throw poo around and can listen I'll be fine!

: The only poo that was spread was the fertilizer that was last week's blog...

At least the “night soil” will mean that our plants and village will prosper!

: I'm not sure what you mean, but I'll just toss these things around!

*Purin starts juggling three balls of red, blue, and yellow, eventually balancing the former on her head as she stands on one foot while continuing. Topaz just has to write the blog, but hopefully he doesn't fail at THAT too.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Purin has fairly average hair, but that doesn't mean that it isn't cute. Her hair is short and doesn't come to her shoulders, or at least how it seems to be. She does have about four short, slender braids that extend a little further, though they're somewhat hard to see from certain angles. She does have long spiky bangs that reach her eyes, and her sides curve inward around her cheeks which outlines her face fairly well. I also like how Purin's hair is a little messy but cute, and even in her normal form she has a tamarin-like bob cut. The golden lion tamarin being her animal form, of course. This does mean that she has blonde hair in her normal form, though it does look a little tan at in certain images or angles. Purin does have a more golden hair color as Mew Pudding, but that makes sense considering her animal. Overall Purin's blonde hair fits her tamarin influence, magical girl color (which is yellow), and “pudding” theme but I'm not a big fan of her short blonde hair otherwise.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Being the youngest Purin has the most pronounced eyes of the cast. Her eyes are rather large, which tended to be common back in the day (especially with the shojo art style). They have a tarame, but I still like the shape of her eyes as they fit with her energetic personality. The thick upper lid that Purin has helps quite a bit, and the same with the eyelash in the corner of her eye. She has a couple more at the bottom corner as well, but it's unfortunate that her upper and lower lids don't connect. Purin's eyes are brown from what I can tell, though it's possible that they could be golden as both seem to be official. Perhaps Mew Pudding has golden eyes to fit with her animal spirit, but I can't be sure. This works somewhat, fitting with her hair color a little and even if the colors aren't exact they compliment one another well. Sadly I don't think she wears glasses, or at least not commonly or memorable enough for me to remember. Overall Purin does pretty well, even if I'm not a big fan of her eyes (still a fine color though).
Grade: B-

===Face===
Purin is quite the cute youth, especially as she has a lot of silly and fun expressions. I mentioned that her eyes do seem large, but that's just due to the small size of her face. She also has nice soft cheeks, showing off her youth. Her features are also small, including her nose which is always great. Purin often has a cat mouth, showing off her playful side, and she's they type to do everything with a smile as well. Overall Purin does really well here. Oh, and her Mew Mark, the symbol of her animal, is that she has two tails on her forehead. It looks somewhat like a tattoo, but fortunately it's not and she doesn't even have her bangs moved to feature it which means she doesn't have a big forehead or something silly like that. She also has monkey ears where her normal ones are while transformed, pointed ones though and it's slightly hard to tell due to her messy hair.
Grade: B+

: And... TA-DA!

*With that Purin grabs the balls she was juggling and squeezes tight. She then releases three doves as if by magic. Topaz and Riri applaud.*

Very talented!

: Why are you still working the street corner when you could do magic in a theater?

There's no shame in working on a street corner, Riri. That's what I do, remember?

: Please specify that you're a crossing guard! Otherwise people would get the wrong idea!

I know that people wouldn't think poorly of me, as I'm still innocent!

: You say that but what about all those things... (Gosh I'm too embarrassed to specify...)

That's different and isn't “real”.

: You two are such a cute couple nano da!

*Both Topaz and Riri blush, with Ririchiyo being more embarrassed.*

: N-nonsense! We aren't a couple! R-right, Topaz?

Aww, we aren't?

*Riri pulls him close, whispering into his ear.*

: L-listen, we can't let her know about us. I'll even apologize at home after this!

But we're running low on paper and ink!

: I don't mean with that sort of apology!

*Purin giggles at the duo, thinking that this is some sort of comedy duo act.*

: Wonderful, wonderful! You two are talented, yes! You should perform in front of people nano da!

We aren't a manzai team! Though don't worry as people enjoy our art still.

: Except for last week, which I'm still angry you did! I can't believe you had me be a part of that terrible blog!

I blame having many anthills. While they didn't make a mountain it was as if fire ants attacked instead of regular ones and took me down in sheer numbers.

: Then, everything changed when the Fire Ant Nation attacked. But you still have to apologize to Zettai! And more directly than just recanting your previous blog and trying to fool everyone with that dumb synopsis!

B-but that would be a sexy kind of apology, and I-I'd rather not do it in front of Purin...

: Do what in front of Purin-nano da? It sounds like you're having fun!

*Purin pushes herself into the conversation, surprising Topaz as her face is right by his.*

AH! N-nothing important!

: He just needs to apologize to someone before we continue the blog...

: I see, I'll allow you to do that then. Besides, I have to get my birds back!

I do suppose that those were probably well-trained.

: They're going to be my family's dinner nano da!

W-wait, you can't eat those!

: Topaz will take your family out to eat!

*He whispers to Riri.*

They have a big family of big eaters, Riri. There's no way that I can afford that.

: I blame you playing too many video games. And no problem, just take them to a buffet or something.

Eh, wynaut I suppose.

: Whooo! But I still need to catch them for my act otherwise. You do your own thing, nano da~

Sounds good to me, and hopefully Zettai accepts my apology.

*Purin goes to find her birds while Topaz begins the next interlewd...*



==Body==
===Build===
There are some issues with Purin's body, but they aren't bad ones. She is the youngest of the girls and the token loli, and as a result she doesn't have many curves. She is also in a show for young girls and thus doesn't have much opportunity to show off (though still better than girls shows these days, which seem to troll beach episodes). Surprisingly we do have measurements though, and Purin is 138 cm and 32 kg which shows off how small she really is. Her blood type is O as well. Pixiv gives her stats at 68-56-70, but I've found no sources for that so it may just be them making things up. But Purin is still a light and acrobatic girl, able to do stunts such as flips and other similar things easily. She also bends over and does a somersault during her transformation and attacks, showing off a surprising focus on her ass. It also helps that she has a monkey tail pop out of her ass which gives it a little more focus again. Sadly she wears poofy leotard with connected shorts, which hides her likely small ass which is unfortunate. And I can't forget to mention that, as a Chinese girl, Purin has slightly darker/tanned skinned compared to the other girls. It is a little hard to tell at times though, but considering the show is for young girls Purin still does quite nicely.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Not surprisingly, especially after the previous area mentioned how young she looks, Purin doesn't have much of a chest. She's pretty much flat, and isn't too concerned with it either. She might be a little proud, not being embarrassed to get caught in her swimsuit unlike the other girls. That said, this is a kid's show so I would hope they wouldn't make unjokes like that. Overall Purin's slender body does pretty well here.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Purin has a fair amount of outfits which means she does pretty well here. She seems to usually wear her orange Chinese outfit (I'm not sure the technical term, as it looks gi-like but it's a training outfit regardless), which consists of a sleeveless shirt, shorts, and slippers. She also wears an orange waitress outfit when at the cafe which has an apron and yellow bow as well as cute frills all over. Her magical girl outfit is yellow as well, though it seems to be a one piece with poofy shorts as mentioned before. She also wears bands on her forearms, brown gloves without fingers, and strapped socks. She also uses a tambourine, though while she shows her ass I'm not sure if she smacks it like Cure Sunshine does. Other outfits that Purin wears includes a more formal white Chinese outfit with shorts, a princely elegant outfit with poofy shoulders (though that might just be official art), a green two-piece swimsuit with a zippered chest, a panda leotard, and probably more that I can't remember. It's sorta unfortunate that her pants are problematic, but overall I like Purin's wardrobe both as far as the Chinese theme and the color-coding even if it may have been stolen by Toei for Cures eventually.
Grade: B+

*Topaz puts his arms out and a Purin falls into them.*

: Nice catch, Topaz. But what were you doing up on that building?

: Catching birds nano da!

*She proudly holds up her pigeon pen which has the doves kept inside. They are comfy so do not worry.*

It's a good thing we were here, or else you would have had a big fall! Unless you use acrobatics and keep yourself from falling, I suppose.

: What, was doing a butt-stomp at the end not a good enough reference?

Asses are indeed great, but I left that for you to think of. Not that I'm horribly mamocentric, even if it seems that way. I mean, I am still fairly mamocentric and I shouldn't bother my friends with that terrible trait...

: Do not worry, as they still support your tastes just as much as you support theirs! Just remember not to be all baby-like again like last week.

I again shall try not to. But it seems that every year there's some incident in either January. I blame getting giddy around New Years or my birthday.

: But last week was almost a full month after your birthday!

It's not my fault it boiled up then, but I shouldn't have had such a terrible idea regardless. But enough about talking about last week-

: You're just saying that because of how awful it was, but let's not beat a dead cow. At least I hope Gisen is a DEAD cow.

I'm certain that Yukimura and Matabei and the others are kicking her intensely to this day. Anyway, let's not get distracted. This is Purin's blog today, so what do you think so far?

: I've barely been able to hear it, as I was chasing birds.

Understandable, but hopefully you've been enjoying your time with us.

: Of course! Though I wonder what all this “apology” thing is...

W-wait, you heard that?

: I have great ears nano da!

: Y-you didn't hear any specifics, did you?

: No, why?

Because it is very adult stuff and we don't want to scare children. They'll complain to their parents and get the blog shut down. And let's not put ideas in my villain's heads!

: Anyway, I'm sure I know where this segue is going, so how about Purin gets going so that we can go to the next interlewd?

Sounds like someone is impatient... But I understand, as this saves me space for writing. Let's take a short break...



==Mind==
===Personality===
Purin is a pretty great character, even if not everything about her appeals to me. She's the hyperactive type of girl, never able to sit still but fortunately she's not overly annoying about it (though that may be different for the characters in the show). She loves to perform and does a lot of stunts including plate-spinning or fire-breathing, not to mention being a street performer before she series began. Speaking of that though, she uses that to finance her many younger siblings, as their father is often gone and her mother died before the series began. Purin is the youngest among the Mews, but as the oldest sister it became her responsibility to look after her many siblings. This gives her a nice responsible side to play off her normally silly side, especially because even with her family being so poor she maintains a positive attitude. As mentioned before she is a performer, but as her father is a martial artist she knows a lot of moves as well. Purin is also a big eater, but she's also really good with housework (which she'd have to be to take care of her siblings) and that's always a positive. Overall Purin is a fun and funny girl who is silly, hyperactive, and talented in many things but who also knows how to be serious as well. Hisayo Mochizuki isn't too well known, but she voices Purin and gives a great voice. It is a higher-pitched voice, but that's fine and it fits the young Mew quite well. Sadly Hisayo doesn't have many other big roles, only having Valkyrie in the UFO Valkyrie anime as her other major role (though Yachiru from Bleach might be well known, even if I don't know the show too well). She also has Purin speak in Chinese sometimes (sadly I do not know it well enough to do that in the blog), and she has the vocal tic of “Nano da” which is cute too. Overall while not too outstanding I do like Purin, much like the other girls in the series.
Grade: B

===Libido==
This is a surprising place for Purin, as she does fairly well. She doesn't show much interest at first, but about halfway she gets captured by Tarte who is an enemy. He's also a shota, if that matters, and the two seem to get along to the point where he helps her escape. She also cries over his defeat, and in the manga the two seem to share a kiss! There's also an episodic character who is set up to be Purin's fiance, but while he does everything right they really didn't hit it off and he leaves at the end of the episode to never be seen again. Finally, Purin takes Ichigo's first kiss, but while she made a big deal it wasn't much of a problem as Ichigo was a cat at the time. Overall pretty good, as Purin shows a lot of interest in Tarte.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Purin, like the other Mew Mew girls, has ages all over the place. I'll at least feature the Japanese series age, as I would consider that the most official and true to what was intended. She's eleven or twelve in the anime, as her birthday is August 7th and the series goes past that date (though I'm not sure exactly when). This does mean that she's the youngest of the group, but being a responsible older sister does help a little. She's also a sixth grader, from what I've read at least. For the silly English dub she's aged up to 14, though I'm not sure if she's that age in the other dubs or they gave her an accurate age. If you think that's bad, Purin was 8-9 in the TokyoPop early manga, which is a complete failure. Overall I'm mainly going off her Japanese age, which is a little young for my tastes but not too bad otherwise.
Grade: B-

Total Grades: 70
Average score: 7.8
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for this week! Did you enjoy it, Purin?

*Purin is currently juggling a hoop on her nose as she balances one foot on a ball.*

: Hmm? I wasn't quite listening. But I'm sure that it was quite good and fair nano da!

: Perhaps it was for the best that she didn't hear about your blog...

Why? Did I do something wrong again? Please tell me, as I have a poor sense of direction sometimes!

: N-Nothing terrible, especially compared to last week! In fact, I think Zettai should enjoy this blog. But rather, it's good that the innocent preteen Purin didn't hear about his... escapades..

Nice way to put what he does, not that I mind of course. I want to support his love as he certainly deserves and needs it! I just hope he enjoys it!

*Purin hops off the ball and stands beside Topaz.*

: This was a lot of fun, nano da! But do you want to be part of my act as well, Topaz?

Of course! I'd love to help out!

: Well then, let's take a look at this hoop...

*Purin shows off the hoop to Riri, Topaz, and anyone else watching.*

Looks like a plain hoop.

: Oh? Is this going to be more magic? Neat!

: Nano da. Now, watch as Topaz magically disappears!

D-DISA-

*Purin interrupts Topaz but tossing the hoop over his head. He disappears without a trace, and she even picks up the hoop. Riri looks shocked, and the onlookers toss out money into Purin's hat.*

: W-wait! Bring him back! We still need to discuss next week's girl!

: Not to worry, Ririchiyo! After all, is THIS your card nano da?

*Purin then pulls a card out of her sleeve and shows it to Ririchiyo.*

: I-I don't get it, as I didn't pick out a card beforehand...

: Just take a look!

*Riri takes the card and looks at it. Instead of a regular card face it is a blue bird with a leaf and a yen in its beak.*

: I don't get it. It's a shame as it seems like a clue to where Topaz is...

: Indeed, nano da! He went to the girl hinted here. As a hint that leave can make genies drunk, though an easier one is that it's a cool flavor that mixes well with chocolate chip nano da! Though some compare the taste to toothpaste.

: Toothpaste...? Humm...

: Or maybe you can find a “blue bird” who happens to have a lot of money? Sounds like someone I know too, nano da.

: OH! Now I get it! It seems that Topaz is having another one of his theme months. Bound to be better than KiraKira month, even though the girls are similar... But anyway, seems this is the time that we have to get going. Thanks for reading everyone!

: Xie xie!
Posted by emperortopaz | Sep 5, 7:18 AM | 0 comments


==Head==
Hair: B+
Eyes: A-
Face: B+

==Body==
Build: C+
Chest: B-
Clothes: B-

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B+
Age: B

Total Grade: 73
Comments: I probably overrated Shizune back in the day, as I was excited that the game was finally completed. I haven't really touched it since doing her blog, which shows how much I cared about it probably. Shizune is a fairly basic meganekko, one that likes to win and is deaf. She also has a terrible NTR choice, but I do like how she ties the lead up against a chair thus preventing him from “speaking” before taking advantage of him. Her body isn't that good as Western designs are a little more lumpy than I'd like, and even the erotic scenes aren't that good either. Though it is cool that Raita, the artist for various FGO characters including Raikou and Shuten had the precursor image of this series as an extra page in one of his doujins. Also I have no idea why a lot of Western VNs tend to be "meta" either, but it's a stupid trend that needs to stop (and I'm not a fan of sad or cruel portions either, but that's more of a personal preference as it happens in Japanese VNs as well).
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==Head==
Hair: B
Eyes: B
Face: B+

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: B
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: A-
Libido: B
Age: B

Total Grade: 74
Comments: Madoka gets a lot of help thanks to the new scale (both with her body and her age). Her libido is also helped slightly by the movie, with her and Homura nudging each other cutely. Other than that there isn't too much to talk about. About the only change is that time has gone by so that I can discuss Madoka's goddess form (and being fair I'm better with her pink hair and pink/yellow eyes respectively). Magica Record does seem to have a kimono outfit, but I don't know a lot about that game unfortunately.
====


Wriggle Nightbug
from
the Touhou series


==Head==
Hair: B
Eyes: B
Face: B

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: B
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: C
Age: B

Total Grade: 68
Comments: Wriggle getting a much better grade like the insect girl deserves, though she probably deserves more. Sadly she's not too noteworthy, and nothing about her body is too memetic (shame that the firefly doesn't get more ass pics, but I suppose that would be strange). Well, other than her kick but still. She also hasn't made many appearances in newer games (other than as a background character) which is unfortunate.
====


==Head==
Hair: B-
Eyes: C
Face: B-

==Body==
Build: C+
Chest: B
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B+
Age: B

Total Grade: 66
Comments: We go from one reverse trap to another. Haruhi does a little worse, but that's because I'm not a fan of her design. She may be a reverse trap but it's a shame she doesn't have her long hime cut like she did in the past, and to ruin her further she rarely wears her glasses. Due to Ouran being a shoujo series her body is fairly slender and she doesn't have much of a figure which hurts her (though her flat chest does a lot better now). She also ends up marrying Tamaki who I disliked (even back then I disliked Mamoru Miyano I suppose xD), but they do have children so she seems to do alright for libido.
====


==Head==
Hair: B
Eyes: B
Face: A

==Body==
Build: B+
Chest: B-
Clothes: A-

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B+
Age: B

Total Grade: 78
Comments: I still really like Umishou's art style, particularly the faces (which lack noses). Amuro herself is pretty good, though she could use longer hair but I do like her X's. I can't remember if she got any glorious moments like with Mirei who broke a camera by giving herself a wedgie, but I don't think that Amuro had anything quite that good (that's some stiff competition, after all). Being married to the lead and having a kid helps though, and overall Amuro doesn't change all that much.
====


==Head==
Hair: A
Eyes: B
Face: A-

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: C+
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: B+
Libido: B
Age: A+

Total Grade: 79
Comments: Overall Tifa still does really well, which isn't surprising as she's a really great girl for me. She was one of the girls that got me to like the actiony/monk-type of girl like Momoyo, and in general I think of her as being extremely sexy. She does get a lot of chest moments, such as her stretching after battle in the original games. There was also the whole big hooplah involving people thinking that she was downgraded for the remake, but that shows how stupid people are. The company only said that they wanted to restrict her chest, as in a supportive way, and it was blown out of hand due to a translation error. People are idiots, but I still like Tifa. Also MAL needs images of the older version, even if that doesn't fit the anime she's from, as the CG version looks awkward compared to all the other girls in my re-reviews.
====


==Head==
Hair: C+
Eyes: C+
Face: B-

==Body==
Build: D
Chest: D-
Clothes: C-

==Mind==
Personality: C
Libido: B-
Age: B-

Total Grade: 46
Comments: Being fair Chiharu probably deserves even worse. She does get some points for winning, but that's ruined by how submissive she seems to be (at least judging by the anime, I'm not sure for the manga as that has a lot more content). And of course Eiken is terrible when it comes to mamocentric issues, with Chiharu being one of the main offenders. It doesn't help that her chest seems to become bigger as the manga goes on, which gives a big reason why no one should read it. In general she's from a terrible series and is used mainly for (mamocentric) fanservice.
====


==Head==
Hair: A-
Eyes: A-
Face: A

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: B
Clothes: A-

==Mind==
Personality: B+
Libido: B
Age: A+

Total Grade: 87
Comments: Overall Sawako does quite well, if a little worse than previously. I suppose it isn't surprising as it's been a long time since her series aired, and my scale has changed a bit too. Fortunately she doesn't get much fanservice of the mamocentric kind, but in general she doesn't get much at all. No surprise as KyoAni were somewhat prude-ish with this series, even censoring striped panties stupidly and trolling ass-lovers. It does help that Sawako is about ten years out of high school, placing her around 25 or 26 which is sexy, and her official birthday seems to be January 31st 1984 which is cool. Pixiv also mentions that she's 165 cm tall and weighs 56 kg. She needs more ass shots, especially as she's a teacher, and I wouldn't mind her glasses having bigger lenses and frames. But Sawako is still really cool.
====


==Head==
Hair: B-
Eyes: C
Face: B

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: B
Clothes: B+

==Mind==
Personality: B+
Libido: B
Age: A

Total Grade: 73
Comments: Nice is a great girl, though she does lose some points due to being so scarred. I really wish that I could appreciate her more, but especially with her eyepatch she's a little off-putting. Still, she has Yuu Kobayashi as a VA which is great, and she might be older than I previously thought. It helps that Jacuzzi have been childhood friends and he's rather feminine-looking. Still, Nice is a very unique explosion-loving girl that deserves more love.
====


Senka Arima
from
the art of Kashiwamochi Yomogi


==Head==
Hair: A
Eyes: A
Face: A

==Body==
Build: A-
Chest: B
Clothes: A

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B
Age: B+

Total Grade: 87
Comments: Senka does a lot better, especially thanks to me realizing how great her slender body is. Mostly slender, as her lower half is pretty meaty like her younger sister Senne (though sadly I still prefer Senne's darker hair and meatier overall body). Senka does have a bit more ass service, which is kinda unfortunate as that's the stereotype for flat girls but it does mean that we get a good look at her nice ass quite a bit. Her libido is high like her sister, and I really want to see the two more often! Though I will mention that Senka does get some breast envy, which is unfortunate as otherwise her flat chest would do far better!
Posted by emperortopaz | Sep 5, 7:18 AM | 0 comments
August 29th, 2019
This is the Five-hundred-and-sixtieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz, Ririchiyo, and Éclair are standing in front of the dojo from a few weeks past. A dramatic wind blows past them as the look at the large doors.*

: It looks a lot more ominous than when we were here last, Topaz.

I blame the dark clouds, likely foreshadowing a battle with a villain.

: Should we not go inside to confront her then?

But the longer we stay out here the less we'll have to deal with this terrible villain. And the less we'll see of her devious plan.

: That is true, but if we stay out here too long the plot will progress without us. Then we'll hit a bad ending!

But I don't WANT to be vacuumed into space!

: I doubt that any one would-wait, was that a reference?

That it was. Though Riri is right, as we have to go headlong into this dojo. Forward!

: Wait, shouldn't we have discussed some sort of plan or something?!

: You can't think that just charging inside would be a good idea!

But that's how I get all the speedruns on Mario Maker! That, abusing Automatic Mario stages, and looking for loopholes. Now, FORWARD!

*Topaz opens the door and walks in, with the two girls following him. They're greeted with a dark-skinned girl with an eye patch, but more offensive is that she's sitting on the two previous girls (meaning Yukimura and Matabei) as if they were a throne.*

What's going on here?!

: My my, such a pleasure to see you too, Topaz. I was afraid you'd never show up, so I took these two hostage. I hope that you wouldn't mind...

Of course I do! Those girls are dominant and shouldn't be in such a submissive pose! Especially not for you!

: Oh ho ho, but it is so much fun to abuse them. They don't mind either, so just watch!

*She smacks Matabei's ass, which jiggles from the impact.*

: AH! My ass is nothing but useless flab, mistress! Obviously my chest is superior, even though my butt is so much bigger!

: That is correct! I am so jealous of your big boobies that I had to pad my chest, thus improving my loli body!

: W-what sort of sick thing IS this? You're doing nothing but causing useless pain on your shoulders! And you, obviously you should show off your ass proudly rather than be so generically mamocentric!

: Éclair just met those two and she's already found the changes that she made...

: Wait, what do you mean “SHE”?

: That is correct, slender poochie.

Éclair isn't a poochie! If anything that's Yukikaze!

: Only with worse fanservice!

Darn inflatable poochies! The only thing that would be worst would be if she was a pink lead!

: O-oh? Something wrong with Millhiore-sama?

Not her, she's fine. It's more the Cures that I mean.

: You know, I wonder why people are so afraid of your blog. Half the time you talk about random things that don't even matter!

I have a very “train of thought”-type of writing. Though that does mean that I tend to write without thinking most times.

: “Most” times? It's more like ALL the time, and this is why you never remember anything.

That's true. I have a bad memory about this type of thing. But even I can see how terrible you're treating those girls!

: But can you see why kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Propaganda. But that's not what I'm concerned with. Instead, I shall defeat you and save these two!

: Oh ho ho! I shall like to see you try, as you could never be able to defeat me! And who said that there were only TWO?

W-what do you mean?

: You FIEND! Who else have you hypnotized!

: Wait, I thought you could only use your power on one person at a time.

: Quiet you. Let's just say that thanks to Sealed Despair I gained the ability to use this as much as I want.

That sounds like trouble! Let's get the cyborg insect to create an anti-mind control item!

: We can't depend on him, Topaz! He's far too broken when combined with the glasses guy!

That is a fair point... Anyway, before we get distracted further bring out your other subjects!

: There's but two more, but if you insist...

*She then snaps her fingers, and from around the dojo building come out two familiar figures. They seem to be mind controlled like Yukimura and Matabei.*

Kan'u! Ryuubi! What did she do to you?!

: Is it not obvious? Gisen is queen, and thus we shall not disobey her!

: That is correct, as we shall make sure that you regret even starting to do this blog!

But I haven't even started yet!

: I think she means blogs in general. But I doubt that anything you can do will make him regret his terrible blogs. (W-well, they aren't REALLY that bad, especially now that he's revising a lot of them, but still).

: And whose fault is that? I believe that you mentioned that you do not need to wait to begin a villain's blog?

That's true, and as much as I regret to say it I shall announce that...



: Good good...

*Gisen gets up and temples her fingers. Yukimura and Matabei stand up and walk over to where Ryuubi and Kan'u are standing.*

: Is it not funny? Usually the hero is the one with a party on his side, using the advantage of numbers. However, here I am with most of your monthly girls on my side!

: We'll never let you use them to hurt Topaz!

: Hurt? Oh no no. I'm not planning on HURTING the one that shall be my master samurai...

: You aren't? But then why do you have so many girls?

: To make the TORTURE that much more painful. But Topaz isn't the one that will be in pain.

W-what do you mean?

: Don't you know? We're going to please you with our soft bodies...

: And that obviously means our big breasts, as there's nothing better than “tucking” you between them! I bet you'll love going to bed with us!

N-no! Stop it you two! You know better than this! Don't let Gisen manipulate you!

: I'll even play with you too, because I have no reason to like any other guy who would like my gross smelly ass!

Not you too! Stop saying crazy things like that, as you're definitely Zettai's girl! And you should focus on ass service, rather than doing what Gisen says!

: I may not be as stacked as the others, but I'll please you like the oppai loli that I'll fake being! Hestia is bestia!

Nonsense! You should be yourself and proud of your body! Stop trying to throw yourselves at me, especially in such mamocentric ways!

: They can't hear you, as they're under my manipulation! OH HO HO! Surely your friends will realize what kind of mamocentric fiend you are, caring only about breasts! Though that's not surprising as that's the ONLY thing guys care about!

You need to stop spouting such vocal diarrhea, Gisen! I'll do my blog about you, and as such you'll see there's far more things that guys like me care about!

: You'll never be able to concentrate with your manhood captive between our massive breasts, Topaz!

: Indeed. We'll distract you to the point where Gisen will get full points. Like she deserves! And I'll get the breast service instead of my smelly ass getting attention!

: Being fair your ass is quite stinky, but you won't lay one breast on Topaz with us around!

*Éclair and Ririchiyo get between the girls and Topaz, blocking the three coming closer.*

: Do you really think that you can deal with a disadvantage both in combat strength and numbers? We'll take care of you flat girls easily, then we'll introduce Topaz to a fluffy heaven with three pies!

: She's right. But we'll delay you as well as we can! Topaz, get to work!

: That's right! With his ability to weaken them we'll surely be able to stop them from assaulting Topaz!

: ASS-aulting? No way, as asses are gross and disgusting!

There is no truth in that, and I can see you tearing up as if your real soul is trying to poke out of the hypnosis. Alright, I'll be sure to break the mind control with my blog! You girls hold out as well as you can!

*Éclair and Riri nod, the former drawing her dual daggers while the latter transforms. Gisen laughs from their attempt, looking up to see a certain loli sneaking into the building behind them.*

: Oh ho ho! If only you knew the danger you were getting into...

I think it's more YOU that should know what I think about you, and with that let's begin!

==Head==
===Hair===
Gisen has pretty alright hair. It's white, or maybe a grey or silver color (it's hard to tell with the shading in some scenes) which isn't bad and goes well with her dark skin (or at least I think so). Her hair is about shoulder blade length in back, meaning it's about medium-length and pretty good. Her sides are about that long as well, going down to her chest which is a sign that she might be trying too hard for cover hair moments. I do like how her hair frames her face well though. There are a few strands that stick out in back, which look somewhat cute. Gisen also has a long middle bang, which goes to her nose (it doesn't bother her much due to her eye patch I'm guessing). Overall while Gisen is fairly terrible this is one of her more alright areas.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
There are a lot of issues I have with Gisen, and this is one of those areas. She wears an eye patch over her right eye (I think), covering up her nice heterochromia. Her left eye is green while her right one is red, indicating her power which is cool. The latter makes her a little more special, as green is kinda overused (not necessarily in this show, but blue is which is close). Kinda a shame she hides it, but I suppose her right eye is magical so she uses the eye patch to contain her power. Kinda like a chuunibyou would, only Gisen actually has the ability to manipulate minds.That said, not everything is bad about Gisen's eyes. I do like her tsurime, at least from what I can tell, and she has strong eyelashes and corners. Not that the eyelashes can be seen too well in the anime, but that's alright. Her red eye is a pretty color and I like how it has a snake-like pupil as well (looking a little different from most of the other eyes in the series). Overall Gisen does pretty well, but I don't like even the pattern of her eye patch and it would be better if her red eye was shown more often.
Grade: B-

===Face===
Gisen has a fairly average face for the series, with nothing too interesting about her. I do like the series, but she just doesn't appeal to me too much. It doesn't help that her eye patch takes up like a quarter or more of her face either. I will say that I like her simple small nose that often isn't more than a line or two. She also has a slightly curved chin which helps too. The problem with Gisen is that she's more dull than anything else, but overall I don't mind the shape of her face or her features either. She's just kinda boring, unlike the fun Yukimura or serious Matabei. Though speaking of the latter I will mention that Gisen has dark skin, though I'll mention that later.
Grade: B

: KYAA! I am defeated!

*With a monotone gasp Kan'u is slashed by Rirchiyo's naginata, leaping backwards but acting (poorly) as if she's more damaged.*

: Come on, I know that you can take more punishment than that!

: That's right, Riri! Hurt me more!

: OH HO HO! What's the matter, Riri? Don't like hurting one of Topaz's favorites? Just remember that he's far more attracted to a curvy girl like her than a flat useless girl like you!

I don't know, from my view Riri is QUITE curvy...

*Ririchiyo covers her spats ass in embarrassment.*

: N-now isn't the time for that, Topaz! (though I do appreciate the compliments. Man, this battle must be tougher, as my heart sure is beating fast...)

Darn it, I guess this counts as inside enough to not be able to ride a bike in!

: I don't get it, but I don't care-SKYCRACKING CROSS!

*Éclair uses a special move, sending an X-shaped blast at Ryuubi and Matabei. They fall much like Kan'u did.*

: I knew that I should read rather than battle! Kyaahhh!

: So powerful-ouchies!

*The bad acting is obvious, but Gisen still looks shocked. Proving that her acting is at least slightly better.*

: Oh no! My minions! Whatever shall I do!

Great job, both of you! I suppose that it's a little anti-climatic, but-

: I'm not complaining. I was expecting a more difficult battle, but seems that this plot is going easy on us.

: Don't say something like that! It'll only make things become worse!

: That's right, as I have a trick or two up my sleeve... Or should I say-

If you say between your breasts I'm going to run up there and punch you in the face Touma-style.

: I would say that she deserves that anyway, especially after what she did to these poor girls!

: The girls are just acting like women should-submissive and mamocentric! Though you didn't forget about another girl, did you?

What do you mean...

*She points to the top of the dojo building, where there is a loli-looking girl. She has a huge fan behind her and is smirking while holding fans of her own.*

: While you idiots were fooling around with the “big” girls I used that advantage to power myself up! Take this, WIND FOCUS!

*Yukimura then blasts wind at Topaz and the others, not necessarily flapping her fan as that would look goofy but still bringing down cyclone-like winds on them.*

: TOPAZ! LOOK OUT!

*Éclair leaps in front of Topaz, absorbing the hits for him. On the other hand Riri implants her naginata into the ground, holding steady even against the fierce winds. Yukimura eventually runs out of energy, leaping down to confront Riri and Éclair. Kan'u, Ryuubi, and Matabei stand up too.*

: OH HO HO! It is so much better to give you the illusion of winning and then having it be stolen away, as the looks on your face is PRICELESS!

: Your winds were nothing! I barely took any damage at-

*Suddenly Éclair's clothes burst off again, leaving her in her striped bra and panties. Though even the latter are heavily shredded as her fat doggirl ass is sticking out. Riri's clothes also reveal more of her body, but fortunately she's not too exposed. Éclair still covers her self and squats down, her ass in front of Topaz.*

: all... D-don't look, Topaz!

I'll try not to, but your ass is right there!

: Now isn't the time for fanservice, Topaz!

: Why does this always happen to me in battles?!

: To show off your useless bony body to Topaz. Wasn't that obvious? And with you out due to modesty all I'll have to do is defeat Ririchiyo and there will be nothing standing between Topaz and horrible mamocentric fan unservice!

: We'll make sure to “service” you properly as well!

: As long as I'm still here and awake you'll never reach Topaz!

If only there was a way that one or more of those girls would be out for the count...

*Suddenly Ryuubi's skirt explodes, as does most of her panties, showing off the meganekko's ass.*

: Oh no! Kan-chan, my clothing burst off! It must have been Yukimura's windy attack!

: I can see that... W-wait, I have to concentrate on this battle!

: I apologize, but we'll have to take care of this youkai. Then we can manipulate him into ruining his blog with mamocentric imagery!

*Matabei's fundoshi back pops open, showing off her brown ass. She tries hard to cover it, but to no avail as her brown cheeks are so massive.*

: Oh no! Did my wind make you rip your fundoshi too, Matabei?

: S-sure... Your “wind”... I-I certainly didn't rip anything else with my fat ass...

: W-wait, what is that stench? It's extremely disgusting!

: I imagine that Zettai would enjoy it though. But at least now the battle is still a little more even. But don't forget to continue the blog to give me a boost!

But of course! And I'm not just saying that due to all the great asses I can see either...

: GET TO WORK!

==Body==
===Build===
As mentioned previously, before I was rudely interrupted, Gisen has dark skin. It's cool that this show has more than one dark-skinned girl, though it's a shame one is Gisen. Still, she looks pretty good even though she sadly lacks measurements. She also has a slender figure and a nice waist and navel, like most of the girls on the show I suppose. She's not afraid to show off, though the main issue is that she's mamocentric and that would be more an issue with the next area. It still infects the rest of Gisen's body though. I will mention that she does have a “good” buttshot or two, and like the other girls her ass looks quite nice, but there are two problems. And I don't mean the below area either for that kind of joke. First off is that most of Gisen's ass shots are in panties, and compared to Matabei Gisen's plain white panties are relatively boring. The second problem is that Matabei exists and is the main ass girl of the series. Not that I wouldn't want girls to be more fair and show off their asses, of course, but comparing the two where Matabei gets a lot of ass shots both in the series and official art compared to Gisen who gets very little attention it's not a fair battle. It's like saying that Signum has a good ass, when she rarely shows it compared to someone like Fate. Though I apologize to Signum for being compared to Gisen but I imagine you understand. Overall Gisen isn't bad, but rather it's more that it's disappointing especially when she has such an assy dark-skinned costar.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
As mentioned before Gisen is very mamocentric. This is in both seasons too, as she gives one of the girls advice which includes showing off her chest to the extreme as a maid. She also uses her chest a lot in seduction attempts, including both marshmallowing and paizuri. No, not “attempts”, she actively is able to “tuck” him between her chest and the other girls catch him. Granted nothing is shown, but considering how little service asses get this seems quite offensive. Really this wouldn't be as offensive if Muneakira admired Matabei's ass more and there were ass scenes, but even then it would be quite offensive as that sort of thing should only be in hentai series. She might be the bustiest girl, but comparing her and Juubei is difficult I'd say. Both are quite big, and when not censored with ink splats both have small nipples. Overall Gisen is extremely awful here, forcing herself on the lead with mamocentric scenes and causing him to get punished (despite Gisen being the one that's a problem).
Grade: D-

===Clothes===
Gisen does alright here, even if it is a little dull. Her usual outfit is a white school uniform with a very light blue collar and cuffs, a short white skirt, a yellow string at her chest tied in a bow (likely to show off her generous brown cleavage), black gloves, and inward-leaning black thighhighs. She wields a black, scissor-styled blade with teal butterfly and flower designs on it, way before Ryuuko used her scissorblade. It can come apart as well. Another common outfit, and more of a casual outfit, is a Yukata-like robe with open front and short skirt, sorta like a robe that a person would wear out of the bath. Gisen also has her black maid outfit with big shoulders, gloves, and apron that also shows off quite a bit of cleavage, as well as a black bikini with mesh cleavage. Overall the main issue with Gisen's outfits is, no surprise, that they are very mamocentric. Oh, and as mentioned previously she wears plain white panties which are really dull.
Grade: B-

*With a swing of her weapon, Riri slashes at Yukimura. Her shirt busts open, releasing two familiar faces.*

: We're free! We're free!

Careful, they're drawing near!

*The two slimes run off, with Yukimura reaching for them.*

: Nooo! They were the perfect size and bounciness that I needed!

You're perfect enough as it is now! You don't need enhancements, and certainly not ones that are sentient!

: But how am I going to be able to give Topaz the puff puff he deserves!

I wouldn't want that to happen, as I'm no Cursed King!

: That's enough dumb references for now, Topaz! Shouldn't you be getting back to the blog?

: Nonsense. Have you seen how terrible I've been doing? I'd rather kill Topaz than find out how pathetic I do!

Pathetic would be a great word for you!

: Oh, Master! Keep mocking me!

Stop being such a poor masochist!

: I suppose you do like sadists more. Well then, how about I do THIS!

*Gisen uses her ability to freeze Ririchiyo in ice, so much so that she can barely move.*

: T-this doesn't look good... Though it would have been refreshing a few weeks ago...

Just chill for now, Riri!

: Please tell me that pun was unintended...

Uhhh.... *looks to the side.*

: *sigh* I should have known.

: Oh ho ho! It would appear that you've lost all your minions, Topaz. If you beg for mercy I'm sure that all the girls, with me of course included, will take you to the soft three pies valley you desire so much!

They're not minions, but rather partners and friends! And don't count me out, as I was preparing for this! SUMMON GIRL!

*A mystical circle appears under Topaz's body, and a girl emerges from the sky. He catches her, even if she's not from the same type of series.*

: Merci, Topaz! I was afraid I'd fall to the ground.

Of course not, though your show does deserve its score to be on the floor.

: I come here to help you, and you still mock my show?

Sorry. Bad habits are hard to break.

: So you bring a girl from a terrible series to aid you? You must be desperate, though I'd imagine you'd much rather have three pies instead of working with a girl from THAT show!

I'd rather get one off screen, and not in such a forced manner! Not to mention that you're manipulating the girls to do it, and Matabei doesn't deserve to be forced into mamocentric service either! You're what's so wrong with anime today!

: You're just unable to see my genius! Kan'u, get her!

: Right away.

: W-wait, why is everyone so naked? TOPAZ!

Hey, don't blame me when it's your show that's so reserved!

: I blame parents groups. They won't even allow PriChan girls to wear swimsuits at the beach!

Down with dresses! But speaking of which, how about we get going on the blog.

: Didn't you just talk about clothing?

Good point, but let's continue from there!

: But first...

*Ririchiyo becomes her demon form and breaks free of the ice. She steps between Topaz and his opponents, only to feel Kan'u's weapon clang against hers.*

==Mind==
===Personality===
Gisen was first seen as an innocent girl, but it was all a ruse to get into the heroes base. She's secretly a villain, using them to further her plans of resurrecting her former general Amakusa Shirou. This can only happen once every thousand years though, so once the heroes stop it (and when she was thought to be dead) she's able to return in the second season to help fight but mostly just bum around. She acts very perverse as well, though in a poor way as despite seeming sadistic in battle and in various other ways she's passive when it comes to romance. Though I suppose that's more an issue with the next area. Still, she's quite powerful but I don't know if it was worth bringing her back. She can control ice as a Master Samurai, and as mentioned before her eye can manipulate minds (though only one person at a time and they'd have to be looking at her at the time). Finally Gisen is voiced by Kaoru Mizuhara, who has a nice erotic voice but one that's wasted on Gisen and her horrible moments. Kaoru also did girls like Tokiyo from Himote House, Misao from Lucky Star, and Puck from Berserk. Overall she's a poor villain and returns in the second season for no good reason, just for poor fanservice and such.
Grade: C+

===Libido==
As mentioned earlier Gisen does offer paizuri, but even then the appeal isn't really there. She seems to just be doing it under the presumption that “all guys like it” which is factually wrong and that sort of thinking has likely ruined this generation and its anime. What makes it worse is that, while Gisen is a little forceful, she also tries way too hard to be submissive and falls into the issue that so many “masochist” characters have. She even thinks of the General and Samurai relationship being that of master and save. As mentioned earlier she also often teases Muneakira and gets caught in a compromising position, for which he gets punished for. I will also mention that she's a little yuri for the other girls, being quite the free spirit especially with Juubei as the two share a DVD special together. It's also terrible because she's pointed out to be “sadistic” but her libido makes her far too submissive for something like that.
Grade: C-

===Age===
Gisen's age is unknown, as like Juubei she comes out of the sky. She also considers Juubei her older sister by calling her “oneesama” but I'm not sure if that's just Gisen trying to be cuter. She's also from the past it seems, as she was Amakusa's servant back in the day and is trying to revive him, but I think that she was in hibernation in the sky rather than actually being that old. Overall Gisen does alright here.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 56
Average score: 6.2
Final Grade: C+

*Just as Topaz finishes Riri and Kan'u clang their polearms together. The shockwaves cause their clothes to rip, so Kan'u's brown ass and Riri's fat loli ass is seen.*

Nice job, Riri!

: I don't want to hear that from you, Topaz! Stop staring!

Wait, this wasn't your plan?

: If it was my plan would I be covering my ass?!

True, you'd be seducing me with it instead...

: S-stop being so perverse, Topaz!

*She pounds on Topaz cutely.*

You know if you do that your ass jiggles, right?

: One can only hope that the camera doesn't focus on that.

*Little does Riri know-*

: Narrator, stop right there!

*Fine. While Riri's ass was going to get focused on for longer we go back to the terrible Gisen.*

: That's IT? I thought that you liked me!

That doesn't mean that you don't have major issues!

: Oui! I know that well! Only Topaz only liked small parts of my show and complains about the rest!

: As he should. But look, we got through all her minions! Now we'll be able to-

: Do you really think that being naked would make them care THAT much? No, MINIONS, AFTER THEM!

*Gisen even raises her eye patch, commanding her troops with her other hand. Yukimura, Kan'u, Ryuubi, and Matabei all stand up, showing off their asses in an incredible fashion.*

: Stop that, narrator! Focus on their FAR more appealing assets, and by that I mean their racks!

You should never define breasts as “assets”! That's as bad as calling them “peach” or something!

: I don't see why you're so offended. Girls, show him a good time!

That doesn't sound very frightening...

: Non! I shall prevent you from going any further!

: Leave it to the girl from the girl's show to keep perversion from happening. (Not that I'm complaining as I wouldn't want anything pervy to happen to Topaz...)

*The four girls approach Topaz, but Ciel gets between them.

: Out of our way, small fry! You shouldn't even be here!

: I'm still one of the monthly girls, and I'll defend Topaz with all I have!

: Good luck with that! Those girls don't even care if they're naked!

: Indeed, as who would look at our asses any way? Breasts are far more attractive!

: I feel like I'm less of a lady without huge tumors weighing me down!

: Obviously asses are the inferior breasts! No one likes big, smelly asses like mine!

Quick, they're talking gibberish and poisoning my blog! Do something, Ciel!

: Don't worry, as I know just what to do-With Dreams and Hope! Let's・La・Mix It All Up!

*Ciel transforms.*

: And you mock me for my nudity...

: Non, this is different!

: At least people aren't making jokes about how Europeans go to the beach naked.

: This is no time for transformation sequences! Girls, get her!

*The four girls approach Cure Parfait.*

: To think that I would be in such trouble... Parfait Étoile!

*She blasts the four girls, absorbing the negative energy within them. They turn around and face Gisen, who looks worried.*

: W-what are you doing? You have to obey my orders!

: Do not think that you will get off that easily! I cannot believe the lies you had me spouting!

: I know! I'd never be jealous of gross tumors! Maybe Matabei's ass, but that's another point entirely!

: And you made us fight in such skimpy outfits! Not that my show was much better, but at least then I'd have a choice!

: I concur! You made a mockery of us, and now we shall get our revenge by beating up on you.

: How horrible! My minions are revolting!

No no, YOU are the one that's revolting! Especially after all the things you nearly made them do!

*Riri looks over and sees Éclair readying something. She covers Topaz's eyes from behind with her hands.*

W-what's this for, Riri? Why are you covering my eyes?

: Because it seemed like more girls would be naked and I'm so jealous *completely monotone.*

You don't need to be jealous, but I understand. A shame though I prefer covering my eyes over poking them.

: Well, I know you dislike eye damage, but that wouldn't work as you wear glasses.

That's true.

: True that all the girls will be naked, and piling onto you! Even the boring flat ones that you so like.

: Shut up! Your control over us is over!

: I purged their negative feelings.

: Then I'll just use my eye again and-

: NOT SO FAST!

*As Gisen is reaching for her eye patch Éclair throws one of her daggers. Next we see Gisen with a wounded eye, the dagger through the eye patch. Blood spurts out.*

: W-WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?

: Now you can no longer use your powers over them. Girls, get her!

: You do not need to tell us twice!

: You'll have to catch me first!

*Gisen goes to run, but steps on a slime.*

: Doo doo doo-KYA!

*The slime is alright, but Gisen slips on it and falls forward. She bounces down the steps of the dojo and lies between the four girls she once captured. Matabei uses her brush while Kan'u uses her weapon to press against the girl's neck.*

: It's over, Gisen. Give up, as you have no other choice!

: Sigh... Here I was thinking that it would be easy to get Topaz distracted. Little did I know how much he hates fun!

Your idea of fun is different than mine. I'd never betray my friends and the girls they like!

: Good boy, though the trouble comes up when you both like the same girl...

Shhh. That rarely happens!

*Ciel returns to normal.*

: Well, it would appear that everything is Très Bien right now. Glad I could help!

: I suppose that we should leave these girls to beating up Gisen. They deserve it, after all.

: AH AHH! STOP KICKING ME! Unlike the staged dagger attack your real feet are going to really make me bleed!

: GOOD. You'll bleed out a hundred times for each wrongdoing you did today!

*They continue to kick the brown eyepatch girl.*

: I-I give up! I'll never attack you again, Topaz!

: You'd better stay away from blogs for a while too!

: Oh? Time would tell-OW OW OW!

*Gisen continues to get kicked.*

: Well, it looks like the villain has been taken care of. Now what shall we do?

I suppose that we shall head towards next week's girl.

: Ooh! Any hints?

Pudding!

: Please tell me that we're not going to visit the Batman universe, Topaz.

Like I have time for Western comics, Riri. Think more about anime.

: But you already did the overinflated Sakura Trick meganekko! I can't think of anyone else!

Hmmm? Are you sure? Not like from an older show?

: Give me another hint.

: Man, after fighting Lettuce earlier this month and now this I've been in so many battles this month. It's tiring working out more than I did during the show.

There you go.

: ...Lettuce? I don't know. Is this some .hack thing?

*Topaz sighs and shakes his head.*

Well, hopefully you fans will understand better than Riri seems to be. But I know that we won't be monkeying around next time!
Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 29, 6:58 AM | 0 comments


==Head==
Hair: B+
Eyes: B
Face: A

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: B-
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: B+
Libido: B-
Age: B

Total Grade: 74
Comments: Makoto doesn't change too much, though it helps that her age is properly applied (not counting the moment near the ending where she's older, of course). She's still a great fang girl and a cute tsundere who isn't quite sure what the human world is like. She also has cute fangs, which I said even back then which was surprising. But still, Makoto is a great girl that deserved better. A shame that she appears bustier than her 81 chest would seem, especially with her ass being close at 79. And it seems that the eroge only has her do cowgirl which is fairly basic.
====


==Head==
Hair: B+
Eyes: B
Face: A

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: B
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: A-
Libido: B-
Age: B

Total Grade: 77
Comments: Shiori is a girl that needed a reblog, even if she doesn't change too much. She's a great girl that deserves more love, especially from me, but I blame girls like Mai and others being better for me at the time. Luckily I'm able to look back and change my mistakes like this. Though I will mention that she's 157 cm tall, 43 kg, and her measurements are 79/53/80. I forgot to mention them in her blog it seems. Regardless, she does have a slightly larger ass though sadly I can't remember if she shows it or not. Shiori also has missionary in the eroge version, though I don't know if she does anything else. But really, this series needs more love!
====


==Head==
Hair: B-
Eyes: A-
Face: B+

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: B
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B-
Age: B

Total Grade: 72
Comments: Overall a far better grade than Chitose got before. It's a shame that she was pushed into the “monthly meganekko” spot without more research as I was far too cruel to her. Granted she really doesn't show off her body, ass included, which is unfortunate (though she does have a bathing official image with Ayano). But I do appreciate her flatter chest more and I won't penalize her age as much either. Her eyes are fine, and I apologize for being cruel to her. Shame that she doesn't get much screentime other than for yuri jokes though, she could use a bit more depth but I suppose that this is a comedy SoL series and she's a secondary character anyway.
====


==Head==
Hair: B+
Eyes: B
Face: A-

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: B
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: A-
Libido: B
Age: B

Total Grade: 76
Comments: Kyouko does really well with the new scale as well, as her flat body is more appreciated. Though her ass isn't quite flat either, as seen in the official image where she's bending over. I don't remember if she shows fanservice in the anime proper, though. It's been a long time after all. Still, Kyouko got a good score like the girl deserves, and I'll mention that she's probably the most popular girl in the series as well. She also has a lot of shipping with both Yui and Ayano, the former having a wedding dress official image together.
====


==Head==
Hair: A
Eyes: A-
Face: B

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: B
Clothes: A

==Mind==
Personality: A-
Libido: B-
Age: C+

Total Grade: 78
Comments: Saki is a lovely meganekko, though she should wear them more often. Granted she wears goggles while playing ball, but still. She does much better with my new scale, though her age and being an elementary student is a little too young for my tastes. Still, she's got a beautiful loli body and flat chest, and in the second season she got a rival with Masami for a bit of yuri tease too.
====


==Head==
Hair: B
Eyes: B
Face: A-

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: B
Clothes: A

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B-
Age: C+

Total Grade: 73
Comments: Another poorly-blogged fang girl, Maho deserves a lot more love. She did a lot better in her personality and body, especially in her chest. Like with Saki her main problem is her young age, but otherwise she's a cute gamer-themed girl. She also obtained a pair of rivals in the second season with the Takenaka twins as well.
====


==Head==
Hair: B
Eyes: B+
Face: B+

==Body==
Build: B+
Chest: B
Clothes: A

==Mind==
Personality: A
Libido: B+
Age: C+

Total Grade: 80
Comments: It's no surprise that Tomoka does so well. She's a great KanaHana girl, with a nice body and a good official bare ass image (not to mention some nice moments in the series if I remember right). I can appreciate her pink hair and eyes more these days too (even with the sorta sidetail and ribbon), and about the only issue is, like the others, her young age. She also has a rival in Mimi, but she's most likely “wins” even if the light novels seem to end on a lackluster and non-committal note.
====


==Head==
Hair: B
Eyes: B
Face: B

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: C
Clothes: A

==Mind==
Personality: B+
Libido: C+
Age: C

Total Grade: 67
Comments: Sadly Airi isn't like the others and goes down in score. Though in fairness I probably thought too highly of her. I do like her height, but it does make the “elementary student” part of her not make as much sense. Not as much as her somewhat ample chest, at least among the younger girls. Aoi is far more mamocentric, which makes Airi seem a little better at least as far as I remember. It's still unfortunate as among the others she's very mamocentric, though having some nice assy official art does help if not much.
====


==Head==
Hair: A
Eyes: A-
Face: A

==Body==
Build: A+
Chest: B
Clothes: A-

==Mind==
Personality: A
Libido: B
Age: A

Total Grade: 92
Comments: Can't believe that I forgot to talk about this assy sniper during Zettai's birthday revisits, but she's still a great girl that defined snipers as being “assy”. The only big problems are that Yoko needs to wear her glasses a lot more (as they look really nice with her golden eyes) and that she has quite a few mamocentric moments. Still though, she's a great beauty that I suppose could be “classic” these days, and more people need to realize how great Yoko is. Also being 23 in the last few episodes is good too, even if I need to still see the movies.
====


==Head==
Hair: A
Eyes: A
Face: A-

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: C
Clothes: B-

==Mind==
Personality: A
Libido: B
Age: B+

Total Grade: 79
Comments: Asuka probably does a lot better than expected, but I really do like the band meganekko. She's got great black hair, very sexy glasses, and a great body (though she is very mamocentric at time and could use some ass shots. Like the one during the pool episode). The second season also showed off her background, what with her being abused by her mother to the point of forcing Asuka to overachieve as well as nearly leave the band. She also plays the euphonium to carry on her father's legacy which is cool (her parents had divorced a long time ago). We also can't forget the fact that she is surprised when Kumiko admits her love for her, tearing up cutely from it.
Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 29, 6:58 AM | 0 comments
August 22nd, 2019
This is the Five-hundred-and-sixtieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Riri enter a bar-like location, though without actual alcohol. As such it's more like a role-playing bar than anything else, where secrets are traded and parties are created.*

Looks like we've found the place, Riri.

: I'm surprised that she would be here.

I suppose that girls have to find ways to survive after their series have ended, though I wouldn't mind if this got picked up again. Kinda a long time since the previous season aired though...

: Plus we don't need another season of fox balloons either...

That too. Now... Where could she be.

*Topaz looks up at the various televisions that were playing various sports contests. However, a special report comes on.*

: This just in! Local assy older girl gets caught trying to steal various rare dinosaur bones by shoving them down the back of her pants. Sources say that the younger boy she brought with him was also investigated, but he was merely jealous of the bones! Further news at eleven!

: What are you doing, Topaz? Stop watching the news, as you don't even watch it enough in real life.

But this is fiction, and as such the television knows exactly what I need to know or else it isn't important!

: Already beginning with the meta jokes, and we haven't even MET-A girl yet! (Sigh, why do I keep letting him write my material...)

Great joke, Riri!

*Riri blushes from it, as while she disliked it she appreciates being praised by Topaz. Her mind races, but she blurts out a line that makes no sense otherwise.*

: I-I'll be sure to write a thank you note later then!

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but thank you for the thank you. Now, let's see if we can find the girl for today...

*Riri and Topaz look around the bar, trying to find them. However, a hooded girl sticks her leg out and Topaz trips on it. He falls to his face and takes 5 damage.*

Hey! What's the big idea!

*He stands up and sees the mysterious hooded girl.*

: Watch out, Topaz! This girl looks like she could be a villain!

True, she is wearing a hood. We've seen far too many of those lately.

: That's just because you haven't finished the designs of them...

N-nothing of the sort! But you, tell me who you are!

*The girl reveals herself as she stands up, confronting Topaz cutely.*

: Can you not tell that it's ME, idiot?

I'm not an idiot! Right now, anyway... But why did you call me here just to trip me?

: I'm going to do a lot more to you, and I don't mean the sexy kind of thing either!

Curses, I would have made a joke otherwise. H-have I become routine and boring?

: You've been routine and boring for years, Topaz.

Same as always, just business as usual then! I don't need to do anything different!

: GWAH! You need to do more though! Not just watching shows, but doing other things too!

It's not my fault that every one wants to be my friend!

: It's your 10/10/10 Merlin, Topaz. You're attracting all kinds of unsavory people...

T-that's not what I'm talking about. But why are you being so aggressive against me?

: It's because you made me wait so long for a blog! You did Yukikaze so long ago, and she didn't deserve one!

: Being fair Topaz was being very mamocentric back then. You should be relieved that he can talk about you in a more positive light now.

Though in fairness I'm also looking back at a lot of girls that were unjustly either overinflated or need more love as far as my blogs go.

: Is THAT why you're getting around to me?

There are many reasons. But why are you being so hostile?

: You failed diplomacy, Topaz!

Darn my terrible Charisma!

: Enough of these silly game jokes! Don't you know that I had to come from a different world, and not one ruled by such things either!

Sadly that's becoming less and less common these days. But I ask you, Éclair, would you like me to do your blog? I would love to say good things about you.

*Éclair blushes cutely, turning away.*

: N-no! You'll have to defeat me in combat first!

: Combat? In a bar? But knowing Topaz's luck the bartender will kick us out!

: I don't mean inside. Instead we'll go out back in the alley.

: Why do we even have to fight? Can't we just talk this out?

Right! I'm terrible as far as writing fights goes!

: T-this is just how it will be! Now come on out!

*With that the doggirl grabs Topaz's and Riri's hands, pulling them out. As they do so they hear another announcement on the television.*

: This just in! Famed magical girl in adult form caught playing with younger shota lover in public! They were having assy fun and were questioned by the police, but it seemed he was just an aged-down blogger that she was playing with! Of course, such activities are common and supported, but still...

*Eventually Éclair leads the two outside to the alley.*

Are you sure we can't just play a game with a paddle and ball?

: I told you before, it's not that kind of “Alley”. Now, let me show you my strength!

*She pulls out her twin daggers and lunges at Topaz. Fortunately Riri gets in her way.*

: Not if I have anything to do with it!

Riri... So you'll fight for me?

: I suppose I will, but only because I know that Éclair isn't really acting like herself. I'll need you to buy some time though!

Great plan, I'll go get help!

: N-no! Do the blog, Topaz!

I can't do that! Éclair may be hostile but she's not an ENEMY!

: Darn you, technicalities! If only she wasn't an honorable knight and more evil!

: You should be glad that I'm not evil. Or a cow fox hybrid!

Thank goodness. But if you mind, can I do my blog while you're fighting?

: I suppose that you can. It makes no matter to me!

*Éclair clangs her daggers against the blade of Ririchiyo's naginata, who deflects the attack.*

Well then, it would appear that we're going to fill this blog with cream because I'm here to say...

Today's girl is:



Éclair Martinozzi
from
Dog Days


And in fairness it's possible that I miss some sort of umlaut or something in “Éclair”. I think I got it, but I blame being American and thus not being familiar with how to do that on a keyboard.

: I'm sure it's fine. Your friends are cool and know you're an idiot.

: At least my name is more consistent than the male lead's!

I know, right? Cinque? Shinku? Kitchen Sink? I have no idea how it's written out!

: Then do your best to avoid using his name. Hopefully your friends will understand.

I'm sure that they will, partially because it's been so long that it's hard to recall which the subs used. But enough stalling, it's time to get to the blog!

==Head==
===Hair===
Éclair has a cute bob cut that looks good. I like her straight if slanted sides, the front being longer than the back. That said her hair is short, not even reaching her shoulders or so. Still, Éclair still looks cute in a “boyish” way that I like, even if I do prefer longer hair. She also has sorta-long bangs, going past her eyes though not getting in the way. There's also a part in the middle of her bangs most of the time as well. She has an ahoge as well. I also like the color of Éclair's hair; it's light but it's green which is quite a cute color. Of course we can't forget about Éclair's biggest feature here: her cute ears. She's a little conscious of her floppy ears, but I think that they look really cute and fits the doggirl kingdom more than pointed ears would (I tend to think of cats having those kind of ears, though that's mainly a personal thing as the dogs I've had/have have had floppy ears). Still, I like how they go with the green color of her hair but have white tips. She even twitches them cutely when she sees the lead guy return to their realm! Overall I really like Éclair's hair and ears, as both suit her really well and while it could be longer I like the color and style still.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Éclair's eyes look really good, especially with her hair and in general too. I like her nice tsurime, and her lids have a nice heavy appearance too. It comes to a strong upper outer corner on both eye, giving her a serious but still cute appearance. The shape of her eyes really appeal to me and I find them sexy. While blue eyes are a little overrated and overly-common, even in this series it seems, Éclair's eye color does really well with the green hair she has (though it could still be a little better). Her round pupils also stand our and look good. Sadly she doesn't wear glasses, but overall Éclair has some very pretty eyes that appeal to my tastes.
Grade: B

===Face===
The main problem with this is that Éclair has a mild case of Seven Arcs face. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but it is the type of face that they tend to use. It is still cute, and I like her small features including her dot nose. I like her cute blushing moments, including a few moments of full-face blush. I will say that unlike most of the cheerful characters in the series Éclair tends to be grumpy or frowny due to her serious personality, but I think that makes her a little cuter perhaps. Overall a nice face, even if a little average.
Grade: B

: Hau au au...

*Éclair is quite embarrassed, blushing as she takes a pause from facing Riri. The assy youkai also waits in a noble fashion.*

What's the matter, Éclair? Are you embarrassed about me talking about you?

: I didn't think that you would *mumble*like me this much*mumble*.

What was that?

*Éclair becomes tsun and angry at Topaz.*

: I SAID that I didn't think you would be this invasive!

: Really? Just talking about things that anyone can see is “invasive”?

Being fair parents groups are idiots and hate swimsuits even though they could easily be seen at any beach. Maybe they're frustrated that their parents never took them to the beach.

: Or maybe they're hyper religious and believe all women should wear burkas or Medjed cloaks.

: I have no idea what you two are bringing up, but it's not helping your cause.

My cause? What do you mean?

: *frustrated* All the talking you'd doing about me! If I had known what you were going to say I wouldn't have agreed to this!

: It's too late for that. Hindsight is for next year.

Great pun, Riri! But you do know that I haven't said anything that bad. Just that you're cute and I like your floppy ears.

*Éclair tugs on one of them cutely, her tail wagging which proves that she's not angry and instead just being tsun.*

: But everyone dislikes them and mocks me for them.

Why? They're a perfectly fine dog ear type.

: Maybe perky ears are a sign of beauty in their universe.

But that would make ears like hers a status symbol! She should be proud!

: That line needs to be quoted more these days, and I don't mean about ears...

Agreed, though speaking of which how about we continue? We're just about to talk about Éclair's body, and I don't mean the cream-filled kind!

: No jokes about that! Wait, I don't want you talking about me at all!

You say that but your tail is wagging like mad.

*Éclair flusters and hides her tail as well as she could, though she innocently shoves her ass in the tight skirt towards the camera when she leans forward.*

: I-I don't know what you're talking about!

Nice ass-service!

: S-shut up! And change the conversation somehow too!

That's a good idea. How about we bring up that ass of yours?

: Noooo!

*Éclair seems angry, but she's still wagging her tail. She's excited to hear what Topaz thinks of her.*

==Body==
===Build===
Éclair has a fairly average body for her age, having a slender teen-like body. It looks really nice and cute, and I like her waist and navel during the rare times that she shows it off. She's about average height, shame that this series doesn't have measurements. She's also fairly strong but isn't too muscular, having a slender lithe body that looks cute. I will mention that she seems to have a fairly nice ass, which gets shown off occasionally in official art though I'm not sure if the anime had any good moments. Other than the OVA, which showed Éclair's naked ass fairly well which was sexy. It looks kinda big, though that could have just been the way she was sitting. Still, it's a nice bonus and more shows should have their girls show off bare asses. Overall Éclair does pretty well, though her ass could always use more attention (as I don't think she was an “ass” girl either), especially as it's the main point of interest. Her hips don't even seem that wide, which is a shame! OH! And once again we can't forget her short green dog tail either. I think she keeps it over her panties but I'm not sure how she gets her dress on... But that's not the point, as it wags cutely too!
Grade: B+

===Chest===
As mentioned prior Éclair is mostly slender, and that extends to her chest. It's not that she's flat-chested though, as she does have some chest to her. It's about average for her age, but she does get a bad moment or two (such as when Noir grabbed her bare chest out of jealousy). That said, she doesn't show her nipples as this isn't that kind of show, and any mamocentric moment she might have is peanuts compared to the spotlight hog Yukikaze who eclipses Éclair both in the bust-pun joke and takes over the poor dual-wielder's screentime in the third season. Overall it helps that Éclair isn't too busty and her size fits with her age fairly well.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Éclair has some pretty cute outfits. Her usual one is very sexy, at least to me. It consists of a short-sleeved white jacket with green trim and buttons, a big brown belt as well as a tighter black one, a sleeveless black shirt with a zipper in front, and a very tight black skirt. It's very sexy, but I will also mention that she's far more known for her green striped panties. She also wears a blue sports bra, I think, but that isn't as famous. Oh, and in combat she uses plated gauntlets while fighting, and tends to dual wield daggers or short swords. Other outfits that Éclair has worn include a white bikini (though it looks green in official art), a white sleeveless casual outfit with shorts, a fancy dress with a flower in her hair, and she once wore Leo's outfit in one of the eyecatches. I'm probably forgetting something, but sadly my memory of the series isn't the best. That said, this is still a good amount of choices and I do like her normal outfit. The black with yellow is a nice contrast, and girls with zippered shirts are pretty sexy too. Éclair could have used some more outfits, but that may just be me forgetting something.
Grade: B

*Éclair is blushing even more.*

What's wrong? I thought you wanted to change the subject from your cute face.

: This isn't what I wanted! If anything it's more embarrassing that you're talking about my body!

: You did quite well, much better than some over-rated and over-inflated fox girl from your series.

Indeed, at least you're better than HER.

: That isn't much of a relief! I-I can't believe that you would say such things about m-my ass and tail!

But they're your best points, though I do suppose you should show them off more.

: But they're nowhere as good as mine-I-I mean-

Very few girls can compare to you, Ririchiyo.

*Ririchiyo flusters too.*

: S-shut up!

: We agree with that, and as such I'll use my heroic emblem powers!

*Éclair starts to use her magic, with arcane patterns being created around her.*

: Watch out, as she's about to use Fire! Emblem Heroes!

That would be quite the Grand Order!

: Quick, inform the Record Keeper!

: Will you two stop bringing up games?

I guess... And not just because I couldn't think of an appropriate way to bring another game into it.

: In all seriousness what can we do to stop Éclair's attack?

Obviously to stop her Razor Wind you have to defeat her first!

: Good point. No one uses that attack, so I forgot it's a charge move! And she didn't eat a power herb either!

You'd better hurry!

: I'm already nearly charged up, so you'll never stop me!

: That won't make me stand down!

*Riri swings her naginata at Éclair. The doggirl blasts her with wind, though certainly not in a way Zettai likes. Dust is brought up, and the two girls are locked in combat once it falls. Éclair has Riri's weapon held between her daggers, but close enough that it still made impact.*

D-did you do it in time, Riri?

*Suddenly the two girls have their clothes torn off. Unfortunately the pictures don't show this, or perhaps fortunately considering I don't want to get in trouble. Still, their asses are fully exposed even though their fronts are somehow still covered by their panties. That's the only clothing the duo are wearing too, so the squat down while covering their slender chests. Even Éclair's tail isn't enough to cover her ass either, and Ririchiyo returns to her normal side.*

: EEEK! Why do I always end up naked at the end of battle?

Because this seems to be fanservice battle harem month? Ciel excluded, of course.

: Then why was I included?!

Everyone likes your ass, after all. But if you prefer I'll let you get dressed as I finish up the blog. At least if Éclair allows it...

*Éclair lets out an exasperated sigh.*

: Well, I suppose that I have no choice. A shame that our battle was cut short due to our clothes getting destroyed and we weren't able to get a serious victory.

I don't know. From where I'm standing Riri seems to have the advantage.

*The two girls blush and cover their asses, as they had their backs turned towards Topaz. Though their cheeks are so big that they are still seen.*

: S-stop staring and get back to the blog!

Fine, I suppose...

==Mind==
===Personality===
Éclair does pretty well here. She's a knight and captain of the Biscotti Imperial Guards, and is a strong fighter. She also has an older brother who is the leader of the Guards, but don't think she's given any special treatment. She's well trained and usually dual-wields, and is able to use magic including sending out energy beams. She admires Millhiore, the princess of her country, and seems to be close friends. Éclair is also friends with Ricotta, the cute loli character and lead researcher done by Nana Mizuki. Éclair usually plays the “straight man” and acts serious, with a nice tone to match that's pretty sexy. Still, she's also the tsundere love interest so there's some issues there. She pretends that all she cares about is protecting Millhiore, but while she tries to be stoic her true colors show through. She gets a lot of building in the first two seasons, and was one of the most popular characters but sadly Yukikaze gets a lot of mamocentric attention eventually and Éclair is pushed to the side it seemed. Not that she's unpopular, but sadly people are mamocentric and dumb. She's also a little bit of a reverse trap, at least for a very short time, but she's still quite cute and tomboy-ish. Ayano Taketatsu does Éclair's voice, giving a cute yet boyish and very fitting voice for the character. She's a particularly famous VA, especially as Dog Days came out around K-On so she got a lot of Azusa jokes, but she also does other slender girls like Mio (from MM!) and Kotori (from Date A Live) among others (including Suguha, but she's not as slender). Overall Éclair was a great character and I really did like her though I wish that I could have admitted it way back then. Then maybe I would have enjoyed her scenes more, but she is still cute and I've wanted to do a blog on her for quite some time.
Grade: B

===Libido==
As mentioned before Éclair does have some issues here. She's a tsundere, which means that to the lead, she doesn't want to admit her love. Both because she doesn't want to have emotions like that and because she's noble to Princess Millhiore who also likes him. Unfortunately she does fall behind in the third season, where her screentime was unfortunately very little (partially due to cowservice, and partially because Seven Arcs Character Fatigue was starting to set in so they were adding too many characters). They do share a kiss, and his first one as well, but I imagine that she won't win (though stranger things have happened I suppose). She does well, but she does get embarrassed being seen naked (granted she was also attacked by a tentacle monster which is unfortunate, but still).
Grade: B-

===Age===
Éclair has a canon age, and for once MAL is correct! She's 14 years old, as even the Dog Days website agrees with this. This is a cute age and it fits her slender figure as well. I have no problem with her being a knight at this age either. I will mention that Éclair does become young for a short time due to some kind of monster, but it's very short-lived (though she is cute).
Grade: B

Total Grades: 82
Average score: 8.2
Final Grade: B

*As we return to the blog Riri and Éclair are fully dressed. Sadly.*

: I don't see you providing fanservice yourself, narrator!

Believe me, no one would want to see that. But speaking of the blog what did you think of it?

: From what I heard while fighting it wasn't half bad. Much better than I expected from the earlier areas.

What can I say, my later areas are less perverse.

: Only if you don't count “libido”

Quiet logic. Anyway, let's get out of this alley. It looks like trouble is about to brew.

: Those darn coffee gangs are getting out of hand.

Coffee gangs...

*Topaz thinks about that and imagines a loli in a punk outfit.*

: Yo yo yo, my homies!

*Topaz shakes his head and returns to reality.*

: You were thinking of something dumb, weren't you?

Er, maybe?

: You're too easily influenced by other bloggers.

: Agreed. But all this talking about coffee is making me thirsty.

That just means that we should go inside.

*Topaz, Riri, and Éclair return inside. The news is once again on television.*

: This just in! Powerful peach-named girl nearly causes copyright issues by using Dragon Ball-inspired moves, saved by assy samurai! Also a horrible rotten peach is destroyed. Humanity cheered.

Aww man, still nothing on.

: I thought you were watching the news.

But all they talk about are things that I already know about! Why can't they say something that's more important?

: Another special report has just been handed in! Seems a hooded fiend named “Deranged Cyclops” is holding some girls hostage at a dojo, requests that a certain blogger goes and visits her.

See? Still nothing.

: I'm pretty sure she's talking about something important to us.

: It says here to mention further exposition that the girls captured include a one Yukimura Sanada and a one Matabei Gotou.

: Topaz, those are the girls that we just did! She's obviously talking about us!

But I think that Zettai visited them too! Or maybe the other way around.

*Aya seems to pull out of the television waist-deep and smacks Topaz with the papers she was holding.*

: YES! I mean you, you hard-headed meganekko lover!

*Aya returns to the television.*

: We now return to your regularly scheduled programming “Anime that didn't deserve the praise it got yet received a sequel”. Jokes on you, it's all DxD.

This is terrible news!

: I know, we need to go back and save-

A show like this is only going to raise awareness of the idiotic show! We should change it, and fast!

: Really? There's no time for that, as we need to go back to the dojo! And look, it's almost over anyway so of any show this one is good to be interrupted by news.

: Wait! We still have not settled our battle! As a result I'll come with you to face whoever this “Deranged Cyclops” is.

Great plan. And we'll be catching you next week everyone. See you then!
Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 22, 7:07 AM | 0 comments


==Head==
Hair: C
Eyes: B-
Face: B-

==Body==
Build: D
Chest: D
Clothes: C-

==Mind==
Personality: C-
Libido: C
Age: C-

Total Grade: 40
Comments: Oriha is a terrible teenage girl from a mamocentric series that deserves no love. About the only saving grace she has is that she wore glasses at one point, and I didn't even look too much into the manga as it seems so terrible. The less I know about this series the better, and it's a shame that she's so busty at such a young age as I bet she'll have back problems when she grows up.

====


==Head==
Hair: B+
Eyes: B-
Face: B

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: C
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: D
Libido: C+
Age: B

Total Grade: 60
Comments: I definitely overrated Ibuki earlier on, though it was early in my anime watching career. She's a terrible tsundere who abuses the lead and doesn't get hated for it (not that people really remember this series but still). She also seems to have measurements, though I can't be sure how accurate they are. Ibuki is 160 cm tall and her three sizes are 90/59/85. That's a bigger ass than I was expecting from her, but I don't think she ever shows it. In general the eldest daughter is terrible, and her series doesn't seem to have a good ending other than the lead staying with the sisters. Ibuki is an extremely bland girl, though she does have alright hair and eyes. She's also voiced by Rina Satou as well.
====


==Head==
Hair: B-
Eyes: C+
Face: B-

==Body==
Build: B+
Chest: B-
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: C
Libido: B-
Age: B

Total Grade: 64
Comments: This final score is probably still better than Hitagi deserves. A lot of her score comes from her (original) hair length and her nice body, including a bouncy ass. Still, SHAFT is terrible as far as milking this franchise so much. It will likely never die at this rate, and boo the horrible haircuts. Hitagi will probably win, if there's a winner at least, which sucks as she's a terrible boring tsundere and troll. Oh, and I always forget mentioning the yuri shower between her and Tsubasa, which is nice as it shows off Hitagi's ass in particular I think.
====


==Head==
Hair: B
Eyes: B
Face: A-

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: C+
Clothes: B+

==Mind==
Personality: B+
Libido: B-
Age: B

Total Grade: 73
Comments: Mami did lose out, mostly due to her large chest, but her hair and eyes are liked a little more these days. She is extremely mamocentric, especially as SHAFT continues to “upgrade” her it seems though very subtly. She doesn't show her ass, though in fairness Madoka isn't exactly a fanservice show. Mami's outfits and personality are a little more dull these days, especially compared to how deep Homura has become. Still, she's a cool girl whose death really showed off the twist in the series. Oh, and the movie sorta paired her with Bebe/Charlotte, which helps out her libido a little.
====


==Head==
Hair: A-
Eyes: B+
Face: B

==Body==
Build: D-
Chest: C
Clothes: C+

==Mind==
Personality: A-
Libido: B+
Age: B

Total Grade: 66
Comments: I still do like Centorea, but her horse side leaves a lot to be desired. She's lacking an ass, and as such can't wear a lot of outfits that would show one off. It also doesn't help that she's so mamocentric as well, one of the most enduring cases of it in the manga. Granted there are a lot more mamocentric characters and Centorea has been on the side for the last few arcs, but that doesn't take away her earlier issues.
====


==Head==
Hair: B-
Eyes: B
Face: A

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: A-
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: B+
Libido: B
Age: B

Total Grade: 79
Comments: Fortunately Papi is received a lot better than Centorea, with more fair service and an actual ass. It's also good that she's the token loli, and a lolihag at that, of the series as she gets a lot of fair fanservice. Again the latest arcs haven't shown too much of her, but she still gets a good amount of focus and I blame that more on the author being slow as far as chapters go (due to his health apparently). It would be nice to see more of her, as she gives a lot of cute service though more assy girls in the series like her can only be good. Though I probably talked too much about the girls of this series overall.
====


==Head==
Hair: A-
Eyes: B+
Face: A-

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: B
Clothes: A-

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: C+
Age: B-

Total Grade: 77
Comments: Rin is another Aikatsu idol that deserved more points. I think that I didn't even wait until her season finished before talking about her, but I really did like the dancing girl. She has a cool highlight in her hair, her headband's cool, and in general her appearance looks really good. It's funny how my two favorites from the Akari generation (Rin and Sumire) even got a unit in “Dancing Diva”. Rin could use more assy scenes like a certain vampire idol though...
====


==Head==
Hair: A-
Eyes: A-
Face: A-

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: B
Clothes: B-

==Mind==
Personality: B+
Libido: B
Age: A-

Total Grade: 80
Comments: Although I don't remember Kuragehime too well, Tsukimi is still a great meganekko. I'm glad to be able to re-review girls like her that get unfairly ridiculed for their chests, or at least underperformed due to my mamocentric ways. It's a shame Tsukimi doesn't show off more, but this is a girls series I suppose. Still, she's a cute shy girl though she really needs to keep her glasses on (there's a lot of that kind of terrible thing in the series, especially if she's dressing up). She does get with Kuranosuke who admits his love in the last chapter, though her brother doesn't seem to be backing down either.
====


==Head==
Hair: B-
Eyes: B
Face: A

==Body==
Build: A-
Chest: B-
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: A-
Libido: B
Age: B

Total Grade: 77
Comments: It's unfortunate that Kobeni lost a little bit from her score, but she is a more mamocentric character and should account for that. It's a shame as not only does she have a nice ass, but the male lead seems interested in her “child bearing hips” as well. Overall she is still a great girl, and likely wins in the end though this isn't a harem so that shouldn't be a problem. She just needs more ass moments, either in the anime or manga (though I don't know what happens in the manga too much either).
====


==Head==
Hair: B+
Eyes: A-
Face: A

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: B
Clothes: B-

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: A-
Age: B

Total Grade: 79
Comments: Benio also goes down slightly, but not out of any malicious reasons. It's because I'm not sure where I read she was 18, so her age went down a bit. Otherwise she's as great as always, with no issues whatsoever including mamocentric ones. She's a great caring older sister that deserves more love (much like her series). Also she needs a better picture on MAL wearing glasses, that could always help xD.
Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 22, 7:06 AM | 0 comments
August 15th, 2019
This is the Five-hundred-and-fifty-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. We're still at the dojo, which I certainly didn't leave early last week!

: That totally doesn't sound suspicious, Topaz.

: Last week? I was thinking that this was all recorded ahead of time!

: Technology is amazing...

It certainly is, though I imagine that with all the fun you had with Zettai last week is included.

*Matabei blushes heavily, looking to the side.*

: I-I'm not sure what you mean...

: Then let me remind you. First he *Awooogaaa*'d your *GAAAOOOO*. Then he *Wee wooo Wee Wooo* your right up your expanded *PEW PEW PEW*!

*Yukimura looks around confused.*

: What just happened? All my words were censored by strange sound effects.

*Topaz has a soundboard of sorts on his phone.*

That's right. We can't use that sort of language in the first minute. Otherwise we'll be de-monitized.

: W-wait, we were monetized in the first place? Why am I just now hearing about this?

: Wouldn't it be just easier to have ads that allow that kind of language?

: That explains all the erotic ads on the hentai websites...

I suppose it's because they don't pay as well. But fortunately I suppose that Riri is right. It's a shame but this is still out of the goodness of my heart and not for any paid reason.

: That is a relief. I was afraid that I did a service without being paid.

: Indeed. We need enough finances as it is. Wait, does that mean you won't pay me either?

No. The only thing I can pay you with is exposure.

: That's a terrible thing, Topaz! Pay your girls more!

Awww, I was hoping you'd make a “nudity” joke... But you know as much as I do that I can't pay a person to do my blog on her!

: Why, because it'll look like reverse bribery?

I suppose, but it's more because I don't have any money.

: This is all because you spend too much on frivolous games, isn't it?

Smash isn't a frivolous game! It takes more money than you'd expect to keep the lights on!

: The people won't realize that you're writing this with your room light burnt out, Topaz...

: That's enough jokes about how poor Topaz is.

: What about jokes at how poor his jokes are?

: That might be too confusing. I can't follow as it is...

It would seem that I have to bribe Yukimura in order to have me do her blog.

: Oh? But I thought that you were proud to have Topaz discuss your body.

: I was, but then I saw what he did with you! You deserve far more points, and I'm afraid that I wouldn't do as well.

Nonsense, as you're a very beautiful girl!

: You're just saying that in order to butter me up, aren't you? You're using your charisma to get out of paying for my service!

: That sounds like a GTA ability...

I wouldn't know. But it's not like I have a big wad of bills to slide you under the table.

: Or a diamond that's worth a lot or something either!

: That sounds like another game analogy.

It is, and I'll continue to subject you to them until you allow me to talk about you.

*Yukimura thinks and looks at her books. After a studious montage she makes her decision.*

: Well, as long as you do not require me to do what Matabei had to do last week I shall be fine.

: Yukimura-sama! To think that you would have to do such vile yet smelly things...

I hold no promises, as I'm not sure if you played with Zettai or not at this point.

: Probably. The poor guy needs SOMETHING good after how horrible his birthday is...

Talk about the worst possible day for him to be born, as Japanese puns are horrible. Well, this one in particular and I hope that whoever came up with it dies quickly.

: Agreed. He needs a day of nothing but assy fun, and not trolling by others either!

Or by people who don't know him well enough to know his fetishes either!

: He deserves only the best, and not being trolled by terrible artists!

Agreed, I just apologize that I'm the only one that's on his side some times...

: Well, you and the non-villainous girls in this blog at least. And he has friends other than you as well!

But they're just friends! There needs to be artists or writers or studio people who need to cater to his fetishes more!

: H-hey, didn't you want to talk about me? Don't get distracted by Zettai's poor birthday even though he deserves far better than he got!

Well, you weren't letting me talk about you, so I figured I'd talk about other things.

*Yukimura pouts cutely.*

: I-I just wanted to make you grovel to blog me!

Is that all? I can certainly do that.

: Wait, so all I had to do was ask?

That's right. Then I'll do like THIS!

*Topaz does a flip and ends up in the dogeza towards Yukimura. She's flustered but takes it as a compliment.*

PLEASE! Let me talk about you! Even if Zettai did a far better job than I ever could!

: W-well, I suppose that if you insist. Oh ho ho! I'm certain that your fans will enjoy hearing about me!

: Or at least the ones who know you, as I'm not sure how well people read when they're unfamiliar with the girl...

I'm sure that they read all the notes. Or at least the story-important things.

: W-wait, so they might not even listen to me?

: I am sure that they shall pay close attention. Remember my blog last time, Yukimura-sama?

: That is a good point. Then begin your blog, Topaz. I shall allow it!

That took a little longer than I expected, but I'm glad that I didn't have to pay even more money. But it's time to look back at a girl Zettai did recently, so let's say that...



Wait, I have to do something before we begin.

: I told you to do that before we got here!

Not that.

: Well, whatever is it do you really think it's that much more important than I am?

Probably not, but I want to do it before I forget.

*Yukimura sits in a dommy pose, looking down at Topaz. She smirks at it.*

: Well, make it quick.

*Topaz goes into a dogeza pose once again, only this time he's facing the camera.*

I'm sorry once again that I couldn't make your birthday better. I'm nothing but a failure and a terrible friend, Zettai!

: Buck up, Topaz! It's not your fault that so many people live under bridges!

: Indeed. He enjoyed your birthday fun in the blog, and I'm sure that makes up for how poor the story was. Maybe.

One can only hope, as he deserves much better! If I had a switch that could correct this terrible world I would in a flash!

: He deserves to be in a parallel universe, filled with gigantic assed girls who let out farts freely.

: W-wait, we can say “ass” now?

Of course. The first minute is up and as such we can say things freely.

: Within reason. Topaz is still a pansy when it comes to certain terms.

Indeed, it's a bad habit of mine... But regardless how about we get going on Yukimura's blog?

: Forward!

==Head==
===Hair===
Yukimura has incredible hair. It's long and black, which is my favorite hair color, but fortunately it doesn't hide her ass either. It ends right above her ass, though a very small amount does cover a bit of her upper cheeks but still enough of her ass is shown. She also has fluffy sides, though there's probably a better way to describe the rounded shape of her sidecurls as they meet her decorations. They're cute decorations too, looking like big Japanese coins or something round with the center missing. Yukimura's sides are about chest-length or so too. We also can't forget about Yukimura's nice big hat too, with a pink headband-like strap around the brim. That said, not everything is great about her hair. The biggest thing is her wide forehead due to her hat, which she gets picked on for. This also means that she lacks bangs, which is unfortunate. Though I did enjoy Zettai's joke about Americans liking foreheads, but like a lot of things I'm not in the majority for that xD. Still, Yukimura is a great girl with beautiful black hair that sadly lacks the bangs to really show off.
Grade: A

===Eyes===
Yukimura also has very beautiful and lovely eyes. They're a nice red color, contrasting both with her dark black hair and red outfit. Her eyes also look good against her sorta-pale skin, though that may just be due to Matabei having darker skin so Yukimura looks lighter in contrast. Still, I do really like Yukimura's eyes. She has a gentle tsurime, though it is a little hard to tell as the top of her eyes are rounded. I really like the thick upper lines on her eye though, and the eyelashes accent the corners of her eyes. She sadly doesn't wear glasses (she'd look great in thick red frames), but overall Yukimura's eyes are really quite beautiful, with a nice shape and color that I really enjoy.
Grade: B

===Face===
Once again I only have praise for Yukimura. She has a very cute face, with small features due to her loli size. Her nose is a lot smaller than the other girls, though I suppose her forehead could make her head look a little long. Still, not too bad. I like Yukimura's cute smile and facial expressions, especially as this series isn't afraid to use a silly one every so often. I like that sort of thing, after all. While not too outstanding Yukimura is still a very cute girl.
Grade: A-

: W-WHAT?!

*Topaz and the others jump a little from Yukimura's outburst.*

: What is the matter, Yukimura-sama?

: I was under the impression that Americans like Topaz liked big foreheads! How come you penalized me for it!

I'm not sure where that joke come from, but I'm not a fan of foreheads. I mean, a girl should have one, but as little of it should show during normal times as possible.

: Grumble, then I apologize for not having more bangs.

: In all fairness Topaz has a lot better tastes as far as Americans go. He's still a little dumb sometimes, so I can see how you became confused. But at least he knows what Cures are crap or not!

At least most of the time, though it's fairly easy to tell these days. And at least I don't troll with terrible manass comments that I wish people would stop posting. Trolls like that are never funny, never were. Anyone who thinks otherwise should be gored by boars with rusty tusks.

: Rusty tusks...?

: Must be mechanical ones.

: Regardless, I'm still surprised that Topaz penalized me for my forehead so much!

An A- isn't a bad grade, and you're still a really cute girl with beautiful long hair and red eyes. You did well, even with the slight problems.

: O-oh...

: You also did far better than I did, Yukimura-sama. Though considering your beauty that is not surprising.

: Agreed, and I wonder if the forehead joke is due to American animation.

That's possible, but that is very rarely sexy and in fact has horrible designs most of the time.

: I suppose those creators think that realism is the best way to go, other than the terrible chibi designs at least. The only thing better would be to create live-action versions to make even more money!

In fairness Japan has live action movies or shows based off anime sometimes. Not that I actually watch them, but still. And they're at least better than what Disney is up to these days...

: True, and no real life thing could compare to the beauty of a 2D girl!

Exactly! Though with as big as your asses are there's no way that you're “2D”. Especially you, Riri.

*Riri covers her spats ass.*

: A-at least say Matabei, as I imagine her fundoshi ass is bigger!

*Matabei presses her fat bare brown ass against Riri's. It's bigger but only slightly and it's hard to tell.*

: I don't know about that, as your ass is quite large too. Seems we're all assy here, or at least the important ones meaning the girls.

: Even me?

Indeed. Though how about we talk a little bit more about that...

==Body==
===Build===
As mentioned prior Yukimura has a glorious loli body and isn't too afraid to show it off. She has a short slender figure, and she's the token loli of the group as well. She gets a few ass shots, though her ass could stand to be bigger. Though that's the only part that I'd say should grow really. Her legs and figure otherwise are great, though if her legs become thicker due to holding up her ass all the better. I will mention that Queen's Blade, specifically the Queen's Gate game, gives measurements for all the cameo characters. Yukimura herself is one, and the measurements they give are that she's 150 cm tall with her three sizes being 70/49/68. I can't say if those are her actual measurements or if the game just made them up, but if they're true it's unfortunate that her chest is slightly larger. She needs to grow a bigger ass, but overall Yukimura is still a lovely loli character. Oh, and her samurai mark is on her ass, so I bet Zettai would like to kiss her there.
Grade: A-

===Chest===
Sadly this area has some issues to it. Yukimura is the smallest girl, which means that she gets an unfair amount of breast envy. Granted any amount would be gratuitous, but being voiced by Kugimiya it seems like they were just trying to copy J-CUP Staff back in those days. It's one of her biggest gripes, and she even has a horrible padding episode in the second season. Other than that she is a great flat girl, and they even show her nipples quite a bit so they aren't stingy with her fanservice. Yukimura could have done better had it not been for how envious she is (though I do like the special where she tells Naoe the wonders and positives of being flat chested).
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
Yukimura does really well here. Her usual outfit consists of a red overcoat that looks samurai-like with black lining and patterns. She wears a white sukumizu under it, which looks good both due to being a slender loli and also because it goes well with her red-black combination. She also uses two large fans which are cool and thematic, even if she doesn't go into melee too much. Other outfits Yukimura wears include a waitress, her samurai bride dress, a gym uniform though with panties on bottom I think, a black sailor uniform (though just for a quick moment), and even a naked apron at one point! Overall she has a lot of great outfits, though I suppose wearing a buruma could have helped but she is quite great in general.
Grade: A-

*Yukimura looks surprisingly relieved.*

You're in a far better mood than before. Something happen?

: Well, I was worried that you would be incorrectly rough on me and lower my score.

Why would I do that? You're great just as you are, like Riri!

: D-don't point me out! (Though I do appreciate the kind words.)

Well, I do suppose that it would be better if your ass was bigger. Like Riri!

: Hmmm, you are quite right.

*Yukimura looks at Ririchiyo's ass with a deep stare, eventually closing her eyes with her hand on her chin and nodding. Riri covers her ass, but her hands are too small.*

: I-I told you not to make me an ASS-xample, Topaz! (Even if I do appreciate you loving my fat ass so much).

: In order to do that you'll have to eat a lot of proper food.

That doesn't sound too difficult, especially as you seem like the type who has all the food you eat go straight to your ass.

: Y-you don't need to bring that up! Besides, Matabei's ass is far bigger!

That's because she's a bigger girl in general, but I would suggest that you both eat more. Big eaters are sexy, after all. Especially ones with big asses.

: And if you're lucky you'll become gassy like me. More people should appreciate rank gases, and not troll people who do.

Agreed as that's just cruel. Though I wonder if Zettai would like to bind his soul to Yukimura's ass like he did Matabei's...

: As long as it doesn't make Matabei's ass smaller or break the contract I see no reason why not.

True. Though I imagine that it will only make Yukimura's ass bigger.

: And thus better as everyone likes bigger girl asses, right?

At least all the smart ones! Though speaking of smart people how about we continue with the blog?

: Great plan! I'm looking forward as I'm doing much better than I expected!

: Topaz seems to be liking Zettai's type of girl a lot recently.

I've always liked dark-haired lolis, especially ones with hime cuts. I blame girls like Shana and Kuro, but getting more into red eyes has helped. But let's not get distracted and continue with Yukimura's blog!



==Mind==
===Personality===
Yukimura is a samurai from the Sanada family, and part of the Toyotomi faction that opposes the Tokugawa faction meaning the student council. She comes to meet Muneakira and becomes a master samurai as a result. That said, she is still more of a tactician than a fighter but is skilled at both, using wind powers and two giant fans to fend people off. She might butt heads with Sen, the leader of the student council and her rival, but eventually the two start working together. Yukimura is also the dojo's accountant, and is the one who came up with the maid cafe for the others. She's quite the studious girl, and dislikes having to run away. She also likes eating quite a bit, which is always a good trait for a girl. She's the good kind of tsundere too, not being too annoying though in general Kugimiya tsunderes aren't as bad as people tend to think; I believe that waifu wars just make them seem worst to people who aren't fans, or maybe they got bored with how often they'd win (which is a shame as that trait seems to have died out these days). Oh, and speaking of which Yukimura is voiced by Rie Kugimya who gives her an amazing and cute voice. I don't think that she needs more of an introduction, what with girls like Shana, Louise, or Taiga being so popular. Overall while Yukimura isn't the type of girl I'd normally like it's good to see the good type of tsundere being popular as opposed to abusive ones. Only wish that this show had more fans, and Yukimura as well who needs more likes over Gisen.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
Yukimura does surprisingly well, especially for a tsundere. She's straightforward and doesn't usually mock or punish the lead for his perverse antics. If anything she studies hard and tries to seduce him herself. She does pretty well and does seem to appreciate Muneakira even if she doesn't win in the end. She's also rivals with Sen and faces off against one another, so if you're into that sort of rivalry there's that. I'm not into that, but the cute yuri with Matabei is better. Still, overall Yukimura does a good job here.
Grade: B

===Age===
Yukimura was originally 13 in the light novels it seems, which wouldn't be too bad but not the best. She was aged up to 15 for the anime, probably so that they could show her nipples because censors and all that, but it's unfortunate even if it means she gets a better score for me.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 82
Average score: 9.1
Final Grade: B+

And that's the score and blog for the week! What do you think, Yukimura?

*Yukimura looks like she's thinking quite hard.*

: Hmmm, it is unfortunate that you didn't score me as well as Zettai did.

: And that's not counting the different scoring system either.

: What's the meaning of this? It's an outrage!

: Calm down, Yukimura-sama. You still did better than I did. Though not by much.

Indeed as both of you are great girls. It's not like you're villains or anything.

: Careful with that, Topaz. You know that it's approaching the end of the month.

Already? Wait, there's still two weeks more. This summer is going by way too fast it seems...

: Indeed. It feels like you just got out of school, and pretty soon you're be going back to crossing guard!

Not quite yet! Though it is a shame that I wasted this season it seems. It's not my fault that nothing good was on though.

: You should have watched older series then!

I know... I'm just horribly lazy.

: Well, at least you admit it. But speaking of villains, do be on the look out for someone from our world. She's got her eye on you.

: Let's hope that's ALL she puts on you too...

: CURSE GISEN! She and her idiotic paizuri offer scene or whatever made it so that the idiotic babies like HER more than me! This is a horrible outrage and they should just go and die!

At least let them change their lists first, that way she'll lose favorites like she deserves. And you need far more for your beautiful loli body as well!

: Oh ho ho! Such compliments aren't necessary, but I certainly appreciate them. Especially at the expense of that horrible villain that attempted such a vile act!

Agreed, that sort of thing shouldn't be in regular series. But don't worry, as I'll be sure to call you if she shows up.

: I sure hope it won't be anytime, let alone anytime soon.

*Meanwhile, in a nearby tree.*

Cyclops: Hmmm, I came here to attack Topaz but it seems that he'll be leaving soon. I'm not sure who this “Gisen” is, but she sounds smart and seductive and strong...

*Back to Topaz and the others.*

Well, it wasn't a long visit-

: What are you talking about? It took two weeks to get through both girls!

I suppose, but it seemed like it was fast still. Either way it's good to have talked about both of you.

: Oh ho ho, but of course. I'm glad to hear that my series is getting more love, and hopefully it'll mean more money for my dojo.

: Indeed, and it was quite fun to play with your friend Zettai. P-perhaps I shall join him again after you leave...

Sounds like a good plan, and I'm sure he'll be glad to have a lot more gassy assy fun with your brown backside!

: I can already smell the fun that you two will have, and I hope that he enjoys every moment that he gets to spend with the girls he loves. He deserves that sort of love, after all.

Indeed. I just wish that I could do more for him.

: You've done plenty and I'm sure that he likes your support. It's changing all the terrible trolls and other people that bother him that's the issue!

: If only they loved fat female asses like they should it would be a far better world. Instead this is a terrible mamocracy it seems.

: I've heard that ASSIE is trying to rebel against that. You should join them!

: I do fit the criteria... Maybe I will!

Good to hear, as they're always looking for new members. And since it's time for us to go we have to say goodbye. Thanks for letting me talk about both of you.

: The pleasure is ours-wait, didn't we already do this?

: Leave it to Topaz the goldfish to forget.

Blub blub. But I won't forget about having to preview the girl next week!

: Really? Is it another combat-oriented girl?

In some ways. She is a knight of the world she's in, though she is from an Isekai.

: Oh no! That sounds terrible!

Don't worry, not one that's “too” modern. Well, the latest season is within five years old but barely. At least there's not useless video game mechanics or something!

: I'm not sure who you're talking about.

More hints then? That's fine. Let's just say that it's still August and the “dog days” of summer are upon us.

*Ririchiyo stops in her tracks, as the two were leaving the dojo.*

: W-wait, cat or dog?

That is a fair question. “Dog”. Though she shares a voice with a particularly famous “cat” guitarist kouhai.

: Hmmm, sounds like we're looking a green-haired slender girl next time. Be sure to join us, everyone!

Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 15, 7:29 AM | 0 comments


==Head==
Hair: A+
Eyes: B+
Face: B+

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: B-
Clothes: B+

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B
Age: B+

Total Grade: 79
Comments: Akiko does a bit better in general, with the better grading scale doing her favors (though she is still kinda busty, though I have been corrected as she's a second year high school student). It is really awful that she's not blood related though, as that's a major cop-out for the series and it stinks how much she got pushed to the side (at least in the anime). At least the guy does “choose” Akiko by saying he loves her the most and everyone else is in second, only to throw in that they can't marry because she's like a sister. They do kiss at least, and it apparently implies that they might have a carnal relationship still. She's not giving up, but neither are the other girls.
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==Head==
Hair: C+
Eyes: B-
Face: B-

==Body==
Build: C-
Chest: B-
Clothes: B

==Mind==
Personality: C
Libido: C+
Age: A+

Total Grade: 62
Comments: Overall not-Squall probably deserves much worse. I really shouldn't have done her as I know almost nothing about Lightning and haven't even played her games. But she still seems like a pretty bland protagonist and I have no desire to correct that. She was a really terrible idea that I did for a friend's wedding, and almost poetically he wasn't married for long afterwards...
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==Head==
Hair: B+
Eyes: B
Face: B

==Body==
Build: B-
Chest: B
Clothes: C

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: C+
Age: A+

Total Grade: 71
Comments: Overall Nephenee does better with my new grading system. It would help if we saw more of her face, or if she had more outfits as not even the cards show her in different outfits (hint, FE Heroes). Though they still show cool epic poses. And hey, back then there were no meganekko Fire Emblem characters and now there's... one (plus some supports, but still). But what really helps Nephenee out is that an art book mentions her hobbies include training and (spear) fishing. More importantly to the blog though it mentions that her approximate age is 19 in Path of Radiance and 22 in Radiant Dawn. That really helps out the Soldier well.
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==Head==
Hair: B+
Eyes: B
Face: B

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: B-
Clothes: B+

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B-
Age: B+

Total Grade: 73
Comments: First off, I will mention that Lyn does not speak in any sort of “rural” voice. I'm not sure how that rumor came to be, and I don't think that I mentioned it in the blog but it was a misconception I had for some time. That aside Lyn is quite the popular girl, being both in spin-offs and in Smash as an assist trophy. She also has a lot of other outfits, including a wedding dress, a regal fancy gown, and a bikini thanks to Heroes (and she also has some cool other outfits as well). Overall the main problem is that she's a little too popular, and perhaps too busty considering she's 15-16 (not helped by all the forced bounce she seems to get) but still she's a great girl.
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==Head==
Hair: A-
Eyes: B
Face: A

==Body==
Build: A
Chest: B
Clothes: B+

==Mind==
Personality: A
Libido: B-
Age: B

Total Grade: 83
Comments: A slight decrease, but I suppose I overestimated Kuchinashi's chest size. Not that it's bad now, of course. Essentially she does as well as she did back then, though now I understand that her flatness is more of an advantage. That said, she's good but her series slowly became awful.
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==Head==
Hair: A
Eyes: A
Face: B+

==Body==
Build: B+
Chest: B
Clothes: A

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: B
Age: B

Total Grade: 83
Comments: Overall Perrine does a lot better, as a meganekko like her should. She doesn't get penalized for her slender body, and I can better appreciate her pantyhose legs and especially ass. It helps that she didn't show up much in the chibi spin-off either, meaning that her “joke” (her attraction to Mio) doesn't become too awful. I can also appreciate her lovely hair and eyes which sorta match a lot better too.
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==Head==
Hair: B+
Eyes: B
Face: A-

==Body==
Build: A-
Chest: B+
Clothes: A

==Mind==
Personality: A-
Libido: C
Age: B

Total Grade: 80
Comments: Merry is definitely the type of girl that deserved a re-review like this, though I think her series is actually still ongoing so sadly I can't bring up any closure to it either. Still, the new grading scale does wonders for her and her slender body. I'm not as bothered by her eyes, and really if her hair were longer she'd be in A-range. Overall she's a great girl that deserves more love, shame that so many people have forgotten about her.
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==Head==
Hair: A-
Eyes: B+
Face: A+

==Body==
Build: B+
Chest: C+
Clothes: A

==Mind==
Personality: B+
Libido: B
Age: B

Total Grade: 82
Comments: Fear is a great girl as well, and she finally gets a score a beautiful Yukarin loli like her deserves. Not just a loli, but one that showed her ass properly (let's ignore the terrible OVA). It helps that I think that she was the “winner” as far as the series goes, and the light novels add a lot of cute outfits for her as well. Though boo all her misaligned jealously, I wonder how much of that is Silver Link to blame but she should be more proud of her flatness (or, even better, proud of her fat ass).
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==Head==
Hair: B-
Eyes: B
Face: B-

==Body==
Build: B
Chest: B-
Clothes: C+

==Mind==
Personality: C
Libido: C+
Age: A

Total Grade: 65
Comments: On one hand I'm not as mean to Tae about her flat chest as I once was. That said, she's still a type of character that doesn't appeal too well to me. She's often mad and can't cook which is a terrible “flaw” that gets placed on girls for no good reason. She gets jealous of others, but I will say that she's an important part of the anime. That said, maybe it's because she looks too bland for my tastes and really doesn't appeal to me in any other way.

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==Head==
Hair: B
Eyes: B-
Face: B

==Body==
Build: C
Chest: B
Clothes: C+

==Mind==
Personality: B
Libido: C
Age: C-

Total Grade: 59
Comments: Riro definitely needed more love, but it's hard to find a good place for her. She's far too young to appeal to me in a sexual manner (young in body and mind, at least) but she's still a great villain. The “naked apron” this series had did have some chest issues, which is really unfortunate. Riro is still a great villain, both for the blog and in her series, and it's good to see that she was redeemed by wearing glasses too.
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