emperortopaz's Blog

October 20th, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth-twelve week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

¡Hola! Bienvenido a mi blog- Er.

*Topaz takes a deep cough.*

My apologies, seems I've been playing Rubí Omega lately. And messing around with Google Translate for that phrase too. Anyway, as I was saying welcome back to my blog. Last week I dealt with scary animatronics and an equally scary demon. The week before I faced off with gnomes and also a demon. This week, from what Rias said last week I'll be facing Mio. Kinda odd that both have vaguely-Spanish names, but I guess sometimes things just happen like that.

*Topaz continues up the mountain, finally reaching the summit. There he sees Mio who is talking on her phone, standing guard in front of a holy circle with a ring of stone around it.*

: What?! Both Lisara AND Rias failed? And now it's up to me? Don't worry. I'll make sure that he doesn't get to this holy circle behind me.

*Seeing that she's distracted Topaz sneaks past. He gets to the circle and hides behind one of the large stones.*

: What? If he gets to the circle he can talk to the goddess? That sounds stupid, but explains why he'd need to come here. And yes, I understand if he reaches the circle I'll be unable to get him out of it because demons are weak to holy yadda yadda....

*Topaz nods and sneaks to the circle. He then looks up and sees the spirit of May. Her words then come via telepathy to his head.*

: What's this? Oh, I see. You've come crawling back to continue your training.


: Well what if I DON'T FEEL like it?

Then the world may be in peril.

: Shoot, you've got a good point there. If you don't get strong enough to defeat Aldra I'll have to come down and deal with her myself. What a pain, I guess.

So you'll finish?

: You should be glad that I'm so generous.

: Would you guys shut up? I'm on the phone.

*Mio turns around to yell at the ones making noise, but is shocked when she sees Topaz inside the circle.*

: WHAT THE?! How did you get pass me?

You were distracted.


*She throws her phone down, causing it to shatter.*

Hurry, before she tries something!

: It's up to you. You have to sit down and concentrate as I do my magical goddess dance.

Does that involve you shaking your butt?

: No, it's something all gods and goddesses can do. But you have to sit still for five minutes.

What?! Sit still for five minutes to become the most powerful person on the planet? Who has that kind of time and patience! And I don't mean that it would take nearly ten episodes either, just a normal five minutes...


*Topaz sits properly and remains still.*

: There, now just allow me to focus on my dance. Oh, and don't move. If you do, I might cause you to explode.

*May does a familiar dance, though not to Topaz.*

: GRRR! There must be some way that I can distract him and make him fail. Think... Think...

*Thirty seconds pass.*

: HEY! Topaz! Your five minutes are up! Better stand up and go back with me! Please, believe me. What I say is the truth!

*It doesn't work.*

: (Seems he's not an idiot like that Poo fellow. Wait, I know exactly how to appeal to him, especially since he has his eyes closed.)

*One minute has passed.*

: Oh dear! I'd better bounce my big, jiggly breasts a lot. Oh no! My bra has snapped! If only there was a guy around who could hold my massive boobies. I'd let him fondle ALL he wanted! And give him marshmallows and stuff too as thanks!

: (This is really embarrassing, but if seducing Topaz is what it takes-Wait, he's still not paying attention! Could it be that he's into something else.. Wait, I know!)

*A minute and thirty seconds have passed.*

: What's that Yuki? Oh don't be silly; that thong may be wedged deep, DEEP between your meaty bottom but I'm sure that it still looks good. And what's that? Your stomach is rumbling so you're going to be using a "wind spell" soon? Maybe if Topaz comes over he'll be able to have lots of butt fun!

*Two minutes have passed.*

: (I should have known that Yuki wouldn't work, she's more that one Zettai guy's type. Though I wonder if he'll ever talk about her-Er, now's not the time to wonder about potential blogs, I've got to figure out a way to... Wait!)

: What's that? Oh look, Maria is here too and looking to use her loli succubus powers on whatever male is willing? You'll even inflate your chest or even better your butt for meals?!

: (Still no response. I guess inflating lolis isn't his fetish either. Hmm, I know..)

*As Mio is taking longer to think three minutes have passed.*

: Wow! I wasn't expecting you bring Kurumi too, Yuki! And she wants to give Topaz something called an "armpit job"? I bet it's really clean too!

*Topaz still has no response.*

: (I should have expected that to be a long stretch. After all, I don't think that Topaz has ever talked about armpits at all. What was I thinking... Hey, wait... I know!

*Three and a half minutes have passed now.*

: What's that Zest? You want to pleasure Topaz with your dark skinned curvy body? Well don't let me stop you. All he has to do is come down and enjoy everything. What's that? You want to use your amazing thighs in various ways? I'm sure he'd love a scissorhold...

: (Drat! That's still not working, and I'm nearly out of time. Well, time to release the big guns!)

*Four minutes have passed.*

: Wow, the whole cast is here now that Chisato and her big meaty meganekko boobies are here! I know that you want to be between them more than anything, and she'll even keep her sweater on for additional pleasure during that pie-zuri thing you seem to love so much. Go on Topaz, dirty her glasses in naughty ways as she uses her breasts over and over!

*Finally, the five minutes have passed. Mio drops to her knees and pounds the ground.*

: N-NO! I was so close! Aldra was depending on me, and I've failed her! Even my seduction is a failure, as I can't attract a pervert like Topaz!

*He keeps sitting there.*

: Er, Topaz... The time is up, you know.

*Topaz's head droops and a snot bubble comes out of his nose.*




*Topaz wakes up with a jolt.*

: Well, I guess that's one way to get through this training. But while I unlocked your hidden potential once again that does not mean that you're necessarily stronger than Aldra. Still, you will likely confront her without my permission so go ahead. Now, our conversation is almost over, but I need to tell you one thing; I've sent Nina once again to pick you up, but it may take her a while to get there.

That's good, but what should I do in the meantime?

: I think there's someone over there that could use a bit of cheering up.

*Topaz looks over to Mio, who is crying with her face in the dirt.*

Thanks for that.

*He finally stands up, falling over at first due to his legs being crossed.*

Curse you my sleepy legs!

*Still, Topaz makes it over to Mio.*

Is there something wrong?

: It's just that.. with you ignoring my perversion it's like I have nothing left...

*Topaz coughs and looks away.*

Nonsense, I'm sure you have many good traits.

: Like what?

Er.. Um... Well, how about I do your blog. I'll be sure to find something there hopefully.

: Fine then, I'll allow it-wait, did you just whisper something there?

Not at all, and as she has given me permission...

==Meanwhile, in the Colosseum==

*Esdeath runs in to Aldra's room and kneels before her.*

: Aldra-sama! It seems that Mio has failed as well!

: Harumph. Some troops they were. But it is alright, this is all going according to my plan.

: I see, I was wondering why Fasalina was steering this towards the Spiritual Mountain.

: Indeed. I have no need for failures that haven't proved themselves. And this way we may get Topaz as well.

: You are wise beyond your years...

Hair: Mio, like the other girls this month so far, has red hair. And again, like the others, it's actually pretty nice. The color isn't as dark as the others, but it still fits her well. Mio also has a cute style, with side-twintails tied by cute black ribbons. The twintails are also fairly long, going about to hips. This matches her free hair in between the twintails as well, which is also that long and goes down her back. I really enjoy twintails when they aren't at the expense of the rest of the girl's hair, like in Mio's case. Her bangs aren't anything too special, coming to multiple points in a messy fashion that is pretty dull. That said her hair does frame her face well, especially since her side curls reach her shoulders or so. Oh, and in front she has two air flaps that form a M-shape above her bangs. Overall it's fairly cute but I wouldn't say that it's anything that memorable either.
Grade: B

Eyes: Mio's eyes are red or purple, depending on the series. The manga/LN seems to want red while the anime almost gives her purple eyes. If red it would match her hair, which is a plus. Not only that, but I really like the coloring the LN seems to have; it's shiny and gives a lot more feeling than the anime seems to have. Not that I'm surprised that the anime did a lot of shortcuts but still. That said I'm still not a big fan of her eyes. The main reason is that her eyes are tarame. This makes one of the problems I have with Mio a bit more obvious. I do like how she has eyelashes in the corner, giving her a bit of a feminine look though. She might have gotten better had she had better eyes in the anime, though.
Grade: C+

Face: Again Mio is fairly forgettable. That said I do like the soft curves of the her cheeks, though her jaw is a bit pointed. She does have a small nose which is always a plus, and I like her occasional blush. I'm not a big fan of all the moaning she does though. And I'm not sure if this goes here or on "build" but she gets a magical collar due to magic around her neck.
Grade: B-

Build: Body is where Mio seems to fall apart (though luckily not literally). For one she's quite short. She's 156 cm, compared the male lead Basara's 172 cm, and weighs 41 kg. A bit troublesome for my tastes, but not too awful. No, the main problem is that her three sizes are 90/53/83. This means that there's a difference of 7 cm between her chest and hips, and that's just unacceptable. Not only that but NO character in the series has hips over 90 cm which is really terrible as well. And that's only one reason this show is terrible... Putting aside the poor measurements, as that may just be due to the author being an idiot and picking poor numbers from a hat, Mio has a somewhat alright body. Her butt is still fairly curved and nice, and her thighs also look nice. She may be short but she's not an oppai loli, if wondering (her face looks too mature). However, that brings up another problem in that Mio's charm point is, well I'll talk about that next. Just take it from me, it's a rare event that something other than the chest for Mio is focused on. This show is the poor femsub version of DxD for a reason.
Grade: C

Chest: Alright, I may have said it before but Mio's chest size of 90 being 7 cm above her hips is awful. It's even considered her charm point, a factor she shares with Chisato. I'd ask why they needed more than one girl with the same charm point, but I blame trying to appeal to the idiots of the world. Much like the DxD girls it's somewhat dull how often Mio shows off her chest. She even has a washing scene, and probably more in the books that I wouldn't know about. Overall her chest is relatively plain and she has average nipples.
Grade: C-

Clothes: Sadly Mio doesn't have a card game to back her up. In general, she tends to wear the school uniform which consists of a white sailor shirt with a black collar, a black skirt, an orange scarf, and black thighhighs (it's good to see a girl wearing nice legwear after all this time). It's not too impressive, and the scarf falls between her chest which brings it out even further (which is a bad thing, I'm saying). Mio also gets put in a lot of outfits for Basara's attention. Some of these include a pink kimono, a maid outfit, pink pajamas, a red and white race queen dress, pink lingerie with garters, an orange tank top with shorts, a Santa outfit, an oni-striped bikini, and naked apron (though I'm certain she doesn't show her butt, ruining the point of it. Much like the other girls actually). The biggest thing of course is the fact that Mio has a LOT of chest focus. This means that even with the variety it's a bit rough for her to get a better score.
Grade: B-

Personality: For Mio's background she is a very powerful magic user. This is because she's the daughter of a former demon lord, the late Wilbert (must be related to just "Bert" from Monster Party). That said, she was sent down to Earth to grow up as a normal human girl. However, her father as well as her adoptive parents are killed (the former in front of her) by a villain. She's then adopted into the lead's family when his father marries, though I'm not sure if the marriage actually happens as we never see her mother. Anyway, Mio comes to the hero and lead Basara's house to stay. She then gets attacked by various demons trying to get her power as well as heroes trying to destroy the offspring of the demon lord. While the story is kinda interesting, it doesn't shape her too well. She does act a cautious of her powers, thinking her lack of experience will get herself and the others killed. It makes sense, but she is still pretty powerful even if she takes a while to cast spells. Mio is mostly calm and quiet, though not kuudere like. She's definitely more tsundere like, especially with her reactions to perversion. And with being "calm" from descriptions it makes her sound like a very generic girl. It's almost like she's generic on purpose to make the fanservice more important, I don't know how to properly explain that though. Mio does have a rare VA in Ayaka Asai, one I haven't talked about before (she's quite new). She's not bad, but there's a lot of other Testament characters I like the voices of more. Though that's not Ayaka's fault, she does really good as Rora from Aikatsu Stars and Hazuki from Euphonium.
Grade: C+

Libido: I don't know too much about Mio's "natural" libido. She does seem to be interested in Basara, and considering they're siblings by marriage this ends up being sorta incest. She's also the female main lead, so chances are she'd be picked over the other girls. That said, she does get upset when she finds erotic materials around (though more often she's angry at Maria for CREATING said materials). And of course we can't forget the contract that makes this show so awful. You see, what was supposed to happen was that Basara was going to be Mio's slave. However, this was reversed and turned this series into a horrible femsub-laden series. Really, it's just pretty much a fanservice vehicle and I have no idea why it does so well. Why did this even get a second season when better shows like SekaTsuyo or others get so much hate I'll never understand.
Grade: C

Age: I don't know how accurate it is, but from what I've heard Mio is 15 years old. I suppose that technically she's in the same grade as Basara and they're both the same age. Still, I was expecting them to be a bit further age-wise (though at least they are technically high school students). Considering Mio's curves and the fact that she was a demon I was expecting her to be ageless as well. But still, 15 doesn't do that well, especially with a body like Mio's.
Grade: C+

Total Grades: 54
Average score: 6.0
Final Grade: C+

And that's the blog for the week!

: Man, you really dug into me didn't you. What sort of problem did you have with me?

It's more your series being so single-minded and yet still popular for some reason. I don't mind fanservice, but yours was just mindless.

: Harumph!

*Suddenly the bushes around them shake and out pop the other two demons.*

: That's right, we've come for our revenge!

: Right! Even if I'm surprised that I got higher than Mio did.

Believe me, it makes sense overall.

: No need to explain! We'll crush you with our demon sandwich attack!

: Well, it may be an "attack" but it's more that we're giving you a hug as thanks for freeing us from Aldra. Now we can actually do what we want to.

: And don't forget, I'll hug you closer to my heart than these cows would!

Oh you girls...

*The three girls surround Topaz.*
Posted by emperortopaz | Oct 20, 7:07 AM | 0 comments
October 13th, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth-eleventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz continues climbing up the spiritual mountain.*

Welcome back everyone. I'm still climbing this huge mountain, trying to get to the summit to finish my training. Last week I met with a horrible unfair red-haired demon lead. I wonder what kind of girl I'll see this week. Well, I'm guessing I'll see a girl. Otherwise this would be a boring blog.

*Topaz gets to a cave entrance with "Cavern of Fear" written above it in neon lights. In front of it is Rias wearing a small hat and fake mustache, wearing an old sideshow-like circus uniform.*

: Come one, come all! Come see the great Cavern of Fear!

*Topaz sighs and walks up to Rias.*

What are you doing here, Rias?

: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm certainly not Rias Gremory, what are you talking about.

*Topaz glares at her, causing her to let out a sigh.*

: You're no fun, you know that. Though I could show you a lot of "fun", ufufu...

Just tell me what I have to do to do your blog or beat your little challenge or whatever.

: Nothing much. You just have to brave... THE CAVERN OF EAR!

I see-wait, "Ear"?

*Rias hits the sign with her fist. The "F" which was flickering in and out finally fully lights up, letting out a few sparks as it does so.*

: Sorry about that, I meant... THE CAVERN OF FEAR!

*Thunder crashes after she says that.*

: The path is easy. All you have to do is hit the fear machine. After that your biggest fears will arrive and haunt you until you exit.

That sounds awful, a whole cavern full of disappointing my friends!

: I imagine that there would be a more physical thing. But don't worry, once you get through I'll let you do my blog. IF you don't run away like a screaming baby, at least.

I'm braver than I look!

*Topaz enters the cave with confidence, and Rias calls out from the entrance.*

: All you have to do is activate the machine, then continue and see what your deepest fears are!

Sounds good then.

*Topaz has entered the cavern. A grate falls behind him and a computer with a large screen is on the wall.*

It looks like some sort of supervillain's lair in here.

*As he says that, the camera zooms out to the Colosseum. It shows Aldra and Esdeath watching his actions through a large crystal ball.*

: Ufufu, perhaps it is. But who knows. All I know is that this will be very... Entertaining...

*Back to Topaz, who finally pushes the button. The words "Cavern of Fear activated come up on screen. The door on the other side of the room opens.*

This doesn't seem to be too difficult.

*The door closes behind him. Soon Topaz finds himself in a back room. A fan blows on a table, with a cupcake beside it. There are two mechanical doors on the sides of him and a small window in front, above the table. He panics.*

No.. Not this... Anything but this. Oh Arceus... Please don't say I have to...

*Topaz starts to rattle the door he came in, but it seems unable to move. He turns around, panicking, and sees a familiar bear face in the window.*

: Hee heee heeee....

*Topaz turns white from the shock. The lights in the room in the window flicker, and when they return the creature is nowhere to be seen. Topaz's reflexes take over and he quickly hits the buttons to activate the doors, shutting them. Just as they shut he hears a couple of loud bangs on them, followed by scratching. Topaz starts to think to himself once again.*

(Phew, that was really close. I guess that I have to think about things like last time. A shame, I'm not sure how good the narration is doing this.*

*Outside the room whatever was trying to get him gives up and Topaz hears the footsteps leave. Nervously he opens the doors back.*

(I can't leave them closed the whole time. I only have so much battery... I can only hope that I have some way to distract me-wait, I can do my blog! That will calm my nerves. But who should I do it on. I mean, technically I should do it on Rias. Yeah, that's probably a fine one. And I think I have her permission so...)

Today's girl is:

Rias Gremory
High School DxD

*Topaz hears loud, running footsteps approaching the room he's in, as well as a loud howl.*


*As it gets louder and louder Topaz barely gets the doors shut again in time. He hears a loud crash into the doors, as if a large machine hit it. It knocks at the door once again, and he hears the same running footsteps leaving. He cautiously opens the doors again.*

(Another close call, but I guess that's what this is all about. I just hope that I can get through more of my blog before the next intruder.)

Hair: Rias does have a fairly majestic mane of red hair. The way it flows off her reminds me of a lion, at least a little bit. Her hair is also long, reaching past her waist and nearly to her knees with a fairly wide spread. Her sides come forward a bit, creating a bit of a V-shape above her chest. They frame her face nicely, and Rias also has a few outward half-curls sticking out as well. She also has an ahoge as well, and while her forehead is covered her bangs are a bit generic though I do like how they cross slightly in the middle. She has two bumps above her bangs as well. Of course I can't forget the fact that Rias has red hair. That said it's not too bad, as I don't mind the darker shades of red as much anymore (and the cool shadows help too). Overall not too impressive, but Rias' hair does have a lot of unique factors and I like how long it is as well.
Grade: B+

Eyes: Rias is a mixed bag when it comes to eyes. She does have a generic color, being blue or blue green, and it doesn't go too well with her hair's color scheme. That said the shape does work well, being fairly large with equally large pupils and a nice pentagon shape with a slight tsurime. Her eyes also seem to turn red when she powers up, but I'm not sure if that happens in the anime or if it's at some later point. Finally, and the most important for me, is that Rias VERY occasionally wears glasses. Sadly the version she uses in the anime is a frameless pair, but in at least one card she has a upper-frame version. I would like if she wore them a bit more, but even a little bit helps here.
Grade: B

Face: She doesn't do too well here, Rias's face is mostly average and simple, and not fond of how straight her jaw and chin are either. Her mouth is small, and while on occasional her nose is small and dot-like it seems bigger in general. She may have somewhat-cute faces as well, but overall her face is mostly forgettable. Not bad, just not too unique.
Grade: B-

(Hmm... I haven't heard anything recently. Perhaps they've given up.)

*Topaz hits the light on the side door, and sees a monstrous rabbit animatronic about to approach him.*


*Topaz pounds the button with the fury of a thousand suns, causing it to slam down on the creature. It chops the upper portion of its head off, leaving most of the animatronic outside. It presumably falls backward, as a loud crashing noise is heard. Topaz's heart beats extremely fast.*

(That was a REALLY close one. Well, I guess that because time is nearly up I can just, you know, keep the doors shut the whole time...)

*As Topaz finishes the lights go out, and the doors go up.*

(N-no.. Not the power.. I was so close!)

*In the room outside Topaz sees the bear's eyes light up. It plays a familiar tune.*

: Da-da-da-daa-da-da--

*The song is shut off short, and the room lights up. The bear is also nowhere to be seen, and a loud gong is heard. The cheering of children is heard.*

(Oh glasses, that's a relief.)

*However, the room soon morphs into a different one.*

(Me and my big mind... Well, here goes nothing...)

*Topaz looks around and finds a mask nearby. He puts it on, as he hears rattling in the vents above.*

(I imagine that this will be useful, now they won't be able to recognize me!)

*Fortunately for him, a minute or two later the rabbit of the destroyed face passes in front of him. Its eyes glow in an intimidating fashion.*

: ~Staaaarrreeee~

*The rabbit soon loses interest, and thinking that Topaz is an animatronic like him soon leaves Topaz alone.*

(This is so intense, no wonder they call this the "Cavern of Fear". Hopefully this is the last one. Now, let's look at the cameras...)

*The screen that Topaz looks through just has text that has "NO FEED" on it.*

(What the?! There's at least supposed to be cameras!)

*In the room that Topaz was trying to investigate we see what actually happened; a large, skeletal wolf is currently eating the camera.*


*Back in Topaz's room.*

(Well, I suppose that I can continue anyway....)

Build: Rias has a somewhat good body. She's 172 cm, which is sorta tall and I do like how she's taller than Issei (just barely, as he's 170 cm). That said, other than that her measurements are quite horrible. Her measurements are 99-58-90, and as you can see she has larger breasts by 9 cm which really hurts. That said I'll probably talk more about that in the next area. I suppose that I should at least compliment it as when they show Rias' thighs or butt they are quite nice-looking. I suppose that it's once in a blue MOON (er, or at least in official art). And 90 cm would have been good had this been about any other series. She's still totally a chest girl though, for whatever reason. Oh, and Rias occasionally has large black wings that come out above her hips.
Grade: C+

Chest: Meh... We're here already, aren't we. Well, as I've said before DxD is a very chest-oriented series, and for whatever reason Rias is said to be the top girl in that regard. In reality she's overly large, overly focused on, and even overly generic. I don't know what it is, but after so many seasons the breasts in DxD have just been becoming more generic. It's to the point where a topless girl is shown and, if the head isn't shown, it would be extremely difficult to tell who it is (lolis not included). It's become so commonplace that it's just dull, and the nipples aren't even that interesting or varied among the girls. I still don't get why Issei is so obsessed with the shape of Rias' chest in particular either; at least if he went after Akeno it could be said he's just chasing the biggest pair (a poor excuse, but better than being unexplained). Oh, and I should mention that later in the novels (not to the point where the anime has gotten to) Rias is able to shoot lasers out of her chest. Sadly this is not an offensive weapon (er, at least to the enemies. It's offensively stupid to many, I imagine); instead it's used to power Issei up. Using this effect does shrink Rias's chest a bit, making Issei depressed even if she recovers after a few days rest. Overall I might have liked her chest at one point, but the show has ruined it and it just looks awful now.
Grade: C

Clothes: Rias has a fairly wide wardrobe, at least if you count official art. She usually wears a school uniform, though it is pretty mamocentric and dumb. The reason is that the white shirt has vertical stripes, bringing out her chest somehow more, and she even wears a cross necktie and a jacket that somehow covers JUST her stomach as well. She wears a magenta skirt on bottom with low white socks which are "meh", though I do like how the color scheme works with red, white, and black. She has more modest underwear but eventually moves up to sexy red and black backless lingerie once she becomes more interested in Issei.
However, it is the other clothes where Rias does really well. While she still mainly shows off her chest, the demon outfit with wings she wears in the second season ED is quite skimpy and I like the high purple socks that match. She also wears a red track suit, a wedding dress, a tiny dancer bikini that barely covers anything, some nice black formal wear, a naked apron (though uselessly from the front), a sling bikini in one of the OVAs, a regular white bikini (though she trades with Akeno in one of the official images), a bunny girl, a cowgirl (as in Westerns, not the bovine variety), and draconic armor in the third season (though the canon of that is sketchy at best). In addition we can't forget the card game, though while there's many MANY outfits I probably can't keep track of them all. They're all fairly nice and sexy though, helping Rias out fairly well.
Grade: A


*The fox-like animatronic leaps towards the figure in the mask. However it seems to be a stuffed dummy that Topaz placed there as a decoy, which it doesn't realized until it has been halfway chewed apart. The fox looks around and doesn't see him at all, leaving looking depressed. Topaz, who was waiting in a nearby room, sneaks out.*

(Phew, I'm glad that I managed to leave that there. Now, all I have to do is surv-oops. Sorry.)

*Topaz trips on a slumped over costume that seems to have been left there. However, he starts to sweat when the costume's head lifts up. The hollow eyes soon get a small bit of white in them.*


*The static sound of the slumped creature is heard throughout the whole building, attracting the other animatronics. The head even floats off and flies towards Topaz, who barely evades. He then hops on the nearby table and gets into the vents. As he crawls through them he soon realizes that he's not the only one in them.*



*The skeletal fox crawls towards him from behind while the rabbit approaches from the front. Topaz closes his eyes, fearing the worst. However, he hears a familiar gong and children cheering. The animatronics power down.*

(Phew, I did it... but just barely...)

*The vents let out a strain and Topaz comes crashing down. He lands on a bed in a bedroom with a squeak. In front of him is a closet in front and two doors on either side.*

(Hmm, this place at least looks less frighting overall compared to the last two ramshackle rooms.)

*He investigates a bit. The sunlight outside pours in, allowing him to see clearly. On the right is a hallway is a rabbit plush which looks oddly familiar.*

(Fufufu, take THIS you Hobbes knockoff.)

*Topaz boots the rabbit further down the hall. He then investigates the left hallway as well, doing the same for a familiar bear plush. In the closet is merely a fox plush.*

(Well, I suppose that this is a much more calming situation. Let's hope that I can finish the blog in piece...*

*At the Colosseum Esdeath and Aldra are watching Topaz's difficulties in the Cavern of Fear.*

: Hmmm... Hard to believe that he's getting through this so well. Perhaps the boy is braver than I expected...

: Perhaps, but we can't have him progressing much farther. It's time to see how Topaz will deal with... Nightmare mode!

*Esdeath is shocked at Aldra.*

: W-what?! The super-scary mode that we haven't tried out? But what if my Topaz is injured! Or worse, killed

: All the better for my plans. We'll just harvest his energy.

: B-but I was told that we would take him alive!

: Are you questioning me?

: ...No, Aldra-sama.

*Esdeath looks down in sorrow.*

: That's what I thought!

*Aldra presses a button named "Nightmare mode". She grins as the animatronics change into fiercer, more nightmarish versions of themselves.*

: Eh ehehehe...

: It's... me...

: Rrrrr....

*The creations continue to stalk Topaz.*

Personality: Rias is the heir to a noble liniage of demons. This is because her older brother became literally Satan, and before the series revived her peerage/group as demons. Then she revived Issei, and the rest became history (horrible, mamocentric history). Rias also has the powers of destruction magic, with her main one being called "Extinguished Star" from what I can hear. It takes a while to charge up, during which she's vulnerable, and it becomes a slow-moving ball though it does pull enemies into it (much like a black hole, so in other words Rias sucks xD). Being King, as the roles of the peerage are shown to be chess-based, Rias is the leader and main demon of the group. That said she'll still give herself up rather than see a member of her peerage killed (especially Issei as Rias seems to have developed a bit of a dependence on him). Rias is a little mature and TDB-like, though not as much as Akeno. That said it does help that Yoko Hikasa is her voice actress as she's done a lot of mostly-mature if easily flustered girls like the K-On! Mio, Houki from Infinite Stratos, or many more examples. As for the reason that Rias is in Japan, it's a mix of both the human world interesting her more (as she's treated as a noble in the demon world) and her own love for the country. According to a short story she's a big Japanophile, collecting many things from the country and she wishes to have a traditional wedding in the country. Rias is also the one who told Issei to call her "Buchou/president" as well, at least in the manga.
Overall Rias isn't too bad. I do like the older TDB-style personality and she's a strong fighter as well. The only problem is that the series sorta wastes this and only uses her as a fanservice person. But that's more the fault of the series than anything else, DxD is stupid.
Grade: B

Libido: Rias' libido is fairly high. She teases the lead Issei quite a bit, mostly with her chest (though that may be because she's trying to appeal to that gnat-brained idiot). She even sleeps naked with him, and tries to have him take her virginity to get her out of an engagement that she was forced into. I don't think that counts as NTR, but if it does that's kinda bad (I wouldn't count it though). Rias is also the main female lead so even if the series is still ongoing it's fairly likely and generic that she'd win. This is despite Issei, as breast-obsessed as he is, being a total flake and not backing up his perversion. People need to stop praising him and mocking Rito when Issei does nearly the same exact thing by backing away from sexual occasions. And being fair, I suppose that Rias does get a little angry when Issei starts paying attention to the other girls which is kinda unfortunate.
Grade: B-

Age: I'm not really sure how old Rias is. She seems to be high school age, and older than Issei at the very least as she's a third year student. However, I can't be sure if she's older than she seems as she does seem quite mature (at least at times). She could also be 18 or above, considering she's a third year as well. All we really know is that Rias' birthday is on April 9th.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 70
Average score: 7.8
Final Grade: B

(And that's the blog for this week!)

*As Topaz finishes thinking that, lightning strikes and the power goes out. The serene bedroom now becomes much more frightening. Topaz slides under the covers, which consists of a sheet and a blanket. He hears footsteps stomp down the hallway.*

(No one is going to defeat me in my pillow fortress of solitude!)

*Soon the nightmarish bear and rabbit surrounding the bed.*



You aren't as scary if I can't see you! And since this isn't a game I'm free to distract you however I want!

*Topaz flings off the sheet and blanket, covering the animatronics. As they aren't used to this the stagger a bit backwards and get all tangled up, their teeth and sharp protrusions getting caught up in the bedwear.*

Well, since there's only one exit that I can think of now...

*Topaz opens the closet, revealing the nightmarish fox.*


There's nothing you can do to me, this isn't a game!

*Topaz dives past the animatronic, rolling and barely brushing against the nightmarish fox's body. It slams its hook down hard, just barely missing Topaz's leg and hitting cloth. Topaz continues rolling, breaking through a wooden wall behind there and crashing into the outside world. The illusions are over, and while he has trouble getting up due to the now-icy mountain as he slides a bit. He maintains his balance and stands up.*

Phew, that was close. Though at least now I don't have to be quiet like I was in there. After all, nothing's out here to chase me...


*Topaz looks behind him and sees a beast of machine and flesh approach him. It hobbles forward, with nothing for him to hide behind.*

I knew I shouldn't have said anything, but from what I've experienced it's better to face your fears.

*Topaz takes out the last item he has, the cake from Airi.*

Well, I was planning on eating this, but I can see no other way out of this. DEATH TO THE PHILISTINE!

*Topaz whips the cake at the animatronic, hitting it in the face. Due to the impact, mixed with being unable to get traction on the icy slope and the creature's natural stiffness, it falls backwards off the cliff. Topaz leans over and watches as it crashes down the face, hitting many rocks on the way down. At the very end it gets impaled on a rather large, pointed stalagmite. Electricity seems to spark off it, and the creature powers down.*

Well, that was a rougher ride than I expected.

*Topaz continues forward, but eventually he hears another sound coming from behind him. Fearing the worse he nervously turns around.*

Please don't let it be another-AH!

: AH! Don't surprise me like that.

My apologies. I was expecting there to be another monster.

: Don't worry, you're outside now.

I suppose, but wouldn't be the first one.

: I have no clue what you're talking about, but still congratulations. I can't believe that you managed to get through the Cavern of Fear. I mean, the last guy that went in there wasn't so lucky...

Oh? What happened to him?

: Well...

*Rias thinks back.*

: Oh, nothing important. Anyway, I suppose that since you beat the challenge I have to allow you to do my blog.

Actually I did it in there. It kept my mind concentrating on that rather than the horrors.

: Well, I suppose that works. But let me see.

*Topaz shows Rias the blog on paper form. She looks it up and down, putting on glasses to read it. After that she returns it to him.*

: Not bad, I guess. But I suppose that you have to go to the next area. Be prepared, Mio may be there to distract you.

The red-haired demon, I'm guessing. Seems there's some sort of theme going on this month.

: Well, it is October.

I guess that explains the Cavern of Fear as well. But I'll be seeing you later, Rias.

: I'll certainly look forward to it.

*Rias blows him a kiss as he continues up the mountain. Rias waits a short while and spreads out her wings.*

: Well, I suppose that it couldn't hurt to follow him a bit.

*She does so, following Topaz but with enough distance that he doesn't see her.*

Posted by emperortopaz | Oct 13, 7:41 AM | 0 comments
October 6th, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth-tenth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Errgh... Arghh...

*The scene begins with Topaz climbing some difficult terrain. He even has to brush aside pine branches as he goes through the rough forest.*

Man, it's going to take forever climbing this mountain. Though it seems that the blog finally begun, which means that interesting things should happen. Though I should explain why I'm here climbing Spiritual Mountain. I was told to do so by the wise sages as at the summit I'll be able to finish the training I ended too soon earlier in the year. However, I have to make this journey alone, to improve myself in the process.

*Topaz continues, eventually finding a road to follow.*

This seems easier, and it looks like there's a clearing up ahead too. Maybe I'll be able to take a-EEP!

*Topaz sees a red-haired girl talking to five small, ugly guys. Topaz thinks to himself.*

"Phew, that was close. At least I can still narrate my thoughts."

*Topaz leans forward to listen to the girl's conversation.*

: Man, I'm not sure WHERE Aldra got such... Unusual companions, but I won't ask questions. Now, remain here. Topaz is going to have to come through this clearing. Once you find him... KILL HIM!

*The five short men nod at this, and Lisara flies off.*

"Hmmm, seems like it's going to be difficult to get past this obstacle. But she's right. I'll have to get through that clearing. The woods and mountain around it are far too difficult to traverse. Alright, I can't stay here. I have to face them."

*Topaz attempts to sneak by the five short men, but they start to talk and step in a line. The one in front seems to have a very large nose. The group then talks in unison.*

: Five fierce guards of the Mount we be! 'Watch for a foreign man,' said she. With ears and nose, tongue, hands and eyes, its nature cannot be disguised. If man it be, then man, it dies!

"D-dies?! I'd better not fool around. Though I'm not sure how these guys will be able to do that, considering they're so short. Though I guess if they threw me down I might get hurt. Those are some spiky rocks down below-wait, I'd better listen to them again."

: Old Tom Trow, smell your smell. Do that which you do so well.

*The front most gnome, who was wearing a clothespin on his nose, removes it from his gigantic nose. Presumably so that he would not be overloaded every second.*

"Smell.. Do I have something extremely smelly-WAIT!"

*Topaz rustles around his pants and pulls out a cake that he obtained from Airi. He carefully opens the packaging, nearly gagging from the reeking gas emanating from the cake. He then waves the cake, holding it under the nose of the gnome with the jumbo nose. The gnome then takes a deep breath, hacking at the terrible scent. He soon puts the clothespin back on his large nose. Topaz closes the box and puts the cake back in his pants.*

: Tom Trow I am. That's all I'll be. *sniffs* My nose knows all on Land and Sea. *sniffs* A flower of stench, a smell I abhor. A flower, 'tis all, and nothing more. *sniffs*

"Thank goodness Airi's last blast wasn't in vain. Though I do hope that Zettai enjoyed his smelly meal, even if he was disappointed in the blog."

*The large nosed gnome moves to the back of the line. The next gnome steps forward, with huge ears that seem stuffed with cotton.*

: Listen! Hark you, Grovernor! Do your duty as you swore. With your ears, please tell us more.

*The gnome then takes the cotton out of his ears, listening intently to sense Topaz's location.*

"Hmm, sound. What can I use to make noise... A euphonium-no, not only do I not have one he'd probably realize that a human is still playing it. Something that sounds like something other than human... OH!"

*Topaz pulls out the wind-up nightingale he obtained from Kobeni and winds it up. He then sets it on the ground in front of him, and it plays a song just like a normal bird for the gnome with the monumental ears. As it plays the song, the gnome does a small jig, and after that he returns the cotton to his ears.*

: A nose is not a way to spy. My ears cannot be told a lie. A nightingale is all there be. No man is near, and so say me.

"Phew, that was close. And I'm glad that Orange Kid didn't make this bird or I'll have to pay Kobeni back. What, did you think I wouldn't make jokes to other games while making a parody of one in general? Don't answer that, me."

*The gnome with large ears goes in the rear of the line like the one before him. The one that moves up seems to have a huge mouth.*

: Taste, Grump-Frump, that we might know, whether friend or whether foe.

*The large-mouthed gnome rolls out a huge tongue from his mouth.*

"Hmm. I mean, I could use the cake again, but such fancy food might make him realize there's a person there. If only I had a more natural flavor... OH!"

*Topaz pulls out the mint he had obtained earlier from Yui Horie.*

"A shame, I was hoping to keep this. But I guess that would be creepy. Oh well, I guess this is the best use for it."

*He carefully places the mint on the tongue of the gnome with the gigantic mouth. He then rolls up his tongue and quickly eats the lozenge.*

: Grump-Frump knows a tasty treat. It matters not what others bleat. No danger is this one, so sweet.

*The gnome swallows and moves to the back. The one who replaces him is a gnome with very large hands, which are covered in gloves. He removes them and holds out his hands.*

: Trilly Dilly, use your hands. Is it beast, or is it man?

"Touch-touch... What can I do for him. I'm going to need a good amount of luck for this-wait, LUCK!"

*Topaz pulls off the rabbit's foot from the necklace that Eirin so long ago. He then holds it out for the gnome with the huge hands, who touches it all over.*

: Be all you mad? What aileth thee? A bunny can't trill merrily. A hare does not at all taste sweet. A rabbit here is all we greet.

*The gnome then places the gloves back on his hands and walks to the back of the line. Finally, the last of the five gnomes, one with huge eyes (though like the others his are shut tightly as to not overload himself) steps forward.*

: Old Bill Batter, never fatter, vision can resolve this matter. Look you now, and end this chatter!

"Wait, how exactly am I going to beat "VISION". Do I have something.. Well, I suppose that this potion from Touka with "INVS." on it is worth a try..."

*Topaz pours the contents of the vial all over his body. He then turns invisible, just as the gnome with the large eyes open them. The gnome then looks around, back and forth, and unable to see anything shuts his eyes again.*

: By all that's beauteous, fair and sightly! Four morons do I sleep with nightly! There's nothing there at all, I say! Enough of this! Let's now away!

*Being unable to agree with the identity of their new finding the five gnomes all leave. However, as they disappear into the forest Topaz finally appears.*

"Phew, glad that lasted just long enough. Though a shame as that potion would have been really useful to sneak into girl's locker rooms...."

*Topaz begins to leave but Lisara drops down in front of him.*


Yes, that's exactly where I currently am.

: How the HADES were you able to defeat those tiny guys!

I emptied out my inventory that I've been collecting for the past year. You'd never know when things will be useful.

: You play too many video games you know...

What, were you expecting your job to be easy if they beat me SENSE-less?

: It would have been. And that's a terrible joke too.

I'm sure my readers wouldn't agree with that con-SENSE-us!

: STOP THAT! Harumph. Well, since you defeated the trial Aldra and I set up for you I suppose that I should let you go.

I'll be happy to!

*Topaz starts to stroll off, but notices Lisara being depressed behind him. He returns trying to comfort her.*

What's the matter?

: It's nothing. It's just that I can't return to Aldra. And don't offer to do a blog on me, I know I'll score much worse than those demonic cows you'll meet up with further.

What's that? A secret cow level?!

: Not LITERAL cows, dummy. I mean, y-you know. Busty girls...

Don't worry, I'm not that type of person anymore. Though to be fair, I can't say that you'd score well for... well, other reasons.

: Eh? Other reasons? Like what?

I can only tell you if you allow me to do your blog.

: *Sigh* I guess I might as well.

That's good to hear. And as is understandable...

Hair: Lisara doesn't have too bad of hair. I mean, I don't usually enjoy red hair, but hers isn't that bad. It helps that it's a darker red, and occasionally a cool shiny sheen on it. I also especially like how the tips of her sides look purple. It has a cool gradient and is a rare red-haired color that I enjoy. It also helps that it's long, reaching past her hips. Her sides are also long as well, though that does cause the problem of cover hair. Her bangs aren't bad either, though they aren't a hime cut or anything great. Lisara's bangs are unique, I suppose. She has a long middle bang and she has a part above her left eye. Overall while not fantastic she's not exactly terrible either. I will admit that she'd look better with her mother's hair, which is the opposite color scheme (purple with red highlights).

: I bet that's not the only part you'd like me to have from my mother!

I know, you'd look great with her fat mature bum! At least if the show would have actually shown hers...

: That's not what I mean- *sigh* Just get on with it.

Sounds good, and also I almost forgot but Lisara can grow out small wing-like protrusions from her head while in battle form.
Grade: B

Eyes: Again, despite my usual tastes looking at Lisara's eyes isn't too terrible. It is a red color, but it helps that it works well with her hair. They are a bit rounded, and they do have eyelashes though they aren't too noticeable in the series itself. Lisara can also give a great seductive glance, especially when her eyes are narrowed. Her pupils are also fairly big and round, looking fairly pretty. Again not too great, and sadly her eyes don't have that gradient that makes her hair seem better.
Grade: C+

Face: Lisara's face is pretty basic, but still fairly nice. The same basic shape from Mina or Iria is here, with a standard small-ish nose and a nice curve. Lisara also has cute rosy cheeks, which give her a bit more softness than normal. Again, nothing too terrible but I wouldn't say that Lisara is too memorable either. I also had a bit of trouble finding a good image of her, at least without either a grumpy face or one that doesn't look like she's extremely uncomfortable as far as official art goes (which is why the one above may look poor).
Grade: B

Build: Lisara doesn't do too well here. And it's not because her body is slender either. Though speaking of which her body is pretty great, and her butt is pretty shapely (when shown). She also has nice legs and feet as well. It's not her curves that cause her problems. Instead, it's because of a really dumb scene where the lead presses against her crotch and comments about her "red hair". I'm not fond of girls having hair "there", so she loses a good amount of points for that idiotic scene. In addition, due to using magic she seems to get a lot of marks all over her body about halfway through the series. It's really splotchy and it bothered me quite a bit. So, basically what happened is that her body wouldn't be too bad had it not been for the hair or bad skin problems.
Grade: C+

Chest: Again Lisara does poorly here as well, and again it's not because of my previous standards. Lisara is mostly flat, with a bust size that's said to be seventy-something, but she still jiggles for no reason. She's also picked on quite a bit, especially by Iria (who is likewise terrible, as I've said before). This doesn't keep her from being mamocentric somehow either, especially with that dumb wet shirt moment in the special.

: Wait, so you're not dismissing me for my flatness? W-who are you? You're nothing like what Aldra warned me about.

I've changed since the last time I faced one of her minions. Though to be fair you still suffered, but in all fairness I guess it was the anime that was at fault; I can't be sure if the novels were better or not. Mostly because I found absolutely no helpful information on them, and they're not translated either.
Grade: C+

Clothes: Lisara does do a bit better here. Her usual outfit is the same school uniform as Mina or Iria, which consists of a sailor uniform with green collar and skirt as well as a red ribbon bow on her collar. It also has vertical lines on it as well (the uniform, not the ribbon). She also wears a large golden bracelet which is the source for her abilities. It seems that she also wears cute underwear as well, and her black thighhighs are quite sexy too. She also wears a near-naked apron in one of the later episodes, though I can't be sure if she actually shows her bum or not (this show was very forgettable, and time hasn't helped). In the OVA she puts on a few other outfits including a bikini and the aforementioned wet shirt. In official art she wears another bikini as well as another bikini, and in the novels some outfits include a wedding-like dress, a bunny outfit with fishnets, and a Santa two-piece outfit. Finally, I can't forget her great black battle outfit. It's pretty terrible, though. It has a nice black color with red lines, but it consists of a tank-top that is also a skirt, long gloves, and long thighhighs that nearly reach her skirt. While it doesn't seem bad, the main problem is that she also seems to have a cloak that covers her bottom half quite a bit, keeping buttshots from being seen. I do suppose that it's more often destroyed, but still it's a pretty bleh outfit due to that cloak. Otherwise Lisara isn't too bad, I guess.
Grade: B

Personality: Lisara is the heir to a royal family of demons. She comes over to the human world in search of a great source of power, but ends up making a contract with the lead Ryosuke by stabbing him with a sword. She's pretty much tsundere with him the whole time, mocking his powers despite eventually falling in love with him. She also has the powers over flames and can summon a large scythe named "Carnun Pladur". Overall she's pretty dull and being a tsundere certainly doesn't help her either. In all fairness it may just be due to the passage of time, but even when airing I was mostly annoyed by Lisara (not as much as Iria, but still).

: Grrr, how dare you not add more to "personality". It makes me want to punch you!

Don't be like Infamy or not-Infamy from the latest season! And anyway, you still had a lot of trouble Fake-Shana.

: W-WHAT?! I'm totally nothing like that Flame Haze!

Right, it's not like there's similarities like the two of you being red-haired fire users that use the energy from their male companion. Though I would admit that Shana has a FAR superior body to you.

: HEY, you can't say that a LOLI has a better body!

In all fairness it's because she's more appealing with her true flat chest and unmarked body, including a probably lack of "hair". That scene was just dumb. And I suppose that I should mention that I do like Aya Endou but while not bad Lisara isn't one of her most memorable works.
Grade: C

Libido: Ho boy, I really don't want to rant but I'll try to explain the problems. Lisara does have moments where she's accepting of Ryousuke's perverse abilities, especially when it's to help them battle. However, other than those moments she's a real tsundere and seems to really hate perversion. Not only that, but she's flat chested. While that doesn't seem important, it's more for Ryousuke's fetishes than my own. Ryousuke, the male lead, seems almost obsessed with breasts (though at least he did have a rare moment of butt-loving and fair, but that quickly passed). Still better than Issei, but what male lead isn't. Anyway, the main problem comes from Lisara winning, yet not really deserving it. It's like a lot of series want to force the tsundere lead with the guy, and sometimes it works really well because you can see the friction between the two turn to love. Girls like Taiga or Shana, to name drop her again, have a lot more romantic scenes (being both Kugimiya girls is coincidental), while girls like Lisara and Chitoge get forced into a relationship that neither the guy or girl seems to enjoy just because the author wants them together. This is especially bad in Lisara's case as she doesn't even seem to physically appeal to Ryousuke and there's a FAR better choice. Yes, I mean Mina and while being busty is important (for him, I mean) it's more that she has such devoted love for him that it causes a massive energy spike. I can't say much for the novels, but I have no idea why Ryousuke chose Lisara over Mina in the anime. Other than a combination of the artist's selfish needs and the basic devoted childhood friend-hating that's been going around in modern shows. Well, I suppose that I said what needed to be said, so overall Lisara has a lot of problems here.
Grade: C

Age: It seems that Lisara doesn't have an official age, or at least one that I could find. I'd rather not trust MAL's information for age. She seems to be about high school age, but as a demon it's not impossible for her to be much older either.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 60
Average score: 6.7
Final Grade: B-

And that's the blog for this week!

: Really? I suppose that's higher than I expected, but not for the reasons I was. Are you really THAT obsessed with busty meganekkos?

It's not that Mina was a busty meganekko. Though that did help her blog get done for that season. Instead it sucks that her dedication and childhood friend-ness, not to mention she was more accepting and had a body that he would prefer.

: You men are all alike!

Nonsense! We have all sorts of tastes! It's just the dumb studios that go with the lowest common fetish that are a problem!

: I GUESS. So when are you going to do the last main girl of the series Quele?

I probably won't, sadly she didn't get enough screentime. But I imagine that Zettai might do her as he liked her CULO best.

: Fair point. Well, since the blog is now over you can just go ahead to where Rias is. She's guarding the Cavern of Fear.

Well, I guess that it is October. Be sure to catch what dangers I might be in next time!

: And he doesn't mean just the horrible Rias either!

*Topaz continues onward while Lisara sits in a huff. After some time she gets curious and starts to follow him though.*
Posted by emperortopaz | Oct 6, 7:06 AM | 0 comments
September 29th, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

: Technically me being here is a huge walking spoiler. Don't continue unless you've played the games. To do so means certain DEATH!

: Oh no! Topaz hasn't played them as he's ineffective at playing visual novels. That means he's going off of the anime... MADE BY 8BIT!

*Thunder shatters in the background and dogs bark.*

Isn't that going a bit overboard?

: Perhaps, but they still made a poor adaptation.

: Wait, who did?

: 8BIT!

*Thunder shatters in the background and dogs bark. Again*

: Wahaha! Do that some more!

: Would you stop that! I don't need you two making any more noise than you already have.

But I don't have Solomon's Cane at all!

: And he didn't free a bird big bad either!

: What in the blazes are you two talking about.

: Seems they're speaking about magical girl anime.

: I love those, like Magical Powered Kanamin!

Exactly, only real ones!

: HEY!



*Topaz loses 5 hit points before Victorique pulls Index off.*

: Stop fooling around and let Topaz get to work.

: Finnneeee....

: I have more donuts.


*Index is immediately distracted by the tasty foodstuffs and leaves Topaz alone.*

Well, presuming that Kazuki wants to be blogged we can begin.

: Of course, anything for my precious little brother <3. Of course...

*Kazuki starts rubbing her butt against Topaz's crotch. She then pushes him down on a chair and sits on his lap, rubbing her butt the whole time.*

AIIEE!! Feels great!

: If you're going to be "presuming" you'd better be prepared to "press" "you" against "me". I'll even make sure you "assume" a lot!

*Kazuki bounces her butt more against Topaz's lap. He squirms from the squishy pleasure.*

: A-HEM! Topaz, shouldn't you be doing a blog now?

I can't help it, the Fan(ny)-service is so good!

: Puns aside-

: But not BUNS aside, am I right?

: AS I WAS SAYING, I'll let you complete the blog like this. You just have to focus.

I'm not sure if I can or not.

: Hey, why are you so cranky, Ririchiyo?

: I'm not CRANKY!

: Is it because Topaz might prefer my loli badonkadonk to yours?

... "Badonkadonk"? Now where did you hear such a silly word.

: I was plugged into a computer system. I've heard every word for derrieres there is.

I see, though that was still an odd choice to say the least. But getting to the blog-AH!

*Kazuki starts rubbing harder.*


: Fine fine...

*She stops, but continues to sit on Topaz's lap.*

Well then, let's look at the Sage of Biology herself as...

Today's girl is:

Kazuki Kazami
Grisaia no Kaijitsu

Hair: Kazuki has long, flowing hair that looks really great. It goes past her waist and is really full of volume. It's extremely beautiful. She also has nice bangs that are somewhat long, going past the top of her eyes. Still, they're somewhat plain and I would prefer a hime cut. Kazuki also has feather-like upturns on the left side, and her side locks extend to her shoulders. Her ears are still visible, though. Her hair is a beautiful white color (or a very pale blue), really fitting with her kuudere personality. The only problem really is her bangs, otherwise she has perfect hair and even now it's quite excellent. Oh and she also has side twintails in one of the specials, which while cute I do prefer her normal, free look best.
Grade: A-

Eyes: Kazuki has some beautiful red/purple eyes. It's somewhat hard to tell the color, but it's still a great one that works well with her lighter hair. Like a lot of characters the anime also gives her a red tint around the outside at times, though it's difficult to notice. She also has a great tsurime and her eyeshape is nearly flawless. They even comment that she's sleepy-looking at times. If only she'd wear glasses she'd be perfect here!
Grade: B+

Face: Kazuki is, again, very beautiful. I know that I'm probably getting tiring, but she's just such a great girl. Anyway, Kazuki's face is cute and rounded, with her cheeks looking squishy. She also has small features, especially her nose. Her cheeks look soft and somewhat rosy, which is really cute. Overall her facial shape is acorn-shaped though her chin does seem to be sorta wide (nothing wrong with that, of course). Overall she's extremely pretty.
Grade: A

Build: Kazuki has a great lolihag body. Well, I suppose it's more of a teen-hag, but still. Anyway, she's somewhat short at 150 cm, with her younger brother and main love interest Yuuji at 178 this is a bit of a problem. If only he would have stayed a shota, but oh well. Anyway, Kazuki has a really great pear-shaped body with measurements of 76-57-78. While somewhat petite she still has a great butt, and it's shown off quite a bit. ESPECIALLY in that one special where she's getting a massage and her butt seems to jiggle like gelatin (in a good way). Her cheeks were even spread slightly to highlight how great it her butt is. Her thighs and feet are also sexy, and in general she's got a great loli/teen body overall.
Grade: A-

Chest: Sadly this is the place where Kazuki suffers the most. She SHOULD be fairly flat, having a chest size of 76. While not the smallest in the cast it's still pretty low, but for whatever reason official art and 8-Bit seems to amplify her up a bit more than I would say she should. 8Bit being the worse considering her first season special made her uselessly bouncy and chest-focused. She's also hurt by seeming to be jealous of the bustier girls, such as one image with Yumiko.
Grade: C+

Clothes: Kazuki has quite a fair-sized wardrobe. We first see her in the school uniform which consists of a blue jumper, white shirt, sadly short white socks, and a darker blue bowtie. Due to an accident she also has her left arm in a sling. In one of the specials she also wears a lab coat only, playing doctor with Yuuji. She also has a white sundress which she wears in the second game/season and a black dress-style uniform in flashbacks. In one of the eyecatches she wears a pirate outfit, a reference to Captain Hook due to having a hook for a left hand. The outfit is just the jacket and hat, with Kazuki's "unmentionables" covered by a single white strip. The hook is fake, and she kept the joke up for years before the reveal which was really hilarious and unexpected. Finally, while not in the anime there was a Michiru magical girl spin-off where Kazuki was a rival witch. In it she wore a traditional witches hat and cloak, but other than that I don't know too much about it.
Grade: B

Personality: Kazuki is a really great girl. Kazuki was the main money maker of the family, being a prodigy with everything she did and drawing paintings to support her family. Her parents loved her and hated their son/Kazuki's younger brother Yuuji. In fact, the only reason they kept him around was that Kazuki refused to work if he wasn't treated well. That gets into her libido, which is the next area, but let's just say that she loved Yuuji very much. Continuing on Kazuki is extremely sharp and adaptive, but cold to people she doesn't know. Still, once she warms up to you she's extremely loyal. Yep, she's a great example of a kuudere, though the series really needs to use the name more (at least in the anime). As the plot continues on, and spoilers as well, Kazuki is pronounced dead after a bad bus crash and ensuing survival. However, she was secretly taken by the government and her mind was used to create the Thanatos system. She escapes thanks to Yuuji and his harem. Overall Kazuki just appeals to me so well. She's easily the best character in the series, and one of the best older sisters as well. Oh, and Akane Tomonaga did a really great job with her, giving a Kazuki a wonderful serious-sounding yet extremely erotic voice at times. Oh, and Kazuki's flower is the lily (insert your own yuri joke) and her token fruit is the pear.
Grade: A

Libido: Kazuki does extremely well here too. Sure there's the implied yuri relationship with Amane, but the majority of her focus is on her younger brother Yuuji. Though I will say, their relationship is somewhat more, well, erotic, in the VN from what I've seen looking at the CGs. And I guess Amane's massage also counts, but still. Anyway, Kazuki's relationship with her brother is extremely close. They're said to shower together, and she even played an erotic game of doctor in one of the specials. When meeting Kazuki after years Yuuji asks her favorite food, and he realizes it's her the minute she says it's him. She also mounts him and seems to do many other things with him in the VN (it is an eroge). What's important for this, other than me being an oldersiscom and Kazuki nailing that perfectly, is that she's also aggressive with him. Not in any fake-seeming "dominant but trying to hard" way (which, to be fair, is still miles better than "masochistic but trying too hard"), but a lot more genuine than I've seen. You can tell she really loves Yuuji as well, as he's her main support and she's the one pampering him as his parents don't seem to. Overall she does really gloriously here.
Grade: A+

Age: Kazuki is Yuuji's older sister, and he's a second year high schooler. That said, she was also in suspended animation for a while, so she still has a teen-hag body. I've heard that she's 18, but I can't be sure how accurate that is. In addition, her birthday seems to be March 22nd.
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 87
Average score: 9.7
Final Grade: A-

And that's the blog for the week!

*The camera cuts to Topaz and Kazuki having swapped places somewhat. Instead of her sitting on his lap his head is now laying on her thighs and she's patting his head softly.*

: The only reason that we changed positions was that I was becoming too hot and heavy to sit on his lap without "incident". Not that I would have minded, but Topaz wanted to keep it family-safe.

: WHAT THE?! Another high-scoring loli? What, is this the gathering place for them?

: Not only is her score high, but it's high enough for a picture! What are we going to do?!

: I don't know... I don't know.

*Index and Ririchiyo are taken aback by Kazuki's amazing radiance. Her powerful shining aura intimidates them and they shudder, hands held tightly together.*

You guys know it's not really that powerful.

: Ufufu, they're just mad that I'd do anything for my loving older brother.

: No wonder Topaz scored you so high. You shouldn't accept bribes, Topaz.

*Topaz sits up.*

It's not because she bribed me with sexual things, Riri. She's really a great girl. And as said she deserves an image!

: Such perversion! She's barely clothed in that image!

Better than the one welcoming me into the bed.

: Wait, why would you have THAT image?! Topaz, is there something that you need to tell us?

: Just because he had fanservice fun doesn't mean I bribed him. But since he gave me such a good score...

*Kazuki gives Topaz a deep, passionate kiss. He struggles a bit, but eventually starts glowing.*

: What the?! He's going to explode! Tou-paz, Topaz! Don't explode!

: I concur, it would make a mess of my library.

: It's nothing, Topaz is just leveling up. It'll happen any time now.

*Topaz's level increases, and he gains +5 defense and +3 summons!*

: See? Just like that. Though I'm STILL not sure how it works...

: Oh? It seems like my kiss has healed your wounds.

That's just because I leveled up.

: Hmm? Seems like you might have some "wounds" in-

*Kazuki starts to fiddle with Topaz's pants, but Ririchiyo stops her.*

: Stop it. There's innocent children here, and one's a nun.

*Kazuki snaps her fingers.*

: Darn it!

: To-pazzz... You're being perverse again...

*Index bites Topaz again with a loud crunch.*

KYAAH! And I just got to full health too!

*Topaz starts glowing once more, so Index lets go.*

: What did I do? Topaz! Don't explode!

: No no no, it's Topaz leveling up!

: From what?!

: Your face!

: Ahh, one of the few times that could be said without it intending to be an insult.

*Topaz levels up further, gaining +25 defense.*

Ahh, I certainly feel stronger now. Though it's odd having so many level-ups without HP gain.

: It's better than the alternative and having a Lord level and gain ONLY +1 HP.

That's true. But I have to thank you all. You've not only allowed me to level up but you've also told me to go to the spiritual mountain to continue my training.

: Just one thing!

: Don't try to seduce him any more.

*Kazuki snaps her fingers again.*

: Well, that was just a bonus. But what I mean is that you must make this difficult journey alone.

: What?! But Topaz will never be able to survive without me. Especially with Aldra's minions searching around for him!

: I'm sure he'll be fine. All he'll have to do is punch them!

I'm not Touma, but I do hope that they'll at least leave me alone until I get powered up.

: Same. And in the meantime I'll try to find some sort of way up to the Colosseum.

Sounds like a good plan. Hopefully it won't take me too long to climb. But for now, this is it for this week's blog.

: FINALLY. Now I might be able to find some peace.

*Topaz and Ririchiyo wave to the loli sages as they leave.*

Posted by emperortopaz | Sep 29, 7:22 AM | 0 comments
September 22nd, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Ririchiyo start the blog inside Victorique's library.*

Welcome back everyone! We're here and about to visit the sages in order to find a way to power me up.

: Rika told us to head here, so I hope they're still there. Hey, what do you think she's up to?

She's probably getting drunk at my house or something.

: What if something happens?

That would be awful, but as long as I have you by my side I feel as though I can continue on no matter what!

: Topaz...

...Because this door is heavy and I'm lazy.


*Ririchiyo pounds her fists on Topaz's back, not doing any damage but looking cute.*

Fine then, I'll get it myself!

*Topaz opens the heavy door, grunting to himself as he does so.*

Phew, that was as heavy as expected...

: And look, they're sitting right there in the middle of the room!

: Ugh, more unwanted guests. And it's you, isn't it... Topaz, I believe?

: My dear otouto! I knew you'd find me someday!

*Kazuki runs up and hugs Topaz, knocking him over. Both Ririchiyo and Index are steamed.*

: Topaz! We don't have time for your silly older sister fetish! We have to meet with the other sages!

: Tooouuummmaaaa....

*A loud CRUNCH is heard as the scene fades to black.*


*Topaz loses 5 hp, and when the camera comes back on he's sitting at the table with Ririchiyo and the other sages. He has a bite mark covering most of his face, and Kazuki has her arms wrapped around his shoulders.*

: So you say you came here because you wanted to find a way to power yourself up?

That is exactly what I said in the past five minutes I was explaining.

: Luckily we were able to edit it out. Though I can't believe so much of that was describing Haruka and the other fanservice blogs.

But they were important. ESPECIALLY the butt battles.

: Sounds like Yuuji really likes posteriors. I'm... not that surprised actually, considering he always stared at the secretary but I bet he'll love my big jiggly butt!

: Stop being so perverse, Touma!

: You guys do know that this is "Topaz", right? That's just his abilities at work.

: Stop stealing my fun...

: I'm sure that Kazuki and I both realize it, but I think that Index may be having difficulty realizing it.

I know the perfect way to prove I'm not him.

*Topaz grabs Index's great loli bum.*


See? If I was Touma her outfit would be destroyed.

: You just wanted to fondle her loli tushie, didn't you?

That's just a.. pleasurable side effect.

: Grrr....

*Once again Index starts chomping on Topaz's head, dealing 5 damage once again.*

I suppose that this reaction should have been expected.

: Indeed. So what brings you here to mess up my quiet life even further?

We're here to find out a place where I can get stronger.

: You can get stronger by training with me, my delicious otouto. And by training I mean... Fufufu.

I'm being serious. I ended my training early in order to rescue Ririchiyo and now I regret it as I have to face Aldra without my full power.

*Index releases Topaz.*

: So why don't you go back there?

It was high up in the sky and I don't know if I can get a ride back up there again.

: Ahhh, so you went to the Seat of the Goddess. Fortunately I know exactly where you can go next. You have to travel to the spiritual mountain. There, at the summit, you will be able to get stronger.

That's perfect!

: So the answer is just climb a mountain? What is this, Aikatsu?

: Odder solutions could happen. But now that you've found your path leave us be.

But I have to thank Index somehow.

: I love being thanked! Especially with desserts!

Sadly the only thing that I can do is talk about you in my blog.

: What's a blog?

: He'll talk about you a bit on the internet. I've been a big fan, and you seem like a good willing subject. Though I will hope that you'll do ME next time...

If you're implying the blog, yes. Otherwise Ririchiyo will get mad at me.

: So what, you're going to be staying for TWO WEEKS then?

: Is that alright?

: I suppose so, but I'm against it.

*Index is eating the donuts that Topaz brought.*

: I don't see what the big deal is, these are delicious.

: Were you planning on bribing her with donuts? She's not a human typhoon, you know.

She sure eats like one.

*Index is eating them one after another.*

: MMPHH... Dewicious!

: Chew and swallow before talking. Though speaking of talking, shouldn't you begin?

I will, and as she's given me permission (perhaps through bribery but still) let's turn a page and look at...

Today's girl is:

Toaru Majutsu no Index

: Hey! At least say my entire name!

But it's all long and Latin! Maybe Latin, I don't know languages.

: He barely knows English most of the time. I swear, sometimes you're making words up.

Don't be such a gorblesnarf, Ririchiyo. But yes, if you want to be technical Index's full name is "Index Librorum Prohibitorum". If you're including her magical name it's "Dedicatus545".

: You can't be giving that away willy-nilly!

: Actually it sounds like some chuunibyou video game name when the normal "Dedicatus" was already used. I don't know if there's a special name for that trope or not.

: If it is I bet that the first numbers would be ones like "007" or "420".

: GRRR! If you don't stop delaying the blog I'll bite Topaz more!

Hey! Why are you blaming me?!

: Maybe she wouldn't have to if you'd actually begin...

Fine then, let's get started!

Hair: Index has really beautiful hair. First off it's long and flowing, one of my favorite styles. It even goes past her hips (though fortunately it does not hide her buttshots). Her sides are also long, though sadly they are also thin. As a result you can see Index's ears most of the time, though it's not too terrible. Index's bangs reach her eyes, with a small gap in the middle which doesn't look bad either. On her temples her hair seems to curl upward slightly, though it's hard to tell. Her light blue color is also really pretty. There are also various other hair styles, such as having it up in a bun in the bath, but I like her main look most. Probably the biggest problem is that she wears her habit a lot, and it covers parts of her hair at times. That said, it is a cute hat and overall fits Index's character well.
Grade: A

Eyes: Index's eyes are big and show her emotions really well. They are really cute and adorable, but sadly they are tarame so she does lose a bit there. They are also green, and blue may have been better as it would have been similar to her eyes (though green is close, I suppose). She also has some eyelashes as well. That said, I still really like her eyes. But not as much as...
Grade: B

Face: This area here. I don't know what happened, but Index's face is incredibly appealing to me. As said before Index is really cute and this is definitely her strongest point for me. She has soft-looking cheeks and a rounded chin, giving a great childish look. Childish in a good way, considering she is a loli. She also has a small nose and rosy cheeks, both of which are things I really approve of. She also has a cat smile when happy, and she is also often eating. It, well, it's extremely hard for me to describe how Index's face appeals to me, it just always makes me happy. Oh, and we can't forget about the biting. In the first episode Index made a silly face when eating Touma's hand (the male lead). After that her bites become fiercer, usually leaving bite marks and being offscreen. That said, I do like how it's Index's way of bonding with him as it's not like she'll do that to just anyone.
Grade: A+

Build: Index may be a short, petite loli, but she's extremely appealing. Sadly the only measurement I could find is that she's 148 cm, being about average loli-size. She might be a nun and wear bulky clothing, but the moments she shows off are great. The first example that I continue to think of is in the first opening where she spins in front of the camera while naked and shows off her great loli bum. It's quite big considering her small statue, which is great. There was also the great moment where Touma walks in on her and Orsola taking showers (in separate rooms) and he gets a good look at both from behind or so. Index's legs are nice too, though her tushie is the main thing that appeals to me. To put it bluntly, Index reaches a level few lolis get for me. She's up there with Shana and a few others that have pretty much perfect loli bodies.
That said, she does lose some points due to what occurs in one of the arcs. You see, due to a magical spell everyone in the world swaps bodies. As a result Index somehow gets a guy named Pierce's grown body. She still acts like Index, so Touma continues to beat her up for being disturbing. If curious the one with Index's body was Touma's mother, and as good as the scene where she wears a tiny bikini is body swapping does hurt Index a little bit. Not too much though.
Grade: A-

Chest: Fittingly for a loli Index has a beautiful flat chest. Fortunately the anime isn't selfish and Index gets to show off quite a bit. It does look rather nice, though she like a lot of girls seem to not appreciate her flatness and becomes angry when people point it out.
Grade: B

Clothes: Index is most often seen wearing the Walking Church. That is, a protective white nun's outfit with gold trim. It protects her from injuries, but was quickly destroyed. It's currently being held together by safety pins, though it has lost the defensive properties. Occasionally she'll be nude, such as when her outfit is destroyed (as said just before). Other outfits include a magical girl cosplay, bunny pajamas that she borrowed, a purple bikini as well as a more orange one, a pink swimsuit with a cat ear hoodie, a tiny c-string-like bikini (though as said before this was just her body), a sailor uniform for a disguise, a green cheerleader (boo being used for a nopan joke from the front though), a somewhat miko-like outfit, and a sukumizu-like swimsuit. Overall it's incredibly strong and there may even be more further on in the light novels that haven't been adapted yet.
Grade: A-

Personality: Index is a very cute loli first off. She's very childish, but that makes her endearing rather than annoying. She was raised in a church (the Roman Catholic Church, if I remember correctly) and because of this she gets easily excited about normally-mundane things. She also is a big eater, and seems to enjoy eating more than anything else, Index is usually polite, but does get angered easily (though not without reason either). She also doesn't charge her phone enough, and while that doesn't seem like a big thing a lot of events are troublesome as a result. Also, despite having her name in the title Index really needs more screentime. She's still the main character, at least on the magic side, but her lack of screentime was even referenced in the movie shorts.
As a bit of background Index is named after a list of forbidden books by the church. An actual list, as in real life. This is fitting as it seems that Index has knowledge of 103,000 magical tomes inside her head. The Church didn't want her power to get out of hand so that they had yearly memory wipes. Fortunately Touma changes that, destroying the self-destruct symbol in her mouth. I don't like having memories drained so this is probably her worst part here. Index may not have the magic power to use all of the books, but she's still quite knowledgeable and can use some. For example, one of her most common effects is to take over the opponent's spells using something called "Spell Intercept". She just has to say the commands, though abbreviated to the first letters of each word, to take over the foes spells. She also has an ability called "Sheol Fear" in which the target's mind seems to break down (though that's putting it simply, and it doesn't work if the enemy can't hear it either). She also has a defensive mechanism called "John's Pen" which activates automatically when in trouble. It takes over Index's body and allows her to use her more powerful spells.
All in all Index is a really great girl. And Yuka Iguchi did a really amazing job. It might be a light and high-pitched voice, but I do enjoy it and it suits Index extremely well. Though I will say I like John Pen mode a bit more; it's a deeper voice and she's a bit more blunt and emotionless too. Still, Index surprisingly was one of my favorites from the series, and pretty close to the top as well.
Grade: A

Libido: Index actually has a lot of relationships. For one, prior to the series beginning she seems to have had a past with Stiyl and possibly more (as she had to lose her memories yearly for dumb reasons). She also becomes close friends with Hyouka as well, though not in a romantic way. Of course, the main relationship is with Touma as they're the leads (we'll ignore Mikoto AKA Railgun AKA Failgun AKA Sparkycrotch's rabid fanboys). I would love to see those two get together in the end. In addition Index also lives with Touma too. As said before she gives him a lot of affectionate bites and takes offense when he stares or helps out girls. That said, it's more likely that she's deeply concerned for his safety. She even confessed at one point, making her the only girl to do so (that I know about).
Grade: B

Age: Sadly Index doesn't do too well here. She's 14-15, at least according to my sources (she ages through the series). This makes her younger than her love interest, which is something I'm not too into as well. Nothing wrong here, but it does hurt her a bit.
Grade: C

Total Grades: 83
Average score: 9.2
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for this week!

: Well at least she-TOPAZ!

What? You don't need to shout into my ear you know.

: How dare you score another loli higher than me? A-are you going to replace me?

*Riri goes into a corner of despair while Index puts her hands on her hips and makes a smug laugh.*

: Oh ho ho! Seems like he prefers me over you!

It's just a result of me appreciating flat chests more now. You'd probably get at least five more points over your previous score.

: Curse you and your previous mamocentric ways!

I know, I was a real gorblesnarf back then.

: Please tell me you won't try to make that catch on, Topaz. You're trying too hard.

*Kazuki starts hugging Topaz once again.*

: Well, since the little girl's blog is done how about you do me next!

Fine by me, but it'll be next time.

: Boo making me wait. Though I'll make sure that the week will be "memorable"...

: Hey! No hanky-panky or horseplay!

: Finnneeee.... *sighs*

Since we found out who the girl is I'm sure that you guys are looking forward to it. Catch you all next time!

: *sigh* Seems like you'll be loitering around here next week too. When am I even going to find peace?!
Posted by emperortopaz | Sep 22, 7:10 AM | 0 comments
September 15th, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

: And sometimes he spoils plot and whole blogs!

Shhh, don't ruin the tension! Anyway we're here with Rin and Priscilla.

: That's us!

: I'm sure he knows that, bonehead.

: Don't call me a bonehead! And anyway I was just trying to tell the audience.

Are we sure that those two are on the same team?

: Teammates fight all the time. But I do think that they were recruited against their will.

: We were, but that doesn't mean that I'll bend over for the likes of you!

How horrible!... Can Rin?

: Stop staring at my tushie, pervert!

I didn't hear a "no".

: TOPAZ! Stop that!

Sorry Ririchiyo, I should know better.

: That's very accepting of you and-

I should only stare at your wonderful behind.

: That isn't what I meant!

: A-HEM. As charming as this little comedy routine is, I'd much rather force you into a competition.

I guess I won't be getting out of this one as easy as I did with Rin's wind.

: Leave my wind out of this!

: Yeah, keep her wind for Zettai! (wait, I can't make juvenile jokes like that. I'm supposed to be the MATURE one here!)

So what is the test you're going to have me do?

: A race! Or a battle race to be more specific.

Battle... Race? What's that?

: A battle where we race... How much clearer do you need me to be, sheesh!

: Sorta like in Mario Kart.

Ah, I see then. And seems like Rin already has her balloons inflated.

: Stop staring at my buttocks! How many times do I have to tell you?!

As many as you need to notice that significant hole.

: I don't have a hole... *checks and panics.* KYAAAHHH! Why didn't anyone tell me?!

I was thinking it was in bad taste and you'd be embarrassed.

: Insert joke here.

: Anyway, we'll race around and the first one to the finish wins. Any questions?

Yeah. Since this sounds really complex do you mind if we do the blog first?

: Be my guest I guess. It's not like I care or anything.

Well, you heard it from her so let's get looking at this classic girl...

: Man, she MUST be classic. Just look at that older art!

: Most shows were like that back in the 80s so don't blame me.

: Hey wait, why is she in other shows if Topaz has only seen 2040. Isn't that bad?

2040 is a different continuity so it should be fine. But I will say that I'll be focusing on that series more than the others. Though I do guess I should use "Priss" as that's what she's called more often, but oh well.

: Plus it's not like it's the first time Topaz did a blog on a girl he barely knew. And sometimes it wasn't even a girl...

*Riri glares at Topaz.*

My first year shouldn't be used against me as I'll admit that it was awful. But enough delaying, it's time to begin!

Hair: Priscilla has fairly nice hair. I really enjoy the brown color, and having it flow down her back also looks really pretty and wild. It is only to her mid-back but her hair still looks nice. Her sides also go past her shoulders, and it's often somewhat messy-looking with her hair sticking out all over. It fits her character of being a rocker well though. She does have a large gap in her bangs, though she does have a middle bang that's long enough to reach her nose so it's not like she shows her forehead. It looks really cool as well. I suppose that's just talking about the 2040 version, and I do have to comment that I'm not a big fan of the hair-curl the older version has. I guess I didn't watch anime that early so I don't feel nostalgic, but to me it does look sorta odd. Luckily it doesn't hurt her too much as I'm not taking it into consideration.
Grade: B

Eyes: Priscilla also has nice brown eyes, and having the color match always helps. Her eyes are also narrow and somewhat tsurime, which looks simply amazing. It also fits her tough personality as well in addition to my personal tastes. It also seems that Priscilla wears sunglasses at some point, but I sadly cannot remember when that was.
Grade: B

Face: It is somewhat unfortunate about Priscilla's face. It is serious looking, but sadly I don't just mean that she's stoic (that alone would be a good thing). Instead she does have a somewhat realistic face and her nose is sizable (such as in the above image). Her chin is also curved as well, but it does narrow pretty far near the bottom. Not too bad, but not my type of face.
Grade: C+

Build: Priscilla seems to have a fairly athletic body overall. Fitting as she does a lot of combat maneuvers, but still. Her legs look fairly shaply, and she seems to be 173 cm (but I'm unsure). In her suit she may be 190 cm, but that's probably counting the tall ears. Sadly she doesn't have any other measurements that I know about, and sadly I can't remember her butt being too shown off either (and sadly as the show is older there isn't any good way to check).
Grade: B-

Chest: Priscilla seems about average considering the other girls on the show. She's still somewhat busty, but not in any outlandish way and she looks realistic. She does seem to have a lot of cleavage shots, at least in official art. That said, Priscilla will hold a special place in my mind. She has the privilege of being the very first female nipples I saw in anime. Sure, Tenchi Muyo was first but the nudity was edited out, and the Love Hina girls didn't show nudity. And it was a real surprise to see the camera showing her running through the halls in one of the final episodes through her armor. Still, this doesn't mean that she gets too much special treatment from me or the series; it's just an interesting piece of trivia for a girl from a 90s series.
Grade: B

Clothes: Priscilla, at least in the 2040 version, usually wears a red jacket though it hangs on her shoulders rather than having her arms in the sleeves. It does look "cool" but I'm not a fan of that. Under it she wears a black tube top which is rounded over her chest (as opposed to being tight), though in early art she wears a green one instead. On bottom she tends to wear black tight pants with kneepads and tall heeled boots. She's also somewhat known for her fingerless gloves. Priscilla also wears a white and black bodysuit at times, which has exposed shoulders and cleavage. I probably didn't notice how much chest she shows until I started looking closer. Her Knight Saber outfit is a blue mech suit (called a "hardsuit") with red stripes and large antenna on the sides of her head (where her ears would be). When the suits are upgraded they are a lot more revealing, especially of the stomach and... "further down" which embarrasses some of the girls. It doesn't help that they have to concentrate as the goop covers them either. While performing Priscilla wears a red suit with large shoulders and matching pants, though her tube top shows underneath. At one point she also loses a bet and gets put in a somewhat frilly pink dress with a rose on the collar. She has pictures taken in it as well. Finally Priscilla also wears a tank top in casual wear and may wear a lot of necklaces (though it kinda seems more like a zipper at times).
Grade: B-

*Priscilla looks impatient.*

: Can you please STOP talking about my body now?

Can't stop won't stop might stop.

: What the H does that mean?

: All I know is that it's a reference to something only Topaz would understand. He needs to stop doing that.

It's just a let's play joke. But what I mean is that I wouldn't stop talking about it, but now that I'm finished I don't need to any more.

: This is all so confusing.

: He just means that he's moving onto the next area.

Personality: Priscilla is a really cool girl. She's aloof and definitely TDB-like, if she does have shorter hair than most of that type. That doesn't mean that Priscilla doesn't have a temper though, which she can easily lose. This is most seen when she's holding a grudge or takes Boomer attacks (Boomers being mechanical beasts) too personal. She's also the vocalist of a band called "Sekiria" and performs with them. She also drives around on a motorslave, which is a motorcycle with a mind of its own. She's definitely a loner, but as the series goes on and the other girls are more open she starts to open up as well. As far as combat Priscilla is considered a "Heavy Assault"-type of fighter. She fights with her fists in melee as her hardsuit has no ranged options. Still she's often the first one on the scene.
While I did see 2040 first in English I will say I prefer the Japanese VA better. Nothing against Christine Auten, but Yuu Asakawa does a great mature/older sister voice. I wouldn't say that Priscilla is either, but it still fits her TDB personality really well. It was also one of Yuu's first VA roles, only being in the second year she started or so. Overall she's a great girl, and I've probably forgotten one or two things but she's still a great TDB and a cool rocker, which I really like.
Grade: B+

Libido: Priscilla has a fair amount of libido. I don't know for sure, but she is considered to be yuri in the original OVAs. However, this is different from 2040 which is what I'm more familiar with. In it, she is tsundere for Leon who is a police officer that the Knight Sabers butt heads with sometimes. There's also some tease with the Nigel guy, who is a mechanic for her bike.
Grade: B-

Age: It is said that Priscilla was born in 2013. While today that would make her very young, that means that in 2040 she's 27. That's a lot higher than I would have expected (though in the original series, which is set in 2032, she would only be 19). I think that this is just barely past my limits, but do know that she does very well here. And that's if the information I found was correct.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 71
Average score: 7.9
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for the week.

: GRRR! She still got higher than I did!

: Barely.

: I don't care about my score. All I want is to defeat Topaz.

Well, the blog is over, so I suppose that you can explain things.

: It's simple. We're going to go around the track here, avoiding obstacles and attacks from the other drivers.

Sounds dangerous. But I hope that Rin doesn't mind me riding with her.

: HEY! Why am I the one who you have to ride with?

Because I can't ride by myself and you ride a Suzuki which is the only one who will be able to beat her.

: Well, I can't turn down such a compliment.

: Either Topaz is good at sucking up or his mimicry was activated on pure instinct.

*Priscilla puts on her helmet and straddles her bike.*

: Well? You two had better get ready.

I'm doing so!

: You're lucky that I have an extra helmet.

*She hands it to Topaz.*


*Rin gets on her bike and starts it. Topaz then sits behind her.*

: HEY!

It's just the vibrations.

: Do you mean the bike or her vibrating butt?

N-no comment.

: Grrr, pervert. But I guess I have to see this through. Now, hold on tight.

: And she doesn't mean her biggest "grab points" either. I know you were thinking that!

No I wasn't!... But now I am.


Fine fine.

*Topaz responsibly wraps his hands around Rin's waist.*

Well then, you handle the riding and I'll use items.

: What is this, Double Dash?

Oh, so you do know games other than bike ones.

: Of course! Though I prefer the later Mario Kart games as they have motorcycles.

: Should have known...

: So now are you two done chattering? I've got a race to win!

Wait, before we start there's something we need to know.

: What?

The track...

: What do you mean... OH! I can't believe I forgot that.

*Priscilla takes out a hologram-maker and uses it, creating a 3D model of the city. It then shows the path in blue.*

: This is the path we'll be taking, and there's a lot of item boxes throughout that we will can against each other. Shall we begin?

*Topaz and Rin are on the motorcycle and looking ready, as is Priscilla.*

: Remember, if you or your partner wins I'll let you go.

And if you win?

: I'll take you to Aldra.

: Wait, that's something we want!

In the future, but right now I don't think I'll be able to defeat her. I need to get more powerful.

: And what better way than winning races!

: Grinding on the peninsula of power? (Darn it, why do I know these gaming things!)

: Enough silly references, let's begin!

: Alright then, I'll do the count down.

*Riri gets between the racers as they pull up to a line in the road.*

: On your marks... Get set... GO!

*Both Rin and Priscilla zoom off, the former with Topaz. They go by so fast that Ririchiyo spins as they fly past.*

: Sheesh! Watch where you're going. But now what am I going to do?

*Riri looks over and sees an old bicycle. Meanwhile Rin is leading on Priscilla as they go around the first curve.*

: Alright! Looks like we've got the advantage!

I wouldn't count her out yet, look out!

*Rin barely avoids a boomerang thrown at her by Priscilla.*

: What the heck?! How did she even throw something so big!

Don't question it, it will only make your head hurt.

: Are you calling me dumb?

No, but just don't think of video game logic.

: Grr, I should get an item to fire back at her. Ah, here's a box!

*Rin drives towards the box, but it seems to be rotating the opposite way.*

Wait! No!

*Rin isn't able to change course and smashes into the fake item box. Fortunately it just causes her to spin, but that gives Priscilla time to pass them.*

: Eat my dust, Suzuki!

: That's not my name! And I'll be the one eating my OWN dust, thank you! Wait, that's not what I meant...

Less talking, more driving.

: .. Good plan.

*Rin drives off again. Priscilla is still in the lead as the duo goes past some item boxes, which Rin drives through. Topaz gets a two coins.*

Well that solves my money issue but won't help us in this race!

*The two riders pass another curve. Rin hits an actual item box and gets a green turtle shell.*

: Quick, fire that!

But if we do it now it'll probably just bounce back and hit us. Speed up by going on one wheel!

: Roger!

*Rin does so, with Topaz holding on tight as the two speed forward.*

: Curses! Well, time to fling this!

*Priscilla throws a banana peel with a face on it forward. It doesn't even land in front of Rin and Topaz, meaning they never had to deal with it.*

: That never works! Well, time to speed up myself.

*She performs a wheelie as well, sadly not the Kirby ally though. By the time she catches up Topaz and Rin have lowered their front tire for balance and she brushes by.*

: Hey! She can't just beat us like that!

I know, we have to catch up quickly. The finish line is right there!

*Indeed, all that lies before the end is a straightaway, and the camera zooms in on it.*

: Throw it now, it's our only chance!

Go true, green shell!

*Topaz throws the shell, but Priscilla avoids it and it bounces against the walls. Eventually it comes back and despite trying hard to avoid it Rin hits it. Her tires pop, she skids to a stop, and she's unable to continue.*


*Rin pounds on her handlebars in frustration and covers her head in despair against them.*

: Looks like I have this one in the bag!

*She zooms forward, but a familiar sound is heard.*


Posted by emperortopaz | Sep 15, 7:39 AM | 0 comments
September 8th, 2016
Anime Relations: Bakuon!!, Bakuon!! OVA
This is the Four-hundredth-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. For those that are just joining us, this will be a clip show. Just kidding, it's the normal summary.

: Stop referencing terrible shows, especially with what happened this week.

That dumb twist was stupid.

: Like you're one to talk.

Shhh... But anyway, last time I infiltrated Aldra's fortress and managed to save Ririchiyo. However, sadly many of those that I was allied with seem to have been crystallized.

: Also don't forget about the butt battle with Haruka and Airi!

That too, can't forget about that! I'll even show a clip of it!

*The video shows a flashback of Haruka and Airi's jiggly butt battle, but not much as Riri interrupts.*

: Don't get distracted, Topaz!

BUTT they were so jiggly! Speaking of butts where is that girl that we were supposed to do today.

: Girl? OH! She's over there.

*Riri points to the Suzuki rider, who seems to be stuck getting off her bike. She slides off, but the bike falls on top of her.*

???: CURSES!

: That looked like it hurt!

I'll rescue you!

*Topaz lifts up the bike well enough that the girl, who is still wearing her helmet, manages to get out from underneath.*

: Wow, I guess you really have trained. (Wait, he could take that poorly. Apologize this instant or he'll hate you forever!) Sorry.

No need to apologize. But are you alright, mystery helmeted girl?

: You don't need to say things like that. We already know who it is.

Shhh, I like being mysterious.

: You're as mysterious as a fossil. And I don't mean the Helix one either.

???: HEY! I can introduce myself!

*The girl looks uninjured.*

: Stop inspecting her so closely, Topaz.

I can't help it! But looks like her rear airbags deployed!

*Topaz smacks the girl's bum.*

???: KYAH! That's it, I'm revealing myself!

: Don't do that! We aren't on late enough to show nudity!

And the glowing light is painful!

???: Not like that! I mean like THIS!

*The girl removes her helmet.*

Posted by emperortopaz | Sep 8, 7:26 AM | 0 comments
September 1st, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth-fifth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone! Last time we looked at a great thong-wearing ninja and this week we're looking at a bird-girl!

: That's kinda summing things up in a really simple way.

: It's alright, Papi doesn't need a big introduction. So who is this "bird-girl" you're looking at?

: It's you!

*Ririchiyo points at Papi.*

: EHHH?! What does Papi have to do for this log?

It's blog, not log.

: At least those are close enough that the words can be confused.

Right, and to explain it a bit better I want to talk about you on the internet.

: Inside-nets? Like what Rachnera spins?

Not that sort of net. It involves computers and networks and stuff.

: OH! I play video games on computers! So will Papi be in a game?

Not with my blog, but I think that you're already in the Monster Musume phone game.

: Not that Topaz knows as it isn't in English.

: I see. So who is this "Topaz"?

That's me! Been a while since I've had to introduce myself.

: Usually your powers make the girls recognize you, or they just know you overall either from other characters or read your blog. I'm surprised just by how many fictional characters read it!

Does that include you, Riri?

*Ririchiyo blushes and averts her eyes.*

: N-no! Why would I need to, I'm in them anyway.

I knew it.

: Hey! Weren't you going to pog at Papi!

Well, we were talking and I wasn't sure if you were giving permission.

: Of course I give persimmon!

: I'd give him away too. Always dropping inventory and-Oh, you meant something else. Nevermind.

Enough talking about obscure NES games, it's time to talk about...

Today's girl is:

Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou

*Suddenly the loudspeakers come on and a mature woman is heard.*

: Hmm, is this on?

*Airi, who was leaning against the door frame with her arms folded looks towards the others.*

: Ether!

Hmm? It sounds more like Fasalina. Plus the picture and all.

: Okay, so it is, but Ether was her nickname while she was still mysterious.

: Why do villains like making nicknames for themselves?

Probably to build suspense.

: But it seems really inconvenient for them to remember to call themselves different names and-

*Airi holds up her finger, shushing Ririchiyo.*

: Shh, it seems like she's going to be saying something.

: Ahem, anyway. Topaz! If you're hearing this, come to the Forge Arena. I'll be waiting for you, ufufu...

Sounds sexy!

: Don't fall for her trap! Like you shouldn't fall for traps that you haven't even seen the series of!

Hey, my first year I was still figuring things out. How was I to know that a certain "Happy" trap would be so bad.

: You'd think that all the images with him would be obvious...

Fair point, show hogs do normally get a lot of images. But today we should be talking about Papi and now Fasalina wants me to join her.

: Here's an idea. You and your assistant stay here and I'll go confront Fasalina. She'll probably be glad to see me anyway.

But what will happen if you get captured?

: I won't. But if I do I'm sure that you'll be able to save me. Maybe not immediately, but someday.

: I hope that's not foreshadowing.

Don't worry, I'll defeat Aldra. But for now I have to talk about the bird.

: Bird is the word-Curses, now that song is stuck in my head!

*Airi nods and heads down to the arena as Topaz begins the blog.*

Hair: Papi's hair is one of her weaker areas. The light blue color is nice, and fits well with her personality (though she does have the most "outlandish" hair color of the cast I think). It also matches her feather-color as well. The main problem is the style as her hair is barely shoulder length. I'm not a fan of short hair, but the spiky and wild style fits her as well. Papi has somewhat long bangs, which are swept to the left usually, with the middle hanging down past her nose and sides that go past her chin. She also has an ahoge sticking up from her bangs in the middle. The main problem I have is that her hair is short, which keeps it from going higher. Though I do understand that long hair would probably get in the way of her flying.
Grade: C+

Eyes: Papi has wide and round eyes, looking really childish though in a good way. Her eyes are also golden, and while I don't know much about birds (so I don't know if that's a reference or not) I'm not a big fan of golden eyes. Unless they're on KDEGs, which Papi isn't. Papi also doesn't have good night vision, like most non-owl birds. Sadly Papi is one of the few girls of the main cast that haven't worn glasses at one point (and in Rachnera's case she would need really specialized glasses due to her multiple eyes).
Grade: C

Face: Unlike the past two areas I will say that Papi is absolutely adorable. She's really cute and childish, which fits her really well. She also has soft-looking cheeks and a fair amount of blush (though she doesn't get a great blushing scene like Centorea. It's more of a permanent luminescent blush I'd say). Papi also has a small nose and often has a big, really cute smile on her face. Overall she's quite strong here, as said before.
Grade: A

*Airi finally makes it to the Forge arena. Fasalina is standing there in shadows as Airi gets on the main stage.*

: Ara ara, seems that my little invitation got lost. Still, it seems that I've still attracted a RAT that needed to be sniffed out.

: Can't you see that what Aldra is doing is wrong?

: Oh? Making the world a better place is "wrong"?

: A world created on the blood and power-stealing of others is!

: Ara, but is that not how civilizations are born? People with power give it to others, who use it to rule over.

: Nonsense, we should be more peaceful!

: What a nice world that would be, but your optimism is unfounded and humanity is nonredeemable.

: Then I suppose that we should fight as our words are not getting anywhere.

: Quite.

*Fasalina and Airi charge at the other, their respective weapons clanging together as they swing.*

: Hmm? I didn't notice it before, but seems you look a little different...

: I don't want to talk about it.

: Seems that one ninja changed your body permanently, perhaps. Now you have a huge tushie to match that huge odor you can release!

: S-shut up!

*Airi becomes madder, her attacks becoming aggressive and she nearly slashes Fasalina a few times though the dancer manages to evade or block.*

: And it seems like your panties are gone as well... Been using too much energy lately?

: I don't need energy to face you!

*Airi suddenly strikes Fasalina, slashing her on the cheek. A small amount of blood drips out, which Fasalina brushes with her finger before licking.*

: Ara, seems that you're more powerful than I had expected. But no matter. I'll end the battle here. Consider this a gift for scratching my beautiful face.

*Fasalina smirks as she approaches Airi. She tries to back away, but her lack of energy makes her fall down (on her plump butt). She crawls back as Fasalina draws a vial.*

: Oh what misfortune you have, as now that you've been blogged by Topaz THIS will effect you now...

*She tosses the vial at Airi, who is quickly encased in crystal. Airi's scythe then crashes to the ground, stabbing into the floor.*

: See? Now that you don't have a choice. I'm sure that Aldra will thank you for being able to use your energy now. Besides, you get to be with your friends again. Maybe, I'm not sure how this thing works. But at least you won't be as troublesome.

*Fasalina walks over and steps on the crystal where Airi's face is.*

Build: Papi has a really great, if unique, loli body. She's about 157 cm tall and weighs 31 kg, making her really light though that's important for flying. Her three sizes are 70/51/75, and as you can tell she does have a much larger butt than chest. In fact her butt is shown off quite a bit and looks nice. It's likely because the other cast members don't have the opportunity to show off their derrieres due to that being their monster half, but even then it's considered her charm point. It is quite shapely so I appreciate it. There's also an omake where they pose a "what if Papi had tail feathers?" question and show that, due to not being able to wear shorts or panties she just shows off her bare butt everywhere and even peaches the lead (and other the other side, though that's not as attractive). And guess what? Her chicken butt is shown to be HUGE at times in official art! She does have a really outstanding loli body, I approve.
Except that, like Centorea and Miia before her, Papi's monster side does cause problems for me. Luckily for the harpy she doesn't suffer as much, having a lower body certainly helps. Anyway Papi's arms are more like feathery wings than actual arms, even coming with a single digit which birds actually do have. And Papi's wingspan has been said to be 4 meters, if curious. The arms themselves aren't much of a problem as they are unique and cool-looking. Oh, and I mentioned it before but Papi's feathers are blue like her hair. It's her legs that hurt, and I mean that in both ways of the word. You see, from about the mid-thigh Papi's legs are bird-like. This takes away a bit of her leg-appeal, and as she has sharp talons on her feet that are dangerous. They've even bent a bed in half! That said she still has a great body, even with her harpy parts.
Grade: B

Chest: Papi is a really important character in the series, being the token loli of the fanservice series. Surprisingly she also doesn't mind showing off her chest and she's actually treated as an equal when it comes to chest service (well, I do guess the busty girls get more, but it's not like the lead doesn't appreciate Papi either). She's not exactly flat either, though still pretty slender. She has nice nipples like the rest. Sadly what keeps Papi from getting higher is that, despite not being too concerned with such things, she has been pushed into roles that make her seem bothered by it. Be it wearing Centorea's shirt with balloons or Suu's unfortunate costume making her look busty Papi got forced into a couple of moments. That said other than those missteps she does quite well.
Grade: A-

Clothes: Papi has a fair amount of clothes. She tends to wear a specific blue tank top with short leg-less jean shorts. I like this as it shows off her nice figure well. Other outfits include the wedding dress from the opening, a school swimsuit which looks perfect on her, and the bad Suu cosplay (even if it is cosplay of Utsuho from Touhou, at least in the manga). In the Monster Musume game she also has a black nighty, a white shirt with spats, a towel, a long black shirt, and a white dress. Finally Papi has had art from the creator of her VA roles which includes Chiyo Sakura and Prinz (sadly the latter is just the hat and not the squishy butt).
Grade: B+

*The antics in the Forge Arena are heard in the prison area.*

: Hmm, seems that Topaz is facing off against Fasalina.

: Or at least he was. Seems that the battle is over. I hope that Topaz-han won!

: Maybe if we press harder we'll be able to hear more.

*Konoka and Setsuna press their heads against the outer walls, trying to hear more.*

: Hey, let me hear too!

*Centorea attempts to join them, but she knocks over many cages on her way over and makes a lot of noise.*

: Curse thy horsen parts!

: HEY! What's going on down there?

*Esdeath, who was woken up by the crashes finally enters the room that Centorea was guarding. There she sees that Setsuna and Konoka have been freed.*

: Really, and if you don't have a good explanation I'll freeze the whole lot of you.

: I blame you, Centorea.

: And I shall take thy blame. As a noble knight I shall pay for my mistakes as well. Have at ye, ice-demon!

*Centorea draws her sword and charges at Esdeath.*


*Esdeath has a grin and her eyes widen as she activates her freezing power. Centorea is soon completely covered and becomes crystal much like many have. Esdeath pushes the large crystal to the side.*

: Now, are you two going to give up and get back in your cages quietly, or are we going to have some f-u-n too?

: Y-you fiend! I can't believe that you'd take out your own units like that!

: Oh ho ho, she was no ally of mine. We were just using her as we still had her friend captured. Much like we did with you.

: S-so is this all my fault?

: NO! And I will protect Konoka with my life!

*She takes out her sword.*

: How fortunate, but a meaningless matter.

*Esdeath uses her ice abilities again, but Setsuna slashes through it with a magic-infused blade.*

: I should have known that you two would be a much better team than that cow that had no idea how to deal with magic. I do hope that this will be more fun.

*She smirks before throwing a few more spears of ice at the duo. Setsuna chops through the projectiles easily, though.*

: Now I'm just getting annoyed.

: I knew she wouldn't have the magic to stand up to the two of us.

: True, but we do not have the energy for a drawn out battle either...

: Looks like a quick battle would be the best for both of us.

: Indeed. Now have at you!

*Setsuna swings her sword, but Esdeath disappears at the last moment.*

: Where did she go now?

: Over here!

*Setsuna turns around to see Esdeath with Konoka in her arms.*

: HELP, Settchan!

: How did you get past me?!

: You should be fortunate that I used my time-freeze ability on you. It will take a month or so for me to recover it, but it's worth it to do THIS!

*Esdeath dribbles the vial on Konoka, her body getting crystalized slower than normal.*


: WAHAHA! Now there's nothing you can do to save her. And what fun it will be to see your failure cause you to suffer like this too.

: Nooo!

: I can still do THIS!

*Setsuna takes a vial from Esdeath's pocket and breaks it in her own hand. The crystalization begins, and she entwines her fingers with Konoka.*

: There, now we'll still be together.

: Oh Settchan...

*The two finish crystalizing together.*

: Pish, that was lame. I was hoping to torture the sword girl further. But oh well. It seems like we have an intruder that I could help take care of...

Personality: Papi is a fairly simple girl. She's cheerful and optimistic, and usually both hyper and excited. As said before she's pretty childish, which matches her body fairly well. She is a little naive, and doesn't know big words all the time so she sometimes gets confused. She even gets confused during her own introduction due to all the words ending in the "pi" sound. Speaking of her mind, Papi has a habit of forgetting things after three steps. This is apparently based on a Japanese myth involving chickens, but if Papi flies or is carried it doesn't take affect. She's also called a "bird-brain" on occasion, which fits her well. Still, she's very likable even if she's a bit lacking in the mind area. And in all fairness most harpies seem to be the same overall. Papi also enjoys video games, often playing them in her free time (especially the Wii). She will also eat nearly anything, but prefers meat and that includes poultry. Later in the series Papi goes to a farm and bonds with some actual chicks, wanting to take them home with her which was cute. Finally, Ari Ozawa voices Papi and gives a really cute voice to her. It's very light and I enjoy it. Oh and to explain the title Papi is Spanish for "father" but I imagine that, because the series mainly keeps to species names or so that it was intended to be based on "harPY".
Grade: B+

Libido: Papi is on the lower end of the perversion scale in this series, mainly having a child-like innocence. She still likes the lead and wants to marry him, and is affected by the full moon like the other girls. Sadly she hasn't had fantasies like the other girls, though. Oh, and I should add that Papi does lay unfertilized eggs every so often, which are quite expensive. Papi also has a few other odd relationships. For some reason the anime wanted to pair her with a bike cop that's a reoccurring if unnamed character, having the two tapping a window to each other but I wouldn't count that for anything. Papi is also really close friends with Suu, the slime girl, and the two are nearly inseparatable once they team up. Must be the fact both are somewhat child-like. There's also a short episode where her and Rachnera tease a yuri kiss, but the two aren't together much in the manga.
Grade: B

Age: The ages of the cast are unknown, but Miia is surprised when she finds out that Papi is the same age as her. It's likely that she's an adult as well, making her a great lolihag. Her birthday is March 21st.
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for this week.

: I am honestly surprised. You were a lot more fair and even gave her a better score than your favorite.

I blame Papi's body looking better, even if I do enjoy Centorea and the others too.

: Boss and his girls are all friends, so he should marry us all!

That would probably be the best and most likely ending, but I imagine that won't happen for a while.

: Much better than picking the worst girl, like with a certain ribbon-wearer for sure.

*Suddenly the door bursts open and the three villains emerge.*

: So THIS is where you went off to. How dare you ignore my beautiful request! Though I did manage to capture that ghostly maid of yours, ara~

: I'm sure that if Tatsumi-er, Topaz heard me making the request he'd come running. *licks lips.* And I captured those two girls and the horse one too!

: Stop playing around you two. Let's capture Topaz now and bring him to Aldra!

*Kuvira uses her earth powers to throw a large boulder at Topaz, but Papi grabs him in the nick of time. The rock is flung out the giant window in Papi's room, leaving an exit for them.*


: What, did you get hurt by the rock?

No, Papi is grabbing my shoulders with her feet!

*Topaz takes 10 damage as his shoulders bleed from Papi's talons.*

: Now isn't the time to argue, we should es cape!

Good plan!

*Ririchiyo goes into her demon side and her leaps out. Alongside her is Papi flying off with Topaz in her claws. The trio starts to throw projectiles at them, but luckily none of them hit due to Papi's awkward flight path.*

: *Sigh* I can't believe that all three of us were incompetent enough to not hit a single target.

: And we were all super-effective too. Though I guess it's called Stone MISS for a reason with you. We can only hope that Aldra is in a good mood....

: Fortunately I am.

*Aldra enters the room and the three kneel to her.*

: Our deepest apologies, Aldra-sama.

: Seems that Topaz will continue to be a thorn in my side for a little longer now. But thanks to the energy provided by the people you've captured I'm in a good mood. And that includes the tanline maid too.

: I figured that you would like that, but it is a shame that it delayed me getting here.

: Do not worry, and send out the motorcycle girls to fetch Topaz. I knew we kept them for something...

: Ara ara. I'll get right on it!

*The scene returns to Topaz, who lands softly on the ground.*

: Well that was sort of a bust.

I managed to get you back, but from the sounds of things it seems like many of our allies have been taken captive. And by that I mean in crystal and not just in jail like they were.

: Indeed.

: Don't worry, I'm sure that you'll save them!

True, but now we should get away from the arena as quickly as possible. We don't know what Aldra is going to send after us next, and I don't think I'm powerful enough to battle any of the generals let alone Aldra.

: Do you want me to mortally wound you to make you stronger?

I'm not a monkey! And Little Green isn't here either, so we can't use that strategy.

: I don't follow your conversation, but I have to go search for Centorea. I know she should be around, but I can't remember...

*Riri goes to say something as Papi flies off, but Topaz stops her.*

Just let her think the best. Plus I have to think of who to do next time.

: Or perhaps the girl will show herself anyway...

*A motorcycle pulls up beside them, a Suzuki symbol clearly on her outfit.*

Seems like it should be obvious, but you readers will have to wait until next time!

: You and your cliff-hangers...
Posted by emperortopaz | Sep 1, 7:37 AM | 0 comments
August 25th, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. Last week we managed to meet with Konoka and Setsuna and start freeing them.

: They also found me too!

Exactly. However, when we came up to this landing to rescue Papi we were confronted by one of Aldra's troops.

: And he doesn't mean me!

: Right! Or am I, who knows ufufu...

: We don't have time for mysteries like that, we have to save the harpy so that we can continue onward with her blog!

: That seems mean. I'm right here and you didn't even ask if you could do my blog. As a result I request a battle!

What sort of battle, and will I be fighting?

*Haruka draws a circle on the ground using chalk.*

: BUTT SUMOU! ♥ And obviously you can tell the answer to the second question. All your girls have to do is defeat me in posterior combat. I even have a disadvantage as there's only one of me.

I don't know how much of a disadvantage that is...

*Topaz looks at Haruka's butt, which she spanks to make jiggle.*

: TOPAZ! It's rude to stare!

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not being fair.

*He starts to stare at Riri's bottom, which isn't as big or jiggly as Haruka's but bounces as she's taken aback. She's also wearing spats which aren't as sexy as Haruka's thong, though still sexy.*

: I didn't mean look at MINE! (N-not that I would mind. Ugh, I thought that my arrhythmia was gone since it didn't act up, but here it comes back.)

Fine fine.

: Alright then, let's begin!

*Haruka and Ririchiyo start to battle, pressing their glorious backsides tightly. Riri certainly has the disadvantage, being much smaller, but she holds steady.*

: You're surprisingly skilled at this.

: Topaz has had me play that dumb game with him far more than I would enjoy or will admit. And while you may have the weight advantage my small but fast butt is no match for you!

*Riri uses her gatling butt-attack.*

: Don't call it that! That's embarrassing!

If only it were more true to that line.

: That could be arranged. ♥

*Haruka uses a powerful clothing-breaking attack, tearing a huge hole in the back of Riri's spats. Her beautiful bum is nearly completely exposed, which causes her to panic.*

: EEEK! Don't look Topaz!

: Now that you're distracted...

*Haruka takes a vial out of her coat and drinks it. Her chest decreases while her butt becomes bigger.*

Oh no! Now her butt has absorbed the flab of her chest! There's no way Riri can win now!

: Thanks for the confidence boost, really. But I won't be intimidated by this inflated sadist scientist and her smelly butt!

: Ufufu, leave the sweaty odors of my hind-quarters out of it. Even if they are very, very rank...

*Riri continues to slam her meaty loli ass against Haruka's inflated one, but all her attacks are doing are making her plump cheeks jiggle. While sexy it sadly does not seem to be affecting Haruka's fat inflated butt at all.*

: Yawn~ Are you finished yet, my darling? ♥ Because I've been holding out for a "finishing move" for a lo-o-ong time...

: Oh no!

: Oh yes, so take THIS!


*Haruka lets out a huge rank fart, blowing Riri out of the circle with the sheer power of her gas. Somehow her thong remains, even if it seemed to absorb much of her stinky blast. Riri picks herself up and coughs.*

: Sorry to let you down, Topaz...

*He helps her get up.*

Don't worry, I'm sure that Haruka won't be too cruel now that we've lost.

: You haven't lost yet, unless you forfeit.

What do you mean, there's no other girls on my side. Well, up here at least.

: What about her!

*Haruka points to Airi who was standing by the door with her arms folded. She lets out a sigh at the actions that have happened.*

: So what, I'm suddenly on Topaz's side? I can't believe that I got roped into this.

: What? Are you scared to face me?

*Haruka taunts the wraith by shaking her butt and spanking it, causing her inflated flabby cheeks to jiggle more.*

: Don't mock me like that! Alright then, here goes nothing!

*Airi gets into the ring with Haruka, pressing their plump cheeks together.*

: Wow, your butt IS really flabby!

: Thank you. It's to make it harder for opponents to tell my moves and also deals more damage.

*The two begin to fight, with their cheeks bouncing and rippling together very well. While distracted for a short bit, Topaz eventually sees Airi not doing well and tries thinking to himself.*

(I've got to help Airi somehow. Wait, I can do my blog! That might make Haruka weaker so that Airi can defeat her.)

Alright, while those two are battling I've decided to do THIS! And as you can imagine...

Today's girl is:

Senran Kagura

: Wow, there's been a lot of single-named girls this year.

I guess ecchi series like simple names. At least Senran Kagura and Queen's Blade, I mean.

Hair: Haruka has really interesting hair. It's a light brown color, occasionally looking blonde but not often. While not a dark color it does fit her ojou-like style of having cute curls on the sides of her head. No, not drills, but rather her hair curls inward below her ears. It's really quite cute, especially when you take her big pink bow into consideration. It looks good on her, even if it's not one of my favorite styles. Her hair seems wavy when it's not curled, such as in a few official images. Probably the biggest problem is that her hair is short and barely reaches her shoulders. It's likely that Haruka's hair is longer if it was down, though. She also has plain bangs, which are shifted to the right. That said, the games are a lot more free as far as hair styles and colors go, and that customization helps Haruka in my eyes quite a bit.
Grade: A-

Eyes: Haruka's eyes are a fairly pretty shade of green. It's not the best, but does look good. What's more surprising is that she does have a tarame but somehow her eyes still make her look dominant (which is fairly important and goes well with Haruka's personality). The soft art style also helps out a lot too. Sadly Haruka doesn't wear glasses in the series but that's certainly something I always do in the games.
Grade: B

Face: Like the other Senran girls, Haruka's face is really soft-looking. It looks great and her cheeks look so plushy and soft. The ones on her face, I mean (not that the other ones don't, but still). Her small dot nose is another appealing thing for me as well. And even if she looks squishy that doesn't take away from Haruka's dominance, what with all her lip licking and other smug and enjoyable expressions.
Grade: A-

*Haruka and Airi continue their heated and sweaty butt battle.*

: Oh ho ho, seems you're doing better than that bony girl over there. I'll give you that. But you'll never beat me.

: My pride is on the line, I've got to defeat you!

*Airi uses a flurry of butt-attacks, jiggling Haruka's inflated bum.*

: AH! My tushie! But not much...

: (to herself: Grrr, I've got to beat her quickly. I'm running out of time...)

*Airi's panties start to disappear, specifically the back as it makes it seem like she's wearing backless panties. The two girls continue their powerful butt sumou, their meaty cheeks jiggling as they press tightly together.*

Build: Haruka has measurements! Unfortunate ones, but measurements nonetheless. Haruka's height isn't too bad, being 169 cm tall. But her three sizes are 99/55/88. That is a VERY big difference between her hips and chest, and it's especially poor for Haruka who is a butt-based character. Really, she has a lot of attacks and combos that involve her hitting with her rear, and one in particular that she shares with Hibari causes both of them to slam their bums against the ground and make a heart-shaped crater. Measurements aside Haruka still has a really great butt. Her buttflab jiggles when her and Hibari slam against each other in the intro to one of the games, and since she wears a thong it's fairly easy to see her backside. Getting to the rest of her Haruka is still great. She shows off her fairly nice navel and her thighs look really thick and meaty (perfect for a choking attack, perhaps).
Grade: B-

Chest: Sadly this is where Haruka will get a penalty. Her chest is really big, but as she's a butt character that's a downside. She's even one of the biggest in the original cast, and as said before her hips are far too small in comparison (she really needs to break the 90 Hip Barrier). Not only is she busty like a lot of characters in the franchise but she also shows off a bit between her cleavage hole and her chest "hiding" a scroll in the anime. It's a shame to see her suffer, but her large chest works against her in this area.
Grade: C

Clothes: Haruka does very well here. Her main before-transformation is the basic Hebijo uniform which consists of a black sailor uniform with black necktie and black skirt. This might seem like a lot of black, but the collar and sleeves do have red stripes which is a nice contrast. Sadly she wears short socks. She can also be put in the winter uniform, which she wears on some cards and consists of a brown cardigan over a white shirt, a grey pleated skirt, and a big red bow tie. That said she is more identified with her transformed outfit; a white and pink top with cleavage window (or even more exposed in the versus games, she needs more support), a thong, and a large lab coat (with or without a puppet buddy, it depends on the game). She also wears thighhigh boots with garters, and occasionally she'll have unattached sleeves. Eventually Haruka gets kicked out of Hebijo so her casual outfit consists of a sweater with a wide neck hole that exposes her bra straps, a short miniskirt, and pantyhose with open-toe but heeled shoes.
The games, including the card games, put Haruka in a lot of outfits which really helps her as well. Some from the card games include a Santa outfit, a kimono, a nun, a nurse, a couple of bikinis (though she does wear one in the first game in a cutscene), a wedding dress, a witch's outfit, and likely many more. Probably the only problem is that Haruka tends to show off her chest with cleavage far too often. She also has a lot of outfits in the games thanks to all the customization, but I don't want to get too distracted by all the costumes she can be put in. Still, some include panty/thong-apron, the casual and transformed outfits for the other girls, a french maid and bunny girl outfit, a miko and Chinese dress, a mecha-like bodysuit, a towel, and gym clothes with buruma to name a few great ones. Overall she does really well here.
Grade: A

*Airi is starting to falter.*

: Oh ho ho, seems like you're starting to get tired too. Just give up now, and maybe I'll be kind to your body. ♥

: Like heck I will!

*Airi snags a similar vial from Haruka's coat.*

: HEY! That's mine!

: If dumb masochists can take your potions then I can too. Not that I'm a masochist-

: If you want to be I'll be a great sadist for you. ♥

: -but with this I'll even up the match!

*Airi drinks the vial and her butt likewise expands at the cost of chest-power. Now both girls bounce their bubble butts together, barely fitting both in the ring.*

Wow, I'd love to be between THAT match.

: Just get on with the blog, idiot!

Personality: Haruka is a really great character. She's a little ojou-like, as she was raised in an elegant household. However, she was treated like a doll by her mother. She ended up nearly burning down her house but was scouted by Rin before that happened and joined the ninja school. She quickly became the first elite ninja, and remained that way until Hikage and the others came. That said, at the end of the first game they flee the school due to helping to destroy the final boss. Haruka still acts like a mix of mother or older sister for her former classmates as well. As far as fighting goes, Haruka loves toying with her opponents and teasing those who are weaker. Though most of her sadistic side is in the next area do know that it puts a factor into her combat as she says a lot of sexy-sounding things. That said she is a combo-based character and I'm not great with those; I much rather like her long-range potion attack but that's limited as far as your health can go. Haruka's VA is Megumi Toyoguchi who did a really great job with portraying her dominant side, and she even gives Haruka an ojou laugh in the anime. Overall she's a great character, but I would enjoy if she was used a bit more (Burst did help, but I don't know much about the Versus series so she may have bigger parts in those).
Grade: A-

Libido: Haruka should score really high. She's an awesome sadist and enjoys teasing those weaker than her. She also has a lot of great, sexy quotes in battle and shows her dominant side quite a bit. As far as the main games go Haruka has a specific interest in Hibari. I'm not sure if it's for her abilities or Haruka just wanting to toy with her, but I like to think it's an actual relationship. Haruka also toys with Mirai quite a bit, moreso in the games where she's a mature big sister-ish teacher to the new recruit. I'm not a big of a fan of that pairing (I like the Hanzo/Hebijo rival pairings more) but as the series goes on this pairing has gotten more than a bit of traction. Haruka also seems to train with Ryouna or Ryoubi, new characters in the future games, but I don't know much about that. I will say that it's horrible how they have Haruka drink her own masochist-making soda and fall prey to Ryoubi. Though it is interesting to know she wanted to mass produce that drug to have many more slaves I imagine. Oh, and technically Haruka has a group of male slaves she calls "pigs" that she toys with as well, but that's not too sexy (I like one on one fun more).
Grade: B+

Age: Haruka seems to be 17, though she is still a third year. I imagine that having her birthday in July (the 20th to be exact) is the reason behind that but I can't be sure.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 79
Average score: 8.8
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for the week!

: What?! I hadn't noticed you were doing the blog! That explains why I haven't pushed this maid out yet!

: Or is it just that my butt is evenly matched with yours!

*The two big-butted girls continue to bounce off the others posterior, jiggling them gloriously.*

: Perhaps, but that's just because my formula made us equals. But there's no way you can overpower THIS!



*Airi rips one first, pushing Haruka away and out of the circle.*

: WOW! That smells AWFUL!

I feel bad for the cakes, but good for Zettai.

: You guys finished insulting my farts now?

Yes, but it's more that we were in awe of your flatulent powers.

: Indeed, I had not expected you to smell that horribly. But a loss is a loss, and sadly it seems like Zettai likes me more than you do.

As it should be, you are more his type of girl.

: Especially if you remain flat with a huge butt!

: Indeed, and now that I have lost I shall escape!

*Haruka somehow pulls out a puppet from behind her which transforms into a jetpack. She then flies off and away from the Colosseum.*

: What an odd girl. But how am I going to go back to normal?

I'm sure it'll be resolved by next blog. So let's enter!

*The three enter the room to Papi's room.*

: Hurray! Seems that friends have arrived!

That's right, but it'll be until next time before we talk about you.

: I hope I don't forget!

Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 25, 7:25 AM | 0 comments
August 18th, 2016
This is the Four-hundredth-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Airi finally make it inside the walking mechanical Colosseum. Luckily thanks to her wraith-like ability they were not seen, but she is currently peaching Topaz.*


: SHH! You know what will happen if one of Aldra's troops manages to find us!


: I don't CARE how much it smells, deal with it!


: Don't fall unconscious either!

*They sneak around some more, making sure not to awaken the sleeping Esdeath in the next room.*

: ZZZZ... Yes... Beg for mercy... Snooorrreee....

*The two sneak by without any trouble. They make it to the prison and shut the door behind them before heading inside further.*

: Alright, seems that we're in the clear-

*Airi is stopped in mid-sentence as a sword is pointed at her face.*

: Thou hath abandoned us, but you come seeking asylum? I say neigh!

: Horse-related jokes aside I come bearing a great hero.

*Airi pulls Topaz, whose face was deep between her buttocks. They jiggle from his head getting popped out from between them. His eyes are dizzy from the rank scent, but he shakes out of it quickly.*

Man, that stunk!

: Thou art correct, as Airi hath quite the aroma. Especially from her rear end.

: Well at least my butt is sexy and plump, unlike YOUR disgusting ass!

: I art not a donkey!

*Topaz gets between the two.*

Ladies, calm down! We don't want Esdeath to wake up.

: Pardon me, I was ruder than I should be.

: Don't mention it, as I wasn't too kind either...

So where are the girls I'm supposed to free?

???: We're over here!

*Two voices are heard inside a jail cell. Topaz and Airi go over and Airi unlocks it. She even undoes the bracers holding Konoka in place.*

: Finally! Those were so unfashionable!

: True, but they'd also make you explode if you attempted to escape.

: That's another problem with them. But, as I promised a week ago I'll allow you to do my blog!

: I am against it, but I am not able to say much either as you did come to rescue us. Just don't be rude to ojou-sama.

Don't worry, I'll hopefully be better. And as you can see, this week's blog is...

Today's girl is:

Konoka Konoe
Mahou Sensei Negima!

???: I hear someone starting a blog out there... Could it be...?

*A sheet is taken off a loli in the corner. Soon she reveals her identity...*


*Topaz nearly tears up from the reunion. He goes over and hugs her.*

: Hey! No reason to be mushy, idiot. (Though I certainly missed you too...)

*Riri rolls her eyes but blushes, indicating this is more her trying to avert her eyes.*

So what have you been up to since we were separated?

: You know, this and that...

Hey! Why are you such a higher level than me in Go?!

: Somehow being trapped in a moving Colosseum is really good at finding stops... But it is good to see that you're finally here to rescue me..

Of course I do. So where's Criet?

*Everyone looks down.*

That's never a good sign.

: She got captured by Esdeath, and I'm pretty sure she got turned into crystal.

: I'm just glad that she hasn't realized that Konoka holds much more magical energy than that elf girl.

: Thanks! It means a lot that I'm with you too!

*Konoka snuggles against Setsuna, flustering the swordsgirl.*

: AIE! T-this wasn't wh-what I meant!

So should Konoka get off?

: I-I do not mind it. Just get on with the blog, Topaz.

I suppose that I should... Here goes!

Hair: Konoka has really beautiful hair for my tastes. First things first is that it's long and flowing, waving out a bit in a gentle, flowing style. Her hair does extend past her hips, but I don't think it's detrimental to fanservice either. Her sides are also long, extending past her chest and look pretty as well. Of course, as an ojou she has a hime cut and that too looks quite fantastic. She does have a bit of a ring of light around her head, but a lot of characters in the series have that I think and it's just to show how straight her bangs are. Her hair is wonderful and black, but a problem arises as the anime doesn't follow that and tends to give her a dark brown color instead. That change is about the only thing keeping the wonderful hime-cut Konoka from a perfect score. She also has occasional differences, such as having decorations like cat ears during the festival, and when dressed up she has her hair up in a bun.
Grade: A

: You would keep Konoka from a perfect score just because her hair is not dark enough?! Prepare to die!

*She unsheathes her sword, but Konoka calms her down.*

: It's alright, I don't mind.

: Yeah, don't kill Topaz!

Thanks, Ririchiyo.

: At least let him finish the blog. I'm curious to see how it ends. (Hopefully he understands that's just a j-joke...)

Oh... Well, let's continue then.

Eyes: To balance out Setsuna's strong tsurime Konoka has a pair of big tarame eyes. They fit her personality well and look very cute. They aren't what I'd prefer, but I couldn't see her with a more rough-looking eye shape. Her eyes are brown too, which means that in the anime versions her hair matches which is a good thing. I'm not sure if Konoka wore glasses at all, sadly (blame my poor memory). In the SHAFT version Konoka also occasionally has what I would call "pudding cup" eyes. That means that her eyes are U-shaped with the tops connected with a thick line, and usually happens when she's suspicious or deep in thought. I imagine that they did this on purpose to reference a previous SHAFT anime (like they needed to reference Pani Poni Dash more, though).
Grade: B-

Face: Konoka is quite cute, but at the same time she's also not too outstanding either. This makes her sorta generic, which isn't bad but she's not quite memorable. Konoka's dot nose is still a plus in my book, and I like her optimism as she often has a wide smile. She also has a nice rounded head-shape with soft-looking cheeks.
Grade: B

Build: Speaking of cheeks-

*Topaz is once again threatened by a large sword.*

: You better not be saying anything perverse about Ojousama!

: But Setsuna! It wouldn't be fair if you made him unable to continue! You got yours completed!

: Yeah, but didn't Setsuna try to kill him THEN too?

: I just don't want people to know more than they should...

Don't worry, I'll be kind. Hopefully.

*Setsuna lowers her sword reluctantly.*

Anyway, as I was saying Konoka has a fairly nice backside. But first we'll talk about her measurements. She's 152 cm and 67.6 kg. I don't mind weight but do appreciate the specifics, and with that height she's 1 cm taller than her proper love interest technically. Her three measurements are 73/54/76, which means that her hips are bigger than her chest. She does get a few nice shots of her backside, including one time where she gets spanked by a villain. Or when Setsuna stared at her butt like a lot in the summer OVA. Not that I'm surprised as it is nice, and as said by the spanker Konoka does have a nice pale butt (the rest of her is pale too, giving the impression of a Japanese beauty like Setsuna). I can't remember if there's any specific buttshots in the manga, but I'm sure that there were. Other than that Konoka has a slim figure, with alright limbs that don't stand out too well.
Grade: B+

Chest: As said previously, Konoka does have a smaller chest than hips. This isn't a problem, but it sure seems that she's not as flat as she could be. Even with the great buttshot in the previously mentioned OVA she still gets jiggle, and when we see her using candy her chest seems to get a lot larger (it's not as easy to notice in the actual epilogue though). Like the other characters I imagine that if Konoka did show her bare chest she wouldn't have nipples either, which is an art choice I don't mind but I suppose that it does hurt her. She really should have had more butt-service, I think.
Grade: C+

Clothes: As with the others, Konoka likely has a lot of outfits I'm forgetting. But her main one is of course the Mahora Academy uniform (copy pasted): which consists of a brown blazer with white shirt underneath, red neck tie and plaid skirt, and short socks. Again better legwear would help. She also wears a nurse uniform in the school festival as well as a black goth loli-like outfit with cat ears and tail (as well as thighhighs). She has both school swimsuits and a variety of swimsuits (including a white bikini, a yellow one piece with "Happy Life" written on it", and a green bikini with side ties). She also wears a moe shirt at a time as well as a lot of traditional kimonos (as she's a classic ojou). She also has a lot of cute casual outfits, though no really stand out. When she's using her powers she seems to have a miko-like outfit, though the sort with talismans-onmyouji I think it's called. Konoka also has fans in this outfit. She also wears a maid uniform with apron, but sadly she wears a corset so the chest portion looks like it stands out a bit more than it should. Speaking of aprons...


In Setsuna's dream world it seems she wants Konoka to wear a naked apron!


It's alright, we all understand it. Finally, as far as official art goes Konoka has worn a race queen outfit and a lot of Santa outfits (including both versions with hats and one with a bow). Overall she's very strong, especially with the naked apron and other sexy outfits. Oh, and before I forget her suka form in Negima!? is a koala. I'm not sure why either (really that should have been Satsuki, who was a squirrel).
Grade: A

Personality: Konoka is the grand-daughter of the headmaster of Mahora academy, and is part of one of the most powerful families in Japan: the Konoe family. She's from Kyoto, which means that she has a Kansai accent (though I'm not sure if that's taken in account in the official English versions or not). Speaking of voice she's voiced by Ai Nonaka who does a great job (Konoka's English VA is Monica Rial who isn't bad either but still). Anyway, despite having such a deep and powerful family Konoka is surprisingly down to Earth. She's extremely sweet and kind-hearted, and always wants to see the best in people. She's the balancing force between Asuna and Negi in the beginning, and enjoys doing most of the household chores like cooking. In a way I guess Konoka is somewhat motherly, specifically when it comes to Negi who she gets roomed with. She's also slightly air-headed, but in a good way and sometimes it's hard to tell if she's just pretending to be as dense as she is since she's quite smart. She's in both the Library exploration team as well as the fortune-teller club, and really enjoys the supernatural.
Of course, we can't forget how much magical power Konoka has. As said before she has a LOT of latent energy, and is an extremely powerful healer. She even gets an artifact based on healing, though it does have limits (the body being intact being the main one, I think). It does have effects though, as the receiver may become ill from just HOW MUCH magic Konoka has. She even heals Negi's petrified hometown in the epilogue. Because the anime series were done so early on, Konoka's artifact does have different effects including making a whip of fortune-telling sticks or manipulating water with her fans. Overall she's a great girl, but I don't remember her doing much besides healing in the last parts of the series. I don't mind healers, so don't think it's that, but rather I think she drops off in character growth early on and doesn't seem to show off her personality too much later on.
Grade: B

Libido: Konoka is sorta low as far as libido goes, maybe. The problem is that it's hard to tell where her innocence ends and actual teasing begins. First up comes the early ships; Negi is shipped with Konoka slightly during the Omiai chapter where he helps her escape from an arrange marriage, and Asuna is her roommate and they're close friends as well. Of course, what's obvious is her pairing with Setsuna. The two are childhood friends and it's deeply implied that they get married to each other. UQ Holder messes this up a bit, as said back in Setsuna's blog, but luckily there's younger versions of them that seem to be descendants that is pretty much proof that they get together. As for their actual relationship, it's unknown how much Konoka intentionally teases Setsuna (as it seems to be a hobby of hers) and how innocent she actually is. That said they do have a mutual yuri relationship and in fact Konoka is the one who didn't have a problem kissing for the Pactio.
Grade: B-

Age: Like the others before her, Konoka is in middle school and is between 14-15 in the series. Her actual birthday is March 18th of 1989, which makes her slightly younger than her love interest by a couple of months. That said Konoka does seem to enjoy taking the age-changing pills during the chapter they're introduced. We see her change to 18, 7, 21, and an infant. Konoka is also about 21 or so in the epilogue, though we don't see too much of that.
Grade: C

Total Grades: 72
Average score: 8
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for this week.

: Hmmm...I'm not sure what to think. I would like if Ojousama had earned some more points, but with a lower score like this I imagine there would be fewer miscreants after her...

: Don't worry, Set-chan. Any person trying to get me will have to go through you first.

Both in battle and in love!

: L-L-LOVE!? Why are y-you bringing that up?

*Setsuna flusters as Airi lets out a sigh.*

: As much as I like seeing her fluster around like that, we really should be going. Where's that friend of yours, Centorea?

: Papi is being kept in the highest prison. Apparently Aldra-sama enjoys watching her escape attempts fail...

: Alright. Then we'll head up that way.

: Do not worry, I shall protect these two until thy has made thy escape.

: Are you questioning my sword skills?

: No, I merely know that mine hoofs wouldst make too much noise going up the steps. But I hold Papi's freedom in thy hands.

Good, so me and Airi will meet you all down here once we have her.

: Don't worry, I'm coming too! I've spent enough time away, and I don't trust Topaz alone with a girl with such a large butt!

: I'd be more suspicious if it was Zettai though.

Certainly. But let's head out!

*Topaz, Ririchiyo, and Airi head up the stairs as quietly as possible. They eventually make outside the room that Papi seems to be in.*

: Alright, this looks like the spot!

???: OH ho ho! I should have known that when there was an intruder it would be someone like YOU Topaz...

That voice...

: It sounds so dominant and butty!

???: That's right, Topaz...

Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 18, 7:59 AM | 0 comments