Ane Jiru The Animation: Shirakawa Sanshimai ni Omakase

Before i write my review there's a few rules about hentai that apply (note: you can't judge anime and hentai the same, budget differences, time, and subject manor.) Hentai is fairly predicable it's either rape, incest, blackmail, guy banging every girl in sight, or stuff that makes you wonder who the hell likes this crap.

All that being said Anejiru is a story about a guy who has to fill up this bottle with his step-sisters love juices and blah blah blah who cares; the reason why I write blah blah blah because the story is insignificant it makes no difference what-so-ever. ... This hentai falls under the category of incest (not really they're not related by blood and they didn't really grow up together), the positives about this hentai is that it has no rape or stuff that makes you cringe.

Anejiru has some pretty sex scenes and the artwork is pretty good as well. I would recommend that anybody who has just starting or wants to watch hentai start with something like this because other than the fact that they're step-brother and sisters (that happens a lot btw) this is hentai that doesn't have any sick stuff in it (i.e. scat or gang rape).

The female characters in this hentai are drawn pretty well, they don't have much personality, one is a care giver, one is acts like a little girl, and one tsundere (acts like she doesn't like the male lead but really does). The male character has no offensive traits, and he isn't a dirt bag either in hentai terms his downright likable, even if he wants to bang his step-sisters.

The bottom line is this is a good watch, the artwork's decent and it's definitely re-watchable. overall i give it about a 8.5/10 because the main point of hentai, and note this is my opinion so many of you may disagree, is the sex scenes and artwork, if both are good then you got a good porduct; if a good story to go with it then you have a great product.

I'm a girl, so sorry if that makes this review irrelevant to you. As I mentioned in a previous review, hentai has to be a bit different from others in order to stand out, especially if you watch a lot of different shows like I do. At first glance, this series looked like it was going to be mediocre because of its rather outdated art style and rather classic setup for a hentai story. Guy has some kind of item/condition/atmosphere where he has to have sex with women in order to progress/win/fix his condition. This series surprised me in that it managed to be quite ... a good watch despite its unoriginal content.

The story is different yet not different at all. It's another "magical item" hentai, which those of you who read my other reviews will know that I like. However, this particular item works a tad differently to others in that it has a mind of its own, and so it decides to help Yu to get laid only at specific times, and he also doesn't always need the help. What a stud. Anyway, the item in question is a bottle that needs "female juices" to be collected, or else. It's a lovely setup since the bottle can even change environments and people's perception in order to help Yu on his valiant quest. This gives the hentai a lot of opportunity and potential to make a truly kick-ass series... which left me a little bit disappointed with it. I feel like it could have done so much more with itself, but oh well. The story is just about Yu having to seduce his sisters in order to keep the bottle happy. It's fairly average. The plot does its job, and ties all of the ero scenes together quite well, even though the story is seriously lacking.

In terms of art, I was wary going into this hentai since the washed-out style filter and the rather old-school character designs made me think the animation wouldn't be able to support itself. Especially since the character designs of the girls looked nice, if not a bit "copy-paste with different hair colours". I was proven wrong, and the animation was quite nice. Standard, but not particularly lacking like I thought it would be. The animation loops are, sadly, obvious although it is to be expected of a slightly older hentai like this one. A little thing that I found to be distracting was the size of Yu's eyes. He has a very shouta-esque face and therefore it is round with large eyes. His eyes are often bigger than the girl's eyes, which I found to be interesting to see. Yu’s eyes are often so massive that they distort his entire face, making it out of proportion. Quite an amazing feat for an anime. Faces often look out of proportion, which sucks because the character designs of the sisters and cat are actually very nice. Things being out of proportion is also a pet peeve of mine, so it did upset me more than it would upset the normal person, I think. The hentai looks good when it wants to, and the detail is there often enough so that it never feels unfinished. Looking at you, Ane-Kyun.

The voice acting is very standard, none of the performances stand out for being better than the others, but Yu's voice does become distracting because it is very feminine and often sounds more girly than the girl he is, er, "girling" at the time. It did have some music at the beginning of each episode, sort of like an OP. I kind of wished that they'd have kept the credits for the end entirely because I don't think the rhythm of a hentai should be interrupted for the credits. But that's quite nit-picky.

The characters are very lacking, since the girls act very much the same. In the beginning, they are presented as two of them being pretty loose and outgoing, with one of the sisters being a bit quieter and more of a prude. I didn't feel like these "personalities" followed through though, since I couldn't remember who was who by the end. Yu himself acts quite innocent, but you regularly see his perverted side. Aside from the girly-ness, he is quite a cardboard cut-out protagonist.

Overall, this series was fairly done, but only a few scenes are ones that I remember fondly. It's nicely done and definitely not one to skip if you're new to hentai, but for a seasoned watcher like myself, I just don't feel like this series has anything new to offer or anything particularly good in it's hand. This one isn't bad by a long shot, but there is nothing that I can remember it by, except for the bottle, although I don't feel like this item was used to its fullest extent. Actually, I found that the non-sex ero scenes were often better than the actual sex scenes, and so some of the sex scenes were a tad disappointing when they finally came around. It wasn't a waste of time to watch, nor it is something that I would actively search out again.

For a hentai-eer, none of it is original. We’ve seen all of this done before, if not better.

I’m not really sure why that atrocity we humans like to call “Younger Sister Juice” never got a follow-up to the ending of when the main got his dick snipped off by a pair of supernatural scissors covered in slimy ectoplasm, making him unable to complete his wish of becoming the suburb’s youngest child molester. Something tells me it has to do with the fact that the creators simply realized at one point that they had just gone too far. Maybe the sales were shit. Maybe they were nearly murdered by serial killers because even the killers were appalled by what they were doing. But ... in any case, they never made another episode of that badly made piece of shit and instead the exact same premise was used for older sisters in Anejiru to much greater effect.

The story is the same as Younger Sister Juice. A self-insert bland boy named Yuuta suddenly gets three new stepsisters due to the always popular “father rushed into marriage with a strange woman without child knowing” cliché and moves in with them. He soon finds a magical bottle that will fulfill one wish if he fills it with enough fluids from his own sisters’ va-jay-jays. Thankfully, his sisters were already boning him even before he found the bottle, so that makes it incredibly easy for the dude to lay it on them in the bath, in the living room, and in a f*cking Death Star corridor if this thing had the same setting as Star Whores.

Now there’s a bunch of things that Anejiru does better than its earlier counterpart, whose only English title difference is that there’s no y-word in it, besides using older step sisters. For one, the girls are actually hot in this thing. They’re college-age. And they don’t make me feel like wanting to dial 911 when they flash their tits at me. Although I have to admit, I don’t like the oldest sister, Kyoko (the girl on the left in the above picture, except not chibi-fied). She feels like she’s trying too hard to be sexy to the point that she comes off like a stereotypical butch lesbian under more drugs than Rob Ford, and any sex scene with her in it makes me wish I was watching something with Ron Jeremy in it. And let me tell you, nothing is more hurtful to your stomach than watching a fat man covered in way too much hair boning hot women you wouldn’t get if you actually paid them.

But bias against Kyoko aside, the sex scenes in this thing are thankfully not crap. And by that I mean, they don’t rely on sick peeing fetishes and have worse choreography than sex in The Room. Yuuta gets to lay all three of his sisters from the seductive Kyoko to shy girl Anzu (girl on the right). But the one he has the most scenes with is with sweet but horny Ryoko (girl in the middle). And honestly, I can’t argue with that biased choice, because her hotness is so high and natural that she makes the other two look like a plastic doll that was victimized by a forest fire. Personality-wise she’s not much more than a sweet girl; but in hentai terms, that’s the equivalent of being considered old when you’re 25 in anime. Except not quite as tragic.

I’m not kidding in regards to how this thing seems to hype Ryoko as the main girl. Even the final scene when the dude lays all three of his sisters at the same time – another reason why this thing is better than the “other” sister juice porno – more time and attention to detail (harhar) is put on her. I guess anime gets “best girl” right sometimes. I just wish it was more often, like in any of the VN adaptations I saw back in 2007. But hey, when they get it right, they get it right. Not that Anzu isn’t cute or anything, but Ryoko is just that hot.

I can’t really finish this review without talking about the ending. No, it doesn’t involve the dude’s dick disappearing like that other anime, as the final four-way filled the bottle up so high I’m surprised it was able to contain what looked like a gallon’s full of liquid. Basically, we get a good ending this time. The one wish is granted, but for some strange reason, the granter were the sisters and not the dude. I’m not really sure why that’s the case considering the intro clearly stated that the dude would get the wish. Maybe the writers thought that the wish would be more “innocent and audience-friendly” if three hot girls who wanted to bone their new brother for the rest of their lives gave it, and hoped we wouldn’t remember the thin excuse of a plot due to being distracted by the sexy.

Anyways, I’m not going to say what the ending is, but lets just say that if you’re looking for wank material, you can do far worse than Anejiru. It’s honest without overdoing much, it’s sometimes funny, and it doesn’t make you feel too dirty unless you have an allergy to what’s the equivalent of geysers coming out of a mosaic-covered hole at Yellowstone National Park. Best compliment I can give really is that it’s the best “sister” anime I’ve ever seen, even if the standard is so low that it goes all the way down to Hell and is used for the inhabitants’ comedy routines.

Oh yeah, there’s a cat girl in this thing. But she doesn’t bone the dude, so she’s not important.

This is a little bit of esoteric knowledge, but i think beating off to hentai like this is less degenerate than beating off to regular porn made by (((them))) Thoughts? it's what it is folks. anyways you gotta fill up the juice, nobody else is gonna do it for you, are you gonna do your duty or are you just another cu*k? There's a great companion anime to this it's called "The greatest story never told" it's absolute essential viewing and will put everything in perspective for you. you can't find it on youtube anymore but if you set sails and start your voyage in ... seach of the one piece i'm sure you'll find it along the way.