Manyuu Hikenchou

Summer is here, fresh new animes right from the oven, Sadly I came across this pathetic excuse of an anime called "Manyuu Hikenchou".

So what is "Manyuu hikenchou"?.
Well I can easily describe it with one simple word, "Tits" thats what this anime is about, Tits Tits Tits and Tits everything is Tits.
Even though I watched only one episode, I can easily guess what happens next

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Tits.
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The story can already be predicted, the art is good, although I think those who made this anime took most of their artwork on Tits.

I didnt enjoy watching every bit of the first episode.
However maybe it may actually improve over the next episodes, but thats just a guess.

Overall: 4, ive seen lots of bad animes, who were better than this.

Overview:

Time to review an anime with an "interesting" premise. That premise is combining the classic, cheesy 1980s movie Highlander with a typical hentai. This is Manyuu Hikenchou, better known here in the US as hentai highlander. I was over at a friend's house and somehow the conversation of the "the worst anime ever" came up. I brought up garbage like Kite, MD Geist, Seikon no Qwasar, etc. My friend simply shook his head and asked if I had ever heard of the Highlander Hentai. My response was of course..."WHAT!? HOW COULD SOMETHING THAT STUPID EXIST?!" Unfortunately it does exist. Welcome to the sheer idiocy of ... Manyuu Hikenchou!

Plot and characters: 1/10

The plot takes place in an alternate Japan where the Tokugawa Shogunate won the war against the Meiji in 1867. For some reason in this alternate Japan it was decided that breast size would determine social status, wealth, and power. One powerful clan has the ultimate boob growing technique that involves slashing other chicks with a sword and stealing their boobs by absorbing them into your own! "There can be only 2!" Our heroine for lack of a better word must battle against her old rival who has been on a rampage absorbing the boobs of nearly everyone in the clan. Can the tit Kurgan be stopped?! There aren't enough drugs in the world to enjoy this bullshit.

Art: 4/10

The art is actually fairly decent, at least I have seen worse. The emphasis is of course on the giant tits, which are all right I guess as far as disproportionate cartoon boobies go. I'm pretty sure the same artists for Seikon no Qwasar also worked on this one. The art style and animation looks similar.

Overall: 1/10

This is like a Family Guy cutaway gag made by someone that doesn't know anything about anime, but wants to knock it for being perverted and wierd. The problem is that this doesn't last for 30 seconds. It isn't a joke trailer like those seen in Tarantino's Grindhouse. This is actually 13 full god damn episodes of the same bullshit. If this was a joke trailer seen in another anime like Excel Saga it would have gotten a few laughs, but actually making this atrocity and making it 13 episodes, What the fuck were they thinking?! I have no idea what drugs they were on, but it must have been some potent shit!

Manyuu Hikenchou is a show that requires special taste. It is pretty much a hybrid of hentai and regular anime. If you like excessively gigantic tits that are constantly slapping and shaking all the time, this is your show.

Story:
The show is placed in feudal Japan where Samurai's still exist. And in this era, gigantic tits is a sign of being well off (rich or sophisticated). This tradition is so popular, even the techniques the Samurai's use involve stealing tits from other people. (Obviously the story wasn't the focus).

That's as far as I got.
I dropped this series after episode three. At first, I thought the show ... would get better -maybe less focus on boobs- but that didn't turn out to be the case. I'm all for breast obsessions, but this is just ridiculous.

The show was labeled as an action series, but there is a line that is hardly ever crossed between action and just plain smut. And this show crossed that line.

This really does not suit my taste. I thought it would be ecchi, but this is just over-the-top gigantic boobs constantly slapping and shaking, it's just pure smut or softcore porn... which ever label you prefer.