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Feb 18, 2013
Right from the get go I spared no time download this thing after seeing Jun and Ami as the two lead voice acting roles.I'm not kidding, I grabbed a drink and sat the hell down and was watching it in less than a few minutes. Being a huge enthusiast of Code Geass I couldn't wait to see what sort of antics "Lelouch" and big breasted "Kallen" were going to get into here. Right from the first episode I was guaranteed to watch the next, and this anime does the good job of actually getting you to care.
Story - 8
I find this anime to have
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two sides of a plot, each catering to it's repetitive audiences. There's the part involved with politics, war, trade, and all that junk, and then there's the parts involving the more inner characters, dealing with their trails and tribulations, getting some light-hearted slice of life which is most enjoyable (in my opinion of course)
It's really double sided. You may enjoy one over the other, but if you're good on both, than you'll get an even mix of flavor to make this watch and enjoyable one.
The best part of the plot I would say is how the protagonist manages to attract his two best female interests in the most adorable way possible. That tingly feeling that you get watching these flirty scenes? You get plenty here.
Art - 8
I've taken a good break, about a year, from anime before I came back into it, starting with this one and a few others. I still remember promising myself not to give too high of a score to the art category, because even though the standard animes now all have some aspect of amazing art I have to raise the bar.
However, even with the bar raised, this managed to clear it magnificently. The art is gorgeous. The wheat fields dance and the grass blows in the wind. Background animations are particularly splendid. The character art goes without saying, making service the absolute bomb.
You gotta draw those demon tits correctly. I'm not a fan of tankers, but it's good are like this that makes it work for me.
Sound - 7
Most of you watching an anime for Jun Fukuyama's voice want to hear the deep sexy one he uses in Code Geass as Lelouch. Well, good for you because you'll get it here, along with the lighter voice that still sounds very much like Lelouch. Along with Kallen's voice actor, who joins him in dialogue. I often stare at still pictures of the two Code Geass characters while this anime is on and laugh myself silly.
We've also got other prominent actors here, but I won't mention them.
Who doesn't want to hear Lelouch stammering in shyness?
Character - 8
My fingers are starting to hurt...
The characters are great, just see for yourself an tell me that I was wrong. The scum feel like scum and the heroes feel like heroes. Good job, people writing this anime.
Enjoyment - 8
It got my twenty minutes and I still have more and a fuck to give. Yes, this anime is very much acceptable for viewing.
Overall - 8
IT'S STILL A DAMN SHAME THAT IT'S ONLY 12 EPISODES
Reviewer’s Rating: 8
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Apr 10, 2012
Omg these noobs gave this anime a 10... Now before I even start my review I am going to remind people that 10 is the pinnacle of anime quality. Evangelion, Code Geass, Disappearance of Suzumiya Haruhi, etc. All up there in God Tier Class that deserve such a legendary number as 10.
Upotte!! = 10 = God Tier?
[B]What the hell are you talking about?[/B]
You know you're talking out of your ass when this fail of an anime doesn't even make it on the top 50, let alone get over the 7.0 average mark. Still blows my mind to this day. Lol eat me.
Story - There's nothing.
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The first episode doesn't start anything, there doesn't seem to be any traces of a plot, you can expect nothing from it until the last two episodes where they try to have drama but fail at making me empty my pockets for any fucks I might have left to spare.
Art - About two years ago I would have said this is some nice art. But give me something I haven't seen, standards have gone way up and this is not impressing me.
Sound - pew pew pew, bang bang bang. It wasn't good enough to make me care what it sounded like.
Characters - This is actually the most frustrating because there are no characters. You call these things characters? You don't care what they are, why they are motivated to move towards a goal they have, you don't sympathize for them, you couldn't give a crap less if they died in a tragic way, in fact I was actually hoping for them to because I was so offended at how it ever so freaking bored me.
I don't care if it's the first episode and that I should give it time before forming an opinion. It's all it takes for me to know that these characters are flatter than the second dimension.
Enjoyment - Short skirts, boob fondles, bath scenes, talks about thongs but never presented visually, it helps if you're a big gun fetishist and spend evenings masturbating to AK-47 demonstrations.
No I did not enjoy this dry excuse for anime.
Overall - A waste of my life. I could have spent the same time watching or rewatching a better anime. This is not worth it, stay the hell away from it, but if you really have to, be my guest. No review in the world is going to keep you from fulfilling your masochistic urges to watch such garbage, do whatever the hell you want.
I give this a 4.
Protip - Stop handing out 10s like treats at a puppy pound.
It's one of the many rules that keeps me from being an ass and it still is to this day.
Reviewer’s Rating: 4
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Mar 30, 2012
I find this one of the most difficult animes to get through out of the list of animes on my currently watching list. Screw the helpful/not helpful rating on the reviews, that shit doesn't do anything to bring justice to what which animes are really worth it. Regardless of whatever future rating this review may have, please just read this before you just disappoint yourself watching this anime.
There is no story. There isn't anything. No character development, you won't know what's happening most of the time, you don't see what you think would make this anime progress towards the better ,you will fail to see
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the purpose of why anything is happening and how this is entertaining you like a good anime should.
It's like the people making this forgot that anime was supposed to be fun.
They don't give us anything to laugh at, no heroes, no villains. The dialogue is a bunch of cheesy crap, space prate largo which feels really pointless and stupid at times.
You will not care for any of the characters, what their pasts are, what their motivation is. They're FLAT, and I mean, FLAT, they are the closest thing to non-existence as far as purpose goes. Why are they there? Because they need heads to make a crew for this retarded space voyage. People just come out of nowhere and expect to be some important part in the story, and in the end...
You just don't give a shit.
If they haven't deprived us of enough of our time, the biggest crime in this anime is that they have girls floating around in zero gravity, wearing skirts, but NO panty shots, or a smidgen of service to relieve our dry eyes.
The opening song is retarded, I'm on episode 11, yet I still don't give a crap and have not listened to the ED. I doubt I would bring trouble upon myself to put any of the music or score in this anime to put in my Mp3 Player.
The voice acting is disappointing given the roles we have here. We have Kana Hanazawa, yet her character hardly appears in the series and when she does it's an even further disappointment given that she plays almost no part in whatever the fuck is happening in this anime.
It still blows my mind to know that crap like this is allowed a full season (26 episodes) to melt the brains of the people who watch.
Since I pride myself in making through an anime no matter how much of a clusterfuck it may be, I can't drop this whether it's killing my braincells or not.
But you can still save yourself. Don't waste your time with this piece of crap, there are SO MANY MORE ANIMES THAT ARE WORTH WATCHING. WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO KILL YOURSELF OVER?
Reviewer’s Rating: 4
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Feb 10, 2012
--------------------------------------Head Notes--------------------------------------
Black Rock Shooter for a viewer who only knows her from images, various cosplays, and that one Miku song... Maybe more, maybe less. I, the person reviewing this am that person. Not a fan, I haven't done any research whatsoever. Just someone who knows that it exists and through curiosity alone decided to start watching in order to find out what all the hype is about.
In short, I might not know what the hell I am talking about.
Please enjoy the review.
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Story - 5
I really don't know what to say about this. I would say there are two threads of plot. One in this checker board universe where most of the action happens and one in plain old reality where most of the conceivable story takes place.
Most of it is just dry school drama. The talking becomes so dull and mind melting that I couldn't hold back my long fat groan of frustration. With an obvious obstacle keeping the two main characters from being friends. Some of the things that happen are so ridiculous I find it fucked up and overwhelmingly hilarious at the same time. I can't stop laughing every time I see one of those colored cookies on screen.
They make some attempts at being dark, but honestly I find it just as dark as Star Wars part three. It blows my mind that some of the characters just don't stand up for themselves like normal characters do and it irritates me to no end to imagine what I would have done if put in that position. These characters don't feel real because they don't do things real people do. In one word, it's unbelievable and you can't get emotionally invested because of it. It sucked so hard I actually got off of it laughing.
Then there are the action sequences. If the other plot thread hasn't beaten you over the head with it's overly conspicuous themes and symbolism, the fight scenes will definitely get the message across. Although they're flashy and something you haven't seen before, that it's all there really is to it. You don't see the point of that separate universe and it just seems like an attempt to snap the view awake for a few minutes of action before they inevitably fall asleep again.
Although things get interesting at the end of the second episode. It only leaves me confused and at a loss for words, which means that I don't know what I want from this anime anymore.
Open endings, viewers making up their own theories.
No no, stop right there, how about...
"It didn't make sense to begin with and the only way it is going to is to force it to do so with your overactive imagination."
The dialogue that went on inside my head was something similar to
"Wait! Nothing made sense? That can't be right! Let's explore?"
"There's nothing to explore! It's was just crap! Stop complicating things!"
Art - 7
Art was good, fight scenes were blah blah blah, you get it...
Sound - 6
Beside the theme, which is nice but don't even think is that great, there's nothing memorable at all. Voice acting was average.
Character - 5
The decisions they make are unbelievable and it's like a bad itch you can't reach. They fail to develop and you can't really invest anything in anyone. Simply put, they kinda suck.
Enjoyment - 6
Alright, so I got my cheap thrill ride with the fights and was interested in what went down at the second episode, but did it make up for the time I've spent? Was it worth it? Well just barely, I wouldn't spend my time on it if I really didn't have to. It's my pride of dropping as little anime as possible that's keeping me interested in continuing.
Overall - 5
Spoiler Alert below, cause I'm going to rant.
I really hope they stop being so over dramatic, because nobody cares. I don't care if a bitch hands me the ugly colored cookies, cause I'll troll her ass right back. If someone doesn't come to the festival, I go the fuck home. I'd have a nice time doing so too, cause I'd be sucking my candy apple in a pair of sneakers. If someone tries to put a needle on my boobies, I'd slap the shit out of her. If she thinks I have to do everything for her because the retard didn't look both ways before crossing the street and was hit by a plot device, she is out of her natural damn mind. If she decides to jump down the stairs to intentionally to give me grief, I'd tell the retard that the chances of her dying was less than 1 in 2739 (chances of the elderly dying at least). I'd then tell her if she had enough ability to take a roll down the stairs, I'd be more than happy to tell her "Bitch, make your own food." Last of all I'd visit her hospital room, point and laugh at her with her broken wrist going "Satisfied?", throw her a goddamn Snicker, tell her to shove it in whichever hole that makes her happy, and leave to go have hot lesbian sex with my new best friend.
GG.
Reviewer’s Rating: 5
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Jan 11, 2012
I don't know about the other reviews, but I don't find this funny. Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou is funny, Mitsudomoe is funny, Nichijou is funny, Kimi to boku is funny, 4 Koma Kill Me Baby is funny, but this is not funny.
The story is about a elementary schooler who looks like a full grown adult and his older sister who looks like a little girl who goes to high school.
This is a stroke of genius ladies and gentlemen(?)
The jokes aren't that well written and I have a feeling this anime is going to pull every molester joke in the book, I highly doubt it'll bring
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anything new to the table.
Then again there are always people seeing this type of humor for the first time and I don't blame them for laughing out loud. But looking through reactions,it's actually blowing my mind that people are finding this funny.
Either this guy has been left back 10 years, or he's in special education. I wonder if he still gets to go to the bath with his younger sister (Whoops, see how it's already fucking me up?), I mean older sister considering his age. It makes me sick just thinking about it.
If it isn't trying to pull off jokes it continues to drag on with the everyday lives of these two siblings. I remember this one scene where the older sister stands in front of the school vending machine for about a minute or so talking about how milk is going to make her taller.
Yawn...
It'd be really funny if it turns out he wasn't 11 years old and retarded after all and it was just some elaborate cover for... something I don't know. Just try and make me laugh.
The guy would be like: "I am your father."
The girl would be like: "Whut?"
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
But in all seriousness...
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
Overall this anime just gives me that uncomfortable feeling as it tries feebly to break my poker face. Thank goodness it's three minutes...
That's another thing... They really have to stop doing these three minute long shorts. They're not revolutionizing the field of anime story telling and definitely not contributing. It's a waste of time and resources, by resources I mean money, electricity, and the oxygen the people who make this consume.
Give the same pen, ink, and computer to people who really want to do something and you'll have something infinitely better than this anime.
This is proof that people can't think of something better to make an anime about... No effort at all.
No matter how short an anime is, I'd rather take the time slowly eating a whole delicious pizza and risk rupturing my stomach than take a teaspoon of defecation. Time flies then I watch good anime, time slows when I watch this...
Reviewer’s Rating: 5
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Jan 6, 2012
This is a very simple two minute long bit that doesn't take too long to explain so the review will be as short.
Based on the first short of seven...
There isn't anything in this short that justifies going through the trouble of downloading and spending two whole minutes on it. There isn't anything that offends me at the same time there's simply nothing there.
Let me tell you what the first episode is.
Staring at Yune in different Kimonos while soft piano music plays.
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I can't fap to this...
While it did cause a small spark of amusement towards the end, I want my quarters back...
Reviewer’s Rating: 6
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Jan 6, 2012
I'm the freaking grinch of the new years, mostly because all of my favorite animes and shows are on hold for at least a few weeks because of it. I was happy to see updates on those anime sites so I can get back to watching new animes for a living.
'Kill Me Baby' happened to be the first few drops of water leaking from the crumbling 'New Year's Dam'.
Story - 7
Judging from the fact that this was adapted from a 4koma, I'm pretty sure it's not going to have any continuous plot going for more than two episodes. Setup and premise is clever. No real
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reason to have a problem about anything.
Art - 7
This isn't an Evangelion movie of any sort. It has a simple animation style, cartoonish, cute, and just what it needs to be to deliver what it has.
Sound - 7
Nothing really to say much about this area. Although I can mention the voice for Goshiki Agiri (Blue Ninja) was excellent.
Character - 7
The characters complement and work off each other extremely well.
Enjoyment - 7
This was a treat I wasn't expecting. I was dreading it to be Produced by DLE, so before I even touched it, I made sure it wasn't going to be a three minute long piece of shit. Laughed a few times, and certainly got what my time was worth.
Overall - 7
There really isn't a reason not to watch this anime. If you like cute school life comedy, by all means go nuts. Clean 7 anime.
Reviewer’s Rating: 7
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Dec 26, 2011
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Giving this a good score would be an insult to the word 'Story'. There another word that starts with 's' that comes to mind though... Shi-
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Call this art would be an insult to the word art. I'll use the less offendable word, 'animation' which is about the same quality as 'Honto ni Atta! Reibai Sensei'. You see, if you put 'animation' in a dryer machine with some rocks, broken glass, and a couple of forks, it's just about what this anime looks like to me...
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I couldn't hear anything over my frustrated groaning. Really.
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Calling these things 'characters' would be an insult to the... fuck it...
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This was fun... To delete the shit out of from my hard drive, then formatting the entire thing ten times.
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Not even if this was the last anime left in the world.
But it isn't, isn't it? Are you actually prepared to die for the sake of defending this anime? I hope not, unless your taste in it is about the same quality.
I keep telling people this, there is better stuff out there, SHOO! GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! I AM ON SHIT PATROL AND YOU SIR ARE ABOUT TO STEP ON THE MOTHERLOAD.
Reviewer’s Rating: 3
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Dec 23, 2011
Goodness gracious, this is one delicious shit sandwich... Might as well get right down to it...
Story - 4
I'm not sure what the damn story is. This is just one of those animes, packed with such random shit and dialogue, to make sure it looks as dramatic and dark as possible. Gimmick here Gimmick there. It manages to leave me feeling like an idiot, wondering whether I was too stupid to understand what it was trying to tell me or that it really wasn't trying to say anything at all. It's a mess, a big mess. It confuses you...
If you're looking for a good plot, go
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elsewhere. You have better chances of being served a Big Mac at Burger King for your retarded ass.
Art - 9
"Well at least the art was good."
There it is. That excuse. And yes, there is absolutely nothing to say against it. I watched this crap for the art. Boy was the animation spectacular. Random yes, interesting? Of course. Awesome compared to the garbage art I've seen in my day. At least it had this.
If they only had put as much effort into the damn story than they did the art. I would have agreed to have middle grade art in exchange for a good story, that made sense.
Sound - 6
All that noise... OP and ED, did not capture my interests nor my attention.
Characters - 6
Shallow, underdeveloped, unrelatable. You won't be crying if any of them died. Nope, not even the slightest change in facial expression. Sure I kind of liked some of them, but not enough to go into detail in this review.
Alright... one word. Bondage.
Enjoyment - 5
I was wiping the drool off my table every time I finished an episode. Not because I was too engrossed to keep my mouth closed, but because I did not give a shit about what happened next and was blankly staring at the subs waiting for it to end or for something interesting to happen.
Overall - 5
Remember that sandwich I mentioned at the start of this review?
The art was good, but now that I think about it, there really isn't such a thing as a delicious shit sandwich is there? Good art or not, I have other animes piled up that are willing to and able to give me more, for less suffering.
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Do not waste your time. Unless you want to appreciate the art with a Blue Ray copy which I feel is a complete waste of resources in itself.
Reviewer’s Rating: 5
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Dec 9, 2011
Story - 8
The story takes place after the events of the original series. It's pretty much a slice of life, romance, episode, completely separate from the Academy. Ichika is home alone and his lady friends decide to take this chance to stop by at his house. Just when you think it's over when you hear Super Stream begin to play in the back ground, it picks right back up for a few minutes of Ichika and Houki spending time together at a festival. It wraps up very nicely and the part I hated most was when I realized that I had finished the whole damn
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thing already.
Art - 8
I've said many times before, the art in IS is above average. If there's anything important about a harem anime it's the art, and making sure you are visually attracted by a character before you're even further ensnared by their stereotypical but irresistibly moe qualities.They have done this outstandingly well, which other cheap animes fail to do, besmirching the reputation of good Harem animes everywhere. Everything was up to shape, nothing to complain and plenty to nod in approval at.
The female characters, their clothing, movement, bodies, absolutely delicious to say the least.
Sound - 8
The fact that I have something to say automatically calls for a high rating. I finally got to hear Kana (voice for Char) do that shy, nervous, moe voice I always wanted.
That in itself was a treat. Voice acting was faultless.
Character - 8
Awesome. A harem done right. I've seen it before, but that only makes it better by the fact that I've seen it fail countless times before. I just want Ichika to decide on someone already.
Enjoyment - 9
The highlight was towards the second part of the OVA when Houki takes a bath and you get to ignore the subs and stare at her nipple for a few heavenly seconds. GODDAMN THAT WAS AWESOME.
Overall - 9
Obviously I'm someone who knows how to enjoy a well done Harem anime without letting the unoriginality get to me.
If you loved or liked the anime, you'll sure as well like or love this OVA.
Reviewer’s Rating: 9
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