NOW OFFICIALLY MARRIED TO HARUHI SUZUMIYA!!
YUP, SHE'S MY WIFE! X D
Need proof?: The Petition The Wedding
Picture from our Honeymoon in Hell! (why we only took one picture I don't know):
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Welcome to My Profile! Enjoy Your Stay! ^^
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Season 2 + Quick Subbers + Computer contected to Home Theater + Weekend + Dr_Jan_Itor + Awesome Snacks + Quickly Gathered Friends + Haruhi Suzumiya + Haruhi Suzumiya again = Greatest WIN in the UNIVERSE!!!
I asked God for a sign. This is what I got:
LOL, Just LOL:
WTF Cyanide and Happiness:
Where am I?:
[Intro (T-Pain)]
(Shortayyyy) Aww sh*t
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f*ckin deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherf*ckin toes
We runnin this, let's go
[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf*ckin boat (boat, yeah)
[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat motherf*cker take a look at me
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me motherf*cker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, b*tch (b*tch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies
I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and sh*t
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat motherf*cker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the f*ck up, this boat is REAL!!!}
F*ck land, I'm on a boat, motherf*cker (motherf*cker)
F*ck trees, I climb buoys, motherf*cker (motherf*cker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf*cker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherf*cker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I f*cked a mermaid
Since apparently I know nothing about myself, I asked a few of my close friends how they could describe me in only a few short words. They more then willingly gave me their thoughts. Here they are:
Geoff - "The Anime Douche. Really, it's perfect for you."
John - "A murder of hopes and dreams."
Brian - "A narcissistic, hippocratic jackass."
Steve - "You have no life. Dude, you married Haruhi."
Sarah - "You're a terrible person. You want to destroy Canada."
Michael - "I guess okay. Oh wait, we're talking about you."
Helen - "Awkard to talk to cause you're so random. And Zach Efron does not look like that."
Lo - "Stupid, and about to be assasinated. The anime club will be mine."
Joe - "Immature."
Maslow - "Jan, you're shunned. Leave. NOW."
There you have it! Also, if anyone would like to add anything to the list, please tell me so, and it will be done! With friends like these, who needs enemies! X D
Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…
My original intro:
I am one of the creators of the new, not sucky, awesomelious Bleach the Abridged Series. The other creator is the mighty rikushadow5, whom is also known as Japan. The voice of the government is failing the United States right now, and in order to bring a little happiness and laughter to your pathetic meaningless lives, we have selflessly created this abridged series. To all you poor souls whom have already had to suffer through the junk called the other Bleach the Abridged Series, we apoligize for not being your heroes sooner. You may worship us at anytime after the first episode. We accept gift cards and tacos, but only tacos. No pizzas. Pizzas suck. (We also accept pizzas). Now, for your own personal safety, "Rule 1 is false, rule 2 is true". Good, now I have destroyed the assassin robot that was about to kill you by using a double conundra. Now we can be best friends. Request to be my friend, and you will get a part of Canada when I conquer it. Thanks!
Still waiting for Bleach the Abridged Series to happen. : (
I let my mind wander, this was the result:
Well, one day when you become poor, and are forced to open a bread factory with giant rats as workers, then one faithful day, you drop a Nutter Butter into the bread dough, and it turns out to be ahit among customers. The Nutter Butters are cheaper than wheat, and you make million off Nutter Butter Bread. You move to a giant mansion in Missouri, but move instantly because you are surrounded by people who crack corn and do not care. Instead, you move to California, and become a huge celebrity, attending the 2013 Emmy Awards. However, the masses of huge egos displace the balance, and California plunges into the ocean, and starts floating towards Japan at a very high rate. Hawaii is destroyed along the way, making pineapple prices soar, and since it is used as an alternative fuel, many pineapplemobiles are unusable. All the cars are forced to be melted together, but a radioactive explosion causes a nearby chocolate factory to explode as well. The melted metal is covered in chocolate, and people bite into it, and break their teeth. Dentist prices skyrocket as well, and health insurance is abolished due to lack of funds. While this is happening, California crashes into Japan, putting a halt to anime and manga. Otakus everywhere are pissed, and demand free stuff from you, so you give everybody a bobblehead of Seinfeld. However, this costs you your entire fortune, and are forced to live in a box in downtown Manhattan. One day, I pass by, and drop a time machine. You go back in time, and steal the idea for Star Wars, making you millions again, but you get killed in a convention accident when a particularly hefty nerd lands on you in an attempt to give you a bear hug and get your autograph. You go to heaven, but St. Peters doesn't like your tie, so he gives you a bad room next to a soda machine that is extremely loud so you can't sleep. And one casual Fridays, you have nothing but suits, so everyone thinks you're a party pooper. You end up becoming friends with an invisible person from Peru, but after 356324 years, find out she isn't real after a long marraige. In a rage, you shake a pop can, and give it to someone whom gets sprayed. The person also gets angry, and the chain of anger continues throughout Heaven, until it reaches Jesus, who challenges you to SSB Brawl, and who ever loses leaves Heaven. You lose, and are forces to live in Canada for the rest of your life.
The Cake is a Lie
If you realize this, please tell me so, and who will be admitted! : )
Before you leave, answer this question:
See You Again Soon! Haruhi's Looking Forward to Your Next Visit! ^^
Hello, and to all of those who tried to contact me, I apologize for my prolong absence. My sister was in for a visit, and basically spent the entire time using my computer. : P
As a result, I was forced to leave my cave and go outside. On my ventures to the outside world, I experienced new things like fresh air, friends (real life), and games (dodgeball (pain)).
So, my sister left today, and I managed to get ahold of my computer again (yay!), and as I looked through the:
-8 friend requests
-18 club invites
-161 messages
(lol, I was only out for 13 days)
I came across this message: "Message Sent from rubarb
07-16-09, 1:43 AM
re:
fuck you your an ass hole you know that"
As I sat on my chair, pondering whether I was an asshole, I considered something; what did MAL compare to to real life? (what a tangent!?) I reallized that during the meager two weeks that I hadn't used MAL, I had experienced much that would have ultimately been missed had I sat at my computer. In addition to this realization, there was also the problem that I no longer watch anime (Haruhi S2 was really too much of a shock...Endless Eight WTF!!).
Anywho, I'll be saying this to everyone now (although I said it before, but it's a bit more official this time instead of just an impulse)
...
Hasta la bye bye!
I probably won't be going onto MAL anymore after this, so to those close friends, if you want to contact me, send a little message to my sister FES, and I will send you my e-mail address.
But although I said good bye already (I'm really dragging this out), I'm going to be going out the same way the Janitor (Scrubs) went out!
My real name, is Tony (real or not, who knows? ; D)
(And then, there's the clip show)
hey can i put a banner in a comment in ur club so people can join my club ur club name is How To Watch Anime i'm just asking b/cuz i want to see if u approve it ok
I don't get it. I'm on here all the time and I barely get any comments. Yet you're never on here anymore, and you get more comments than I do. Seriously?
i mean come on, i have a normal and social life too, i only watch anime since 1 year ago and have this site cause its fun and handy, i do enough things real life but like to watch anime alot in my free time. not every MAL user is a lifeless geek :p
yo...how are you....so how you feel about haruhi suzumiya S2?...havent finish watch endless eight yet but tried (very) hard to finish the arc ==...haruhi i dont give up on you yet...
You better come back soon, I'm getting tired of having to keep my own list. I have to give you credit on having kept your's so updated.
And pick up the phone for once, I'm tired of hearing lame excuses to not talk to me.
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