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Feb 6, 2010 9:52 PM

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Lepchin17 said:
Should've asked for help.


i agree with this post
I'm back.
Feb 6, 2010 9:58 PM

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Just forget about it and you should be fine.
Feb 6, 2010 10:01 PM

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my mom walked in on me once. and what was i watching, oh nothing weird just some ZOMG TENTACLES.
neither of us ever mentioned it again. and you know what? she doesn't bust in like a champ at 4am either wanting to watch tv. she knocks. so at least you know it'll never happen again.
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Feb 6, 2010 10:12 PM

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Moonfrost said:

What do I do now?!


Obviously you should shamelessly tell hundreds of people about it on an internet forum.
Feb 6, 2010 10:14 PM

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Get her to catch you doing something more embarrassing, then she'll forget all about it.
Feb 6, 2010 10:15 PM

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ParisainGoldfish said:
my mom walked in on me once. and what was i watching, oh nothing weird just some ZOMG TENTACLES.


Lol.


Feb 6, 2010 10:15 PM

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Embah said:
Get her to catch you doing something more embarrassing, then she'll forget all about it.


Vise Versa would be better


Feb 6, 2010 11:21 PM
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Hahaha! Thats just too funny!! Although i dont think there is really anything you can do about it....
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Feb 6, 2010 11:53 PM

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My parents caught me a number of times. Who gives a damn, eh?

The solution is: PROUDLY CUM ON THEIR FACE.
Feb 7, 2010 12:10 AM

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hikky said:
Moonfrost said:

What do I do now?!


Obviously you should shamelessly tell hundreds of people about it on an internet forum.
Shitty advice, imo. Only an idiot would do that.
Feb 7, 2010 12:48 AM

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It's okay as long as no one else knows about it....

Oh wait...
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Feb 7, 2010 1:41 AM

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Moonfrost said:
Asako said:
Masturbation is natural.

I know, I know it's considered normal but it ruined my dignity. Now I am very ashamed to go outside my room. Everytime I see her, I don't know what to say.

Laevantein said:
Next time locked the door..

Tachii said:
Why do you play with yourself when you know you're not alone in your house and you know there's a guest.

I thought I was alone so I didn't think locking the doors would be necessary. I thought the guest went along with my parents and go shopping.

Sigh man, it feels so different. I am very embarrassed.


Dude honestly this is going to take some balls but this is the best thing to do. Just pull her aside and say I was embarrassed you saw me wanking off and I am sorry you had to see that. Or just say what is on your mind. Once you do that I think you will feel relief. Who knows she might just say its ok or she might be angry but whatever, what she thinks doesn't matter. What you need is closer on this, I think that is what is bothering you the most.
Feb 7, 2010 1:42 AM

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hikky said:
Moonfrost said:
What do I do now?!
Obviously you should shamelessly tell hundreds of people about it on an internet forum.
It's a bit hard to feel any mount of shame when looking at this bunch...
Feb 7, 2010 2:01 AM
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What has been seen can not be unseen...
Feb 7, 2010 2:24 AM

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Casanova said:
hikky said:
Moonfrost said:
What do I do now?!
Obviously you should shamelessly tell hundreds of people about it on an internet forum.
It's a bit hard to feel any thing when you mount this bunch...


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Feb 7, 2010 5:53 AM

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Chyaddo said:
YJust try to remember it could have been worse. For example, if your parents had seen.
I don't see how that would have been worse. If anything, it would likely have been better, at least assuming he has a good relationship with his parents and they're relatively normal and not religious fanatics or something.
Feb 7, 2010 5:58 AM

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You should have done the only sensible thing, made a sheepish grin and say oops or something. That's what I always do.
Feb 7, 2010 6:24 AM
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ask her to finish it...
Feb 7, 2010 6:42 AM
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ive been there bro mum walked in on me while i was in mid flow. dont worry.
Feb 7, 2010 7:57 AM

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I've got caugh 4 (!) times, dude.

Guess what happened to me. Nothing lol. Just take it easy, it's normal.

(or maybe I just don't have any dignity?)
Feb 7, 2010 8:29 AM
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ParisainGoldfish said:
my mom walked in on me once. and what was i watching, oh nothing weird just some ZOMG TENTACLES.
Haha, that is hilarious dude! I would die if my mom walked in on me watching hentai.

To the OP, if she definitely saw you, no doubt about it, then I agree with SandUSAGI in that you should either mention it to her and apologize (maybe play it off in a joking manner?), or just leave it alone and wait for it to pass over. It'll be awkward for a few days but eventually it'll be a thing of the past.
Feb 7, 2010 9:10 AM
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Yeah, happened to me with my mum, pfft we just laughed, what is there to be ashamed of.
Feb 7, 2010 11:00 AM

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ask her to fap in front of you as compensation, it's the only way
Feb 7, 2010 11:32 AM

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leopardskin said:
ask her to fap in front of you as compensation, it's the only way
So again, how does a woman fap?
Feb 7, 2010 12:08 PM

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tomin said:
So again, how does a woman fap?
It is a dangerous and complicated process involving lots of mechanical oil, rope a number of beer bottles, some jars of ants and a power drill.
Feb 7, 2010 1:03 PM

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Moar like white handed.
Feb 7, 2010 1:25 PM

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1stmexicanpres said:
Moar like white handed.
Maybe he was really forceful?
Feb 7, 2010 2:39 PM

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I can see why your embarrassed, it is different when girls masterbate, guys are so much more open about it.
If I were you I would just try to act normal when you next see your guardian, masterbation is completely natural, everyone does it, I do.
I'm sure she won't tell your parents, it is not a big deal.
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Feb 7, 2010 8:42 PM

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tomin said:
leopardskin said:
ask her to fap in front of you as compensation, it's the only way
So again, how does a woman fap?
They don't fap, they schlick.
Feb 7, 2010 8:43 PM

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Lepchin17 said:
tomin said:
leopardskin said:
ask her to fap in front of you as compensation, it's the only way
So again, how does a woman fap?
They don't fap, they schlick.


Isn't that a shaving razor?

I always thought girls fapping involved "bob" the friendly shower head.


hella.srs.bsns
Feb 7, 2010 8:46 PM

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ZA_WARUDO said:
Lepchin17 said:
tomin said:
leopardskin said:
ask her to fap in front of you as compensation, it's the only way
So again, how does a woman fap?
They don't fap, they schlick.


Isn't that a shaving razor?

I always thought girls fapping involved "bob" the friendly shower head.
No, that's "Schick" no L.

And that's one of the many ways they can do it.
Feb 7, 2010 8:49 PM

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Lepchin17 said:
ZA_WARUDO said:
Lepchin17 said:
tomin said:
leopardskin said:
ask her to fap in front of you as compensation, it's the only way
So again, how does a woman fap?
They don't fap, they schlick.


Isn't that a shaving razor?

I always thought girls fapping involved "bob" the friendly shower head.
No, that's "Schick" no L.

And that's one of the many ways they can do it.


And you can make me a sandwich as your reward.

paging doctor andy for his opinion on this new topic of debate.




paging doctor andy.....


hella.srs.bsns
Feb 7, 2010 8:51 PM

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ZA_WARUDO said:
Lepchin17 said:
ZA_WARUDO said:
Lepchin17 said:
tomin said:
leopardskin said:
ask her to fap in front of you as compensation, it's the only way
So again, how does a woman fap?
They don't fap, they schlick.


Isn't that a shaving razor?

I always thought girls fapping involved "bob" the friendly shower head.
No, that's "Schick" no L.

And that's one of the many ways they can do it.


And you can make me a sandwich as your reward.

paging doctor andy for his opinion on this new topic of debate.




paging doctor andy.....
Okay I'll make my specialty. Two slices of STFU with a slab of sarcasm.
Feb 8, 2010 5:53 AM
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Moonfrost said:
me doing it and I didn't expect her to come into my room. .


sounds like she wasnt the only one CUMMING in your room!

Feb 8, 2010 6:05 AM

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captain-neko said:
Moonfrost said:
me doing it and I didn't expect her to come into my room. .


sounds like she wasnt the only one CUMMING in your room!

hahah i get it...
Needs more Drill Hair.
Feb 8, 2010 6:38 AM

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What a lame joke ... lolololol
Feb 8, 2010 2:24 PM

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captain-neko said:
Moonfrost said:
me doing it and I didn't expect her to come into my room. .


sounds like she wasnt the only one CUMMING in your room!

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Feb 8, 2010 2:46 PM
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was she hot?
Feb 8, 2010 3:15 PM

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Yuruku said:
was she hot?

My first thought as well.

Feb 8, 2010 3:43 PM

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captain-neko said:
Moonfrost said:
me doing it and I didn't expect her to come into my room. .


sounds like she wasnt the only one CUMMING in your room!


I have to admit that this is ridiculously funny.
Feb 8, 2010 6:15 PM

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oh cum on guys, come/cum pun jokes are like the most overdone thing ever.
Feb 8, 2010 6:39 PM
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Red_Comet said:
oh cum on guys, come/cum pun jokes are like the most overdone thing ever.
YOUR MOTHER IS THE MOST OVERDONE THING EVER
Feb 8, 2010 6:39 PM

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literally ;)
Feb 8, 2010 7:59 PM

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Yuruku said:
Red_Comet said:
oh cum on guys, come/cum pun jokes are like the most overdone thing ever.
YOUR MOTHER IS THE MOST OVERDONE THING EVER
Feb 8, 2010 8:10 PM

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Moonfrost said:
Okay so I was wanking off and all of a sudden the guest in our house bursted into my room without any notice. She didn't knock or anything. She didn't expect me doing it and I didn't expect her to come into my room. She's kind of like my guardian since she took care of me when I was little when my parents were at work.

What do I do now?! Man, invading a person's privacy sure is one big of a deal. Now I'm worried that she might tell the incident to my parents. I know I shouldn't be asking an "Anime" forums but I just wanted to share if anyone ever got caught red handed, or that only just happened to me.


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Listed as a female.

If true = sexy
If not true = LIES!
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