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Have you ever had your bike stolen?
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Never owned a bike
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Jul 24, 2014 5:43 AM
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I have. It happened 13 years ago.
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Jul 24, 2014 5:45 AM
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I witnessed a bike get stolen once
Jul 24, 2014 5:46 AM
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Yes
I cried until my mom bought me a new one
Jul 24, 2014 5:48 AM
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I can't even ride a bike
Jul 24, 2014 5:48 AM
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I had my bike towed cause I parked it in a no parking zone.
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Jul 24, 2014 5:50 AM
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Enema said:
I can't even ride a bike
I'm not alone :')
Jul 24, 2014 5:54 AM
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I had 3 of my bikes stolen.

After the third one I stopped buying them.

Jul 24, 2014 5:54 AM
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Yes, after a family of 13 from Somalia moved in next-door, I had my bicycle stolen.
Jul 24, 2014 5:56 AM
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yep some high schooler stole min when I was in 6th grade or something like that. My friend knew who took it so I hopped on the bus with him and we got off before the thief did and ran over to where he lived. I re-stole my bike and road it 4 or so miles home. That was one of my favorite bikes and he jacked it all up moving the tires around so he could do tricks with it. The chain was always loose and never as fast as it used to be.

On that note, I have stolen a bike before. Saw it sitting outside the elementary school when I went for a run in the summer, didn't think much of it. It was still in the same spot a week later so said screw and road it home.
Jul 24, 2014 5:56 AM

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Only once, luckily I was near by so I ran after him and kicked the wheels, he went flying and face planted the little shit that was years ago now though lol.
Also surprised people have never rode a bike before, its like not knowing how to swim
Jul 24, 2014 6:01 AM

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ElPysCongroo said:
Only once, luckily I was near by so I ran after him and kicked the wheels, he went flying and face planted the little shit that was years ago now though lol.
Also surprised people have never rode a bike before, its like not knowing how to swim
I cant swim nor ride a bike
Jul 24, 2014 6:02 AM
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Olveparty said:
Yes, after a family of 13 from Somalia moved in next-door, I had my bicycle stolen.
Wow.
Jul 24, 2014 6:03 AM

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Jul 24, 2014 6:03 AM
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I always carry a lock on my bike. Never been stolen so far.
Jul 24, 2014 6:04 AM

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Afshar said:
ElPysCongroo said:
Only once, luckily I was near by so I ran after him and kicked the wheels, he went flying and face planted the little shit that was years ago now though lol.
Also surprised people have never rode a bike before, its like not knowing how to swim
I cant swim nor ride a bike
That's unbelievably sad.

Never too old to learn!
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Jul 24, 2014 6:07 AM

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Deserada said:
Afshar said:
I cant swim nor ride a bike
That's unbelievably sad.

Never too old to learn!
When I tried learning to swim, my asthma started acting up. Something to do with the water pressure apparently. As for bikes; i've just never tried (^i am that one guy who has never owned a bike)
Jul 24, 2014 6:08 AM

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I lent it to my brother once and it got stolen. Still cry every time. It was a fantastic bike.

Olveparty said:
Yes, after a family of 13 from Somalia moved in next-door, I had my bicycle stolen.
What are you implying?
Jul 24, 2014 6:11 AM
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When I lived on the campus nearby the university my borrowed bike (it was the one from my uncle) was stolen. Ofcourse i report it to the police but never got a message back.
Jul 24, 2014 6:12 AM

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Afshar said:
Deserada said:
That's unbelievably sad.

Never too old to learn!
When I tried learning to swim, my asthma started acting up. Something to do with the water pressure apparently. As for bikes; i've just never tried (^i am that one guy who has never owned a bike)
Learning to swim is first and foremost learning to breathe. Manipulating your body to traverse water is very much second. You can do it.

I know a good deal of people who learned to ride bicycles in college, as transportation takes on a different significance there.
More importantly, you should learn to ride for the pleasure of it. You have a lot more freedom with a bike than with a car in most places, and the possibility of exploring or having "joyrides" is consequently more accessible.
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Jul 24, 2014 6:14 AM

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You give me hope, Deserada.
Jul 24, 2014 6:17 AM

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Once, when my house got robbed 20 years ago. Not that I really rode it that often so no big loss.

I used to put my locks on other people's bikes for fun though. Was pretty entertaining and for some reason I had about 10 bike locks and no bike.
Jul 24, 2014 6:20 AM

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Yeah, once. Dunno why, but I just couldn't give a fuck.
Never bought a bike after that though.
Jul 24, 2014 6:22 AM

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zoknimano said:
What are you implying?


Nothing. That's what happened.
Jul 24, 2014 6:22 AM

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I just found out last week that my neighbor got his razor back in elementary school when he saw it laid against the bike racks and took it home. He still has it to this day (not that he uses it much)
Jul 24, 2014 6:29 AM

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No when I had bikes I didn't just leave them anywhere

Afshar said:
When I tried learning to swim, my asthma started acting up. Something to do with the water pressure apparently. As for bikes; i've just never tried (^i am that one guy who has never owned a bike)


It takes like 5 minutes tops to learn how to ride a bike
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Jul 24, 2014 6:44 AM

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I would never be in the position of having my bike stolen because I was never taught how to ride a bike. D:

I feel sorry for myself.
Jul 24, 2014 6:44 AM

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I remember i was wee little lad, and i left my wheels while i went to get ice cream from the market. When i came back my precious Minnie was gone i screamed ''Minnie'' out loud and for some reason drew a exclamation mark on my now very damp napkin.

The next day Minnie turned up in a ditch, that day i shed tears of pure joy.

now guess how much of that is actually true
Jul 24, 2014 7:32 AM

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My bike was stolen a month ago.
Jul 24, 2014 8:08 AM
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No because my butt is being a bitch and won't let me ride a bike. But my brother-in-law's bike got stolen 2 years ago. T'was quite expensive since it's a mountain bike. Kinda sad because they lost it in their compound.
Jul 24, 2014 8:27 AM

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no, but i've had my car stereo stolen

TWICE

lol
Jul 24, 2014 8:34 AM

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Yeah, that happened a lot of times when I was 8 or 9 though every time I park it I ensure that everything is quite secured! those damn thieves. :/
Jul 24, 2014 9:21 AM

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Olveparty said:
Yes, after a family of 13 from Somalia moved in next-door, I had my bicycle stolen.
LOLOL.

OT: Nah, though to be fair I never parked my bike near ghettos and slums so that might be a good reason nor do I park for long.

Speaking of swimming, a guy last year told me somebody stole his sandals/flipflops in the change room. I put my sandals there everytime and never got it stolen. There might be some personal agenda involved.
Jul 24, 2014 9:27 AM

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idungoof said:
Once, when my house got robbed 20 years ago. Not that I really rode it that often so no big loss.

I used to put my locks on other people's bikes for fun though. Was pretty entertaining and for some reason I had about 10 bike locks and no bike.
Best shit ever.
I don't know how to ride a bike though so I've never had one.
Jul 24, 2014 9:40 AM

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Nope. Never. I don't even have a bike right now.
Jul 24, 2014 9:44 AM

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Happened to me at least three times, not including the times I wanted to get it stolen.
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Jul 24, 2014 10:37 AM
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Enema said:
I can't even ride a bike


I took a 20 mile bike ride yesterday afternoon. You jelly?

I've had one or two stolen, one I got back.
I think I was in second grade when it was stolen, I was living in this same apartment complex back then too, same building, just the opposite side.
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Jul 24, 2014 10:52 AM

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Yes

I need to buy a new bike
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Jul 24, 2014 10:58 AM
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Funny story time: two years ago I gave mine and my sister's to a family friend because nobody was using them. Left the two bikes outside like the airhead this guy is, without chains, he had them stolen in the Christmas period. Had to buy another that I use all the time... and with a damn chain.
Jul 24, 2014 11:12 AM

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I stole a bike once, it was late at night and nobody was around, it looked like it had been abandoned. It was actually not so good of a bike, the seat was cracked in places and the foam was showing, and the grips on the handlebars were all worn out - it was a pretty run-down bike.

Anyways, nobody was around so I fiddled with the lock, it was one of those locks with a combination. Set the combo to 0000 and it opened rofl. Free bike yay.
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Jul 24, 2014 11:30 AM

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No, even though I live in Holland - the land of the bike-theft! hoo-ray.. ;_;
Jul 24, 2014 11:54 AM

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2 Times.... Life lesson never leave your bike outside your house!
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even if the bodies pile up endlessly, above the bottomless pile corpses
Beside you as you lie softly down, I will be
until i hear the words “Check Mate” ! -Sebastian (Black Butler)

Jul 24, 2014 12:11 PM

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Twice. Once at school and the second time in my shed.
Jul 24, 2014 12:31 PM

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Bike you say ? , Bro I was that cool kid that rocked Heelys !
Jul 24, 2014 1:28 PM

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no since i have a bike no one would want to steal an magna fugitive bmx bike
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Jul 24, 2014 1:29 PM

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I think so, but the thing was a potential death trap so it's not like I cared much, lol.
Jul 24, 2014 1:44 PM
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I was once told that a Nigerian prince would let me inherit half of his fortune if I sent him my bike.
Jul 24, 2014 1:56 PM

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I havn't but my sister has had at least 3 of hers stolen. She always buys awesome bikes with shocks and all that though. lol
Jul 24, 2014 1:57 PM
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No but my dad did and it got drove into the river near our house...
Jul 24, 2014 2:07 PM

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About 2 hours ago I had my bike stolen. I had to walk home, so I just got back.
Now I have to buy a new one, since I don't feel like taking the bus.
A stupid thread deserves a stupid answer!
Jul 24, 2014 4:17 PM

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7 years ago?

It wasn't a nice bike or anything. Like it was my brother's old one. That he used when he was my age at the time. My brother is 6 years older than me LOL
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