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Apr 20, 2014 9:57 PM
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Back when I went through my dark and edgy phase, one of the things I use to do was fill a hand basket of condoms and walk around Wal Mart and hide them. Was I the only asshole who ever did this or anybody else do it?
Apr 20, 2014 9:58 PM
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pix of basket
Apr 20, 2014 10:00 PM
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RandomChampion said:
pix of basket


Unfortunately never did take a pic, was years ago. Did have somebody comment on how 3 guys were carrying a basket of condoms asking how the party was going to be tonight.
Apr 20, 2014 10:05 PM
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mclovinballz said:
RandomChampion said:
pix of basket


Unfortunately never did take a pic, was years ago. Did have somebody comment on how 3 guys were carrying a basket of condoms asking how the party was going to be tonight.


shoulda invited him and said a sausage fest could never have too many sausages
Apr 20, 2014 10:06 PM
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This is how you spent your time? Hiding condoms at Walmart with your friends? Did you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere?
Apr 20, 2014 10:06 PM
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RandomChampion said:
mclovinballz said:
RandomChampion said:
pix of basket


Unfortunately never did take a pic, was years ago. Did have somebody comment on how 3 guys were carrying a basket of condoms asking how the party was going to be tonight.


shoulda invited him and said a sausage fest could never have too many sausages


He had his girl with him so we couldn't, don't want bitches to ruin the sausage fest.
Apr 20, 2014 10:07 PM
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Nvortex said:
Did you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere?

Yes
Apr 20, 2014 10:08 PM
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What's the point of doing that?
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Apr 20, 2014 10:09 PM
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Nvortex said:
This is how you spent your time? Hiding condoms at Walmart with your friends? Did you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere?
Judging from OP's user name, yes.
Apr 20, 2014 10:09 PM

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No never.
Apr 20, 2014 10:12 PM

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Apr 20, 2014 10:12 PM

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Sounds like easter hunter expect to troll future sex couples
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Apr 20, 2014 10:13 PM

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No, I don't want to spoil anyone else's good time.
Apr 20, 2014 10:13 PM

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mclovinballz said:
RandomChampion said:
mclovinballz said:
RandomChampion said:
pix of basket


Unfortunately never did take a pic, was years ago. Did have somebody comment on how 3 guys were carrying a basket of condoms asking how the party was going to be tonight.


shoulda invited him and said a sausage fest could never have too many sausages


He had his girl with him so we couldn't, don't want bitches to ruin the sausage fest.


i didnt know they had sausage fests in kitch....

nvm
Apr 20, 2014 10:14 PM

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RandomChampion said:
mclovinballz said:
RandomChampion said:
mclovinballz said:
RandomChampion said:
pix of basket


Unfortunately never did take a pic, was years ago. Did have somebody comment on how 3 guys were carrying a basket of condoms asking how the party was going to be tonight.


shoulda invited him and said a sausage fest could never have too many sausages


He had his girl with him so we couldn't, don't want bitches to ruin the sausage fest.


i didnt know they had sausage fests in kitch....

nvm

Kitchener, Ontario?
Apr 20, 2014 10:16 PM

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Nvortex said:
RandomChampion said:
mclovinballz said:
RandomChampion said:
mclovinballz said:
RandomChampion said:
pix of basket


Unfortunately never did take a pic, was years ago. Did have somebody comment on how 3 guys were carrying a basket of condoms asking how the party was going to be tonight.


shoulda invited him and said a sausage fest could never have too many sausages


He had his girl with him so we couldn't, don't want bitches to ruin the sausage fest.


i didnt know they had sausage fests in kitch....

nvm

Kitchener, Ontario?


nah i meant kitchenette , NY
Apr 20, 2014 10:20 PM

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Wait, which New York? The one in California or Mexico?
Apr 20, 2014 10:25 PM

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Nvortex said:
Wait, which New York? The one in California or Mexico?


ill take california for the hunnies
Apr 20, 2014 10:30 PM

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I almost live in Kitchener.
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@Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian.
Apr 20, 2014 11:40 PM

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That sounds fun but instead of condoms use dried up animal feces
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Apr 20, 2014 11:44 PM
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the fuck, why? lol. did you at least put it behind children's products?
Apr 20, 2014 11:46 PM

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Heredity said:
the fuck, why? lol. did you at least put it behind children's products?


Would be better to fill them up with mixture of flour and water. Then place them randomly in the food sections. Like under apples and oranges and stuff. Then wait for reactions XD.
Apr 20, 2014 11:48 PM

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lol no, what would that do?


Apr 20, 2014 11:50 PM

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Astros477 said:
Heredity said:
the fuck, why? lol. did you at least put it behind children's products?


Would be better to fill them up with mixture of flour and water. Then place them randomly in the food sections. Like under apples and oranges and stuff. Then wait for reactions XD.
On the inside door handle to the restroom and on the toilet doors. Stick them using a light glue to the bottom of something so-so heavy(so that someone keeps it in the same position from when taking it off the shelf to carrying it or putting it in the cart) so it comes off when it's on the conveyor belt thing.
Apr 20, 2014 11:51 PM

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Heredity said:
the fuck, why? lol. did you at least put it behind children's products?


Put a lot in the barbie section, you know how kids these days are.
Also was able to slip some Magnums into a 60 year old lady's cart when she wasn't looking.
Apr 20, 2014 11:56 PM

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IntroverTurtle said:
Astros477 said:
Heredity said:
the fuck, why? lol. did you at least put it behind children's products?


Would be better to fill them up with mixture of flour and water. Then place them randomly in the food sections. Like under apples and oranges and stuff. Then wait for reactions XD.
On the inside door handle to the restroom and on the toilet doors. Stick them using a light glue to the bottom of something so-so heavy(so that someone keeps it in the same position from when taking it off the shelf to carrying it or putting it in the cart) so it comes off when it's on the conveyor belt thing.


Could go to the extreme and put it in the product containers. Take a box of sweets, open it and put some in there. Then add light glue to where it came off. Then stick it back just like new. Also open bottles of drinks and put a few in there, moving them around with straws and re-screw the cap on them.
Apr 21, 2014 12:00 AM
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mclovinballz said:
Heredity said:
the fuck, why? lol. did you at least put it behind children's products?


Put a lot in the barbie section, you know how kids these days are.
Also was able to slip some Magnums into a 60 year old lady's cart when she wasn't looking.
i'm sure she would have thanked you.
Apr 21, 2014 2:03 AM

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I'm already drawing too much attention by shopping mith my waifu, yoko~pillow~teacher~chan, so attempting to do things like these usually ends in me getting kicked out of the store for being a nuisance. They even put a paper on the door saying "no cartoon pillows!" How dare they insult my wife like that. One of these days I'll get blessed with a strange power or a mecha and make them all pay.
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Apr 21, 2014 5:17 AM

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I have never even considered doing this. You must of been clinically bored out of your mind.
Apr 21, 2014 5:18 AM

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My teenage mind would have loved to do this.
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Apr 21, 2014 5:29 AM

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Ha

I've never done that but it sounds rather funny
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Apr 21, 2014 5:33 AM
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What was the point in doing so anyway ? xD

I never did anything like that during my teenage "edgy" years.
Apr 21, 2014 6:11 AM

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I was far more destructive OP. So no. I would find that boring.
Apr 21, 2014 6:47 AM

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What is the point? Never considered doing this at all...
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Apr 21, 2014 6:48 AM

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I am more mature than that.

Oh, who am I kidding. I would have put a condom on each of my fingers and ran around the store.
Apr 21, 2014 6:50 AM

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What is a condom?
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Apr 21, 2014 7:03 AM

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ezaya said:
What is a condom?


It's those plastic shopping bags that you use to both increase your girth and it makes it so that the guys' thingy ends up swimming in its own fluids because guys are filthy whores like that
Apr 21, 2014 7:16 AM

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Nah unfortunately I was never that edgy
Apr 21, 2014 7:22 AM
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why...
Apr 21, 2014 7:26 AM

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lol
Apr 21, 2014 7:28 AM

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No. Who does that????
Apr 21, 2014 7:49 AM
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No.

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