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May 5, 2016 3:58 AM

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Dylem said:
Martin said:
Wait what? You fapped while you were high?


never did that ? best feeling tho


I am probably going to try psychedelics this summer. Sounds fun.
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May 5, 2016 4:43 AM

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walskynner said:
Dylem said:


never did that ? best feeling tho


I am probably going to try psychedelics this summer. Sounds fun.


I meant fap while being high, not especially take psychedelics :p

If you want to try lsd, be careful, the effect has a very large range depending on your way of thinking.
May 5, 2016 5:00 AM

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Yes I'm now in third place!!!
May 5, 2016 5:11 AM

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Nice little album I put together.
when ur about to have a refreshing sip of earl grey tea and someone says "traps are gay"
May 5, 2016 5:47 AM

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Not normally into futa, but ay caramba this got me a few strokes from dropping out.

NSFW:
May 5, 2016 5:51 AM

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Still haven't fapped, but I have been touching the area the past few days.
As long as I don't edge like last time, I'm in the clear.
May 5, 2016 5:58 AM

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andy_gali said:
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YOU LOST?!?
I BEAT YOU ANDY!
YOU'RE LEWDER THAN ME!

(/)w(\) Yeah, you beat me >.<
I really wanted to win... things didn't go like I was expecting them to go. u.u
And actually you are lewder than me ofc

Omgosh... I'm actually so surprised, I can't get over it. What happened? How did you lose? :^S





Ahhh... Is this the blood... The blood of the Dark Soul?
May 5, 2016 6:06 AM
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Modest_Kuudere said:
Well guys let me tell you. It was one hell of a ride. But I came, I saw, I came. Greatly. On the bright side, I discovered a new way to fap.
Cause of Fap: ]
That's stuff that could take me out, great stuff

Oh, and @Martin, I love the reasons of fapping on the eliminated, haha
May 5, 2016 6:58 AM

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andy_gali said:
Semen-Demon said:


*Drinks your Semen*
I'm a girl, u weirdo!


No, no no, Andy. That doesn't matter. Like Semon-Demon's information page said.

"Females are not safe from Semon-Demon's hunt." Sorry. T_T
May 5, 2016 7:43 AM

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Is this the MAL losers' thread?
May 5, 2016 7:47 AM

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Here's a trap
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/date-a-live/images/e/ef/Shiori_itsuka_by_kazenokaze-d6jhgp3.png/revision/latest?cb=20140316043433
I'm watching the movie right now. My dick is telling me that wasn't the best idea.
May 5, 2016 8:08 AM
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welp i failed @Martin


May 5, 2016 9:04 AM

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Comments said:
welp i failed @Martin


*Drinks your Semen*
Do you play Azure Lane?
Then please join my fanclub
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May 5, 2016 9:59 AM

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Mkim said:
Schoolgirl getting assaulted:
thanks, needed a laugh

Mkim said:
Oneesanismywaifu said:

poor girl :(
How horrible of a person I am if I say that I love things like this?
not so horrible, the wtf ones are the best

that looked like something i had already seen, so i tried to look for something similar, but didn't find any
found these instead
http://imgur.com/gallery/BhR4b
http://imgur.com/gallery/9LPp4

Fixes to make the Profile more bearable after "the Modern★Profile★Update★★Rip★Profile★"
May 5, 2016 10:07 AM
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Zeando said:
Mkim said:
How horrible of a person I am if I say that I love things like this?
not so horrible, the wtf ones are the best

that looked like something i had already seen, so i tried to look for something similar, but didn't find any
found these instead
http://imgur.com/gallery/BhR4b
http://imgur.com/gallery/9LPp4
Ah yus, good ol Mizu Asato and his seemingly fetish with girls cryin

Didn't knew the second one though
And it's hella great

Holy shet the closing words of the author
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1869664?pool_id=7694

gone bai bai
May 5, 2016 10:10 AM

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If i lose im not sharing my semen @Semen-Demon
May 5, 2016 11:04 AM

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@Mkim and @NinjaTuna6
You know what other game has good music? No More Heroes.
May 5, 2016 11:08 AM
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DeadSnow24th said:
@Mkim and @NinjaTuna6
You know what other game has good music? No More Heroes.
Ah hell yeah, now dat's my player sexual harassment jam
gone bai bai
May 5, 2016 11:38 AM

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Mr_Perv_ said:
If i lose im not sharing my semen @Semen-Demon
Are you going to drink it yourself?
May 5, 2016 12:03 PM

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Mr_Perv_ said:
If i lose im not sharing my semen @Semen-Demon


I don't know if you're aware of this... But the demon is not going to ask politely. Semon-Demon will get it by force. >_>
May 5, 2016 12:06 PM
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DeadSnow24th said:

You know what other game has good music? No More Heroes.


I have never played the game but I remember seeing some youtube videos on that game, and the game looked badass imo. Cool music btw.
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May 5, 2016 12:14 PM

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I've noticed this over the course of the previous contest and even right now:
Afternoons are a struggle because I feel like fapping just to kill my boredom.
But after I get past the afternoon, everything is fine.

Fortunately, there have yet to be any enticing images uploaded to gelbooru recently, so my fapping urge is slightly easier to resist.
May 5, 2016 12:50 PM

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zombie_pegasus said:
Are you going to drink it yourself?
If that is the only way to keep it from Semen-Demon then yes

Relinquished- said:
I don't know if you're aware of this... But the demon is not going to ask politely. Semon-Demon will get it by force. >_>
I wont let it have any,over my dead body
May 5, 2016 12:55 PM

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Mr_Perv_ said:
zombie_pegasus said:
Are you going to drink it yourself?
If that is the only way to keep it from Semen-Demon then yes
Either than or hide it in the semen box which has been passed down through the generations (I won't show a picture because it's far too vile).
May 5, 2016 1:20 PM

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zombie_pegasus said:
Mr_Perv_ said:
If that is the only way to keep it from Semen-Demon then yes
Either than or hide it in the semen box which has been passed down through the generations (I won't show a picture because it's far too vile).
I've only heard rumors that there was a box that even Semen-Demon couldn't get into
May 5, 2016 1:24 PM

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Mr_Perv_ said:
zombie_pegasus said:
Either than or hide it in the semen box which has been passed down through the generations (I won't show a picture because it's far too vile).
I've only heard rumors that there was a box that even Semen-Demon couldn't get into
It has the most powerful seal known to mankind. It allows deposits but forbids retrievals. Your cum will be safe there.
May 5, 2016 1:27 PM

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zombie_pegasus said:
Mr_Perv_ said:
I've only heard rumors that there was a box that even Semen-Demon couldn't get into
It has the most powerful seal known to mankind. It allows deposits but forbids retrievals. Your cum will be safe there.
O god the years of cum that have been left in there & is that a fucking banana but when the final day comes & i must bust i will shoot my load into this box where it will never be drunken
May 5, 2016 1:39 PM

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Mr_Perv_ said:
If i lose im not sharing my semen @Semen-Demon


Do you play Azure Lane?
Then please join my fanclub
https://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=74907
May 5, 2016 2:04 PM

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I completely forgot about this. Never did anything due to lack of desire though so I'm still in it. Yay...

Jalapolo said:
andy_gali said:
I'm out... >.<


No way... How did I beat you? I'm the one you always call lewd, you claim to be pure yet... you lost to me... I don't know how to feel about you now... I feel so strange, this wasn't supposed to happen.
Wait... This is hard to believe.

May 5, 2016 2:07 PM

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Zeando said:
not so horrible, the wtf ones are the best

that looked like something i had already seen, so i tried to look for something similar, but didn't find any
found these instead
http://imgur.com/gallery/BhR4b
http://imgur.com/gallery/9LPp4
now see this is how you make it easier for everyone else to win
"I like young-girl sexual creations, Lolicon is just one hobby of my many hobbies," he says.
I ask what his wife, standing nearby, thinks of his "hobby".
"She probably thinks no problem," he replies. "Because she loves young boys sexually interacting with each other."
May 5, 2016 2:09 PM
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andy_gali said:
I'm out... >.<



wow
gg
May 5, 2016 2:11 PM
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Zeando said:
Mkim said:
How horrible of a person I am if I say that I love things like this?
not so horrible, the wtf ones are the best

that looked like something i had already seen, so i tried to look for something similar, but didn't find any
found these instead
http://imgur.com/gallery/BhR4b
http://imgur.com/gallery/9LPp4
Haha, those are amazing <3
May 5, 2016 2:14 PM

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I'm out

*Prevent the Semen-Demon from Drinking it*
May 5, 2016 2:17 PM

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I've always wondered what semen demon would do if we drank our own semen
"I like young-girl sexual creations, Lolicon is just one hobby of my many hobbies," he says.
I ask what his wife, standing nearby, thinks of his "hobby".
"She probably thinks no problem," he replies. "Because she loves young boys sexually interacting with each other."
May 5, 2016 2:19 PM

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Jesus christ, I have such a headache. All I've done is count the number of times I would've gotten myself off already if I weren't in this thread. Current count: 7.
May 5, 2016 2:21 PM

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I'm not going to last the night.
I'm not going to last the night.
I'm not going to last the night.

Fred457 said:
I've always wondered what semen demon would do if we drank our own semen
Perform CPR to get it back.
May 5, 2016 2:22 PM

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Kuri_TT0 said:
andy_gali said:
I'm out... >.<


what got you out?

It was nothing related to anime >.<

codephat said:
Jalapolo said:


No way... How did I beat you? I'm the one you always call lewd, you claim to be pure yet... you lost to me... I don't know how to feel about you now... I feel so strange, this wasn't supposed to happen.
Wait... This is hard to believe.

IKR (/)w(\)


I did my best ofc >.<
∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
May 5, 2016 2:24 PM

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Ratohnhaketon said:

Fred457 said:
I've always wondered what semen demon would do if we drank our own semen
Perform CPR to get it back.
He might become a sadist and open your stomach, looking for that thing.
May 5, 2016 2:28 PM

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...and all of those disgusting scenarios are another motivator for me avoid fapping.
He drank those bodily fluids once, and I'm not letting him do so again.
May 5, 2016 2:31 PM

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andy_gali said:
Kuri_TT0 said:

what got you out?

It was nothing related to anime >.<
Was hoping it'd at least be bl ( /)w(\ )

May 5, 2016 2:33 PM

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Ratohnhaketon said:
I'm not going to last the night.
I'm not going to last the night.
I'm not going to last the night.

Nope. Give up XD
May 5, 2016 2:37 PM

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Ratohnhaketon said:
I'm not going to last the night.
I'm not going to last the night.
I'm not going to last the night.
Just do it already
"I like young-girl sexual creations, Lolicon is just one hobby of my many hobbies," he says.
I ask what his wife, standing nearby, thinks of his "hobby".
"She probably thinks no problem," he replies. "Because she loves young boys sexually interacting with each other."
May 5, 2016 2:37 PM

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codephat said:
andy_gali said:

It was nothing related to anime >.<
Was hoping it'd at least be bl ( /)w(\ )

hahaha not this time, Code </3
tbh I wasn't expecting this... I mean, I only lasted 5 days u.u
∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
May 5, 2016 2:42 PM

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spinninground said:
Jesus christ, I have such a headache. All I've done is count the number of times I would've gotten myself off already if I weren't in this thread. Current count: 7.
I don't even fap on a regular basis so I haven't had any urges yet. I usually only fap once a month anyway. Usually is the operative word here. When I was writing a certain sexual fantasy novel I jizzed pretty much every day.
May 5, 2016 2:44 PM

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andy_gali said:

It was nothing related to anime >.<


You can't just leave us hanging. Details pls?
May 5, 2016 2:45 PM

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spinninground said:
Jesus christ, I have such a headache. All I've done is count the number of times I would've gotten myself off already if I weren't in this thread. Current count: 7.


Or you could... Do something something else, right? O.o It's only a few weeks, buddy. Play a game. Read a book. Talk to pretty girls! :D (But not too pretty, they may increase your hormones. T_T)
May 5, 2016 2:45 PM

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zombie_pegasus said:
spinninground said:
Jesus christ, I have such a headache. All I've done is count the number of times I would've gotten myself off already if I weren't in this thread. Current count: 7.
I don't even fap on a regular basis so I haven't had any urges yet. I usually only fap once a month anyway. Usually is the operative word here. When I was writing a certain sexual fantasy novel I jizzed pretty much every day.

I swear this is unhealthy somehow. My chi is all fucked up now or something. You're still normal though - lucky >.<

EDIT: HOLD ON. Share this sexual fantasy novel!
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May 5, 2016 2:46 PM

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Dylem said:
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I am probably going to try psychedelics this summer. Sounds fun.


I meant fap while being high, not especially take psychedelics :p

If you want to try lsd, be careful, the effect has a very large range depending on your way of thinking.


Fapping on acid must be really weird though. Never tried while high either, normally I hit the blunt after fapping.
Bruh check out my soundcloud
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May 5, 2016 2:50 PM

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Relinquished- said:
spinninground said:
Jesus christ, I have such a headache. All I've done is count the number of times I would've gotten myself off already if I weren't in this thread. Current count: 7.


Or you could... Do something something else, right? O.o It's only a few weeks, buddy. Play a game. Read a book. Talk to pretty girls! :D (But not too pretty, they may increase your hormones. T_T)
I already played a game T.T And went to the dentist. I'm going to end up having to schedule myself a threesome if I finish out the month, just to work out all my *ahem * needs.

If I manage to find someone I'm attracted to to talk to, we're going to save the talking for after!
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Yes @andy_gali
Details plz! :^)





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