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| "bring your girlfriend to watch" "never turned his back on Asuna" "the best guy" "never arrogant" GG |
| This one actually doesn't come from MAL, but from IMDb and it's regarding "Bates Motel". For anyone who isn't aware of the show, it's a pretty crappy prequel series to Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho". Now, most of the review is pretty tepid, saying how great the show is and praising the bad acting, but what really brings it to this thread is the closing line of the review. They say, "The only thing I don't like about this show is how close the mother and son are, I really hope it doesn't end up getting weird between them." Just let that soak in. They don't want the character Norman Bates to have a weird relationship with his mother. Because Norman Bates is the perfect example of what healthy family interaction should be. I just don't know how to respond to this, it is too stupid. |
ForgoneReality said: ...regarding "Bates Motel". For anyone who isn't aware of the show, it's a pretty crappy prequel series to Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho". So that's what that is. I kept hearing the name tossed around loosely, had no clue what it was. |
| Lol IMDb reviews are actually worse than MAL reviews. Just check out this little gem I discovered. Its a review of that celluloid abomination The Maze Runner: "My opinion might be a little biased cause I'm a huge fan of the Dystopian and Ethiopian genre. But this movie definitely exceeded my expectations. It definitely trumps divergent by far, might even be on par with the hunger games. This movie was non stop action, and mystery. It definitely succeeded in keeping me on edge wondering what was going to happen next. If you're contemplating whether or not you should watch it, do yourself a favour and watch it, believe me you will not regret it! I cannot wait until the sequel comes out! Great stuff! Well that's about it for what I have to say, you've gotta watch the movie to really understand the good things about it. The movie Is good." That's literally the whole review |
Take care of yourself |
razortongue said: Ethiopian genre HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Iroald said: razortongue said: Ethiopian genre HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's what made me pick this particular review xD |
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Iroald said: razortongue said: Ethiopian genre HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG |
Iroald said: razortongue said: Ethiopian genre HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA brb, dying. |
Iroald said: razortongue said: Ethiopian genre HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ethiopia is a country. The fuck? |
| "The more inexperienced you are, the more you want to show off." - Oreki, Hyouka |
I'm told that's actually pretty accurate. |
| This one is so funny I just had to share it! Its a review of the yet to be aired second season of Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works "we all know it's gonna be awesome. probably less awesome than season 2 of fate/zero and KnK, and about the same awesome as the rest of ufotable's stuff :) ufo, please drop fate series and make moar knk. ty" |
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razortongue said: This one is so funny I just had to share it! Its a review of the yet to be aired second season of Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works "we all know it's gonna be awesome. probably less awesome than season 2 of fate/zero and KnK, and about the same awesome as the rest of ufotable's stuff :) ufo, please drop fate series and make moar knk. ty" Idk when this review was made but to be fair, he is accurate in the new FSN not being as good as F/Z. Idk if my memory is just bad but atleast until now, I remember F/Z to be much better. F/SN UBW feels pretty average with pretty animation so far. |
AngelsArcanum said: I'm told that's actually pretty accurate. it is |
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| Now that there's a freaking Anime Search option that is in View List's place, l end up clicking it on accident often and glancing at some of the new reviews. And this one here caught my eye. It's pretty golden. Gotta love them Gurren Lagann and other comparisons every other sentence. http://myanimelist.net/reviews.php?id=185167 |
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ForgoneReality said: No Game No Life has proven to be a real treasure trove of cancer. Boils down to> I can see myself in the MC and when he acts like a Gary Stu it makes me feel good for being an outcast. God, NGNL is so goddamn overrated. And speaking of overrated. People are worshiping series from this new genre just because it caters to their wish-fulfillment desires. |
| Reminding me about the "Ethopian genre" post has made my day. |
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"10/10 don't listen to the haters, the speak lies." ^Best way to convince people. Iroald said: razortongue said: Ethiopian genre HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think I peed myself. |
Red_Keys said: Basically I'm MAL's Jesus. I watch shitty shows for your sins.  |
Until said: 65/100 It's a game that's generic while being unlike anything else I've ever played. It's bad in some very evident ways, and yet I want everyone I know to try it. It's not a great game, probably not even a good one, but it does things I want every narrative-based game going forward to learn from. What the actual fuck is wrong with these guys |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
Nei-san said: This guy seriously thinks Akame ga Kill is a unique, "epic masterpiece". If I didn't know better, I'd have thought this was a joke review... I wish it were a joke. I haven't seen an anime reviewer on Youtube that didn't think the same way. |
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| I really want to click on that review to hear how horrible his opinion is, but I simply can't bring myself to give him a view for his channel, as petty as that sounds. |
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Damn son |
Lordwen said: Hey, he may have foresight. Who are you to judge? |
sushiisawesomeOct 2, 2015 9:11 AM
| "The more inexperienced you are, the more you want to show off." - Oreki, Hyouka |
| Not THE most cancerous but still Something on Haruhi Suzumiya And just to show I'm unbiased, an Ergo Proxy one (although this might be just trolling) |
2 people are weird, but not weird in a weird way, just WEIRD. But this is not weird at all, actually I think it's common to be weird because it's mainstream to be weird. This might sound weird, my arguments might sound weird, I'm just a weird guy with weird intentions but this weird enthusiasm just keeps me typing. Weird or not, what do you think? |
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"La pasión asociada a tu lloriqueo una discusión es inversamente proporcional a la cantidad de información real disponible."  |
| Akame ga Killl is clearly a masterpiece |
| A School Days review: "Watching School days... and enjoying it requires a special type of person. The sort that that can view the suffering of fictional characters like a curious (or evil) scientist who conducts social experiments on a bunch of unknowing test subjects (victims) with intense academic interest (while cackling madly). The entire anime is essentially a social experiment taken to extremes. What happens if you take a horny teenage guy with little self-restraint, and give him the temptation of almost unlimited sex? What if you add into the mix a group of fangirls, who tend to always regard sleeping with the guy who sleeps with the most girls as a sign of social prestige? School days takes this scenero to its shocking conclusion... and in doing so, has created some of the most despised anime characters ever known. In this goal, School days succeeds brilliantly. The insert songs, ending themes are some of the best in any anime, the story's dark twists will eat at you, and the characters are capable of invoking the most primal emotions of hate and disgust. That's not say that school days achieves that goal flawlessly. Animations were medicore, relying on more stills that it should. Meanwhile, the second to last episode that portrayed the protogonist final descent to oblivion was rushed. Had the director cut out the 5 wasted minutes devoted to blatant upskirt fanservice per episode and fleshed out the story development, I would have scored the story a 10. Nevertheless, despite the shortcomings, School days achieves what it aimed to do. If you're the sort of person who wants to throw your notebook off the balcony whenever some guy on TV does something dumb or evil, this ain't the anime for you. However, if you're more the sort that want to watch the downfall of a community with morbid curiosity... then there's really no better anime for you." |
I suppose you could say the review is...almost comical. |
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Your disapproval of my highly creative pun has been duly noted. |
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illivinni said: This review needs upvote floods. I say. The Genesis flood would do. |
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*looks at MAL and sees OPM as a 4 Me: Shit I don't like OPM, but for a different reason than "the animation is bad". I think the animation is good [understatment. its actually amazing], but the humor to me seems repetitive |
KriticalBadger said: *looks at MAL and sees OPM as a 4 Me: Shit I don't like OPM, but for a different reason than "the animation is bad". I think the animation is good [understatment. its actually amazing], but the humor to me seems repetitive Oh, absolutely. It's understandable for people not to like its humour. It can get repetitive, even for someone like me who finds it enjoyable. Fortunately, OPM's humour still has moments of brilliance such as the revelation about King (the anime hasn't reached that point yet) which, for me, make up for some duller parts. |
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metamorphius said: KriticalBadger said: *looks at MAL and sees OPM as a 4 Me: Shit I don't like OPM, but for a different reason than "the animation is bad". I think the animation is good [understatment. its actually amazing], but the humor to me seems repetitive Oh, absolutely. It's understandable for people not to like its humour. It can get repetitive, even for someone like me who finds it enjoyable. Fortunately, OPM's humour still has moments of brilliance such as the revelation about King (the anime hasn't reached that point yet) which, for me, make up for some duller parts. People say that it gets good at that part, so I'll wait until I give out my final verdict on it. |
KriticalBadger said: People say that it gets good at that part, so I'll wait until I give out my final verdict on it. Oh, I didn't know people say that. But, yeah, I can see it being one of the highlights for many. I am not sure if the anime will manage to reach that part in these 12 episodes though. I am actually not caught up with the anime, but I don't imagine it will go past the arc with Boros. |
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galimx said: What was it about?http://myanimelist.net/reviews.php?id=204767 lol |
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galimx said: I see, like this kind of thingy:Lordwen said: What was it about? Naruto review. The review was like this: FILLER!! FILLER!! FILLER!! FILLER!!... x 100  |
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| Love is in the air! |
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| There are few things uglier than a butthurt Monogatari fanboy. |
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Mayuka said: this one wins The amount of cringe in the first sentence is something a won't be able to sleep off so soon. |
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| Lol I saw that one from Anime Everyday. It was kek. He also mentioned a cringy shigatsu review, but I can't find it unfortunately |
GaryL said: Mayuka said: this one wins The amount of cringe in the first sentence is something a won't be able to sleep off so soon. It's like half of the posts on this thread are positive SAO reviews XD |
| Across the vast expanse of space, memes echo into eternity. |
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