| Okay, so I'm just laying on my desk and day dreaming and then this amazing thought pops into my head. What's the best fruit to use to commit murder (and why)? I hope this doesn't turn into a simple listing thread, so we can also make this into a wide discussion about fruits. Say you had to kill someone using a fruit. What fruit would you use and what method would you use? So like I was thinking piercing someone's eyes with a grape would be pretty gory. Or bashing someone's head with a pineapple or coconut repeatedly until their brain turns to mush also seems reasonable... but yeah. ʅฺ(・ω・。)ʃฺ？？ |
| Throwing a durian at someone might do the trick. Poke their eyes with the spikes or something lol. |
| You never heard of a durian? |
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| my first thought was pineapple up the butt too, but a banana through their eyesocket sounds good too |
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| Pure capsicum is the spiciest thing in existence. Pure capsicum concentrate is more than enough to kill any living thing. |
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| Shove a banana and berries up their pussy then eat it out like a vagina fruit salad. |
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| Durian. It's hard and heavy and covered in spikes. The inside is filled with poisonous smelly flesh. |
| pineapple or coconut are the first that come to mind |
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Duskie said: Pure capsicum is the spiciest thing in existence. Pure capsicum concentrate is more than enough to kill any living thing. LD50 for PURE capsaicin for a human is in kilograms. And no, you don't get very high concentrations in even the spiciest peppers. Capsaicin only stimulates vanilloid receptors anyways (essentially, pain). Almost entirely superficial. Ah, and for me. I'd use raw almond fruits; death by force feeding (contains cyanide). There's a reason the taste of cyanide is known to be similar to that of bitter almonds. |
MortalMelancholyJun 26, 2016 12:55 AM
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MortalMelancholy said: Hold someone down and force liters of capsicum extract down their throat, it will kill them one way or another...Duskie said: Pure capsicum is the spiciest thing in existence. Pure capsicum concentrate is more than enough to kill any living thing. LD50 for PURE capsaicin for a human is in kilograms. And no, you don't get very high concentrations in even the spiciest peppers. Capsaicin only stimulates vanilloid receptors anyways (essentially, pain). Almost entirely superficial. |
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| A banana. It's so fearsome that it takes a gun to protect yourself against someone wielding one. In reality, the durian is probably the best choice. |
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Duskie said: MortalMelancholy said: Hold someone down and force liters of capsicum extract down their throat, it will kill them one way or another...LD50 for PURE capsaicin for a human is in kilograms. And no, you don't get very high concentrations in even the spiciest peppers. Capsaicin only stimulates vanilloid receptors anyways (essentially, pain). Almost entirely superficial. I wonder if you could kill someone by waterboarding them with that stuff.... :3 |
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MortalMelancholy said: AhahahahDuskie said: Hold someone down and force liters of capsicum extract down their throat, it will kill them one way or another... I wonder if you could kill someone by waterboarding them with that stuff.... :3 I like the way you think. ;) |
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Masked_Mantis said: Shove a banana and berries up their pussy then eat it out like a vagina fruit salad. That sounds like a horrifically tasty idea, I might even enjoy that. Mkim said: Exhalant said: I don't think you know how grapes workSo like I was thinking piercing someone's eyes with a grape would be pretty gory I think you don't know how grapes work. |
The smell would be enough to kill some |
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Grapefruit... https://youtu.be/hdHZ5hp45Fc?t=3m |
illuseanJun 26, 2016 6:51 AM
| Blueberry, freeze it and shoot it out of a pellet gun right at their eye or something. Or along with that line of thought something like a watermelon out of a pvc pipe cannon and breaking their neck. |
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| Michael Barrymore, just be sure to bring your swimsuit. (I promise that joke would be hilarious if you had any idea who Michael Barrymore is) |
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| A hit on the head with a justin bieber should do the trick. Alternatively, you can force your target to listen to Baby looped for 10 hours. He will be long dead before the song ends and the mental torture is a plus !! |
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| Shoving a banana down someones throat and watching them as they choke on it. |
| I've already had to say this once today, but imma say it again. Dimethylanime said: damn some of y'all need to talk to a therapist bc y'all are dark af The best fruit to commit murder is no fruit because fruit is meant to be eaten and murder is not meant for any of you |
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| You could feed someone a ton of bananas till they get so constipated they die. |
Exhalant said: Masked_Mantis said: Shove a banana and berries up their pussy then eat it out like a vagina fruit salad. That sounds like a horrifically tasty idea, I might even enjoy that. Mkim said: I don't think you know how grapes work I think you don't know how grapes work. Idk, I guess you could grape someone till they die. but where are the police in all of this? |
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| A watermelon easily, seeded Throw that on someone's face and you'll break their neck |
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SympathyDolphin said: Idk, I guess you could grape someone till they die. but where are the police in all of this? plot twist: the citizens decide to rebel and murder the policemen in horrific ways using only fruits. |
| Durian, you can either throw it to someone's back head or force them to over-eat it with some additional drink/food that has alcohol level. I saw several death cases here because the latter one. |
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| Coconut people have actually died quite frequently from falling coconuts. |
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| Banana peel at the top of stairs of a basement. Then all you need to do is convince someone to go down there to get something. And bam! Snapped neck. |
| A grape well-timed to stick in the throat and choke their life away is best because it is discreet. You could leave a bunch of grapes next to them to make it look like an accident. |
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