So, MAL is now an action movie. Which are you?
| Another entertaining (hopefully) poll/discussion thread, because why not? Oh yes, and the question is what role fits you best, not what role do you want. So, based upon your intelligence, skills, good looks or lack thereof, what character would you likely be in a MAL action movie? Oh, and don't forget the discussion part, because that would be a sin against MAL to leave that out. |
| A mostly ineffectual police officer definitely because I'm lazy and like to look important |
| Cannon fodder/innocent bystander. RIP (your vote) Maybe the guy with a Tacos stand, I don't like to get into trouble. |
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| I'll buy one of your tacos. |
| i would be the bystander who does not die but lives but however does nothing to help the main characters |
| RRRRRRRRRR |
| Walking fanservice. |
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| Doge. |
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| I would be a mix of comic relief and good guy strategist. The man with the plan, and a joke on his lips. |
Rastamepas said: The cop that's buying tacos and dies, hell yeahI'll buy one of your tacos. |
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| the lunch lady |
| I'm the main villain's éminence grise, but what they don't know is that the villain is merely my puppet. I'm the real villain, but nobody realise that. Not even you, the viewer. I'll probably die anticlimactically like a little bitch later in the film, though. |
| A bystander. |
| I'm the nerd who does all the hacking while rambo blows shit up. Fucking heroes always look down on us eggheads, but without us they'd be hopeless. |
| [size=200]MAL AVATAR SYSTEM BLOWS |
| An obnoxious but sometimes useful animal that most viewers would really like to see die. (your vote) |
| Danny Trejo, a badass. you a vapid lame-o |
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| I'd be the movie critic who would call the movie garbage. |
| Handsome extra. |
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| batman |
| Eye candy. |
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| i'm the hero's sidekick! yeah seriously, that's usually my role in real life even in forum games. |
[right]  B Y ☆ H A N R E - I C H I H A R A ☆ |
| The evil #2 sounds about right. Basically Starscream, only infinitely more fashionable. |
| "A little kid who serves no purpose but to be helpless/protected." Incredibly likely. Moog- said: I'm the main villain's éminence grise, but what they don't know is that the villain is merely my puppet. I'm the real villain, but nobody realise that. Not even you, the viewer. I'll probably die anticlimactically like a little bitch later in the film, though. You'd probably get killed by the hero as he's protecting me. So in a way, it would have been me that killed you, therefore I'm the real hero of the movie. |
| I would die in the first minute, but at the ending when everyone is clapping for the heroes I'd stand there as well. Illuminati |
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| I'd be in a good movie instead. |
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| The hero (main character) who protects his friends, cares about them and gets his ass kicked in the very beginning due to his lack of strength. I really want to play the role of a vigilante who saves the day. :D |
Satan-samaJul 24, 2014 4:15 AM
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| an extra with little to no lines |
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| I Would Be A Shut In Loner Then :p |
| Chuck Norris. I'll throw a grenade and kill 50 people, and the grenade will explode. |
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| Main character's pet cat. |
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| Cannon fodder red shirt. |
an egomaniac and a fool |
| I just wanna be a piece of bread |
Don't worry I got this one. |
| The tech specialist, I would be pretty genre savvy so I be a good/bad guy depending on the setting. |
that's me |
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| Nothing in the poll fits what I would be in an action movie. Or at least a good action movie, not the overused type. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| An obnoxious but sometimes useful animal that most viewers would really like to see die. (your vote) I'll be the pansy of the show, who for some reason never gets killed off despite being a fucking useless deadweight to the rest of the group. |
What do you think? The meaning of our existence. Why do we continue to live? ~Iris Rain Umbrella, my favorite robot  |
| The Writer/Director. Which makes me God. |
| The Art of Eight |
| The good guy mastermind |
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| Other. (please explain) (your vote) I would more than likely be an innocent bystander at first. Though learning of whatever the plot is I take action and try to help the main roles or just other innocents. In the process I'll probably over look a small detail at a crucial time. Ending up getting killed and doing nothing or helping someone. |
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| I would be shot by a stray bullet. |
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I'd be like Bolin. The funny, cheerful but capable guy of the team  |
| 'The way of the wang is long...and hard' |
| The user name says it all. |
| I've been here way too long... |
LashLethal said: I'd be like Bolin. The funny, cheerful but capable guy of the team ... and unfortunate when it comes to women. |
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| Cannon fodder/innocent bystander. RIP (your vote) Yep that would be me. I don't like trouble. |
| For those who seek perfection, there can be no rest on this side of the grave. Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. |
| The good guy mastermind/strategist I guess |
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| I would be the guy who always flits in and out of the movie. And you're never quite sure exactly what it is he's even there for |
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