If You Found a Death Note in Real Life, What Would You Do With It?

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Mr7Beans said:
kill OP.

OP = One Piece?

Jul 9, 2014 11:35 AM

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i would kill all major criminals but not bother with any of the minor ones. that was my main problem with light. if he would of just kept killing all the truly evil people i would of been fine with it but he started killing off petty criminals many of which probably had reasons for committing the crimes that he didnt know about.

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Jul 9, 2014 11:36 AM

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I'd draw dicks in it.

Jul 9, 2014 11:37 AM

wish_i_was_sugoi

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Be Light

Jul 9, 2014 11:37 AM

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kami_desu said:
Be Like Mike.

Jul 9, 2014 11:38 AM

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wolowizard said:

Mr7Beans said:
kill OP.

OP = One Piece?

yes please. please kill it now because the creator said he wants it to go on for another decade

http://kotaku.com/one-piece-might-last-another-decade-1601604195/all

Jul 9, 2014 11:39 AM

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Start finding out the real names of MAL users who call NGNL overrated.

Jul 9, 2014 11:39 AM

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Ryugen

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I would write "spiders" in it.

Jul 9, 2014 11:39 AM

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Dora The Explorer will never look down on me again.....

Jul 9, 2014 11:39 AM

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wolowizard said:

Mr7Beans said:
kill OP.

OP = One Piece?

Original Poster.

Jul 9, 2014 11:40 AM

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I'd find out who you are and write your name on it.

Jul 9, 2014 11:40 AM

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antonn said:
Start finding out the real names of MAL users who call NGNL overrated.

It's not just overrated, it's bad.

Jul 9, 2014 11:40 AM

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If I could kill every convicted felon with the notebook then I would. It would have to be for crimes that are felonies and not misdemeanors that are easily reconcilable. Rapists, murderers, pedophiles, psychopaths, terrorists, it does not matter. They are no longer human when they decide to destroy someones life. By commiting these acts they forfiet the right to be alive.

Would I use the Death Note? You are damn right I would.

Jul 9, 2014 11:41 AM

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I'd kill all the MAL users including myself.

Jul 9, 2014 11:43 AM

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Holy fuck theres a lot of anger on this site.

Jul 9, 2014 11:44 AM

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VanishingKira said:
Start finding out the real names of MAL users who actually think Tokyo Ghoul is a good anime.

Tokyo Ghoul isn't that bad, you should rather spend your time on finding out the real names of users who think Akame ga Kill is good.

Jul 9, 2014 11:44 AM

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Zergneedsfood said:

pLaguE_ said:
I'd kill all the MAL users including myself.

That's deep.

Thank you, I pride myself on my abilities. I mean I did watch Lain, I am the epitome of deep.

Jul 9, 2014 11:44 AM

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SolviteSekai said:
Holy fuck theres a lot of anger on this site.

I love how 95% of all answers here are just random bullshit...classic MAL

Jul 9, 2014 11:45 AM

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SolviteSekai said:
Holy fuck theres a lot of anger on this site.

Daddy never loved me

Jul 9, 2014 11:46 AM

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T3hSource

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Write the name of certain math teacher who's a dickbag.

And burn it.

Jul 9, 2014 11:48 AM

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Definitely pick it up, I don't want some fool to get their hands on it. I'd wait a month for a Shinigami to show up and have a nice chat over some apples before returning it on a favorable condition or two, or burning it. If none appear, then I'll put it in the shelf with the other Death Note in my house already.

Jul 9, 2014 11:50 AM

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Jyupita

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Burn it.

Jul 9, 2014 11:51 AM

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Jyupita said:
Burn it.

how will they arrest you? i mean how can they trace a magical book back to anyone. also how could they get enough evidence to convict you?

Jul 9, 2014 11:52 AM

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Changing my answer.

I'd use it to kill off Kineta's blouse, because it is disturbingly hard to get off in this tree outside her house when shes just reading with her clothes on.

Jul 9, 2014 11:53 AM

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SolviteSekai said:
Holy fuck theres a lot of anger on this site.

It's all fun and games until someone's waifu is insulted.

Jul 9, 2014 11:54 AM

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fst said:
I'd use it to cleanse the world of Democrats.

Jul 9, 2014 11:55 AM

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Zergneedsfood said:
Considering the OP is just a silly question, it's not surprising. If anything, I think saying that one would kill people because they committed heinous crimes is just as bullshit as people saying anything else.

At least other people are saying amusing things.

Its not a silly question.

Death Note is one of the most popular anime/manga out there and I bet that everyone who has watched it thought about what he/she would do in such situation.

And I dont think that "I'd draw dicks in it" is any amusing.

How is my response bullshit btw?

Jul 9, 2014 11:57 AM

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Kolnikov said:

fst said:
I'd use it to cleanse the world of Democrats.

Fuck i love the lion king.

[quote=wolowizard]

Jul 9, 2014 12:00 PM

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I'd see if I could kill tatsuya from mahouka with it. He'd probably win though.

Jul 9, 2014 12:01 PM

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Zergneedsfood said:
Because people who think they think they can cast the ultimate judgment on people they've never seen from behind a computer are just being morally presumptuous.

now THAT is bullshit.

The only way to purify this world is to unleash holy fire on those who would dare threaten to defile it. Don't tell me you would pass up an oppurtunity like that. It would just be foolish and irresponsible to do any less.

and dick jokes are lame btw

Jul 9, 2014 12:02 PM

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If the question wasn't already silly, the responses have certainly made it silly.

And dick jokes may be lame, but that doesn't mean they aren't obligatory.

Jul 9, 2014 12:03 PM

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Many world leaders and business owners would find themselves dead after all a global crisis would be interesting to see

IRC- LoliGod

Jul 9, 2014 12:03 PM

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Kolnikov said:

fst said:
I'd use it to cleanse the world of Americans.

Jul 9, 2014 12:04 PM

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kokkoderrisch said:

Kolnikov said:

F-fuck you.

Jul 9, 2014 12:06 PM

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kokkoderrisch said:

antonn said:
Start finding out the real names of MAL users who call NGNL overrated.

It's not just overrated, it's bad.

Jul 9, 2014 12:06 PM

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[quote=SolviteSekai][quote=Kolnikov]

fst said:
I'd use it to cleanse the world of Democrats.

Fuck i love the lion king.

You love Lion King and hate Democrats? That's how it should be :)

Fuck, I don't know how to quote anymore.

Jul 9, 2014 12:07 PM

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It's a pretty awful power to have if you don't have any grudges/complexes that need addressing.

Guess sell my ability to kill with it to the highest bidders since I just want some money out of this shit.

Jul 9, 2014 12:08 PM

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I personally think we should all draw dicks in this thread.

Nobody should have to ashamed of their desire to draw dicks.

Jul 9, 2014 12:10 PM

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Zergneedsfood said:

hybreezy said:
It's a pretty awful power to have if you don't have any grudges/complexes that need addressing.

Guess sell my ability to kill with it to the highest bidders since I just want some money out of this shit.

Make sure when you exchange those dollah bills that you don't give out your real name. :3

I'd figure out something...maybe...

Jul 9, 2014 12:13 PM

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Jyupita said:

You should change the topic name to "Who wants to get arrested?"

I highly doubt that you would get caught tbh.

Jul 9, 2014 12:14 PM

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wolowizard said:

Jyupita said:

You should change the topic name to "Who wants to get arrested?"

I highly doubt that you would get caught tbh.

Light did, twice.

Jul 9, 2014 12:15 PM

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antonn said:

Light did, twice.

I dont think that we have such a smart detective like L on this planet, therefore you wouldnt get in trouble.

Jul 9, 2014 12:15 PM

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antonn said:

wolowizard said:

I highly doubt that you would get caught tbh.

Light did, twice.

because he is a retard. dont do anything risky and you wont get caught. it is a magic book what jury will ever believe that you can kill people just by writing a name in a book

Jul 9, 2014 12:16 PM

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nice to see this is a death note spoilers thread

Jul 9, 2014 12:16 PM

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Wipe my ass with it.

"One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle."

Jul 9, 2014 12:17 PM

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