It flies across the sky as fast as lightning
Finally, it arrives at the apartment of a woman
Does it plan on eating this helpless human?
When the woman goes over and opens the door
She beholds the dragon, and stands rooted to the floor
But then to the woman’s great surprise
The dragon transforms into a girl right before her eyes!
The dragon girl calls herself Tohru, and gives her thanks
To the woman who had recently pulled a sword out of her flanks
And so that her debt to the woman can be repaid
Tohru asks to work for her as her maid!
The woman, Kobayashi, eventually agrees
And the dragon Tohru is visibly pleased
This event, I’m sure, Kobayashi will always remember
And thus the story begins with them living together
Being a lighthearted comedy, the plot isn’t that deep
But don’t let this be a cause for you to weep
For the anime excels in other areas
From the detailed designs to the funny characters
The dragon girls are drawn with many vibrant colors
Which makes them aesthetically pleasing to see
And although Kobayashi isn’t as detailed as the others
Her blandness can actually be sort of funny
Thanks to the art, we get many attractive females
And whatever your fetish, its surely represented
You got the tomboy Kobayashi and Tohru with her twintails
The loli Kanna and Lucoa who’s large chested
Ms. Kobayashi is the protagonist of the story
She always seems calm and acts reasonably
But if she's drunk, she can rampage crazily
Plus she gives the hopeless dragon girls helpful tips
Tohru is the first dragon we see
She wants to be a successful maid so badly!
She seems to be in love with Ms. Kobayashi
I wonder if she’ll ever kiss her on the lips?
Kanna is a dragon loli
Her cuteness levels are too much for me!
She basically eats everything she sees
And damn, she has some thicc hips!
Overall I’d say the characters are rather nice
But if I had to give the creator’s some advice
I’d say that the characters needed more depth and detail
But hey, at least their merchandise can make for a good sale.
What can I say, this show was fun
And now my poem is nearly done
But before I depart, I’ll leave some advice
And if you don’t follow it, you’ll pay the price
You better not lewd the dragon loli.
Ah, who am I kidding, resistance is folly.
