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What the actual living f*ck.

Am I autistic now? I feel autistic after watching this anime. I feel like I have some form of cancer now.

One minute, it's juts one minute long, what could possibly go wrong?

I think this anime is like the video they show in The Ring but instead of a young girl killing you, it's cancer.

But, let's get right into the review of possibly the best anime out there

... Story 10/10

A man and a woman go out on a date, the best story you can ever get

Art 10/10

Clay animation is the best animation out there, forget fate, this right here is the best animation out there.

Sound 10/10

Only one song in the soundtrack, but then again it's only a minute long

Character 10/10

The character are just so fine and so well developed. In one minute they express themselves so much that "SHIT" goes from 0 to 100 real quick.

Enjoyment 10/10

Who thinks people shitting out of their mouth isn't enjoyable?

Overall 1/10

But alas, this wonderful piece of art is only a minute long, thus the overall rating of 1, they should have at least made a movie out of this piece of shit.

Infinite Time Loop Overkill the Anime:-

Basically if you watch the anime in the broadcast order, this will be season 2, but the fact of the matter is that there are 4 episodes of season 1 that take place after season 2, chronologically speaking.

But since this page is dedicated to season 2, I will write about season 2 and nothing else. The most prominent thing about this season is the endless eight arc, which just killed the enjoyment.

The arc was about how Haruhi and the gang spent their summer vacation and how Haruhi still had some regrets because of which she did not want summer ... vacation to end, resulting in an infinite time loop where the characters kept on repeating the final two weeks of summer vacation over and over again.

The idea might seem pretty interesting and might have actually been quite successful, if the producers hadn't given symbolism more importance than the fans.

Endless Eight, is literally eight episodes long. Now, the ideal case might be showing the first summer vacation in one episode, revealing the time loop in the second and resolving it in that very episode. To keep things a bit slow, they could have used at most 3 or 4 episodes. 5 episodes would have been an overkill. What they did was kill that overkill ten times over. 8 FRIGGIN' EPISODES of the same friggin' things. The worst part was that almost everything was the same in the 8 episodes, same dialogue same scenes, same everything. If they were going to do something like that, they could have at least had some variations in dialogues, made the characters do different things or something. But the only variation was in camera angles and costumes and minor details in the scenes.

So basically if you watch the Endless Eight arc fully, you are literally watching the same thing, the same twenty two minute long episode eight times over.

Now, the rest of the episodes were kind of good. If you watch the anime in the broadcast order then the final 4-5 episodes might give you some information about the cultural festival that took place out of nowhere in the first season.

Basically season 2 is not exactly a 12-14 episode new season as much as it is a 6 episode OVA.

If you watch it in the broadcast order, you will have something like 4-5 episodes left, if you watch in the chronological order, you will have somehting like 9 episodes left to watch. So, I will recommend you watch the entire thing in the chronological order.

Now, I like short anime, a lot actually. But the bad thing about short anime is that they can either be extremely enjoyable (strange +, 'Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken', etc) or extremely disastrous (pupa, etc)

Somehow, this anime is none, it is just bland, plain old nothing bland. There is nothing that can make it worthy of being called a good anime and nothing to make it a bad one. How can I review an anime that has nothing, just nothing?

The anime has 12 two minute long episodes and each episode has an almost 30 second opening/ending or whatever. So basically you ... have roughly 18 minute of actual content. The anime revolves around a middle school girl Komori who is a nice girl, so nice in fact that she cannot refuse a favour. She has two other friends, Megumi Nishitori and Masako Negishi, both of whom are little kindergarten looking girls. These bunch of characters are later joined by a short boy called Otani, who is basically like Komori's rival kind of thing and wants to help everyone.

Each episode can be summarized as:-
Some kind of dialogue between the main characters or something, Title screen with the main characters yelling "Komori San Wa Kotowarenai!", a person asking Komori for help, then many people asking Komori for help then later her friends complaining about how she helps everyone. Some arbitrary dialogue, weird encounters with Otani at times, and the opening/ending or whatever.

Basically if you just want to watch anime for the sake of it or just to get some of them anime experience points, watch this anime, it's only 18 minutes long.

Sora no Otoshimono: Boobies with feels.

Sometimes there are anime with way too much fan service which just overshadows the story and characters of the show to the point where the only thing that people watch the series is for the boobs, case in point- Maken Ki 2, Infinite Stratos, etc. Sometimes fan service just smothers the story to the point where the studio is making episodes just for the sake of doing it.

But then there are anime which has fan service, but also a story to go along with it. Sora no Otoshimono is an echhi anime, but one of the few echhi ... anime that has a good story accompanied with nice character development. The comedy is also awesome.

The main character, Tomoki, a normal high school teenager who also happens to be a pervert, sees a girl in his dreams who tells him about how she is trapped in the sky and asks him to save her. His senpai Eishiro Sugata, an intelligent bespectacled boy who is a member of the New World Discovery Club, is searching for a new world in the skies and finds out about a black void in the sky which is travelling along the earth. He finds out that the black void is going to be somewhere close to where they live. When Tomoki along with his childhood friend, Sohara Mitsuki, a busty girl who has a crush on him (clichéd as hell though), visit Sugata about Tomoki's dreams, he asks them to come to the site where the new world is going to be. Somehow, the main character is the only one who can make it. He sees the void and out of it comes a busty girl with wings along with a lot of debris. He tries to save her but is saved by her instead.
This girl is an angeloid called Icarus. She tells Tomoki about how he is her master and how she can grant any wish of his. The story follows the daily of life of Icarus and Tomoki along with Tomoki's friends. Somewhere later in the story a new angeloid is sent to earth and it is revealed that Icarus is actually a very important part of the new world because of which the new angeloid is sent to retrieve her.

The story is great, the comedy generally revolves around Tomoki's perverted desires. The art is nice. The anime is a pretty enjoyable anime and one which you can just watch without applying much of your brain. However, if you care a lot about logic, hate plot holes and stuff it might not be your cup of tea. Case in point, the time when Tomoki's house is destroyed but instead of asking Icarus, one who can even bend reality and make a whole day that Tomoki lived nothing but a dream and basically grant anything he wants like making ten billion yen appear out of thin air, to rebuild it, he goes to live in the student council president's house.

Now, a lot of people might just watch the score of 10 i have given this show and ignore this review. Keep this in mind, i watched this anime in december 2012, you know, before all of this "SAO is SHIT" bullsh*t took place.

Before i give the actual review, let's see why this anime is hated so much.

Sword Art Online is not hated because it is bad, because it is not bad at all, the reason it is hated is because it is overrated as hell. This, in my opinion, is the most overrated anime ever. However, just because it is overrated doesn't mean that ... it is bad.

Now the review:

Sword Art Online, season 1, can be mainly divided into 2 arcs, Sword Art Online and Alfheim Online arcs. The anime begins showing us a futuristic world where the first virtual MMORPG, Sword Art Online has been successfully created. Kirito, the main character, was one of the beta testers of the game and therefore knows his way around the game. The game mainly consists of a dungeon sort of place called Aincrad which contains a hundred floors. At first everything seems to be fun and all but by the end of the first episode it is revealed that the players cannot log out of the game and the only way to escape is to beat the game, clear the hundred floors. Also, if anyone dies in this game, they die in real life.

This arc lasts for upto 12 episodes. Then is the Alfheim Online arc, telling whose plot might spoil the first arc.

The story is kind of ok, it is about how Kirito meets other players, among whom is his romantic partner Asuna, how they struggle to advance to the upper levels of Aincrad.

The good things about the anime are its animation, its soundtrack and its enjoyment factor.

There is no major character development. The mc is an overpowered Gary Stu named Kirito, who happens to be an expert in virtual sword fighting. The pattern for the female characters kind of keeps on repeating, they are kawaii little girls who meet Kirito some way or the other and somehow fall in love with him.

Mind you, the overall rating is not based on character development or art or sound but is solely based on the enjoyment factor.

All in all, SAO is pretty enjoyable but if you care a lot about character development, story and whatnot, it might not be your cup of tea.

This is the pinnacle of greatness

Story: 1

The story is so emotional, you can feel the emotions melting your brain. The unnecessary, unexplained and confusing emotional flashbacks will leave you crying, the melancholy of the squid will leave you speechless, the love confession out of nowhere, without any specific explanation about the two characters' relationship will make you question the romantic content of romeo and juliet and the blonde's struggle to be the leader of a team whose role, creation and setting hasn't even been explained will leave you so sad that no tears would come out.

Art:1

The animation is so lifelike that words cannot even begin ... to explain the realism it shows. This showed me how good the art of other anime is. The characters are so well designed that you can tell them apart only by their hair.

Sound: 1

The OP is so great that it makes li'l wayne sound like michael jackson.

Character: 1

The characters are so awesome they don't even need personalities

Enjoyment: 1

After watching it, i enjoyed every other anime, even the anime i did not like before

Overall: 1

This makes Mars of Destruction look like SnK

This might be one of the few times that i call an anime a bad anime.


Story: 6

This anime was so bad that it was stupid. However, the story was not bad, there was actually some potential in the story, but the way it was portrayed was just crappy, wayyy too crappy. It's basically a one episode ova for some vn or game, i don't know what

It is basically about how us humans are actually martians and how there were other beings before us that were the original inhibitors of earth. Sounds like a pretty good story but that's it, the anime has a good story ... and nothing more.

Art: 3

The animation is nothing to boast about. This anime came out in 2005 and still has worse animation than neon genesis evangelion. The character design isn't anything special either

Sound: 1

Now some people that have watched this anime might disagree with me because there are actually some classic songs like one of Beethoven's symphonies and such. Like, if you download the anime's ost, you might like the songs but if you watch the anime, you would know what i am talking about. A good soundtrack is useless if it is not well timed or used in the anime/show properly. The voice acting is nothing special either.

Character: 1

The main character is a shinji ikari type wuss with daddy issues only a 100 times worse.Like shinji, his father forces him to use some kind of robot, the last resort of manking to fight the monsters invading earth and stuff. The side characters are kind of like your everyday mecha/sci-fi kind of anime with no personality. If i were to name a favourite character though, it would be the doctor. Why, because he is the genius among genius, with an IQ higher than murasakibara's height, a brain bigger than Krillin's losing streak. Like, the man could tell on first sight, without even doing a simple test that the headless girl was dead. Even the side characters and the hospital staff combined could not make out what this genius did in a matter of seconds.

Enjoyment: 4

This might come as a shock to all those who are reading this but i actually kind of enjoyed watching it. This anime was bad no doubt about that, but, it was so bad that it was kind of hilarious.

Overall: 2

As bad as it is, it might just qualify as a much watch anime just because of how bad it is and how much fame it has got because of that,

Holy mother mary on a jesus cross! This right here is the anime that made me religious.

Let me tell you somethin', if you hate blood and gore, this isn't what you might wanna watch. This right here, is brutal as hell. All hell breaks loose in this anime and they don't cut back on the gore.

Review time:

Story: 8

The horror is pretty entertaining in this show and the plot development is pretty good.

... Art: 8

Pretty good animation and character design, especially the girl with a pair of "plots".

Sound: 7

The SFX kind of gives an eerie feel to this anime, something that is a must for every horror anime.

Character: 7

The characters are also not a bunch of pussies like some certain characters i know (*cough*chaos;head mc*cough*), the character development is also kind of good.

Enjoyment: 9

The blood and gore is pretty good, if ya love intense gore, like guts being ripped out, organs on the wall, little girls being stabbed, then this right here is what you must watch.

Overall: 8

A must watch for all horror fans

I used to think that there was nothing worse than mars of destruction, well, f that.

This anime is so bad,so bad that if you had watched me watching this anime, you would've thought that it was a comedy. It was so bad that it was friggin'' hilarious.

Let's go to the review:

Story: 2

The story had some potential but the way it was presented turned out to be a huge, HUGE, disappointment. Lots of plotholes, not much of a development in the plot, lots of parts left unexplained,etc.

... Art: 2

Not much to say about art, all anime have good animation, but, if you look at the year it was created in (2014-2015), the animation is comparatively shit.

Sound: 3

The OP is kind of catchy. There is nothing else really in the sound section.

Character: 1

The characters are pathetic, pathetic i tells ya. The main characters are sh*t, the side characters are sh*t, your waifu is sh*t. Enough joking though, the main characters, a pair of brother and sister, are seriously disappointing, even worse than the chaos;head mc. There isn't much character development except for the part where the brother, taking advantage of his regenerative abilities, lets his sister eat him (oh my, that's naughty!) and the sister saying 'onii-chan, onii-chan' between bites and the brother moaning like he is havin' s*x.

Enjoyment: 1

None, just no enjoyment whatsoever,probably except for the gory scenes, there is nothing, no feels, no comedy, no romance, no oppai, nothing.

Overall: Petition to MAL for zero rating pending. For the time being, 1

I will still kind of recommend this anime though, cuz your anime watching experience might never be complete until you watch the best as well as the worst of anime, and well, Mars of Destruction along with Pupa are probably the worst there is.

Bleach is one of the big three anime (bleach, naruto and one piece) for a reason.

If you care a lot about logic, standard fight rules and stuff like that, bleach is not your cup of tea. Like how in many fights ichigo is crushed by the enemy and instead of working with whatever he has and using a strategy to defeat the nemy, he just gets a new transformation out of nowhere (pretty much like dragon ball z). However, the fights are still pretty enjoyable.

However, if you forget about all that and just watch the fights that are extremely epic accompanied with great animation, you ... can have the time of your life.

Out of the big three anime, Bleach has a kind of a mature feel to it, you feel like you are watching something much more than your average anime.

There isn't much of a power level system in bleach, like how ichigo defeats a certain person in his shikai (first transformation) and that certain person after just a few weeks or so defeats an enemy that crushed ichigo in his bankai (second transformation which is more than 5 times stronger than shikai). Some flaws in logic like this may irritate you if you care about things like that a lot.

The soundtrack is pretty good and well timed.

The episodes on the other hand are more than fifty percent fillers that at times don't even go with the stor. In bleach, except for the Bount arc, all other fillers just suck. I recommend you skip them. When I rewatched Bleach I skipped the fillers and realized how much better the anime was without all the fillers annoying you for twenty or so episodes per saga. So it all depends on whether you want to watch the fillers for the sake of completing the anime or skip them.

Every anime watcher must watch at least one of the big three anime, Bleach won't be such a bad choice since it is shorter and has already ended (the manga is still going on though).