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Jun 27, 2023
Mixed Feelings
Do you remember that time you were growing up in the Japanese countryside as a child and then you were suddenly molested by an 8-foot tall ghost that was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal? Me neither, but that's the plot of Hachishaku Hachiwa Keraku Meguri. A young man stuck at the side of the road in the pouring rain as his motorbike has broken down and can't get reception on his phone. He is now trying to hitchhike his way to the nearest town. Thankfully a taxi picks him up and the female drive is more than happy to take him where he wants ...
Jun 12, 2022
Mixed Feelings
"Shinsei: Futanari Idol - Dekatama-kei!" (ENG: New Futanari Idos: Big Balls Type!" follows two women, Mizuho Shiratorizawa and Riko Matsuzaki, who soon find themselves becoming part of an idol group called "Sweet Fruits" at the behest of the manager, who hopes that their inclusion skyrockets them into stardom. But they soon find themselves ending up in a string of events to please their new fans that are ever increasing in difficulty and spectacle. But both of them have a secret. They both have a penis.

I mean, it's in the name of the hentai, so it's not really a surprise to the audience, but just go ...
Jun 1, 2022
Mixed Feelings
In contrast to "Rape Gouhouka!!!", where the government decided to let people run free and rape to their heart's content (to impregnate of course, wink wink), "Kimi ni Na wo Yobeta" takes the opposite approach and the government decides to implement a more thought out and organized law.

In an effort to reduce the likelihood of sexual crimes in Japan, a prestigious all-male school relieves its students using the service of young girls. The reasons these girls are thrown into this unusual career are many, ranging from debt to punishment for crime. Treated as nothing more than government-sponsored commodities, they are stripped of their clothing and ...
May 29, 2022
Mixed Feelings
With Japan's declining birthrates, the government has taken the bold stance of legalizing rape as long as the purpose is to make children to help prevent the countries population from disappearing completely, leading to mass rape across the country even before the announcement hits the news, as the news anchor is already getting pounded by one of her work colleagues as she reads out the news to a shocked audience.

Now, I know there have been a lot of ideas floated out there to help alleviate the declining birthrate in Japan, but I feel like legalizing rape for procreation is probably very low on that list. ...
May 27, 2022
Tsui no Sora (Anime) add
I've reviewed quite a few hentai that have been absolute garbage. Stuff that is so bad that I don't know who would find it sexy when it's sheer awfulness is enough to put someone off of it. And with Tsui no Sora, we have yet another hentai to add to that pile.

The plot is pretty simple. Yukito Minakami is awakened by his childhood friend Kotomi for school, but when they arrive there, they find that a female classmate jumped off the roof of the school the day before. Before long, all their classmates are talking about the approaching end of the world on the 20th ...
May 25, 2022
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"Sleazy Family" begins with a teen going over to his aunt's house after his step-mother called him and told him to go pick up something that she forgot to get. Of course, because of porn logic, this ends up with the teen accidentally seeing his aunt masturbating to porn, and he ends up having sex with her. But they're not blood related, which means it's A-OK. However, the dude is blowing loads left and right, which annoys his aunt since he's finishing too quick, preventing her from getting her rocks off too.

At some point the teens step-mother calls both her sister and son and when ...
May 25, 2022
Based on a series of games, with the original, "Rance: The Quest for Hikari" (Rance 01: Hikari wo Motomete The Animation), being released in 1989 for a Japanese line of computers called the PC-98 that's still going on today, with the latest game being released in 2018 and has a total of 17 games as of this review, so it's quite the series of hentai games. So naturally, it got an anime adaptation.

Rance: The Desert Guardian follows the titular Rance and his assistant (or more accurately, slave) Sill, who is deeply in love with him, as Rance is hired to defend a dusty and forsaken ...
May 25, 2022
Inko (Anime) add
The first Sleazy Family was pretty bad. It wasn't sexy and it wasn't interesting. But the second Sleazy Family goes to a whole other level and comes close to being one of those infamous so-bad-it's-good hentai.

Unlike the first Sleazy Family, the second one has no family, but instead takes place in a fast food restaurant. The sex scenes are much shorter, so they don't last long enough to properly enough, but to make up for it, there is a lot more of them now and they have a lot more variety. They're still a step up over the single sex scene from the original though, ...
Feb 2, 2022
A whole 21 years later and Rance fans get another adaptation of their favorite open world fantasy wank material. Just in time for the people who were born in the same year that the original was released in to start drinking.

Rance 01: The Quest for Hikari (Rance 01: Hikari wo Motomete The Animation) begins begins with Rance and Sill arriving in the majestic Kingdom of Leazas to find a missing noble girl. As they split up to investigate several leads, Rance finds himself aiding the townsfolk with various problems from rescuing a kidnapped barmaid to purging an undead outbreak. While amassing both fortune and females, ...
May 30, 2021
Ah, Teruaki Murakami, we meet again. But I'll talk about you later in this review.

After losing her mother several years ago, Miho has lived with her father ever since. Her father was a captain of a large-scale cruise ship, but soon after her mother's death, Miho notices that her father has been longing to return to being the captain of a ship.

After doing the best she could doing the work around the house, Miho is soon offered a part-time job on a cruise by her friend Moribe Jun during summer vacation. Soon after accepting the job and working on the Cruise, Miho soon finds herself ...

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