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Nov 5, 2020
After a strange hostage-taking case, SWAT officer Linda and her friend Mary, who works at the CSI division, discover that the perpetrator has contracted a mutated rabies virus from the hostage's dog, which is now on the loose. Soon, the city is flooded with people turned to freaks by the decease, and to their horror, Linda and Mary's mutual friend Kata, a stripper at the local night club, appears to have been bitten by the stray dog, too.
The plot is bland at best, and confusing at worst. The whole thing just rushes through it's plot, and not even to get to more sex scenes. I
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know that it's supposed to be a porn, but if you're going to have plot in your porn, it had better be good plot, otherwise you're just interrupting my wank session with pointless filler. And what I'm guess is supposed to be the thrilling climax (heh) to this whole thing is just underwhelming. It even ends on a cliffhanger.
During the first episode, a guy electrocutes the stripper Kata using jumper cables attached to his car while he has sex with her. And this is also the moment her werewolf powers finally appear. And that's how the first episode ends. Coincidentally, the female character also keeps all of her sexy human attributes. Gotta keep one of the characters vaguely human as to not alienate the audience with the concept of furries too early I guess.
The one vaguely backhanded compliment that I can give this is that the first episode starts out with a jazz soundtrack, has darkly lit rooms, has a New York backdrop, and just comes across as atmospheric. And for half a second, it looks like some effort is going to be put into it before the anime just completely abandons that and rushes through the plot. It almost felt like watching the anime version of those sleazy made-for-TV or made-for-VHS softcore porn and erotica made in the 90s that was filled with the facade of being better than they were. But unfortunately, we got stuck with this.
The people doing the English dub who I'm assuming are doing it for next to no money knew exactly what they were in for with this dub, since they aren't even trying. Too be fair, I wouldn't try either. One character just laughs off people kicking a chihuahua to death after it attacked a baby. It's like the person was reading the line for the first time and laughed at how awful it was for something in a hentai, and when he asked to do a second take, the people in the recording booth (see: someones closet soundproofed with someones clothes).
And for some bizarre reason, a group of Ganguro girls appear twice and very briefly, contribute absolutely nothing, and are just incredibly annoying. Why include them? Maybe as background characters that appear in a crowd or something, but these "characters" just appear for no reason. The time spent with these characters could have easily either gone to the sex scenes that we came here for, or fixing the plot that someone clearly thought was a good idea.
Reviewer’s Rating: 5
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Aug 11, 2020
"Non Virgin" is a collection on hentai manga one-shots drawn and written by "Non Oda", who has also done work on creating a few character designs for "Bikini Warriors" (Character: Dark Elf) and "Queen's Blade" (Characters: Branwen and Sigui), as well as being the original creator of the hentai anime "The Cougar Trap", and after seeing Oda's character designs for those anime, I was at least interested in checking out "Non Virgin" purely for the character designs alone. And after finishing it, it does not disappoint.
Right off the bat, the art is fantastic. The art is highly detailed and this is one of the few
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fully colored manga, let alone hentai, that I've seen, which is a sight to behold. Even a lot of non-hentai manga don't look as fantastic as this, this is some top notch stuff. The character designs are incredibly sexy, and because there is a wide variety of stories, there is also a wide variety in character designs. There will undoubtedly be a lady that you will fancy by the end of reading this.
Since this hentai manga is a series of one-shots like I previously mentioned, that means there is also a lot of variety in situations and settings. It's nice that this wasn't just one setting with a lot of similar looking characters like some hentai, which does get boring in a lot of hentai, but a variety of characters in a variety of settings covering a variety of fetishes. From a female company rewarding her graduating subordinates with sex and a housewife being blackmailed by schoolboys who have sexy photos from early in her married life, to a captured space officer being brainwashed into fucking an enemies crew and a man having a pro wrestler for a wife. Yes, there are a few non consensual stories in there, but you could easily skip right over those if they're not to your fancy.
I was never bored during my entire read of "Non Virgin", even if I was reading something that I wasn't specifically into myself. There is probably a bit of something for everyone, so this is definitely worth checking out if this looks interesting to you. And despite each story being a bit on the shorter side, that doesn't really affect the quality of the stories at all. I was satisfied after I finished reading each story, which is a good sign, even if I still wanted more.
Would I recommend "Non Virgin"? Of course! It's one of the best hentai manga that I've read a while. With wonderful art, sexily drawn women, and a situation for everyone, it's hard to not recommend this. I just wish that "Non Oda" had more stuff under their belt outside of this collection of one-shots and a few character designs in some ecchi anime. Highly recommended.
Reviewer’s Rating: 8
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Jul 30, 2020
Oh hey, it's the manga that spawned a thousand memes in the early 2000s internet meme culture.
Masaki Michishita is just your regular run-of-the-mill typical guy. Just as he is happening to be running to a park washroom, he spots a man wearing a jumpsuit sitting on a nearby bench. As he spots the man, who is named Takakazu Abu, he suddenly unzips his jumpsuit and exposes his penis, asking "Wanna do it?". They then proceed into the washroom and have sex.
"Kuso Miso Technique" (lit translation - "Shit Soup Technique"), AKA "Yaranaika?" (lit translation - "Shall we do it?"), AKA "Kuso Miso Soup" (Just how many
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names can something this short have?), is pretty much an entirely unremarkable one-shot Yaoi manga. There's literally almost nothing to this particular Yaoi outside of this one short scene, which I've literally summed up in it's entirety in the plot description, so there isn't much to talk about the manga itself.
Would I recommend "Kuso Miso Technique"? Only if dudes literally peeing into other dudes butts is your thing. Personally, if I saw something called "Shit Soup Technique", I'd normally would not want to be a thousand feet of it. Now I have it etched into the recesses of my mind for the sake of a review.
But considering that the unremarkable plot setup and niche appeal, how did this end up becoming an infamous meme on the internet during the early 2000s? It's actually a really easy answer. The two guys have some of the most absurd facial expressions. Let's get into a bit of a history lesson. Bet you weren't expecting that in the middle of your Yaoi review, were you.
"Kuso Miso Technique" was first published in 1987 in the second issue of Barakomi, a Japanese gay-interest magazine. It didn't receive my fanfare upon it's release and was promptly forgotten for about 15 years until a few scanned images of the vintage Geikomi began circulating online via image boards in 2002. By popular demand, the full-length version was uploaded on Futaba Channel in 2003, and it soon spread to sites like NND and 2channel, becoming infamous for the facial expressions of the two main characters along with it's absurd plot, becoming a full blown meme in the process, and soon being associated with other memes like the lesser known and used "Breadfriend".
You've probably seen the faces of either one of the two lead characters in some reaction image or used in a meme somewhere and just didn't know it or didn't realize where it was from. And knowing where it actually came from makes the whole meme that much funnier in my opinion. Who would have thought that some random gay comic from the late 1980s would having lasting appeal outside of it's intended consumption.
Reviewer’s Rating: 2
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Jul 30, 2020
Join this band of femme fatales as they save the galaxy from unsavory space pirates. To solve their cases, the battle the bad guys, rescue stolen treasure, and wrestle space aliens. No job is too big, and no alien has too many tentacles to keep them from that big score. On their latest mission, the Battle Can-Can girls are out to retrieve a stolen artifact known as the Cosmic Firefly, a gorgeous but fragile jewel worth billions of dollars. In order to return it to the rightful owners, they must subdue the most vicious space pirates, seduce aliens, and confront a possible traitor in their
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midst.
Right out the game, it's pretty obvious that Battle Can-Can is total 80's schlock. With an incredibly shallow plot that's just meant to get the whole thing going just so it can quickly get to what the audience wants, rampant sex and nudity along with fun dumb action scenes. And yet, I don't hate it. Sure, by any objective standards, this is not going to win any awards, but the whole time I was having fun.
The animation is incredibly cheap and rushed, and obviously cheaps out wherever it can, such as reusing frames, or just skipping frames where it can. Despite that, each female lead has their own distinct looks, along with all of the background alien designs. It was pretty clear someone was having fun designing everything in this hentai.
But the best worst thing about this is the abrupt mood whiplashes this anime goes through. Literally right at the start, a group of pirates board a space ship and attempts to rape some of the women. During this is slapstick comedy, and all through it is over-the-top 80's action that you've come to expect from dumb 80's anime. The lead women also have a sidekick robot that pretty much speaks like a proto-Jar-Jar Binks, a whole 13 years before The Phantom Menace. And this is only the tip of the iceberg.
The rest of the anime is filled with moments that are so absurd and over-the-top that I don't want to spoil, you have to watch the sheer absurdity and stupidity yourselves.
Would I recommend Battle Can-Can? Yes, just not for the sex. Filled with blatant titillation, a silly plot, and dumb, corny jokes, Battle Can-Can is worth checking out for those who like cheesy 80's sleaze. It's only 30 minutes long, and it's so awesomely bad that it becomes awesomely good.
Reviewer’s Rating: 5
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Jun 5, 2020
WARNING: This hentai contains flashing lights. If you have epilepsy, please do not watch this hentai.
Oh god, the dodgy camera effects from original Taimanin Asagi is back.
Lieri Bishop, an up-and-coming New Solars Commander and her aide, Major Naomi Evans board a battleship to earth to report the Neo Terrors' crimes to the Universal Federation. The captain of the ship who is of the Neo Terrors, Donny Bogan, has had a grudge on them since four years ago when they had sabotaged a kidnapping mission on earth and got him arrested. So he has his chance and brainwashes them. Now when the lights change in the
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battleship, their personalities switches to one that suits the crew and that is when the "sexual" party begins...
As you undoubtedly noticed from my opening comment, this has the same awful camera work as the original Taimanin Asagi. And that's because this has the same director, one Teruaki Murakami. And I know this isn't some mistake, as not only has he replicated in a completely different and unrelated project, but I can't chalk this up to some dodgy camera work like you would a live action project. This is a deliberate design choice.
I don't know why something so nauseating would be the thing you want to go with. It baffles the mind as to why Mr. Murakami thought that giving this a second shot would be a good idea. Surely someone should have noticed this as early as during the development of Taimanin Asagi, but I guess it's made it's way here too.
But do I have any compliments for this? Yes, actually. It has good character designs and a decent setup. And that's about it. It's difficult to have to give compliments to something that feels like nails being hammered into your head and the back of your eyes. I never thought that I would have to be reminded of Taimanin Asagi again, but I guess it's going to be the thing that haunts my hentai reviewing career. And considering some of the traumatizing hentai out there, that's saying something.
Would I recommend Kangoku Senkan? Hell no. It has all of the same problems as Taimanin Asagi, and having good character designs and a decent setup for a hentai isn't going to stop the fact that I now need to take something to stop the mind numbing headaches.
Reviewer’s Rating: 3
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May 15, 2020
One day, while walking home from school, a young college girl is followed by a creepy old man. She runs to a nearby park in an attemot to get away from him, but is captured by someone hiding in the shadows. The pervert strips her naked and forces himself onto her. Another man, hearing her cries for help, comes to her aid and chases the pervert away. But as our girl quickly gathers up her clothes and turns to get dressed, her rescuer starts to take advantage of the situation.
Pretty much the whole situation is a 24-karat run of bad luck for the school girl.
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was animated at a time when anime studios made the transition from animation cels to digital art for their anime. Unfortunately, a lot of anime around this time ended up look like a mixed bag at the best of times, an those were the anime done by the big studios that had actual talent and budget. So you can imagine just how bad Moral Hazard looks with it's barely there hentai budget of a dime, half a pack of gum, a button, and some pocket lint.
The whole thing uses the exact same couple of shots repeated over and over and over again during it's entire runtime, making the entire thing feel like a tedious slog. I know I've shit on newer hentai for being cheaply put together, but nothing can quite beat just how poorly put together a lot of early digital hentai looked.
And to top it all, as to put a cherry on top of this shit sundae, it has some of the worst editing I've ever seen. At random moments, the anime will take one random shot of the characters having sex, and then have it randomly appear all over the screen like a collage dedicated to the worst animation that hentai has to offer.
I don't know how anyone looked at this and thought it was acceptable to put onto store shelves. I guess I must live in luxury in these modern days where I can find decent quality hentai in the plethora of hentai out there.
The only compliment that I can give this is that it doesn't try to bog the experience down with an unnecessary plot or character development. And that's one hell of a backhanded compliment. I don't think I've had so much to complain about with so little content before.
Would I recommend Moral Hazard? Fuck no, it's poorly animated and edited trash. You could probably throw a rock at any modern anime and come away with something better.
Reviewer’s Rating: 2
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May 15, 2020
The all female crew of the transport ship Muse is on a mission in deep space. They pick up an SOS signal and discover a derelict space cruiser where all the women have died mysteriously. They take the only survivor, a young woman named Flair, and detonate the ghost ship. However, the danger is just beginning. With Flair on the Muse, the romances between the women begin to take a new turn. One by one, the crew members are attacked by a mysterious alien presence, desperate to find a way to reproduce with human women.
If somehow you couldn't tell from that description, this is pretty
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much a rip-off of the first Alien film, which touches of Aliens and The Thing sprinkled throughout it's running time. I guess if you're going to steal, steal from the best. Plus ripping of Alien means you get to have an excuse to have tentacles in your hentai.
There's no real plot or character development, as it just jumps right into it, as we meed the characters in media res as they are boarding the previously mentioned derelict space cruiser. It's refreshing having a dumb cheesy b-movie, or b-anime in this case, just skip over all of the formalities of trying to introduce a plot and characters that were already old hat by this point. And all in a brief 45 minute runtime, so it doesn't waste any time.
The dialogue is your standard 90's fare, in that no one is doing that good of a job. But there are some choice amusing bad dialogue. "It's not of this world" I haven't seen ANY world from this universe, so I have no context. And aren't you in the middle of space anyways? "It can't be destroyed with conventional weapons." How very cliched.
Instead of having a creature similar to the Facehugger, or having a some sort of giant Xenomorph rip-off running around killing off most of the crew one by one, this hentai decides to opt in to having the female character that was saved attacking everyone with tentacles and infecting them. It wouldn't be a hentai without tentacles now, would it?
Proabably my favorite moment is when one of the characters somehow manages to blow out a window with a hand gun. Either that space ship was cheaply and poorly put together, or someone bought guns that would be a danger to the ships own hull. I'm surprised that it can withstand the floating around space.
Would I recommend Injuu Alien (AKA Alien from the Darkness)? If you like cheesy b-movies and the Alien franchise, then this is probably going to be right up your alley. If you want a hentai for it's tentacle filled sex scenes, you're probably not going to get much out of this unless you're super into mid-90s hentai.
Reviewer’s Rating: 6
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May 15, 2020
This is not the "Dark Knight" that I thought I would be reviewing.
The have been monsters secretly appearing all through Tokyo. Our main hero, Hell Knight Ingrid, has revealed the betrayal of the diabolic doctor, Sabato Kuryuu, who has joined the dark group, Kanomado. She finds herself chasing after him, but he has somehow managed to escape and get the drop on her in a church, and soon becomes his captive. Kiryuu tries to break Ingrid's mind and will through torture, in hopes of luring her boss, the vampire Edwin Black, into coming to save her. These torture methods include a group of monsters working
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with Kiryuu, who force themselves onto Ingrid.
This time around, the whole hentai has more of a moody atmosphere going on, resulting in something that is slower paced that takes it's time both with the plot and the sex scenes. Too bad that the series finally got to something watchable on the fourth entry that I happened to review. If you just want to skip the plot and just watch the hentai for it's intended purpose, there are plenty of good sex scenes throughout this hentai.
The character designs are really good, which is par for the course for this series. And to top if all off, the animation is actually pretty decent. So far, it's not only the most watchable in terms of entertainment and quality, it's literally the most watchable in terms of not causing a migraine. I swear that is the last time that I'll mention the aneurysm inducing flashing lights and somehow dodgy camera work of the original. I'm getting just as sick of it as you are at this point.
There is even a 15 minute bonus episode that came out 8 years later called "Makai Kishi Ingrid: Re - Mesu Buta Dorei ni Ochita Makai Kishi". It's pretty much more of the same, so I can't really complain too much.
Would I recommend Makai Kishi Ingrid (AKA The Dark Knight Ingrid)? Yes. It has all of the pros of Taimanin Asagi, with a story that doesn't feel rushed and good character designs, and none of the negatives, and I hate to keep repeating myself here, the eye blistering flashing lights and awful camera effects. At least it's more fun that both Taimanin Asagi 2 and 3. It's the first anime in the franchise that I actually can say that I liked.
Reviewer’s Rating: 6
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May 15, 2020
The surface of Earth has been rendered unlivable due to years of pollution, forcing humanity to build cities that rise above the planet's surface. Unfortunately, there is also a thriving kingdom of mutants lurking below in the billowing clouds of smog and pollution. The leader of the mutants is a powerful, busty woman known as Phantom Lady, who dispatches her minions to attack the people above, taking advantage of and raping young women. Their only hope lays within their city's mysterious and magical Angel Blade. With her deadly sword and strong sense of justice, this juggernaut of justice will appear whenever necessary to vanquish the
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Phantom Lady's demonic horde.
The main lead is so obviously Angel Blade that she's only outclassed by Batman and Superman when it comes to blatantly obvious false identities. But the most memorable thing to me is that there is a lingerie shop on the school's campus. They must have offered up quite the paycheck if they managed to get a shop on Campus.
Also, one of the bad guys, Nailkaizer, is a futanari that has three dicks. That's right, three. I've seen multiple dual wielding dicks on a futanari, but not three dicks before. I wonder if someone will up the ante to four dicks someday. Also, two of the female warriors working for the bad guys each have their own futanari cock, and at some point, they chasing Angel Blade at full mast, all while shooting blasts of cum from their cocks as weapons. I guess that's one use for them.
While there is a fair amount of plot, for a hentai at least, it doesn't take away from the sex. If you want to just skip to the sex, you can. They're plentiful, they're all well animated, and they decent in length. But if you want a bit of plot to go with your porn, it's actually half way decent. It's simple, sure, but it's entertaining for a hentai. There are no complaints from me.
The art and animation is also really good, and has aged better than a lot of the hentai from the same period. It's probably some of Masami Oobari's best work in hentai, with Viper GTS in second place. While the voice acting is decent for a hentai, special mention to Dan Green's sultry voice as one of the characters. And it's nice to see him in a good hentai this time. But unfortunately, they change the voice actors half way through the series. Dan Green's voice was nice while it lasted.
For the people wanting more, there is "Angel Blade: Ultimate Edition - Tokuteneizou", which is a 6 minute short that is an extended scene from the third volume of Angel Blade.
Would I recommend Angel Blade? Yes. Not only are the animation, art, and character designs all nice, the sex scenes are actually enjoyable to watch. This is one of the best hentai involving magical girls, futanari, and monsters that I've seen. Highly recommended.
Reviewer’s Rating: 6
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May 4, 2020
Apparently the feud from the first one didn't lead anywhere, or it was resolved off screen, because the demon from the first one is now going around looking for guys to get off with and making people have sex with each other for her amusement.
Some of the comedy is mildly amusing. Sure, it's not side splittingly hilarious, but it is certainly a step over the first series comedy. The angel character rides in on a tricycle because every other form of transport she's used didn't work. At some point the male protagonist borrows the powers from the angel to save his female friend from the
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demon and uses this power to literally turn his dick into a propeller to help fly around the town to try and find his friend by following her scent, which he got from a pair of her panties. It even features the infamous line "And then my dick, which was swollen from a bee sting, just fell right into her asshole", along with "He was able to ejaculate with the power of his own imagination?!".
But you don't watch a hentai for it's comedy, which brings us to this hentai's biggest problem. There's barely any sex. In the first two episodes, it looks like the characters are almost about to have sex, and the most we get is a tit wank and a brief look at one of the characters half naked. The time the sex actually starts, and its more than half way through the series, late into episode 3. And there is only 4 episodes total, all only slightly longer than 15 minutes, meaning that this is about the same length as the previous series, but for some reason split into 4 episodes instead of 2.
And to top it all of, the art and animation for the characters has taken a step down. The backgrounds have changed from the generic anime backgrounds of the last series, to photographs of locations with a filter over it. It's distracting and doesn't look good at all.
Would I recommend both "Nuki Doki! Tenshi to Akuma no Sakusei Battle – Revolution"? I can't give it a recommendation for it's sex, since despite the fact that it's as long as the last entry in the franchise and yet it has half the sex scenes. And while the humor is actually pretty good at times, I don't think it's going to make up for the lack of sex. And it only starts to get good in the second half.
Reviewer’s Rating: 4
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