Unless you are sexually attracted to me do not proceed beyond this point.
I'm a nice person who gets along with everyone
I do try though
Let's get to it
My names Christopher, call me Chris and I'll kill you.
I'm home schooled, so if you feel like starting shit with me I'm here 24 hours of the day.
I'm a boy who looks like a girl. That's how fucking manipulative I am.
I cross dress occasionally.
I am bisexual, but am much more attracted to men.
I may come across as bitch, and I'll bite, but you'll like it. c;
I suck at math
I'm very loyal to my friends
I have two dogs, a tarantula, and a hedgehog named squeakers.
I love talking on the phone
Cursing is installed in my brain. It's a natural reaction.
I state facts not opinions. Anyone who disagrees with me is a committing a felony and deserves to be imprisoned until further notice.
I love to argue. So please, post something stupid.
I am mixed.
I'm a feminist and can come across as a fascist at times.
I have strong views on certain things that I will always defend. Nothing you say is going to change them.
I'm a sarcastic whore who can turn contradictions daily.
If what I say offends you.
Things I'm a fan of
vocaloid
anime
niconico dance videos
Japanese art
K-pop
K-dramas
Art in general
crafts
Honeyworks
reptiles
nyantaro (person)
large or exotic animals (the bigger, the weirder, the better)
yaoi and boy love
Things I love
drawing
writing
art
swimming
cooking
shopping
animals
reptiles
"kawaii" shit anywhere and everywhere
dancing
stuffed animals
lolipops
kitkats
jawbreakers
jolly ranchers
gifs
watching movies
watching videos
listening to music
exploring
rain
snow
big piles of leafs
watermelon
water
shower heads
crafts
making crafts
jumping on the bed
anime
Wii
searching for new music
when people are nice to me
smiles
giggles
waking up to the morning when your parents aren't home
masturbating
heavy wind
flowers
trees
forests
rivers
lakes
ponds
oceans
boats
sunsets
the feel of another persons hand
ice cream
Spongebob
The amazing world of Gumball
Kim possible
Bates motel
AGT
The voice
Anything on MTV
Bad girls club
Toddlers and Tiaras
Dance moms
Say yes to the dress
Bad ink
Anything on animal planet
Alternative music
Acoustic music
Indie music, Oh how I love Indie music
Fluffy adorable animals
old people
little kids
memories
hair
rice
pizza
apple pie
the color white, light blue, and light, light pink
breakfast
rubber duckies
bubble baths
long hair on both guys and girls
I'll probably add more when I think of more
Things I love in anime
Boy love
Yaoi
Shounen-ai hints (strong)
Love stories with lots of kissing scenes.
When there is a lot of sexual tension.
Hot characters.
A good plot.
As far as the best straight couple anime I've ever seen it has to be Say I love you.
The best boy love anime was of course No.6.
The best yaoi was Junjou romantica.
When the girl's aren't over feminized.
No annoying characters=A very happy person.
Feminine boys like Grell from black butler, Aoi from maid sama, and Haruhi's dad who crossdresses in OHSHC.
Crossdressers (boy turn into female only), I hated Princess Princess. I mean more along the lines of Aoi from Maid sama, Grell, you get the point..
Twincest.
Older guy with much younger girl or older guy with much younger boy like Boku no pico or Loveless.
sex
Things I hate in anime
Over feminized girls.
Crappy art.
Characters that aren't attractive.
Over obsessed people that follow the person around everywhere or try to ruin everything. *cough cough* yes, you Haruhiko.
When grown ass teenagers or adults act like their 4. Honey from OHSHC was the exception because he was fit for that role.
rape
Things that piss me off in general
Stupid ass lame offensive jokes.
When people talk shit behind other peoples back.
When people gang up on one person just for the sake of them all being on the same side.
When people interrupt you while you're speaking.
When people are hyper as fuck when you're trying to have a decent conversation with them on the phone (unless I am hyper as well settle your ass down).
When people talk about something or someone they are obsessed with 24/7.
When people talk shit about other people when their sitting over there looking like
Cynthia.
When people feel they can dictate what the fuck other people do. who izz youuu
When people lay their opinions down as facts before validating their shit.
You ain't Wikipedia, and even if you were you would still be shit.
When people come to me with their assumptions when again it's not validated.
Stop trying to fuck shit up.
When people refuse to get along with someone based off what happened 5 damn minutes ago.
When people type ghetto.
lizten hoes I dun kno whr u gotz the idi thiz waz col bu I clerly cnt undrstnd youz
Use correct grammar and punctuation to your best or get the fuck away from me.
I don't care if you're a Mexican exchange student, eat your taco and learn English.
Do not come to me with your drama unless you are so upset you are dying.
Thirsty ass drama niggas.
When people don't remember to close the door they just opened.
When people leave their dishes randomly in your room.
When people act like they get to have certain opinions they don't.
When people laugh at others based on a personal interests (I bet you guys are sitting there with a snuggie).
When people act like raising their voices is doing anything in the argument
You're getting louder and louder, that accomplished so much.
When people get pissed and act like caps lock is gonna somehow make them more intimidating.
When people use all the toilet paper without telling you.
When people constantly call your name (I will bitch slap the shit out of you).
When bitches act like they can judge a person like a anime.
You can't watch one episode and determine if you like them or not .
When you're on the phone and the person next to you acts like what's going on doesn't matter.
When people eat the last of something and forget to throw the box away.
This mother fuckers is the cruelest thing you can do to a persons happiness
When people act like a giraffe ass necked bitch and act like their extended vocabulary somehow makes them superior in a argument.
Honey, you don't have enough words in the world to even handle what I do in bed.
When people act like the only way to happiness is growing up or staying young.
When people drop a anime because it had one same sex scene. I mean really, how old are you?
People who pair couples that don't even fucking make sense. Anime wise and reality wise.
When people get easily offended or the tiniest damn thing. It's not like I made a comment about your Cheetoh looking face. Settle down.
When people try to compare people. You pieces of shit are why so many people are getting plastic surgery. We are not fucking made dolls in a factory. We don't all look the same.
When people try their hardest to fit in.
If you even try that shit with me here I will make your day the hardest 24 hours in you life.
When kids in reality act like they are somehow superior to another person for whatever reason.
Just because you have a kid over here that's great at math, or a kid over here that's good a sports, or a kid over here that's good at kicking ass, doesn't mean that the other kid isn't good at something that you're not.
When people act like mainstream traditions is what's best for a person.
There is nothing wrong with having a single parent. There is nothing wrong with have two parents of the same sex. There is nothing wrong with having no parents at all. There is nothing wrong with being in a family that has less money. People need to stop with this mainstream shit of "Oh it's okay to have two daddies or two mommies, but what's best for the child is if they have a mom and a dad."
Says who? The 99% made up statistics online? That one kid that got pissed in life and blamed it on the fact he has two dads or two mom and decided to share his "story" on the internet when it was probably just the fact he's pissed off in general. If it's on the internet, it must be true. Unless you've talked to every person with the less traditional family face to face in this world, please shut the fuck up.
When people try to compare the morals in anime to the morals in reality.
You might as well just stop watching anime all together then.
There is so many more things. I'll always keep adding more things until this world learns to get the fuck along.
If any of you guys know me by now you would know getting into a argument with me is like getting into a argument with a rock.
My weaknesses
being alone, mentally or just in general
denying requests
the dark
crickets
animal shit that's bigger than what comes out of a hedgehog
scary movies (even though I love to watch them)
the thought of being tortured
the thought of being used
the thought of even being alone
For all the perverts
Did you know when anything rubs against my nipples I get extremely turned on and start getting wet. My nipples practically poke through my shirt.
Did you know I have a tiny dildo I use.
Did you know I love to use a shower head to masturbate with.
Did you know I have a vibrator, it was originally for my back, but I use it for something else.
Did you know sometimes I like to stick my hands down my pants and touch myself.
Did you know I'm a bottom and a virgin.
Did you know? None of this is true, or is it.
For all the people that can't stand me.
For all of you who absolutely despise me and can't stand to even hear my name.
I'll still just he here.
or I'll just beat the fuck out of you.
Random friend requests? I'll accept you if I think I'll like you.
Now for some heart warming scenes from one of my favorite animes
Ah, no problem :P. Glad I could help you :). I don't really know which chapter it is in the scanlations, though... since I bought all available volumes. Have fun reading :)
Sorry for such a late response I haven't been on here in a like a week.
My avatar is from Toshokan Sensou, but it's a guy and a girl.
Club cards are where you join clubs dedicated to making cards, for example Random Anime Cards Emporium(http://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=31759), people there are official card makers for that club, they make threads where they post cards that they have made and if the thread is open and you're within the post limit you can request those cards and have your username put on them. Then they are delivered to you via profile comment or some clubs have delivery sections. Really they are just fun things to virtually collect.
Sorry if that explanation wasn't very clear, I suck at explaning things and giving directions.
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You can start reading from volume 5 on.
My avatar is from Toshokan Sensou, but it's a guy and a girl.
Club cards are where you join clubs dedicated to making cards, for example Random Anime Cards Emporium(http://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=31759), people there are official card makers for that club, they make threads where they post cards that they have made and if the thread is open and you're within the post limit you can request those cards and have your username put on them. Then they are delivered to you via profile comment or some clubs have delivery sections. Really they are just fun things to virtually collect.
Sorry if that explanation wasn't very clear, I suck at explaning things and giving directions.
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Watch it now.