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Oi, oi, oi. What did the soft drink say when it arrived in the Midwestern state that it was fixing to hang around? "Well, dip my ass in chocolate and call me a MinneSODAn!"

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{sigh} I'll be here all week with my dad jokes. Anyway, here's a rating system assuming one actually cares about uhhh.... systems.

10. Masterworks. They aren't always totally immaculate, but the stuff that earns this score is absolutely, wholeheartedly worth checking out.

9. I essentially love these anime, manga, or film titles. Managed to fire on virtually every cylinder all the while having only one or two (maybe even 1 1/2) flaws.

8. This is a weaker variant of a 9, yet I still believe the pros far outweigh the cons. Recommended of course, plus it's an even number to boot that we're talking about here!

7. There's a lot to like about the content, although there's also room for trimming the fat, improving artistry, etc. Making super crappy descriptors up as I go along.

6. Fairly easy to sit through. Not half-bad by any stretch of the imagination, but clearly lacking in terms of oomph factor or creativity.

5. Meh is as meh does. This is a certain show that possesses its moments of greatness, but the great is so few and far between you're bound to get smacked upside the head trying to seek these instances out.

4. It's not a complete trainwreck, although anticipate more misses than hits. Perhaps an entry in this category had an okay premise and solid music, though every other front was either underplayed or didn't exist at all.

3. Yeah, these suck and get close to offensively poor. The animation might be at least good and there's bound to be ideas that work on paper, though the execution falls flat massively on its face. Coupled with characters that range from boring to unlikable, a mediocre soundtrack, and inconsistent art, avoid like the plague.

2. Ugh. Even if material that falls under the number is So Bad It's Good, I ask myself why the person even bothered to take so much as a glimpse in the first place. The units here usually had one job that they end up botching big time: remotely trying.

1. ABORT! ABORT! ABORT! For the sake of one's mental and physical health, don't touch 'em with a ten foot pole. 1's are reserved for things with borderline zero credibility and can even go as far as to insult the viewer's intelligence. Bad design choices, detestable characterization, a weak story, and QUALITY animation can come together to form a godawful mess that could frighten Thanatos.