| Like the title says. My secret is that I have a collection of Hentai pictures. 600 pictures to be exact. |
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| I have no secrets |
jaseanh said: Like the title says. My secret is that I have a collection of Hentai pictures. 600 pictures to be exact. The fact that it's exactly 600 is so, so satisfying. As for me I have a list of secrets I won't talk about irl that I throw around freely here. Like the medication I take, my autosadism, the REALLY bad stuff I've done, and the most important secret of all: that I think I look cute(such egotistical narcissisticm would ever escape my lips irl). |
  There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven |
| My secret is that I am not sure if I am with the right person right now. |
| I fap all the time to my 2D girls |
I'm feelin' normal, I'm feelin' myself ♪♪ |
| My secret is..oh, you almost got me! |
-Goblin said: I fap all the time to my 2D girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
| Honestly, nothing. If anyone bothered to ask irl I would tell them. |
| I'm actually a loli |
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| Nothing. |
| I post on an anime forum. |
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| 2 secrets, precisely.. I wank furiously to hentai when my parents are out shopping or somewhere else. Used to think about killing myself all the time, still do sometimes. As for me being in love with Flandre Scarlet, I'm embarrassed about it but it's not exactly a secret since it's quite obvious by the pictures I have of her on my phone. Wait, what's that? I didn't say nothin'. |
IcyFlamesDec 8, 2015 10:14 PM
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| I have a story, but it's pretty gross. |
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Jayden said: I have a story, but it's pretty gross. I now officially NEED to know what the shit you're talking about. Spill. |
There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven |
Jayden said: ShareI have a story, but it's pretty gross. |
Jayden said: I'm curious as wellI have a story, but it's pretty gross. |
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shotz_ said: one time when i was at a concert i drunkenly got into an argument with a bouncer when he said my id was fake. but in the end we hugged. it's only embarrassing because i was acting like an entitled dickhead. i've shared pretty much all my embarassing stories on mal. Bouncers are fucking scum. Shoulda kicked him in the dick. |
There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven |
shotz_ said: one time when i was at a concert i drunkenly got into an argument with a bouncer when he said my id was fake. but in the end we hugged. it's only embarrassing because i was acting like an entitled dickhead. i've shared pretty much all my embarassing stories on mal. can you stop giving me a boner at the beginning of your story and then making it deflate i was so ready for a hate sex story :( |
shotz_ said: Handsome-Jack said: in my experience it depends on the club. i've had both positive and negative experiences with them.Bouncers are fucking scum. Shoulda kicked him in the dick. The 'quick' pat downs have made me hate all Bouncers, though in my area the Bouncers are absolute trash. Plus the sense of authority they think their entitled to. It annoys the shit out of me. |
There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven |
Handsome-Jack said: Jayden said: I have a story, but it's pretty gross. I now officially NEED to know what the shit you're talking about. Spill. funny thing is that your sentence just there ties in with my story. Okay so 4 years ago, when I was 13, I was playing a practice tennis match against one of my friends, and I had to shit badly. Thing was, I was playing at some highschool that I had never been to before, and it was on a weekend. So I dash over to the school and check all of the bathroom doors, and theyre ALL locked. At that point, I couldn't hold it anymore, so I ran over to a ditch near the sewage and it just splattered it everywhere, it was so fucking nasty, and I had nothing to wipe myself with, so I had to use my boxers, and I had to go commando for that time being. So I come back to the courts, and he says, "what's that on your leg?" I look at my leg, AND THERE'S SHIT ON IT, I FREAKED THE HELL OUT, and I managed to say quickly, "oh I fell in the dirt on my way there", and he's like oh, "oh okay, just kinda looks like poop." I freaking died of laughter on the inside. So after I finish my match, my dad comes to pick me up, and I immediately roll down the windows, and he instantly says, "oh my god it smells so bad!" and once again I'm dying on the inside. It was really disgusting and instantly took a shower when I got home. I've NEVER told anyone about this story till now. |
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Jayden said: Oh man thats so fucking nasty :D You got veeeery lucky that you didn't get caught. But how does a person not notice or feel the fact that they've got shit on their leg? |
There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven |
| what the wrong is with you all |
| Does everyone feel a little better for not holding in secrets now :D? |
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Handsome-Jack said: Jayden said: Oh man thats so fucking nasty :D You got veeeery lucky that you didn't get caught. But how does a person not notice or feel the fact that they've got shit on their leg? it was very little, and it was flattened out so it looked like dirt. |
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| Secret? :/ [spoiler]I'm a bisexual m with s tendencies. |
DawningFogDec 8, 2015 10:58 PM
Jayden said: Handsome-Jack said: Oh man thats so fucking nasty :D You got veeeery lucky that you didn't get caught. But how does a person not notice or feel the fact that they've got shit on their leg? it was very little, and it was flattened out so it looked like dirt. Well i certainly presumed that it wasn't just a huge lump or something, I just figured that after doing something like that an ocular pat down would be necessary. |
There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven |
Handsome-Jack said: Jayden said: it was very little, and it was flattened out so it looked like dirt. Well i certainly presumed that it wasn't just a huge lump or something, I just figured that after doing something like that an ocular pat down would be necessary. I was very flustered at the time so I was kinda not noticing everything xD |
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| And why would i write it here? makes no sense (for me at least).Plus what's written online can't be deleted/erased.So from that perspective it's actually worse to write it online :P |
 My name is Kino. I'm on a journey, traveling to various places. And you are? |
AncientLoliGod said: I fapped into a chocolate eclair after watching american pie. Afterwards I placed it to one side and went to get a drink only to come back and find it was gone. I later found out that my sister ate it. TL:DR I jizzed into a sweet and my sister ate it Well, I guess this one takes the cake for the secret to take to the grave. |
| That I secretly liked it when I was dared to dye my hair. |
| it's not a big secret but its something I wouldn't reveal to any of my IRL friends except for one. And it's probably something that at least half of you in here have done... Masturbated to my female-friends. Countless times. :^) |
NudeBear said: I'm pretty sure everyone has done that at some point. Even I have. :~)it's not a big secret but its something I wouldn't reveal to any of my IRL friends except for one. And it's probably something that at least half of you in here have done... Masturbated to my female-friends. Countless times. :^) |
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| No secrets here. |
| Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth. -Walt Whitman A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein |
Martin said: To what? Their facebook pictures?? o_oNudeBear said: I'm pretty sure everyone has done that at some point. Even I have. :~)it's not a big secret but its something I wouldn't reveal to any of my IRL friends except for one. And it's probably something that at least half of you in here have done... Masturbated to my female-friends. Countless times. :^) |
mayukachan said: Mostly through power of my own mind and stuff I receive on my phone.Martin said: To what? Their facebook pictures?? o_oI'm pretty sure everyone has done that at some point. Even I have. :~) "Stuff" can be pretty broad. |
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mayukachan said: Martin said: To what? Their facebook pictures?? o_oI'm pretty sure everyone has done that at some point. Even I have. :~) Or imagination. |
mayukachan said: Martin said: To what? Their facebook pictures?? o_oI'm pretty sure everyone has done that at some point. Even I have. :~) Facebook is better than porn. My premier site when I'm feeling frisky. |
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NudeBear said: mayukachan said: To what? Their facebook pictures?? o_o Or imagination. doesn't everyone? Pretty sure this is very normal. |
Olveparty said: mayukachan said: To what? Their facebook pictures?? o_o Facebook is better than porn. My premier site when I'm feeling frisky. There's something sexy about girls being revealing and not too revealing at the same time. There's some truth to the whole "leaving something to be desired if you want him" because there's certainly nothing better (in regards to this topic) than convincing a woman to take it all off. Same thing can be applied to facebook pictures: the curiosity leads you to wanting more. Something as accessible as porn can never give me the same level of satisfaction. Celestrial2 said: NudeBear said: Or imagination. doesn't everyone? Pretty sure this is very normal. No duh? |
NudeBear said: What if you were sent nudes by one of your female friends? Would you still feel this way?There's something sexy about girls being revealing and not too revealing at the same time. There's some truth to the whole "leaving something to be desired if you want him" because there's certainly nothing better (in regards to this topic) than convincing a woman to take it all off. Same thing can be applied to facebook pictures: the curiosity leads you to wanting more. Something as accessible as porn can never give me the same level of satisfaction. |
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Martin said: NudeBear said: What if you were sent nudes by one of your female friends? Would you still feel this way?There's something sexy about girls being revealing and not too revealing at the same time. There's some truth to the whole "leaving something to be desired if you want him" because there's certainly nothing better (in regards to this topic) than convincing a woman to take it all off. Same thing can be applied to facebook pictures: the curiosity leads you to wanting more. Something as accessible as porn can never give me the same level of satisfaction. Depends. If it's out of the blue - no If I worked for it, yes. |
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