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Jul 9, 2012 2:30 AM

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burningflamex2 said:
Used tissue. . . . .


I'm afraid to ask what you "used" that tissue for.
Touch me, you filthy casual~
Jul 9, 2012 2:38 AM

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Sharp Barbed Shield, Guns, and Full of C4 in my body

Jul 9, 2012 2:47 AM

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My bed..... that going to be a little hard to carry around lol.
Jul 9, 2012 2:48 AM

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Laptop Charger. Yup I'm a Goner
Jul 9, 2012 2:59 AM

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My dog!
Jul 9, 2012 3:09 AM

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Great!I have a choco vanilla ice cream surely I will survive a zombie apocalypse.
My name is Signature..
Jul 9, 2012 3:59 AM

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My blanket ಠ_ಠ
Jul 9, 2012 4:28 AM

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A stapler.

This could work.
Jul 9, 2012 6:41 AM

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Ragix said:
Hitchens said:
Walmart.


Wtf do you live in a cardboard box outside of the place? :o

This walmart is in right next to a library, whose wifi I was using. And thus to my left was walmart.
Jul 9, 2012 5:25 PM
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A heart shaped pillow. It's not even a threateningly shaped pillow! D:
Jul 9, 2012 5:28 PM

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My... MP3?! Well, fuck.
Jul 9, 2012 5:34 PM

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my office mate.
Jul 9, 2012 5:59 PM
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Tiago97 said:
My... MP3?! Well, fuck.


Heh same, along with a lamp that almost reaches my ceiling so I think I'm good
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Jul 9, 2012 6:05 PM

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Tiago97 said:
My... MP3?! Well, fuck.
well at least you can listen to this while your devoured



edit: oh man this was a worthy celebration of my 3,000th post
JizzyHitlerJul 9, 2012 6:12 PM

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Jul 9, 2012 6:19 PM

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GameCube. Maybe if I turn it on they will play with me.
Jul 9, 2012 6:20 PM

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Rolled up newspaper. hah, all right.
Jul 10, 2012 1:23 AM

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your mum.
Needs more Drill Hair.
Jul 10, 2012 2:18 AM

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DJIzzyIzzyHitler said:
Tiago97 said:
My... MP3?! Well, fuck.
well at least you can listen to this while your devoured


If I'm gonna die, I might aswell die listening to some comedy rock.
Jul 10, 2012 2:24 AM

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easy a zombie mask,just wear it as a disguise then hide somewhere :)

Yahallo!
Yatta!
Baka!




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"Humans, your existence was a mistake. Conflicts, lies, jealously, greed. You once caused me to lose everything and today I will devour everything... Because I am the Valkyrie Goddess">
Jul 10, 2012 6:32 AM
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A bed...
Jul 10, 2012 7:29 AM

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A bottle of Dr. Pepper. And it still has half in it.
I guess I could throw it on their faces, or something...
Jul 10, 2012 7:33 AM

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An empty coffee mug, a pencil, a roll of tissue, and a watch. Time to MacGyver this bitch!
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Jul 10, 2012 8:22 AM

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A spoon.

I put the fun back in funeral
Jul 10, 2012 8:38 AM
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my computer keyboard
Jul 10, 2012 10:11 AM

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A pudding glass and a small metal spoon...
Jul 10, 2012 10:43 AM

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A big bowl of popcorn.
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Jul 10, 2012 11:16 AM

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Internet.
Jul 11, 2012 7:51 AM

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Sankarea has taught me Zombies are really nice and just misunderstood and yall just racist!
I got my blanket, so while everybody's fighting the invisible enemy, im gettin some zombie lovin.
This girl can't possibly be evil
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Jul 11, 2012 8:13 AM

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Bookshelf... idk, it's a pretty big shelf, maybe I'm supposed to use it and block my door?
Jul 11, 2012 8:13 AM

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My water bill. I'm probably dead.
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Jul 11, 2012 8:14 AM

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A remote control! I will change to the non-Zombie apocalypse channel.
Jul 11, 2012 11:18 AM
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Jar of Vaseline.
Jul 11, 2012 12:23 PM

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on my right my HDD's
on my Far right, Bunch of Samurai Swords from Japan on a mount
I think I'm fine for the first 500 zombies
Jul 11, 2012 1:06 PM

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a pair of keys to my drawers, which are filled with documents.
damn I'm screwed.
Jul 11, 2012 1:44 PM

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A cell phone. Sounds threatening ^-^
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Jul 11, 2012 1:44 PM

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Well to my right I have air.Zombie apocalypse plan:
1.Turn into air.
2.watch zombies look for me safely from the ceiling.
3.???
4.profit.

I WON.
Jul 11, 2012 1:44 PM

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A step machine. I could run on the spot and confuse the zombies with non-moving moving!
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Jul 11, 2012 1:45 PM

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Vibrator
Jul 11, 2012 1:55 PM

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Kosters said:
Jar of Vaseline.

EsPwnage said:
Vibrator

You two would made a nice tag team.
Jul 11, 2012 2:02 PM

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Well... there's a shitload of crap on my right. On top of it are my sunglasses.
Jul 17, 2012 6:22 AM

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I have my 3DS here. Maybe I can control a zombie's movements with it.
Jul 17, 2012 7:43 AM

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Bath and Body Works Body Cream, WTFFF?? I'm screwed!!
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Jul 17, 2012 7:45 AM

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A computer. At least I won't die bored.
Jul 17, 2012 10:44 AM

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Empty water bottle...Yep, i'm so dead.


Jul 17, 2012 1:46 PM
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An ashtray. Solid glass, but still...I'm doomed.
Jul 17, 2012 2:09 PM

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My bunny, guess he'll just rape everything in sight.

*sigh*
Jul 17, 2012 2:21 PM

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An empty nottle of ice tea and a broken computer mouse. Well I guess i could use the mouse as a flail.
Jul 17, 2012 2:26 PM

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Choice is between the mouse, my cellphone, some ice cream, and a plush.
...I guess I'll go with the mobile. It's a rather old model so it's pretty heavy, I might break some zombie heads with that.

hugging six rabbits and having pink nightmares
Jul 17, 2012 2:35 PM

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RenaPsychoKiller said:
Choice is between the mouse, my cellphone, some ice cream, and a plush.
...I guess I'll go with the mobile. It's a rather old model so it's pretty heavy, I might break some zombie heads with that.

That's some determination you got there aha

Right now I have a bookshelf next to me, could take a section out of it to use as a weapon I suppose.
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Jul 17, 2012 2:38 PM

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This time, it's the sink.
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