| well my friend once called me a donkey monkey for calling him the ice cream man.....yea... |
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ChildEater said: Friend: Can i play? (refering to my psp) Me: When pigs fly Friend: Oh my god! Pigs can fly. what the fuck why hasnt anyone told me i thought bats and reindeer where the only mammals that could fly Me: Are you really that stupid? Friend: What? Me: Nothing. So basically you're the retard in the relationship. |
| Phone call: Mother: Who is it? Me: It's me, can I talk to my friend? Mother: Yes wait, I'll call her. ... Mother: Your friend says she isn't at home. |
| Do not worry, be happy ~ |
| Me "so, that means thief 4 should come out in around 3 months..." Friend "no, it would be more like a year and a half!" Me "Nu-Uh!... wait... WHAT? !...it says 2012 see?!" Friend "yeah, 2012, so that means it will be a year until its february again and another few months until july... so i guess that's a year and 3 months, but whatever" Me "uhm... what are you...? it's only 3 months until july..." Friend "yeah of THIS year! we need to wait till NEXT year!" Me "no we don't it says 2012 and it IS 2012" Friend "no it isn't it's 2011!" Me "oh-my-gosh NO! its definitely 2012!!! look SEE?" *point to date on computer screen* Friend "your computer must be set a year ahead 'cuz it's definitely 2011..." Me "DAAAAAD! it's 2012 right?!" Dad "Uh.... Yeah..." Me "See!" *pulls out phone and shows date* Me "look! 2012! and the phone gets this from a satellite, so i cant change it!" Friend "Uhm... Really?!" Me "yeah! ... dumbass!" Friend "oh..." |
| We were discussing reptiles and dinosaurs and at some point my friend says "snakes have legs" . At first I thought I misunderstood *Sigh* |
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| Malaysia have war with soviet union during cold war |
| My friends, huh? Let me think about this a little...oh yeah how about this: "......................" |
| "Can i have sex with my Clothes on?" |
Rawrol said: "Can i have sex with my Clothes on?" What's the problem with that one? |
ChildEater said: Friend: Can i play? (refering to my psp) Me: When pigs fly Friend: Oh my god! Pigs can fly. what the fuck why hasnt anyone told me i thought bats and reindeer where the only mammals that could fly Me: Are you really that stupid? Friend: What? Me: Nothing. Fail |
| And Zero said "Let there be rebellion for the power of the geass is hidden within all of you". |
Sanguis said: "Aren't people from Africa supposed to black?" Yeah I found this one funny regardless if I am African-American (well only half though) |
| And Zero said "Let there be rebellion for the power of the geass is hidden within all of you". |
| I had a friend refer to Africa as a "country". Same friend has also asked if Austria was the "big island nation". Like..really. Same friend was also talking about Bush some years back, and he said something like. Him: "..If only Bush would take the executive to get things done.." Me: "...Did you mean initiative?" Him: "Yeah, that." |
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| Well we had a really stupid girl in my class until last year. She once claimed the alpes lie within Belgium (which is especially retarded because the girl in question is actually from belgium) and she asked: "Isn't the legend of Troy some made up story from the bible?" Oh and not to forget she was sure atlantis was an existing continent (I'm assuming she meant antarctica) And she once asked why polar bears don't just eat penguins. |
| Once my friend is going to snitch on me because I'm a good student, I'm confused after that. Thinking, "Why would he be snitching me just because I'm a good student?" |
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| well few months ago when i had a sleepover at my neighbors house i brought my blanket since....well he doesnt have an actual blanket so we always use bed sheets so im always freezing like hell so i decided to bring my blanket! so that night when i was using my blanket he suddenly turns to me and says "Hey dude,Can i also use your Thick Bed sheets?" |
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| I have a Mormon friend. Shit Mormons say. |
DeadlyPizzaLord said: well few months ago when i had a sleepover at my neighbors house i brought my blanket since....well he doesnt have an actual blanket so we always use bed sheets so im always freezing like hell so i decided to bring my blanket! so that night when i was using my blanket he suddenly turns to me and says "Hey dude,Can i also use your Thick Bed sheets?" is that some bad pun (thick bad shit) there or he not know what is Thick Bed sheets call ? |
| I was studying with some people late at night and we started to feel very hungry. Then, someone said: "Dude, can we call to rent a pizza?" Everyone said yes and then we called, no one realized what we were doing until we made the call. |
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tembikai said: DeadlyPizzaLord said: well few months ago when i had a sleepover at my neighbors house i brought my blanket since....well he doesnt have an actual blanket so we always use bed sheets so im always freezing like hell so i decided to bring my blanket! so that night when i was using my blanket he suddenly turns to me and says "Hey dude,Can i also use your Thick Bed sheets?" is that some bad pun (thick bad shit) there or he not know what is Thick Bed sheets call ? After he realized his fail he told me "BLANKETS AND BED SHEETS ARE DECAME! They belong to the same family...THE BED FAMILY" |
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| Not so much friends as more just people I knew a little from riding the school bus with. I had a art project for caligraphy where i had something written on it in english and on the side i had the chinese text of the orignal written on it and someone looked a tme and said "Duuuuude! Are you chinese?" then his friend shouted "No you idiot hes japanese!" Im a fair skinned caucasion, 6 foot tall, brown hair and blue eyes |
traed said: Not so much friends as more just people I knew a little from riding the school bus with. I had a art project for caligraphy where i had something written on it in english and on the side i had the chinese text of the orignal written on it and someone looked a tme and said "Duuuuude! Are you chinese?" then his friend shouted "No you idiot hes japanese!" Im a fair skinned caucasion, 6 foot tall, brown hair and blue eyes Ah, so your Korean. |
Touch me, you filthy casual~ |
Ragix said: traed said: Not so much friends as more just people I knew a little from riding the school bus with. I had a art project for caligraphy where i had something written on it in english and on the side i had the chinese text of the orignal written on it and someone looked a tme and said "Duuuuude! Are you chinese?" then his friend shouted "No you idiot hes japanese!" Im a fair skinned caucasion, 6 foot tall, brown hair and blue eyes Ah, so your Korean. No you idiot hes Vietnamese! |
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| "You know that guy is fictional right? You can't date him." :| |
| Me: So do you know which country Texas is in? Friend: Isn't Texas a country? And she was serious. |
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Hitchens said: I have a Mormon friend. Shit Mormons say. I am genuinely interested in some of the things this person says. Please quote. |
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| "The mom has to cry while giving birth, not the baby" With a deadly serious face. |
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| why don't you ult her |
| "You are a highly intelligent individual and you will be successful in life, but just give it some time and hope." |
| It's gotten to the point where existence itself has become nothing but a meme; an existence that I want nothing to do with anymore. |
| "Self-revive is the best thing you can buy in this world" |
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| I don't have any friends |
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| What a nerd |
  Something that’s supposed to die and doesn’t… will eventually rot away , whether it’s a man or a nation |
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