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Why don't people hook up hoses to themselves when sleeping so they get the free methene that comes with farting?

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Aug 11, 9:56 AM
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It also would help if someone else was sleeping in the bed too.
Mao said:
If you have to shit, shit! If you have to fart, fart!
Aug 11, 10:08 AM
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Oh, this will be a dream for proctologists, AKA medical doctors specialized in colon and rectal-related concerns.
Aug 11, 10:36 AM
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Only if it goes into the face of the peron of my choice.
Aug 11, 10:49 AM
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For some reason I think you REALLY needs to watch this movie.
Cucumber ice cream is the best!
Aug 11, 11:34 AM
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The OP would be the ideal test subject for this idea.
DesuMaiden said:
Nobody resembles me physically because I don't even physically exist.
Aug 11, 12:05 PM
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Can we appreciate how OP chooses to share their great ideas with us instead of opting to keep them for themselves, what a legend.
Aug 11, 3:05 PM
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The costs would outweigh the benefits to a ludicrous degree.

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