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Dec 23, 2013 2:26 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
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Almost got me there. It had an adorable loli with zettai ryouiki, stripes, and OH MY GOD THE FANG! THE FANG! http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/555519-hnnnnnng

But then the fat old man came in and I got soft quicker than you can say oh shi-

....I'm totally ruining my credibility here by the way, but oh well, what can ya do?


Same. And in my opinion those Little girl and Old (usually fat) man are just so wrong and I find them extremely disturbing.

My reaction was pretty much this
I was mostly facepalming for the first few pages then when the unknown fat guy WHO DOESN'T EVEN EXIST IN THE LB UNIVERSE joined in I couldn't take it anymore and stopped reading lol

also she's supposed to have this kind of attitude, not anything stupid as that (wow what kind of crap resolution did that guy play in)
/end rant


Too much cuteness, my old heart can't handle it.
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Dec 23, 2013 2:30 PM
*hug noises*

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that was more romantic than actual fap material to me, but that's not necessarily a bad thing

ed: well just for contrast's sake then, this is the direct opposite (def nsfw)
Dec 23, 2013 2:32 PM

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What a horrible night to be in the mood for jailbait...!

Fffffffuuuuu~...!

Dec 23, 2013 2:33 PM
*hug noises*

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FacelessVixen said:
What a horrible night to be in the mood for jailbait...!

Fffffffuuuuu~...!
lol

Here, have some 2D jailbait then (nsfw)
Dec 23, 2013 2:35 PM

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That was actually pretty good.
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Dec 23, 2013 2:38 PM

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I'm out. I.. uh... yea, I spent some time with more than one type of lips around my schlong last night.
Dec 23, 2013 2:39 PM

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Yeah I got laid/had sex, etc, whatever you wanna call it.
Dec 23, 2013 2:41 PM

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HADUGAY said:
I'm out. I.. uh... yea, I spent some time with more than one type of lips around my schlong last night.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtHsWV2t2kY
Dec 23, 2013 2:41 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
Ritzu said:
Dark_Chaos said:

Almost got me there. It had an adorable loli with zettai ryouiki, stripes, and OH MY GOD THE FANG! THE FANG! http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/555519-hnnnnnng

But then the fat old man came in and I got soft quicker than you can say oh shi-

....I'm totally ruining my credibility here by the way, but oh well, what can ya do?


Same. And in my opinion those Little girl and Old (usually fat) man are just so wrong and I find them extremely disturbing.

My reaction was pretty much this
I was mostly facepalming for the first few pages then when the unknown fat guy WHO DOESN'T EVEN EXIST IN THE LB UNIVERSE joined in I couldn't take it anymore and stopped reading lol

also she's supposed to have this kind of attitude, not anything stupid as that (wow what kind of crap resolution did that guy play in)
/end rant

Yeah, I guess if you know the character, you would be a little irked if their personality was all wrong. Takes away the believability. It's the same with me and NanoFate doujins (I've seen so many go wrong, but so many go oh so right. It really adds to the experience. Boner + hear boner = ????)
Dec 23, 2013 2:42 PM
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*applause*
put on those sunglasses bro


in other news, I dug up something original:
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Dec 23, 2013 2:43 PM

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I'll submit this, it's got a little bit of everything for everybody.

Uncensored NSFW
I still think whoever linked that kuroneko sexy voice link is a bastard. Finally listened to it, that was hot...still holding strong though.
Dec 23, 2013 2:52 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
*applause*
put on those sunglasses bro


in other news, I dug up something original:
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Oh god...color and yuri....wow...that was a good one...I am glad I've got to get ready for work.
Dec 23, 2013 2:53 PM
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unmemorable_hero said:
I'll submit this, it's got a little bit of everything for everybody.

Uncensored NSFW
I still think whoever linked that kuroneko sexy voice link is a bastard. Finally listened to it, that was hot...still holding strong though.
mm I've tried looking around a bit but I can't really find anything on the same level as that and the imouto licking audio track; kind of a shame as I think the idea has a ton of potential

OT @ Haganai; NSFW
Dec 23, 2013 2:53 PM

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False alarm. I'm still in. Just had to pee.

HaXXspetten said:
FacelessVixen said:
What a horrible night to be in the mood for jailbait...!

Fffffffuuuuu~...!
lol

Here, have some 2D jailbait then (nsfw)

It's just not the same. Little Lupe in her early years is my best bet for barely legal material.

Dec 23, 2013 2:55 PM

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HaXXspetten said:
in other news, I dug up something original:
nsfw

First good story in a while. Might have to stay away from the thread for the night.

In the meantime, you people can go read this. I don't know guidelines for written stuff, so just to be safe.

NSFW
Dec 23, 2013 2:58 PM
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speaking of out of character, not sure what to think of this one

nsfw
Dec 23, 2013 3:14 PM
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well in other news, since we celebrate it on the 24th over here and it's just past midnight, Merry Christmas everyone :)

and with that said, goodnight~
Dec 23, 2013 3:19 PM

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kuuurt said:
HADUGAY said:
Yeah I got laid/had sex, etc, whatever you wanna call it.

pics or it didn't happen

Finally! I was wondering why someone else hadn't yet called bullshit XD
Dec 23, 2013 4:43 PM

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Christmas Special Time!

Take some Christmas Love! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

NSFW
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Dec 23, 2013 5:01 PM
Dec 23, 2013 6:27 PM

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Over one thousand posts in three days. I'm honestly impressed.
Christmas Eve...this should knock out a few of our contestants. Well, I might not be able to get on the PC tomorrow because family gathering, so in that case, I wish you all a (early) Merry Christmas~
Dec 23, 2013 6:50 PM

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So far today two more people are out of the contest. I'll be getting off so thought i'd just leave an update.Time was mentioned in the last update so thought i'd add it, i'm in Central time zone. Off to catch some zzz's


Appel_stroop-12/23/2013-3:12pm

HADUGAY-12/23/2013-4:38pm
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Dec 23, 2013 6:52 PM
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jeez so many posts again!
Dec 23, 2013 6:53 PM

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Yea, this thread is growing fast
Dec 23, 2013 6:55 PM
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what if this thread reach 10,000 posts?
Dec 23, 2013 6:56 PM

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I Just spent the last 4 hours checking out this "hentai" thing. I watched bits and pieces of about 30 series, and seriously, all of it's the same; the only variant seemed to be the quality of the art & animation. I didn't see one series which consisted solely of vanilla, consensual sex.

Just some examples of female characters' dialogue that I heard a lot. Slightly paraphrased of course:

"You may say no, but you're so wet"
"Don't look/touch/lick there—I'm so embarrassed/it's dirty!"
"It stinks" "It's hot" (whilst performing fellatio)
"N-no way, that's huge thing's not going to fit!" (initial penetration)
"I can't believe I'm losing my virginity to [ ]"
"Not so hard, I'm gonna break!"
"It's so deep inside me! [ ] is deep inside me!"
"What? Where are you putting that?" "That place is dirty" (anal penetration)
"No, don't come inside me! I'll get pregnant!"
"So much cum is flowing into my womb"
"I can't believe I'm feeling good from this perverts dick"
"You came so much, and you're already hard again"
Konbu is important
Dec 23, 2013 6:56 PM

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Not even sure how I came across this thread, but godspeed to those involved. Loving those links, thanks for the fap-fuel to the man in the stands.
Dec 23, 2013 6:56 PM
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Ratohnhaketon said:
Not even sure how I came across this thread, but godspeed to those involved. Loving those links, thanks for the fap-fuel to the man in the stands.


your welcum. (;
Dec 23, 2013 7:02 PM

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Ah, that sucks. I wanted to be in.

Not like I would have lasted a week but still...
Dec 23, 2013 7:44 PM

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Per custom, I am still searching Konachan everyday for all the new uploads in case I see anything I might like, even though Im trying not to fap.

...THIS IS HARD IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE
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Dec 23, 2013 8:00 PM

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Penetration.

Dec 23, 2013 8:33 PM

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I'm here to check in that I'm still alive.

No I didn't fap or had any wet dream so far.Though it has been very tempting these last few days.

Gonna update my status within the next 7 days again (please don't disqualify me lol)
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Dec 23, 2013 8:42 PM

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Nice, 6 more pages while I was asleep.
Dec 23, 2013 8:51 PM

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unmemorable_hero said:
I'll submit this, it's got a little bit of everything for everybody.

Uncensored NSFW
I still think whoever linked that kuroneko sexy voice link is a bastard. Finally listened to it, that was hot...still holding strong though.
Oh my.

"Seeing Sena push Kobato down and do her... does this count as NTR...?"

Best quote of the doujin.
Dec 23, 2013 8:53 PM

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I might lose if I find a new Kuroki Hidehiko manga
Dec 23, 2013 10:10 PM

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Not enough paizuri in this thread.

(am I the only one who likes it)
Dec 23, 2013 10:21 PM

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Writing a report, so kinda busy but checking in.

With a h manga
Of course NSFW
Dec 23, 2013 10:33 PM

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MCsq2 said:
Not enough paizuri in this thread.

(am I the only one who likes it)


No, you're not.
Dec 23, 2013 10:41 PM

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@Hidden Joker repost but anyways
HaXXspetten said:
well anyways, repost from last game but I liked it and it's on topic: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/639281/a2aefc5ac0/
Dec 23, 2013 11:09 PM

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MCsq2 said:
@Hidden Joker repost but anyways
HaXXspetten said:
well anyways, repost from last game but I liked it and it's on topic: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/639281/a2aefc5ac0/


Oh derp. What's with me and reposts.

Here's one to make up for it i guess?

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/562441/ae17a6a16e/
Dec 23, 2013 11:13 PM

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This thread is a gold mine for porn, but I have better things to do with my time than waste it here.

I haven't read all today's yesterday's posts because there are just too many pages :(

So I guess I'll just have to give up on using this as an opportunity to expand my collection, or I'll end up hoarding more than I can use.
Dec 23, 2013 11:17 PM

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Hidden_Joker said:
MCsq2 said:
@Hidden Joker repost but anyways
HaXXspetten said:
well anyways, repost from last game but I liked it and it's on topic: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/639281/a2aefc5ac0/


Oh derp. What's with me and reposts.

Here's one to make up for it i guess?

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/562441/ae17a6a16e/
Oh my.

>dat cover art
>211 pages
>has big breasts
>has paizuri
>has stockings
>has bikini
>has femdom
>has anal
>in color
>multiple girls

OH MY.

Must read through the whole thing. >:)

EDIT: omg 10 pages in, already 7 different fetishes with 4 different girls, I don't know if I can last 211 pages...

EDIT2: HOLY SHIT THIS THING IS POWERFUL, WHY AM I ALREADY SAYING THIS WHEN I'M ONLY 22 PAGES IN

GAHHHHHHH
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Dec 23, 2013 11:43 PM

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Okay, I lost.

I made it to this page of the doujin.

And I just can't hold it in anymore.

God, why must every single girl in that 211-page doujin collection be sexy as fuck. It's like this doujin specifically caters to nearly all my weaknesses. Holy shit.

Well played Hidden Joker. Well played.
Dec 23, 2013 11:44 PM

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MCsq2 said:
Okay, I lost.

I made it to this page of the doujin.

And I just can't hold it in anymore.

God, why must every single girl in that 211-page doujin collection be sexy as fuck. It's like this doujin specifically caters to nearly all my weaknesses. Holy shit.

Well played Hidden Joker. Well played.


Welcome to the world of Hisasi. :D

One of the best H manga artists out there.
Dec 23, 2013 11:46 PM
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Ritzu said:
Pic 5
I want her as my imouto
Dec 24, 2013 12:08 AM

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I can go days without fapping...
my avatar is the bus driver from Rosario + Vampire
Dec 24, 2013 12:20 AM

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MCsq2 said:
Okay, I lost.


WEAK
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli
Vampire Loli Master Race Represent
Aaj Karenge Jhashn

Polychrome | 3 hours ago
oreimo > evangelion.


Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo.

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